Read "Corny Nuts"
Which brings us into the next edition of the Game thread! For newcomers, this is an RP thread thats been ongoing for,... shit, 3 months now. How time flies.
Anywhow, its based on a very loose and permissive rendition of classic D&D 3.5 edition as a baseline, and includes whatever additions can be effectively (and not too ludicrously) included; basically whatever players want that also makes some sense.
The party has just made some character and story developments. Trump and Tracy discover that when their powers combine they form Captain Planet,... or rather, Tracy gets uber-sized and most ferocious.
Infernius and Thez have successfully tracked down and captured a Dark Elf who had been masquerading as the proprietor of the Bazaar (there is no proprietor) who were responsible for jacking all their shit.
What happens next? I have some idea, which probably means its not going to go anywhere near how I expect.
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>>24548
"Good morning, pony"
He is smiling, reasonably happy, but holding your sword for... Some reason
"Good morning, pony"
He is smiling, reasonably happy, but holding your sword for... Some reason
>>24549
*smiles and stretches happily*
"~Hmmmm..! What a lovely night that was..
Are you ready to head back now, ~Flashy?"
*smiles and stretches happily*
"~Hmmmm..! What a lovely night that was..
Are you ready to head back now, ~Flashy?"
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>>24556
"Trips demand that I do what I am about to do"
Tracy has evidently reverted to pony form I the night as she slept. Trumpaladin takes Tracy, and with one hand knocks her on the ground, and then rolls her on her back. With the other, he takes Korak's sword and points it at her neck, eventually positions himself over her with the sword right at her throat
"Trips demand that I do what I am about to do"
Tracy has evidently reverted to pony form I the night as she slept. Trumpaladin takes Tracy, and with one hand knocks her on the ground, and then rolls her on her back. With the other, he takes Korak's sword and points it at her neck, eventually positions himself over her with the sword right at her throat
*stares*
[confused pony noises]
I'm not going to bother rolling for reflex. This had better be good.
[confused pony noises]
I'm not going to bother rolling for reflex. This had better be good.
>>24560
I'll have you know, I spent over a half-hour autistically hammering on F5 last night just to see if Trump was going to kill her in her sleep,....
Moar coffee
I'll have you know, I spent over a half-hour autistically hammering on F5 last night just to see if Trump was going to kill her in her sleep,....
Moar coffee
Can we fast-forward through this part, please?I want to type-out some preparations for the Saturday game, and it's slightly inconvenient if the ERP gets in the way.. I've noted everything on the charts.
>>24562
He increase speed and intensity, and brings himself closer to her, first moving the sword from a thrusting threat to a throat slicing threat, then putting it to the side nearer the end
He finishes in the pony with a soft, sort of ironically said "yippee aye ay," puts clothing back on, and then sheathes the sword, and hands it to her
He increase speed and intensity, and brings himself closer to her, first moving the sword from a thrusting threat to a throat slicing threat, then putting it to the side nearer the end
He finishes in the pony with a soft, sort of ironically said "yippee aye ay," puts clothing back on, and then sheathes the sword, and hands it to her
>>24563
>doesn't want ERP
Kek. This is the >rape board, you don't have a choice in this
But sure, just say he rode her back or they walked back or he called Fae or something
>doesn't want ERP
Kek. This is the >rape board, you don't have a choice in this
But sure, just say he rode her back or they walked back or he called Fae or something
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>>24568
*rides horse*
"Alright, let's go. Food does sound good. Maybe you can make those giant eggs into omelettes or something"
*rides horse*
"Alright, let's go. Food does sound good. Maybe you can make those giant eggs into omelettes or something"
>>24568
thats fine, I was going to make it one post but then thought to make it more than one to see how you'd respond
thats fine, I was going to make it one post but then thought to make it more than one to see how you'd respond
>>24572
In her Nightmare form, how many times can she be spurred to increase her speed before she is kill?
Also, what are the combat benefits to increased speed?
In her Nightmare form, how many times can she be spurred to increase her speed before she is kill?
Also, what are the combat benefits to increased speed?
