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Banquet Nuts
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25605
25607 25893 25976
And the Game must?! go on!
Tonight we find the party split. Trump, Tracy, and Taylor find themselves in a grand banquet hall with a gradually increasing number of stiff-backed military personnel, along with a variety of less-but-still disciplined civilians. The whole place reeks of rigidity and efficiency. All boots are shiny, all suits and uniforms are crisp and clean.
Meanwhile, Torcuil - who didn't die - prepares to venture forth with Infernius and Thez who just last night got engaged, no homo to wreck shop on an entire city of commies. "Isn't wanton killing evil" you might ask, to which I say "Not when its commies".

So then, let us begin,... again.
1030 replies and 95 files omitted.
Tay
PUWYA
?
No.25710
25721 25730
>>25702
Oh help me..
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.25711
25715 25718
>>25702
>not relizing who actually killed klefka and turned the terraquesce-thing into a football
I mean, okay, if you wanna play like that. Im not salty.
JK, have fun at the banquet faggots
Nx2lf
?
No.25712
25716 25718
>>25702
Trumpaladin says to Baz and to all who are listening
"Thank you, good sir and sirs, for your generosity and complements.

I will talk with you about military tactics and strategy. But, while I can see you have given much though for war and liberation, have you given much thought to how to live under peace and freedom? I have a few ideas in mind that I believe could help Sparintenar, at the same time as helping my Port Barry."

Looks to see what food is being offered
>>25709
"You can go eat now little pony"
\r
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.25714
25717
>>25709
yea can i use a dragons horn?
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.25715
>>25713
Read the spoiler on >>25711

Did anyone else cast recreational nuke?
Anonymous
Dr9PD
?
No.25716
25718
>>25702
>>25712
[starving pony noises]

Tracy gets up to go serve herself.
"Why do I always feel so famished after changing shape? I feel like I could eat a whole person..." she mutters to herself as she shuffles into line.
Anonymous
Dr9PD
?
No.25717
25720
>>25714
Only if it's a Silver/Brass dragon, according to the description.
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25718
25719 25721 25722 25723 25725 25727 25728
>>25706
>>25708
Wut? Nevermind. I do have to warn you both, there won't be alot of "actual" (as in pressing, adversarial, or dangerous) combat with the commie town. Its basically going to be a free-for-all where players indulge their most malicious and inhuman desires and predilections. Its supposed to be a blood-bath.
>>25711
>goading
Naughty,...
>>25712
Murmers of acknowledgement echo, while mostly there's sounds of nom.
The banquet (over time) dies down into an increasingly sparse gathering, as soldiers return - under the directive of holiday (more in a moment) - to their homes, barracks, wives, and families. The whole city is in celebration.
Baz approaches Trump, who I assume has the presence of mind to wait before departing.
"Thank you for that. I would like to take a walk with you, if you don't mind."
>>25716
see >>25702 at the bottom. We'll just assume Tracy took the opportunity then?
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25719
>>25718
>We'll just assume Tracy took the opportunity then?
Sure.
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.25720
25725
>>25717
brass seems like a good option.
Tay
PUWYA
?
No.25721
>>25718
>>25710

Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.25722
>>25718
>blood-bath
Nice
>naughty
I want to goad for once
Anonymous
dFUBu
?
No.25723
25724 25726 25729 25730
>>25718
>commie town will be a bloodbath
Can I give a stand down order?
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.25724
>>25723
too late.
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25725
>>25718
>take a walk with you
*eating slows*
*pony ears twitch*
>>25720
Yeah, fuck brass dragons. Barely even dragons themselves. More like overgrown lizards.
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.25726
>>25723
Nope, too far away
Anonymous
dFUBu
?
No.25727
>>25718
To baz:

"I would love a talk with you. It's why I came here"
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.25728
25732
>>25718
okay remember you asked for it, ill be as darth as i can.
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25729
25736
>>25723
I want to go there now... this place is too hospitable.
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25730
25731
>>25710
see >>25702 bottom
(I trust you can fill in the 'gaps' Xp)
>>25723
Not at all


