RP Thread. Its D&D mixed with shitposting. Classic (flexible) rules, and more autism than you could shake a whole group of autists at, even if you did so autistically. New players area always welcome, whether continuing, one-time, or 'just shitposting'.
Welcome back to the ahem 'Bathhouse', a progressive thread that I'm sure plenty of anons wish would just fucking die already. What, its true,....
This particular beginning is heavily seasoned with enthusiasm and delight. Hot on the heels of killing a bunch of We Wuz, the party almost shattered for several reasons, both in-game and out. In spite of it all, the characters continue on their quest to do,... well,... stuff.
Trumpaladin has been gifted a quest from Lord John Elway. Infernius has been gifted a quest from the Fuhrer, Tracy wants to stab more shit, Torcuil is beginning to get clever with his use of Snek not like that you perv and Thez is thanking her lucky stars that she even exists anymore.
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>>48815I distinctly recall that when i first joined you were getting raped.
>>48819What movie were you watching that night?
>>48821It was
It, and Trumpaladin was not raped
>>48820Don't make me punish Tracy
Not in that way
>>48822I mean we all saw it happen
>>48823>>48824No, didn't happen. And if it did, there was no penetration
Can Tracy see what's behind that door now?
No. No. Nope. Never happened. Even if it did, there was no described penetration, so no rape
>>48830Go away you troll
>>48830He threatened to do it for the first time in
>>2027 →>>48831>implying >rape has to be penetration>>48830Can Tracy have her turn now?
>>48827Are you not interested in the spell caster who is running away?
>>48833I would, if she could open the freaking door.
>>48834I think he ran around the corner of the hallway
>>48834But he didn't go through the door, he is around the corner of the hallway
>>48832Rape definitely requires penetration. Otherwise It's just unlawful imprisonment or kidnapping, with probable battery
[1d20+20 = 36][1d20+20 = 32]>>48837Tracy pursues up to the corner
Spot, and Listen to detect danger around corner, before turning.
>>48841>All those squaresTracy's land speed is 100, right? Can she catch him?
>>48842You don't have infinite speed just cause. If you want to declare she is running, then declare she is running
>>48842If it was a straight race for speed, yes. She has to stop each time to listen which way they went tho. And its Snek's turn.
>>48843Her land speed is 40 at base +10 because mount buff, and doubled by her horseshoes.
>>48844What did Tracy do during her turn? Is she still where she was earlier?
>>48845Where are you getting that base land speed? The base land speed is 30 for most medium creatures. I don't think paladin buff applies while walking bipedaly. She took off the super shoes to don the zephyr
>>48846Yes, sorry, I keep forgetting the pic
>>48847Ponies move at 40 ft.
She's moving on all fours, using her animated claws to hold her sword.
>>48849You just pulled that out of your ass, and you've been pulling new bullshit out of your ass every single round of play
>>48850>pull that out of your assNah, ponies going at 40ft makes sense.
Torc can pull leprechauns out of his ass though
>>48850I've operated under the assumption that she was as fast as a normal pony since the beginning.
Why would she be slower?
If centaurs can move at 50, ponies should move at at least 40.
>>48851As I recall, it was 'fire them out like a garden hose'.
>>4885340 seems perfectly reasonable, especially next to her speed when Cauchemar
>>48853Because smaller creatures move more slowly. Dwarfs and halflings move at 20ft, for instance
>>48856"Unless they're crazy-haxxor monks." ^_^
>>48854He can't keep claiming new shit every single encounter
>>48856Regular ponies are medium sized. Tracy is as big as a normal pony.
>>48856Yea but tracy is a little pastel colored horse though.
>>48859A normal pony is 600 pounds. Dwarfs are medium sized and they go 20 ft
>>48860Ponies should move faster.
Ever other race gets racial abilities.
>>48861That's why I thought she'd be smol.
And dwarves are THICC-built, with short legs.
>doesn't see why this matters when the sound of something running away is the present stimuli.
Its Snek's turn, followed by Infernius, Fae, Trump, etc.
>>48862Of course, but you're taking advantage of the fact that it hasn't been specified to just declare racial abilities as convenient, be it size, speed, natural armor, language, listen and smell checks, and so forth
>>48864I thought her size was smol. I
know her speed is 40.
It makes sense. Let it go.
>>48865"Technically speaking, the best one alive."
>>48866From his position, Snek would not know anything more than what Tracy has already learned, except that whatever is running away is the first living thing the party has encountered in the temple.
