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>>33779Don't put words on Hitler's mouth, Anon...
>>33780Considering I've never had to?
Give me and Torc a week
>>33769Like anyone planned all this. I had my hand all up in it, but no, this is beyond planning.
>>33775That will take some very careful maneuvering at this point, but who knows what will happen next? I have found that the game goes smoother when I prepare for all the potential (to my ability) options and respond to the players.
>>33774>blushing glare >>33775>>33777"me now pronounce you man and horsefu."
>>33784NO! NO! I do not take her to be my horsefu
>>33785>amazing grace"Oooh! I know this one!" Thez joins in with throat-singing
not lewd >>33786You've already knocked her up, and she's past her first trimester.
You're a man: make it work. It won't be that bad.
>>33786"you need take responsibly and marry horse she pregnant with Aryan baby."
Thez, uncharacteristically stops.
>>33793"Wait a second guys. We've just stopped beating one another, maybe pushing a marriage is,... premature? I mean,... it doesn't have to be so rushed,.....
>>33794I have something in mind
>>33797I prefer human that can wild shape into an Equestrian pony
>>33797Minotaur horse?
"Fine, but I'm fucking planning it...
Tracy, what colors do you want? I need to know for the fireworks"
>>33798>>33795Damn it, don't make her act cute like that! You wear down my resistance! Reeeeee!
>>33800I meant wrt Tracy/Trump, but I dont wanna say yet cuz lulz and potential spite-bans.
>>33797>>33799I want it to be a Demigod/Abomination Rank-0+ deity, with the power to warp reality, because reasons.
>>33801[Evil laughing nerd nouses]
>>33804That reason is you are evil
>>33805i will when you get the message you've knocked up one of the entities you fucked.
>>33804i would also like a +0 rank in demigod.
>>33804Technically, what I have in mind fits the bill,....
>>33805If you do, I give you props
>>33802"I love the idea of a marriage, but maybe let them do so in their own time and by their own will. It shouldn't be forced, it should be organic and deliberate. Besides,... no one was there for,... our,... agreement."
>>33808Fucking hell, if Torc has to marry Death becaus he knocked her up I'm going to die
>>33813>I'm going to dieA lot more than that, m8. He'll go where no wizard has ever gone before.
>>33812*gets down on one knee*
"thez will you make me the happiest manotuar in world by marrying me?"
>>33812Y-you said Tracy and Trump...
Torc sheepishly raises his hand
"I w-was at the agreement"
>>33815Well I mean, he already did that when he fucked death...
Torcuil is the ultimate case of "I should have stopped long ago. But too late for that lets see where the fuck I end up!"
>>33816"You already married her"
>>33819That's actually adorable
Also, the first marriage doesn't count because there was no legal contract or church ceremony
>>33820Thez said in Hell the massacre counts as the ceremony.
Thez is a dyed-in-the-wool Hellion.
So does the party now consist at core of two never married individuals, a married couple, and a widower? Or do we need something more formal for Thez and Infernius?
>>33821This ain't Hell. This is Port Barry
>>33822>formalThe continent is vaguely ancap. Tradition is the stand-in for lawfulness, from what I've gathered.
>>33823Well, it happened in Durpistan.
And The takes He'll with her wherever she goes..
>You can take the fiend out of Hell, but you can't take Hell out of the fiend >>33815Didn't he already?
>>33816Pouty-sad-hppy face "You mean, for real? I mean, the last was for real, but like, with more than one witness, and in an actual ceremony that isn't a blood-bath? Where you know going into it what is in store,... I did kinda push you into it after all,,,."
>>33817That was an agreement, a verbal contract if you will, but that wasn't a wedding.
>>33826Wood-elf, Duergar and Minotaur weddings aren't nearly as interesting; they're just more complicated.