And the Game must?! go on!
Tonight we find the party split. Trump, Tracy, and Taylor find themselves in a grand banquet hall with a gradually increasing number of stiff-backed military personnel, along with a variety of less-but-still disciplined civilians. The whole place reeks of rigidity and efficiency. All boots are shiny, all suits and uniforms are crisp and clean.
Meanwhile, Torcuil - who didn't die - prepares to venture forth with Infernius and Thez who just last night got engaged, no homo to wreck shop on an entire city of commies. "Isn't wanton killing evil" you might ask, to which I say "Not when its commies".
So then, let us begin,... again.
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"me last act as good goy is turning meself into the court city government so they can dispose of me."
"Awww... But we all love you. We'd miss you...
You're my brother"
"You know she did that to punish me. To humiliate me. To deprive me of power and control, which she knows I always feel I need, when she thought I was abusing mine..."
"i dont even know if child is mine."
"It's probably yours. But even if it weren't you know damn well you'd be a great father, and a great husband, to a great mother..."
*said with genuine sadness*
"You'll be the best father he could have..."
"heh, raiseing another mans child? its like you're intentionally trying to cuck me."
"No... Just you'd make a good father and husband is all. Better than I will"
"it want matter anyway thez said she didnt want it."
*infernuis sounds genuinely sad*
"That's... uh, uh, why doesn't she want it?"
"Is she afraid it will be infected with the demonic plague?
... I still fear for my own child from that"
"i dont know. and i wont be alive along enough to find out."
*comes in closer. closer. much closer. Hugs.*
"why are you doing that?"
"Because I know you need it. I love you"
"i dont need anything anymore."
Good luck, it will take days by foot, and you'll need to rest periodically. No, you can't claim supra-endurance and keep going either.>>26816
That wasn't it, but after review she did bind his hands and lock the door, it was definitely forced.>>26821>>26823
She never said that, I
said that. Metafuckers,....
Alright, fair point on intuition.
Did you ever stop or think to ask why
hes to hurt to ask about anything insightful like that.
Better question: what exactly does Infernius know about Thez, outside what I've mentioned (which was also all meta)?
her name, what happend between her and her family, what the golden bitch put her through, shes been in the game along time.
Footnotes at best. I haven't even begun to tell her full backstory.
I'll also point out that there's a reason the last word of the declaration of espousal is 'woe'.
and i think she mentioned being royalty, but that was like 7-8 threads ago so my memory is hazy.
My point is that he still doesn't know the first thing about her, and yet upon seeing the slightest glimpse he's already ready to an hero. Is that how relationships work in his mind?
>>26841>yet upon seeing the slightest glimpse he's already ready to an hero.
he feels like he was made a cuck. that combined with the fact that his wife dosent want his child and the fact trump probbaly came inside her so he cant be sure if it even his is driving him insane with grief, anger, hopelessness, etc.
in fact the dude is pretty close to a mind crack.
Soooo,... he's not there yet then?
One last question (yes, I know, this is all meta): what does he want?
his core desire is to have a family since he never had that in his previous life. but post break(CE) infernuis's desire would probably be destroying the multi-verse.
hes very close to breaking irreparably.
So? Thez is broken irreparably, its no biggie.>>26845
Well, I won't deny that she's against the idea of having a child, but you assume that she has any say in the matter. I never mentioned where she was keeping the stone hidden. Spoiler, its not her regen stone anymore. SHHHHHH
i gotta sleep dude, ill probably be on around 3pm central.
No worries, I'm off to meat-space. Just know (and I don't say this aggressively) this isn't over, for him or for her.
If I could find a way to fix this situation in character, so can you.
Okay, so you don't like me. I get it. Everyone gets it. We all know this. Now stop talking to me. Our characters never interact in story anyways.
Leave me alone. There's no need for you to constantly keep trying to fight me now that your point is across
I remember recoloring that pic for the first time, from an Octavia pic. I'm glad someone competent decided to do it right.
Does anyone know how Will saves work on non-magical objects? I'm thinking in the context of Evocation spells that target them, like Shatter:https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Shatter
>>26855>Would just try to blow up random objects, but can only use it once per day and must protect eggz
Tracy gets to work on a Shatter scroll (will want to craft a Shatterspike later, will need four castings)
It's not like she has a wedding to plan or anything
>>26857>implying the stables isn't littered with wedding catalog magazines
She's been planning/dreaming since day one, but official decisions take two.
I have some ideas...
I believe it is Saturday in game, which means the next day, Sunday, will have a Football game...
[1d100 = 32]
Rolling to hatch eggs.
You're free to do what you want, and you do. I don't care. Stay in a cave or kidnap our Norwegian player's character or whatever. Just stop intervening in Trumpaladin-Tracy affairs when you don't actually know most of what is going on
So, I'm confused, where are all the characters now?
As far as I understand:>Tracy is in the stables, heating her eggs and grinding her handicrafts skills>Infernius is still angry and sad about getting cucked and is fuming as he walks in the general direction of the capital>Trump went after him to try to talk to him>Thez is lurking somewhere behind those two>Torc, idk atm (he teleports a lot)>Queen Taylor is being adored by hordes of entertainment-starved Spartans>Norfilly is helping herself to candy>Sad Alex is a statue in the tower>Lenos is still in the forge like he usually is, and hopefully won't come out until we find that stolen metal
*places bundle of weed in the forge*
Trumpaladin figured Inferius couldn't be talked down, so he told him to send a pigeon reporting his findings back to the tower, and then returned
*confiscates illicit substance, and considers arresting pony*
"I don't use it, I thought it'd keep him happy."
