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Banquet Nuts
Anonymous
6Xr1d
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No.25605
25607 25893 25976
And the Game must?! go on!
Tonight we find the party split. Trump, Tracy, and Taylor find themselves in a grand banquet hall with a gradually increasing number of stiff-backed military personnel, along with a variety of less-but-still disciplined civilians. The whole place reeks of rigidity and efficiency. All boots are shiny, all suits and uniforms are crisp and clean.
Meanwhile, Torcuil - who didn't die - prepares to venture forth with Infernius and Thez who just last night got engaged, no homo to wreck shop on an entire city of commies. "Isn't wanton killing evil" you might ask, to which I say "Not when its commies".

So then, let us begin,... again.
1080 replies and 92 files omitted.
Anonymous
Gr6zN
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No.26861
26862 26865
>>26853
I will not stop talking to you, I don't hate you. I just don't like how you act like the leader of the party.
>talking continues
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
qd7aj
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No.26862
>>26861
You're free to do what you want, and you do. I don't care. Stay in a cave or kidnap our Norwegian player's character or whatever. Just stop intervening in Trumpaladin-Tracy affairs when you don't actually know most of what is going on
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
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No.26865
26866 26870
>>26861
So, I'm confused, where are all the characters now?
As far as I understand:
>Tracy is in the stables, heating her eggs and grinding her handicrafts skills
>Infernius is still angry and sad about getting cucked and is fuming as he walks in the general direction of the capital
>Trump went after him to try to talk to him
>Thez is lurking somewhere behind those two
>Torc, idk atm (he teleports a lot)
>Queen Taylor is being adored by hordes of entertainment-starved Spartans
>Norfilly is helping herself to candy
>Sad Alex is a statue in the tower
>Lenos is still in the forge like he usually is, and hopefully won't come out until we find that stolen metal
*places bundle of weed in the forge*
Anonymous
3xDgX
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No.26866
26867 26869
>>26865
Trumpaladin figured Inferius couldn't be talked down, so he told him to send a pigeon reporting his findings back to the tower, and then returned

*confiscates illicit substance, and considers arresting pony*
"Naughty naughty"
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
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No.26867
26871
>>26866
"I don't use it, I thought it'd keep him happy."
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26868
*is sitting on eggs again*
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
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No.26869
26871
>>26866
So, he's in the tower?
Anonymous
Gr6zN
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No.26870
>>26865
Torc has retired to his cave, wondering if being the fifth wheel is pushing it
Anonymous
3xDgX
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No.26871
26872 26873 26912
>>26869
For the moment yes. He'll need to go into town to apply for a marriage license, and then probably find a way to set up magic goods export to Sparintenar, then he'll want to investigate durpistan before perhaps going to the court city himself. He'll also want to talk to Slovenia. If you want him to cast spells, want a potion or whatever, ask now
>>26867
"Possession with intent to distribute is worse, little pony"
Link
>"If it keeps him from burning the tower down give him the whole crop of Mexico"
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
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No.26872
26874
>>26871
>apply for a marriage license
Does Port Barry have an office for those?
>Spells
Okay then:
>Eagle's Splendor on the Cloak
>Bulls Strength on the Belt
>Cure Light Wounds on the Dagger
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
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No.26873
26875
>>26871
"Also, if you could pick up a Rage Potion or two, that would be appreciated"
Anonymous
3xDgX
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No.26874
26876 26878
>>26872
Well, usually you can apply with a clerk at the county courthouse. If Port Barry doesn't have a Courthouse, he's going to force one to be constructed.

I don't know about Tracy, but for Trumpaladin only an actual legal contract makes a marriage.

>Casts Bull's Strength on Belt
>Casts Eagle's Splendor on the Cloak
"Any idea if this charm potion can dye anything? I still have your acid resistance potion as well."
>casts Cure Light Wounds on the dagger
"I'm not sure why you'd want a dagger to cure wounds, but sure"
Anonymous
3xDgX
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No.26875
>>26873
"Sure, I'll look for that"
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
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No.26876
26877
>>26874
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Merciful
"I'm not good at very much other than stabbing, but sometimes it's inconvenient when targets bite the dust."
Anonymous
3xDgX
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No.26877
26879
>>26876
"That's... Actually pretty prudent. Good thinking Tracy"
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
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No.26878
26880
>>26874
>this charm potion can dye
"Did you consider just using paint? What do you need recolored?"
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
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No.26879
26881
>>26877
>It's finished, because a dagger doesn't take that long to make
*sinister grin*
"It also means I won't have to hold back."
*slips dagger into bag*
Anonymous
3xDgX
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No.26880
>>26878
"I just have it is all. I figured that if it were useful on magical crafting, you'd know how to use it, so I thought I'd offer it to you. Otherwise I'll just use it eventually on some unsuspecting government official, prisoner, or carpenter whom I'm afraid could resist and discover if l cast it on them myself"
Anonymous
3xDgX
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No.26881
26882 26883
>>26879
"Sort of like how I don't have to hold back after your pregnancy"
Grins, and ruffles the fur of the pony on her head

can you enchant existing items with these spells?
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
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No.26882
26883
>>26881
If it's non-magical, sure. It takes a while though, depending on the cost. GM recently determined that magical ones could be too, but it'll take a long-ass time.
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
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No.26883
26884
Spoilered
>>26881
>>26882
The hardest part, aside from the waiting, is also securing the spells to do it. Tracy will be ready to deliver by the time she could finish crafting some of these...
Anonymous
3xDgX
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No.26884
26885 26886
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>>26883
just keep asking for help and keep crafting. Even if an item seems useless we could trade it to the Sparintenars. Tracy has an insanely long gestation period, so I think these can be finished

