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Swamp-soaked Nuts
Anonymous
NcwMp
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No.27910
As we join the party for this round of tomfoolery, Infernius is residing comfortably in the Tower. Tay is also, despite a rebuke from Thez, and likewise Torcuil is resting comfortably.

On other fronts, several of Trump's Generals have been burned alive by acid, while others feebly attempt to fend off a dragon with their bows. Trump and Tracy speed in to aid the scenario, while Fae attempts to direct combat and help PCs and NPCs alike to live another day.

Welcome back to the Game, we're in the middle of murder so please don't mind my lack of descriptions/invitations, lets continue shall we?
877 replies and 48 files omitted.
Anonymous
dLgR+
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No.28319
28321
>>28318
>'I am not moving for a while. Get this thing out of the water'
Anonymous
CeXOq
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No.28320
>>28317
i mean i was going to do it to gain us some favor with it but since we are gonna kill it
>>28310
i dont do this infact delet this trump.
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
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No.28321
>>28319
>'I'm not moving either, but your football players are melting and in pain. We don't need them now that the other idiots have shown up.'
Anonymous
NcwMp
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No.28322
28323 28324 28325 28329
>>28307
#winning

Okay. The scenario is this (described through latent dialogue). The Trolls had inhabited the particular section of forest, but in doing so had drawn the attention of the resident dragon. In exchange for not-murder, the trolls would offer meat. To help assuage the dragon during lean times (such as this) they woul prey on less-wild animals (read, Port Barry loggers). Neither the Dragon, nor the Trolls ever wanted to start a fuss, but it was a matter of individual and group survival.
The dragon its self doesn't really care where its meal comes from, it just likes them 'pickled' (seeded in bog-water for a duration).
Ultimately, by sending out a logging party, the party caused this whole debacle by upsetting the delicate balance of power and existential circumstance by inserting a human presence in an otheriwise homeostatic dynamic, resulting in potential catastrophe to the hoomans, which was mitigated by the party.
Congrats, the party are the bad guys. ^_^
Anonymous
j7EYG
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No.28323
>>28322
All I did was ofer to fuck the dragon, and I'm the bad guy?
Hmmmm, fuck
Anonymous
dLgR+
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No.28324
28327
>>28322
And now we correct the Homostasis

My actions are the same

Also, communicate to Fae to lead the Generals put by an alternative path
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
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No.28325
28326
>>28322
This dragon is only a level 9 encounter, it'd be cruel to kill it now...
Anonymous
dLgR+
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No.28326
28328
>>28325
No. Kill it.
Anonymous
NcwMp
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No.28327
28330
>>28324
Yes, but now the party has killed off the Troll hunting party (rightly in that case, though it WAS due to encroachment) and now both the Trolls (cuz the wimmins and chillins haven't just died) as well as the Dragon are without a source of food.
Anonymous
CeXOq
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No.28328
28330
>>28326
this i need xp for psion levels. or we could keep it as a pet.
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
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No.28329
>>28322
"The trolls aren't coming back. What are you going to do from now on? You can't keep attacking travelers if you wanna' stay here without problems."
Anonymous
dLgR+
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No.28330
>>28327
If it goes for the Food, I want an attack of opportunity. Otherwise, I'm satisfied with all of them dying of starvation

>>28328
Please try to poison
Anonymous
j7EYG
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No.28331
28333 28340
GM, I have Torc morph into a black dragon.
I'm gonna relocate the poor thing
Anonymous
NcwMp
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No.28332
28342
>>28310
Sorry, was typing outcome before this happened. Most noble tho.

