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Swamp-soaked Nuts
Anonymous
NcwMp
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No.27910
As we join the party for this round of tomfoolery, Infernius is residing comfortably in the Tower. Tay is also, despite a rebuke from Thez, and likewise Torcuil is resting comfortably.

On other fronts, several of Trump's Generals have been burned alive by acid, while others feebly attempt to fend off a dragon with their bows. Trump and Tracy speed in to aid the scenario, while Fae attempts to direct combat and help PCs and NPCs alike to live another day.

Welcome back to the Game, we're in the middle of murder so please don't mind my lack of descriptions/invitations, lets continue shall we?
877 replies and 45 files omitted.
Anonymous
CeXOq
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No.28421
>>28420
some could be more radical than him.
Anonymous
dLgR+
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No.28422
28423
>>28420
Maybe. We're killing some, and we're tracking them back to where they came from
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
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No.28423
28424 28426
>>28419
>Invisibility
>Dimensional door
>Obscuring Mist
Assassin Spells, m8. It'll vanish in four seconds.
>>28422
>Pass Without Trace
Assassins can't be tracked..
Anonymous
dLgR+
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No.28424
>>28423
Then you figure out a way
Anonymous
NcwMp
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No.28425
28427 28430
"Thanks, u big oaf."
"Don't get in the habit of bullying Ponimaru though, I wasn't going to forgive you for that until now."
Anonymous
NcwMp
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No.28426
28429
>>28423
Mordenkainen's Faithful Watchdog.
>noobs
Anonymous
j7EYG
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No.28427
28428
>>28425
>not responding to me
Earth to GM, come in GM
Anonymous
dLgR+
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No.28428
28432
>>28427
"Torcuil, do your thing, but we really do need the Drow bait"
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
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No.28429
28431
>>28426
Can I cast 5e spells?
Anonymous
CeXOq
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No.28430
28434
>>28425
"i love you, we need to have a talk after your better."
"he told you?"
Anonymous
CeXOq
?
No.28431
>>28429
this. i would also like to know if i can.
Anonymous
j7EYG
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No.28432
>>28428
"I'm trying"
Anonymous
NcwMp
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No.28433
28435 28438 28439
>>28396
Sorry, I had to reset browser again, I work backwards when do, please continue to remind if happens
"Yes I will. You smell sexy by the way."
Anonymous
NcwMp
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No.28434
>>28430
"No, Ben escaped while you were fighting Ponimaru, and per my instructions (if something happens) he went to the Fight Club and spoke to the regulars. The regulars then got word to me."
Anonymous
dLgR+
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No.28435
28440
>>28433
I also have dialogue to the dragon in >>28413
>>28398