>>24573
Cauchemars have like 158 hp so my guess is a lot. Maybe more if she recieves a Paladin's lay hands
Cauchemars have like 158 hp so my guess is a lot. Maybe more if she recieves a Paladin's lay hands
>>24573
>benefits
Right. The penalties are as follows:
- No dex bonus to AC
- Start run at 2x speed, increasing multiplier each round (after passing a DC10 Constitution check). Even if passing that check, character can only run as many rounds as their constitution score (Tracy-Mar can run for 24 rounds at a max of 3x cuz armor)
>benefits
Right. The penalties are as follows:
- No dex bonus to AC
- Start run at 2x speed, increasing multiplier each round (after passing a DC10 Constitution check). Even if passing that check, character can only run as many rounds as their constitution score (Tracy-Mar can run for 24 rounds at a max of 3x cuz armor)
*prepares camomile tea*
Goes to see Slovenia
"How was your day yesterday?"
*offers tea*
"You should join us for breakfast"
Goes to see Slovenia
"How was your day yesterday?"
*offers tea*
"You should join us for breakfast"
>>24575
Trollestia is sitting regally (and a bit comically) atop the eggs, while little japanese characters have been drawn in the dirt with incense sticks placed around it. Also one of those rectangle-banner-things is wrapped around them.
>>24578
Medium, because of the skull-breastplate (also, there's that Paladin in heavy armor she's carrying)
>>24577
"Thats very thoughtful. My day was uneventful, apparently the Mill hasn't been operating the past 2 days because of some hooman tradition of gorging themselves on bomb-ass food," she sighs. "Oh well, that just means this next week will be extra,... taxing," she says with a bit of a sadistic gleam in her eye.
Trollestia is sitting regally (and a bit comically) atop the eggs, while little japanese characters have been drawn in the dirt with incense sticks placed around it. Also one of those rectangle-banner-things is wrapped around them.
>>24578
Medium, because of the skull-breastplate (also, there's that Paladin in heavy armor she's carrying)
>>24577
"Thats very thoughtful. My day was uneventful, apparently the Mill hasn't been operating the past 2 days because of some hooman tradition of gorging themselves on bomb-ass food," she sighs. "Oh well, that just means this next week will be extra,... taxing," she says with a bit of a sadistic gleam in her eye.
>>24579
Idk.. but she's wearing something
A single rider counts as a light load, right?
If she took off the bone-armor, could she travel at 5x her land speed?
Idk.. but she's wearing something
A single rider counts as a light load, right?
If she took off the bone-armor, could she travel at 5x her land speed?
>>24580
"They've been closed? Well we'll have to fix that. I'll think about opening your own little mill up here if we can find a stream for a water mill, that way you don't have to be quite as reliant on others"
Smiles deviously
"But I trust you will make the fullest use of this well rested labor force, back from vacation"
"They've been closed? Well we'll have to fix that. I'll think about opening your own little mill up here if we can find a stream for a water mill, that way you don't have to be quite as reliant on others"
Smiles deviously
"But I trust you will make the fullest use of this well rested labor force, back from vacation"
>>24580
*eye twitches for fleeting moment, before passing*
>Is slightly-irked at seeing troll sitting on her eggs, but deep down knows she can trust her
".. H-how are they?"
*eye twitches for fleeting moment, before passing*
>Is slightly-irked at seeing troll sitting on her eggs, but deep down knows she can trust her
".. H-how are they?"
>>24583
"They're moving around a bit, so the ninja-fag put the banner around to keep them from rolling off. If they were chickens I would say only a day or so,... but I have no idea the gestation period of Rocs so we'll have to wait and see."
"They're moving around a bit, so the ninja-fag put the banner around to keep them from rolling off. If they were chickens I would say only a day or so,... but I have no idea the gestation period of Rocs so we'll have to wait and see."
>>24583
dont put up with her shit, show the mother fucker who is boss and whose eggs those are
this is still weird as hell to me. They are fucking birds. Either set them next to a fire or let them die, it's not worth nine hours a day of this
dont put up with her shit, show the mother fucker who is boss and whose eggs those are
this is still weird as hell to me. They are fucking birds. Either set them next to a fire or let them die, it's not worth nine hours a day of this
>>24585
"And if I don't?" she smirks, but moves away after stalling just long enough to make Tracy think she won't.
"And if I don't?" she smirks, but moves away after stalling just long enough to make Tracy think she won't.
>>24586
>this cunt
>*steam whistles out of nostrils*
*takes her place on the egg-bed, letting out a content, super-heated sigh; the feeling of the eggs beneath her calm her down*
>*Room turns into a sauna*
>this cunt
>*steam whistles out of nostrils*
*takes her place on the egg-bed, letting out a content, super-heated sigh; the feeling of the eggs beneath her calm her down*
>*Room turns into a sauna*
>>24582
"Oh yes, certainly. Bitches always have a tendency to try and drag out the experience of celebration and frivolity long after it has expired. It will be fun breaking them back in," she says with a wink while sipping her tea.
