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Banquet Nuts
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25605
25607 25893 25976
And the Game must?! go on!
Tonight we find the party split. Trump, Tracy, and Taylor find themselves in a grand banquet hall with a gradually increasing number of stiff-backed military personnel, along with a variety of less-but-still disciplined civilians. The whole place reeks of rigidity and efficiency. All boots are shiny, all suits and uniforms are crisp and clean.
Meanwhile, Torcuil - who didn't die - prepares to venture forth with Infernius and Thez who just last night got engaged, no homo to wreck shop on an entire city of commies. "Isn't wanton killing evil" you might ask, to which I say "Not when its commies".

So then, let us begin,... again.
1030 replies and 89 files omitted.
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26811
26812
>>26809
>>26810
"me last act as good goy is turning meself into the court city government so they can dispose of me."
Trumpaladin
!Rr3sC4nvZI
zE2yh
?
No.26812
26813
>>26811
"Awww... But we all love you. We'd miss you...

You're my brother"
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26813
26814 26816
>>26812
"who cares."
Trumpaladin
!Rr3sC4nvZI
zE2yh
?
No.26814
26815
741.png
>>26813
"I care..."
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26815
>>26814
"oh..'
*continues walking.*
"you wasting breath."
Trumpaladin
!Rr3sC4nvZI
zE2yh
?
No.26816
26817 26832
>>26813
"You know she did that to punish me. To humiliate me. To deprive me of power and control, which she knows I always feel I need, when she thought I was abusing mine..."
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26817
26818
>>26816
"i dont even know if child is mine."
Trumpaladin
!Rr3sC4nvZI
zE2yh
?
No.26818
26819
>>26817
"It's probably yours. But even if it weren't you know damn well you'd be a great father, and a great husband, to a great mother..."

*said with genuine sadness*
"You'll be the best father he could have..."
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26819
26820
>>26818
"heh, raiseing another mans child? its like you're intentionally trying to cuck me."
Trumpaladin
!Rr3sC4nvZI
zE2yh
?
No.26820
26821
>>26819
"No... Just you'd make a good father and husband is all. Better than I will"
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26821
26822 26832
>>26820
"it want matter anyway thez said she didnt want it."
Trumpaladin
!Rr3sC4nvZI
zE2yh
?
No.26822
26823
>>26821
*shock*
"... What"
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26823
26824 26825 26832
>>26822
"yea."
*infernuis sounds genuinely sad*
Trumpaladin
!Rr3sC4nvZI
zE2yh
?
No.26824
26825 26826
>>26823
"That's... uh, uh, why doesn't she want it?"
Trumpaladin
!Rr3sC4nvZI
zE2yh
?
No.26825
>>26823
>>26824
"Is she afraid it will be infected with the demonic plague?

... I still fear for my own child from that"
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26826
26827
>>26824
"i dont know. and i wont be alive along enough to find out."
Trumpaladin
!Rr3sC4nvZI
zE2yh
?
No.26827
26828
>>26826
*comes in closer. closer. much closer. Hugs.*

Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26828
26829
>>26827
"why are you doing that?"
Trumpaladin
!Rr3sC4nvZI
zE2yh
?
No.26829
26830
>>26828
"Because I know you need it. I love you"
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26830
26831
>>26829
"i dont need anything anymore."
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26831
>>26830
*continues walking.*
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.26832
26833 26850
>>26780
This desu
>>26796
Good luck, it will take days by foot, and you'll need to rest periodically. No, you can't claim supra-endurance and keep going either.
>>26816
That wasn't it, but after review she did bind his hands and lock the door, it was definitely forced.
>>26821
>>26823
She never said that, I said that. Metafuckers,....

Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26833
26834
>>26832
>She's not leaving, she's standing there silently, her mouth agape and a stunned expression.
>"That's absurd, I'd have to be… non… infernal… for,…." her voice trails off, as she suddenly realizes,… things.
>Thez glares daggers at Infernius "I had better not be,…."

