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Swamp-soaked Nuts
Anonymous
NcwMp
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No.27910
As we join the party for this round of tomfoolery, Infernius is residing comfortably in the Tower. Tay is also, despite a rebuke from Thez, and likewise Torcuil is resting comfortably.

On other fronts, several of Trump's Generals have been burned alive by acid, while others feebly attempt to fend off a dragon with their bows. Trump and Tracy speed in to aid the scenario, while Fae attempts to direct combat and help PCs and NPCs alike to live another day.

Welcome back to the Game, we're in the middle of murder so please don't mind my lack of descriptions/invitations, lets continue shall we?
877 replies and 47 files omitted.
Anonymous
iUOcG
?
No.28781
28785 28787 28796
>>28780
Kek
>>28779
Trump took the robe, and I'm looking forward to him using it
>>28778
>nosebleed
>>28777
All are Tays victims, haven't you figured it out yet?

Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
?
No.28782
28784
>>28778
Watch out, you've got a dragoness to compete with now.
>>28777
Checked
Anonymous
CeXOq
?
No.28783
>>28777
no.
Tay
KjVzt
?
No.28784
28790
>>28782
Threesome.
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
dLgR+
?
No.28785
28795
>>28781
Can I hold all the shekels in it? Because I would absolutely use it for that
Anonymous
j7EYG
?
No.28786
28788 28791 28795
>>28776
Who said that
>>28778
"This fookin burd"
Torc shakes his head
"Why be ye fucking bothering [b]me. I don't want a damn relatioship with ye, ye cunt."
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
?
No.28787
28789
>>28781
Is she going to wear it over the suit and armor?
The cloak Tracy is making is a surcoat, but a robe might be difficult to move in over two more layers.
Tay
KjVzt
?
No.28788
28791 28796
>>28786
I like it when you call me that.
[Dripping sounds]
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
?
No.28789
>>28787
Not that I care though. I've aready got a bag.
I just envision it getting caught in infinite places.
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
?
No.28790
>>28784
Everything works out then.
Anonymous
j7EYG
?
No.28791
28792 28796
>>28786
Fucking bitch ass bold didn't work, why me
>>28788
"Dear god ye wankstain, da hell is wrong with ya?"
Tay
KjVzt
?
No.28792
28803
>>28791
Its easier to get to you than the bull. And i like spaghetti.
[Blushes while saying bull.]
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
?
No.28793
28803
What's the dragon doing atm?
Anonymous
iUOcG
?
No.28795
28798
>>28785
Yes, yes you can.
>>28786
Thez did
Pretty sure she (Tay) doesn't want a relationship either, she just wants the D

Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
dLgR+
?
No.28796
28797
flat,800x800,075,t.jpg
>>28791
Trumpaladin rides in on gleaming Dragonne

"Hello Dear Torcuil. I totes did not fly all the way out to Durpistan to get a second chance to kill that dragon girlfriend of yours. Totes. I see your honor is under attack"

>>28788
"Back you incredibly sexy fiend! Leave this poor gentleman's honor alone!"

>>28781
Also, Detect Evil.

And look for buildings of interest. Like what structures are in Durpistan?
Tay
KjVzt
?
No.28797
28804
>>28796
>>28794
[Hiss]
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
?
No.28798
28801 28846
>>28795
Would he have to hold them in individual pockets?
Anonymous
iUOcG
?
No.28799
28800 28806
>>28794
>detect evil
The dragon, Thez, Tay, Lenos (sometimes), Ben (mostly, but within reason), the guy who makes Ben's jewelry (what?) aaaaaand Trump. kidding,... mostly Xp
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
?
No.28800
>>28799
Where are they?
Anonymous
iUOcG
?
No.28801
>>28798
Yes, a handful at a time
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
?
No.28802
28812
*fills hot water-bottles*
Anonymous
j7EYG
?
No.28803
28806 28807
>>28792
In all seriousness, why Torc though?
"what would it take to get you to leave Tay?"
>>28794
"Fuck you too trump"
>>28793
This is all I wanted to know
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
dLgR+
?
No.28804
28805 28807 28808
>>28797
"Why dost thee assault this gentleman's honor? Dost thou not see this gentleman is engaged to another maiden?"
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
?
No.28805
28806
>>28804
>engaged
Who?
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
dLgR+
?
No.28806
28808
>>28803
"It's okay Torcuil, I'm here to kill your dragon girlfriend help you"

>>28799
But I should be in durpistan. Like what structures are there from a flying view? I know there is the mine and a mcdonalds, but what else?

