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Swamp-soaked Nuts
Anonymous
NcwMp
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No.27910
As we join the party for this round of tomfoolery, Infernius is residing comfortably in the Tower. Tay is also, despite a rebuke from Thez, and likewise Torcuil is resting comfortably.

On other fronts, several of Trump's Generals have been burned alive by acid, while others feebly attempt to fend off a dragon with their bows. Trump and Tracy speed in to aid the scenario, while Fae attempts to direct combat and help PCs and NPCs alike to live another day.

Welcome back to the Game, we're in the middle of murder so please don't mind my lack of descriptions/invitations, lets continue shall we?
877 replies and 42 files omitted.
Anonymous
CeXOq
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No.28630
28650
>>28628
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJzkIBTfuFw
Anonymous
j7EYG
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No.28631
28633
>>28617
What Torc will find
1) Radishes
2) stale moldy bread
3) nothing, because THEY WHERE DEMONS THAT TURN THE FREAKIN FROGS GAY
Be back soon
Anonymous
iUOcG
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No.28632
28634 28635 28650
>>28629
>Trump Good
Its fine
>>28627
>the arm
That reminds me of another point. It occurs to me that a large degree of a dragon's disposition would have alot to do with the treatment it received from others, as well as the quality and availability of nutrition. Having someone literally offer their friggin arm would be kinda like in Harry Potter (no bully) when Harry and co buried Dobby by hand when they could have just,... not.
Anonymous
iUOcG
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No.28633
28635 28650
>>28631
If you're looking in Durpistan, yeah there's not much food, and what food there is is of poor quality. There's a McDonald's though,....
Anonymous
CeXOq
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No.28634
>>28632
>dobby is a free nigga
Anonymous
dLgR+
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No.28635
28636 28639
McDonalds-Moscow-D091204.jpg
>>28632
How big is Tracy in Cauchemar form? The wiki says "huge" at one point, which would place her well beyond typical horse size, but it also says "the size of a light warhorse." The amount of load carried suggests larger than a normal horse, but she could also just be stronger

So would this be like a draft horse (versus a smaller riding horse) or what?

>>28633
Pic related
>Communists
Anonymous
MEa/D
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No.28636
28637 28639
>>28635
Infernius, how large of undead creatures can you turn/rebuke?
Anonymous
dLgR+
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No.28637
28638
>>28636
>(you)ing the Paladin, who can turn and rebuke undead creaturesa, yet not actually asking the Paladin
Anonymous
MEa/D
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No.28638
28639 28640 28648
>>28637
Could you rebuke a monster with 12 hit dice?
Anonymous
iUOcG
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No.28639
28641 28648
>>28635
I pretty much have her relegated (in full Couch-form) as a Clydesdale
>>28636
Its not a matter of size, its a matter of hit dice.
>>28638
Its possible
Anonymous
CeXOq
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No.28640
>>28638
i think i can.
Anonymous
CeXOq
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No.28641
28642
>>28639
are ana and i back t the tower?
Anonymous
iUOcG
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No.28642
28646
>>28641
I had assumed so, Uatchit is damn fast and she's quite keen on getting to the Entertron.
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
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No.28643
28644 28648
Does turning count as a spell?
Anonymous
iUOcG
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No.28644
28645
>>28643
No, its a class ability
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
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No.28645
28647 28649
>>28644
Can it be used on other planes?
Anonymous
CeXOq
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No.28646
>>28642
ok when we get back i sprint there while carrying her to the enteron and wait in the room untill shes better.
Anonymous
CeXOq
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No.28647
>>28645
it doesn't say it cant be.
Anonymous
dLgR+
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No.28648
28649
>>28639
Make 'er a Percheron. It's a French breed, like the Cauchemar, it's the same basic weight but a little heavier, slightly shorter, and has the build of a Pony rather than a horse. They were standard WW1 Cavalry horses.

I was asking because of "Trump Good." Having sex with a full sized horse that is not ponified is different from an FIM pony, I think
>>28638
I can't "rebuke" an undead of 12 hit die, and whether Inferius can depends on his alignement, but I believe I can Turn undead of that many hit die

>>28643
It's in a separate category
Anonymous
iUOcG
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No.28649
>>28645
For the most part, but it depends on the nature of the plane. The NAP for example absolutely not, nor the 9 Hells, nor the Abyss, Tartarus, etc. Others, moderately and/or absolutely.
>>28648
Thats fine, my knowledge of hoers is very limited. I'm just going off of what I've seen from county fairs and Budweiser commercials.
>>28648
You could with a good turning roll

Anonymous
j7EYG
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No.28650
28651 28666
>>28630
Top kek
>>28633
"I'd like a Big Mac, and an ice cream."
Ice cream machine broke
>>28632
>Harry Potter
Hold on, I hae a relivent video I was gonna post anyway

