As we join the party for this round of tomfoolery, Infernius is residing comfortably in the Tower. Tay is also, despite a rebuke from Thez, and likewise Torcuil is resting comfortably.
On other fronts, several of Trump's Generals have been burned alive by acid, while others feebly attempt to fend off a dragon with their bows. Trump and Tracy speed in to aid the scenario, while Fae attempts to direct combat and help PCs and NPCs alike to live another day.
Welcome back to the Game, we're in the middle of murder so please don't mind my lack of descriptions/invitations, lets continue shall we?
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Trumpaladin:
"I AM RIGHT HERE! COME AND GET ME! AHAHAHAHAHA"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_03zn8Vq6iw>>28164Tracy refused to use bluff to get it to come out, so I did the only thing I could - make it it strike first
>>28163What was she supposed to say? I think you underestimate its intelligence.
Btw, Leaders, especially Paladins, are responsible for the actions of their cohorts. If Tracy lies in your presence, it still counts as breaking code.
>>28166I did use Bluff. I rolled a 1. And you're going to die if you stay in the water.
>>28168Fine, attempt to mount Tracy. If you run away, I'm jumping right back into the bog
>>28168You could have tried anything. You tried nothing. Stop fearing failure and try success
>>28168i don't have to roll now do i?
>>28171You're too far away to attack at the moment
[1d20+5 = 19]>>28170>tried nothingI made two Diplomacy checks and three Spot checks
What more do you want?
Rolling to Spot Where the the Dragon is lurking.
>>28164"Okay then, I guess I can give it to someone else."
Torc removes the ring and pockets it, keeping his on his finger.
Who wants it when he gets to the battle?
Have the soldiers made it past the trail yet?
>>28174Tell the dragon it could get lots of money. That is what I wanted you to do. GM explicitly said "try it" and you did not try it
>>28176We'll deal with them after this fucker is dead
>>28178uh you know you lose leadership points when one dies right?
>>28177What about the Code of Conduct though? Paladin cohorts can't lie.
And she made that last bluff check to imply that there was money to be made; it failed.
>>28179NO fucking shit I know that
Do you know you lose points when you switch alignment?
>>28180The fucking thing killed five of my men, and that means it must die. Why is this difficult to understand? Now try to get it to attack you so it will come out
>>28182If they are of a different alignment, you do
>>28183>it must dieI get that. Just get out of the water before Jaws gets you.
>>28184Pretty sure everyone in Port Barry is Neutral.
>>28165"Blurrblur blurrblurr blurr!" (IS under water, I'm sure of it this time)
>>28167BLURRRR BLURR!!!
>>28171Yes you do. You're still a round or so out, so its okay, but roll bitch
kek, GM is buzzed >>28188doesn't even phase me anymore.
>>28185>>28186Do you honestly think the "gestapo" would be as enthusiastic about following a Judeo-Bolshevik as a Nazi
Trumpaladin uses his round to try to mount Tracy
Alright! Trump has first move, which is good cuz he's in the water. He's followed by Tracy.
>>28191Oh, you don't even know about how we're gonna get to THAT shit
>>28186"Come on out! We got gold, lots of it! We might just tell you where it is if you can torture it out of us first!"
>>28195You're still under water faggot!
>>28194>>28185Do I have a full round before he gets here? I attempt to Mount Tracy
>>28186Tracy uses her turn to Trumpaladin onto dry land.
>>28196Tries to get to Tracy then
Trump is in full plate. He doesn't float.
>>28198Just come close enough to let me get on your back
>>28200You're gonna have to get in the water
>>28202Or this, whatever is better.
>>28195The thing has more Int than you do. Word your Diplomacy checks a bit more carefully.
>>28204She already fell in when I rolled that 1.
>>28205Nah, my plan of jumping into the water worked
>>28205>diplomacyThis
Also, Trump can expend a full round righting himself, but it will take his full action.
>>28208What can Tracy do in that round?
>>28210Don't you worry about Tracy myah
>>28207>workedIf that's what you think..
It's still underwaterthough, and we have no idea where it is.
>>28208I've been saying this the whole time. The thing can be incited/distracted, but only if you address it as a sapient creature. Say something clever.
>>28211Alright then. Trumpaladin rights himself. As free actions he draws sword and shield
>>28212Isn't it comeing right for us?