>>28805
Her name is Kiynen
Tay
KjVzt
?
No.28807
28808 28809 28810
>>28803
Tays attracted to his spaghettiness. A threesome with you and the dragon.
>>28804
Lol i dont care.

Anonymous
j7EYG
?
No.28808
28811
>>28804
>>28806
"Trump, I mean this in the nicest way possible.
You are a cunt, so fuck off"
>>28807
No
!09OM3Ik7U.
dLgR+
?
No.28809
28812 28814 28846
[4d20 = 34]
>>28807
"Oh yeah?"

FULL ROUND SPAGHETTI ASSAULT FROM INFINITE POCKETS!!!!
Anonymous
CeXOq
?
No.28810
>>28807
what?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bzB2N9xnJk
!09OM3Ik7U.
dLgR+
?
No.28811
[4d20 = 43]
>>28808
"D'aww. I feel the same about you too"
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
?
No.28812
28813 28846
>>28802
*wraps heated blankets around eggs*
*kisses both eggs*
>>28809
Do those pockets allow items to be ejected from them at command?


Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
dLgR+
?
No.28813
>>28812
Not sure. I'd assume a spaghetti attack works like a standard ranged attack
Tay
KjVzt
?
No.28814
28815 28816 28826
>>28809
[Gets down on knees and opens mouth.]
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
dLgR+
?
No.28815
28817 28826
>>28814
[feeds her spaghetti]
Anonymous
j7EYG
?
No.28816
>>28814
Oh thats just nasty
Tay
KjVzt
?
No.28817
28821 28826
>>28815
Dont get any in my hair.
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
?
No.28818
28819 28821
Trump's faggot. Stop fucking around with poor Torc, and see if they have gunz or whatever for sale in Krenshal (gnomes can build anything). Tracy can take him there if needed.
Tay
KjVzt
?
No.28819
28820 28821 28846
>>28818
Guns guns Guns?!?!
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
?
No.28820
>>28819
Maybe. All we know is that it's full of "autistic" gnomes.
!09OM3Ik7U.
dLgR+
?
No.28821
28822 28823 28826
>>28817
*smiles*
"Just get in all in your mouth, and be sure to swallow'

>>28818
Krenshall? I think Sparintenar is more promising. But we can add it to the list. I want to see what is in Durpistan first

>>28819
"I can ask about getting some ammo for you in Sparintenar"
\r
Anonymous
j7EYG
?
No.28822
>>28821
>gagging noises
Torc runs while he can
Tay
KjVzt
?
No.28823
28824
>>28821
Mmmh im good at swallowing hehe.
C- can i go?
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
dLgR+
?
No.28824
28825 28828
>>28823
"But you must leave this gentleman and his dragon alone, sexual fiend"

Tay
KjVzt
?
No.28825
28827
>>28824
Bring me to the guns.
Anonymous
CeXOq
?
No.28826
28830 28846
>>28821
>>28817
>>28815
>>28814
fucking what?
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
dLgR+
?
No.28827
28829
>>28825
"Well, it's hard to say right now if we can really find guns. I can say that Baz had a Rockect launcher, but I am not sure. Now if you'd like to see my gun..."
Anonymous
j7EYG
?
No.28828
>>28824
"SHES NOT MY DRAGON" echos in the streets
Tay
KjVzt
?
No.28829
28831
>>28827
Hmmm maybe after we get back to the tower.
Anonymous
CeXOq
?
No.28830
>>28826
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDxAdWNMBnQ
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
dLgR+
?
No.28831
28832
>>28829
"I'd like to check out this city first. It was full of Bolsheviks, but all of them were murdered. We're taking their goldmine, but I want to see if there's anything else we can take of use. Either way, want to hop on my super cool Golden Cat? You can ride in front of me"