*is sitting on eggs again*
Torc has retired to his cave, wondering if being the fifth wheel is pushing it
For the moment yes. He'll need to go into town to apply for a marriage license, and then probably find a way to set up magic goods export to Sparintenar, then he'll want to investigate durpistan before perhaps going to the court city himself. He'll also want to talk to Slovenia. If you want him to cast spells, want a potion or whatever, ask now>>26867
"Possession with intent to distribute is worse, little pony"
Link>"If it keeps him from burning the tower down give him the whole crop of Mexico"
>>26871>apply for a marriage license
Does Port Barry have an office for those?>Spells
Okay then:>Eagle's Splendor on the Cloak>Bulls Strength on the Belt>Cure Light Wounds on the Dagger
"Also, if you could pick up a Rage Potion or two, that would be appreciated"
Well, usually you can apply with a clerk at the county courthouse. If Port Barry doesn't have a Courthouse, he's going to force one to be constructed.
I don't know about Tracy, but for Trumpaladin only an actual legal contract makes a marriage.>Casts Bull's Strength on Belt>Casts Eagle's Splendor on the Cloak
"Any idea if this charm potion can dye anything? I still have your acid resistance potion as well.">casts Cure Light Wounds on the dagger
"I'm not sure why you'd want a dagger to cure wounds, but sure"
"Sure, I'll look for that"
"I'm not good at very much other than stabbing, but sometimes it's inconvenient when targets bite the dust."
"That's... Actually pretty prudent. Good thinking Tracy"
>>26874>this charm potion can dye
"Did you consider just using paint? What do you need recolored?"
>>26877>It's finished, because a dagger doesn't take that long to make
"It also means I won't have to hold back."
*slips dagger into bag*
"I just have it is all. I figured that if it were useful on magical crafting, you'd know how to use it, so I thought I'd offer it to you. Otherwise I'll just use it eventually on some unsuspecting government official, prisoner, or carpenter whom I'm afraid could resist and discover if l cast it on them myself"
"Sort of like how I don't have to hold back after your pregnancy"
Grins, and ruffles the fur of the pony on her headcan you enchant existing items with these spells?
>>26883just keep asking for help and keep crafting. Even if an item seems useless we could trade it to the Sparintenars. Tracy has an insanely long gestation period, so I think these can be finished
Trumpaladin now grabs the soft blue fur of the insane stabby pony, and wraps his body around her, probably after first grabbing her off of the eggs and holding her like a giant pillow. He hugs her intensely
*removes armor plating to better feel soft flooffy pony*
*cuddles soft flooffy pony*
*humps soft flooffy pony, at first dry but then removes pants so he can feel the full richness of his new pony waifu*
*cums inside floods pony while cuddling soft fur*If it isn't gold or silver it should have been set aside from the initial treasure horde. That should all still exist somewhere. I don't think Lenos would care if the cores were used either
Good steel seems somehow more valuable in this universe because reasons, from what I've gathered; But I guess she could get to work on the Mace and the Helm. I'm going to ask Infernius and Taylor to help cast on the hilt of the great-sword, because I don't want to wait.
I really don't know what the best materials for making items are though.
>>26886>she's no American flag, but she's close
He gives her a look
"Do you want to test out your new knife on that Arab guy sometime soon?"
"He's still dead, and I don't want to let him slip away by opening the cast before Thez gets back.. He didn't respond to pain anyway.."
*produces mummified elf hand*
"I made another Mage's Mand though."
At the sight of the hand, Trumpaladin's disposition changes. He's mostly over the disgust and revulsion, sure, but it's enough to knock him out of his floof induced trance and back into reality. He starts putting back on clothing and armor.
"I uh... Thought Thez had already revived him, so we could begin to starve and thirst him.
I had always thought that when you stabbed, you did it for your own sake, and not for the pain or pleasure of the person stabbed... I guess I'm really just getting to know you..."
He seems a bit awkward now
"I thought it'd make a nice gift for that ninja, whenever he gets back...">Doesn't really want to explain stabbing philosophy, because she knows he won't understand anyway.
>>26898How am I supposed to know why she stabs things?
"Well, if you insist..."
*beams it into his head in seconds*>It's a whole bunch of jumbled pony thoughts unknown to hoo-mans that would take decades to decipher, but feels frightening like there's still more to be revealed somehow>Empathetic link doesn't necessarily translate the medium of thoughts
Short answer is because she wants to.
Trumpaladin leaves the room>>26901
Well sure, but that doesn't explain why she cares if stabbing the stabbing is ineffective at harming the elf
It's hardly stabbing if he doesn't respond: may as well be stabbing wax. It's still fun though.
The real reason is because I don't want to fuck-up and create the conditions for him to escape.
"Have a nice day, ~Flashy."
*gets back on egg-bed*
i saved alot of hopps memes when i was on /b/ and i never get a chance to use them. and i was bored.
You could just take the awesomer one that Trump never uses,....>>26871>marriage license
Wut the fuck
Fug it, gimme a sec and I'll bake nu and then finish the responses
hes been through some dark shit man, but it will be his last act as (CG) probably.>>26911well obviously it wont they will most likely greet him as a hero, i dont really know i havent given it much thought.
>his core desire is to have a family since he never had that in his previous life. but post break(CE) infernuis's desire would probably be destroying the multi-verse.