"Besides, this has given me the chance to plot out exactly the number of pieces we'll need for each device. How many are we building exactly?"
>>24590
A creative interpretation of the flaming-pony action.
"Oh yes, certainly. Bitches always have a tendency to try and drag out the experience of celebration and frivolity long after it has expired. It will be fun breaking them back in," she says with a wink while sipping her tea.
"Besides, this has given me the chance to plot out exactly the number of pieces we'll need for each device. How many are we building exactly?"
>>24590
A creative interpretation of the flaming-pony action.
>>24593
Not to my knowledge, though I have no idea what ideas or conversation may have gone on between last night and this morning.
Not to my knowledge, though I have no idea what ideas or conversation may have gone on between last night and this morning.
>>24596
He didn't ask.
Tracy didn't bring it up, because all she knew was that it was some boring city with a shitty economy; she wouldn't care to speak about it unless the subject came up in conversation.
He didn't ask.
Tracy didn't bring it up, because all she knew was that it was some boring city with a shitty economy; she wouldn't care to speak about it unless the subject came up in conversation.
>>24592
>tfw even when she's psycho and you know she's being a slave driver you still find her antics adorable
"That's... Hard to say, honestly. We will need Something with a massive range, because we will want to keep it out of the range of enemy return fire. We will need something mobile enough to be pulled down slender forest roads and go on ships. We'll need it to be able to sling solid rock with force against city walls, groups of rock against infantry, and flaming projectiles against flammable targets.
As for how many... Well... Tourcil will probably want his own team, and a second to be lead by me or also under tourcil should the order of battle be divided as such, but in any event as a back up, or to add more force. Let's go with two if possible, for now."
Trumpaladin smiles, again kind of deviously, and then places one handbehind her head on her neck fingers in her mane, and with another hand holds her hoof up
"I understand that what I have just asked of you is, I engineering terms, to square the circle. I have made requests that it seems cannot at once be fulfilled as they seem mutually exclusive with one another. But no one said living a second life was easy. I believe in two scoops, that you can have both. Embrace the challenge, because I think you can overcome it"
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>tfw even when she's psycho and you know she's being a slave driver you still find her antics adorable
"That's... Hard to say, honestly. We will need Something with a massive range, because we will want to keep it out of the range of enemy return fire. We will need something mobile enough to be pulled down slender forest roads and go on ships. We'll need it to be able to sling solid rock with force against city walls, groups of rock against infantry, and flaming projectiles against flammable targets.
As for how many... Well... Tourcil will probably want his own team, and a second to be lead by me or also under tourcil should the order of battle be divided as such, but in any event as a back up, or to add more force. Let's go with two if possible, for now."
Trumpaladin smiles, again kind of deviously, and then places one hand
"I understand that what I have just asked of you is, I engineering terms, to square the circle. I have made requests that it seems cannot at once be fulfilled as they seem mutually exclusive with one another. But no one said living a second life was easy. I believe in two scoops, that you can have both. Embrace the challenge, because I think you can overcome it"
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Where does Ponimaru usually spend his time anyway? Is he just always hiding?
>>24598
Not a slave driver, a "Difficult and demanding taskmaster"
"Trebuchets will certainly offer massive range, but they aren't the most readily mobile. Perhaps each Trebuchet should be accompanied by a cannon or two? Ballistae would work also, but the beams required for each shot are similar to the ones required for the trebuchet, which would significantly increase our timber resource consumption. Catapults likewise, though not quite as consumptive. Unless we're taking cannons from the Cunt, we'll need more iron to fabricate more."
Not a slave driver, a "Difficult and demanding taskmaster"
"Trebuchets will certainly offer massive range, but they aren't the most readily mobile. Perhaps each Trebuchet should be accompanied by a cannon or two? Ballistae would work also, but the beams required for each shot are similar to the ones required for the trebuchet, which would significantly increase our timber resource consumption. Catapults likewise, though not quite as consumptive. Unless we're taking cannons from the Cunt, we'll need more iron to fabricate more."
>>24597
>boring city
It's a mining town!
>with a boring economy
It's a communist place that needs to be freedomized!
>he didn't ask
No shit because he doesn't know what to ask. The purpose of the group rogue is to gather information and communicate that, damn it!
https://youtu.be/G0-VTPYXvfc
>boring city
It's a mining town!
>with a boring economy
It's a communist place that needs to be freedomized!
