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Banquet Nuts
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25605
25607 25893 25976
And the Game must?! go on!
Tonight we find the party split. Trump, Tracy, and Taylor find themselves in a grand banquet hall with a gradually increasing number of stiff-backed military personnel, along with a variety of less-but-still disciplined civilians. The whole place reeks of rigidity and efficiency. All boots are shiny, all suits and uniforms are crisp and clean.
Meanwhile, Torcuil - who didn't die - prepares to venture forth with Infernius and Thez who just last night got engaged, no homo to wreck shop on an entire city of commies. "Isn't wanton killing evil" you might ask, to which I say "Not when its commies".

So then, let us begin,... again.
1030 replies and 93 files omitted.
Anonymous
zE2yh
?
No.26227
26229
>>26225
I'm guessing you're also in the stables?

*puts away potion*

>>26226
I know that but Trumpaladin will always express an aversion to keeping human body parts
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26228
>>26223
all that glitters is goldsteel.
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.26229
26230
>>26227
Yes, he is
"Gibe potion"
Anonymous
zE2yh
?
No.26230
26233
>>26229
"You were going to use it on me for nefarious purposes. No. Besides, I failed to take your other two bottles."
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26231
26232 26238
>>26214
Rogue here: ranger is actually just as good, if not better at stealth. They also get more survival stull.
Rogue's biggest pluses are Trap sense and Sneak Attack.
>>26224
"... I don't think Lenos is going to buy that.. I've got other things to work on first. I'd like to at least get working on the mace though."
>the hell is your intent
"I want them to look badass"
>What the fuck?
"I know, right. Dead bodies aren't normally useful like this, but that cosplaying freak had so much magic in him that it had a little bit left over. I don't think he was even hoo-man."
Anonymous
zE2yh
?
No.26232
>>26231
"Be ready to sic this nerd here if he tries something"
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.26233
26234
>>26230
>ebil
By fixing your relationship?
Anonymous
zE2yh
?
No.26234
26237
>>26233
Is that spoken?
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26235
26236 26241
Gm, if Tracy levels up as a Blackguard, can she make one of these birds her fiendish servant, instead of summoning one?
Anonymous
zE2yh
?
No.26236
26242
>>26235
That wasn't your intent the entire time?

>fiendish
We'll have to work on that
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.26237
26239
>>26234
N
Anonymous
zE2yh
?
No.26238
26240 26242
>>26231
"Why would Lenos care if the gold cores were taken? I raided the treasury a couple months ago and he was indifferent"
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.26239
26241
>>26237
Fucking tablet.
No, its not spoken
"GIBE POTION"
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26240
26241
>>26238
hes our ally so he didnt mind you taking from it. but dragons really REALLY hate being stolen from.
Anonymous
zE2yh
?
No.26241
26246
>>26240
True. The question now is if he would care if Tracy took the cores to make gold-steel. Of course what she is really concerned about is that he might afterwards wonder into the vault if those are removed, but Trumpaladin doesn't know that.

>>26239
>>26235
"Tracy..."
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26242
26243 26244
c1c.jpg
Also, I just realized that ponies can wear boots.
>>26236
It's literally just a bit of damage resistance.
>>26238
"Well, if you think of it, the only reason Lenos hasn't found out about the burglary yet is because he has a sufficient stack of metal in the forge to allow him to keep sitting on his ass and never come out. The moment he runs out of metal in there and finally comes out for more, is the same moment this whole tower goes up in flames."
Anonymous
zE2yh
?
No.26243
26248
>>26242
"I see. But Torcuil is getting hostile."
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26244
26245 26247 26252
>>26242
"this unfortunately, tracy what happend to the drows head?"
Anonymous
zE2yh
?
No.26245
26248 26249
>>26244
Are you in the Stables?

"Inferius, Torcuil is threatening me. He wants that potion back we took from him when he tried to use it on you"
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26246
26251
black-dragon-fire-wallpaper-3.jpg
>>26241
>if he would care
He wouldn't mind at all, but that dragon is functionally a timebomb, with his supply of metal as the timer. I don't know what kind of character he is, but I get the vague notion that he could potentially be the kind that would burn down half the map to find the dirty sandniggers who stole his treasure.
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.26247
26250
>>26244
"Its in a bucket," Thez says, feeling better after eating a face.
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.26248
26249 26251
>>26243
>wants stolen potion back
>hostile
"Ive changed my mind. Tracy I know make magical sex toys. Wanna test the strap-on with your husband over there?"
>>26245
"I wasn't going to use it on you. Just trump and Tracy"
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26249
26254
>>26245
yea i came in awhile ago.
>>26248
"for what purpose?"
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26250
26255
>>26247
can i use talk with dead on it?
zE2yh
?
No.26251
26254 26256 26257 26259
[1d20 = 7]
>>26246
He wasn't using the Jew Gold to begin with. He uses metal imported through the Port and through Ben

