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>>33880You have Powerful Charge as a racial ability. Use that.
>>33873Still waiting for both responces
>>33881"Be fucking patient. We literally do have all night. Now clan the fuck down, let him tell us why we are here, and no, you are not eating Johnny Cash. I swear to God Tracy"
>>33880"Stahp!"
>>33876"What makes you ask that?"
>>33873"What makes you think I want anything to do with you? Did I ask you to come here?"
>>33880As Infernius closes and makes contact, the Coyote-fellow dissipates at his touch, as though vaporous and non-solid, only to reform as Infernius passes through.
>>33881"Have you not learned already?"
>>33886"Ring of Fire... Is it asking too much?"
"Are you waiting for trips?"
>>33886"no but we here now. why?"
>>33886Torc begins to visably look pissed
"You may not have asked, but I'm pretty sur you are the one who brought us here"
>*tips imaginary fedora
"I have birds to feed."
>>33887"Can you wait then?" ^_~
>>33889"Are you sure that's the right question?"
>>33890"Are you sure about that?"
>>33892"Sure. Finish off your business with Thez or whoever...
You want a small blue horse?"
>>33892Torc decides to bluff
"Yes, I am quite fucking sure."
>>33892"REEEEEEEEE STOP TALK IN KIKE CIRCLES!!!!!!!!!"
"TELL US WHERE WE ARE!!"
>>33895*points at screaming bull*
"THIS!"
[ANGRY PONY NOISES]
He(?) dismissively kicks off of his chair and begins pacing about the room, sipping coffee as he does so, all the while affecting a nonchalant expression.
"What is the question of 'why'? Is it a means to understanding, or is it a demand for understanding? Does answering a question of 'why' result in comprehension, if the individual receiving is not in a position to comprehend? Can you not see where you are, if you don't grasp the specifics? Do you need to be told what is occurring before realizing it?"
He(?) grows more serious for a moment.
"Does anyone recall the riddle of the faggot behind the faggot?"
>>33898"I recall hearing about it some few months ago..."
>>33899
"Coffee, and there's plenty of it! Please help yourselves."
>>33897"Listen Mr. ManIsAFeatherlessBird, me and my frieds just want a simple explanation for what the hell is going on"
>>33898Torc strokes his beard
"It sounds fairly framilier. Would you mind jogging my memory?"
>>33901"No thank you, I prefer tea."
*sips coffee*
"The question of Why is irrelevant, people!"
>>33899
i abstain from cofee and i tell thez too as well.
If you think the coffee can harm you, you do not understand the riddle of the Faggot
*sips coffee*
>>33909Its quite a robust blend.
>>33908Thez nods in agreement.
>>33906"Indeed!"
>>33905With a wave of his hand, there's a pot that says "Tea" that materializes on the table.
>>33903"Have you ever wondered who stands behind your consciousness? Who directs your moves? If this were a game, and you were a piece - a part of it - have you ever pondered who stands behind
you?
>>33912that made me kekThere is no-one behind Infernius
>>33913"No? Would you mind being quiet then?"
>>33911"Who directs motives? A few days ago I was looking into mind controlling parasites. I found a species of Protozoa that infects mice, makes them more likely to be eaten by cats, who are the real target host. Thing is, it commonly infects human males, and causes behavioral changes. "Increased Jealousy and suspicion." Fuck me. I have no idea why I do what I do. I don't think there is a larger purpose to it"
>>33911"Thats meta as hell. And thanks for the tea."
Torc drinks some tea noting that it is something almost, but not quite entirely unlike tea.
"Hmmmmmm, intresting question. I can't say I have thought of it before.
I have had someone appear from the clouds and tell me what to do though"
>>33914*Grumbles a bit before curling up on the ground like a dog*
"Hmmph!"
>>33917"She'll listen when he says it but not me. Well fancy that"
[1d20 = 6]>>33914"dumbass fox there no onme behind me."
*attempts to tackle again*
>>33917"Aren't you the one who always balks when directed?"
>>33916"Are characters unaware of meta? Hasn't GM overlapped the two on occasion?"
>>33918"Have you tried asking?"
Thez says generally "Its only answered a few questions that were not questions themselves," then directly, "Assuming we can comprehend what you are, what this is, and what is going on, please tell us who you are."
He smiles as Infernius tackles through him, barely maintaining his balance since there's no apparent floor.
>>33922GM a couple weeks ago: meta gaming is bad
GM now: why aren't you meta gaming?
[1d20 = 15]>>33924Bitch slap Trump for trying to bitch slap tracy
>>33925"Oh hush. The riddle of the faggot was introduced months ago. Like almost as soon as we got here"
>>33923"And if I said 'no'?"
>>33925"And didn't that player's directions almost lead the lot of you to ruin?"
>>33927"Why does he anger you, Tracy? We encounter dirties pretty regularly now. This is a friend of Thez, now hush, calm down, and drink some non-caffeinated coffee while we wait for him to tell us what he summoned us to tell us"
>>33929"PanzerKampfwagen! schadenfreude! (more unintelligible German)
>>33930He(?) sighs and drains his cup, before placing it upside down on the table and resuming his seat.
"I reiterate, if I told you who I was, what all of this is, what the point of it was,... would you believe me and comprehend? Would you take it in stride and maneuver on as you have had? Would that not defeat the point?" He pauses for a moment. "How DO I convey the point, if there isn't already a commonality which we all share, and can identify with?"