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Banquet Nuts
Anonymous
6Xr1d
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No.25605
25607 25893 25976
And the Game must?! go on!
Tonight we find the party split. Trump, Tracy, and Taylor find themselves in a grand banquet hall with a gradually increasing number of stiff-backed military personnel, along with a variety of less-but-still disciplined civilians. The whole place reeks of rigidity and efficiency. All boots are shiny, all suits and uniforms are crisp and clean.
Meanwhile, Torcuil - who didn't die - prepares to venture forth with Infernius and Thez who just last night got engaged, no homo to wreck shop on an entire city of commies. "Isn't wanton killing evil" you might ask, to which I say "Not when its commies".

So then, let us begin,... again.
1030 replies and 74 files omitted.
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25914
>>25912
*raises room temperature to a slightly uncomfortable level*
(eggs are fine, b/c she confers heat resistance)
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25915
25917 25918
>>25911
Kind of,... the vault is empty except for bits of Darkie and who knows how many spiders remember?
Anonymous
dFUBu
?
No.25916
25918
>>25907
The trolls are racially chaotic evil, so they can't be converted. This is unlike human communists, where the a KGB officer and the Soviet Union can become Vladimir Putin and the modern Russian Federation. Trolls are also not human

>date for ceremony
The day afte Trumpaladin can trust her
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.25917
>>25915
"its simple we gas the vault."
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25918
25921
>>25915
Oh... best not fuck around in the forge, lest Lenos go look for materials..
>>25916
Eh, not exactly lawful, but I don't give a fuck. Lemme hatch these orphans first.
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25919
>tfw no communist souls to suck-out
Anonymous
dFUBu
?
No.25920
>>25907
Furthermore, the trolls attacked a logging party and would do it again. The alleged communists were harmless
Anonymous
dFUBu
?
No.25921
25923 25942
>>25918
>not exactly lawful but I don't give a fuck
What?
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25923
>>25921
Forget I said anything. It's actually nothing.
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25924
25926
>>25903
I almost want to know what "that phrase" was during the last campaign..
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25925
25928
How long does it take to scribe a scroll?
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25926
25927
>>25924
It was just "Blasphemy", I hadn't gotten that descriptive or particularly topical with it at that point. The Game took on WAY new dimensions upon involving Mlpol, on the /mlp/ AND /pol/ side of things.
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25927
25930 25931
>>25926
Sounds like an improvement, imo.
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25928
25929
>>25925
1 day/1000gp in cost
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25929
25931
>>25928
So, for a level one spell like True Strike it would just take a day?
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.25930
25931
>>25927
this.
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25931
25932
>>25929
Looks that way
>>25930
>>25927
I'll say, having existing contexts against which to apply the storyline makes things much faster than saying (for example) "This is George Soros, he's...." and so on. Other globalists are imminent, don't worry.
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.25932
25933
>>25931
im grateful for this game.
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25933
25934
>>25932
Me too.
'Night all! ^_^
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.25934
>>25933
night.
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25935
The dreadful mare, once again wearing those puffy, flushed cheeks and that confused but content look on her face finally overcomes her chronic insomnia and decides to hit the hay. She paces in three circles on her strange makeshift bed before settling down, curled into a little blue ball of steaming fluff.
"~Hmmmm... Come out whenever you're ready, babes. I'll be right here waiting for you..."
And with that, she drifts off to sleep.
Anonymous
Dr9PD
?
No.25936
25937
If those weaklings were degenerate commies, why did Blasphemy work on them? It doesn't harm Ebil creatures, as to my knowledge. Is there a difference between intrinsically ebil creatures and ebil-alligned creatures?
Anonymous
dFUBu
?
No.25937
25938 25939 25944
>>25936
Because they were not actual communists, mate. They were ordinary human beings who lived in a society their grandparents organized under s communist economic system.
Anonymous
Dr9PD
?
No.25938
>>25937
That's kind of sad, desu.

Okay, now I'm sleeping for real. Gotta work tomorrow.
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.25939
>>25937
>propagandic mind control
Anonymous
dFUBu
?
No.25940
25941
>>25922
I'm genuinely confused. Were you saying, "don't bother getting married, the sex is casual anyways"?
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.25941
25942
>>25940
im pretty sure thats not what he was saying.
dFUBu
?
No.25942
25943 25944 25946
>>25941
Well then what did he mean? The post was "don't bother. This stuff is casual anyways" in response to >>25921
\r
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.25943
>>25942
i think he means this im not sure though it would be out of character for tracy if he said what you think he said.
>Lemme hatch these orphans first.
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25944
>>25937
Because I had commies listed as Chaotic Neutral then
>>25942
It means don't over-think it
Anonymous
Dr9PD
?
No.25946
25947
>>25942
I said don't bother, because it wasn't accurrate to say that attacking a troll village wasn't lawful; nor was it my place to point out allignments based BS.
I gotta have breakfast before I can say anything else.
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
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No.25947
26001
1405259__safe_artist-colon-evehly_fluttershy_king sombra_bed_blushing_chest fluff_chin fluff_cuddling_curved horn_cute_ear fluff_eyes closed_fangs_fema.png
>>25946
>mfw this thread is the very first thing I think of every morning
Anonymous
nhJh+
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No.25949
image.jpeg
I know the feel...

