RP Thread. Its D&D mixed with shitposting. Classic (flexible) rules, and more autism than you could shake a whole group of autists at, even if you did so autistically. New players area always welcome, whether continuing, one-time, or 'just shitposting'.
Welcome back to the ahem 'Bathhouse', a progressive thread that I'm sure plenty of anons wish would just fucking die already. What, its true,....
This particular beginning is heavily seasoned with enthusiasm and delight. Hot on the heels of killing a bunch of We Wuz, the party almost shattered for several reasons, both in-game and out. In spite of it all, the characters continue on their quest to do,... well,... stuff.
Trumpaladin has been gifted a quest from Lord John Elway. Infernius has been gifted a quest from the Fuhrer, Tracy wants to stab more shit, Torcuil is beginning to get clever with his use of Snek not like that you perv and Thez is thanking her lucky stars that she even exists anymore.
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[1d20+24 = 30]
[1d20+24 = 39]
Sleight of hand check to slowly open the door without it creaking
Hide check to do it stealthily, in case I fuck up somehow (even though they can't see or hear her, because Hide From Undead spell)
[1d20+24 = 39]
Sleight of hand check to slowly open the door without it creaking
Hide check to do it stealthily, in case I fuck up somehow (even though they can't see or hear her, because Hide From Undead spell)
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>>48312
Tracy opens the door carefully. As it minutely squeaks open, nothing seems to jump out or attack. There are noises, an intermittent series of squeaks and such, but nothing is particularly immediate.
>>48312
You mean the sword that sometimes appears as a cane? You mean Korak's Gentlemen's Sword of the High Seas?
Tracy opens the door carefully. As it minutely squeaks open, nothing seems to jump out or attack. There are noises, an intermittent series of squeaks and such, but nothing is particularly immediate.
>>48312
You mean the sword that sometimes appears as a cane? You mean Korak's Gentlemen's Sword of the High Seas?
[1d20+20 = 25]
[1d20+20 = 21]
>>48315
Yes, that cane-sword.
Spot and Listen check to peer into the door and sense everything inside
[1d20+20 = 21]
>>48315
Yes, that cane-sword.
Spot and Listen check to peer into the door and sense everything inside
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>>48325
Oh she ain't moving into the room. She just has such a high spot modifier she can see invisible shit when it's moving
Oh she ain't moving into the room. She just has such a high spot modifier she can see invisible shit when it's moving
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Tracy backs away, to let Fae and Snek take the first hit if anything pops out.
>>48342
I would say that that's foolish because of Traps and such, but frankly, it's more fun when you play your character that way
I would say that that's foolish because of Traps and such, but frankly, it's more fun when you play your character that way
>>48341
Snek is just poking his head in, besides pretty sure Infernius and Daylight are some effective distractions
Snek is just poking his head in, besides pretty sure Infernius and Daylight are some effective distractions
Whatever.
Since everyone has already walked up to the door, Tracy steps back and use the distraction to salvage her own stealth.
Rolling to Hide
Since everyone has already walked up to the door, Tracy steps back and use the distraction to salvage her own stealth.
Rolling to Hide
[1d20+28 = 34]
>>48345
Do snakes get a racial bonus against rats?
Gonna go ahead and roll initiative
[1d20 = 4]
Snek
[1d20 = 7]
Torc
Inferius please use the mass healing spell that damages undead
Do snakes get a racial bonus against rats?
Gonna go ahead and roll initiative
[1d20 = 4]
Snek
[1d20 = 7]
Torc
Inferius please use the mass healing spell that damages undead
>>48350
Aww, fine. As the undead rats pour over Infernius and begin to run for the door, frenzied by the sudden daylight in the room,... Trump kills them with a turn. The room is barren except for exploded undead rats, and some horribly (and I do mean that) fetid and rotten household wares (grains, and otherwise anciently spoiled foodstuffs).
Aww, fine. As the undead rats pour over Infernius and begin to run for the door, frenzied by the sudden daylight in the room,... Trump kills them with a turn. The room is barren except for exploded undead rats, and some horribly (and I do mean that) fetid and rotten household wares (grains, and otherwise anciently spoiled foodstuffs).
[1d20+24 = 43]
>>48354
Rolling to Search for anything useful that might not have been apparent at first.
>>48354
Rolling to Search for anything useful that might not have been apparent at first.
[1d20+26 = 40]
>>48354
>The room is empty and barren
Lol bullshit
Fae does a spot check on the room from the door, with a modifier so high she can see moving invisible things with only a 4 dice roll
Trumpaladin detects evil
>>48354
>The room is empty and barren
Lol bullshit
Fae does a spot check on the room from the door, with a modifier so high she can see moving invisible things with only a 4 dice roll
Trumpaladin detects evil
[1d20+20 = 31]
>>48358
Search is trap sense.
Tracy Listens, to see if all of that commotion alerted anyone in the other rooms.
>>48358
Search is trap sense.
Tracy Listens, to see if all of that commotion alerted anyone in the other rooms.
>>48359
For one, she already has those shoes
For two,... yeah I had hoped to bother the party more with those.
For one, she already has those shoes
For two,... yeah I had hoped to bother the party more with those.
[1d20+14 = 32]
[1d20+26 = 33]
>>48364
Fae looks down the hallway with spot and listen
Trumpaladin looks into the room... Vessel, you say? What does the room look like its purpose was?
[1d20+26 = 33]
>>48364
Fae looks down the hallway with spot and listen
Trumpaladin looks into the room... Vessel, you say? What does the room look like its purpose was?
[1d20 = 15]
>>48365
For holding food, probably.
Tracy advances down the hallway, a good three squares ahead of everyone to maintain stealth.
Rolling to move silently
>>48365
For holding food, probably.
Tracy advances down the hallway, a good three squares ahead of everyone to maintain stealth.
Rolling to move silently
There's a door at the opposite end of the room, otherwise the party can backtrack to the hallway.
[1d20+9 = 21]
>>48371
Torc walks up to the door with Snek, and signals for snek to listen through the door
>>48371
Torc walks up to the door with Snek, and signals for snek to listen through the door
[ANGRY ROGUE NOISES]
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>>48371
Trumpaladin stands behind Infernius and Tracy and casts detect evil to see if anything is on the other side of that door
Trumpaladin stands behind Infernius and Tracy and casts detect evil to see if anything is on the other side of that door
[1d20+20 = 34]
>>48387
How can they see him if they're undead?
Unless they're not undead...
Spot check for Tracy.
>>48387
How can they see him if they're undead?
Unless they're not undead...
Spot check for Tracy.
[1d20 = 1]
Trumpaladin makes a petting of opportunity on nearest pettable creature
Trumpaladin makes a petting of opportunity on nearest pettable creature
[1d20+21 = 38]
Torc decides to detect magic.
What bonuses besides INT do I add, spellcraft right?
Torc decides to detect magic.
What bonuses besides INT do I add, spellcraft right?
[6d6 = 18]
>>48393
All 3 attacks hit, all 3 doing damage, and quite probably felling the poor thing, given Infernius' strength bonus (I think is +14?)
Dice is damage, not including modifiers (which should be @ x3)
>>48393
All 3 attacks hit, all 3 doing damage, and quite probably felling the poor thing, given Infernius' strength bonus (I think is +14?)
Dice is damage, not including modifiers (which should be @ x3)
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