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*collects lick knucklebones as she escapes* (if it doesn't kill liche's, they'll make for great fortune-telling hocus-pocus)
>>33730*casts cure serious wounds*
>>33728Its never been tried, so I really don't know. Initial reaction is no, it would destroy the form of the lich but leave the phylactery intact.
>>33729Resurrection made easy
>>33731I told you, liches evaporate when killed, there are no lich remains. What you're collecting is dead zombies and death knights
"Don't forget, there were Devourers, Allyps, Wights, and Wraiths in there too."
What she said.
>>33733Knucklebones of Death Knights it is then. They'll make for nice trinkets.
*stubbornly loots all of their worthless swag too*
>yawn
GM I have to be serious for second. For what purpose did you introduce Trollestia? Cause I remember she was introduce after I asked for a unicorn mount for Torc.
Like legit GM, I am now curious as to what you meant by the comments about what FAE would and would not be motivated to do
>>33737Yes that. Originally she was introduced to troll you with. Since you requested a unicorn but assumed that it would be both conventional and iconic (alluding to the stereotypical fantasy unicorn) I decided at the time (which was a while ago and I may have jumped the gun on) to make the unicorn in question a shit-posty troll. She does favor Torcuil, but she has a trollish nature that I have a hard time wanting to diminish because
I have a trollish nature.
>>33738Also this, she had just been on a murderous rampage and I didn't want to have to keep introducing hoers to make things work.
I won't claim most of it has been for the best, but much of it has been improv and stimulus response.
>>33739>Being this metaAsk her yourself. Start a dialogue.
>>33741Nigger he suggested it. Also can't dialogue where I am now
>>33740I think that character is under utilized because both Torcuil and I are afraid of her
>>33740"The weeb colt pulled his knife first, and that fat Clydesdale had it coming!"
>>33740>favorWhat does this mean?
I love the shitposting, I just didn't know.
autism.bagpipes>>33743I wouldn't say Torc is "afraid" in a normal sense...
He just doesn't feel confortable around her
>>33744I hate to agree with the Tracy character on anything, but this.
https://youtu.be/qrrz54UtkCc >>33743I had originally planned to kill her, but it's been so long that Tracy no-longer hates her.
>>33747Well, she still hates her, but not in an imminently-murderous way anymore.
>>33739Dragonne are listed as "usually neutral", but I introduce Fae as a sort of 'guardian' type entity, operating amongst a group of varying-species cats who oversee the various planes. As such I have her as Lawful Neutral, which is kind of borderline with regard to inter-party conflict. SInce Torcuil shot Trump, she would probably have obliged to attack him, but I've neglected fleshing out her personality since she isn't often in play. It could go both ways to be honest (and I did go with the "she obeyed and Torcuil got shredded" timeline).
>>33744Says the mare threatening another mare cuz she was rode home, without any choice or volition in the matter. Tracy wasn't being friendly, and Ponimaru is a bit of a white-knight.
>>33745This is one of the elements that were not planned out, but which seemed like a good idea in the moment. I don't claim they were/are a good idea, she's just one of the elements that hasn't been killed yet.
>>33745"me have healing grass that make you more talkative and calms down, me usually only hand out for medical purposes but that sounds like a serous problem. a man(otuar) should be comfortable around his waifu."
*feeds birdies*
"Did you miss me, my angels?"
I had two ebin names for the birds, but I lost the sheet I wrote them on...
>>33749>Quest unlocked: date the unicorn<>>33750"Infernius my bro, I don't know what I'd do without you. Thanks."
>>33753"just be sure to give some to her too. ;)"
>>33750That should be like real life and cause an int penalty
>>33755The Entertron heals all status conditions to my knowledge, including ability drain.
>>33756So? Should still cause a drain
>>33754"Why are you winking? What arent you telling me?"
>>33755Talking to anyone irl gives me a int penalty, I don't need that in game too
>>33757Idk. Don't most potions with that kind of drastic effect also have a saving throw though?
Anyway, if it does, they can always get healed.
>>33758"usually it increases sex drive. :)"
>>33762Actually, that's not accurate. Torc is a chad.
>>33761"then don't give her any if you don't want to get dick sucked."
>>33763>went too play 37 year old cave NEET virgin>end up playing a chadFuck, if only that could happen irl
>>33765Learn magick. Bitches love magick.
[1d20 = 11]>>33752"What,... don't,... oooooh." gives dead-arm punch.
>>33762>mfw there's an aspergers mod for DND >>33765I don't think this Game went as anyone planned it to.
>>33764Torc gains a expresion of happy remembernce, then shakes his head.
"No not again...
At least not yet..."
>>33766Kek
>>33767Is this your card?
>pulls out v-card >>33770She warned him alcohol was degenerate...
>>33768Ikr. You'd think it'd go without saying...
>>33771Hey, Troll drank it not him
>>33770"me know a field where this stuff grows like "weeds"
>>33768"dont act like you don't love it. haha"
>>33769Yep. Like how the fuck am I Tracy's baby daddy? I still need to get out of that engagement as well
>>33774"I'm not gonna fucking smoke the devil's lettuce ye cunt."
>>33775Just marry the hoers
>>33777Trips confirm
Torc will start decorating the venue
>>33776">implying our lord Hitler didn't make this."
>>33778How long does it normally take to plan a wedding?