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Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.47678
47680 47684 47728
RP Thread. Its D&D mixed with shitposting. Classic (flexible) rules, and more autism than you could shake a whole group of autists at, even if you did so autistically. New players area always welcome, whether continuing, one-time, or 'just shitposting'.

Welcome back to the ahem 'Bathhouse', a progressive thread that I'm sure plenty of anons wish would just fucking die already. What, its true,....

This particular beginning is heavily seasoned with enthusiasm and delight. Hot on the heels of killing a bunch of We Wuz, the party almost shattered for several reasons, both in-game and out. In spite of it all, the characters continue on their quest to do,... well,... stuff.
Trumpaladin has been gifted a quest from Lord John Elway. Infernius has been gifted a quest from the Fuhrer, Tracy wants to stab more shit, Torcuil is beginning to get clever with his use of Snek not like that you perv and Thez is thanking her lucky stars that she even exists anymore.
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Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47886
47887 47888
>>47885
You could cast Augury to get the correct interpretation.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47887
47888
>>47886
You also have that Phylactery of faithfulness.
Anonymous
Umbas
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No.47888
47889 47894
>>47887
>>47886
Atlas would need to be online for that.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47889
47891
>>47888
Trips confirm...
But would a god be kind of annoyed if a mortal asked him questions about a command he already gave him?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47890
47896
>>47873
>>47867

Anonymous
Umbas
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No.47891
47892
>>47889
Most likely. But ....
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47892
47893
Hitler1a.jpg
>>47891
God's don't like having to say things twice...
It's scary when they're angry...
Anonymous
Umbas
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No.47893
>>47892
Fear is good.
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.47894
>>47888
There's a reason Atlas delegated most duties to his Admins (who are always on)
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47895
Tracy brushes her birds, cleaning the dirt and whatnot out of their downy fluff.
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.47896
47898
>>47877
>discord-fagging this hard
>>47890
No Kang Doot info. Attempting to read/meld with his mind result in momentary insanity for the person. Comprehension spells are ineffective.

oplLs
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No.47897
47897 47899 47901
[4d20 = 37]
>>47897
Kill undead socialist
Anonymous
Umbas
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No.47898
47902
>>47896
*Casts Speak with dead.*
oplLs
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No.47899
47901
[4d20 = 67]
>>47897
Try again with less shitty rolls
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47900
Where are the characters?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47901
>>47897
>>47899
Where is your character?
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.47902
47904
>>47898
>This spell does not affect a corpse that has been turned into an undead creature.

Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47903
If we can't get anything else out of Kang Doot, can we make another crawl?
Anonymous
Umbas
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No.47904
47905
>>47902
Well fuck. I take the kangs clothes/wrappings.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47905
47907
rpg-murder-hobo-flow-chart-dm-talks-and-stuff-you-29373926.png
>>47904
Tracy has his arms already.
Taking his skull.
Anonymous
Umbas
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No.47907
47908
>>47905
(((Goybook Memes)))
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47908
47910
>>47907
I found it on (((Google))).
Anonymous
Umbas
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No.47910
47911
>>47908
So i just found a video that shared some very disturbing info.
Im probably going to make a thread on it.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47911
>>47910
Interdasting.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47912
47921 47932
I never asked what Int bonus Tracy's headband gave her.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47913
47914 47917
Who's here tonight?
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.47914
1514352418539.png
>>47913
I'm here
Anonymous
Umbas
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No.47915
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Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47916
*fills body with chocolate ice-cream*
Anonymous
k5+kC
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No.47917
47918 47919 47920
>>47913
Give me about thirty minutes.

GM, could I decrease crafting time with memes?
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.47918
47920 47921 47923
>>47917
No, but you could decrease XP cost of spells.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47919
awesome.jpg
>>47917
Please this.
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.47920
47922 47923
Fluttershy_and_Rainbow_Dash_concerned_S5E3.png
>>47918
>>47917
>The players are more interested in arts and craft than murder-hoboing
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47921
>>47918
Oh..
Could you refer to >>47912 ?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47922
47924 47941
niggers.jpg
>>47920
>murder-hoboing
It's more murder-farming, desu. We haven't really moved around that much.
Anonymous
k5+kC
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No.47923
47924
>>47918
Fine
>>47920
I still wanna know what effect triggering the dust would do
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.47924
47925
>>47922
Why do you like item making more than fighting?

