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Anonymous
NcwMp
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No.27910
As we join the party for this round of tomfoolery, Infernius is residing comfortably in the Tower. Tay is also, despite a rebuke from Thez, and likewise Torcuil is resting comfortably.

On other fronts, several of Trump's Generals have been burned alive by acid, while others feebly attempt to fend off a dragon with their bows. Trump and Tracy speed in to aid the scenario, while Fae attempts to direct combat and help PCs and NPCs alike to live another day.

Welcome back to the Game, we're in the middle of murder so please don't mind my lack of descriptions/invitations, lets continue shall we?
877 replies and 47 files omitted.
Anonymous
CeXOq
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No.28369
28371
>>28367
"i want the heart as atrophy."
Anonymous
dLgR+
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No.28370
28375 28377
>>28340
"Thez, you raped me. You owe me one"
Anonymous
dLgR+
?
No.28371
>>28369
"Uh... we can do that"
Anonymous
NcwMp
?
No.28372
28374 28376 28378 28379 28380
To ceremonialize the situation, and to assuage any doubt, Thez walks forward and offers her hand. "Eat it, it will rejuvenate." to which the hungry dragon does eat. Her arm is quite meaty, and though not enough to sate a dragon of her size, the gesture is not dismissed.
"If there are lands beyond this that I may hunt and prey on that do not cause harm, I will do so. I'm sure you have differing standards of propriety, but you have been kinder and more considering than any I've encountered (realize, no one is nice to black dragons, in general).

Also, Thez passes out from blood-loss, cuz her regen stone isn't working for her anymore.
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
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No.28373
>>28362
It's so funny though... I get your point..
I like your plan though. Let's see where it goes.
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
?
No.28374
>>28372
see >>28357

Anonymous
CeXOq
?
No.28375
>>28370
*eyes twitch at the mention*
Anonymous
dLgR+
?
No.28376
28385
>>28372
"You killed five of my men. Do you have any treasure here?"
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
?
No.28377
28382
>>28370
She'll pay you back in >rape dollars.
Anonymous
CeXOq
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No.28378
28385
>>28372
"FUCK!" cure critical wounds
Anonymous
j7EYG
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No.28379
28382 28383
>>28368
"Just.... no.
There is a difference between an animal lashing out in fear, and a man actively hunting down people to abuse. Now if you'll exuse me."
>>28372
Torc cautiously approaches the dragon.
"Hey, its okay. I don't wanna hurt you. I wanna help you."
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
?
No.28380
28381 28385
>>28372
*Tracy drags Thez onto land before she drowns*
"Got a name, skullface?"
Anonymous
CeXOq
?
No.28381
>>28380
*picks up thez*
Anonymous
dLgR+
?
No.28382
28383
>>28377
>>28379
"This dragon killed five of my men Torcuil"
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
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No.28383
28384
>>28379
It's a level 9 encounter. It really wouldn't be a battle, so much as it'd just be a slaughter...
>>28382
Can't we revive them? I'm saying the Lawful thing would be to retreat. It's unlawful to attack during a parley, especially when you've already gained the advantage of reinforcements.
Anonymous
dLgR+
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No.28384
>>28383
The dragon has done harm, it must pay in blood or money
Anonymous
NcwMp
?
No.28385
28386 28387 28389 28390 28391 28396 28413
>>28376
"If it means exchanging what I have for a stable environment, I will consider doing so. Your men died because they were in my land, and were therefore my prey. If I can have prey without trouble, I will do so at cost."
>>28378
Thez wakes up, dazed.
>>28380
"I,... it has been a long time. I was once called Kiynen. No one has ever asked me my name."