Tay
PUWYA
?
No.25731
25735
>>25730
Goes and talks to baz.
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25732
25733 25734 25744
>>25728
What's the requirement for Good in this universe? I may have misinterpreted my alignment. *ironic sneezing*
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.25733
25740
>>25732
>darth infernuis
muh flowcharts
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.25734
>>25732
Even heros have dark days
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25735
25737 25739
>>25731
Baz turns as Taylor approaches. As he looks, Taylor is hit with a wave of, not supernatural but evident and tangible, intimidation. This squirrel is solid mettle.
"Yes?"
Anonymous
dFUBu
?
No.25736
>>25729
We'll kill trolls, don't worry
Anonymous
dFUBu
?
No.25737
25738
>>25735
But I was going to talk to him..
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25738
Meanwhile, Sigmund approaches Taylor from the side, but holds his tongue. Renquist has departed, as have most of the soldiers.
It was a fine to do, but it ended with the same rigid efficiency it began with. There today, gone tomorrow.
>>25737
You are, this is an unplanned interjection.
Tay
PUWYA
?
No.25739
25742 25759
>>25735
H- hi thats an impressive weapon you have there would you mind telling me how it functions herr baz?
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.25740
25741 25742 25743
>>25733
>what have I done?
you're fufilling your destiny Infernius. Become my apprentice, learn to use the dark side of the force.
>I will do what ever you ask
Goooood, goooooood
>just help me save Thez's life. I can't live without her

Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.25741
>>25740
this.
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25742
25745 25746
>>25739
He pauses to give Taylor an emotionless, dry, prolonged stare, from his beady black eyes which are already emotionless, but even moreso coming from this particular squirrel.
"No." and he turns back to Trump.
>>25740
"Hey! Don't bring me into this!"
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25743
darth20soros.jpg
>>25740
Holy shit, that'd be a sweet parody scene.
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25744
25747 25749
>>25732
But unironically, what determines alignments in this universe?
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25745
25747 25748
>>25742
This squirerel is a jerk..
Anonymous
dFUBu
?
No.25746
25753
>>25742
To baz. Unless he starts first
"Tell me, what most concerns you?"
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25747
25750
>>25744
Outside of general guidelines and boundaries, I do
>>25745
He is (no offense Taylor, but he doesn't normally even appear)
Anonymous
dFUBu
?
No.25748
>>25745
That solves the "too hospitable" problem
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.25749
>>25744
I identify as an attack helicopter: Neutral
I identify as an actual gender, which is the one I was born as: Good
I identify as a sixth generation panromantic foxsexual wolf-kin: Evil
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25750
25751 25752
>>25747
Is it a problem if I decide I want to be Chaotic?
Anonymous
dFUBu
?
No.25751
25754
>>25750
Only for your marriage
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.25752
25754
>>25750
yeeees join me on the choatic side.
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25753
25755 25787
>>25746
"These people do. When I first came here, they were tribal. Militant yes, but lacking in direction, or advanced strategy, or the ability to innovate. I come from a world different than this one, as I suspect you do. With the resources at my disposal, I applied myself to helping them establish a mighty and prosperous city-state, all under the watchful eye of the Emperor. Our aim has been to develop and grow to such a point where we could ourselves strike him down, and yet now he IS struck down. Though emphatically welcome, I don't know that the Spartans have it in us to survive and continue to develop without a common, central enemy. In short, we are built and bred for war, and yet now I don't know that war is inevitable. Native tribes and populations have become more brazen, attacking convoys and expeditions, but these are recent nuisances that will quickly be mitigated. I am concerned for the future of Sparintenar. While industrious, disciplined, and fierce, we have not dared to indulge in allies."
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25754
25756 25757
>>25751
It's not like she'd just say it out loud.
>>25752
Eating your friends' eyeballs should count as evil, desu.
Anonymous
Nx2lf
?
No.25755
25759
>>25753
Before I respond, can I get an alignment check on Baz?
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.25756
25758
>>25754
yea i was just waking up and forgot about the enteron. sorry.
Anonymous
Nx2lf
?
No.25757
25760
>>25754
Tell your Flashy so he can kick his ass
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25758
25761
Spoilered
>>25756
Muh flowcharts.
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25759
25762
>>25739
Sigmund immediately interjects afterward. "Please excuse him, this is his first public event since,... well since I became a minister. His reputation is one of extreme aesceticism and ill manner. Please, it may have been his intention to offend, but is not representative of Sparintnar. He does not respect entertainment, and personally desires the elimination of it - he feels its degenerative - but again, this doesn't necessarily reflect the opinions of the people.
>>25755
Lawful Neutral
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.25760
>>25757
i saved your kids life.
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.25761
25771
>>25758
same.
Tay
PUWYA
?
No.25762
25765
>>25759
[Cries on sigmunds shoulder]
S- so shall we eat?
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.25763
25764 25765 25770
>waits for something intresting to happen
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25764
>>25763
This.
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25765
25769 25772
>>25762
"You haven't eaten? Why haven't you eaten? Someone get her some food!
>>25763
You're waiting, Thez is waiting for gas-bombs or whatever!
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25766
25767
Several staff-members put together a rapid-paced assortment of food for Taylor.
"I will wait until you are finished, but I wish to speak to you more about the possibility of an agreement."
Tay
PUWYA
?
No.25767
25768
>>25766
I shall be quick herr sigmund.
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25768
25775
>>25767
"As you will, take your time," he smiles and shifts away so as not to be looking directly at Taylor while she eats.
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.25769
25771 25783 25788
>>25765
Torc can summons gas
Lets go already
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25770
>>25763
Work on crafting, while you're at the tower.
Also, build a fireplace in the stables so Troll can get off of Tracy's eggs.
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25771
>>25769
>>25761
"Yes. Kill,... things," Thez says with a weird look in her eye.
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.25772
25774
>>25765
*checks with lennos*
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25773
25778 25779
*finishes eating* (he was hungry)
[bored pony noises]
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25774
25776
>>25772
"I've got one, that's the best I could do in so short a time."
Tay
PUWYA
?
No.25775
25781
>>25768
[Eats politely but quickly.]
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.25776
>>25774
"itll have to do. thanks lennos."
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25778
>>25773
*inspects tableware, wondering about her eggs back at the tower..*
Anonymous
Nx2lf
?
No.25779
25780 25786
>>25773
"Love you pony"
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25780
>>25779
"Love you too, ~Flashy!" smiles
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25781
25783
>>25775
"Please take your time. Its all fantasy anyway." Sigmund assures.

Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.25783
25784 25788
>>25769
>>25781
"lets go kill some dirty commie kikes."
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25784
25785 25786
>>25783
Save some for me, please.. This place is boring...
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.25785
>>25784
hmmmmm alright.
Anonymous
Nx2lf
?
No.25786
25789
>>25784
>>25779
"You are released now, little pony. Your flashy has this"
Anonymous
Nx2lf
?
No.25787
25805
>>25753
"I see. I do believe I can help you on this.

First, my credentials. I came into this world lacking in direction myself, and Port Barry was an agricultural city that occasionally served as a haven for pirates. I took up a position as defender after we unwittingly killed off a group that oppressing the entire city of Port Barry. Once that was accomplished, we used up our part's personal funds to create a Football Stadium. Football gave them guidance and meaning in life. I cleaved off the arm of an arch demon that was attacking the city in front of the citizenry, which endeared them to me. When the city burned down after a demon attack, we rebuilt it with new industries that made the city wealthier. What happened is that we gave the citizens hope, by showing that we good visibly improve the quality of life by proving new jobs and opportunities through trade, and purpose through Football. Now, they follow me and us proudly and willingly.

My first proposal: open a Football franchise in Sparintenar. Now, two things are readily appearent about Sparintenar: that the people crave entertainment, and that the people are militaristic and tribal in nature. Football is divine, but it is practical as well, and it entertains like nothing else, while going to the core of humanity's tribal nature. Whereas a song entertains for three minutes, football entertains for three hours every game, and then there's talk about sports celebrities, training and playing the game, making your children go to practice, it goes on and on. People build their entire lives around it, like a religion. Truly, it is a religion. Second, Football is essentially war in a non-lethal form. The players come together in close formations with defined strategy. They take orders and obey a hierarchy. They physically tackle each other. But the fans - they circle around their home team, rooting them on, as their team plays against another city. During the game - and after - the entire city is united around its team as it plays against another city. Like the fans are united as if in war, because its all the same instincts as war. But the two cities remain friendly with one another, even part of the same nation. And training and skills for Football, are usable in war as well. I think this could solve your problem.

My second solution: capitalism and consumerism. Hear me out on this one. I understand that your culture here is utilitarian and austere. Everything is function, because of discipline and resources for war. But it is human nature to want more, and I think it shows in the way your citizens crave entertainment. Now, if each person is free to improve their lot in life, and if trade allows an inflow of new luxuries, people are hopeful of improving their personal situations. They feel like they can command their own lives, and many of their desires are sated. This keeps people satisfied and content, and staves off rebellion or disunity. Here's what I propose. Your city is industrious, and produces many wares. Historically, most of this is used domestically, while some went to pay tribute to the emperor. But what if - what if - your city's excess goods were traded to Port Barry? You could receive from us fine jewelry, fine leather craftsmanship, exquisite steaks, well crafted furniture, and other goods that, while perhaps not as functional as you are used to, add a spice and happiness to life. Your citizens will appreciate this change.