>implying infernuis couldn't deduce she doesn't want it
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.26834
26835
>>26833
Alright, fair point on intuition.
Did you ever stop or think to ask why?
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26835
>>26834
hes to hurt to ask about anything insightful like that.
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.26836
26837
Better question: what exactly does Infernius know about Thez, outside what I've mentioned (which was also all meta)?
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26837
26838
>>26836
her name, what happend between her and her family, what the golden bitch put her through, shes been in the game along time.
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.26838
26839 26840
>>26837
>family
>bitch
Footnotes at best. I haven't even begun to tell her full backstory.
I'll also point out that there's a reason the last word of the declaration of espousal is 'woe'.
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26839
>>26838
okay previous family.
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26840
26841
>>26838
and i think she mentioned being royalty, but that was like 7-8 threads ago so my memory is hazy.
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.26841
26842
>>26840
My point is that he still doesn't know the first thing about her, and yet upon seeing the slightest glimpse he's already ready to an hero. Is that how relationships work in his mind?
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26842
26843
>>26841
>yet upon seeing the slightest glimpse he's already ready to an hero.
he feels like he was made a cuck. that combined with the fact that his wife dosent want his child and the fact trump probbaly came inside her so he cant be sure if it even his is driving him insane with grief, anger, hopelessness, etc.
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26843
26844
>>26842
in fact the dude is pretty close to a mind crack.
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.26844
26845 26846
>>26843
Soooo,... he's not there yet then?
One last question (yes, I know, this is all meta): what does he want?
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26845
26847
>>26844
his core desire is to have a family since he never had that in his previous life. but post break(CE) infernuis's desire would probably be destroying the multi-verse.
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26846
26847 26852
>>26844
hes very close to breaking irreparably.
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.26847
26848
>>26846
So? Thez is broken irreparably, its no biggie.
>>26845
Well, I won't deny that she's against the idea of having a child, but you assume that she has any say in the matter. I never mentioned where she was keeping the stone hidden. Spoiler, its not her regen stone anymore. SHHHHHH
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26848
26849
>>26847
i gotta sleep dude, ill probably be on around 3pm central.
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.26849
>>26848
No worries, I'm off to meat-space. Just know (and I don't say this aggressively) this isn't over, for him or for her.
Trumpaladin
!Rr3sC4nvZI
zE2yh
?
No.26850
26851
>>26832
Well fuck you too
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.26851
26853
>>26791
Thats a completely different situation.
You know damn well I didn't mean Tay.
Uh, yes you did when you revealed Trump fugged Thez

>>26850
Morning
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26852
disappoint.jpg
>>26846
If I could find a way to fix this situation in character, so can you.
3xDgX
?
No.26853
26854 26861
image.png
>>26851
Okay, so you don't like me. I get it. Everyone gets it. We all know this. Now stop talking to me. Our characters never interact in story anyways.

Leave me alone. There's no need for you to constantly keep trying to fight me now that your point is across
\r
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26854
>>26853
I remember recoloring that pic for the first time, from an Octavia pic. I'm glad someone competent decided to do it right.
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26855
26856 26912
Does anyone know how Will saves work on non-magical objects? I'm thinking in the context of Evocation spells that target them, like Shatter:
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Shatter
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26856
26857 26912
>>26855
>Would just try to blow up random objects, but can only use it once per day and must protect eggz
Tracy gets to work on a Shatter scroll (will want to craft a Shatterspike later, will need four castings)
Trumpaladin
!Rr3sC4nvZI
zE2yh
?
No.26857
26858
>>26856
It's not like she has a wedding to plan or anything
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26858
26859
>>26857
>implying the stables isn't littered with wedding catalog magazines
She's been planning/dreaming since day one, but official decisions take two.
Trumpaladin
!Rr3sC4nvZI
zE2yh
?
No.26859
>>26858
I have some ideas...

I believe it is Saturday in game, which means the next day, Sunday, will have a Football game...
Dr9PD
?
No.26860
[1d100 = 32]
Rolling to hatch eggs.
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.26861
26862 26865
>>26853
I will not stop talking to you, I don't hate you. I just don't like how you act like the leader of the party.
>talking continues
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
qd7aj
?
No.26862
>>26861
You're free to do what you want, and you do. I don't care. Stay in a cave or kidnap our Norwegian player's character or whatever. Just stop intervening in Trumpaladin-Tracy affairs when you don't actually know most of what is going on
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26865
26866 26870
>>26861
So, I'm confused, where are all the characters now?
As far as I understand:
>Tracy is in the stables, heating her eggs and grinding her handicrafts skills
>Infernius is still angry and sad about getting cucked and is fuming as he walks in the general direction of the capital
>Trump went after him to try to talk to him
>Thez is lurking somewhere behind those two
>Torc, idk atm (he teleports a lot)
>Queen Taylor is being adored by hordes of entertainment-starved Spartans
>Norfilly is helping herself to candy
>Sad Alex is a statue in the tower
>Lenos is still in the forge like he usually is, and hopefully won't come out until we find that stolen metal
*places bundle of weed in the forge*
Anonymous
3xDgX
?
No.26866
26867 26869
>>26865
Trumpaladin figured Inferius couldn't be talked down, so he told him to send a pigeon reporting his findings back to the tower, and then returned