often, I'll wake up and think about checking responses and then try to go back to sleep, but I will imagine seeing posts and responses in a dream-like haze
Anonymous
zE2yh
?
No.25951
25952
>>25841
>the domed city in question
Did the group massacre everyone in Cardishore when they meant to hit Durpistan?
Anonymous
Dr9PD
?
No.25952
25954
>>25951
Durpistan.
Anonymous
zE2yh
?
No.25954
25955 25956
>>25952
Durpistan isn't a domed city as best I can remember.

A few days ago I was going to destroy the village Inferius found, but before I went I did some due dilligence question asking, and discovered it was an entirely different group of people and village from the trolls

>>25953
Shhh!
Anonymous
Dr9PD
?
No.25955
>>25954
Why Shhh though? They may as well do t while they're there.
Anonymous
Dr9PD
?
No.25956
>>25954
The domed city is the highly-advanced and heavily-guarded city of Cardishore. Durpistan seems more just like some kind of playground for messy campaigns.
Anonymous
Dr9PD
?
No.25957
25970 25971
f5798289-69de-4fe6-9fa1-7c829937f3c0.jpg
Since it doesn't require metal, Tracy sets out the materials needed for some Sovereign Glue, and some water-proof bandages.
She then returns to her eggs.
Anonymous
Dr9PD
?
No.25958
25959
290136_d8cb2238b1d55a99a8bf4daea93bfd05_large.jpg
>tfw want to play/snuggle/feed qt3.14 roc chicks, but they still need to be incubated first
"Hmmmm.. Come on out, my pretties.. momma's waiting for you..."
Anonymous
1FXiQ
?
No.25959
25960
>>25958
That's just fucking weird
Anonymous
Dr9PD
?
No.25960
25961 25962
>>25959
I tried to sound creepy and cute at the same time, but I failed at leaving an ironic impression...
I'm not best in the morning. This is also the crap I shart-out when I don't rigidly stick to the charts...
1FXiQ
?
No.25961
25962
>>25960
What do the charts tell you?
\r
Anonymous
Dr9PD
?
No.25962
25963
>>25960
>morning
Oh, wait. It's past noon already (didn't need to show for part time today, because of some event)
>>25961
Little scribbles and pointers here and there to select basic structures for quotes, or even a few pre-written ones. It gives me a loose structure of what to type and/or when to type it, but often I just get lazy and go with bare minimum of [pony noises].
It tells me a lot more, but it's honestly too complicated to explain.
Anonymous
1FXiQ
?
No.25963
25964
>>25962
You need to show these flow charts and formulas at some point
Anonymous
Dr9PD
?
No.25964
25965 25971
diogenes pepe.jpg
>>25963
I don't really want to show my desk on a board this small, desu...
Anonymous
1FXiQ
?
No.25965
25966
>>25964
You might as well. 6000 characters to a post. You allege we don't appreciate the effort, so you may well show us
Anonymous
Dr9PD
?
No.25966
25967
>>25965
>You allege we don't appreciate the effort
Did I say that?
Anyway, I just don't want to because I super autistic and insecure about Anonymity, and I dislike blogposting. Also it's a mess.
Just no. Sorry.
>6000 characters to a post
It's all on paper, in separate sheets across the bulletin board.
Anonymous
zWy8S
?
No.25967
25968
>>25966
I don't know, I really feel like blog posting.