>>48868Snek communicates that to Torc
"Yo guys? That thing isn't an undead"
>>48867No, because you cheat
constantly even as you enage in rules lawyering when it's in your favor.
>>48868>first living thing the party has encountered in the templeCan Tracy use her Eyes of Doom to make a gaze attack (Doom) at it while she's running?
>>48872No, it had already turned some way before Tracy made the corner. Also its not Tracy's turn.
>>48873Infernuis bull rushes after the guy.
>>48875Probaly. Could Tracy make a relf to get out the way?
>>48876Isn't he around the corner though? Wouldn't Infernius have to stop first?
>>48876Tracy has Improved Evasion and Improved Uncanny Dodge. I think she should be able to.
>>48877Sorry, but what's his movement? Each square represents 5'.
Does Infernius hit a wall? Is Tracy run over? Let's settle this by dice rolls
>>48879Those don't help under the circumstances
>>48882She could make a reflex save to avoid the bull rush.
>>48880Base i suppose.
Although i feel Minotuars should get a bonus while bull rushing.
>>48883Yes, but she could do that anyways
>>48885They get a bonus on their attack roll yes, but not to movement. Infernius would have the movement to bowl over Tracy and round the corner, but not continue to pursue until next round.
>>48889>>48888Sorry tracys faggot, Infernuis will make it up to her later.
>>48891>>48889*bull rushes after the fleshy goy*
[1d20+14 = 32]>>48884Reflex roll
>>48885Is she
targeting Tracy, or just trying to overrun her?
Fae and Trump are next, who are standing next to a door. Infernius gets hot-headed and charges down the hallway, bearing his single horn. Its a good thing there's only one, cuz otherwise Tracy would've gotten gored just now, instead of getting knocked about a bit by the buffoonish minotaur who isn't watching where he's going.
>>48894Alright, Fae's speed with the Bracers is 160 ft in a charge, which because of the Pounce special attack lets her do a full round attack at the end of it. If she's turning a corner that should slow her down quite a bit, but not entirely I think. If she can grapple in a pounce, then Grapple. If she cannot, then full round attack if she makes it
>>48893Im trying to chase down the guy running away.
>>48895Fae could only charge up to Infernius' position, unless she's pouncing on
him.
>>48897Could she make a dexterity check to turn the corner and continue the charge, with maybe 30 or 50 feet taken off her possible 160, and slam into something/someone if she fails?
>>48896Give Tracy some time, she's faster and has the Trap sense.
>>48898You need a feat for that.
Thez meanwhile, has almost fully regained her senses, still clutching a large lump on her head with both hands. "Hey guys, there's a staircase over here."
>>48897Either way, Trumpaladin will run to the end of the hall, to try to catch up. Withdraw rope of entanglement from the tie at the end of it
>>48899And what feat is that, pray tell? Seems to me like she could jump on the wall and bounce off, and succeed or fail at the task depending on the dice roll
>>48901>stairs"Cool, anyone wanna go up?"
Torc realizes only sSnke and Thez are nearby
"Oh"
I guess it's plausible that the magic caster used ghost sounds to make it seem like he escaped down a different path
>>48902End of the hallway, past the corner. The big T on the map.
>>48903Down
>>48905"Down, my bad. Thez since the others are doing fuck knows what you wanna investigate?"
>>48901While charging? Tracy had to wait at the corner even at only her base speed.
The feet to turn while Running is Fleet of Foot. Requires the Run feat though.
>>48908She charging not running, and you could have done the same if you asked for a dice roll
>>48906>>48908I see. Then move forward and turn the corner in a move action at adjusted speed of 80ft
>>48906Will Tracy have to Tumble through Fae and Infernius to get ahead now? She'll go the other direction if there isn't room for her to move.
>>48907"Might as well, it looks like they're going to be busy."
>>48911Yes. Thez proceeds carefully down the staircase, vanishing into thin air as she does so (hiding in plain sight cuz shadows)
>>48912Fuck it, then. I'm not slowing down.
Tracy changes her mind and decides to follow Thez.
>>48911I thought that corner was where everyone was?
>>48913Aren't you at the corner?
>>48912Torc trys riding Mr. Snek towards the staircase
[1d20+2 = 8]
>>48914Yes, but now she's got Fae and Infernius on top of her, trying to scramble around the corner, climbing over eachother.
Tracy will go the other direction.
>>48916But the T on the map is at that corner. It's the same direction