>>26248
"That's not what you said at the time

Quick Draw Vanderiem, with ten ranks in Intimidate

INTIMIDATE Torcuil

Draw BEES ring shield
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26252
26253
>>26244
"Oh hey, Infernius, would you mind cursing this sword hilt?"
Anonymous
zE2yh
?
No.26253
26257
>>26252
"Cursing? The hell are you cursing?"
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.26254
>>26249
"To try and fix their relationship. But you didn't need any help with thez"
>>26251
>implying he cares
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.26255
>>26250
Yes actually. "We were gonna stick it in the Entertron, but the spell is much less risk."

xYw1j
?
No.26256
26260
[1d20 = 15]
>>26251
grapple
"hold on let him finish."
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26257
26258 26260 26261
>>26251
The Jew Gold was in the vault with the rest of the metal, wasn't it?
>>26253
"I wan't to make a Berserk Sword, so I can use a Barbarian's Rage when things get sticky."
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26258
26268
>>26257
oooh i want one too.
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26259
>>26251
You could have 19 ranks if you were a Blackguard.
Anonymous
zE2yh
?
No.26260
26262 26263 26273
>>26257
"The hell does that need a curse for? And why is the wind in Korak's sword not good enough?"

>>26256
"The fuck Inferius, he's about to attack me!"
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.26261
>>26257
Oh gee. A shame you nerfed being a barbarian then isn't it? e_e
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.26262
26264 26281
>>26260
"I never fucking said I was gonna attack you, I just want my potion"
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26263
26264 26265
>>26260
"shh shh you just paranoid, no one wants to hurt you we all friends here this safe space."
Anonymous
zE2yh
?
No.26264
26266
>>26262
"You said you were going to use it on Inferius. Fuck off. You have two bottles anyways"

>>26263
"What are you doing?"
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26265
26266 26267
>>26263
*rocks trump like bab*
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26266
26267
>>26264
>>26265
"calming the situation. im a doctor jim."
Anonymous
zE2yh
?
No.26267
1506572247675.png
>>26266
>>26265
*Gives look*

"Just keep him away from me"
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26268
26269 26270
>>26258
Are you even Proficient in it? Clerics are only Proficient in the Martial weapons of their Favored Deity.
Anonymous
zE2yh
?
No.26269
26271 26272 26274
>>26268
Are you proficient in great swords?
Anonymous
zE2yh
?
No.26270
>>26268
"Tracy! Don't let him get the potion!"
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.26271
26277 26282
>>26269
... yeah
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26272
>>26269
i am.
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26273
26276
493.jpg
>>26260
"Koraks sword is good, but it's a little small for some of the bigger targets we might face. It's cursed because it's edgy."
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26274
>>26269
"Yep!"
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26275
"torc go get another potion."
Anonymous
zE2yh
?
No.26276
26278 26281
>>26273
"TRACY, IN THE NAME OF ELWAY, CHRIST, HITLER, HER MAJESTY AND THE CONTINENTAL CONGRESS PAY ATTENTION TO THE THREAT TO YOUR HUSBAND FROM TROLLESTIA'S BITCH RIGHT HERE"
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26277
26278 26280
>>26271
*hops down and sprays both of the offending players with the Rod of Sneezes*
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26278
>>26277
meant for >>26276

Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.26279
26310
Thez looks around at the group and wonders who to nerf. "Torcuil is chaotic, Infernius is chaotic, Tracy is chaotic,...."
"Kek," she says holding the night-blue stone.