I have this general feeling of pain that won't go away, and is there even as I am resting. This last month at least I've felt like I've been out of breath, like that feeling when running in cold weather and inhaling the cold air wears down your throat and lungs
Anonymous
Dr9PD
?
No.25968
25969
1489997__safe_artist-colon-anonymous_oc_oc-colon-mitsuko_oc only_aryan pony_asian_asian pony_earth pony_female_japanese_katana_pony_snow_sword_tracks_w.png
>>25967
Eh, blogpost if you wish; it's not really a problem. It's just not for me, personally.
I think I know how you feel though. Life can get so hard it seems unfair, but all you can do is keep on trying your hardest
Anonymous
Dr9PD
?
No.25969
1506903879820.jpg
>>25968
>dat pic reminds me
I want to have some more development for Ponimaru, desu. He really could be an interesting character, being the shadow vanguard for an unaware highborn. He'd make a good Lawful Evil Assassin-Monk (most ninja-like class combination, imo). I found it slightly ironic how he got kill that first time for white-knighting, because the basis of his character is a warrior/guardian who goes unappreciated; but I really do like his design and character concept. I too have a soft spot for ninjas.
Since he already speaks in common and advances by character class, why not just use an Awaken scroll and officially turn him into a sapient pony (with a cutie-mark)? It'd seem more appropriate, imo. I've been getting the impression that a lot of less-aware NPCs couldn't really tell the difference between horses and ponies, so it shouldn't really mess up his character roll.Tracy won't be able to "train" him to do tricks with her skills anymore though...
Anonymous
Dr9PD
?
No.25970
>>25957
That would probably also require a coat of Salve of Slipperiness on the exterior sides..
I've been meaning to make some memes, but I've been having a hard time finding shoop-able images.
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.25971
25972 25974
>>25957
If you lend Torc some of that duct tape and a knife, Tracy can be a murder unicorn
>>25964
Damn it, I didn't want people finding that picture of Torc
zE2yh
?
No.25972
>>25971
Damn it, I'm the one who is supposed to present her with a severed Unicorn's horn!

Just don't tell them about the public masturbation…
Anonymous
Dr9PD
?
No.25974
25975 25988
Diogenes-syndrome.jpg
diogenes bw.jpg
diogenes the ubermensch.jpg
Diogenesss.png
>>25971
>that picture of Torc
Topkek
Also, Diogenes is best philosopher.
zE2yh
?
No.25975
25977 25978
>>25974
>Best philosopher
Fucker is literally the guy who invented the term "Cosmopolitanism." He eschewed all respect for tradition, for morality - including the prohibition on public masturbation and the importance of burying the dead - for love of one's country, and for intellectuallism. The guy hated everything /pol/ types value.

He makes about as much sense as a philosopher of /pol/ and Max Steiner does for Leftypol, which is to say that the people who think he represents their philosophy obviously are not familiar with it. (Max Steiner is very explicitly anti-communist)
\r
Anonymous
IEbQN
?
No.25976
25979 25981
luna - sad.png
>>25605
I know I said I was going to join this weekend, but alas things didn't quite go as I had planned. Also my sleep cycle didn't agree with my wishes.
Sorry...
Anonymous
Dr9PD
?
No.25977
25979
>>25975
I was just being ironic.
Just the idea of a crazy old man who lived in a barrel somehow making it through recorded history as a philosopher makes me kek.
I wouldn't call him leftypol either though. That guy wasn't really anything but cynical to the point that you could call him feral.
Anonymous
Dr9PD
?
No.25978
>>25975
>Cosmopolitanism
Didn't know he came up with that actually. Makes sense though. His only code in life was "fuck society". You could imagine how crazy it must've sounded to adamantly-nationalistic city-state dwellers at the time.
That guy really was one obnoxious piece of work...
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.25979
25980 25984
>>25976
Its okay. We understand.
>>25977
>jerks it in public
Do I have this philosopher shit down yet?
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25980
25982
>>25979
You're close.
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25981
25984
>>25976
That's fine.
Feel free to join the banter any time.
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.25982
25983 26005
>>25980
If man is just a featherless bird, would tarring and feathering a man make him a bird?
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25983
25985
library-of-congress-tar-and-feather-560.jpg
>>25982
Logic says yes.
Anonymous
IEbQN
?
No.25984
25985 25986
luna - happy.png
>>25979
>>25981
Thanks
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.25985
25987 25990
>>25983
Boom, I'm a philosopher.
If a filly looks in a mirror, does the filly or the mirror get diabeetuz?
>>25984
Come on in, the shit-posting's fine

Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25986
25990
>>25984
Is there anywhere you want to leave your character in a default/grinding position? Last time we heard from her, she was collecting sticks, but can can be doing other things too.
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25987
25989 25990
>>25985
That would depend on the filly's magnitude of innocence: she may be immune/oblivious to her own sweetness.
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25988
>>25974
Now that I think of it, this guy was the most extreme possible example of Chaotic Neutral alignment.
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.25989
>>25987
Damn it...
Anonymous
IEbQN
?
No.25990
25991
1505601999036-2.jpeg
>>25985
Will try to turn my day around so I can be awake during the glorious night and have fun again.

