RP Thread. Its D&D mixed with shitposting. Classic (flexible) rules, and more autism than you could shake a whole group of autists at, even if you did so autistically. New players area always welcome, whether continuing, one-time, or 'just shitposting'.
Welcome back to the ahem 'Bathhouse', a progressive thread that I'm sure plenty of anons wish would just fucking die already. What, its true,....
This particular beginning is heavily seasoned with enthusiasm and delight. Hot on the heels of killing a bunch of We Wuz, the party almost shattered for several reasons, both in-game and out. In spite of it all, the characters continue on their quest to do,... well,... stuff.
Trumpaladin has been gifted a quest from Lord John Elway. Infernius has been gifted a quest from the Fuhrer, Tracy wants to stab more shit, Torcuil is beginning to get clever with his use of Snek not like that you perv and Thez is thanking her lucky stars that she even exists anymore.
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>>48609
True. Tracy went towards the source of the sounds, which would mean that she was in the room with Trumpaladin and Torcuil, and thus would be subject to both Holy word and word of Chaos
True. Tracy went towards the source of the sounds, which would mean that she was in the room with Trumpaladin and Torcuil, and thus would be subject to both Holy word and word of Chaos
>>48608
She did though.
Has Tracy been able to Sneak Up on the orcs yet?
It's getting close to midnight..
She did though.
Has Tracy been able to Sneak Up on the orcs yet?
It's getting close to midnight..
>>48611
GM WENT TO SLEEP
And just because something says hibbity hooblah doesn't make it an Orc. Hell, it could have run away and was what sounded the alarm to the undead horde. Also, where is she getting the cover to hide while she's in the open?
And what the hell is this shush?
GM WENT TO SLEEP
And just because something says hibbity hooblah doesn't make it an Orc. Hell, it could have run away and was what sounded the alarm to the undead horde. Also, where is she getting the cover to hide while she's in the open?
And what the hell is this shush?
>>48619
>lying
Acting in a fraudulent manner with intent to deceive: You edited that post so it would look like I had said something that I hadn't.
>lying
Acting in a fraudulent manner with intent to deceive: You edited that post so it would look like I had said something that I hadn't.
>>48619
>nothing more than an "lol" to be a dick
I was scoffing at your immature impulse to delet things you don't like.
>nothing more than an "lol" to be a dick
I was scoffing at your immature impulse to delet things you don't like.
>>48620
No, I was editing it so you'd see it, be pissed off by it, and then delete it like you normally do.
No, I was editing it so you'd see it, be pissed off by it, and then delete it like you normally do.
>>48621
And you're making shit up about Tracy's location because you don't want to say what the hell is going on.
And you're making shit up about Tracy's location because you don't want to say what the hell is going on.
>>48624
>implying the PCs would be able to tell if Tracy is visibly deafened by the Word of Chaos
You used Holy Word just before that.
>implying the PCs would be able to tell if Tracy is visibly deafened by the Word of Chaos
You used Holy Word just before that.
>>48627
Instead of saying she's in a different room, given that b1 is almost certainly the direction of the voices as the only other hallway loops around
Instead of saying she's in a different room, given that b1 is almost certainly the direction of the voices as the only other hallway loops around
>>48628
She explicitly moved away from the group, so she could Sneak Attack those orcs she head.
Skeletons, zombies or mummies don't go "hibbity hoobla", sand regardless, she is moving in a direction where she doesn't have a sectarian feud on her tail messing-up her stealth, so she can advance the dungeon.
She explicitly moved away from the group, so she could Sneak Attack those orcs she head.
Skeletons, zombies or mummies don't go "hibbity hoobla", sand regardless, she is moving in a direction where she doesn't have a sectarian feud on her tail messing-up her stealth, so she can advance the dungeon.
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>>48629
Don't you see? The hibbity hooblah was of guards sounding an alarm, and they responded by bringing in a small horde
>Mummies can't speak hibbity Hooblah
GM described the rural folk of Washington state as being hibbity hooblah types. How much of an expert in languages are you to say orcs alone speak it?
Don't you see? The hibbity hooblah was of guards sounding an alarm, and they responded by bringing in a small horde
>Mummies can't speak hibbity Hooblah
GM described the rural folk of Washington state as being hibbity hooblah types. How much of an expert in languages are you to say orcs alone speak it?
>>48631
Then why did Infernius encounter it before Tracy, when it was Tracy's turn to move?
When he said "hibbity hooblah types" I think he meant SJWs.
Either way, I had Tracy Sneak off where she couldn't be seen, so she could get a Sneak Attack.
>>48632
This.
Anyway, it's past midnight, so I'm turning in.
