And the Game must?! go on!
Tonight we find the party split. Trump, Tracy, and Taylor find themselves in a grand banquet hall with a gradually increasing number of stiff-backed military personnel, along with a variety of less-but-still disciplined civilians. The whole place reeks of rigidity and efficiency. All boots are shiny, all suits and uniforms are crisp and clean.
Meanwhile, Torcuil - who didn't die - prepares to venture forth with Infernius and Thez who just last night got engaged, no homo to wreck shop on an entire city of commies. "Isn't wanton killing evil" you might ask, to which I say "Not when its commies".
So then, let us begin,... again.
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>>25912*raises room temperature to a slightly uncomfortable level*
(eggs are fine, b/c she confers heat resistance)
>>25911Kind of,... the vault is empty except for bits of Darkie and who knows how many spiders remember?
>>25907The trolls are racially chaotic evil, so they can't be converted. This is unlike human communists, where the a KGB officer and the Soviet Union can become Vladimir Putin and the modern Russian Federation. Trolls are also not human
>date for ceremonyThe day afte Trumpaladin can trust her
>>25915"its simple we gas the vault."
>>25915Oh... best not fuck around in the forge, lest Lenos go look for materials..
>>25916Eh, not exactly lawful, but I don't give a fuck. Lemme hatch these orphans first.
>tfw no communist souls to suck-out
>>25907Furthermore, the trolls attacked a logging party and would do it again. The alleged communists were harmless
>>25921Forget I said anything. It's actually nothing.
How long does it take to scribe a scroll?
>>25924It was just "Blasphemy", I hadn't gotten that descriptive or particularly topical with it at that point. The Game took on WAY new dimensions upon involving Mlpol, on the /mlp/ AND /pol/ side of things.
>>25926Sounds like an improvement, imo.
>>25928So, for a level one spell like True Strike it would just take a day?
>>25929Looks that way
>>25930>>25927I'll say, having existing contexts against which to apply the storyline makes things much faster than saying (for example) "This is George Soros, he's...." and so on. Other globalists are imminent, don't worry.
>>25931im grateful for this game.
The dreadful mare, once again wearing those puffy, flushed cheeks and that confused but content look on her face finally overcomes her chronic insomnia and decides to hit the hay. She paces in three circles on her strange makeshift bed before settling down, curled into a little blue ball of steaming fluff.
"~Hmmmm... Come out whenever you're ready, babes. I'll be right here waiting for you..."
And with that, she drifts off to sleep.
If those weaklings were degenerate commies, why did Blasphemy work on them? It doesn't harm Ebil creatures, as to my knowledge. Is there a difference between intrinsically ebil creatures and ebil-alligned creatures?
>>25936Because they were not actual communists, mate. They were ordinary human beings who lived in a society their grandparents organized under s communist economic system.
>>25937 That's kind of sad, desu.Okay, now I'm sleeping for real. Gotta work tomorrow.
>>25922
I'm genuinely confused. Were you saying, "don't bother getting married, the sex is casual anyways"?
>>25940im pretty sure thats not what he was saying.
>>25941Well then what did he mean? The post was "don't bother. This stuff is casual anyways" in response to
>>25921\r
>>25942i think he means this im not sure though it would be out of character for tracy if he said what you think he said.
>Lemme hatch these orphans first. >>25937Because I had commies listed as Chaotic Neutral then
>>25942It means don't over-think it
>>25942I said don't bother, because it wasn't accurrate to say that attacking a troll village wasn't lawful; nor was it my place to point out allignments based BS.
I gotta have breakfast before I can say anything else.
I know the feel...
often, I'll wake up and think about checking responses and then try to go back to sleep, but I will imagine seeing posts and responses in a dream-like haze
>>25841>the domed city in questionDid the group massacre everyone in Cardishore when they meant to hit Durpistan?
>>25952Durpistan isn't a domed city as best I can remember.
