And the Game must?! go on!
Tonight we find the party split. Trump, Tracy, and Taylor find themselves in a grand banquet hall with a gradually increasing number of stiff-backed military personnel, along with a variety of less-but-still disciplined civilians. The whole place reeks of rigidity and efficiency. All boots are shiny, all suits and uniforms are crisp and clean.
Meanwhile, Torcuil - who didn't die - prepares to venture forth with Infernius and Thez who just last night got engaged, no homo to wreck shop on an entire city of commies. "Isn't wanton killing evil" you might ask, to which I say "Not when its commies".
So then, let us begin,... again.
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>>26883just keep asking for help and keep crafting. Even if an item seems useless we could trade it to the Sparintenars. Tracy has an insanely long gestation period, so I think these can be finishedTrumpaladin now grabs the soft blue fur of the insane stabby pony, and wraps his body around her, probably after first grabbing her off of the eggs and holding her like a giant pillow. He hugs her intensely
>>26886>>26885*removes armor plating to better feel soft flooffy pony*
*cuddles soft flooffy pony*
*humps soft flooffy pony, at first dry but then removes pants so he can feel the full richness of his new pony waifu*
*cums inside floods pony while cuddling soft fur*
If it isn't gold or silver it should have been set aside from the initial treasure horde. That should all still exist somewhere. I don't think Lenos would care if the cores were used either >>26887Good steel seems somehow more valuable in this universe because reasons, from what I've gathered; But I guess she could get to work on the Mace and the Helm. I'm going to ask Infernius and Taylor to help cast on the hilt of the great-sword, because I don't want to wait.
I really don't know what the best materials for making items are though.
>>26886>she's no American flag, but she's closeHe gives her a look
"Do you want to test out your new knife on that Arab guy sometime soon?"
>>26890"He's still dead, and I don't want to let him slip away by opening the cast before Thez gets back.. He didn't respond to pain anyway.."
*produces mummified elf hand*
"I made another Mage's Mand though."
>>26892At the sight of the hand, Trumpaladin's disposition changes. He's mostly over the disgust and revulsion, sure, but it's enough to knock him out of his floof induced trance and back into reality. He starts putting back on clothing and armor.
"I uh... Thought Thez had already revived him, so we could begin to starve and thirst him.
I had always thought that when you stabbed, you did it for your own sake, and not for the pain or pleasure of the person stabbed... I guess I'm really just getting to know you..."
He seems a bit awkward now
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>>26893"I thought it'd make a nice gift for that ninja, whenever he gets back..."
>Doesn't really want to explain stabbing philosophy, because she knows he won't understand anyway. >>26898How am I supposed to know why she stabs things?"Well, if you insist..."
*beams it into his head in seconds*
>It's a whole bunch of jumbled pony thoughts unknown to hoo-mans that would take decades to decipher, but feels frightening like there's still more to be revealed somehow>Empathetic link doesn't necessarily translate the medium of thoughtslink unrelated
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZwwaODl5do >>26900Short answer is because she wants to.
>>26899>>26895"Alright, Tracy"
Trumpaladin leaves the room
>>26901Well sure, but that doesn't explain why she cares if stabbing the stabbing is ineffective at harming the elf
>>26902It's hardly stabbing if he doesn't respond: may as well be stabbing wax. It's still fun though.
The real reason is because I don't want to fuck-up and create the conditions for him to escape.
>>26902"Have a nice day, ~Flashy."
*gets back on egg-bed*
>>26906i saved alot of hopps memes when i was on /b/ and i never get a chance to use them. and i was bored.
>>26855I do
>>26856You could just take the awesomer one that Trump never uses,....
>>26871>marriage licenseWut the fuck
Fug it, gimme a sec and I'll bake nu and then finish the responses
>>26910hes been through some dark shit man, but it will be his last act as (CG) probably.
>>26911well obviously it wont they will most likely greet him as a hero, i dont really know i havent given it much thought.
>his core desire is to have a family since he never had that in his previous life. but post break(CE) infernuis's desire would probably be destroying the multi-verse.