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Banquet Nuts
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25605
25607 25893 25976
And the Game must?! go on!
Tonight we find the party split. Trump, Tracy, and Taylor find themselves in a grand banquet hall with a gradually increasing number of stiff-backed military personnel, along with a variety of less-but-still disciplined civilians. The whole place reeks of rigidity and efficiency. All boots are shiny, all suits and uniforms are crisp and clean.
Meanwhile, Torcuil - who didn't die - prepares to venture forth with Infernius and Thez who just last night got engaged, no homo to wreck shop on an entire city of commies. "Isn't wanton killing evil" you might ask, to which I say "Not when its commies".

So then, let us begin,... again.
1030 replies and 94 files omitted.
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.25607
25608 25611
>>25605
I like killing commies
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25608
25609 25610
>>25607
Its supposed to be fun! Now on the subject of Rangers,... you might find someone in the immediate surroundings who knows a thing or 7.
Tay
PUWYA
?
No.25609
25612
>>25608
Faints again to get free cpr.
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.25610
25612
>>25608
Uh, how I find this man?
Should I roll perception?
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.25611
>>25607
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yy9VvAuCCEg [Embed]
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25612
25613
>>25609
"Ma'am! Are you okay? ARE YOU OKAY!"
...
"She's unresponsive, but still breathing. You! Go get a medical technician! You, please assist me!"
>>25610
That might help
Gr6zN
?
No.25613
25614 25617
[1d20 = 13]
>>25612
Rolling
May kek bless my roll
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.25614
25615 25617
>>25613
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Guidance
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.25615
25617
>>25614
Thx friend
Anonymous
dFUBu
?
No.25616
25619
image.jpeg

Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.25617
25621
>>25615
>>25614
>>25613
do these stack gm?
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Prayer
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25618
25620 25647
The two attending staff members begin feeling around Taylor for any injuries or signs of distress. The assistant asks Trump/Tracy, "Does she have any existing medical conditions that you are aware of? Is she allergic to any medications?"
"I'm not detecting any signs of trauma, elevating her head," the main responder says wrapping up his jacket into a roll and placing it under Taylor's head.

The incoming crowd takes more than a passing interest in the situation with Taylor. "Please, maintain a perimeter!
Two more people with medical symbols on their uniform enter. "Sir, we're here to relieve you."
"Thank you. She collapsed on the floor, no apparent signs of injury, and she's still breathing but unresponsive."
"We'll take it from here. Preparing AED device." he says while the other medic rips open her jacket and shirt.
"Placing electronic shock devices."
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.25619
>>25616
Thats fucking adorable.
Tay
PUWYA
?
No.25620
25621 25625
>>25618
>>25618
[Dripping noises]
6Xr1d
?
No.25621
[2d20 = 22]
>>25617
No, the latter supercedes the former.
>>25620
"Charging AED, everyone stand clear!"
....
"Administering shock."

Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25622
25623
A sharp surge of electricity shoots through Taylor, forcing her eyes open, and causing her to gasp for air.
Tay
PUWYA
?
No.25623
25625 25627
>>25622
[Orgasms intensely]
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25624
25626
The medical staff breathe a sigh of relief. "Ma'am, can you hear me? You're in the Spartan's mess hall, you fell and lost consciousness. Please remain still while I check your vitals."
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.25625
>>25620
Oh no
>>25623
Why
Tay
PUWYA
?
No.25626
25627
>>25624
[Kises medic]im fine now.
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25627
25628 25629
>>25623
And here i thought getting shocked would have been seen as adverse
"Ma'am, you seem to be convulsing. Its best that you lay there. I need an....." he's interrupted by >>25626

The surrounding onlookers cheer at her return to life and movement (aside from slight 'convulsions'). Several people pat him on the shoulder and back, while his assistant looks at him with green eyes.

Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.25628
>>25627
>green eyes
I don't know how, but that will be important later.
SOMEONE WRITE THAT DOWN
Tay
PUWYA
?
No.25629
>>25627
You have very pretty eyes.
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25630
"Ma'am, I think you're going to be alright. Take over for me," he says to the other attendent who shoots him a look of "Oh NOW I can take over".
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25631
25633
>Green eyes
Its an expression, it means he's jealous, not literal
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25632
25635
Nevermind, fuck it. He's got green eyes
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.25633
>>25631
I've never heard that.
I thought it was gonna be something important
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.25634
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbR96b7ksXg [Embed]
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.25635
25637
>>25632
does lennos have any zyclone b?
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25636
25638
Meanwhile, aside from Taylor's,... situation, Thez inquires to Infernius. "Why are we going to go kill a city again? I'm not opposed, just wondering why its necessary or called for is all."
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25637
25638
>>25635
Raises his goggles. "What now?"
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.25638
25639
>>25636
"they are filthy communist jews"
>>25637
"me need gas bombs. have you any?"
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25639
25640 25643 25645
>>25638
T> "What's a communist?"
L> "How quick do you need 'em?"
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.25640
25641
>>25639
"As the scholar of the group, imagine socialism but worse"
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25641
25646
>>25640
"What's wrong with being social? Do they talk too much?"
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25642
25646
P.S. Intelligence is Thez' weakest attribute
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.25643
25651
>>25639
"me not know full details but me was in bavaria during the coup they starved the civilians and kept all the food for themselves thats what it means they also rape and murder with out reason, communist are the worst dregs of anyworld."
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25644
Back.
What did I miss?
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.25645
>>25639
"a few hours? me need to gas communist jews."
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.25646
25648 25651
>>25642
Ah
>>25641
"No no no. Socialism is where the goverment takes everything someone has, then distributes it evenly.
So say that Jew down the street has $1 and you have $99 according to the government, you each have $50.
Communism includes killing people"
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25647
>>25618
>medical conditions
"No. She's just a bit of a drama queen."
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.25648
25649 25650
>>25646
"a jew with 1$ hahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaha"
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25649
>>25648
>according to the (((government)))
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.25650
>>25648
"Well, one dollar not invested in the banks or the illuminati"
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25651
25652 25654
>>25643
Thez eyes sharpen. "So demons then." Draws her broom and unsheathes it. "Its a shame I don't have claws for this," then to Infernius and Torcuil, "When do we leave?"
>>25646
"Definitely demons. Maybe not literally, but thats how Demons are. Laws are 'negotiable items', public opinion beats out decency and responsibility. That sound about right?"
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.25652
25653
>>25651
"Actually, close enough. Lets go.
I'll summon gas with my meme magic."
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25653
25658
>>25652
Both look to Infernius, who (not as well as Tracy) is the only one who knows where to look.
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.25654
>>25651
"me need gas that there weakness."
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25656
25657
So, where is Tracy right now?
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25657
25660
>>25656
Tracy is at the rapidly filling mess hall, which large portions of which are taking their seats and calming down after the commotion of Taylor's momentary distraction.
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.25658
25659
>>25653
*i point it out on the map*
"which me faggot dont have handy"
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25659
25672
numap.png
>>25658

Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25660
25662
>>25657
What do the guys in the room look like?
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25661
25662 25663
Also, did the squirrel ever show up again?
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25662
25664
>>25660
Its all strength, determination, and form. Its an almost entirely military civilization, and all present are either military or elected by. Everyone's armed (though not aggressively so), and aside from glances (especially toward Tracy, who is the only Poner - let alone non-human - in the room) everyone is operating quite dignified and decorously.
>>25661
Not yet
Tay
PUWYA
?
No.25663
25665
>>25661
This. I need to talk to him. About his weapon.
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25664
25665
>>25662
Is this place based off of Sparta?
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25665
25668 25669
>>25664
Loosely
>>25663
Uhm, by that you mean,....
Anonymous
Dr9PD
?
No.25667
Praise Epona
Tay
PUWYA
?
No.25668
25671
>>25665
>rocket luancher.
Anonymous
Dr9PD
?
No.25669
>>25665
Probably that RPG.
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.25670
25672
"You guys go ahead, I'll catch up."
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25671
25673
>>25668
HA! You'll have a better chance at getting at his nuts! (double-entendre intended)
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.25672
>>25659
>>25670
"we can wait it most likely be a tough fight, me want best friend(thats not thez) with me."
Tay
PUWYA
?
No.25673
25674 25675
>>25671
Ill just be asking about how it functions and why a talking squirrel has one.
Anonymous
Dr9PD
?
No.25674
>>25673
I too would like to know about both.
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25675
>>25673
Good luck with that. I won't rule against it, but I will say "HIGHLY improbable"
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25676
25677 25692
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Anonymous
Dr9PD
?
No.25677
25678 25680
>>25676
What did they serve us?
If these assholes ever try to steal our GET, it's total war.
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.25678
25679 25680
>>25677
which site are they from?
Anonymous
Dr9PD
?
No.25679
>>25678
NOT Sportschan, hopefully.
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25680
25681 25682
>>25677
The food hasn't been served yet
>>25678
This is the Sparintenar banquet
Anonymous
Dr9PD
?
No.25681
>>25680
[hungry hoers noises]
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.25682
25683
>>25680
"hey thez any of that turkey left?"

Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25683
25684
>>25682
"What? Oh, yeah. Its in the mess area."
>muttering about demons intensifies
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.25684
25685 25687
>>25683
"what me to bring you a plate?"
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25685
25686 25687
>>25684
She looks at him, then forward, then back at him. "No. Yes. Maybe,... yes." she seems unsure, but she said yes twice.
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.25686
>>25685
i go to the mess area and fix 2 plates then come back."
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.25687
25688
>>25685
>>25684
Torc mumbles something about "fucking lovebirds"
GM did Torc detect the ranger?
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25688
25689
>>25687
Nothing in particular, just a sense of proximity.
T> Banana?
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.25689
25690
>>25688
"Thanks Troll."
Torc takes the banana being offered
"Question. Do you notice anyone who shouldn't be here? I feel... watched"
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25690
25691
>>25689
Tr> "I haven't detected anyone out of the ordinary,... not that ordinary is 'ordinary' around here, why do you ask?"
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.25691
25693
>>25690
"No reason, I guess it must be an after effect of the coma."
dFUBu
?
No.25692
25697 25699 25702
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Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25693
>>25691
"Very well, let me know if you have any further questions."
Anonymous
Dr9PD
?
No.25694
25695
Torc's dagger turns int a claymore, right? What enchantment is that? I want to make something similar.
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.25695
25696
>>25694
Yeah, it does. What are you planning?
Anonymous
Dr9PD
?
No.25696
25698
>>25695
Exactly what it sounds like: a small tool that turns into a larger one on command.
Tay
PUWYA
?
No.25697
25702
>>25692
[Faints again]
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.25698
25700
>>25696
That sass earned you a coupon
"1 free enchantments from Torcuil for $420.69"
Anonymous
Dr9PD
?
No.25699
>>25692
Let me show them the head next time...
Anonymous
Dr9PD
?
No.25700
25701
Spoilered
>>25698
Thanks.
Can I has Recreational Nuke? I'll give you three bitcoinz.
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.25701
25703 25704
>>25700
3.02 and then we'll talk
In the meantime, what kind of tool?
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25702
25710 25711 25712 25716 25718 25730
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Anonymous
Dr9PD
?
No.25703
>>25701
I haven't decided yet (I hace a few planned, but I don't want to spoil). I'll probably need to make it first, which'll take weeks..
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.25704
25706
>>25701
could you make me a cock ring that does that?
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.25706
25708 25718
>>25704
"Sorry, I don't do sex toys"
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.25707
>>25705
how?
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.25708
25709 25718
>>25706
damn.
Anonymous
Dr9PD
?
No.25709
25712 25714
>>25708
Did you read the idea about the brass prosthetic? >>25372 →

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