RP Thread. Its D&D mixed with shitposting. Classic (flexible) rules, and more autism than you could shake a whole group of autists at, even if you did so autistically. New players area always welcome, whether continuing, one-time, or 'just shitposting'.
Welcome back to the ahem 'Bathhouse', a progressive thread that I'm sure plenty of anons wish would just fucking die already. What, its true,....
This particular beginning is heavily seasoned with enthusiasm and delight. Hot on the heels of killing a bunch of We Wuz, the party almost shattered for several reasons, both in-game and out. In spite of it all, the characters continue on their quest to do,... well,... stuff.
Trumpaladin has been gifted a quest from Lord John Elway. Infernius has been gifted a quest from the Fuhrer, Tracy wants to stab more shit, Torcuil is beginning to get clever with his use of Snek not like that you perv and Thez is thanking her lucky stars that she even exists anymore.
/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal
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I suddenly want to build a >rape factory. Forget the ranch.
>>48504
"Yeah, my fists hurt. Why?" she says laughingly before looking over and seeing Infernius' 'trophies' of combat.
"Hurry up and heal that, this might be trouble." she says seriously as a wave of slavering undead spills forth from the hallway. Its mummies, and zombies, and ghosts, and wraiths, and wights, and ghouls, in a wave of forms too great to number but certain to dissolve one's entire being and imprison them in an eternity of suffering and torment upon contact.
"Yeah, my fists hurt. Why?" she says laughingly before looking over and seeing Infernius' 'trophies' of combat.
"Hurry up and heal that, this might be trouble." she says seriously as a wave of slavering undead spills forth from the hallway. Its mummies, and zombies, and ghosts, and wraiths, and wights, and ghouls, in a wave of forms too great to number but certain to dissolve one's entire being and imprison them in an eternity of suffering and torment upon contact.
[4d8+17 = 34]
>>48515
Uh, shit
Mass cure critical wounds.
Infernius, I would recommend a second casting of this.
Torc targets the closest 17 while his faggot trys to think of a meme
>>48515
Uh, shit
Mass cure critical wounds.
Infernius, I would recommend a second casting of this.
Torc targets the closest 17 while his faggot trys to think of a meme
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>>48517
"And Thus did John Elway helicopter spin back in time to create the Denver Broncos, touch down and win Super Bowl XXVI, and cum inside Rainbow Dash.
Praise American"
"And Thus did John Elway helicopter spin back in time to create the Denver Broncos, touch down and win Super Bowl XXVI, and cum inside Rainbow Dash.
Praise American"
>>48521
"And with Dan Reaves, John Elway created the Universe, which created football, which created American, which was the first football"
"And with Dan Reaves, John Elway created the Universe, which created football, which created American, which was the first football"
Trumpaladin frantically looks through a book pulled from Fae's bag
"I should have had this shit memmorized....
In the beginning there was John Elway. And John Elway was bored, so he challenged Dan reaves to a game. But there was no game, so John Elway created Football, which was the first Football, and from that Football cameth the universe, and John Elway cameth into Rainbow Dash
"I should have had this shit memmorized....
In the beginning there was John Elway. And John Elway was bored, so he challenged Dan reaves to a game. But there was no game, so John Elway created Football, which was the first Football, and from that Football cameth the universe, and John Elway cameth into Rainbow Dash
>>48523
"Yea. But though Football, it was not the all-encompassing Football. Rather, it was the Football that was to be." Fae says with a bit of a smirk.
"Yea. But though Football, it was not the all-encompassing Football. Rather, it was the Football that was to be." Fae says with a bit of a smirk.
>>48531
Torc doubles over laughing
"Nah, Hitler was a demigod. One of Kek's sons, whom achieved godhood through proving himself. Luckily I learned this word that should help us in my studies of him."
Torc turns towards the horse and utters a word.
"Shadilay"
Torc doubles over laughing
"Nah, Hitler was a demigod. One of Kek's sons, whom achieved godhood through proving himself. Luckily I learned this word that should help us in my studies of him."
Torc turns towards the horse and utters a word.
"Shadilay"
>>48535
Trumpaladin places up his finger when doing this, as if interrupting in a debate and speaking out of turn
Trumpaladin places up his finger when doing this, as if interrupting in a debate and speaking out of turn
>sectarian conflict
Everyone duel to see which religion is superior.
Everyone duel to see which religion is superior.
>>48539
"Psst! we're trying to kill an undead horde here with Holy word and word of Chaos. If you don't want to help, stand aside and let the professionals do their work. Also Football American is One True Faith"
"Psst! we're trying to kill an undead horde here with Holy word and word of Chaos. If you don't want to help, stand aside and let the professionals do their work. Also Football American is One True Faith"
So, has Tracy managed to sneak up on the orcs or not?
>>48538
Ah now I get it
>>48544
Torc continues on
"Assoluto cosmico, regolare realtà
Respiro di un immagine, sintonia di civiltà
Confusa progenia di cellule ribelli
Volo verso l'universo, l'attraverserò
Se sei stella, fatti vedere, io mi fermerò
Oooh, oooh
Shadilay, shadilay, la mia libertà
Shadilay, shadilay, oh no...
