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>>34136I recall there being 24 potential pirates in total
>>34137I was talking about the cannons
>>34112>best wedding ever"How about a masquerade ball?"
>>34139"what ever you want baby."
>>34136>no energy drainAlright, so they're just regular clawed gauntlets then? They didn't use-up any of Soros's scales?
>Contagion as a poisonWhat kinds of diseases can she have access to?
Anyway, Tracy folds up her Nithing pole, puts it in her bag, and heads off to explore Port Barry.
Can she go shopping?
>>34139>masqueradeAren't masquerades for nobles from clans that hate each other and need masks just to enjoy the party? What kinds of guests is she planning on inviting?
..... Or I might just be an insufferable history nerd.. don't mind me...
>>34138Oh. Well I don't recall the number given. But I guess Trumpaladin goes to Durpistan. The Spartans are told that there is still every intent to train them in Football, but that due to a shift in the political situation they need to be ready for war as well.
Trumpaladin enters Durpistan and yells out to the darkness:
"Kiynen! I know you are there! I know you are among the ruined and burned buildings. Let me tell you. An army approaches. The army is here to collect cannons weapons of war left behind by the city's inhabitants. That is their only purpose. They mean you no harm. Eat your fetid corpses, and you shall be unharmed."
He stares out into the darkness on Fae while spamming detect evil. The soldiers retrieve the cannons. Slovenia is asked to look at the cannons and give an assessment of their condition based upon her knowledge. I guess ask a Spartan Trainee as well, since he might know something about cannons.
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>>34142Shouldn't Killy be at the beach with Lenos by now? She wanted Torc's help in transporting the corpses, but I imagine Lenos would've obliged as well.
Btw, a character's possible melee Sneak Attack number is limited to two simultaneous stabs, correct?
>>34143I am not sure. I'm not taking any chances though with bitch dragon. You know how your character was pissed that she couldn't kill Trollestia on their first encounter and has had kind of a slight vendetta against her since? That's Trumpaladin and Kiynen
>>34145>had kind of a slight vendetta against her sinceWell, that "vendetta" had been nearly forgotten.. until recently...
>>34141>scalesSome, that's part of what allows them to be animated. Remember, that was a rush-job
>diseasesUhm, diseases take no less than a day to incubate. If you're looking for combat advantages, poisons are the way to go. I mean unless you expect your victims to stay alive long enough for the disease to take effect, it seems like a moot point desu
>shoppingSure
>masqueradesGM's eye twitchesThat depends on how long in advance the ceremony is planned
>>34142I'm sure you meant "shift" in political sit.
>>34144Yes,....
>>34148You've just given me license for one of the most autistic ideas I've had in recent months. I hope you know that.
>>34147>diseases take no less than a day to incubate>you expect your victims to stay alive long enough for the disease to take effectWell, that's the point. A character wouldn't know they had the disease until the symptoms manifested, let alone what disease they had. They'd probably be sure to get treated for poisons, but they're much less likely to think about diseases they may have contracted. That way, if Tracy fails to kill her target on the first encounter, said target may just as likely die in his/her sleep once the disease finishes incubating inside them.
>eye twitchesI won't even ask...
>shoppingAlright, Tracy wanders through the back alley of the bazaar, looking for anything interesting.
>>34150You don't understand, this is some next-level shit. I mean,... I'm astonished at the level of autism of this idea. Its just,... whoa. Its an idea so autistic and ambitious, it would require mod approval.
>>34152Raven Mocker: a Cherokee Witch.
>>34146She was just trying to help Tracy with her birds by making Trumpaladin be nicer to them...
>>34147Well, in any event, Trumpaladin is retrieving the cannons. Tell me if a spartan or Slovenia had anything to say about the state of the cannons, or if Kiynen shows herself either in a hostile or non-hostile manner
>>34155Idk wtf her intention was, but she thought wrong...
>>34155Be careful with those cannons. They were made by commies. I wouldn't touch a soviet-made butterknife, let alone a cannon.
[1d12 = 5]>>34156She
DID get him to agree to that at least,....
