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P.S. No Trumps were harmed during the shooting in the head.
He's still chibi though
>>33519I didn't say Trump wasn't shot in the head, I said he wasn't
harmed by it. It still hurt like a bitch.
testing >>33525No. Fuck that and fuck torcuil
>>33531Lol no
*Holds on the air and giggles hysterically*
[3d20 = 28]>>33533Charge, and Pounce faggot
Bite, Claw, and Claw
>>33533Nice Pali
*Brutal nuzzling intensifies*
>>33534>regrets not buffing kitty with bull's strengthShe's got a +18 on that first attack, and I think +13 on all of the remainder. He has almost no armor, so an AC of like 15. I think that means every strike hits
[2d6+5 = 11][2d6+5 = 12][2d6+10 = 14]>>33534>>33536Damage should be 2d6 +4 plus strength for bite and 2d6 +2 plus half strength for each claw
>>33536Stats don't matter. We all know Torc is squishy.
*Curls into fluffball around Tiny Trump*
>>33537>Does 37 damage in a single round>Torcuil has what - 48 HP?That's a very good kitty
>>33538Stats make it a hell of a lot more fun though. Also, Fae has been underated
>>33540You're a pony now. You're bigger, but not by a giant margin
>>33541*Turns into full-sized hoers*
*Nuzzles*
>>33542Should Torcuil be finished off or left bleeding? No way in hell he'd succeed in a concentration check for spell casting that round
>>33543GM isn't here, so best to assume it's left at "Torc got bitten and clawed really badly", for now.
[1d20 = 9]>>33543You better hope bitch
Rolling for concentration
[1d20 = 12]>>33546Thx m8
Snek grapple check (idk how to calculate bonuses)
[2d8+4 = 16][1d20+6 = 21]>>33551Rolling for Mr. Snek's constrict
[2d6+5 = 15][2d6+5 = 12][2d6+10 = 14]>>33551>Rolled a 20That last hit should be rolled again for the possibility of double damage, but you've got like only 21 HP before you are dead and 11 before you are unconcious, so I'll wait
[2d8+4 = 8][1d20+6 = 11]>>33552Weird, rearanged them
First is 2d8+4 second is 1d20+6
>>33555Ignore those rolls, that was an accedent
>>33554Yiure the one attacking me after a joke
>>33556The "joke" was an attack. Fuck you
>>33557Hmmmm
Guess who's going to become Laocoön today?
>>33558I don't know what Laocoon is, but you're dead with a single round past the first
>tfw trump banned me for 24 hours
serously fuck you trump i hope you get raped by a pack of communist niggers catch aids and die, also im quitting this fucking site because the ucking mods are no better than 4cuck.
>>33560Who is u?
>>33559Greek mythology, look it up
>>33562>saluteYou will be missed friend
>>33563AAAAASSSSSSSSSSS
All I have ever wanted out of you people while trying to play a damn game is to be left alone. Instead, you fuckers all shoot me, steal from me, attack me, and attack my cat. Fuck you all
>>33565cry me a river faggot. you are the biggest douchebag her,
>>33565If you can't handle the heat, get out of the kitchen
>>33567Well then bans are part of the heat
>>33566Fuck off and fuck you
>>33568why are you such a cocksucker?
>>33569Because I want to be left alone by you fucks, and you all won't leave me alone
>>33570you attack torc almost daily, and you expect me to not do anything? i stop evil i dont go along with it.
>>33571No I don't you imbecilic fuck. This is literally the first time ever that I attacked Torcuil, and this
after he fucking shot me.
FOR NO FUCKING REASON AT ALL. If you try to stop me after that, then (you) are evil
\r
>>33572Lets see, stole shit and then attacked me when I asked for it back