Shadilay, shadilay, oh sogno o realtà
Shadilay, shadilay, oh no...
Vola nella mia vita, no non è finita
Io mi fermerò
Sciogli le mie vele, nel cielo e in fondo al mare
Io ti crederò...
Shadilay, shadilay la mia libertà
Shadilay, shadilay, oh no...
Shadilay, shadilay, oh sogno o realtà
Shadilay, shadilay, oh no...
Vola nella mia vita, no non è finita
Io mi fermerò
Sciogli le mie vele, nel cielo e in fondo al mare
Io ti crederò..."
Ah now I get it
>>48544
Torc continues on
"Assoluto cosmico, regolare realtà
Respiro di un immagine, sintonia di civiltà
Confusa progenia di cellule ribelli
Volo verso l'universo, l'attraverserò
Se sei stella, fatti vedere, io mi fermerò
Oooh, oooh
Shadilay, shadilay, la mia libertà
Shadilay, shadilay, oh no...
Shadilay, shadilay, oh sogno o realtà
Shadilay, shadilay, oh no...
Vola nella mia vita, no non è finita
Io mi fermerò
Sciogli le mie vele, nel cielo e in fondo al mare
Io ti crederò...
Shadilay, shadilay la mia libertà
Shadilay, shadilay, oh no...
Shadilay, shadilay, oh sogno o realtà
Shadilay, shadilay, oh no...
Vola nella mia vita, no non è finita
Io mi fermerò
Sciogli le mie vele, nel cielo e in fondo al mare
Io ti crederò..."
>>48547
I have to admit, I find Shadilay a far better word of Chaos than Kek. Kek IS good, no mistake, but there's a bit too MUCH personification.
I have to admit, I find Shadilay a far better word of Chaos than Kek. Kek IS good, no mistake, but there's a bit too MUCH personification.
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*readies self to sneak attack orcs*
>>48572
How do you have 18 lvls with only 2 lvls in Theurge? Shouldn't it be 5 max?
Or do I have the skills system messed up?
How do you have 18 lvls with only 2 lvls in Theurge? Shouldn't it be 5 max?
Or do I have the skills system messed up?
>>48571
Nah, when pleading opposite causes before an arbiter, you roll for Diplomacy. That's the debate skill
Nah, when pleading opposite causes before an arbiter, you roll for Diplomacy. That's the debate skill
*readies knives, waiting to stab something*
I know you can roll knowledge religion to answer questions about gods. It's a complex question, so the DC would be 20-30.
>>48581
Nah. Neither party is going to know if the other character has a correct answer, because they don't hold to the same basis of knowledge and they don't acceot the other's religious texts as authoritative. It's like if you were arguing with a jew about whatever religious question. Neither would believe the other when they claimed a correct answer.
Debate is about force of personality and persuasion. That is, it's charisma based diplomacy
Nah. Neither party is going to know if the other character has a correct answer, because they don't hold to the same basis of knowledge and they don't acceot the other's religious texts as authoritative. It's like if you were arguing with a jew about whatever religious question. Neither would believe the other when they claimed a correct answer.
Debate is about force of personality and persuasion. That is, it's charisma based diplomacy
>>48583
I'm going to put all my ranks upon next levels into knowledge plains and Gather Information then. I want to be an Agent Retriever.
I'm going to put all my ranks upon next levels into knowledge plains and Gather Information then. I want to be an Agent Retriever.
>>48584
Well that's just trying to get one to believe the other. That isn't going to go anywhere.
And can Tracy stab something yet?
Well that's just trying to get one to believe the other. That isn't going to go anywhere.
And can Tracy stab something yet?
>>48584
Altering someone's opinion in this case would probably be closer to a Bluff check, if anything.
Altering someone's opinion in this case would probably be closer to a Bluff check, if anything.
>>48586
Did you see >>48568? That looks to me like DM going to sleep or going away for a long while and marking a point in the posts to figure out where he needs to start reading to catch up
>>48587
Depends on the HD of the creature. Much lower HD than caster it kills, and equal HD it deafens, and so forth.
>>48591
Not if they are equal HD or almost equal
>>48588
Diplomacy is about improving mood. If I were actually trying to persuade Infernius I know the steps I would take
Did you see >>48568? That looks to me like DM going to sleep or going away for a long while and marking a point in the posts to figure out where he needs to start reading to catch up
>>48587
Depends on the HD of the creature. Much lower HD than caster it kills, and equal HD it deafens, and so forth.
>>48591
Not if they are equal HD or almost equal
>>48588
Diplomacy is about improving mood. If I were actually trying to persuade Infernius I know the steps I would take
>>48592
The description says creatures are only unaffected if their hit dice exceeds your caster level though....
The description says creatures are only unaffected if their hit dice exceeds your caster level though....
Alrifht, I gtg for the night cause I got shit to do in the morning. Night guys, seey you later
>>48602
Cause Tracy is now CE and doesn't want you to know
>>48602
Cause Tracy is now CE and doesn't want you to know
>>48607
Tracy snuck off to another room during her turn before any of that happened.
I'm still waiting for her encounter with the orcs.
Tracy snuck off to another room during her turn before any of that happened.
I'm still waiting for her encounter with the orcs.
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