Anonymous
NcwMp
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No.28436
28437
Infernius Meta - no, there was NOT mention of Soros and such, just that you attacked Ponimaru
Anonymous
CeXOq
?
No.28437
>>28436
okay good.
Anonymous
j7EYG
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No.28438
28441 28445
>>28433
Okay, I understand
"Okay, thank you for trusting me"
Torc uses polymorph to turn into a black dragon
"Follow me if oou would."
He the addresses the party "I'll be back later"
Torc then takes off due east, towards the ocean
>smell sexy
Not again...
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
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No.28439
28442
>>28433
>It worked
"Don't eat him (yet). He's everyone's to share."
Anonymous
NcwMp
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No.28440
28447 28450
>>28435
"My treasure is simply a collection of what my prey has left behind (and what didn't digest). Pretty though some of it may be, I have no attachment to it."
Anonymous
NcwMp
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No.28441
28444
numap.png
>>28438
West is closer
Anonymous
j7EYG
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No.28442
>>28439
What does that even mean?
Anonymous
NcwMp
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No.28443
28446
Forget I said that, forgot the map is upside down
Anonymous
j7EYG
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No.28444
28448
>>28441
Fine, west.
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
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No.28445
28453
Thezlaughs.png
>>28438
>tfw Torcuil is swimming in bitches but doesn't know what to do
Anonymous
j7EYG
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No.28446
28451
>>28443
Damnit, makeup your mind east, west, or weast?
Anonymous
dLgR+
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No.28447
28449 28453
>>28440
"Alright, produce it for us, and follow that fine rapable fellow. And no more attacking humans, because that is how you get people trying to kill you. There will be plenty of fish whales, and dolphins"
Anonymous
NcwMp
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No.28448
28455
>>28444
Oh fug it all. Does anyone object if what 'was' south is now north, and vice versa? I inverted the map so it made sense with existing maps, but its damn confusing.
Lets make the Compass Rose Great Again!
Anonymous
NcwMp
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No.28449
28452
>>28447
>produce
"Its at the bottom of the bog of course"
Anonymous
dLgR+
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No.28450
28453
>>28440
"Oh and... Before you leave him, be sure to, well, unleash all of your pent up energy and desire on him. He's shy, but he likes it when you are agressive"
Anonymous
CeXOq
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No.28451
28453
>>28446
good reference pinhead.
Anonymous
dLgR+
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No.28452
28454
>>28449
"Can you bring it to shore please?"
Anonymous
j7EYG
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No.28453
28498
>>28445
He somehow went from "30 year old cave virgin" to "fucking stud"
HOW!?
>>28447
>>28450
Does Trump want to die?
>>28451
Who you callin pinhead?
Anonymous
NcwMp
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No.28454
28456 28457 28458
>>28452
"Why Trump, can't you drain the swamp?"
Pun intended
Anonymous
CeXOq
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No.28455
>>28448
fine with me.
>Lets make the Compass Rose Great Again!
jej!
Anonymous
dLgR+
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No.28456
28457
>>28454
"Not with this set of allies"
Anonymous
j7EYG
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No.28457
>>28454
KEK
>>28456
Awww, we love you too no homo
Anonymous
dLgR+
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No.28458
28460
>>28454
"Just bring it to shore and you can be off on your date"
Anonymous
dLgR+
?
No.28459
Trumpaladin casts DRAIN THE SWAMP to see if he has better luck than his patron
Anonymous
j7EYG
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No.28460
28461 28462
>>28458
"I'M STILL A DRAGON YOU KNOW.
AND YOU DON'T HAVE ACID RESISTANCE"
Anonymous
dLgR+
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No.28461
28463
>>28460
"Yes I do. I took a potion. Now please either cast DRAIN THE SWAMP, bring the coins and such to the shore, and be on your way. We need Drow bait"
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
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No.28462
28463
>>28460
You don't get the breath weapon when you polymorph.
Anonymous
j7EYG
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No.28463
28464
>>28462
Thats bullshit
>>28461
"FINE"
Torc casts the spell
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
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No.28464
28465
>>28463
You don't get the Acid resistance either, so don't piss her off, lest you get melted.
Anonymous
dLgR+
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No.28465
>>28464
>melted
Kek. That's not what he needs to be worried about
Anonymous
NcwMp
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No.28466
28468 28469 28470 28474 28506 28515
Alright, as this session comes to a close (cuz I'm fugged, I've been up since 4) the party has lost: virtually nothing.
Darkie has gotten WAAAAAY more bored (which makes him more reasonable)
There's a dragon's treasure to lay claim to
There's a dragon (and a lady, DO tell Lenos)
There's some ppl to revive but that's what the Entertron is for,....
And that's just the full-party accomplishments. I haven't rolled for the dragon treasure yet - so fuck off - but its there and as for other stuff, minimal/moderate experience for some (not really anything died, but some get xp for role-playing).
I'm gonna go pass out, I'll be here bright and way-fuggin' early.
Anonymous
NcwMp
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No.28467
Feel free to do w/e tho
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
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No.28468
28519
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>>28466
>a lady, DO tell Lenos
>mfw
Anonymous
j7EYG
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No.28469
>>28466
I'm going to sleep too
I'll guide the dragon in the morning
dLgR+
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No.28470
>>28466
Trumpaladin collects the Treasure.
Tells Fae
>Success, Dragon made to leave, Treasure collected. All dead will be revived, and wounded healed. Trolls are kill, and danger to Port Barry and the logging industry elminated

>lost - virtually nothing
Does't feel like it\r