A few days ago I was going to destroy the village Inferius found, but before I went I did some due dilligence question asking, and discovered it was an entirely different group of people and village from the trolls
>>25953Shhh!
>>25954The domed city is the highly-advanced and heavily-guarded city of Cardishore. Durpistan seems more just like some kind of playground for messy campaigns.
Since it doesn't require metal, Tracy sets out the materials needed for some Sovereign Glue, and some water-proof bandages.
She then returns to her eggs.
>tfw want to play/snuggle/feed qt3.14 roc chicks, but they still need to be incubated first
"Hmmmm.. Come on out, my pretties.. momma's waiting for you..."
>>25958That's just fucking weird
>>25959I tried to sound creepy and cute at the same time, but I failed at leaving an ironic impression...
I'm not best in the morning. This is also the crap I shart-out when I don't rigidly stick to the charts...
>>25960What do the charts tell you?
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>>25960>morningOh, wait. It's past noon already (
didn't need to show for part time today, because of some event)>>25961Little scribbles and pointers here and there to select basic structures for quotes, or even a few pre-written ones. It gives me a loose structure of what to type and/or when to type it, but often I just get lazy and go with bare minimum of [pony noises].
It tells me a lot more, but it's honestly too complicated to explain.
>>25962You need to show these flow charts and formulas at some point
>>25963I don't really want to show my desk on a board this small, desu...
>>25964You might as well. 6000 characters to a post. You allege we don't appreciate the effort, so you may well show us
>>25965>You allege we don't appreciate the effortDid I say that?
Anyway, I just don't want to because I super autistic and insecure about Anonymity, and I dislike blogposting. Also it's a mess.
Just no. Sorry.
>6000 characters to a postIt's all on paper, in separate sheets across the bulletin board.
>>25966I don't know, I really feel like blog posting.
I have this general feeling of pain that won't go away, and is there even as I am resting. This last month at least I've felt like I've been out of breath, like that feeling when running in cold weather and inhaling the cold air wears down your throat and lungs
>>25967Eh, blogpost if you wish; it's not really a problem. It's just not for me, personally.
I think I know how you feel though. Life can get so hard it seems unfair, but all you can do is keep on trying your hardest
>>25968>dat pic reminds meI want to have some more development for Ponimaru, desu. He really could be an interesting character, being the shadow vanguard for an unaware highborn. He'd make a good Lawful Evil Assassin-Monk (most ninja-like class combination, imo). I found it slightly ironic how he got kill that first time for white-knighting, because the basis of his character is a warrior/guardian who goes unappreciated; but I really do like his design and character concept. I too have a soft spot for ninjas.
Since he already speaks in common and advances by character class, why not just use an Awaken scroll and officially turn him into a sapient pony (with a cutie-mark)? It'd seem more appropriate, imo. I've been getting the impression that a lot of less-aware NPCs couldn't really tell the difference between horses and ponies, so it shouldn't really mess up his character roll.
Tracy won't be able to "train" him to do tricks with her skills anymore though... >>25957That would probably also require a coat of Salve of Slipperiness on the exterior sides..
I've been meaning to make some memes, but I've been having a hard time finding shoop-able images.
>>25957If you lend Torc some of that duct tape and a knife, Tracy can be a murder unicorn>>25964Damn it, I didn't want people finding that picture of Torc
>>25971Damn it, I'm the one who is supposed to present her with a severed Unicorn's horn!Just don't tell them about the public masturbation…
>>25971>that picture of TorcTopkek
Also, Diogenes is best philosopher.
>>25974>Best philosopherFucker is literally the guy who invented the term "Cosmopolitanism." He eschewed all respect for tradition, for morality - including the prohibition on public masturbation and the importance of burying the dead - for love of one's country, and for intellectuallism. The guy hated everything /pol/ types value.