*confiscates illicit substance, and considers arresting pony*
"Naughty naughty"
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26867
26871
>>26866
"I don't use it, I thought it'd keep him happy."
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26868
*is sitting on eggs again*
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26869
26871
>>26866
So, he's in the tower?
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.26870
>>26865
Torc has retired to his cave, wondering if being the fifth wheel is pushing it
Anonymous
3xDgX
?
No.26871
26872 26873 26912
>>26869
For the moment yes. He'll need to go into town to apply for a marriage license, and then probably find a way to set up magic goods export to Sparintenar, then he'll want to investigate durpistan before perhaps going to the court city himself. He'll also want to talk to Slovenia. If you want him to cast spells, want a potion or whatever, ask now
>>26867
"Possession with intent to distribute is worse, little pony"
Link
>"If it keeps him from burning the tower down give him the whole crop of Mexico"
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26872
26874
>>26871
>apply for a marriage license
Does Port Barry have an office for those?
>Spells
Okay then:
>Eagle's Splendor on the Cloak
>Bulls Strength on the Belt
>Cure Light Wounds on the Dagger
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26873
26875
>>26871
"Also, if you could pick up a Rage Potion or two, that would be appreciated"
Anonymous
3xDgX
?
No.26874
26876 26878
>>26872
Well, usually you can apply with a clerk at the county courthouse. If Port Barry doesn't have a Courthouse, he's going to force one to be constructed.

I don't know about Tracy, but for Trumpaladin only an actual legal contract makes a marriage.

>Casts Bull's Strength on Belt
>Casts Eagle's Splendor on the Cloak
"Any idea if this charm potion can dye anything? I still have your acid resistance potion as well."
>casts Cure Light Wounds on the dagger
"I'm not sure why you'd want a dagger to cure wounds, but sure"
Anonymous
3xDgX
?
No.26875
>>26873
"Sure, I'll look for that"
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26876
26877
>>26874
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Merciful
"I'm not good at very much other than stabbing, but sometimes it's inconvenient when targets bite the dust."
Anonymous
3xDgX
?
No.26877
26879
>>26876
"That's... Actually pretty prudent. Good thinking Tracy"
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26878
26880
>>26874
>this charm potion can dye
"Did you consider just using paint? What do you need recolored?"
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26879
26881
>>26877
>It's finished, because a dagger doesn't take that long to make
*sinister grin*
"It also means I won't have to hold back."
*slips dagger into bag*
Anonymous
3xDgX
?
No.26880
>>26878
"I just have it is all. I figured that if it were useful on magical crafting, you'd know how to use it, so I thought I'd offer it to you. Otherwise I'll just use it eventually on some unsuspecting government official, prisoner, or carpenter whom I'm afraid could resist and discover if l cast it on them myself"
Anonymous
3xDgX
?
No.26881
26882 26883
>>26879
"Sort of like how I don't have to hold back after your pregnancy"
Grins, and ruffles the fur of the pony on her head

can you enchant existing items with these spells?
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26882
26883
>>26881
If it's non-magical, sure. It takes a while though, depending on the cost. GM recently determined that magical ones could be too, but it'll take a long-ass time.
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26883
26884
Spoilered
>>26881
>>26882
The hardest part, aside from the waiting, is also securing the spells to do it. Tracy will be ready to deliver by the time she could finish crafting some of these...
Anonymous
3xDgX
?
No.26884
26885 26886
image.gif
>>26883
just keep asking for help and keep crafting. Even if an item seems useless we could trade it to the Sparintenars. Tracy has an insanely long gestation period, so I think these can be finished

Trumpaladin now grabs the soft blue fur of the insane stabby pony, and wraps his body around her, probably after first grabbing her off of the eggs and holding her like a giant pillow. He hugs her intensely
Anonymous
Dr9PD
?
No.26885
26887
>>26884
>turned floofy because of all the humidity
"..U-unf!"
Anonymous
Dr9PD
?
No.26886
26887 26890
>>26884
We gotta get back that metal first though. I do want to finish this Helm, Mace and Greatsword.
Anonymous
3xDgX
?
No.26887
26889
image.png
>>26886
>>26885
*removes armor plating to better feel soft flooffy pony*
*cuddles soft flooffy pony*
*humps soft flooffy pony, at first dry but then removes pants so he can feel the full richness of his new pony waifu*
*cums inside floods pony while cuddling soft fur*

