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Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.47678
47680 47684 47728
RP Thread. Its D&D mixed with shitposting. Classic (flexible) rules, and more autism than you could shake a whole group of autists at, even if you did so autistically. New players area always welcome, whether continuing, one-time, or 'just shitposting'.

Welcome back to the ahem 'Bathhouse', a progressive thread that I'm sure plenty of anons wish would just fucking die already. What, its true,....

This particular beginning is heavily seasoned with enthusiasm and delight. Hot on the heels of killing a bunch of We Wuz, the party almost shattered for several reasons, both in-game and out. In spite of it all, the characters continue on their quest to do,... well,... stuff.
Trumpaladin has been gifted a quest from Lord John Elway. Infernius has been gifted a quest from the Fuhrer, Tracy wants to stab more shit, Torcuil is beginning to get clever with his use of Snek not like that you perv and Thez is thanking her lucky stars that she even exists anymore.
1260 replies and 146 files omitted.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.48817
48819
Love conquers all.png
>>48815
lol
Anonymous
Umbas
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No.48818
48819
>>48815
I distinctly recall that when i first joined you were getting raped.
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48819
48820 48821
>>48817
Nope

>>48818
Wrong
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48820
48822
implying you wouldn't.png
>>48819
>
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48821
48822
>>48819
What movie were you watching that night?
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48822
48823
>>48821
It was It, and Trumpaladin was not raped

>>48820
Don't make me punish Tracy

Not in that way
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48823
48825
>>48822
I mean we all saw it happen
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48824
48825
>>48806
Here it is: >>1944 →
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48825
48828
>>48823
>>48824
No, didn't happen. And if it did, there was no penetration
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48827
48833
Can Tracy see what's behind that door now?
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48828
48829 48830
>>48825
Tracy is right
>>1942 →
>>1947 →
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48829
>>48828
Good times.
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48830
48831 48832
>>48828
>inb4 delete
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48831
48832
No. No. Nope. Never happened. Even if it did, there was no described penetration, so no rape

>>48830
Go away you troll
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48832
48835 48838
>>48830
He threatened to do it for the first time in >>2027 →
>>48831
>implying >rape has to be penetration

>>48830
Can Tracy have her turn now?
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48833
48834
>>48827
Are you not interested in the spell caster who is running away?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48834
48836 48837
>>48833
I would, if she could open the freaking door.
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48835
>>48832
Fuck off
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48836
>>48834
I think he ran around the corner of the hallway
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48837
48839
>>48834
But he didn't go through the door, he is around the corner of the hallway
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48838
>>48832
Rape definitely requires penetration. Otherwise It's just unlawful imprisonment or kidnapping, with probable battery
lqkPv
?
No.48839
48840 48841
[1d20+20 = 36]
[1d20+20 = 32]
>>48837
Tracy pursues up to the corner
Spot, and Listen to detect danger around corner, before turning.
lqkPv
?
No.48840
[1d20+24 = 31]
>>48839
And Search
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48841
48842
001a.png
>>48839

Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48842
48843 48844
>>48841
>All those squares
Tracy's land speed is 100, right? Can she catch him?
Anonymous
oplLs
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No.48843
48845
>>48842
You don't have infinite speed just cause. If you want to declare she is running, then declare she is running
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.48844
48846
>>48842
If it was a straight race for speed, yes. She has to stop each time to listen which way they went tho. And its Snek's turn.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48845
48847
>>48843
Her land speed is 40 at base +10 because mount buff, and doubled by her horseshoes.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48846
48848
>>48844
What did Tracy do during her turn? Is she still where she was earlier?
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48847
48849
>>48845
Where are you getting that base land speed? The base land speed is 30 for most medium creatures. I don't think paladin buff applies while walking bipedaly. She took off the super shoes to don the zephyr
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.48848
001a.png
>>48846
Yes, sorry, I keep forgetting the pic
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48849
48850
>>48847
Ponies move at 40 ft.
She's moving on all fours, using her animated claws to hold her sword.
Anonymous
oplLs
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No.48850
48851 48853
>>48849
You just pulled that out of your ass, and you've been pulling new bullshit out of your ass every single round of play
Anonymous
k5+kC
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No.48851
48854 48855
>>48850
>pull that out of your ass
Nah, ponies going at 40ft makes sense.
Torc can pull leprechauns out of his ass though
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48852
Shilling?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.48853
48854 48856
>>48850
I've operated under the assumption that she was as fast as a normal pony since the beginning.
Why would she be slower?
If centaurs can move at 50, ponies should move at at least 40.
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.48854
48858
>>48851
As I recall, it was 'fire them out like a garden hose'.
>>48853
40 seems perfectly reasonable, especially next to her speed when Cauchemar
Anonymous
Umbas
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No.48855
1516105504220.png
>>48851

