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Anonymous
NcwMp
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No.27910
As we join the party for this round of tomfoolery, Infernius is residing comfortably in the Tower. Tay is also, despite a rebuke from Thez, and likewise Torcuil is resting comfortably.

On other fronts, several of Trump's Generals have been burned alive by acid, while others feebly attempt to fend off a dragon with their bows. Trump and Tracy speed in to aid the scenario, while Fae attempts to direct combat and help PCs and NPCs alike to live another day.

Welcome back to the Game, we're in the middle of murder so please don't mind my lack of descriptions/invitations, lets continue shall we?
877 replies and 48 files omitted.
Anonymous
dLgR+
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No.28268
>>28266
>>28267
Kek, I have 19 ranks in Diplomacy, +2 from Negotiator feat, +2 from sense motive, +2 from Knowledge-Royalty, and Plus +4 from Charisma
Anonymous
NcwMp
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No.28269
28272
>>28263
>Magical ring shield
>puts down
Are you sure about that? Also the rest, in turn.

D> Cantrip - White Flag

A ghostly white flag raises its self above the bog, waving its self indescriminately
Anonymous
NcwMp
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No.28270
>>28265
And none of them during your turn of action!

j7EYG
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No.28271
28276
[1d20 = 11]
Will Torc ever fucking arrive?
Roll for magical perception when he gets there
Anonymous
dLgR+
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No.28272
28273
>>28269
Alrighty then, puts back up sword and shield

"It's okay, you can come out now. We just need to negotiate a passage through. We're willing to pay"
Anonymous
dLgR+
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No.28273
28274
>>28272
But his move action is MOUNT TRACY
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
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No.28274
28275 28277
>>28266
This.
Give us a quote.
Black dragons like to gamble/invest. It wouldn't look away from a good realty offer.
>>28273
*gets mounted* (can I make it easier for him by kneeling, so he can speak?)

Anonymous
dLgR+
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No.28275
28279
>>28274
I think so?
Anonymous
NcwMp
?
No.28276
28277 28278
>>28271
You're arriving now,... as the situation (maybe) rights its self. Technically next round action goes to Thez.
The dragon slowly rises to the surface of the bog, its face first, and its eyelids just above the surface of the murky black water. At this time Infernius, Torcuil, Thez, Uatchit, and Trollestia arrive on scene, distant but present.
<whoof> Except for Thez, who is already in the creature's face.
"Lady, you smell like Troll-funk, u need to wash ur damn self."
Trump's move.

Anonymous
dLgR+
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No.28277
28282 28283
>>28274
Empathic link to Tracy
>"What can I offer it without it noticing a lie"

>>28276
"Come out and make a deal. Don't tell me you are afraid of winning"
j7EYG
?
No.28278
28283
[1d20 = 15]
>>28276
>lady
Thanks for the gender
Torc dsimounts and walks closer
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
?
No.28279
28280 28281 28282
>>28275
>'Did you consider making a real offer?'
Tell it about the Mar-a-Lago resort.
Anonymous
dLgR+
?
No.28280
28302
>>28279
>"It's a dragon. Not a Japanese Businessman. He's not going to care"
Anonymous
dLgR+
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No.28281
28284 28288
>>28279
>"What real offer could I possibly give it?"
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
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No.28282
28286
>>28279
meant for >>28277
>'You're good at this. Think of something. If Skullface doesn't want to negotiate, we can overpower it when the other idiots show up.'
Anonymous
NcwMp
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No.28283
28289 28290
>>28278
Sorry, you were too far away to discern, and don't have any experience with dragons to sex (identify) them
>>28277
Dragon-face <blooops> beneath the water

Anonymous
CeXOq
?
No.28284
28285 28286 28289 28290
>>28281
torc.
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
?
No.28285
28286 28289 28290
>>28284
This
Anonymous
NcwMp
?
No.28286
28290
>>28282
(The 'other idiots' arrived)
>>28284
>>28285
kek
Anonymous
NcwMp
?
No.28287
If Trump is finished, its Torcuil's turn
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
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No.28288
28291
>>28281
>'How about a way to make money? Dragons back in Equestria are always looking for a new way to get their claws on more gems.'
Anonymous
dLgR+
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No.28289
>>28283
"Don't be shy. We just need passage through. Tell us what you want from us"

