As we join the party for this round of tomfoolery, Infernius is residing comfortably in the Tower. Tay is also, despite a rebuke from Thez, and likewise Torcuil is resting comfortably.
On other fronts, several of Trump's Generals have been burned alive by acid, while others feebly attempt to fend off a dragon with their bows. Trump and Tracy speed in to aid the scenario, while Fae attempts to direct combat and help PCs and NPCs alike to live another day.
Welcome back to the Game, we're in the middle of murder so please don't mind my lack of descriptions/invitations, lets continue shall we?
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>>28726Infernius and Thez are in the library engaged in an animated (though quiet) argument.
>>28730This. Whether @ Bens, the Whorehouse, or parts in between,... always in the shadows. <lonely japanese flute sounds>
>>28731>>28730Poor colt. Idk if he has any real friends..
>>28731Aww, I want to listen in on the drama
>>28733roll a listen check then.
>>28733Some things were not meant for mortal ears.
>>28733I'll consider making a screen-cap. For now, its best that it play out organically.
[1d20 = 6]
Listen for Drama
Was Thez's mask based off of a Hat of Disguise? Can craft my own version? I have the Disguise Self spell.
Alright, Torc goes to find Kiynen.
He really hopes that no one has died while he was gone.
>>28742No one has died that I'm aware of
>>28738Does this bother you? Xp
>>28741Oh great Sir Bearington, I channel your spirit!*crafts Glasses of Disguise*
"How do you do, normal hoo-mans?" She says to a mirror
>>28748im confused as to whats happening there.
Sir Bearington is a Legend on /tg/.
>>28749The horse's head is fake: it's a centaur disguised as a hoo-man on horseback.
>>28749That's a centaur disguising itself as a rider on a horse
>>28751oh i see now his legs are fake too.
>>28750hey that guys not a guy its a bear!
>>28745Does Torc find the dragon?
>>28758does torc fuck the dragon?
>>28758Are you referring to Kiynen?
>>28757And the treasure was retrieved. It will be enumerated soon, I'm just back-and-forth for the time being (pic to follow)
>>28759Does the dragon fug Torc is a better question Xp
>>28758>>28759Remember you have as a final line of defense pocket spaghetti. Pull them out to ruin any social occasion.
Now speaking of spaghetti, I went and bought another cooking pot
>>28761im glad you have another one.
>>28760The Treasure can be listed or counted later. Now I just want to establish that he's resurrected all five soldiers and tried to leave the impression it wasn't a perfect disaster/meaningless, and that he's tried to secure the treasure against Drow until a better way of storing it can be obtained
>>28759No
>>28760Yes
Gotta make sure no one else dies so Trump doesn't kill me
>>28761Cooking pots are always good
>>28764Yes the dragon fucks Torcuil? Noted
kidding>>28763Yes, everyone is restored and revived. If anything, they're more impressed by the fact that Trump has the means to undo death than that they got killded.
>>28765Torcuil: random women's sexual frustration punching bag
>>28766It was just a troll, don't read too much into it.
Okay, it seems Infernius and Thez are pretty much finished with their,... discussion, so I won't be fixated on other-faggotry for the rest of the evening.
>>28766You got that right.
[Steps out from behind a building]
Hi torc.
>>28768>reeeing in fear"THE POWER OF CHRIST COMP..."
Torc then fucking realizes who it is
"Oh, its you"
>>28767I know I know...
What are my limit for Torc's polymorph >>28769Whats a sexy man like you doing in a place like this?
>>28768>>28769>>28770oh dear here comes more >rape.
>>28770"I'm fookin dealin' wit dis shite"
Torc points to the dragon
"And lass, you ever call me sexy again and I'll fookin pump ye full o' lead"
>>28775Let Tay decide who her victims are
>>28773Id like you to pump me full of something else. ;)
Back.
So, what did Tracy find while sorting through the stuff in the bog?
>>28761THIS Is why he should've taken the robe of Infinite Pockets:
>Infinite Pockets = Infinite sketties