As we join the party for this round of tomfoolery, Infernius is residing comfortably in the Tower. Tay is also, despite a rebuke from Thez, and likewise Torcuil is resting comfortably.
On other fronts, several of Trump's Generals have been burned alive by acid, while others feebly attempt to fend off a dragon with their bows. Trump and Tracy speed in to aid the scenario, while Fae attempts to direct combat and help PCs and NPCs alike to live another day.
Welcome back to the Game, we're in the middle of murder so please don't mind my lack of descriptions/invitations, lets continue shall we?
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>>28617What Torc will find
1) Radishes
2) stale moldy bread
3) nothing, because THEY WHERE DEMONS THAT TURN THE FREAKIN FROGS GAY
Be back soon >>28629>Trump GoodIts fine
>>28627>the armThat reminds me of another point. It occurs to me that a large degree of a dragon's disposition would have alot to do with the treatment it received from others, as well as the quality and availability of nutrition. Having someone literally offer their friggin arm would be kinda like in Harry Potter (no bully) when Harry and co buried Dobby by hand when they could have just,... not.
>>28631If you're looking in Durpistan, yeah there's not much food, and what food there is is of poor quality. There's a McDonald's though,....
>>28632How big is Tracy in Cauchemar form? The wiki says "huge" at one point, which would place her well beyond typical horse size, but it also says "the size of a light warhorse." The amount of load carried suggests larger than a normal horse, but she could also just be stronger
So would this be like a draft horse (versus a smaller riding horse) or what?
>>28633Pic related
>Communists >>28635Infernius, how large of undead creatures can you turn/rebuke?
>>28637Could you rebuke a monster with 12 hit dice?
>>28635I pretty much have her relegated (in full Couch-form) as a Clydesdale
>>28636Its not a matter of size, its a matter of hit dice.
>>28638Its possible
>>28639are ana and i back t the tower?
>>28641I had assumed so, Uatchit is damn fast and she's quite keen on getting to the Entertron.
Does turning count as a spell?
>>28644Can it be used on other planes?
>>28642ok when we get back i sprint there while carrying her to the enteron and wait in the room untill shes better.
>>28645it doesn't say it cant be.
>>28639Make 'er a Percheron. It's a French breed, like the Cauchemar, it's the same basic weight but a little heavier, slightly shorter, and has the build of a Pony rather than a horse. They were standard WW1 Cavalry horses.
I was asking because of "Trump Good." Having sex with a full sized horse that is not ponified is different from an FIM pony, I think
>>28638I can't "rebuke" an undead of 12 hit die, and whether Inferius can depends on his alignement, but I believe I can Turn undead of that many hit die
>>28643It's in a separate category
>>28645For the most part, but it depends on the nature of the plane. The NAP for example absolutely not, nor the 9 Hells, nor the Abyss, Tartarus, etc. Others, moderately and/or absolutely.
>>28648Thats fine, my knowledge of hoers is very limited. I'm just going off of what I've seen from county fairs and Budweiser commercials.
>>28648You could with a good turning roll
>>28630Top kek
>>28633"I'd like a Big Mac, and an ice cream."
Ice cream machine broke>>28632>Harry PotterHold on, I hae a relivent video I was gonna post anyway
Does anybody want to craft a spooky Ghost-Chariot, and hunt Devouers with Tracy on the Ethereal Plane?
It'd take some preparation, but it'd be fun and the Exp would be rewarding.
>>28652i would but i have to be here for thez.
>>28653It could be done for just one day. Tracy can switch planes at will.
>>28652Yo that sounds fun as hell
>>28654i guess i could help craft it but only when thez is better.
>>28657It will be the Devourers who become the devoured.
>>28658Well, obviously you'd be there. It'd just go more smoothly with a high-level Cleric in tow.
>>28659We could use some of the Troll bones as decoration, for maximum spookiness.
>>28656I guess I'll add that to my list of 'Positions of Power'
>>28660Torc could make the chariot
>>28660Where's the fun in Smooth? I haven't hit aything with a sword since the Tarasque fight, except the first troll fight that occured out of game
>>28657Fuck off. You stole my dragon
>>28662whats your crafting bonus?
>>28650You should know that there's no one working the counter,... you were there for that,....
>>28653>>28659Oh please, after a moment in the Entertron she's good as new
But she's still hungry,... is it wrong that I get giggles every time I say that?>>28652>>28657>>28662"Did someone mention something to do with woodworking?" Slovenia pops her head in.
>>28666"thez can we have a talk?"
>>28663>Where's the fun in Smooth?Yeah, but permanent level-loss sucks. Best to prepare, before we go Ghost-busting. First, we have to craft a extra-planar combat-chariot; and that'll definitely come in handy in the future.
>>28666>spooky digits*smug ghost-pony grin*
"Are you up to the task?"
*licks edge of whittling chisel*
"We need an
exceptional piece of transportation here. I hope you're ready for a challenge." *smiles*
>meant to post this pic for her a while ago >>28667>>28667You'll be necessary. Tracy can make objects ethereal at will, but it'll be better to have a chariot that can do the same, so things don't get bumpy (has been reading a lot about nightmare tactics)
>>28666Oh, duh I'm a retard
Torc climbs on the counter, pulls a shirt over his head, falls on the grond, spins around, and shouts "IM PICKLE RICK"
Jk, he makes a burger. Even he isn't that autistic
GM whats my crafting bonus?
And why are you getting giggles?
Also, I'm apparently a bot
I'll be back later tonight >>28670Don't plan an expedition now. We haven't even followed up on our last two big things
Also, a Devourer is a level 12 encounter: a better fight for a Paladin with a Nightmare, since it's an undead extraplanar.
We'll need a Cleric that could rebuke it though, and since Infernius wants to be ebil now, he fits the ticket, since he can make it cower long enough to kill.
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>>28675we need to genocide those things
>>28676refresh.