And the Game must?! go on!
Tonight we find the party split. Trump, Tracy, and Taylor find themselves in a grand banquet hall with a gradually increasing number of stiff-backed military personnel, along with a variety of less-but-still disciplined civilians. The whole place reeks of rigidity and efficiency. All boots are shiny, all suits and uniforms are crisp and clean.
Meanwhile, Torcuil - who didn't die - prepares to venture forth with Infernius and Thez who just last night got engaged, no homo to wreck shop on an entire city of commies. "Isn't wanton killing evil" you might ask, to which I say "Not when its commies".
So then, let us begin,... again.
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>>26225I'm guessing you're also in the stables?
*puts away potion*
>>26226I know that but Trumpaladin will always express an aversion to keeping human body parts
>>26223all that glitters is goldsteel.
>>26229"You were going to use it on me for nefarious purposes. No. Besides, I failed to take your other two bottles."
>>26214Rogue here: ranger is actually just as good, if not better at stealth. They also get more survival stull.
Rogue's biggest pluses are Trap sense and Sneak Attack.
>>26224"... I don't think Lenos is going to buy that.. I've got other things to work on first. I'd like to at least get working on the mace though."
>the hell is your intent"I want them to look badass"
>What the fuck?"I know, right. Dead bodies aren't normally useful like this, but that cosplaying freak had so much magic in him that it had a little bit left over. I don't think he was even hoo-man."
>>26231"Be ready to sic this nerd here if he tries something"
>>26230>ebilBy fixing your relationship?
Gm, if Tracy levels up as a Blackguard, can she make one of these birds her fiendish servant, instead of summoning one?
>>26235That wasn't your intent the entire time?
>fiendishWe'll have to work on that
>>26231"Why would Lenos care if the gold cores were taken? I raided the treasury a couple months ago and he was indifferent"
>>26238hes our ally so he didnt mind you taking from it. but dragons really REALLY hate being stolen from.
>>26240True. The question now is if he would care if Tracy took the cores to make gold-steel. Of course what she is really concerned about is that he might afterwards wonder into the vault if those are removed, but Trumpaladin doesn't know that.
>>26239>>26235"Tracy..."
Also, I just realized that ponies can wear boots.
>>26236It's literally just a bit of damage resistance.
>>26238"Well, if you think of it, the only reason Lenos hasn't found out about the burglary yet is because he has a sufficient stack of metal in the forge to allow him to keep sitting on his ass and never come out. The moment he runs out of metal in there and finally comes out for more, is the same moment this whole tower goes up in flames."
>>26242"I see. But Torcuil is getting hostile."
>>26242"this unfortunately, tracy what happend to the drows head?"
>>26244Are you in the Stables?
"Inferius, Torcuil is threatening me. He wants that potion back we took from him when he tried to use it on you"
>>26241>if he would careHe wouldn't mind at all, but that dragon is functionally a timebomb, with his supply of metal as the timer. I don't know what kind of character he is, but I get the vague notion that he could potentially be the kind that would burn down half the map to find the dirty sandniggers who stole his treasure.
>>26244"Its in a bucket," Thez says, feeling better after eating a face.
>>26243>wants stolen potion back>hostile"Ive changed my mind. Tracy I know make magical sex toys. Wanna test the strap-on with your husband over there?"
>>26245"I wasn't going to use it on you. Just trump and Tracy"
>>26245yea i came in awhile ago.
>>26248"for what purpose?"
>>26247can i use talk with dead on it?
[1d20 = 7]>>26246He wasn't using the Jew Gold to begin with. He uses metal imported through the Port and through Ben
>>26248"That's not what you said at the time
Quick Draw Vanderiem, with ten ranks in Intimidate
INTIMIDATE Torcuil
Draw BEES ring shield
>>26244"Oh hey, Infernius, would you mind cursing this sword hilt?"
>>26252"Cursing? The hell are you cursing?"
>>26249"To try and fix their relationship. But you didn't need any help with thez"
>>26251>implying he cares >>26250Yes actually. "We were gonna stick it in the Entertron, but the spell is much less risk."
[1d20 = 15]>>26251grapple
"hold on let him finish."
>>26251The Jew Gold was in the vault with the rest of the metal, wasn't it?
>>26253"I wan't to make a Berserk Sword, so I can use a Barbarian's Rage when things get sticky."
>>26251You could have 19 ranks if you were a Blackguard.
>>26257"The hell does that need a curse for? And why is the wind in Korak's sword not good enough?"
>>26256"The fuck Inferius, he's about to attack me!"