Anonymous
zE2yh
?
No.26280
26285
>>26277
Which players? Me and torcuil or Inferius and Torcuil?
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26281
26284
>>26276
>>26262
"would you be happy if torculi accepted a geas that said he cant harm you? and would torc accept such a thing?"
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26282
>>26271
Can Tracy use Potions of Rage as substitute for the Rage spell, or will she have to get Taylor or someone else to help her every day?
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.26283
26287 26288
Trump is incapacitated
Anonymous
zE2yh
?
No.26284
>>26281
"Geas is harsh. I just want to keep the potion and be left alone"
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26285
>>26280
>Inferius and Torcuil
Is what she would've done.
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.26286
"I still have the other stone,...."
Anonymous
zE2yh
?
No.26287
>>26283
So much fuck you
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26288
26289
>>26283
Did the Rod do anything? I promised not to stab players..
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.26289
>>26288
Yes, it spewed mucous.
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.26303
26304
>>26301
Was, but just for kicks. She undid it, she just wanted the satisfaction. She's been in a weird mood for days now.
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.26304
26306 26308
>>26303
Oh no, she better not be...
Anonymous
zE2yh
?
No.26306
>>26304
"She's pregnant?"
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.26308
26309 26310
>>26304
I don't follow
>>26305
You're really not helping
Anonymous
zE2yh
?
No.26309
26312
>>26305
I'm just going to assume that Trumpaladin sees this.

He's left wondering why it wasn't Thez

>>26307
But Trump did say it

>>26308
She just disappeared during the danger. She has to do this
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26310
26311
>>26279
She's not Chaotic (yet).
>>26308
She just realized it was a bad idea..
Anonymous
zE2yh
?
No.26311
>>26310
No, it was a good idea
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26312
26313 26315
>>26309
>wondering why it wasn't Thez
Dying sucks.
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26313
26315 26317
>>26312
Also, I'm an idiot and didn't realize Thez was there.
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26314
26316
>>26294
"Exactly."
Anonymous
zE2yh
?
No.26315
>>26312
So... you attack her husband, who was not the one who just incapacitated your husband?

>>26313
Uh... I'll accept that explaination
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.26316
26320
>>26314
"Thank you!"
GM is Thez pregnant?
Anonymous
zE2yh
?
No.26317
26319
>>26313
"Tracy, did you just vanish while I was incapacitated?"
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.26318
26321 26323
Thez yawns. "Sorry, its been a while since I've had a good "good" excuse to floor anyone. Don't let me stop you, just make sure that there's some kind of residue or there'll be TWO absent traces of residue! in the morning."
She hops over to Infernius. "Thanks again for the face," she kisses him.
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26319
26323
>>26317
"I.. I was just trying to.. get a clean shot.."
*drops blackjack and hangs her head, ashamed of her faggot's incompetance*
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.26320
26322
>>26316
Wait, what?
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26321
>>26318
*kisses back*
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.26322
26324 26328
>>26320
you said Thez was actimg weird, so I assumed pregnancy
Anonymous
zE2yh
?
No.26323
26326 26328 26340
>>26318
*DEATH GLARE at Thez*

>>26319
"Tracy, if I am incapacitated like that, I, by definition, cannot defend myself. And if you flee from danger after that happens..."
sadness with anger
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26324
26329
>>26322
Now that would be terrifying.
Good thing they used protection.
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26326
26331
>>26323
"I, I wasn't fleeing! I was just waiting for the right moment..."
Anonymous
zE2yh
?
No.26327
I think it's a good time now to explain
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.26328
Ah, I can wait 12 minutes
>>26322
Thats a bit of a leap o_O
>>26323
"What?"
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26329
26330 26332
>>26324
"protection?"
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26330
>>26329
Shut up!
Anonymous
zE2yh
?
No.26331
26345 26348
>>26326
"Speaking of the right moment... Tracy, can you leave the eggs and the stable for a minute?"
Anonymous
zE2yh
?
No.26332
26336 26340
>>26329
"Who the hell uses protection? I certainly don't"
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.26334
26338 26340 26341
Fug
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26336
26338 26340
>>26332
*high five*
"me neither"
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.26337
26340 26342
Awwww,....
Anonymous
zE2yh
?
No.26338
>>26334
Kek!

>>26336
*returns high five, with enthusiasm*
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.26339
26341 26342
"What do you guys mean 'protection'? You mean like, weapons?"
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.26340
>>26323
My brain works weird
>>26332
>>26334
>>26336
>>26337
Kek
Torc gets tired of this bullshit and heads to town
Anonymous
zE2yh
?
No.26341
26343
>>26339
"Sex with females. They can get pregnant otherwise. Even if they are entirely different species apparently"

>>26334
Shit, I wish I had turned trips on for that
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26342
26344 26345
>>26337
Oh dear.
>>26339
Good lord...
>tfw have to play diligently
"Yeah, what is this 'protection' you guys talk about? Is it like a knife? Can I have it?"
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.26343
26345 26353
>>26341
"That's absurd, I'd have to be... non... infernal... for,...." her voice trails off, as she suddenly realizes,... things.
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.26344
>>26342
She does smell a bit funky now that its mentioned, Tracy notices