Finally, perhaps you can keep doing what you have been doing, if only we can find a common enemy. Now, i can't say I understand the political landscape here very well, but I do know a phantom menace can be generated when need be. Work with me and ally with me as we rid this world of hostile powers, and you'll quickly have a common enemy to unite the citizens, and perhaps even this city to others.

Please heed my suggestions, as they worked very well in Port Barry to not just unite it, but to bring it prosperity and glory. You have done very well here. Very well. But more can be done"
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25788
25791 25797
>>25783
"Yes, LETS."
>>25769
"Are you ready for MURDER? I mean,... are you ready?" Thez corrects herself.
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25789
25790 25792
>>25786
"A-are you sure, Flashy?" (she's clearly bored out of her wits, but doesn't want to disappoint)
".. I guess I'll just leave then..." she says without waiting for a response.
"Good luck, Flashy. Call me if things get messy."
*dashes off*
Anonymous
Nx2lf
?
No.25790
25792
>>25789
"I'll catch a ride from Fae"
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.25791
25792 25800
>>25788
"its not murder if they deserve it."
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25792
25793 25794
>>25789
If Tracy were flying towards the tower, would she be able to see Thez, Torc, and Infernius take off?
>>25790
*hysterical laughter in the distance*
>>25791
>Chaotic Good in a nutshell
Anonymous
Nx2lf
?
No.25793
25796
>>25792
She'd go to see the eggs
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25794
25795
>>25792
At this rate, yes.
(hysterical laughter?)
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25795
>>25794
It's how she handles it...
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25796
25798
>>25793
This makes more sense though (she'd be irredeemably heartbroken if those eggs hatched while she was away)....
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.25797
25800
>>25788
"You bet yer arse I am"
Anonymous
Nx2lf
?
No.25798
25799
>>25796
If it makes you feel any better, Trollestia will make a good mother for the Rocs when they imprint onto her
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25799
25802
>>25798
I hate you too, Anon...
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25800
25801
>>25791
>>25797
Thez smiles, and looks to infernius. "Lead the way."
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.25801
25803 25804 25805
>>25800
*heads out holding Ana's hand*
Anonymous
Nx2lf
?
No.25802
>>25799
*sad Waifu Thief Mod noises*
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.25803
25810
>>25801
*third wheels*
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25804
*Tracy speeds off back towards the tower* (her armor is in her saddlebags, so she's going at x5 speed)
>>25801
>2 lood
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25805
25807 25815
>>25787
"I had hoped to hear something like this from you. You are an impressive fellow Mr. Trump, and I am eager to hear more from you and yours. Would you permit me to appoint a delegation to venture to Port Barry? I wish to hear from my men what there is to see, hear, and experience. No officers, no ministers, just rank and file enlistees. I'd like to hear about what you have done with your people from fresh eyes. With the Emperor dead, perhaps it is time to prepare for a future that we always hoped for but never dared dream possible.
Besides, any sport that combines competition and war is worth looking into," he says, smiling for the first time Trump has seen.
>>25801
"You oaf, I'm perfectly capable of making my way!" she says eluding his grip but maintaining a small distance.

Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25806
25808
(still waiting on Taylor's response. No bully, just mentioning I haven't forgotten)
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.25807
25809
>>25805
*sad gleam in eyes*
Tay
PUWYA
?
No.25808
25809
>>25806
To what?
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25809
25811 25813
>>25807
"Oh don't be like that, I've been waiting for this all day! Its not exactly snuggle time,... not until we're covered in the blood of our enemies!"
>>25808
To Taylor being finished eating. I was waiting to post this: As Taylor finishes, he politely addresses. "I apologize if you felt pressured or unnerved. I had hoped this would be less awkward than it is. I represent the Ministry of Entertainment, as I told you. It is our desire that you consider performing for the people of Sparintenar. This would be neither a cheap nor one-time event, indeed we hope it helps to foster a developing relationship with the people of Port Barry, that increased trade and development might be fostered amongst both peoples. We hope you will consider our offer."
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.25810
25812 25817
>>25803
>continues third wheeling
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.25811
>>25809
"oh alright."
*leads on*
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25812
25814 25816 25817
*lands in front of stables like a fiery comet*
Enters stables.
"Are my chicks okay? They haven't stopped moving, have they?" (genuine worry)
>>25810
Come take your waifu.