If it isn't gold or silver it should have been set aside from the initial treasure horde. That should all still exist somewhere. I don't think Lenos would care if the cores were used either
Anonymous
Dr9PD
?
No.26889
>>26887
Good steel seems somehow more valuable in this universe because reasons, from what I've gathered; But I guess she could get to work on the Mace and the Helm. I'm going to ask Infernius and Taylor to help cast on the hilt of the great-sword, because I don't want to wait.
I really don't know what the best materials for making items are though.
Anonymous
3xDgX
?
No.26890
26892
image.jpeg
>>26886
>she's no American flag, but she's close
He gives her a look
"Do you want to test out your new knife on that Arab guy sometime soon?"
Anonymous
Dr9PD
?
No.26892
26893
>>26890
"He's still dead, and I don't want to let him slip away by opening the cast before Thez gets back.. He didn't respond to pain anyway.."
*produces mummified elf hand*
"I made another Mage's Mand though."
3xDgX
?
No.26893
26895
>>26892
At the sight of the hand, Trumpaladin's disposition changes. He's mostly over the disgust and revulsion, sure, but it's enough to knock him out of his floof induced trance and back into reality. He starts putting back on clothing and armor.

"I uh... Thought Thez had already revived him, so we could begin to starve and thirst him.

I had always thought that when you stabbed, you did it for your own sake, and not for the pain or pleasure of the person stabbed... I guess I'm really just getting to know you..."

He seems a bit awkward now
\r
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26894
26896
*continues walking.*
Anonymous
Dr9PD
?
No.26895
26898 26902
>>26893
"I thought it'd make a nice gift for that ninja, whenever he gets back..."
>Doesn't really want to explain stabbing philosophy, because she knows he won't understand anyway.
Anonymous
Dr9PD
?
No.26896
26897
>>26894
Bring back moar weed to keep Lenos pacified
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26897
>>26896
im not headed toward the grove
Anonymous
3xDgX
?
No.26898
26899
>>26895
>"You don't want to tell me about yourself, Tracy? But I want to know you... Why do you hide from me?"
*sad paladin noises*
Anonymous
Dr9PD
?
No.26899
26900 26902
>>26898
How am I supposed to know why she stabs things?
"Well, if you insist..."
*beams it into his head in seconds*
>It's a whole bunch of jumbled pony thoughts unknown to hoo-mans that would take decades to decipher, but feels frightening like there's still more to be revealed somehow
>Empathetic link doesn't necessarily translate the medium of thoughts
link unrelated
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZwwaODl5do
Anonymous
3xDgX
?
No.26900
26901
>>26899
>"........"
you gotta flesh this out eventually
Anonymous
Dr9PD
?
No.26901
26902
>>26900
Short answer is because she wants to.

Anonymous
3xDgX
?
No.26902
26903 26904
>>26899
>>26895
"Alright, Tracy"
Trumpaladin leaves the room

>>26901
Well sure, but that doesn't explain why she cares if stabbing the stabbing is ineffective at harming the elf
Anonymous
Dr9PD
?
No.26903
>>26902
It's hardly stabbing if he doesn't respond: may as well be stabbing wax. It's still fun though.
The real reason is because I don't want to fuck-up and create the conditions for him to escape.
Anonymous
Dr9PD
?
No.26904
26905
>>26902
"Have a nice day, ~Flashy."
*gets back on egg-bed*
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26905
26906
1460363940166.png
>>26904

Anonymous
Dr9PD
?
No.26906
26907
>>26905
... explain?
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26907
26908
>>26906
i saved alot of hopps memes when i was on /b/ and i never get a chance to use them. and i was bored.
Anonymous
Dr9PD
?
No.26908
26909
>>26907
What are you planning next for your character?
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26909
26910 26911
>>26908
he wants to get captured by whats left of the court city government so he can confess to helping kill kefka so they will hang him.
Anonymous
3xDgX
?
No.26910
26913
>>26909
That's pretty dark man
Anonymous
Dr9PD
?
No.26911
26913
>>26909
What are you (meta) trying to do with him though? That obviously won't succeed.
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.26912
>>26855
I do
>>26856
You could just take the awesomer one that Trump never uses,....
>>26871
>marriage license
Wut the fuck

Fug it, gimme a sec and I'll bake nu and then finish the responses

Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26913
>>26910
hes been through some dark shit man, but it will be his last act as (CG) probably.
>>26911
well obviously it wont they will most likely greet him as a hero, i dont really know i havent given it much thought.
>his core desire is to have a family since he never had that in his previous life. but post break(CE) infernuis's desire would probably be destroying the multi-verse.

Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.26915
https://mlpol.net/vx/res/26914.html
Blam