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Anonymous
NcwMp
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No.27910
As we join the party for this round of tomfoolery, Infernius is residing comfortably in the Tower. Tay is also, despite a rebuke from Thez, and likewise Torcuil is resting comfortably.

On other fronts, several of Trump's Generals have been burned alive by acid, while others feebly attempt to fend off a dragon with their bows. Trump and Tracy speed in to aid the scenario, while Fae attempts to direct combat and help PCs and NPCs alike to live another day.

Welcome back to the Game, we're in the middle of murder so please don't mind my lack of descriptions/invitations, lets continue shall we?
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Anonymous
dLgR+
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No.28014
28015 28021
I can't link posts any more because phone is wired

Tracy's faggot: the plan is to kill all of the trolls, burn their encampment, and then look for a way to lure out the dragon or go back into its lair.

Hopefully all bodies were recovered at least in part
Anonymous
CeXOq
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No.28015
>>28014
nigger what did i just say?
dLgR+
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No.28016
28018
The only way I can think to involve Inferius is to send out a pigeon to the tower requesting help to kill a Black Dragon in the swamps southwest of Port Barry
\r
Anonymous
j7EYG
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No.28017
28019 28025
>>28012
Spooder!
>>28013
*flammenwerfers
At least it isn't a cockroach

Anonymous
CeXOq
?
No.28018
28020
>>28016
send fae?
Anonymous
CeXOq
?
No.28019
>>28017
man i fuggin hate roaches.
Anonymous
dLgR+
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No.28020
28022 28023
>>28018
She's useful in tracking. I'm pretty sure I'm going to have to switch over to riding her in a minute
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
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No.28021
28024
>>28014
Where do you wanna put the bodies while you're burning down the troll camp?
Anonymous
CeXOq
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No.28022
28027
>>28020
send a pigeon this way then i guess.
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
?
No.28023
28027
>>28020
>switch over
Why?
Anonymous
dLgR+
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No.28024
28031
>>28021
Tracy loves taking human remains and putting them in her bag, except when there's actually a reason to do it?

If that won't work, set them down on the ground away from the dragon's bog and get them after the trolls are kill
Anonymous
NcwMp
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No.28025
28028
>>28017
Creepy black spooders r bad
Dun tho

Anonymous
NcwMp
?
No.28026
28030
Also I warn, 'my' movie won movie night, so I'll be distracted during
Anonymous
dLgR+
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No.28027
28029 28032 28044
>>28023
Trumpaladin needs to make up for the embarrassment or die in the process. Tracy values nothing above not dying. This conflict of interests makes the necessary cooperation impossible
>>28022
Sends pigeon
Extra words
"Prepare many acid resistance potions. Bring gold coins. Be careful not to scare dragon as it hides well"
Anonymous
j7EYG
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No.28028
28029 28035
>>28025
I'm dun tho
Fire in the booth
Anonymous
CeXOq
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No.28029
28033
>>28027
>>28028
ill bring torc.
Anonymous
CeXOq
?
No.28030
28032
>>28026
howard the duck was supposed to win!
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
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No.28031
>>28024
You want to put the hummans in the bag covered in acid with all those sharp objects?
Sure.. She'll do it.
Anonymous
NcwMp
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No.28032
28034 28036
>>28027
Oh well shit. If the whole party is invited, it won't be but a thing. Its only a young-adult
>>28030
Get fucked you heathenous bastard Xp
Anonymous
dLgR+
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No.28033
>>28029
Don't make me regret this
Anonymous
CeXOq
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No.28034
>>28032
>am offended.
Anonymous
CeXOq
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No.28035
28041
>>28028
"torculi what this note say?"
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
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No.28036
>>28032
>Its only a young-adult
Could try to make a deal, desu. He'll probably back down at a major threat.

