RP Thread. Its D&D mixed with shitposting. Classic (flexible) rules, and more autism than you could shake a whole group of autists at, even if you did so autistically. New players area always welcome, whether continuing, one-time, or 'just shitposting'.
Welcome back to the ahem 'Bathhouse', a progressive thread that I'm sure plenty of anons wish would just fucking die already. What, its true,....
This particular beginning is heavily seasoned with enthusiasm and delight. Hot on the heels of killing a bunch of We Wuz, the party almost shattered for several reasons, both in-game and out. In spite of it all, the characters continue on their quest to do,... well,... stuff.
Trumpaladin has been gifted a quest from Lord John Elway. Infernius has been gifted a quest from the Fuhrer, Tracy wants to stab more shit, Torcuil is beginning to get clever with his use of Snek not like that you perv and Thez is thanking her lucky stars that she even exists anymore.
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>>48411
Not in the size category sense though.
If she were, she couldn't use medium sized weapons with proficiency. So that chain and that sword could only be used with penalties
Not in the size category sense though.
If she were, she couldn't use medium sized weapons with proficiency. So that chain and that sword could only be used with penalties
[1d100 = 74]
[2d8+5 = 14]
[2d8+5 = 9]
>>48409
First hit is a severe crit, knocking Infernius on his heels (stumble roll). Second and 4th atk miss, but 3rd atk hits also.
First roll does 3x damage.
[2d8+5 = 14]
[2d8+5 = 9]
>>48409
First hit is a severe crit, knocking Infernius on his heels (stumble roll). Second and 4th atk miss, but 3rd atk hits also.
First roll does 3x damage.
>>48414
I asked about that, and besides I have an extra undedicated feat
You're not going to declare that she has small size category just now in battle when you've been using medium sized weapons for months
I asked about that, and besides I have an extra undedicated feat
You're not going to declare that she has small size category just now in battle when you've been using medium sized weapons for months
[2d6 = 5]
>>48413
So 45 damage points to Infernius, and he accidentally hits himself for damage also (no str bonus)
>>48413
So 45 damage points to Infernius, and he accidentally hits himself for damage also (no str bonus)
>>48418
I miscalculated. Between these two Frankies and the forced fumble, Infernius takes 56 damage.
Everyone ELSE roll initiative now.
I miscalculated. Between these two Frankies and the forced fumble, Infernius takes 56 damage.
Everyone ELSE roll initiative now.
[1d20 = 1]
>>48419
If she's 90 pounds like a small human female she's medium sized. I think she has to be under 60 to be small. It's just easier if she's medium
If she's 90 pounds like a small human female she's medium sized. I think she has to be under 60 to be small. It's just easier if she's medium
>>48431
Hmmm. Technically, one needs to sustain 50% health loss to system shock vs. death, and Infernius had a max of 133 before recent level. No system shock, he's just hurting but not in danger of kill.
Hmmm. Technically, one needs to sustain 50% health loss to system shock vs. death, and Infernius had a max of 133 before recent level. No system shock, he's just hurting but not in danger of kill.
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>as the party engages the Frankensteins, shuffling noises can be heard from further down the hallway, including a disconcerting sound hibbity hooblah.
>>48444
Yeah, I guessed pretty early on, but didn't say anything because metafaggotry.
It's gay when players just look them up.
Yeah, I guessed pretty early on, but didn't say anything because metafaggotry.
It's gay when players just look them up.
Its Infernius' turn against the golems. One is damaged, the other is not.
[6d6+15 = 31]
>>48462
>same one that was damaged earlier
I'm still waiting on Infernius' combined damage modifiers, but all 3 hit, and I'll be most surprised if they didn't kill.
>>48462
>same one that was damaged earlier
I'm still waiting on Infernius' combined damage modifiers, but all 3 hit, and I'll be most surprised if they didn't kill.
[3d20 = 43]
>>48465
Fae, full round attack on second golem
Modifiers are 20 or 22 on first attack and 18 or 20 on the second two attacks
>>48465
Fae, full round attack on second golem
Modifiers are 20 or 22 on first attack and 18 or 20 on the second two attacks
Fae, then Trump/golems, then Thez, Torc, and lastly Tracy
>shuffling sound intensifies
>shuffling sound intensifies
[1d20 = 19]
>>48466
If that lands, Tracy get's an AoO
Tracy makes a Trip attack on the golem with a keened dagger.
