As we join the party for this round of tomfoolery, Infernius is residing comfortably in the Tower. Tay is also, despite a rebuke from Thez, and likewise Torcuil is resting comfortably.
On other fronts, several of Trump's Generals have been burned alive by acid, while others feebly attempt to fend off a dragon with their bows. Trump and Tracy speed in to aid the scenario, while Fae attempts to direct combat and help PCs and NPCs alike to live another day.
Welcome back to the Game, we're in the middle of murder so please don't mind my lack of descriptions/invitations, lets continue shall we?
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Tracy's faggot: the plan is to kill all of the trolls, burn their encampment, and then look for a way to lure out the dragon or go back into its lair.
Hopefully all bodies were recovered at least in part
>>28014nigger what did i just say?
The only way I can think to involve Inferius is to send out a pigeon to the tower requesting help to kill a Black Dragon in the swamps southwest of Port Barry
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>>28012Spooder!
>>28013*flammenwerfers
At least it isn't a cockroach
>>28017man i fuggin hate roaches.
>>28018She's useful in tracking. I'm pretty sure I'm going to have to switch over to riding her in a minute
>>28014Where do you wanna put the bodies while you're burning down the troll camp?
>>28020send a pigeon this way then i guess.
>>28021Tracy loves taking human remains and putting them in her bag, except when there's actually a reason to do it?
If that won't work, set them down on the ground away from the dragon's bog and get them after the trolls are kill
>>28017Creepy black spooders r bad
Dun tho
Also I warn, 'my' movie won movie night, so I'll be distracted during
>>28023Trumpaladin needs to make up for the embarrassment or die in the process. Tracy values nothing above not dying. This conflict of interests makes the necessary cooperation impossible
>>28022Sends pigeon
Extra words
"Prepare many acid resistance potions. Bring gold coins. Be careful not to scare dragon as it hides well"
>>28026howard the duck was supposed to win!
>>28024You want to put the hummans in the bag covered in acid with all those sharp objects?
Sure.. She'll do it.
>>28027Oh well shit. If the whole party is invited, it won't be but a thing. Its only a young-adult
>>28030Get fucked you heathenous bastard Xp
>>28029Don't make me regret this
>>28028"torculi what this note say?"
>>28032>Its only a young-adultCould try to make a deal, desu. He'll probably back down at a major threat.
No, I don't want the whole party
Tracy, just go attack the dragon
>make a deal with the dragon
The deal is we kill it, and take its corpse and treasure
[1d20+5 = 21]>>28037>doesn't know where it isTracy furtively and carefully wanders around the bog, looking for signs of the Dragon.
"Hey, Skullface! Get out here!"
Rolling to Spot
[1d20+5 = 10]
Rolling Listen too
Swallows acid resistance potion
>>28037At current, the Generals have fallen back to the Troll-camp position, while the Trolls themselves have fled the hoomans.
The dragon is still in the bog, either waiting or biding its time, while Tracy/Trump and Fae swoop around gathering visual intel (which isn't really anything, cuz black dragons breathe water).
>>28043Why do I get the impression that that preceeds
something foolish a significant action?
>>28045See
>>28040Tracy is looking for it, taunting it to show itself/talk. while Trumpaladin tracks down the Trolls on Fae.
>>28044"Damn it, we need to make some acid resistance potions"
>>28045I wasn't, buys that's a good idea
>>28047Too right, it was a resistance spell (same as potion) that allowed Thez to survive Lenos' breath weapon, otherwise she'd have been goo (which, she still would have reconstituted from, but it would have taken months,... ask me how I know that)
>>28046I had intended Trumpaladin to still be onTracy in the big while Fae is tracking down and killing Troll children, but... I don't know
If Trumpaladin is riding Tracy:
>"Go ethereal and go inside of the bog, or I will jump off of you and go in the bog myself to find him" >>28046Did Skullface respond at all?
>>28049>ask me howWill that sidetrack the gameplay?
>>28049golly gee gm how would you ever know that?
>>28051>skullface responseNo. Have you ever been under water while ppl were talking outside? You can hear that. Dragons have 10x hearing (per the book). It knows you're there (though not who or what you are).
>>28051>>28052Because I've crunched the numbers, more than once.
>>28047"torc how long the potions take?"
>>28056"trump and tracy might be in trouble."
[1d20+1 = 9]>>28053*stomps hooves*
>SHOUT"HEY, SKULLFACE!!! I know you're down there, bitch! Let's have a word!"
Roll for Diplomacy
>>28054>'I don't have any bits on me. Give me a bit to get him to come out..." >>280551 day per spell and caster level (I.e. 4 days for a 4th level spell at 4th caster level, or 4 days for a 2nd level spell at 6th caster level; spell level can't exceed required caster level for spell, etc.)
*considers swallowing the alcohol flask now*