Anonymous
j7EYG
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No.28386
28396
>>28385
Can everyone hear its name?
Anonymous
CeXOq
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No.28387
28403
>>28385
"you scared me there gilly."
Anonymous
NcwMp
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No.28388
28393
Wait, wasn't Trump the one pushing for diplomacy a few minutes ago?
Anonymous
dLgR+
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No.28389
28391
>>28385
"Those were my men. I cannot go home empty handed. I will happily leave you alone if you part with it"
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
?
No.28390
>>28385
>No one has ever asked me my name.
Muh feelz...
Anonymous
dLgR+
?
No.28391
28395 28397
>>28389
>>28385
"It's... It's an embarrassing situation for me...
I am sorry. But I cannot go home empty handed"
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
?
No.28393
28394
>>28388
Idk, but we got the treasure, and we finished off the trolls, so why kill her?
Anonymous
dLgR+
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No.28394
>>28393
If she gives us the treasure and fucks off from this location, then sure she can live
Anonymous
NcwMp
?
No.28395
28396 28398 28405
>>28391
"If you know of a place, where I can sustain myself without preying upon bipeds and homonids, then I will readily offer my treasure."
Anonymous
j7EYG
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No.28396
28411 28433
>>28386
>>28385
I'll assume yes.
>>28395
"Hi Kiynen, my name is Torcuil. I am willing to help you find a new area to settle. Will you be willing to let me help you?"
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
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No.28397
28400
>>28391
>'You didn't come home empty handed'
*offers troll-heads, tied together by their hair*
dLgR+
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No.28398
28435
>>28395
"Thez was suggesting the ocean just a minute ago. That'd be due east, over mountains. Plenty of fish, maybe whales. Please do not attack fisherman though."
\r
Anonymous
dLgR+
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No.28400
>>28397
*pets pony*
*Takes heads*
Anonymous
NcwMp
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No.28401
28402 28412
Let me state for the record, I had absolutely no intention or predisposition that things turn out this way, it was entirely a matter of momentary inspiration, serendipity, and identification with a dragon that is evil (yes) but really just wants to survive, and is operating in a context that it didn't initially plan for but was making the best of.
Anonymous
dLgR+
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No.28402
28405
>>28401
Blood or blood money, it's paying one way or the other for what it did
Anonymous
NcwMp
?
No.28403
28404 28406 28408
>>28387
"What... the... FUCK!"
She's not happy that she doesn't regenerate anymore.
Anonymous
dLgR+
?
No.28404
>>28403
"Calm down or you'll scare Kiynen"
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
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No.28405
28407 28409 28514 28548
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>>28395
>bipeds and homonids
"... How many bipeds per day are you talking about?"
>>28402
Y U no just convert to Blackguard? I can tell you want to play it.
Uber-merciful white-knights are gay.
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
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No.28406
28412
>>28403
"Is your rock-thingy broken?"
Anonymous
dLgR+
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No.28407
28410
>>28405
>"The fuck is wrong with you Tracy?"

>>28405
I just want something to make up for the fact that I killed 5 of my followers on an unnecessary expedition
Anonymous
CeXOq
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No.28408
28412
>>28403
"hey its okay baby. well find a way to get you regenerating again."
Anonymous
dLgR+
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No.28409
28410
>>28405
Trumpaladin is visibly disgusted at Tracy

And why you delete >>28399
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
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No.28410
28416
>>28409
>>28407
*shrugs*
>something to make up
You got the dead trolls and the treasure.
>>28409
>why you delete >>28399
I misinterpreted what the dragon said.
Anonymous
j7EYG
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No.28411
>>28396
GM? Responce
Anonymous
NcwMp
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No.28412
28414
>>28401
Fair, and it will be paid in due course. Who (except Darkie) really wants to die anyhow?
>>28406
>>28408
"I'd not have offered my arm if I thought this,..." to Infernius, "Please, get me to the Entertron, I don't know what is happening," she sounds worried, for the first time he's ever heard it.
Anonymous
dLgR+
?
No.28413
28435
>>28385
"Well Kiynen. I am a sheepdog, and you attacked my sheep. We can help you. but you won't be able to take your treasure with you anyways"
Anonymous
CeXOq
?
No.28414
>>28412
"dont worry ive got you."
"guys ill see you back at the tower"
*uatchit*
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
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No.28415
If she dies, can't we revive her too along with the Generals?
Anonymous
dLgR+
?
No.28416
28417 28418 28420
>>28410
If I get the treasure, then sure, I'll say this trip was not a perfect disaster.

We're using the treasure as drow bait, by the way
Anonymous
CeXOq
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No.28417
28419
>>28416
make sure they dont steal it.
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
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No.28418
>>28416
>drow bait
.. Sure. I'll go with that..
Anonymous
dLgR+
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No.28419
28423
>>28417
I'm going to be watching it
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
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No.28420
28421 28422
>>28416
Wouldn't they all be just like Darkie though?