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Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.33360
So stuff happened, and the party is in a pickle. The resolution of that Rick yes, that was deliberate has yet to be depicted. Its coming soon tho. In the meantime, the thread got super-extra-moldy (breaking the previous bread record) necessitating a new bread. I guess that's what ppl bitch about "generals" for. Oh well. In any case,... let the,... bantz continue, cuz I'm a ways away from actual combat or death-threats (except from one another,... players are welcome to kill eachother).
1019 replies and 95 files omitted.
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.33516
>>33514
Goodnight.
Anonymous
/blUD
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No.33517
We have Pink Text now!
Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.33518
33519
P.S. No Trumps were harmed during the shooting in the head.

He's still chibi though
/blUD
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No.33519
33525 33527
>>33518
>No shoot in head
Yay
>Is chibi
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
\r
Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.33525
33526
>>33519
I didn't say Trump wasn't shot in the head, I said he wasn't harmed by it. It still hurt like a bitch.
testing
Anonymous
eskaF
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No.33526
>>33525
No. Fuck that and fuck torcuil
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.33527
33529
>>33519
*Hugs*
Anonymous
/blUD
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No.33529
33530
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>>33527
>"KILL THE WIZARD"
Anonymous
stxqm
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No.33530
33531
>>33529
>'[Fuzzy static sounds]'
[hormonal giggling]
"..~Tee-hee-hee..!"
Anonymous
/blUD
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No.33531
33532
>>33530
>"Then Put me down so I may do it myself"
Anonymous
stxqm
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No.33532
33533
>>33531
Lol no
*Holds on the air and giggles hysterically*
Anonymous
/blUD
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No.33533
33534 33535
>>33532
Fuck It

Contacting better mount
>"Fae, Charge and pounce this NAP Violating son of a bitch"
/blUD
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No.33534
33536 33537
[3d20 = 28]
>>33533
Charge, and Pounce faggot

Bite, Claw, and Claw
Anonymous
stxqm
?
No.33535
>>33533
Nice Pali
*Brutal nuzzling intensifies*
Anonymous
/blUD
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No.33536
33537 33538
>>33534
>regrets not buffing kitty with bull's strength
She's got a +18 on that first attack, and I think +13 on all of the remainder. He has almost no armor, so an AC of like 15. I think that means every strike hits
/blUD
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No.33537
33539
[2d6+5 = 11]
[2d6+5 = 12]
[2d6+10 = 14]
>>33534
>>33536
Damage should be 2d6 +4 plus strength for bite and 2d6 +2 plus half strength for each claw
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.33538
33539
>>33536
Stats don't matter. We all know Torc is squishy.
*Curls into fluffball around Tiny Trump*
Anonymous
/blUD
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No.33539
33540
>>33537
>Does 37 damage in a single round
>Torcuil has what - 48 HP?
That's a very good kitty

>>33538
Stats make it a hell of a lot more fun though. Also, Fae has been underated
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33540
33541
>>33539
*Strokes hair*
Anonymous
/blUD
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No.33541
33542
>>33540
You're a pony now. You're bigger, but not by a giant margin
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.33542
33543
>>33541
*Turns into full-sized hoers*
*Nuzzles*
Anonymous
/blUD
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No.33543
33544 33545
>>33542
Should Torcuil be finished off or left bleeding? No way in hell he'd succeed in a concentration check for spell casting that round
Anonymous
stxqm
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No.33544
>>33543
GM isn't here, so best to assume it's left at "Torc got bitten and clawed really badly", for now.
yD0KP
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No.33545
33546
[1d20 = 9]
>>33543
You better hope bitch
Rolling for concentration
Anonymous
stxqm
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No.33546
33547
>>33545
Snek can still attack.
yD0KP
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No.33547
33548
[1d20 = 12]
>>33546
Thx m8
Snek grapple check (idk how to calculate bonuses)
Anonymous
/blUD
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No.33548
33550
>>33547
Grapple who?
Anonymous
yD0KP
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No.33550
33551
>>33548
U
>Mr. Snek has 19 strength, whats the bonus
>>33549
Ayyy lmao
/blUD
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No.33551
33552 33554
[3d20 = 49]
>>33550
Great. Dumb Ass

Fae full round attack
yD0KP
?
No.33552
33555
[2d8+4 = 16]
[1d20+6 = 21]
>>33551
Rolling for Mr. Snek's constrict
/blUD
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No.33554
33556
[2d6+5 = 15]
[2d6+5 = 12]
[2d6+10 = 14]
>>33551
>Rolled a 20
That last hit should be rolled again for the possibility of double damage, but you've got like only 21 HP before you are dead and 11 before you are unconcious, so I'll wait
yD0KP
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No.33555
33556
[2d8+4 = 8]
[1d20+6 = 11]
>>33552
Weird, rearanged them
First is 2d8+4 second is 1d20+6
Anonymous
yD0KP
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No.33556
33557
>>33555
Ignore those rolls, that was an accedent
>>33554
Yiure the one attacking me after a joke
Anonymous
/blUD
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No.33557
33558
>>33556
The "joke" was an attack. Fuck you
Anonymous
yD0KP
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No.33558
33559
>>33557
Hmmmm
Guess who's going to become Laocoön today?
Anonymous
/blUD
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No.33559
33561
>>33558
I don't know what Laocoon is, but you're dead with a single round past the first
Anonymous
f4C68
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No.33560
33561 33563
>tfw trump banned me for 24 hours
serously fuck you trump i hope you get raped by a pack of communist niggers catch aids and die, also im quitting this fucking site because the ucking mods are no better than 4cuck.
Anonymous
yD0KP
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No.33561
33562
>>33560
Who is u?
>>33559
Greek mythology, look it up
Anonymous
f4C68
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No.33562
33564
>>33561
infernuis
Anonymous
/blUD
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No.33563
33564
>>33560
Bye!
Anonymous
yD0KP
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No.33564
>>33562
>salute
You will be missed friend
>>33563
AAAAASSSSSSSSSSS
Anonymous
/blUD
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No.33565
33566 33567
All I have ever wanted out of you people while trying to play a damn game is to be left alone. Instead, you fuckers all shoot me, steal from me, attack me, and attack my cat. Fuck you all
Anonymous
f4C68
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No.33566
33568
>>33565
cry me a river faggot. you are the biggest douchebag her,
Anonymous
yD0KP
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No.33567
33568
>>33565
If you can't handle the heat, get out of the kitchen
Anonymous
/blUD
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No.33568
33569
>>33567
Well then bans are part of the heat

>>33566
Fuck off and fuck you
Anonymous
f4C68
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No.33569
33570
>>33568
why are you such a cocksucker?
Anonymous
/blUD
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No.33570
33571 33576
>>33569
Because I want to be left alone by you fucks, and you all won't leave me alone
Anonymous
f4C68
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No.33571
33572
>>33570
you attack torc almost daily, and you expect me to not do anything? i stop evil i dont go along with it.
/blUD
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No.33572
33574 33575
>>33571
No I don't you imbecilic fuck. This is literally the first time ever that I attacked Torcuil, and this after he fucking shot me.
FOR NO FUCKING REASON AT ALL
. If you try to stop me after that, then (you) are evil
\r
Anonymous
yD0KP
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No.33574
33578 33579
>>33572
Lets see, stole shit and then attacked me when I asked for it back