RP Thread. Its D&D mixed with shitposting. Classic (flexible) rules, and more autism than you could shake a whole group of autists at, even if you did so autistically. New players area always welcome, whether continuing, one-time, or 'just shitposting'.
Welcome back to the ahem 'Bathhouse', a progressive thread that I'm sure plenty of anons wish would just fucking die already. What, its true,....
This particular beginning is heavily seasoned with enthusiasm and delight. Hot on the heels of killing a bunch of We Wuz, the party almost shattered for several reasons, both in-game and out. In spite of it all, the characters continue on their quest to do,... well,... stuff.
Trumpaladin has been gifted a quest from Lord John Elway. Infernius has been gifted a quest from the Fuhrer, Tracy wants to stab more shit, Torcuil is beginning to get clever with his use of Snek not like that you perv and Thez is thanking her lucky stars that she even exists anymore.
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No. No. Nope. Never happened. Even if it did, there was no described penetration, so no rape
>>48830
Go away you troll
>>48830
Go away you troll
>>48832
Rape definitely requires penetration. Otherwise It's just unlawful imprisonment or kidnapping, with probable battery
Rape definitely requires penetration. Otherwise It's just unlawful imprisonment or kidnapping, with probable battery
[1d20+20 = 36]
[1d20+20 = 32]
>>48837
Tracy pursues up to the corner
Spot, and Listen to detect danger around corner, before turning.
[1d20+20 = 32]
>>48837
Tracy pursues up to the corner
Spot, and Listen to detect danger around corner, before turning.
>>48842
You don't have infinite speed just cause. If you want to declare she is running, then declare she is running
You don't have infinite speed just cause. If you want to declare she is running, then declare she is running
>>48842
If it was a straight race for speed, yes. She has to stop each time to listen which way they went tho. And its Snek's turn.
If it was a straight race for speed, yes. She has to stop each time to listen which way they went tho. And its Snek's turn.
>>48845
Where are you getting that base land speed? The base land speed is 30 for most medium creatures. I don't think paladin buff applies while walking bipedaly. She took off the super shoes to don the zephyr
Where are you getting that base land speed? The base land speed is 30 for most medium creatures. I don't think paladin buff applies while walking bipedaly. She took off the super shoes to don the zephyr
>>48849
You just pulled that out of your ass, and you've been pulling new bullshit out of your ass every single round of play
You just pulled that out of your ass, and you've been pulling new bullshit out of your ass every single round of play
>>48850
>pull that out of your ass
Nah, ponies going at 40ft makes sense.
Torc can pull leprechauns out of his ass though
>pull that out of your ass
Nah, ponies going at 40ft makes sense.
Torc can pull leprechauns out of his ass though
Shilling?
>>48850
I've operated under the assumption that she was as fast as a normal pony since the beginning.
Why would she be slower?
If centaurs can move at 50, ponies should move at at least 40.
I've operated under the assumption that she was as fast as a normal pony since the beginning.
Why would she be slower?
If centaurs can move at 50, ponies should move at at least 40.
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>doesn't see why this matters when the sound of something running away is the present stimuli.
Its Snek's turn, followed by Infernius, Fae, Trump, etc.
Its Snek's turn, followed by Infernius, Fae, Trump, etc.
>>48862
Of course, but you're taking advantage of the fact that it hasn't been specified to just declare racial abilities as convenient, be it size, speed, natural armor, language, listen and smell checks, and so forth
Of course, but you're taking advantage of the fact that it hasn't been specified to just declare racial abilities as convenient, be it size, speed, natural armor, language, listen and smell checks, and so forth
>>48867
No, because you cheat constantly even as you enage in rules lawyering when it's in your favor.
No, because you cheat constantly even as you enage in rules lawyering when it's in your favor.
>>48868
>first living thing the party has encountered in the temple
Can Tracy use her Eyes of Doom to make a gaze attack (Doom) at it while she's running?
>first living thing the party has encountered in the temple
Can Tracy use her Eyes of Doom to make a gaze attack (Doom) at it while she's running?
Does Infernius hit a wall? Is Tracy run over? Let's settle this by dice rolls
Do it, faggot!
>>48885
They get a bonus on their attack roll yes, but not to movement. Infernius would have the movement to bowl over Tracy and round the corner, but not continue to pursue until next round.
They get a bonus on their attack roll yes, but not to movement. Infernius would have the movement to bowl over Tracy and round the corner, but not continue to pursue until next round.
Fae and Trump are next, who are standing next to a door. Infernius gets hot-headed and charges down the hallway, bearing his single horn. Its a good thing there's only one, cuz otherwise Tracy would've gotten gored just now, instead of getting knocked about a bit by the buffoonish minotaur who isn't watching where he's going.
>>48894
Alright, Fae's speed with the Bracers is 160 ft in a charge, which because of the Pounce special attack lets her do a full round attack at the end of it. If she's turning a corner that should slow her down quite a bit, but not entirely I think. If she can grapple in a pounce, then Grapple. If she cannot, then full round attack if she makes it
Alright, Fae's speed with the Bracers is 160 ft in a charge, which because of the Pounce special attack lets her do a full round attack at the end of it. If she's turning a corner that should slow her down quite a bit, but not entirely I think. If she can grapple in a pounce, then Grapple. If she cannot, then full round attack if she makes it
>>48897
Could she make a dexterity check to turn the corner and continue the charge, with maybe 30 or 50 feet taken off her possible 160, and slam into something/someone if she fails?
Could she make a dexterity check to turn the corner and continue the charge, with maybe 30 or 50 feet taken off her possible 160, and slam into something/someone if she fails?
Thez meanwhile, has almost fully regained her senses, still clutching a large lump on her head with both hands. "Hey guys, there's a staircase over here."
>>48897
Either way, Trumpaladin will run to the end of the hall, to try to catch up. Withdraw rope of entanglement from the tie at the end of it
>>48899
And what feat is that, pray tell? Seems to me like she could jump on the wall and bounce off, and succeed or fail at the task depending on the dice roll
Either way, Trumpaladin will run to the end of the hall, to try to catch up. Withdraw rope of entanglement from the tie at the end of it
>>48899
And what feat is that, pray tell? Seems to me like she could jump on the wall and bounce off, and succeed or fail at the task depending on the dice roll
I guess it's plausible that the magic caster used ghost sounds to make it seem like he escaped down a different path
>>48901
While charging? Tracy had to wait at the corner even at only her base speed.
The feet to turn while Running is Fleet of Foot. Requires the Run feat though.
While charging? Tracy had to wait at the corner even at only her base speed.
The feet to turn while Running is Fleet of Foot. Requires the Run feat though.
>>48906
Will Tracy have to Tumble through Fae and Infernius to get ahead now? She'll go the other direction if there isn't room for her to move.
Will Tracy have to Tumble through Fae and Infernius to get ahead now? She'll go the other direction if there isn't room for her to move.
>>48914
Yes, but now she's got Fae and Infernius on top of her, trying to scramble around the corner, climbing over eachother.
Tracy will go the other direction.
Yes, but now she's got Fae and Infernius on top of her, trying to scramble around the corner, climbing over eachother.
Tracy will go the other direction.
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