Trumpaladin now grabs the soft blue fur of the insane stabby pony, and wraps his body around her, probably after first grabbing her off of the eggs and holding her like a giant pillow. He hugs her intensely
Anonymous
Dr9PD
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No.26885
26887
>>26884
>turned floofy because of all the humidity
"..U-unf!"
Anonymous
Dr9PD
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No.26886
26887 26890
>>26884
We gotta get back that metal first though. I do want to finish this Helm, Mace and Greatsword.
Anonymous
3xDgX
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No.26887
26889
image.png
>>26886
>>26885
*removes armor plating to better feel soft flooffy pony*
*cuddles soft flooffy pony*
*humps soft flooffy pony, at first dry but then removes pants so he can feel the full richness of his new pony waifu*
*cums inside floods pony while cuddling soft fur*

If it isn't gold or silver it should have been set aside from the initial treasure horde. That should all still exist somewhere. I don't think Lenos would care if the cores were used either
Anonymous
Dr9PD
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No.26889
>>26887
Good steel seems somehow more valuable in this universe because reasons, from what I've gathered; But I guess she could get to work on the Mace and the Helm. I'm going to ask Infernius and Taylor to help cast on the hilt of the great-sword, because I don't want to wait.
I really don't know what the best materials for making items are though.
Anonymous
3xDgX
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No.26890
26892
image.jpeg
>>26886
>she's no American flag, but she's close
He gives her a look
"Do you want to test out your new knife on that Arab guy sometime soon?"
Anonymous
Dr9PD
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No.26892
26893
>>26890
"He's still dead, and I don't want to let him slip away by opening the cast before Thez gets back.. He didn't respond to pain anyway.."
*produces mummified elf hand*
"I made another Mage's Mand though."
3xDgX
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No.26893
26895
>>26892
At the sight of the hand, Trumpaladin's disposition changes. He's mostly over the disgust and revulsion, sure, but it's enough to knock him out of his floof induced trance and back into reality. He starts putting back on clothing and armor.

"I uh... Thought Thez had already revived him, so we could begin to starve and thirst him.

I had always thought that when you stabbed, you did it for your own sake, and not for the pain or pleasure of the person stabbed... I guess I'm really just getting to know you..."

He seems a bit awkward now
\r
Anonymous
xYw1j
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No.26894
26896
*continues walking.*
Anonymous
Dr9PD
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No.26895
26898 26902
>>26893
"I thought it'd make a nice gift for that ninja, whenever he gets back..."
>Doesn't really want to explain stabbing philosophy, because she knows he won't understand anyway.
Anonymous
Dr9PD
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No.26896
26897
>>26894
Bring back moar weed to keep Lenos pacified
Anonymous
xYw1j
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No.26897
>>26896
im not headed toward the grove
Anonymous
3xDgX
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No.26898
26899
>>26895
>"You don't want to tell me about yourself, Tracy? But I want to know you... Why do you hide from me?"
*sad paladin noises*
Anonymous
Dr9PD
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No.26899
26900 26902
>>26898
How am I supposed to know why she stabs things?
"Well, if you insist..."
*beams it into his head in seconds*
>It's a whole bunch of jumbled pony thoughts unknown to hoo-mans that would take decades to decipher, but feels frightening like there's still more to be revealed somehow
>Empathetic link doesn't necessarily translate the medium of thoughts
link unrelated
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZwwaODl5do
Anonymous
3xDgX
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No.26900
26901
>>26899
>"........"
you gotta flesh this out eventually
Anonymous
Dr9PD
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No.26901
26902
>>26900
Short answer is because she wants to.

Anonymous
3xDgX
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No.26902
26903 26904
>>26899
>>26895
"Alright, Tracy"
Trumpaladin leaves the room

>>26901
Well sure, but that doesn't explain why she cares if stabbing the stabbing is ineffective at harming the elf
Anonymous
Dr9PD
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No.26903
>>26902
It's hardly stabbing if he doesn't respond: may as well be stabbing wax. It's still fun though.
The real reason is because I don't want to fuck-up and create the conditions for him to escape.
Anonymous
Dr9PD
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No.26904
26905
>>26902
"Have a nice day, ~Flashy."
*gets back on egg-bed*
Anonymous
xYw1j
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No.26905
26906
1460363940166.png
>>26904

Anonymous
Dr9PD
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No.26906
26907
>>26905
... explain?
Anonymous
xYw1j
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No.26907
26908
>>26906
i saved alot of hopps memes when i was on /b/ and i never get a chance to use them. and i was bored.
Anonymous
Dr9PD
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No.26908
26909
>>26907
What are you planning next for your character?
Anonymous
xYw1j
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No.26909
26910 26911
>>26908
he wants to get captured by whats left of the court city government so he can confess to helping kill kefka so they will hang him.
Anonymous
3xDgX
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No.26910
26913
>>26909
That's pretty dark man
Anonymous
Dr9PD
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No.26911
26913
>>26909
What are you (meta) trying to do with him though? That obviously won't succeed.
Anonymous
6Xr1d
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No.26912
>>26855
I do
>>26856
You could just take the awesomer one that Trump never uses,....
>>26871
>marriage license
Wut the fuck

Fug it, gimme a sec and I'll bake nu and then finish the responses

Anonymous
xYw1j
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No.26913
>>26910
hes been through some dark shit man, but it will be his last act as (CG) probably.
>>26911
well obviously it wont they will most likely greet him as a hero, i dont really know i havent given it much thought.
>his core desire is to have a family since he never had that in his previous life. but post break(CE) infernuis's desire would probably be destroying the multi-verse.

Anonymous
6Xr1d
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No.26915
https://mlpol.net/vx/res/26914.html
Blam