As we join the party for this round of tomfoolery, Infernius is residing comfortably in the Tower. Tay is also, despite a rebuke from Thez, and likewise Torcuil is resting comfortably.
On other fronts, several of Trump's Generals have been burned alive by acid, while others feebly attempt to fend off a dragon with their bows. Trump and Tracy speed in to aid the scenario, while Fae attempts to direct combat and help PCs and NPCs alike to live another day.
Welcome back to the Game, we're in the middle of murder so please don't mind my lack of descriptions/invitations, lets continue shall we?
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>>28420some could be more radical than him.
>>28420Maybe. We're killing some, and we're tracking them back to where they came from
>>28419>Invisibility>Dimensional door>Obscuring MistAssassin Spells, m8. It'll vanish in four seconds.
>>28422>Pass Without TraceAssassins can't be tracked..
>>28423Then you figure out a way
"Thanks, u big oaf."
"Don't get in the habit of bullying Ponimaru though, I wasn't going to forgive you for that until now."
>>28423Mordenkainen's Faithful Watchdog.
>noobs >>28427"Torcuil, do your thing, but we really do need the Drow bait"
>>28425"i love you, we need to have a talk after your better."
"he told you?" >>28429this. i would also like to know if i can.
>>28396Sorry, I had to reset browser again, I work backwards when do, please continue to remind if happens"Yes I will. You smell sexy by the way."
>>28430"No, Ben escaped while you were fighting Ponimaru, and per my instructions (if something happens) he went to the Fight Club and spoke to the regulars. The regulars then got word to me."
>>28433I also have dialogue to the dragon in
>>28413>>28398 Infernius Meta - no, there was NOT mention of Soros and such, just that you attacked Ponimaru
>>28433Okay, I understand
"Okay, thank you for trusting me"
Torc uses polymorph to turn into a black dragon
"Follow me if oou would."
He the addresses the party "I'll be back later"
Torc then takes off due east, towards the ocean
>smell sexyNot again...
>>28433>It worked"Don't eat him (yet). He's everyone's to share."
>>28435"My treasure is simply a collection of what my prey has left behind (and what didn't digest). Pretty though some of it may be, I have no attachment to it."
>>28439What does that even mean?
Forget I said that, forgot the map is upside down
>>28443Damnit, makeup your mind east, west, or weast?
>>28440"Alright, produce it for us, and follow that fine rapable fellow. And no more attacking humans, because
that is how you get people trying to kill you. There will be plenty of fish whales, and dolphins"
>>28444Oh fug it all. Does anyone object if what 'was' south is now north, and vice versa? I inverted the map so it made sense with existing maps, but its damn confusing.
Lets make the Compass Rose Great Again!
>>28447>produce"Its at the bottom of the bog of course"
>>28440"Oh and... Before you leave him, be sure to, well, unleash all of your pent up energy and desire on him. He's shy, but he likes it when you are agressive"
>>28449"Can you bring it to shore please?"
>>28445He somehow went from "30 year old cave virgin" to "fucking stud"
HOW!?
>>28447>>28450Does Trump want to die?
>>28451Who you callin pinhead?
>>28452"Why Trump, can't you drain the swamp?"
Pun intended >>28454"Not with this set of allies"
>>28454"Just bring it to shore and you can be off on your date"
Trumpaladin casts DRAIN THE SWAMP to see if he has better luck than his patron
>>28458"I'M STILL A DRAGON YOU KNOW.
AND YOU DON'T HAVE ACID RESISTANCE"
>>28460"Yes I do. I took a potion. Now please either cast DRAIN THE SWAMP, bring the coins and such to the shore, and be on your way. We need Drow bait"
>>28460You don't get the breath weapon when you polymorph.
>>28463You don't get the Acid resistance either, so don't piss her off, lest you get melted.
>>28464>meltedKek. That's not what he needs to be worried about
Alright, as this session comes to a close (cuz I'm fugged, I've been up since 4) the party has lost: virtually nothing.
Darkie has gotten WAAAAAY more bored (which makes him more reasonable)
There's a dragon's treasure to lay claim to
There's a dragon (and a lady, DO tell Lenos)
There's some ppl to revive but that's what the Entertron is for,....
And that's just the full-party accomplishments. I haven't rolled for the dragon treasure yet - so fuck off - but its there and as for other stuff, minimal/moderate experience for some (not really anything died, but some get xp for role-playing).
I'm gonna go pass out, I'll be here bright and way-fuggin' early.
>>28466I'm going to sleep too
I'll guide the dragon in the morning
>>28466Trumpaladin collects the Treasure.
Tells Fae
>Success, Dragon made to leave, Treasure collected. All dead will be revived, and wounded healed. Trolls are kill, and danger to Port Barry and the logging industry elminated>lost - virtually nothingDoes't feel like it\r