He makes about as much sense as a philosopher of /pol/ and Max Steiner does for Leftypol, which is to say that the people who think he represents their philosophy obviously are not familiar with it. (Max Steiner is very explicitly anti-communist)
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>>25605I know I said I was going to join this weekend, but alas things didn't quite go as I had planned. Also my sleep cycle didn't agree with my wishes.
Sorry...
>>25975I was just being ironic.
Just the idea of a crazy old man who lived in a barrel somehow making it through recorded history as a philosopher makes me kek.
I wouldn't call him leftypol either though. That guy wasn't really anything but cynical to the point that you could call him feral.
>>25975>CosmopolitanismDidn't know he came up with that actually. Makes sense though. His only code in life was "fuck society". You could imagine how crazy it must've sounded to adamantly-nationalistic city-state dwellers at the time.
That guy really was one obnoxious piece of work...
>>25976Its okay. We understand.
>>25977>jerks it in publicDo I have this philosopher shit down yet?
>>25976That's fine.
Feel free to join the banter any time.
>>25980If man is just a featherless bird, would tarring and feathering a man make him a bird?
>>25983Boom, I'm a philosopher.
If a filly looks in a mirror, does the filly or the mirror get diabeetuz?
>>25984Come on in, the shit-posting's fine
>>25984Is there anywhere you want to leave your character in a default/grinding position? Last time we heard from her, she was collecting sticks, but can can be doing other things too.
>>25985That would depend on the filly's magnitude of innocence: she may be immune/oblivious to her own sweetness.
>>25974Now that I think of it, this guy was the most extreme possible example of Chaotic Neutral alignment.
>>25985Will try to turn my day around so I can be awake during the glorious night and have fun again.
>>25986I left her sleeping, but she have been sleeping for two weeks now... Must have eaten a bad apple or something.
>>25987It is a good question.
>>25990Torc feels his father-senses tingling. He runs back to the tower after the strange wedding ceramony.
(I'm assuming Norfilly is waking up?)
>>25991I can probably wake up for a little while, but I will be a bit groggy and probably fall asleep again after not too long time...
>>25992Understandable, have a nice day.
>>25993Torc bursts into the tower.
"Norfilly, are you awake?" He yells throughout the tower
>>25997Torc regonizes the filly's voice and runs that way.
"Praise Kek she isn't dead"
He also stops by the kitchen to grab some candy.
>>25998Trying to looks as nonchalant as possible to not show my uncontrollable excitement as I hear the jingling of candy.
>>25947same.i just woke up,this is the first thing i do.
>>25999"How are you feeling?" Troc asks, concern in his voice.
He also offers the little filly some candy
>>26001Sup
So, where are all of the characters atm?
>>25982*throws torc a chicken* "look at this feathered man!"
>>26005Ah yes, a fellow philsopher
>>26004I assume infernius and thez are going on a honeymoon
>>26003"F-fine... Why do you ask?"
>savers the feeling of sweet, sweet, candy filling the mouth >>26006Tracy is still sitting on her eggs, letting off steam while she works on a few handicrafts while she goes. Trollestia is also there standing in the far side of the stables.
>>26011"little filly want to play a game?"
>>26012You need to clean yourself first before handling something as innocent as a filly
>>26011Torc realizes Norfilly is fine, and breathes a sigh of relief.
"I've gotta to help with something, but I'll be back later."
Torc then heads to the stable to see what he can do to help with the eggs
>>26013oh right.
>>26011>>26012"ill be right back little filly" *runs and takes a shower*
>>26008>>26012Aren't you taking-over/rebuilding that city with Gestapo?
>>26017If only we had a supply of gems or something with which to buy more...
>>26015Yells "byyyeeee" as Torc heads out
>>26016And in the same breath yells a gleeful "yeeeeeeee" as the door to the bathroom closes
>With the back to the room a thought creeps into the mind "You're Alone, and You can do anything...." >>26018nah they can handle it. theres not many guards left.
>>26019That would would still end-up with Lenos finding-out though...
>>26021Did Thez return with Infernius then?
Also, what did he tell the Gestapo do?