>>47923
He already told us. It would kill us, and destroy any loot
Anonymous
k5+kC
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No.47925
47927 47928
>>47924
If we weren't in there you idiot

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ua0zMsDiAyg
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.47927
47929
>>47925
It wouldn't be good
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47928
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>>47925
Kek
Anonymous
k5+kC
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No.47929
47930
>>47927
Thanks for the great description m8
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.47930
47931
>>47929
There would be a flash explosion, which could possibly destroy items worth taking, would alert bigger dangers to our presence, and could destroy the mechanisms to operate the door at the end of the hallway
Anonymous
k5+kC
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No.47931
47932
>Skills: For each skill in which either the master or the familiar has ranks, use either the normal skill ranks for an animal of that type or the master’s skill ranks, whichever are better. In either case, the familiar uses its own ability modifiers. Regardless of a familiar’s total skill modifiers, some skills may remain beyond the familiar’s ability to use.
So, what does this mean?
>>47930
Ah, that clears it up.
Where is everyone?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47932
47933 47934 47946
>>47912
I realized I haven't been applying Tracy's Int modifier to any of her Search checks.
>>47931
Tracy is on her way to the entrance of the temple.
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.47933
47946
>>47932
*goes with pony*
Anonymous
k5+kC
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No.47934
>>47932
I guess Torc heads there too
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47935
47936
Is Infernius here?
Anonymous
Umbas
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No.47936
47937 47938 47946
patrick_love_communism_by_melanoptera-d4azgyr.png.cf.png
>>47935

Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47937
>>47936
Looks like the party is here then.
Anonymous
k5+kC
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No.47938
47939 47946
>>47936
Saved
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47939
47942
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>>47938
Torc, did you ever consider using Illuminati cards for memes?
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.47941
>>47922
Bad pony!
Anonymous
k5+kC
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No.47942
47943 47944
>>47939
Considering I have neve heard of them before now? No
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47943
47944 47947
thefroggod.jpg
>>47942
Classic /pol/ meme.
Anonymous
Umbas
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No.47944
47945 47948
>>47942
>>47943
They predict the future.
Anonymous
Umbas
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No.47945
>>47944
>Dubs
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.47946
>>47932
>>47933
>>47936
>>47938
One moment, sorry
Anonymous
k5+kC
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No.47947
>>47943
I'll take 50
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47948
47949 47950
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>>47944
That they did.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47949
47950
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>>47948

Anonymous
Umbas
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No.47950
47953
>>47948
>>47949
What company made theese? Where they chosen or bad goys?
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.47951
47952 47954 47955 47956
Fug, I'm passing out at the keyboard.
Anonymous
k5+kC
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No.47952
>>47951
You okay? We can break for tonight if you want
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47953
>>47950
Idk. Look it up.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47954
47958
>>47951
Take it easy, m8.
Anonymous
Umbas
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No.47955
>>47951
Night gm
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.47956
1502749__safe_artist-colon-badumsquish_derpibooru exclusive_princess luna_alicorn_aware of dog_badumsquish is trying to murder us_badumsquish strikes a.png
>>47951
Love you
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47957
47964
Spoilered
Spoilered
Spoilered
Spoilered
Spoilered
Found an idea for an Ebil Goddess.
oplLs
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No.47958
47959
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[1d20+27 = 31]
>>47954
Trumpaladin stares down pony, believing she has dark secrets

