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Banquet Nuts
Anonymous
6Xr1d
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No.25605
25607 25893 25976
And the Game must?! go on!
Tonight we find the party split. Trump, Tracy, and Taylor find themselves in a grand banquet hall with a gradually increasing number of stiff-backed military personnel, along with a variety of less-but-still disciplined civilians. The whole place reeks of rigidity and efficiency. All boots are shiny, all suits and uniforms are crisp and clean.
Meanwhile, Torcuil - who didn't die - prepares to venture forth with Infernius and Thez who just last night got engaged, no homo to wreck shop on an entire city of commies. "Isn't wanton killing evil" you might ask, to which I say "Not when its commies".

So then, let us begin,... again.
1080 replies and 95 files omitted.
Anonymous
xYw1j
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No.25658
25659
>>25653
*i point it out on the map*
"which me faggot dont have handy"
Anonymous
6Xr1d
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No.25659
25672
numap.png
>>25658

Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
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No.25660
25662
>>25657
What do the guys in the room look like?
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
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No.25661
25662 25663
Also, did the squirrel ever show up again?
Anonymous
6Xr1d
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No.25662
25664
>>25660
Its all strength, determination, and form. Its an almost entirely military civilization, and all present are either military or elected by. Everyone's armed (though not aggressively so), and aside from glances (especially toward Tracy, who is the only Poner - let alone non-human - in the room) everyone is operating quite dignified and decorously.
>>25661
Not yet
Tay
PUWYA
?
No.25663
25665
>>25661
This. I need to talk to him. About his weapon.
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
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No.25664
25665
>>25662
Is this place based off of Sparta?
Anonymous
6Xr1d
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No.25665
25668 25669
>>25664
Loosely
>>25663
Uhm, by that you mean,....
Anonymous
Dr9PD
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No.25667
Praise Epona
Tay
PUWYA
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No.25668
25671
>>25665
>rocket luancher.
Anonymous
Dr9PD
?
No.25669
>>25665
Probably that RPG.
Anonymous
Gr6zN
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No.25670
25672
"You guys go ahead, I'll catch up."
Anonymous
6Xr1d
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No.25671
25673
>>25668
HA! You'll have a better chance at getting at his nuts! (double-entendre intended)
Anonymous
xYw1j
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No.25672
>>25659
>>25670
"we can wait it most likely be a tough fight, me want best friend(thats not thez) with me."
Tay
PUWYA
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No.25673
25674 25675
>>25671
Ill just be asking about how it functions and why a talking squirrel has one.
Anonymous
Dr9PD
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No.25674
>>25673
I too would like to know about both.
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25675
>>25673
Good luck with that. I won't rule against it, but I will say "HIGHLY improbable"
Anonymous
6Xr1d
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No.25676
25677 25692
As far as the Banquet is concerned, I'll leave it here until Trump returns. Sorry, but his contribution is the the next piece of the interaction.

Renquist appears to a scattering of applause, which he smiles and waves to, while venturing toward his seat. At the same time a "Huuuah!" can be heard from without, and a set of doors on one side of the hall burst open. Immediately inward stream scores of individuals (soldiers, the lot) who quickly and precisely assume seats. Renquist stands to address the proceedings. Men, please welcome the finest among us. He needs no introduction. The foremost of all Spartans," "Huuah!" "Baz, whom we serve beside." The crowd erupts in perfectly synchronized applause. It's like a perfectly-timed drumroll.

A door largely obstructed from sight opens and closes. Eyes follow what cannot be seen, and before long, the Bazookah Squirrel (still carrying his bazookah) hops up onto the table.
"Spartans. I am pleased to declare today a holiday." Cheers, flown hats, and excitement erupt from the soldiers and citizens present. The celebration continues for a moment, until Baz raises his wee hand, causing silence to descend like a wave. "Today marks a day which was once thought a distant dream. Many may have noticed an increased incursion of native and insidious groups, infringing on our lands." rumbles of agreement. "Many have noticed too that our resources are increasingly tight, brought on by those incursions and a variety of other issues that we have yet to determine. Gentlemen, I present to you this man, and those who venture with him. They have come to our gates with gifts the likes of which I have never dreamed." Murmuring increases until by his wee hand they quiet. "What is a Spartan's purpose!" "Sparintenar!" comes the reply.
"And what is the greatest threat to Sparintenar!"
"The emperor!"
He pauses, and looks around, then at Trump. Nodding before continuing he directs at Trump (all this in that squeaky voice) "Please, let us dispense with propriety. Trump, if you please," he says, taking a seat.
Anonymous
Dr9PD
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No.25677
25678 25680
>>25676
What did they serve us?
If these assholes ever try to steal our GET, it's total war.
Anonymous
xYw1j
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No.25678
25679 25680
>>25677
which site are they from?
Anonymous
Dr9PD
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No.25679
>>25678
NOT Sportschan, hopefully.
Anonymous
6Xr1d
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No.25680
25681 25682
>>25677
The food hasn't been served yet
>>25678
This is the Sparintenar banquet
Anonymous
Dr9PD
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No.25681
>>25680
[hungry hoers noises]
Anonymous
xYw1j
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No.25682
25683
>>25680
"hey thez any of that turkey left?"

