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There are no breaks on this train!
>pickle rick
Even I don't shitpost this bad
*passes out from exhaustion*
>maybe not kill, but long sexin
\r
*teleports in*
*distributes unmarked cans*
*teleports out*
>do you dare open the cans?
>>33368*Puts pony in lap*
>>33371*Takes a can, but is not daring enough to open it*
>>33371"What's this?" Thez taps one of the cans. "Where did these come from?" she positions can 4 smash.
>>33376There is no power greater than the Natural 20.
>>33374Bantz kills are more figurative. Surely you've seen animes or w/e where characters murder eachother just for keks
>>33377Did we get back to the tower though?
>>33377I banned him before GM noticed, that means I win the saving throw
>>33383He also deleted those few posts.
>>33383I think he means Torc, who hasn't posted since his posts were deleted.
>>33384Srsly? This again? Really? Trump, what's your game? Are you deliberately trying to discourage anons from participating, cuz it sure looks that way.
FUCK THESE FUCKING BANS AND THE FUCKING BITCH WHO GAVE THEM TOO ME
TWO OF THEM
T W O
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>33387Oh hush. If people can attack and kill my character while I'm waiting out walking around and thinking of how to respond to Tracy's faggots post about optimum mount size, then I can use 5 minute bans for fun as well. And fuck anyone who is going to attack me without provication like that
>>33388Kek
>>33390True. The second one was 15 minutes
>>33391It was as a ban and delete, rather than a normal delete. And if people think they can attack my character without reason like that without getting a joke ban in response, they are mistaken
>>33392Don't just delet the posts though.
>>33372*Grows to full size and sits on Trump*
>>33394Oh so he can ban me? Just cant delete posts?
>>33394>>33395But attacking people like that is a really shitty move. If anything should be deleted it's that
>>33396YOU WHERE PROMOTED TO BAN THE SITH, NOT JOIN THEM
>>33398Learn to handle the bantz!
*Forces tongue down throat*
>>33399THEN WHY DID YOU SHOOT AT ME!
Okkay, I just gotta say. The bans are kinda fucked up desu. Deleting posts is one thing, but restricting anons is cruel desu.
I'll give Trump a choice; stop with the bans/deletions, OR go Blackguard. I mean, thats SO not Paladin decorum,....
>>33407Okay which? Blackguard tyrant, or Paladin not-quite-tyrant?
[affectionate monster noises]
*Tongue goes a bit deeper, before retreating*
>>33408Paladin not-fully-a-tyrant
>>33409*Hugs horsey*
*Takes breath*
>>33410e_e
This whole "shamed pony" act is getting as stale as the last thread. XPPPP
And thus, I walked out to look upon the field where my shitposts grew. But when I arrived I found them barren. The plague of bans had reached me. All the signs where there, the warnings should have let me know. But alas, I did not listen, and now as a punishment, my shitpost field is barren. Eaten away by the endless stomachs of the bans.
I look at the sunset, tears welling in my eyes as I realize my crop has failed. And I whisper a single word....
"Bitch"
>>33410*hugs crushingly*
>>33411This.
Stop cute-posting and actually try to improve.