>>34148Final warning, this will likely end up with a mention on Encyclopaedia Dramatica,....
>>34153interesting i wish to see this autism take place.
>>34151Can a blade be oiled with multiple diseases/poisons, if the oil is prepared ahead of time?
5 of the cannons are rusted through, in ill repair, or otherwise unsalvageable. They haven't been used in years, and the rest will need heavy refitting
>>34159infernuis better get his own page.
>>34158this. soviet gear is worse than ching chong gear.
>>34162Is there even any powder left? The cannon is the easy part.
>inb4, remaining cannons just explode, because they were made by retarded commies.Did Tracy find anything interesting at the bazaar?
>>34164>Bolshevik scum tries to assassinate president by throwing grenade on stage>Grenade doesn't explode, because it was made by sovietshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vladimir_Arutyunian >>34156Possible intentions:
She wanted to be friendly to Trumpaladin
She wanted to protect the birds
She's in heatShe wanted him inside her
She, like Tracy, wants a foal
Or most likely of all
She's a massive fucking troll who wanted to see the shit storm this would cause
>>34158Yeah I know. But we have industrial power
>>34162Take them all. We need the scrap metal. When they are outside of Durpistan, proceed with live fire testing of the trebuchet and catapult
[1d20+10 = 23]>>34167What does Tracy find while shopping/exploring?
Can she find anything interesting with her Detect Magick wand?
Also, rolling Gather Information to find leads about spooky/ebil vendors or places to find them, if that helps. Use glasses to Disguise herself as a young Half Elf.
On that note, players came into the game with no knowledge of the world, but how much local knowledge has Tracy gained since then? Did she earn any ranks?
>>34170I do more book-flipping cuz of you, I want you to know that.
Vendor stock is down, apparently the dark elves were using the bazaar as a place to hawk their stolen goods, and no savvy vendors have yet filled the void in their absence. I mean there are trinkets that do things (in a mechanical or magical sense) but nothing combat, attribute, or gameplay modifying. Just little knick-knacks
>>34171>dark elves were using the bizarre to sell goodsThis is fascinating knowledge
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>>34172>wishlistYeah, I'm kinda running short on new and innovative ways to accessorize the party, outside of do-nothing accessories (like Thez's dragon-tiara which does nothing except look pretty and blink/adjust its position every so often)
[1d20 = 9]>>34171>the dark elves were using the bazaar as a place to hawk their stolen goodsI assumed that, but it's good to make clear. We've got a precedent of behavior for them now.
If the vendors left, they should've either abandoned their kiosks, or wheeled them away. In the later case, wouldn't locals have seen them being shipped out?
Anyway, Search abandoned kiosks.
Also, buy Trinkets, just because.
>>34172This is mostly to investigate the Drow. Idk if it'll yield anything, but I felt like gathering info in town and getting to know the area, since it's one of her primary skills.
Does anyone know how to get ahold of Taylor Swift's faggot?
>>34175Post rare Taylors. It has worked in the past.
>>34175Post rare Taylors. It has worked in the past.
>>34174Oh. Well carry on. I still recommend asking gate guards and dock workers
>>34175I do not. I think we all scared him off
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>>34176taylor is pretty autistic its kinda qt.
>>34176Awww, why'd you delete? It looks like a good pic. It shows that IRL Taylor actually has hips
[1d20+10 = 27]>>34178>asking gate guards and dock workersWhy not?
Gather info check
>we all scared him offWell, it did always become dramatic around those times, for one reason or another...
>>34181I messed up..
Does a rod really project whatever it does infinitely?
>>34174The dark elves used gates and portals, so no transit that would have been observed. There are empty spaces in the bazaar, with the potential for new vendors and wares, but as of now the only allies Port Barry has is Sparintenar.
>>34182"Ain't seen nothin'"
Awww, it was deleted again. No hawt Taylor for GM,....
>>34187Hey, it works now. How about that, it was broken before.
>>34178Uhm,... Trump if you're not busy, I'd like to broach an idea with you in rabbit.