Anonymous
6Xr1d
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No.25683
25684
>>25682
"What? Oh, yeah. Its in the mess area."
>muttering about demons intensifies
Anonymous
xYw1j
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No.25684
25685 25687
>>25683
"what me to bring you a plate?"
Anonymous
6Xr1d
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No.25685
25686 25687
>>25684
She looks at him, then forward, then back at him. "No. Yes. Maybe,... yes." she seems unsure, but she said yes twice.
Anonymous
xYw1j
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No.25686
>>25685
i go to the mess area and fix 2 plates then come back."
Anonymous
Gr6zN
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No.25687
25688
>>25685
>>25684
Torc mumbles something about "fucking lovebirds"
GM did Torc detect the ranger?
Anonymous
6Xr1d
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No.25688
25689
>>25687
Nothing in particular, just a sense of proximity.
T> Banana?
Anonymous
Gr6zN
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No.25689
25690
>>25688
"Thanks Troll."
Torc takes the banana being offered
"Question. Do you notice anyone who shouldn't be here? I feel... watched"
Anonymous
6Xr1d
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No.25690
25691
>>25689
Tr> "I haven't detected anyone out of the ordinary,... not that ordinary is 'ordinary' around here, why do you ask?"
Anonymous
Gr6zN
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No.25691
25693
>>25690
"No reason, I guess it must be an after effect of the coma."
dFUBu
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No.25692
25697 25699 25702
>>25676
Trumpaladin looks out to the crowded groups with a smile

"Everyone. Ladies and gentleman of Sparintenar. The Emperor, Kefka, is dead."

He now produces the head of kefka from the bag and displays it for allot see, giving a moment of silence for the effect to sink in

"For years, he and his tarasque ruled the lands with mercilessness and sadism, exacting a painful tribute and destroying those who did not or could not pay, while killing at random. Or so he ruled, until he tried to attack Port Barry, which could not make a tribute payment after spending its reserves to rebuild from a demonic incursion. With the power of Football, my party and I killed him, and his tarasque too, in our Football stadium. His reign of tyranny is at an end."

Puts back down the head.

To be continued, but reactions first and I need to actually arrive at home
\r
Anonymous
6Xr1d
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No.25693
>>25691
"Very well, let me know if you have any further questions."
Anonymous
Dr9PD
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No.25694
25695
Torc's dagger turns int a claymore, right? What enchantment is that? I want to make something similar.
Anonymous
Gr6zN
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No.25695
25696
>>25694
Yeah, it does. What are you planning?
Anonymous
Dr9PD
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No.25696
25698
>>25695
Exactly what it sounds like: a small tool that turns into a larger one on command.
Tay
PUWYA
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No.25697
25702
>>25692
[Faints again]
Anonymous
Gr6zN
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No.25698
25700
>>25696
That sass earned you a coupon
"1 free enchantments from Torcuil for $420.69"
Anonymous
Dr9PD
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No.25699
>>25692
Let me show them the head next time...
Anonymous
Dr9PD
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No.25700
25701
Spoilered
>>25698
Thanks.
Can I has Recreational Nuke? I'll give you three bitcoinz.
Anonymous
Gr6zN
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No.25701
25703 25704
>>25700
3.02 and then we'll talk
In the meantime, what kind of tool?
Anonymous
6Xr1d
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No.25702
25710 25711 25712 25716 25718 25730
>>25692
That was perfect.
Murmurs spread throughout the crowd, soldier and civilian alike speak in whispered and audible tones amongst one another. Smatterings of discussion and strategy, and what-not immediately spring up until, a squeaky voice (somehow) cuts through the increasing din.
"Behold. We do welcome Trump, Tracy and Taylor into our banquet hall. Some have heard, and for others this is a new revelation. I bid you leave, please eat all you can stomach. Today is a day we have planned for, but could never have seen realized. Today is the day that the shackles of Sparintenar come OFF!" A huge and deafening cheer raises from the soldiers and others assembled. Many scramble to their feet, eager to take in the literal food as well as to satisfy the sudden hunger that they felt. Renquist wanders over to Trump (both deliberately delaying him and party and showing unveiled appreciation. "Sir, you have come unto Sparintenar with a blessing. We've been planning to assault the emperor for years and yet you've accomplished our designs right under our noses. I think, we may have alot to learn from you and yours."
A variety of individual cheers and jubilation bubble up from various pockets and patches of the assembled group, and everyone is in high spirits. Baz sits quietly at his seat, while all the soldiers, staff members, and assembled Spartans - military and non - take their fill of the ample (but not limitless) banquet that has been assembled, mess-hall style for ease and efficiency. As all the soldiers and lower-ranks resume their seats, the officers then likewise stand, and progress toward the food. At this time, staff otherwise unoccupied shuffle up to Trump and co (not that it's Trump and Co, but he's obviously the most iconic of the group) and indicate that it is their turn and place to serve themselves.
>>25697
"Ma'am are you okay? Are you okay!",....

Anonymous
Dr9PD
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No.25703
>>25701
I haven't decided yet (I hace a few planned, but I don't want to spoil). I'll probably need to make it first, which'll take weeks..
Anonymous
xYw1j
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No.25704
25706
>>25701
could you make me a cock ring that does that?
Anonymous
Gr6zN
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No.25706
25708 25718
>>25704
"Sorry, I don't do sex toys"
Anonymous
xYw1j
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No.25707
>>25705
how?
Anonymous
xYw1j
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No.25708
25709 25718
>>25706
damn.
Anonymous
Dr9PD
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No.25709
25712 25714
>>25708
Did you read the idea about the brass prosthetic? >>25372 →