As we join the party for this round of tomfoolery, Infernius is residing comfortably in the Tower. Tay is also, despite a rebuke from Thez, and likewise Torcuil is resting comfortably.
On other fronts, several of Trump's Generals have been burned alive by acid, while others feebly attempt to fend off a dragon with their bows. Trump and Tracy speed in to aid the scenario, while Fae attempts to direct combat and help PCs and NPCs alike to live another day.
Welcome back to the Game, we're in the middle of murder so please don't mind my lack of descriptions/invitations, lets continue shall we?
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>>28266>>28267Kek, I have 19 ranks in Diplomacy, +2 from Negotiator feat, +2 from sense motive, +2 from Knowledge-Royalty, and Plus +4 from Charisma
>>28263>Magical ring shield>puts downAre you sure about that? Also the rest, in turn.
D> Cantrip - White Flag
A ghostly white flag raises its self above the bog, waving its self indescriminately
>>28265And none of them during your turn of action!
[1d20 = 11]
Will Torc ever fucking arrive?
Roll for magical perception when he gets there
>>28269Alrighty then, puts back up sword and shield
"It's okay, you can come out now. We just need to negotiate a passage through. We're willing to pay"
>>28272But his move action is MOUNT TRACY
>>28266This.
Give us a quote.
Black dragons like to gamble/invest. It wouldn't look away from a good realty offer.
>>28273*gets mounted* (can I make it easier for him by kneeling, so he can speak?)
>>28271You're arriving now,... as the situation (maybe) rights its self. Technically next round action goes to Thez.
The dragon slowly rises to the surface of the bog, its face first, and its eyelids just above the surface of the murky black water. At this time Infernius, Torcuil, Thez, Uatchit, and Trollestia arrive on scene, distant but present.
<whoof> Except for Thez, who is already in the creature's face."Lady, you smell like Troll-funk, u need to wash ur damn self."
Trump's move.
>>28274Empathic link to Tracy
>"What can I offer it without it noticing a lie">>28276"Come out and make a deal. Don't tell me you are afraid of winning"
[1d20 = 15]>>28276>ladyThanks for the gender
Torc dsimounts and walks closer
>>28275>'Did you consider making a real offer?'Tell it about the Mar-a-Lago resort.
>>28278Sorry, you were too far away to discern, and don't have any experience with dragons to sex (identify) them
>>28277Dragon-face <blooops> beneath the water
>>28282(The 'other idiots' arrived)
>>28284>>28285kek If Trump is finished, its Torcuil's turn
>>28283"Don't be shy. We just need passage through. Tell us what you want from us"
>>28285>>28284Trump doesn't know Torc is there. I guess he could offer to sell Tracy, since every other person wants her?
>>28283Uh, is there a spell to make Torc louder
He uses it
>>28284>>28285>>28286Oh, I've been planning this shit
He doesn't have any dignity to lose
"AY BBY U WANT SUM FUK?"
>>28290ooh boi he fuggin going it.
>>28292I was planning it from the beginning sadly.
>>28292>>28293>>28295Oh, just wait
It will
Hopefully get better.
Maybe....
Besides, what does he have to lose?
>>28294>>28295At least Torc can polymorph into a dragon so its not so awkward,....
Totally not what I expected BTW
>>28293This would be the funniest outcome.
>>28297Trumpaladin adds to the dragon
"This lad here is quite the charmer"
>>28297HA, I even threw you off.
I also had forgotten about polymorph, I should use that more.
>>28298Ebin?
>>28300Oh, NOW Trump helps him
>>28280Black dragons are natural businessmen.
Try the stuff you did with Korak.
>>28290>>28300infernuis is standing their in awe.
>>28297"Gruuurble gorrblily gurrble gorble"
Thez translates, cuz no one speaks dragon
"Please, give me some food! I don't want to attack you, but I must eat SOMETHING. These trolls have stopped supplying me, and so I have no choice but to prey! PLEASE gibs noms!"
>>28298Me too
>>28302I mean, if there were a cave full of Gems, he could offer that to the dragon. After all, Trumpaladin just explicitly asked Tracy if she knew of a source of Gems.
>>28304"We should have dead troll bodies"
>>28304*Tracy unloads a whole broom-closet's worth of elephant meat* (I said she put it in earlier; he was practicing pre-chewing)
Yep, I just threw what little amount of dignity Torc had left out the window.
>sigh>>28304It can eat this dick. Actually, no he isn't that desprate"Could we feed her the trolls?"
>>28305Who is ebin?
>>28310
You're not even there yet.
>>28314i am though and dragons love beef.
>>28316No. We are not here to feed it. We are here to lure it out of the water. If you are going to make it eat you. Make it chase you first