As we join the party for this round of tomfoolery, Infernius is residing comfortably in the Tower. Tay is also, despite a rebuke from Thez, and likewise Torcuil is resting comfortably.
On other fronts, several of Trump's Generals have been burned alive by acid, while others feebly attempt to fend off a dragon with their bows. Trump and Tracy speed in to aid the scenario, while Fae attempts to direct combat and help PCs and NPCs alike to live another day.
Welcome back to the Game, we're in the middle of murder so please don't mind my lack of descriptions/invitations, lets continue shall we?
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>>28367"i want the heart as atrophy."
>>28340"Thez, you raped me. You owe me one"
To ceremonialize the situation, and to assuage any doubt, Thez walks forward and offers her hand. "Eat it, it will rejuvenate." to which the hungry dragon does eat. Her arm is quite meaty, and though not enough to sate a dragon of her size, the gesture is not dismissed.
"If there are lands beyond this that I may hunt and prey on that do not cause harm, I will do so. I'm sure you have differing standards of propriety, but you have been kinder and more considering than any I've encountered (realize, no one is nice to black dragons, in general).
Also, Thez passes out from blood-loss, cuz her regen stone isn't working for her anymore.
>>28362It's so funny though... I get your point..I like your plan though. Let's see where it goes.
>>28370*eyes twitch at the mention*
>>28372"You killed five of my men. Do you have any treasure here?"
>>28370She'll pay you back in >rape dollars.
>>28372"FUCK!" cure critical wounds
>>28368"Just.... no.
There is a difference between an animal lashing out in fear, and a man actively hunting down people to abuse. Now if you'll exuse me."
>>28372Torc cautiously approaches the dragon.
"Hey, its okay. I don't wanna hurt you. I wanna help you."
>>28372*Tracy drags Thez onto land before she drowns*
"Got a name, skullface?"
>>28377>>28379"This dragon killed five of
my men Torcuil"
>>28379It's a level 9 encounter. It really wouldn't be a battle, so much as it'd just be a slaughter...
>>28382Can't we revive them? I'm saying the Lawful thing would be to retreat. It's unlawful to attack during a parley, especially when you've already gained the advantage of reinforcements. >>28383The dragon has done harm, it must pay in blood or money
>>28376"If it means exchanging what I have for a stable environment, I will consider doing so. Your men died because they were in my land, and were therefore my prey. If I can have prey without trouble, I will do so at cost."
>>28378Thez wakes up, dazed.
>>28380"I,... it has been a long time. I was once called Kiynen. No one has ever asked me my name."
>>28385Can everyone hear its name?
>>28385"you scared me there gilly."
Wait, wasn't Trump the one pushing for diplomacy a few minutes ago?
>>28385"Those were
my men. I cannot go home empty handed. I will happily leave you alone if you part with it"
>>28389>>28385"It's... It's an embarrassing situation for me...
I am sorry. But I cannot go home empty handed"
>>28388Idk, but we got the treasure, and we finished off the trolls, so why kill her?
>>28393If she gives us the treasure and fucks off from this location, then sure she can live
>>28391"If you know of a place, where I can sustain myself without preying upon bipeds and homonids, then I will readily offer my treasure."
>>28386>>28385I'll assume yes.
>>28395"Hi Kiynen, my name is Torcuil. I am willing to help you find a new area to settle. Will you be willing to let me help you?"
>>28391>'You didn't come home empty handed'*offers troll-heads, tied together by their hair*
>>28395"Thez was suggesting the ocean just a minute ago. That'd be due east, over mountains. Plenty of fish, maybe whales. Please do not attack fisherman though."
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Let me state for the record, I had absolutely no intention or predisposition that things turn out this way, it was entirely a matter of momentary inspiration, serendipity, and identification with a dragon that is evil (yes) but really just wants to survive, and is operating in a context that it didn't initially plan for but was making the best of.
>>28401Blood or blood money, it's paying one way or the other for what it did
>>28387"What... the... FUCK!"
She's not happy that she doesn't regenerate anymore.
>>28403"Calm down or you'll scare Kiynen"
>>28395>bipeds and homonids"... How many bipeds per day are you talking about?"
>>28402Y U no just convert to Blackguard? I can tell you want to play it.
Uber-merciful white-knights are gay.
>>28403"Is your rock-thingy broken?"
>>28405>"The fuck is wrong with you Tracy?">>28405I just want something to make up for the fact that I killed 5 of my followers on an unnecessary expedition
>>28403"hey its okay baby. well find a way to get you regenerating again."
>>28405Trumpaladin is visibly disgusted at Tracy
And why you delete >>28399
>>28409>>28407*shrugs*
>something to make upYou got the dead trolls and the treasure.
>>28409>why you delete >>28399I misinterpreted what the dragon said.
>>28401Fair, and it will be paid in due course. Who (except Darkie) really
wants to die anyhow?
>>28406>>28408"I'd not have offered my arm if I thought this,..." to Infernius, "Please, get me to the Entertron, I don't know what is happening," she sounds worried, for the first time he's ever heard it.
>>28385"Well Kiynen. I am a sheepdog, and you attacked my sheep. We can help you. but you won't be able to take your treasure with you anyways"
>>28412"dont worry ive got you."
"guys ill see you back at the tower"
*uatchit*
If she dies, can't we revive her too along with the Generals?
>>28410If I get the treasure, then sure, I'll say this trip was not a perfect disaster.
We're using the treasure as drow bait, by the way
>>28416make sure they dont steal it.
>>28416>drow bait.. Sure. I'll go with that..
>>28417I'm going to be watching it
>>28416Wouldn't they all be just like Darkie though?