Then why did Infernius encounter it before Tracy, when it was Tracy's turn to move?
When he said "hibbity hooblah types" I think he meant SJWs.
Either way, I had Tracy Sneak off where she couldn't be seen, so she could get a Sneak Attack.
>>48632
This.
Anyway, it's past midnight, so I'm turning in.
>>48644
>being a dick
M8, as far as I can tell, you're the only one who has a problem with any of this. It sounds like a personal problem.
I could ask you why you need to delet/edit posts on an hourly to express your feelings, but I really don't care why.
>being a dick
M8, as far as I can tell, you're the only one who has a problem with any of this. It sounds like a personal problem.
I could ask you why you need to delet/edit posts on an hourly to express your feelings, but I really don't care why.
>>48645
What are you trying to accomplish by being in a different room (implausibly) to avoid a word of chaos?
What are you trying to accomplish by being in a different room (implausibly) to avoid a word of chaos?
>>48650
Then what is it you're being open about? And why did you bring up the effects of the word of chaos then delete repeatedly?
Then what is it you're being open about? And why did you bring up the effects of the word of chaos then delete repeatedly?
>>48651
I felt like I might have been incorrect and then hesitated, twice. Then I looked it up and found out I was correct the first time.
>what is it you're being open about?
Literally nothing.
I felt like I might have been incorrect and then hesitated, twice. Then I looked it up and found out I was correct the first time.
>what is it you're being open about?
Literally nothing.
>>48654
If you've organized it to where she's killing off my character's humans without his being able to react to it then I'm more pissed than you can imagine
If you've organized it to where she's killing off my character's humans without his being able to react to it then I'm more pissed than you can imagine
>>48655
Dude if he has a secret about his character its okay. People keep secrets from other characters and players to build tension and drama, making the story feel more real and important.
Dude if he has a secret about his character its okay. People keep secrets from other characters and players to build tension and drama, making the story feel more real and important.
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>>48657
Acting in a way completely adverse to my character goals without chance to respond is entirely different
Acting in a way completely adverse to my character goals without chance to respond is entirely different
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>>48663
They are your humans too. Men and women of the European stock, followers of Hitler or potential followers of hitler
They are your humans too. Men and women of the European stock, followers of Hitler or potential followers of hitler
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>what supposed to have happened
Eat dinner
>what happened
Pass out on couch during movie
I have no excuses
Eat dinner
>what happened
Pass out on couch during movie
I have no excuses
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>>48676
I said there was nothing to be worried about, Anon.
Don't let it bother you. There's absolutely nothing to be afraid of.
*Faggot actually, unironically goes to bed, for real, this time*
I said there was nothing to be worried about, Anon.
Don't let it bother you. There's absolutely nothing to be afraid of.
*Faggot actually, unironically goes to bed, for real, this time*
>>48592
This. It was supposed to be an easily-referenced post where I could step away for a moment, eat, and then resume. I will re-think/assess my strategy
This. It was supposed to be an easily-referenced post where I could step away for a moment, eat, and then resume. I will re-think/assess my strategy
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>>48682
Oh, perfect!
Why'd you use worst pony though?
Could you um... use priestess padlock like in pic related?
Oh, perfect!
Why'd you use worst pony though?
Could you um... use priestess padlock like in pic related?
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>cleaner-er
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>er
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>>48704
I noticed Use Magick Device could be applied to spell-trigger items, like staffs and wands. I just didn't know if you had to be a wizard to use it in the first place.
I noticed Use Magick Device could be applied to spell-trigger items, like staffs and wands. I just didn't know if you had to be a wizard to use it in the first place.
>>48706
I think only wizards use them because you have to roll a 20 Dc + the spell level if you don't have the spell on your list of spells you can cast.
I think only wizards use them because you have to roll a 20 Dc + the spell level if you don't have the spell on your list of spells you can cast.
>>48707
Use magick device is actually one of the most useful skills for thieves (rogues and bards). With a 30 DC, you can even emulate another alignment. An ebil rogue can can use a holy weapon without penalty, if they roll high enough.
Use magick device is actually one of the most useful skills for thieves (rogues and bards). With a 30 DC, you can even emulate another alignment. An ebil rogue can can use a holy weapon without penalty, if they roll high enough.
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>tfw still awake
Disrupting Weapon lasts 17 rounds. How many has it been since Infernius cast it? Just 2-3, right?
It's been way the hell longer than 12 to 18 seconds since you searched to prepare to open the door to the room that the rats were in before going to open the door where the golems were before going to the room where the snooze was before having a small horde attack before having a theological argument break out. Way the hell longer than 18 seconds
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