>>25986
I left her sleeping, but she have been sleeping for two weeks now... Must have eaten a bad apple or something.

>>25987
It is a good question.
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.25991
25992
>>25990
Torc feels his father-senses tingling. He runs back to the tower after the strange wedding ceramony.
(I'm assuming Norfilly is waking up?)
Anonymous
IEbQN
?
No.25992
25993 25994
1503860299377-1.png
>>25991
I can probably wake up for a little while, but I will be a bit groggy and probably fall asleep again after not too long time...
Anonymous
IEbQN
?
No.25993
25994
>>25992
>hard to resist the scent of candy
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.25994
25997
>>25992
Understandable, have a nice day.
>>25993
Torc bursts into the tower.
"Norfilly, are you awake?" He yells throughout the tower
Anonymous
IEbQN
?
No.25997
25998
1493328020481.png
>>25994
>Dazed and a bit confused I was yanked out of sweet dream. Some instinct passed down from forefathers and mothers deep inside me saved me and I yelled
"Celest Vult"
>It felt right, really right. I had saved face and no one would suspect I had been sleeping.
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.25998
25999
>>25997
Torc regonizes the filly's voice and runs that way.
"Praise Kek she isn't dead"
He also stops by the kitchen to grab some candy.
Anonymous
IEbQN
?
No.25999
26003
mlp_base__filly_s_cutest_pose_by_frozengembases-d6y7kmr.png
>>25998
Trying to looks as nonchalant as possible to not show my uncontrollable excitement as I hear the jingling of candy.
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26001
26003
>>25947
same.i just woke up,this is the first thing i do.
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26002
>>25948
same.
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.26003
26007
>>25999
"How are you feeling?" Troc asks, concern in his voice.
He also offers the little filly some candy
>>26001
Sup
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26004
26006 26008
So, where are all of the characters atm?

Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26005
26006
>>25982
*throws torc a chicken* "look at this feathered man!"
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.26006
26008 26010
>>26005
Ah yes, a fellow philsopher
>>26004
I assume infernius and thez are going on a honeymoon
Anonymous
IEbQN
?
No.26007
26008 26009
1507447353986.png
>>26003
"F-fine... Why do you ask?"
>savers the feeling of sweet, sweet, candy filling the mouth
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26008
26011 26018
>>26006
>>26004
>infernius and thez are going on a honeymoon
>>26007
*hugs little filly*
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.26009
26011
>>26007
"Just checking on you"
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26010
26017
>>26006
Tracy is still sitting on her eggs, letting off steam while she works on a few handicrafts while she goes. Trollestia is also there standing in the far side of the stables.
Anonymous
IEbQN
?
No.26011
26012 26015 26016
38498.png
>>26008
>hugs back

>>26009
"okay..."
>not fully understanding what is going on, but remembers the face saving "Celest Vult" and feels confident the situation is handled... somehow...
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26012
26013 26014 26016 26018
>>26011
"little filly want to play a game?"
Anonymous
6hA+y
?
No.26013
26016
>>26012
You need to clean yourself first before handling something as innocent as a filly
Anonymous
IEbQN
?
No.26014
26030
saw____twilight_sparkle____shot_gun_collar_by_familyof6-d50cqg7.png
>>26012
"YES!"
>a nagging feeling in the back of the mind screams a tiny scream, it is like a dream is telling you something
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.26015
26020
>>26011
Torc realizes Norfilly is fine, and breathes a sigh of relief.
"I've gotta to help with something, but I'll be back later."
Torc then heads to the stable to see what he can do to help with the eggs
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26016
26020
>>26013
oh right.
>>26011
>>26012
"ill be right back little filly" *runs and takes a shower*
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26017
26019
e68.jpg
>>26010
>tfw want to save time and start working on a Belt of Giant Strength, but Sandniggers stole all of our metal
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26018
26021
>>26008
>>26012
Aren't you taking-over/rebuilding that city with Gestapo?
Anonymous
6hA+y
?
No.26019
26022
>>26017
If only we had a supply of gems or something with which to buy more...
Anonymous
IEbQN
?
No.26020
26025
1501441955213-1.png
>>26015
Yells "byyyeeee" as Torc heads out

>>26016
And in the same breath yells a gleeful "yeeeeeeee" as the door to the bathroom closes

>With the back to the room a thought creeps into the mind "You're Alone, and You can do anything...."
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26021
26022
>>26018
nah they can handle it. theres not many guards left.
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26022
26023 26024 26026
>>26019
That would would still end-up with Lenos finding-out though...
>>26021
Did Thez return with Infernius then?
Also, what did he tell the Gestapo do?