As we join the party for this round of tomfoolery, Infernius is residing comfortably in the Tower. Tay is also, despite a rebuke from Thez, and likewise Torcuil is resting comfortably.
On other fronts, several of Trump's Generals have been burned alive by acid, while others feebly attempt to fend off a dragon with their bows. Trump and Tracy speed in to aid the scenario, while Fae attempts to direct combat and help PCs and NPCs alike to live another day.
Welcome back to the Game, we're in the middle of murder so please don't mind my lack of descriptions/invitations, lets continue shall we?
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>>28780Kek
>>28779Trump took the robe, and I'm looking forward to him using it
>>28778>nosebleed>>28777All are Tays victims, haven't you figured it out yet?
>>28778Watch out, you've got a dragoness to compete with now.
>>28777Checked
>>28781Can I hold
all the shekels in it? Because I would absolutely use it for that
>>28776Who said that
>>28778"This fookin burd"
Torc shakes his head
"Why be ye fucking bothering [b]me. I don't want a damn relatioship with ye, ye cunt."
>>28781Is she going to wear it over the suit and armor?
The cloak Tracy is making is a surcoat, but a robe might be difficult to move in over two more layers.
>>28786I like it when you call me that.
[Dripping sounds]
>>28787Not that I care though. I've aready got a bag.
I just envision it getting caught in infinite places. >>28784Everything works out then.
>>28786Fucking bitch ass bold didn't work, why me
>>28788"Dear god ye wankstain, da hell is wrong with ya?"
>>28791Its easier to get to you than the bull. And i like spaghetti.
[Blushes while saying bull.]
What's the dragon doing atm?
>>28785Yes, yes you can.
>>28786Thez did
Pretty sure she (Tay) doesn't want a relationship either, she just wants the D
>>28791Trumpaladin rides in on gleaming Dragonne
"Hello Dear Torcuil. I totes did not fly all the way out to Durpistan to get a second chance to kill that dragon girlfriend of yours. Totes. I see your honor is under attack"
>>28788"Back you incredibly sexy fiend! Leave this poor gentleman's honor alone!"
>>28781Also, Detect Evil.
And look for buildings of interest. Like what structures are in Durpistan?
>>28795Would he have to hold them in individual pockets?
>>28794
>detect evil
The dragon, Thez, Tay, Lenos (sometimes), Ben (mostly, but within reason), the guy who makes Ben's jewelry (what?) aaaaaand Trump. kidding,... mostly Xp
*fills hot water-bottles*
>>28792In all seriousness, why Torc though?"what would it take to get you to leave Tay?"
>>28794"Fuck you too trump"
>>28793This is all I wanted to know
>>28797"Why dost thee assault this gentleman's honor? Dost thou not see this gentleman is engaged to another maiden?"
>>28803"It's okay Torcuil, I'm here to
kill your dragon girlfriend help you"
>>28799But I should be in durpistan. Like what structures are there from a flying view? I know there is the mine and a mcdonalds, but what else?
>>28805Her name is Kiynen
>>28803Tays attracted to his spaghettiness. A threesome with you and the dragon.
>>28804Lol i dont care.
>>28804>>28806"Trump, I mean this in the nicest way possible.
You are a cunt, so fuck off"
>>28807No
[4d20 = 34]>>28807"Oh yeah?"
FULL ROUND SPAGHETTI ASSAULT FROM INFINITE POCKETS!!!!
[4d20 = 43]>>28808"D'aww. I feel the same about you too"
>>28802*wraps heated blankets around eggs*
*kisses both eggs*
>>28809Do those pockets allow items to be ejected from them at command?
>>28812Not sure. I'd assume a spaghetti attack works like a standard ranged attack
>>28809[Gets down on knees and opens mouth.]
Trump's faggot. Stop fucking around with poor Torc, and see if they have gunz or whatever for sale in Krenshal (gnomes can build anything). Tracy can take him there if needed.
>>28819Maybe. All we know is that it's full of "autistic" gnomes.
>>28817*smiles*
"Just get in all in your mouth, and be sure to swallow'
>>28818Krenshall? I think Sparintenar is more promising. But we can add it to the list. I want to see what is in Durpistan first
>>28819"I can ask about getting some ammo for you in Sparintenar"
\r
>>28821Mmmh im good at swallowing hehe.
C- can i go?
>>28823"But you must leave this gentleman and his dragon alone, sexual fiend"
>>28825"Well, it's hard to say right now if we can really find guns. I can say that Baz had a Rockect launcher, but I am not sure. Now if you'd like to see
my gun..."
>>28824"SHES NOT MY DRAGON" echos in the streets
>>28827Hmmm maybe after we get back to the tower.
>>28829"I'd like to check out this city first. It was full of Bolsheviks, but all of them were murdered. We're taking their goldmine, but I want to see if there's anything else we can take of use. Either way, want to hop on my super cool Golden Cat? You can ride in front of me"