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Swamp-soaked Nuts
Anonymous
NcwMp
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No.27910
As we join the party for this round of tomfoolery, Infernius is residing comfortably in the Tower. Tay is also, despite a rebuke from Thez, and likewise Torcuil is resting comfortably.

On other fronts, several of Trump's Generals have been burned alive by acid, while others feebly attempt to fend off a dragon with their bows. Trump and Tracy speed in to aid the scenario, while Fae attempts to direct combat and help PCs and NPCs alike to live another day.

Welcome back to the Game, we're in the middle of murder so please don't mind my lack of descriptions/invitations, lets continue shall we?
877 replies and 38 files omitted.
Anonymous
iUOcG
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No.28731
28732 28733
>>28726
Infernius and Thez are in the library engaged in an animated (though quiet) argument.
>>28730
This. Whether @ Bens, the Whorehouse, or parts in between,... always in the shadows. <lonely japanese flute sounds>
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
?
No.28732
>>28731
>>28730
Poor colt. Idk if he has any real friends..
Anonymous
dLgR+
?
No.28733
28734 28735 28736
image.png
>>28731
Aww, I want to listen in on the drama
Anonymous
CeXOq
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No.28734
>>28733
roll a listen check then.
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
?
No.28735
>>28733
Some things were not meant for mortal ears.
Anonymous
iUOcG
?
No.28736
>>28733
I'll consider making a screen-cap. For now, its best that it play out organically.
dLgR+
?
No.28737
28739
[1d20 = 6]
Listen for Drama
Anonymous
j7EYG
?
No.28738
28743 28745
>>28674
Can i call an exorcist?
Anonymous
iUOcG
?
No.28739
>>28737
There is ONE way,....
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
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No.28740
28741
516zqXKmkDL.jpg
Was Thez's mask based off of a Hat of Disguise? Can craft my own version? I have the Disguise Self spell.
Anonymous
iUOcG
?
No.28741
28746
>>28740
Precisely that
Anonymous
j7EYG
?
No.28742
28745
Alright, Torc goes to find Kiynen.
He really hopes that no one has died while he was gone.

Anonymous
CeXOq
?
No.28743
28744
Spoilered
>>28738

Anonymous
j7EYG
?
No.28744
>>28743
>glimmer
But y tho
Anonymous
iUOcG
?
No.28745
28756 28757 28758
pickle.png
>>28742
No one has died that I'm aware of
>>28738
Does this bother you? Xp
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
?
No.28746
28747
>>28741
Oh great Sir Bearington, I channel your spirit!
*crafts Glasses of Disguise*
"How do you do, normal hoo-mans?" She says to a mirror
Anonymous
CeXOq
?
No.28747
28748
>>28746
jej on all accounts.
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
?
No.28748
28749
64a3dd1f7ec86828925e71d753fb6b4a.jpg
>>28747

Anonymous
CeXOq
?
No.28749
28751 28752
>>28748
im confused as to whats happening there.
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
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No.28750
28754
sir_bearington_by_pamcakeghostylubsyoo.jpg
1350676499841.jpg
Sir bearington and friends_38bfbe_6146710.jpg
sir_bearington.jpg
Sir Bearington is a Legend on /tg/.
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
?
No.28751
28753
>>28749
The horse's head is fake: it's a centaur disguised as a hoo-man on horseback.
Anonymous
dLgR+
?
No.28752
>>28749
That's a centaur disguising itself as a rider on a horse
Anonymous
CeXOq
?
No.28753
>>28751
oh i see now his legs are fake too.
Anonymous
CeXOq
?
No.28754
28756
>>28750
hey that guys not a guy its a bear!
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
?
No.28755
I g2g for a while.
Anonymous
j7EYG
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No.28756
>>28745
So, you do want to die
>>28754
>drags him away
Sorry mr bearrington
Anonymous
dLgR+
?
No.28757
28760
>>28745
I repeat >>28720

Anonymous
j7EYG
?
No.28758
28759 28760 28761
>>28745
Does Torc find the dragon?
Anonymous
CeXOq
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No.28759
28760 28761 28764
>>28758
does torc fuck the dragon?
Anonymous
iUOcG
?
No.28760
28763 28764
>>28758
Are you referring to Kiynen?
>>28757
And the treasure was retrieved. It will be enumerated soon, I'm just back-and-forth for the time being (pic to follow)
>>28759
Does the dragon fug Torc is a better question Xp
Anonymous
dLgR+
?
No.28761
28762 28764 28779
>>28758
>>28759
Remember you have as a final line of defense pocket spaghetti. Pull them out to ruin any social occasion.

Now speaking of spaghetti, I went and bought another cooking pot
Anonymous
CeXOq
?
No.28762
>>28761
im glad you have another one.
Anonymous
dLgR+
?
No.28763
28765
>>28760
The Treasure can be listed or counted later. Now I just want to establish that he's resurrected all five soldiers and tried to leave the impression it wasn't a perfect disaster/meaningless, and that he's tried to secure the treasure against Drow until a better way of storing it can be obtained
Anonymous
j7EYG
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No.28764
28765
>>28759
No
>>28760
Yes
Gotta make sure no one else dies so Trump doesn't kill me
>>28761
Cooking pots are always good
Anonymous
iUOcG
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No.28765
28766
>>28764
Yes the dragon fucks Torcuil? Noted kidding
>>28763
Yes, everyone is restored and revived. If anything, they're more impressed by the fact that Trump has the means to undo death than that they got killded.
Anonymous
j7EYG
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No.28766
28767 28768
>>28765
Torcuil: random women's sexual frustration punching bag
Anonymous
iUOcG
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No.28767
28769
>>28766
It was just a troll, don't read too much into it.
Okay, it seems Infernius and Thez are pretty much finished with their,... discussion, so I won't be fixated on other-faggotry for the rest of the evening.
Tay
KjVzt
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No.28768
28769 28771
>>28766
You got that right.
[Steps out from behind a building]
Hi torc.
Anonymous
j7EYG
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No.28769
28770 28771
>>28768
>reeeing in fear
"THE POWER OF CHRIST COMP..."
Torc then fucking realizes who it is
"Oh, its you"
>>28767
I know I know...
What are my limit for Torc's polymorph
Tay
KjVzt
?
No.28770
28771 28773
>>28769
Whats a sexy man like you doing in a place like this?
Anonymous
CeXOq
?
No.28771
28772
>>28768
>>28769
>>28770
oh dear here comes more >rape.
Tay
KjVzt
?
No.28772
>>28771
Queit faggot.
Anonymous
j7EYG
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No.28773
28778
>>28770
"I'm fookin dealin' wit dis shite"
Torc points to the dragon
"And lass, you ever call me sexy again and I'll fookin pump ye full o' lead"
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
dLgR+
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No.28774
28775
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Anonymous
j7EYG
?
No.28775
28776 28777
>>28774
Now youre next
Anonymous
iUOcG
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No.28776
28786
>>28775
"He likes it, don't tell him I said that"
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
dLgR+
?
No.28777
28780 28781 28782 28783
>>28775
Let Tay decide who her victims are
Tay
KjVzt
?
No.28778
28781 28782 28786
>>28773
Id like you to pump me full of something else. ;)
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
?
No.28779
28781
Back.
So, what did Tracy find while sorting through the stuff in the bog?
>>28761
THIS Is why he should've taken the robe of Infinite Pockets:
>Infinite Pockets = Infinite sketties
Tay
KjVzt
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No.28780
28781
>>28777
Fucking checked.