>>48466
If that lands, Tracy get's an AoO
Tracy makes a Trip attack on the golem with a keened dagger.
>>48472
The dagger is so it doesn't provoke an AoO from the golem, and it does tripple damage because keened dagger.
The dagger is so it doesn't provoke an AoO from the golem, and it does tripple damage because keened dagger.
>>48469
Apologies. However, it doesn't go "20-22, 18-20" modifiers. It goes "20-22, 15-17".
>MOAR number crunching
I swear, you guys don't even know how many otherwise supercilious rolls I have to make, just to be sure what happens. I know, I keep some of it off-board so >confusing but,... nevermind. Also, you don't know how many times I start responding to a post cuz its edgy or wtfe, but then scroll up and fine "Oh yeah, that later part is impossible and couldn't have happened. In the bin,...."
Apologies. However, it doesn't go "20-22, 18-20" modifiers. It goes "20-22, 15-17".
>MOAR number crunching
I swear, you guys don't even know how many otherwise supercilious rolls I have to make, just to be sure what happens. I know, I keep some of it off-board so >confusing but,... nevermind. Also, you don't know how many times I start responding to a post cuz its edgy or wtfe, but then scroll up and fine "Oh yeah, that later part is impossible and couldn't have happened. In the bin,...."
Fae, is increasingly fine form, just rips apart the 2nd Frankie btw. Its not "down" per say, but its been thoroughly "ground" on the front-surface.
>>48477
Retracted, you are correct. Simplicity's sake, we'll put her attacks at +22, +19, and +16 for that particular exchange, which was in fact murderous.
>>48480
Base attack, weapon/item augments, str bonus, etc - circumstantial
>>48477
Retracted, you are correct. Simplicity's sake, we'll put her attacks at +22, +19, and +16 for that particular exchange, which was in fact murderous.
>>48480
Base attack, weapon/item augments, str bonus, etc - circumstantial
Just 2 more levels...
So Trump, with his rolls, is quick and able to drop the second Frankenstein - Flesh Golem. But the falling of the second is not all to be heard. Just around the corner is a really creepy "wurbuling" sound, while further down the hall is the dragging of limbs.
>>48486
Alright, which hall, exactly? The hall the frankenstiens came from, or the other hall? Which hall are the hibbity hooblah's coming from?
Alright, which hall, exactly? The hall the frankenstiens came from, or the other hall? Which hall are the hibbity hooblah's coming from?
[16d20 = 124]
Thez' turn.
<whoooof>
Just around the corner: "God dammit,...."
T> Flurry of Blows, broom
Thez' turn.
<whoooof>
Just around the corner: "God dammit,...."
T> Flurry of Blows, broom
Okay, well that didn't last long. Thez quickly reduces her otherwise pile of oozing flesh into a less active pile of oozing flesh. There are still sounds coming from further down the hall, but there are no immediate threats.
>>48496
They didn't "come out of", they appear to have been stationed here. Btw, its not your turn.
>>48495
Nor yours either.
Torcuil has current move
They didn't "come out of", they appear to have been stationed here. Btw, its not your turn.
>>48495
Nor yours either.
Torcuil has current move
>>48498
A repeated squishing sound can be heard as Thez continues to beat a pile of goo about the 'face'. "Chaos <breath> Monster," she says with a demented look. The room is otherwise clear, as per map.
A repeated squishing sound can be heard as Thez continues to beat a pile of goo about the 'face'. "Chaos <breath> Monster," she says with a demented look. The room is otherwise clear, as per map.
>>48503
Red dots is where golems were. Nearest room has Thez in the corner, and sounds from down the hall. Thez is "sufficiently" wupping an ass, "Cuz you never know with these,... things!"
Red dots is where golems were. Nearest room has Thez in the corner, and sounds from down the hall. Thez is "sufficiently" wupping an ass, "Cuz you never know with these,... things!"
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