>>26257Oh gee. A shame you nerfed being a barbarian then isn't it? e_e
>>26260"I never fucking said I was gonna attack you, I just want my potion"
>>26260"shh shh you just paranoid, no one wants to hurt you we all friends here this safe space."
>>26262"You said you were going to use it on Inferius. Fuck off. You have two bottles anyways"
>>26263"What are you doing?"
>>26264>>26265"calming the situation. im a doctor jim."
>>26266>>26265*Gives look*
"Just keep him away from me"
>>26258Are you even Proficient in it? Clerics are only Proficient in the Martial weapons of their Favored Deity.
>>26268Are you proficient in great swords?
>>26268"Tracy! Don't let him get the potion!"
>>26260"Koraks sword is good, but it's a little small for some of the bigger targets we might face. It's cursed because it's edgy."
"torc go get another potion."
>>26273"TRACY, IN THE NAME OF ELWAY, CHRIST, HITLER, HER MAJESTY AND THE CONTINENTAL CONGRESS PAY ATTENTION TO THE THREAT TO YOUR HUSBAND FROM TROLLESTIA'S BITCH RIGHT HERE"
>>26271*hops down and sprays both of the offending players with the Rod of Sneezes*
Thez looks around at the group and wonders who to nerf. "Torcuil is chaotic, Infernius is chaotic, Tracy is chaotic,...."
"Kek," she says holding the night-blue stone.
>>26277Which players? Me and torcuil or Inferius and Torcuil?
>>26276>>26262"would you be happy if torculi accepted a geas that said he cant harm you? and would torc accept such a thing?"
>>26271Can Tracy use Potions of Rage as substitute for the Rage spell, or will she have to get Taylor or someone else to help her every day?
>>26281"Geas is harsh. I just want to keep the potion and be left alone"
>>26280>Inferius and TorcuilIs what she would've done.
"I still have the other stone,...."
>>26283Did the Rod do anything? I promised not to stab players..
>>26301
Was, but just for kicks. She undid it, she just wanted the satisfaction. She's been in a weird mood for days now.
>>26303Oh no, she better not be...
>>26304I don't follow
>>26305You're really not helping
>>26305I'm just going to assume that Trumpaladin sees this.
He's left wondering why it wasn't Thez
>>26307But Trump did say it
>>26308She just disappeared during the danger. She has to do this
>>26279She's not Chaotic (yet).
>>26308She just realized it was a bad idea..
>>26312Also, I'm an idiot and didn't realize Thez was there.
>>26312So... you attack her husband, who was not the one who just incapacitated
your husband?
>>26313Uh... I'll accept that explaination
>>26313"Tracy, did you just vanish while I was incapacitated?"
Thez yawns. "Sorry, its been a while since I've had a good "good" excuse to floor anyone. Don't let me stop you, just make sure that there's some kind of residue or there'll be TWO absent traces of residue! in the morning."
She hops over to Infernius. "Thanks again for the face," she kisses him.
>>26317"I.. I was just trying to.. get a clean shot.."
*drops blackjack and hangs her head, ashamed of her faggot's incompetance*
>>26320you said Thez was actimg weird, so I assumed pregnancy
>>26318*DEATH GLARE at Thez*
>>26319"Tracy, if I am incapacitated like that, I, by definition, cannot defend myself. And if you flee from danger after that happens..."
sadness with anger
>>26322Now
that would be terrifying.
Good thing they used protection.
>>26323"I, I wasn't fleeing! I was just waiting for the right moment..."
I think it's a good time now to explain
Ah, I can wait 12 minutes
>>26322Thats a bit of a leap o_O
>>26323"What?"
>>26326"Speaking of the right moment... Tracy, can you leave the eggs and the stable for a minute?"
>>26329"Who the hell uses protection? I certainly don't"
>>26334Kek!
>>26336*returns high five, with enthusiasm*
"What do you guys mean 'protection'? You mean like, weapons?"
>>26323My brain works weird
>>26332>>26334>>26336>>26337Kek
Torc gets tired of this bullshit and heads to town
>>26339"Sex with females. They can get pregnant otherwise. Even if they are entirely different species apparently"
>>26334Shit, I wish I had turned trips on for that
>>26337Oh dear.
>>26339Good lord...
>tfw have to play diligently"Yeah, what is this 'protection' you guys talk about? Is it like a knife? Can I have it?"
>>26341"That's absurd, I'd have to be... non... infernal... for,...." her voice trails off, as she suddenly realizes,... things.