RP Thread. Its D&D mixed with shitposting. Classic (flexible) rules, and more autism than you could shake a whole group of autists at, even if you did so autistically. New players area always welcome, whether continuing, one-time, or 'just shitposting'.
Welcome back to the ahem 'Bathhouse', a progressive thread that I'm sure plenty of anons wish would just fucking die already. What, its true,....
This particular beginning is heavily seasoned with enthusiasm and delight. Hot on the heels of killing a bunch of We Wuz, the party almost shattered for several reasons, both in-game and out. In spite of it all, the characters continue on their quest to do,... well,... stuff.
Trumpaladin has been gifted a quest from Lord John Elway. Infernius has been gifted a quest from the Fuhrer, Tracy wants to stab more shit, Torcuil is beginning to get clever with his use of Snek not like that you perv and Thez is thanking her lucky stars that she even exists anymore.
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>>47885You could cast Augury to get the correct interpretation.
>>47886You also have that Phylactery of faithfulness.
>>47887>>47886Atlas would need to be online for that.
>>47888Trips confirm...
But would a god be kind of annoyed if a mortal asked him questions about a command he already gave him?
>>47891God's don't like having to say things twice...
It's scary when they're angry...
>>47888There's a reason Atlas delegated most duties to his Admins (who are always on)
Tracy brushes her birds, cleaning the dirt and whatnot out of their downy fluff.
>>47877>discord-fagging this hard>>47890No Kang Doot info. Attempting to read/meld with his mind result in momentary insanity for the person. Comprehension spells are ineffective.
[4d20 = 67]>>47897Try again with less shitty rolls
Where are the characters?
If we can't get anything else out of Kang Doot, can we make another crawl?
>>47902Well fuck. I take the kangs clothes/wrappings.
>>47904Tracy has his arms already.
Taking his skull.
>>47907I found it on (((Google))).
>>47908So i just found a video that shared some very disturbing info.
Im probably going to make a thread on it.
I never asked what Int bonus Tracy's headband gave her.
*fills body with chocolate ice-cream*
>>47913Give me about thirty minutes.
GM, could I decrease crafting time with memes?
>>47917No, but you could decrease XP cost of spells.
>>47920>murder-hoboingIt's more murder-farming, desu. We haven't really moved around that much.
>>47918Fine
>>47920I still wanna know what effect triggering the dust would do
>>47922Why do you like item making more than fighting?
>>47923He already told us. It would kill us, and destroy any loot
>>47927Thanks for the great description m8
>>47929There would be a flash explosion, which could possibly destroy items worth taking, would alert bigger dangers to our presence, and could destroy the mechanisms to operate the door at the end of the hallway
>>47912I realized I haven't been applying Tracy's Int modifier to any of her Search checks.
>>47931Tracy is on her way to the entrance of the temple.
>>47932I guess Torc heads there too
>>47936Looks like the party is here then.
>>47938Torc, did you ever consider using Illuminati cards for memes?
>>47939Considering I have neve heard of them before now? No
>>47948>>47949What company made theese? Where they chosen or bad goys?
Fug, I'm passing out at the keyboard.
>>47951You okay? We can break for tonight if you want
Found an idea for an Ebil Goddess.
[1d20+27 = 31]>>47954Trumpaladin stares down pony, believing she has dark secrets
Sense motive, cause what else would you do while staring?
>>47958She's looking for shards of glassteel to make custom shanks.
>>47959*continues staring down pony, because what else can he do while GM isn't here*
>>47960"I KNOW YOUR SECRETS PONY!", Trumpaladin loudly Shitposts
>>47961>>47960"Infernuis want your opinion on suits."
>>47962"Looking to join us refined professionals are you? What do you want to know about suits?"
>>47957Trumpaladin may need to summon a nice goddess to counter her
>>47964Glimmer is neither nice nor a goddess. You don't just "summon" gods either.
Also
>Implying making the Port a battlefield between two deities would do anything but kill us all >>47963"Why people wear them? And do we have suit maker in town?"
>>47966"I think it's mostly a hoo-man thing. Only a handful of stallions ever wore them in Equestria."
>>47966"It's a signal of professionalism, of refinement. Of belonging to the higher classes, be ye businessman, intelligentsia, or other professional. But besides this, it's stylish, reasonably comfortable, and wears well under a variety of outdoor temperatures.
If there is no tailor, I'll make my own factory"
>>47968"Only the most stylish and refined ponies, of course"
>>47969*Leg-humping intensifies*
"I must say it feels rather nice."
>>47972>>47971"I've noticed you're rather fond of my slacks..."
*mild disgust*
*shakes leg lightly*
>>47969"Me want nice hugo boss suit."
>>47973"It's what's underneath that really counts.* *Rubs leg*
"Did you ever consider being a nudist like? I find clothing to be rather oppressive, so I only wear it on occasion."
>>47974"Excellent choice. May I ask what prompted your decision to seek formal attire?"
>>47975*looks at pony, unsure of what to say at first*
"Clothing is a signal of your position within society and your relation to it. That's why even ponies wear it sometimes. It's not that I don't want to show off what underneath"
>>47976"Isn't that what cutie marks are for?"
*Wiggles rump*
>>47977"Cutie marks are similar, but clothing also marks occasions and earned rank"
*rubs cute little pony cutie marks, which seems to have evolved slightly from a "Vampire's Kiss" appearance, to a more refined "Lord of War" Cage"
>>47976"Well me want to look nice for thez"
*blushes*
>>47979"D'aww. A suit can do that. You always want to look your best when taking the girl to the dance - or carrying her across the threshold"
>>47978Or so it's changed in his mind
>>47980"Brad,thez is planning wedding,me want to invite you and tracy."
[sad pony noises]
"... I want us to have our wedding soon ~too..."
>>47982*blushing slightly*
"D'aww, thanks. What are you planning?"
>>47983"Aww"
*picks up pony, and cradles her in his arms*
"You'll get a wedding too, little pony"
*pets*
>>47984"Thez say something about a ball."
>>47985*holds pony close to self*
"A ball you say? Now that could work"
*makes note to self to try to do something grander* Torc somehow finds his way to the rest of the party, with Mr. Snek following close behind.
"Anyone wanna make a quick trip to Gnome-land-ia in the morning? I need to teleport over and make an order before we attempt the temple again."
>>47987"Why though? We've got a dungeon to crawl"
>>47984"Make it soon.. our foal will be here in just a few months, and I want to be settled in long before that."
*Faggot goes to bed*