/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal

>>33982
>is a coyote
"I should have known you were a coyote!"

>>33984
"I'm not always a coyote, but amongst earth-based archetypes and cosmologies, that of the native american is one of my favorites," he says with a wink. "Any other questions?"

>>33985
"Yes. Can you sing 'I Walk the Line'?"
\r

>>33986
"Please forgive me if I mistake a few of the words," he says with a smile.
He begins to sing, as he wanders off, in a direction that seems to defy spacial physics, his voice echoing as he goes.
https://youtu.be/jcF-1AoDO18

The party however, is still seated in some strange space-universe-domain that doesn't have any apparent limit or room, or architecture.

Good night!

I'm kidding, with a similar <CRACK> everyone arrives back in the Tower, in the stable of all places
Troll> "Banana?"

>>33987
Kek
See the Simpsons clip where basically the same thing happens
https://youtu.be/H3CyMWS7YXA

>>33988
"You know Trollestia, I actually have a 'banana' I've been meaning to give you"

>>33989
Classic episode, but totally different messages. I get the Johnny Cash reference now tho.

>>33991
Huzzah!

Is trollestia willing to receive as well as give?

>>33992
T> "That depends, are you willing to love on them giant baby chicks over there, even if you don't get the point of them, just cuz Tracy likes them?"

>>33993
"Um... Okay... I still want one to become basically Sam Eagle though"

>>33994
"Its not an unreasonable request," she smiles, flipping her tail.

>>33995
Huzzah! She let me smash?

[1d20 = 18]
>>33996
>as if a mare flipping her tail up were somehow ambiguous
Grab her by the pussy

>>33996
Thez yawns and starts draggin Infernius from the room. "What did I say about asking permission?" As she fully exits the room she calls from beyond, "You can have the girdle back in the morning,... I'll wash it before giving it back, don't worry."

>>33997
"That's the spirit!"

>>33999
>>34000
Kek! Hell yes. Who ended up on top?

>cums inside horse
\r

Trumpaladin rides out from the stables and away from the tower. He goes on the back of the beautiful, if never tamed Celestial Charger, if she'll take him. He goes on Fae if not, whom he meets regardless at the city gate

>>34001
>who's on top
Uhm, not sure it works that way with a hooman
>>34002
Troll prefers the stables, Fae would be best

>>34003
He stayed behind her then.
*Happy Paladin Noises*

After finishing in Trollestia, he is filled with a new happiness, smiles and says to her
"I appreciate your friendliness. I am expecting to be married soon, and so I don't expect to be able to waifu thieve for much longer. If Torcuil claims what happened was against an agreement, tell him he shot me, and that stunt he pulled let H get away, so he can consider us even. And Tracy... You should talk to her. I never understood why she's so cold to you. But if she saw how much you help with the birds, and how you really care for them, she really ought to be nicer. You really do have a way with animals. I wonder if she was jealous of you at first. Poor girl. Maybe all she wanted was to be ridden"
Smiles again at Trollestia and leaves after she has a chance to make a response

Calls Fae. To Fae:
"Well, you saw what I did in the court city. The architecture is unimpressive, we'll have to rebuild from the ground up. Now we need to prepare our army. Let's go"
Rides Fae to the monestary
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>>33992
>>33996
>>33997
>>34001
>>34002
>>34003
>>34004
Wtf did you do while I was passed out?!

>>34001
>Log on
>first thing I see
>>34005
Killed a part of Torcuil's soul

>>34004
*considers brutally raping Slovenia*

>>34005
I mean, wtf? She's going to return to the stables to feed her birds momentarily and wonder 'why do you smell like my husbands semen?'

*keens edges*

>>34008
>>34009
poor tracy.

>>33993
>>33995
Goddammit, Troll..!

>>34011
*pets pony*

>>34012
"Don't touch me!"

>>34013
"me just trying to help you feel better something similar happend between him and thez so me know what you going through."

>>34014
"Wait.. WHAT HAPPENED?!"

>>34015
"stuff that made me want to kill myself from the pain of it."

>>34016
"....................................... Oh.........!"

>>34017
*tears up*
"y-yea but m-me have gotten over i-it."

>>34018
"......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... hmmm..........."

>>34019
"the emotions you feel now will lessen over time little pony, but not even i can fix a broken heart."

>>34020
"................................................... I'm fine....!"

It's a good thing I don't want Torc to have a waifu....
>>34019
"You like revenge?"

>>34021
"me know that a lie tracy, let out your feelings it not good to keep them inside. me wont judge you."

>>34022
*ears perk*

>>34023
"............ No, really, I'm fine......"

>>34024
"Knew that would get you intrested. Well we have multiple options, Including polymorph so do you have anything that intrests you?"

>>34026
"You might try something less direct-affect, Paladins have magic resistance," Thez says, sitting upside-down on the ceiling.

>>34025
"do you swear on you're foal that's true?"

>>34029
"......................"

>>34030
"thats what i thought."

>>34027
Hmmmmmmmmmmm, I'll see what I can do to help
>>34028
"I never said the polymorph would be on Trump"

>>34032
"Who then?"

>>34033
"We'll put it this way.
Imagine that beutiful sleek white unicorn named Solvania was suddenly either fat... way more muscular than you...
Or...
worse"