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>>34082Still doesn't mean it's not your child.
>>34084Sounds like Infernius needs some of that 'grass'
>>34084"Not exactly,... could you give me a hint?" she says with a hint of playful mischief. "Was it important?"
>>34087*clears throat*
"me asked you to be my wife."
>>34088Thez jump-flips up to land with her legs on his shoulders, looking down into his eyes. "That wasn't what you asked me,
YOU asked me to make you the happiest minotaur alive," she says, even more playfully. "I dunno, I'm not sure being your wife will make you happy,...."
>>34089"you know thats not true, me want you and only you."
>>34090She leans forward and folds her arms on his head, deliberately breaking eye contact and forcing his vision to be obscured by her
ahem torso and such. "Let me think,...."
she's still clothed btw, but the effect is pretty obvious
>>34092>>34091*tries to contain erection*
*fails*
Thez suddenly realizes that everyone - who is still in the room - stopped talking, and looks around. "What?"
Okay, so Torcuil ventured into town, Tracy's player is busy (so idle) and Trump is at the mill.
"Hmmm. I guess it IS just you and me."
Trollestia clears her throat.
"And her."
>>34095Is Slovenia at the mill and are any of the constructs completed?
If yes to both, Slovenia is invited to a live fire exercise to test the catapult and trebuchet
>>34098
i am nice to Tracy.
>>34097Slo> "I thought you'd never ask!"
Yes to both>>34096Tro> "Uhm,... this is technically
my,... I don't know why you all congregate here of all places when there's a vast and opulescent tower at your disposal."
Thez> "She's right you know,... lets take this somewhere more,... <whooof> private," she says, porting both to the Forge, which though nothing has been made in a couple days, is still active keeping the room quite warm. She jump-flips off Infernius and slowly steps back coyly. "I don't get you,... I mean we already made an agreement, drenched in the blood of our enemies with,... well not a minister per say, but Torcuil is sufficiently sovereign. What more are you looking for?"
>>34100"monogamy, because me will never love anyone more than me love you.""
>>34099I thought you were saying that to Tracy...
>>34100So Trumpaladin, the Generals, the Sparintenar trainees, Fae, and Slovenia all proceed to an open area where they can test both the catapult and the trebuchet. Perhaps they use the wall that used to surround the pyramid, or the city wall of Durpistan, to test the efficacy of the shots.
But the way, a group goes in to retrieve the cannons from Durpistan
So are there any important stats that need to be known?
Also, just a lot of beautiful rock throwing from the glorious trebuchet
>>34101"except maybe.....our daughter."
>>34101>>34103She smiles playfully and leans against,... I dunno, a wall or something. "Hmmmm,... nah. I'm pretty sure this is just a phase."
>>34105"its not a phase me will love you forever!"
>>34105Torc married them using his 3 day online minister course.
>>34079>I don't know how much she caresShe
killed Copper over this horseshit. I made a point of setting the precedent there. This is a dozen times worse than that, and it wasn't even >rape. Why did it have to be with the character she hates the most?
If nobody died for something as bad as this, would that be fair to Copper?>they aren't married>ImplyingCheating on your fiance is still cheating.
>>34082Reeeeeeeee That's a load of horseshit! You
know she doesn't like cheating.
>Implying "accidental" babies don't matter>>34095Tracy has disappeared, from the characters' perspective. She vanished and is now lurking.
>>34100Wait, did the characters seriously go to the Stables? Fug, the birds are in there...
>>34103Or son*
>>34108Well fuck
Empathic link, since they are probably close enough, just barely:
>"Hi Tracy! How are your birdies!" >>34106"Teee,... okay, but what is the point of a big to do? We're already committed
or should be - GM so what's the point of a big 'thing'?"
>>34108She killed copper because he rode her and not Tracy. But Tracy is a full paladin's mount now and has been ridden by him several times. She has nothing to be jealous of
>>34110"because you are that important to me, me want to Give you the best wedding ever."
>>34111He
fugged Troll, Anon, consensually! And he did it right in front of Tracy's birds to boot.
>>34109>'..............................'(she's found out; she's unresponsive)Where are all the characters?
>>34113me and thez are in the forge.
Actually, screw this for now. Tracy goes to check on her Nithing Pole in the forest.
>>34113There should have been enough dividers in the stable to block view from the birds...
Detect good to discern every aura in the tower.
>>34116No response. It's to be assumed she's out of telepathic range.
>>34117It matters, did Slovenia have the stables renovated, like Tracy asked her to?
>>34107ALSO, Infernius made Torc an admiral. Admirals are higher in rank than a captain. Captains can marry people.
Therefore Torc can legally marry people
>>34113Torc's in town getting away from the clusterfuck
>>34118infernuis is in the forge."
>>34118You find Infernius and Trollestia
>>34123Infernius just said he was in the forge, and Trollestia never leaves the stables
>>34123im in the forge shes in the stables.
Btw, did Lenos ever return to the tower?
>>34126Freaking this. I'm going to have to be cautious getting the cannons from Durpistan, because his damned girlfriend is probably still there
>>34127She won't hurt him if he minds his own business. Black Dragons aren't exactly trustworthy, but she's not stupid enough to break a deal that her life depended on.
Tracy arrives at her Nithing Pole and checks to see if any creature has made contact with it.
>>34119Yes
>>34120Yeah, but it wasn't that type of vow ceremony. Good point tho.
>>34127You should have someone test-fire those cannons first
>>34131Kek
>>34132is anything happening in town or is Torc wandering aimlessly?
>>34132>Test fireThat sounds ominous. Very ominous. I'll think we'll just take possession of them first, then later get pirates who actually know what they are doing
>>34133>energy drainNo. Either contagion or energy drain could be added though
>contagion as a poisonThat's pretty much what poison is. Btw, I stumbled across a gnarly poison that does 1d10 con on initial and secondary,... but I don't recall what/where I saw it
>Nithing PoleUhm,... maybe? I'm still not sure how to incorporate that. I mean, most of the individuals/creatures that might at this point would enemies to the party anyway.
>>34135I think I said there was a dozen yes?
>>34134Working on it
GM just ran a quick errand and is getting his head back in the game