Sense motive, cause what else would you do while staring?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47959
47960
>>47958
She's looking for shards of glassteel to make custom shanks.
Anonymous
oplLs
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No.47960
47961 47962
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>>47959
*continues staring down pony, because what else can he do while GM isn't here*
Anonymous
oplLs
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No.47961
47962 47967
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>>47960
"I KNOW YOUR SECRETS PONY!", Trumpaladin loudly Shitposts
Anonymous
Umbas
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No.47962
47963
>>47961
>>47960
"Infernuis want your opinion on suits."
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.47963
47966
1284575__safe_artist-colon-pencils_limestone pie_princess celestia_princess luna_oc_oc-colon-anon_oc-colon-padlock_alicorn_belt_belt buckle_bracer_chok (2).png
>>47962
"Looking to join us refined professionals are you? What do you want to know about suits?"
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.47964
47965
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>>47957
Trumpaladin may need to summon a nice goddess to counter her
Anonymous
lqkPv
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No.47965
>>47964
Glimmer is neither nice nor a goddess. You don't just "summon" gods either.
Also
>Implying making the Port a battlefield between two deities would do anything but kill us all
Anonymous
Umbas
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No.47966
47968 47969
>>47963
"Why people wear them? And do we have suit maker in town?"
Anonymous
lqkPv
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No.47967
47970
>>47961
*Humps leg*
Anonymous
lqkPv
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No.47968
47969
>>47966
"I think it's mostly a hoo-man thing. Only a handful of stallions ever wore them in Equestria."
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.47969
47971 47974
>>47966
"It's a signal of professionalism, of refinement. Of belonging to the higher classes, be ye businessman, intelligentsia, or other professional. But besides this, it's stylish, reasonably comfortable, and wears well under a variety of outdoor temperatures.

If there is no tailor, I'll make my own factory"

>>47968
"Only the most stylish and refined ponies, of course"
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.47970
47972
>>47967
*pets pony*
Anonymous
lqkPv
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No.47971
47973
>>47969
*Leg-humping intensifies*
"I must say it feels rather nice."
Anonymous
lqkPv
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No.47972
47973
>>47970
[Happy pony noises]
*Purrs in pony*
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.47973
47975
>>47972
>>47971
"I've noticed you're rather fond of my slacks..."
*mild disgust*
*shakes leg lightly*
Anonymous
Umbas
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No.47974
47976
>>47969
"Me want nice hugo boss suit."
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47975
47976
1502759208689.png
>>47973
"It's what's underneath that really counts.* *Rubs leg*
"Did you ever consider being a nudist like? I find clothing to be rather oppressive, so I only wear it on occasion."
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.47976
47977 47979
Hugo Boss.jpg
>>47974
"Excellent choice. May I ask what prompted your decision to seek formal attire?"

>>47975
*looks at pony, unsure of what to say at first*

"Clothing is a signal of your position within society and your relation to it. That's why even ponies wear it sometimes. It's not that I don't want to show off what underneath"
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47977
47978
>>47976
"Isn't that what cutie marks are for?"
*Wiggles rump*
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.47978
47981
>>47977
"Cutie marks are similar, but clothing also marks occasions and earned rank"

*rubs cute little pony cutie marks, which seems to have evolved slightly from a "Vampire's Kiss" appearance, to a more refined "Lord of War" Cage"
Anonymous
Umbas
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No.47979
47980
>>47976
"Well me want to look nice for thez"
*blushes*
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.47980
47982
>>47979
"D'aww. A suit can do that. You always want to look your best when taking the girl to the dance - or carrying her across the threshold"
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.47981
>>47978
Or so it's changed in his mind
Anonymous
Umbas
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No.47982
47984
>>47980
"Brad,thez is planning wedding,me want to invite you and tracy."
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47983
47984
[sad pony noises]
"... I want us to have our wedding soon ~too..."
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.47984
47985 47989
>>47982
*blushing slightly*

"D'aww, thanks. What are you planning?"

>>47983
"Aww"

*picks up pony, and cradles her in his arms*

"You'll get a wedding too, little pony"

*pets*
Anonymous
Umbas
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No.47985
47986
>>47984
"Thez say something about a ball."
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.47986
47995
>>47985
*holds pony close to self*

"A ball you say? Now that could work"

*makes note to self to try to do something grander*
Anonymous
k5+kC
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No.47987
47988 47995
Torc somehow finds his way to the rest of the party, with Mr. Snek following close behind.
"Anyone wanna make a quick trip to Gnome-land-ia in the morning? I need to teleport over and make an order before we attempt the temple again."
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.47988
47990
>>47987
"Why though? We've got a dungeon to crawl"
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47989
47990 47991 47995
>>47984
"Make it soon.. our foal will be here in just a few months, and I want to be settled in long before that."

*Faggot goes to bed*