Anonymous
dLgR+
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No.28333
28334 28336
>>28331
The thing killed five people
Anonymous
j7EYG
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No.28334
28335 28338
>>28333
Torc doesn't know that.
Anonymous
dLgR+
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No.28335
28338 28339
>>28334
Alright
"Torc, what are you doing?"
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
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No.28336
28337 28338 28339 28342
>>28333
Idk.. We did violate the NAP by treading through its swamp.
Anonymous
dLgR+
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No.28337
28339 28343
>>28336
We were just passing through
Anonymous
dLgR+
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No.28338
>>28336
>>28335
>>28334
Just withdraw the meat and we can leave the dragon alone
Anonymous
j7EYG
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No.28339
28341
>>28337
>>28336
Still trespassing
>>28335
"Getting it out of here, I would recommend standing back"
Anonymous
NcwMp
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No.28340
28348 28357 28370
>>28331
While I want to say "Success, it is so",... you don't know where it COULD go at the moment. I mean, it could stay here, but the Trolls (which are largely dead) had killed offf much of the local fauna. You could leave it there and hope that said fauna returned,... its a gamble either way.
Anonymous
dLgR+
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No.28341
28348
>>28339
"Torcuil, can we talk?"
Anonymous
CeXOq
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No.28342
28345
>>28332
thanks.
>>28336
yea you are right i guess we did.

Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
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No.28343
28345
>>28337
That's still technocally trespassing. You could even consider the trolls her property/cohorts, so intentions weren't exactly non-aggro.
The lawful thing to do would be st make a peace-deal.
Anonymous
NcwMp
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No.28344
28348
Who knew fighting dragons could be so complicated?
Anonymous
dLgR+
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No.28345
28346 28347
>>28343
>>28342
It killed five of Trumpaladin's men, it is going to die
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
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No.28346
>>28345
We can revive the men. We gotta remain Lawful.
Anonymous
CeXOq
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No.28347
28349
>>28345
tell me in character somehow.
Anonymous
j7EYG
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No.28348
28352
>>28344
Philsophers.
FEATHER MAN IS A BIRD
>>28340
Shoot
>>28341
"About what?"
Anonymous
dLgR+
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No.28349
28350
>>28347
>>28347
"Both of you, come to me for a second. Away from the bog side"
Anonymous
CeXOq
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No.28350
28351
>>28349
"okay were we going?"
Anonymous
dLgR+
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No.28351
28354
>>28350
"A little further away."

"Torcuil, can you cast a noise deafening zone?
Anonymous
NcwMp
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No.28352
28353 28354
>>28348
Or dragon is a man (woman).
"The sea is full of fish and wildlife. You can eat your fill there," Thez says dropping to the ground.
Anonymous
dLgR+
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No.28353
>>28352
"Thez, join us"
Anonymous
j7EYG
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No.28354
28355
>>28351
"Hold up"
>>28352
"Thez, could you lead me to the ocean if possible?"
Anonymous
dLgR+
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No.28355
28356
>>28354
"Wait a minute for that"
Anonymous
j7EYG
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No.28356
28358 28361
>>28355
"No, you wait."
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
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No.28357
28374
>>28340
"Hey, Skullface! What's your name?!"
Anonymous
dLgR+
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No.28358
28359 28360 28361
>>28356
"For what?"
Anonymous
CeXOq
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No.28359
28361 28362 28363
>>28358
"he want some fuck with the dragon."
Anonymous
j7EYG
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No.28360
>>28358
"I'm talking to Thez about something, now hold up."
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
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No.28361
28362 28363 28364 28365
>>28358
>>28356
>>28359
>Operation: Mantis
Torc is going to use his >rape-able body as bait to lead the dragon to a place where it won't cause any problems.
Anonymous
j7EYG
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No.28362
28368 28373
>>28359
>>28361
I hate you all so damn much
Anonymous
dLgR+
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No.28363
28366
>>28359
>>28359
"Inferius, this dragon killed five of my men"

>>28361
>"tracy, This is mine"
Anonymous
CeXOq
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No.28364
>>28361
this is actually a good plan, itll be at an advantage here in the bogtwins.
Anonymous
dLgR+
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No.28365
>>28361
It'll be a danger there. It can attack fishermen.
Anonymous
CeXOq
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No.28366
28367
>>28363
"what!"
Anonymous
dLgR+
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No.28367
28369
>>28366
"Yes, it killed five of my men without warning"
Anonymous
dLgR+
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No.28368
28379
>>28362
"Remember when you were angry at Korak for being a slaver? This is the same thing here with me. We obliged you there, oblige me here"