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>>34034I mean "more muscular than Trump"
>>34034"Oh that poor girl,... collateral damage,...."
>>34036"I never said it would be perminate"
>>34037Hi
>>34035"You could always make her a stallion, then she could keep working on war machines,...."
>>34039"Oh, thats what I meant by worse..."
>>34041"Oh, the worse part isn't his white mare turning stallion."
Torc then opens a pocket of his robe revealing two vials
"Its that he didn't bother to steal all three of these"
>>34042"How do you feel about kidnaping someone for us Tracy?"
This is what Trump gets for chetting on Tracy >>34044"I guess you weren't there at the time.
Remember when I said Trump took one of my charm potions?"
>>34045"So,... they make you like people?"
>>34046Wait what? Fine, I'll do it to Troll instead.
>>34047"More or less"
Torc waits for Thez to put the 2 and 2 together.
"Actually, I think it would be better to do to Troll."
>>34049As in, find good auras in the Tower.
>>34048"I don't get it. You want to make people like eachother?"
Troll> "You know, I'm in the room,...."
>>34051"This is the perfect trolling opertunity, now hush."
Torc then turns back to Thez
"Okay, I'll explain this really simple because you don't understand.
Transform on of the unicorns into a stallion, then use the charm potion on them.
Now do you get it?"
>>34055Where though? You left for the monastery.
Hey, you said Tracy's claws don't have Contagion, but did they have the Energy Drain I asked for?
>>34058Torc doesn't have an Aura. Infernius, Troll, and Trump do though.
>>34056Yes indeed. Trumpaladin goes to the mill to retrieve the two siege engines, as well as the master carpenter.
>>34059yea but you still show up to detect good.
>>34059Troll's is so overwhelming (Outsider 15 HD and 7 levels in Cleric) that she leaves a lingering aura wherever she goes.
>>34006>>34008I really didn't think people cared this much...
Hide check.
>>34063Shut up, you degenerate sleazeball! All blood spilled shall be on your hands.
>>34065I didn't think she'd find out!
>knocked upDon't give GM ideas!
>>34068Like I hadn't thought of it already,....
>>34068Ah, you forgot that she has scent-sense
>>34068TO LATE THE IDEAS HAVE BEEN SPILLED
Fuck my revenge, this is gonna be good
>grabs popcorn >>34069I thought maybe she'd smell it on him, but not on Trollestia...
>>34069"so thez you never answered me question..."
Btw, can Contagion be cast on non-creatures? If I use a beaker of blood or whatever, can I craft a potion of Contagion that could be applied as a blade oil? I want AIDS-kunai.
>>34068>Implying it's okay if she doesn't find outThat's not very Paladin-like, Anon. The Code prohibits "cheating".
She's a fucking yandere stalker, with the ability to distinguish players by smell AND lingering aura aura in their cases. She would've walked into the stables, sensed the aura and smell all over her fucking plot, and then stepped out devastated.
I wasn't joking when I said she was constantly making Track checks on him as her default.
I g2g for a bit to do some work, and also figure out what to make of this scenario...
>>34075remember infernuis tried to help you.
>>34072Females have an extra olfactory sensor over males, so they can smell shit that males will miss, particularly to do with pheramones and endocrines. Tl;dr That's what you get for thinkin. ^_~
>>34073Thez jumps up and flips down to the ground. "Which question? Sorry, my mind is still reeling, trying to work out what that weird guy in space was saying."
>>34074But they aren't married yet... There's no adultery. I don't know how much she cares...
>>34079Yes, it was never clarified. It's not like him doing anything with Trollestia makes him less likely to be loving husbando
>>34080The child was an accident! It was unintentional
>>34079Torc decides to get out of there before everyone explodes in anger...
He decides to see if any events are happening in town
>>34077*looses composure for a second.*
"o-oh u-um re-remember?"