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Anonymous
NcwMp
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No.27910
As we join the party for this round of tomfoolery, Infernius is residing comfortably in the Tower. Tay is also, despite a rebuke from Thez, and likewise Torcuil is resting comfortably.

On other fronts, several of Trump's Generals have been burned alive by acid, while others feebly attempt to fend off a dragon with their bows. Trump and Tracy speed in to aid the scenario, while Fae attempts to direct combat and help PCs and NPCs alike to live another day.

Welcome back to the Game, we're in the middle of murder so please don't mind my lack of descriptions/invitations, lets continue shall we?
877 replies and 48 files omitted.
Anonymous
dLgR+
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No.28165
28186
Trumpaladin:

"I AM RIGHT HERE! COME AND GET ME! AHAHAHAHAHA"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_03zn8Vq6iw
Anonymous
dLgR+
?
No.28166
28168
>>28164
Tracy refused to use bluff to get it to come out, so I did the only thing I could - make it it strike first
Anonymous
dLgR+
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No.28167
28186
Actually, CALL FAE
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
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No.28168
28169 28170 28171
>>28163
What was she supposed to say? I think you underestimate its intelligence.
Btw, Leaders, especially Paladins, are responsible for the actions of their cohorts. If Tracy lies in your presence, it still counts as breaking code.
>>28166
I did use Bluff. I rolled a 1. And you're going to die if you stay in the water.
Anonymous
dLgR+
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No.28169
>>28168
Fine, attempt to mount Tracy. If you run away, I'm jumping right back into the bog
Anonymous
dLgR+
?
No.28170
28174
>>28168
You could have tried anything. You tried nothing. Stop fearing failure and try success
Anonymous
CeXOq
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No.28171
28172 28173 28186
>>28168
i don't have to roll now do i?
Anonymous
dLgR+
?
No.28172
>>28171
You're too far away to attack at the moment
Anonymous
CeXOq
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No.28173
>>28171
meant for
>>28164

MEa/D
?
No.28174
28177
[1d20+5 = 19]
>>28170
>tried nothing
I made two Diplomacy checks and three Spot checks
What more do you want?

Rolling to Spot Where the the Dragon is lurking.
Anonymous
j7EYG
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No.28175
>>28164
"Okay then, I guess I can give it to someone else."
Torc removes the ring and pockets it, keeping his on his finger.
Who wants it when he gets to the battle?
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
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No.28176
28178
Have the soldiers made it past the trail yet?
Anonymous
dLgR+
?
No.28177
28180
>>28174
Tell the dragon it could get lots of money. That is what I wanted you to do. GM explicitly said "try it" and you did not try it
Anonymous
dLgR+
?
No.28178
28179
>>28176
We'll deal with them after this fucker is dead
Anonymous
CeXOq
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No.28179
28181
>>28178
uh you know you lose leadership points when one dies right?
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
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No.28180
28183
>>28177
What about the Code of Conduct though? Paladin cohorts can't lie.
And she made that last bluff check to imply that there was money to be made; it failed.
Anonymous
dLgR+
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No.28181
28182
>>28179
NO fucking shit I know that

Do you know you lose points when you switch alignment?
Anonymous
CeXOq
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No.28182
28184
>>28181
no you dont.
Anonymous
dLgR+
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No.28183
28185
>>28180
The fucking thing killed five of my men, and that means it must die. Why is this difficult to understand? Now try to get it to attack you so it will come out
Anonymous
dLgR+
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No.28184
28185 28187
>>28182
If they are of a different alignment, you do
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
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No.28185
28191 28197
>>28183
>it must die
I get that. Just get out of the water before Jaws gets you.
>>28184
Pretty sure everyone in Port Barry is Neutral.
Anonymous
NcwMp
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No.28186
28188 28189 28191 28193 28195 28198
>>28165
"Blurrblur blurrblurr blurr!" (IS under water, I'm sure of it this time)
>>28167
BLURRRR BLURR!!!
>>28171
Yes you do. You're still a round or so out, so its okay, but roll bitch kek, GM is buzzed

Anonymous
CeXOq
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No.28187
>>28184
oh, well shit.
CeXOq
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No.28188
28190 28203
[1d20 = 5]
>>28186

Anonymous
j7EYG
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No.28189
>>28186
>buzzed
Aww fuck
Anonymous
CeXOq
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No.28190
>>28188
doesn't even phase me anymore.
Anonymous
dLgR+
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No.28191
28194
>>28185
>>28186
Do you honestly think the "gestapo" would be as enthusiastic about following a Judeo-Bolshevik as a Nazi

Trumpaladin uses his round to try to mount Tracy
Anonymous
NcwMp
?
No.28192
Alright! Trump has first move, which is good cuz he's in the water. He's followed by Tracy.
Anonymous
CeXOq
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No.28193
>>28186
>remember buzzed gming is drunk gming.
Anonymous
NcwMp
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No.28194
28197
>>28191
Oh, you don't even know about how we're gonna get to THAT shit
Anonymous
dLgR+
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No.28195
28196 28205
>>28186
"Come on out! We got gold, lots of it! We might just tell you where it is if you can torture it out of us first!"
Anonymous
NcwMp
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No.28196
28199
>>28195
You're still under water faggot!
Anonymous
dLgR+
?
No.28197
>>28194
>>28185
Do I have a full round before he gets here? I attempt to Mount Tracy
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
?
No.28198
28200 28202
>>28186
Tracy uses her turn to Trumpaladin onto dry land.
Anonymous
dLgR+
?
No.28199
>>28196
Tries to get to Tracy then
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
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No.28200
28204
>>28198
to drag*
Anonymous
NcwMp
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No.28201
Trump is in full plate. He doesn't float.
Anonymous
dLgR+
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No.28202
28205
>>28198
Just come close enough to let me get on your back
j7EYG
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No.28203
[1d20 = 13]
>>28188
I guess I'll roll too
Anonymous
dLgR+
?
No.28204
28206
>>28200
You're gonna have to get in the water
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
?
No.28205
28207 28208
>>28202
Or this, whatever is better.
>>28195
The thing has more Int than you do. Word your Diplomacy checks a bit more carefully.
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
?
No.28206
>>28204
She already fell in when I rolled that 1.
Anonymous
dLgR+
?
No.28207
28209 28212
>>28205
Nah, my plan of jumping into the water worked
Anonymous
NcwMp
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No.28208
28210 28212
>>28205
>diplomacy
This
Also, Trump can expend a full round righting himself, but it will take his full action.
Anonymous
CeXOq
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No.28209
>>28207
well your not wrong.
Anonymous
dLgR+
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No.28210
28211
>>28208
What can Tracy do in that round?
Anonymous
NcwMp
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No.28211
28213
>>28210
Don't you worry about Tracy myah
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
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No.28212
28213 28214 28215 28216
>>28207
>worked
If that's what you think..
It's still underwaterthough, and we have no idea where it is.
>>28208
I've been saying this the whole time. The thing can be incited/distracted, but only if you address it as a sapient creature. Say something clever.
Anonymous
dLgR+
?
No.28213
>>28211
Alright then. Trumpaladin rights himself. As free actions he draws sword and shield

>>28212
Isn't it comeing right for us?
Anonymous
NcwMp
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No.28214
28217 28223 28228
>>28212
Decide quick,....