>>28285
>>28284
Trump doesn't know Torc is there. I guess he could offer to sell Tracy, since every other person wants her?
Anonymous
j7EYG
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No.28290
28292 28293 28295 28303
>>28283
Uh, is there a spell to make Torc louder
He uses it
>>28284
>>28285
>>28286
Oh, I've been planning this shit
He doesn't have any dignity to lose
"AY BBY U WANT SUM FUK?"
Anonymous
dLgR+
?
No.28291
>>28288
>"If you know where a hell of a lot of gems are, I am all ears. Otherwise, tell me something we actually have or can obtain"
Anonymous
CeXOq
?
No.28292
28294 28296
>>28290
ooh boi he fuggin going it.
Anonymous
NcwMp
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No.28293
28296 28299
>>28290
>Like its Shrek and he's Donkey right?
Anonymous
j7EYG
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No.28294
28297
>>28292
I was planning it from the beginning sadly.
Anonymous
dLgR+
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No.28295
28296 28297
>>28290
>Torc is about to be raped by a dragon
Anonymous
j7EYG
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No.28296
28298
>>28292
>>28293
>>28295
Oh, just wait
It will Hopefully get better.
Maybe....
Besides, what does he have to lose?
Anonymous
NcwMp
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No.28297
28298 28300 28301 28304
>>28294
>>28295
At least Torc can polymorph into a dragon so its not so awkward,....

Totally not what I expected BTW
Anonymous
CeXOq
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No.28298
28301 28304
>>28297
>>28296
i hope ebin is enjoying.

Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
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No.28299
>>28293
This would be the funniest outcome.
Anonymous
dLgR+
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No.28300
28301 28303
>>28297
Trumpaladin adds to the dragon

"This lad here is quite the charmer"
Anonymous
j7EYG
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No.28301
28305
>>28297
HA, I even threw you off.
I also had forgotten about polymorph, I should use that more.
>>28298
Ebin?
>>28300
Oh, NOW Trump helps him


Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
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No.28302
28306
>>28280
Black dragons are natural businessmen.
Try the stuff you did with Korak.
Anonymous
CeXOq
?
No.28303
>>28290
>>28300
infernuis is standing their in awe.
Anonymous
NcwMp
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No.28304
28306 28307 28308
>>28297
"Gruuurble gorrblily gurrble gorble"
Thez translates, cuz no one speaks dragon
"Please, give me some food! I don't want to attack you, but I must eat SOMETHING. These trolls have stopped supplying me, and so I have no choice but to prey! PLEASE gibs noms!"
>>28298
Me too
Anonymous
CeXOq
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No.28305
28308
>>28301
the ebin shitposter is back.
Anonymous
dLgR+
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No.28306
28309 28312
>>28302
I mean, if there were a cave full of Gems, he could offer that to the dragon. After all, Trumpaladin just explicitly asked Tracy if she knew of a source of Gems.

>>28304
"We should have dead troll bodies"
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
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No.28307
28313 28322
>>28304
*Tracy unloads a whole broom-closet's worth of elephant meat* (I said she put it in earlier; he was practicing pre-chewing)
Anonymous
j7EYG
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No.28308
28311
Yep, I just threw what little amount of dignity Torc had left out the window.
>sigh
>>28304
It can eat this dick. Actually, no he isn't that desprate
"Could we feed her the trolls?"
>>28305
Who is ebin?

NcwMp
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No.28309
28313
[1d20 = 11]
>>28306
"Dead,... trolls?"
will check
Anonymous
CeXOq
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No.28311
>>28308
syria general.
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
?
No.28312
28315
>>28306
>'My pockets are empty. Right now. Looks like Skullface is more concerned with a meal.'
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
?
No.28313
>>28309
>>28307

Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
?
No.28314
28316
>>28310
You're not even there yet.
Anonymous
dLgR+
?
No.28315
28318
>>28312
>Just get it out of the water so I can land a strike
Anonymous
CeXOq
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No.28316
28317
>>28314
i am though and dragons love beef.
Anonymous
dLgR+
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No.28317
28320
>>28316
No. We are not here to feed it. We are here to lure it out of the water. If you are going to make it eat you. Make it chase you first
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
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No.28318
28319
>>28315
>'Tell Fae to lead the Generals out. Blackie isn't moving for a while.'