Anonymous
CeXOq
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No.28651
28655
>>28650
every fucking time.
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
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No.28652
28653 28657 28658 28666
death__s_carriage_by_psypher101-d4ckngd.jpg
Does anybody want to craft a spooky Ghost-Chariot, and hunt Devouers with Tracy on the Ethereal Plane?
It'd take some preparation, but it'd be fun and the Exp would be rewarding.
Anonymous
CeXOq
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No.28653
28654 28666
>>28652
i would but i have to be here for thez.
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
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No.28654
28658 28659
>>28653
It could be done for just one day. Tracy can switch planes at will.
Anonymous
j7EYG
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No.28655
28656
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tKNhPpUR0Pg
>when Torc finds an apprentice
>>28651
I have literally never had that problen. Does that make me a god?
Anonymous
CeXOq
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No.28656
28662
>>28655
a god of ice cream?
Anonymous
j7EYG
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No.28657
28660 28663 28666
>>28652
Yo that sounds fun as hell
Anonymous
dLgR+
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No.28658
28660
>>28652
>Not asking your husband first

>>28654
When in Cauchemar form

Anonymous
CeXOq
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No.28659
28661 28666
>>28654
i guess i could help craft it but only when thez is better.
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
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No.28660
28662 28663
>>28657
It will be the Devourers who become the devoured.
>>28658
Well, obviously you'd be there. It'd just go more smoothly with a high-level Cleric in tow.
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
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No.28661
>>28659
We could use some of the Troll bones as decoration, for maximum spookiness.
Anonymous
j7EYG
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No.28662
28664 28666
>>28656
I guess I'll add that to my list of 'Positions of Power'
>>28660
Torc could make the chariot
Anonymous
dLgR+
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No.28663
28669
>>28660
Where's the fun in Smooth? I haven't hit aything with a sword since the Tarasque fight, except the first troll fight that occured out of game

>>28657
Fuck off. You stole my dragon
Anonymous
CeXOq
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No.28664
28665
>>28662
whats your crafting bonus?
Anonymous
j7EYG
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No.28665
28667
>>28664
Uh...
Fuck if I know, ask GM
Anonymous
iUOcG
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No.28666
28668 28669 28671
>>28650
You should know that there's no one working the counter,... you were there for that,....
>>28653
>>28659
Oh please, after a moment in the Entertron she's good as new But she's still hungry,... is it wrong that I get giggles every time I say that?
>>28652
>>28657
>>28662
"Did someone mention something to do with woodworking?" Slovenia pops her head in.
Anonymous
CeXOq
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No.28667
28670
>>28665
mines 14
Anonymous
CeXOq
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No.28668
28682
>>28666
"thez can we have a talk?"
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
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No.28669
Smug woodhoers.png
>>28663
>Where's the fun in Smooth?
Yeah, but permanent level-loss sucks. Best to prepare, before we go Ghost-busting. First, we have to craft a extra-planar combat-chariot; and that'll definitely come in handy in the future.
>>28666
>spooky digits
*smug ghost-pony grin*
"Are you up to the task?"
*licks edge of whittling chisel*
"We need an exceptional piece of transportation here. I hope you're ready for a challenge." *smiles*
>meant to post this pic for her a while ago
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
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No.28670
28673 28682
>>28667
>>28667
You'll be necessary. Tracy can make objects ethereal at will, but it'll be better to have a chariot that can do the same, so things don't get bumpy (has been reading a lot about nightmare tactics)
Anonymous
j7EYG
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No.28671
28674 28682
>>28666
Oh, duh I'm a retard
Torc climbs on the counter, pulls a shirt over his head, falls on the grond, spins around, and shouts "IM PICKLE RICK"
Jk, he makes a burger. Even he isn't that autistic
GM whats my crafting bonus?
And why are you getting giggles?
Also, I'm apparently a bot
I'll be back later tonight
Anonymous
dLgR+
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No.28672
28677
No chariot
Anonymous
dLgR+
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No.28673
28680
>>28670
Don't plan an expedition now. We haven't even followed up on our last two big things
Anonymous
CeXOq
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No.28674
28738
1503273791204.png
>>28671

Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
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No.28675
28678 28682
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Also, a Devourer is a level 12 encounter: a better fight for a Paladin with a Nightmare, since it's an undead extraplanar.
We'll need a Cleric that could rebuke it though, and since Infernius wants to be ebil now, he fits the ticket, since he can make it cower long enough to kill.
Anonymous
iUOcG
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No.28676
28678 28679
Having trouble posting/replying
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
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No.28677
28681 28683 28684
when they call you slovakia.png
>>28672
WHY?!
Anonymous
CeXOq
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No.28678
>>28675
we need to genocide those things
>>28676
refresh.
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
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No.28679
>>28676
There a captcha now