Anonymous
oplLs
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No.48856
48857 48859 48860
>>48853
Because smaller creatures move more slowly. Dwarfs and halflings move at 20ft, for instance
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.48857
48865
>>48856
"Unless they're crazy-haxxor monks." ^_^
Anonymous
oplLs
?
No.48858
>>48854
He can't keep claiming new shit every single encounter
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48859
48861
>>48856
Regular ponies are medium sized. Tracy is as big as a normal pony.

Anonymous
Umbas
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No.48860
48862
>>48856
Yea but tracy is a little pastel colored horse though.
Anonymous
oplLs
?
No.48861
48862
>>48859
A normal pony is 600 pounds. Dwarfs are medium sized and they go 20 ft
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48862
48864
>>48860
Ponies should move faster.
Ever other race gets racial abilities.
>>48861
That's why I thought she'd be smol.
And dwarves are THICC-built, with short legs.
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.48863
48866
>doesn't see why this matters when the sound of something running away is the present stimuli.
Its Snek's turn, followed by Infernius, Fae, Trump, etc.
Anonymous
oplLs
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No.48864
48867
>>48862
Of course, but you're taking advantage of the fact that it hasn't been specified to just declare racial abilities as convenient, be it size, speed, natural armor, language, listen and smell checks, and so forth
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48865
48868
>>48857
"You best monk me know."
Anonymous
k5+kC
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No.48866
48868 48869
>>48863
Snek makes a smell [1d20 = 9]
and listen/spot [1d20+9 = 10]
check
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.48867
48871
>>48864
I thought her size was smol. I know her speed is 40.
It makes sense. Let it go.
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48868
48870 48872
>>48865
"Technically speaking, the best one alive."
>>48866
From his position, Snek would not know anything more than what Tracy has already learned, except that whatever is running away is the first living thing the party has encountered in the temple.
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48869
>>48866
>1
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48870
>>48868
Snek communicates that to Torc
"Yo guys? That thing isn't an undead"
Anonymous
oplLs
?
No.48871
>>48867
No, because you cheat constantly even as you enage in rules lawyering when it's in your favor.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.48872
48873
>>48868
>first living thing the party has encountered in the temple
Can Tracy use her Eyes of Doom to make a gaze attack (Doom) at it while she's running?
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48873
48874
>>48872
No, it had already turned some way before Tracy made the corner. Also its not Tracy's turn.
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48874
48875
>>48873
Infernuis bull rushes after the guy.
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48875
48876 48877
>>48874
Through Tracy?
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48876
48878 48879
>>48875
Probaly. Could Tracy make a relf to get out the way?
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48877
48880
>>48875
He'll apologize later.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48878
>>48876
Isn't he around the corner though? Wouldn't Infernius have to stop first?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48879
48882
>>48876
Tracy has Improved Evasion and Improved Uncanny Dodge. I think she should be able to.
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.48880
48885
>>48877
Sorry, but what's his movement? Each square represents 5'.
Anonymous
oplLs
?
No.48881
Does Infernius hit a wall? Is Tracy run over? Let's settle this by dice rolls
Anonymous
oplLs
?
No.48882
48883
>>48879
Those don't help under the circumstances
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48883
48884 48886
>>48882
She could make a reflex save to avoid the bull rush.
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48884
48893
>>48883
Alright, roll then
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48885
48889 48893
>>48880
Base i suppose.
Although i feel Minotuars should get a bonus while bull rushing.
Anonymous
oplLs
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No.48886
>>48883
Yes, but she could do that anyways
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48887
Do it, faggot!
Anonymous
lqkPv
?
No.48888
48890 48891
Praise Epona
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48889
48891 48892
>>48885
They get a bonus on their attack roll yes, but not to movement. Infernius would have the movement to bowl over Tracy and round the corner, but not continue to pursue until next round.
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48890
>>48888
Checked
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48891
48892
>>48889
>>48888
Sorry tracys faggot, Infernuis will make it up to her later.
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48892
>>48891
>>48889
*bull rushes after the fleshy goy*
lqkPv
?
No.48893
48896
[1d20+14 = 32]
>>48884
Reflex roll
>>48885
Is she targeting Tracy, or just trying to overrun her?
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48894
48895
Fae and Trump are next, who are standing next to a door. Infernius gets hot-headed and charges down the hallway, bearing his single horn. Its a good thing there's only one, cuz otherwise Tracy would've gotten gored just now, instead of getting knocked about a bit by the buffoonish minotaur who isn't watching where he's going.
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48895
48897
>>48894
Alright, Fae's speed with the Bracers is 160 ft in a charge, which because of the Pounce special attack lets her do a full round attack at the end of it. If she's turning a corner that should slow her down quite a bit, but not entirely I think. If she can grapple in a pounce, then Grapple. If she cannot, then full round attack if she makes it
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48896
48899
>>48893
Im trying to chase down the guy running away.
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48897
48898 48901
>>48895
Fae could only charge up to Infernius' position, unless she's pouncing on him.

Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48898
48899
>>48897
Could she make a dexterity check to turn the corner and continue the charge, with maybe 30 or 50 feet taken off her possible 160, and slam into something/someone if she fails?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48899
48901
>>48896
Give Tracy some time, she's faster and has the Trap sense.
>>48898
You need a feat for that.
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48900
48902
Thez meanwhile, has almost fully regained her senses, still clutching a large lump on her head with both hands. "Hey guys, there's a staircase over here."

Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48901
48903 48908
>>48897
Either way, Trumpaladin will run to the end of the hall, to try to catch up. Withdraw rope of entanglement from the tie at the end of it

>>48899
And what feat is that, pray tell? Seems to me like she could jump on the wall and bounce off, and succeed or fail at the task depending on the dice roll
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48902
48905
>>48900
>Over here
Over where?
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48903
48905
>>48901
>stairs
"Cool, anyone wanna go up?"
Torc realizes only sSnke and Thez are nearby
"Oh"
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48904
I guess it's plausible that the magic caster used ghost sounds to make it seem like he escaped down a different path
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48905
48907
>>48902
End of the hallway, past the corner. The big T on the map.
>>48903
Down
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48906
48910 48911
001b.png

Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48907
48912
>>48905
"Down, my bad. Thez since the others are doing fuck knows what you wanna investigate?"
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48908
48909 48910
>>48901
While charging? Tracy had to wait at the corner even at only her base speed.
The feet to turn while Running is Fleet of Foot. Requires the Run feat though.
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48909
>>48908
She charging not running, and you could have done the same if you asked for a dice roll
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48910
>>48906
>>48908
I see. Then move forward and turn the corner in a move action at adjusted speed of 80ft
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48911
48912 48914
>>48906
Will Tracy have to Tumble through Fae and Infernius to get ahead now? She'll go the other direction if there isn't room for her to move.
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48912
48913 48915
>>48907
"Might as well, it looks like they're going to be busy."
>>48911
Yes. Thez proceeds carefully down the staircase, vanishing into thin air as she does so (hiding in plain sight cuz shadows)
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48913
48914
>>48912
Fuck it, then. I'm not slowing down.
Tracy changes her mind and decides to follow Thez.
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48914
48916
>>48911
I thought that corner was where everyone was?

>>48913
Aren't you at the corner?
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48915
48918
>>48912
Torc trys riding Mr. Snek towards the staircase
[1d20+2 = 8]

Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48916
48917
>>48914
Yes, but now she's got Fae and Infernius on top of her, trying to scramble around the corner, climbing over eachother.
Tracy will go the other direction.
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48917
48919
>>48916
But the T on the map is at that corner. It's the same direction