Anonymous
dLgR+
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No.28037
28040 28045
No, I don't want the whole party

Tracy, just go attack the dragon
Anonymous
dLgR+
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No.28038
28039
>make a deal with the dragon
The deal is we kill it, and take its corpse and treasure
Anonymous
CeXOq
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No.28039
>>28038
i like treasure.
MEa/D
?
No.28040
28046
[1d20+5 = 21]
>>28037
>doesn't know where it is
Tracy furtively and carefully wanders around the bog, looking for signs of the Dragon.
"Hey, Skullface! Get out here!"
Rolling to Spot
Anonymous
j7EYG
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No.28041
28044
>>28035
"What note?"
MEa/D
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No.28042
[1d20+5 = 10]
Rolling Listen too
Anonymous
dLgR+
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No.28043
28045
Swallows acid resistance potion
Anonymous
CeXOq
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No.28044
28047
>>28041
>>28027

Anonymous
NcwMp
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No.28045
28046 28048
>>28037
At current, the Generals have fallen back to the Troll-camp position, while the Trolls themselves have fled the hoomans.
The dragon is still in the bog, either waiting or biding its time, while Tracy/Trump and Fae swoop around gathering visual intel (which isn't really anything, cuz black dragons breathe water).
>>28043
Why do I get the impression that that preceeds something foolish a significant action?
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
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No.28046
28050 28051 28054
>>28045
See >>28040
Tracy is looking for it, taunting it to show itself/talk. while Trumpaladin tracks down the Trolls on Fae.
Anonymous
j7EYG
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No.28047
28049 28055
>>28044
"Damn it, we need to make some acid resistance potions"
Anonymous
dLgR+
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No.28048
>>28045
I wasn't, buys that's a good idea
Anonymous
NcwMp
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No.28049
28051 28052
>>28047
Too right, it was a resistance spell (same as potion) that allowed Thez to survive Lenos' breath weapon, otherwise she'd have been goo (which, she still would have reconstituted from, but it would have taken months,... ask me how I know that)
Anonymous
dLgR+
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No.28050
>>28046
I had intended Trumpaladin to still be onTracy in the big while Fae is tracking down and killing Troll children, but... I don't know

If Trumpaladin is riding Tracy:
>"Go ethereal and go inside of the bog, or I will jump off of you and go in the bog myself to find him"
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
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No.28051
28053
>>28046
Did Skullface respond at all?
>>28049
>ask me how
Will that sidetrack the gameplay?
Anonymous
CeXOq
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No.28052
28053
>>28049
golly gee gm how would you ever know that?
Anonymous
NcwMp
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No.28053
28059
>>28051
>skullface response
No. Have you ever been under water while ppl were talking outside? You can hear that. Dragons have 10x hearing (per the book). It knows you're there (though not who or what you are).
>>28051
>>28052
Because I've crunched the numbers, more than once.
Anonymous
dLgR+
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No.28054
28059
>>28046
>"tell you what Tracy, you tell this dragon we'll give it 40,000 gold sheckels to let all of us by, and you produce whatever you have, or I will do it"
Anonymous
CeXOq
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No.28055
28056 28061
>>28047
"torc how long the potions take?"
Anonymous
j7EYG
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No.28056
28057 28058 28063
>>28055
"Idk"
Anonymous
CeXOq
?
No.28057
>>28056
"should me go on ahead?"
Anonymous
CeXOq
?
No.28058
>>28056
"trump and tracy might be in trouble."
MEa/D
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No.28059
28060 28064
[1d20+1 = 9]
>>28053
*stomps hooves*
>SHOUT
"HEY, SKULLFACE!!! I know you're down there, bitch! Let's have a word!"
Roll for Diplomacy
>>28054
>'I don't have any bits on me. Give me a bit to get him to come out..."
Anonymous
CeXOq
?
No.28060
>>28059
>are you me? with that roll it seems like it.
Anonymous
NcwMp
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No.28061
28063
>>28055
1 day per spell and caster level (I.e. 4 days for a 4th level spell at 4th caster level, or 4 days for a 2nd level spell at 6th caster level; spell level can't exceed required caster level for spell, etc.)

Anonymous
dLgR+
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No.28062
*considers swallowing the alcohol flask now*
Anonymous
CeXOq
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No.28063
28065
>>28061
>>28056
can he cast acid shield?