>he didn't ask
No shit because he doesn't know what to ask. The purpose of the group rogue is to gather information and communicate that, damn it!
https://youtu.be/G0-VTPYXvfc
>>24600
He has a number of tasks that have been delegated to him. He runs errands for Ben, supervises the Fight Club (when Thez is absent/occupied), trains and practices independently, but yes he does alot of hiding also.
He has a number of tasks that have been delegated to him. He runs errands for Ben, supervises the Fight Club (when Thez is absent/occupied), trains and practices independently, but yes he does alot of hiding also.
>>24604
"Well yes, cannons. A trebuchet is an effective long-range weapon, but is very slow and non-maneuverable. The team operating it would be sitting ducks if an opponent were to get within its range, and if you're planning a war campaign you can't expect a player to always be on hand. Cannons would help to alleviate the risk."
"Well yes, cannons. A trebuchet is an effective long-range weapon, but is very slow and non-maneuverable. The team operating it would be sitting ducks if an opponent were to get within its range, and if you're planning a war campaign you can't expect a player to always be on hand. Cannons would help to alleviate the risk."
>>24605
"I see. I'll look into taking the cannons from the ship. As for catapults, what are their comparative advantages?"
"I see. I'll look into taking the cannons from the ship. As for catapults, what are their comparative advantages?"
Tracy is still sitting on her eggs peacefully, sharpening her knives and preparing her BG spells.
>>24606
"Not much vs. cannons, except they use rocks as projectiles cheap, abundant, and they don't explode when they roll a 1"
"Not much vs. cannons, except they use rocks as projectiles cheap, abundant, and they don't explode when they roll a 1"
"Though, cannons tend to be more accurate and consistent, given that each projectile is of a standardized size and shape. Still, catapults can fire burning pitch in addition to rocks, and the occasional crazy person can use them to launch people,... I don't recommend that."
Can she sew the cloak while she's sitting?
>>24609
We could cast Contagion on corpses, and hurl them over castle walls to spread the plague.
>>24609
We could cast Contagion on corpses, and hurl them over castle walls to spread the plague.
>>24608
>cannons explode on you
"I like it. I'm still going to recommend we make a trebuchet, so that way we will have a siege engine for use against fixed fortifications. But making a catapult is or ballista is a good idea as well. Let's say make a ballista. I'll look into taking the cannons from the ship.
So... What do we need to make and operate our own cannons again?"
Marks note in his journal that Inferius is completely banned from operating cannons
>cannons explode on you
"I like it. I'm still going to recommend we make a trebuchet, so that way we will have a siege engine for use against fixed fortifications. But making a catapult is or ballista is a good idea as well. Let's say make a ballista. I'll look into taking the cannons from the ship.
So... What do we need to make and operate our own cannons again?"
Marks note in his journal that Inferius is completely banned from operating cannons
>>24612
*is sewing cloak, thankful for Kefka's hand*
Did Inferius bother to keep that Dow's hand, btw?
*is sewing cloak, thankful for Kefka's hand*
Did Inferius bother to keep that Dow's hand, btw?
>>24612
"Alright then, a catapult it is rather than a ballista"
"Pirates? But of course I keep pirates around. I never throw anything useful away. The only thing I'm lacking right now is a cleric to calm them and money to pay them"
"Alright then, a catapult it is rather than a ballista"
"Pirates? But of course I keep pirates around. I never throw anything useful away. The only thing I'm lacking right now is a cleric to calm them and money to pay them"
Does a Bag of Holding function the same way the spell Secret Chest does?
>>24617
I'm not sure what you're getting at with that question. In what capacity? Are you asking if the bag remains in ethereal stasis when not in use, retrievable only by a miniature replica?
I'm not sure what you're getting at with that question. In what capacity? Are you asking if the bag remains in ethereal stasis when not in use, retrievable only by a miniature replica?
>>24619
No, the bag is a material item that contains an extra-dimensional space. That space is entirely closed and sealed off when not open or in use (meaning, living things placed in the bag do need some sort of apparatus), but the space is not transverseable or detectable except through opening the device.
No, the bag is a material item that contains an extra-dimensional space. That space is entirely closed and sealed off when not open or in use (meaning, living things placed in the bag do need some sort of apparatus), but the space is not transverseable or detectable except through opening the device.
>>24620
So the space within the bag is its own dimension then? It's not on another plane, but is its own plane in an of itself?
So the space within the bag is its own dimension then? It's not on another plane, but is its own plane in an of itself?
*Tracy is reading a book on The Planes, interested in the subject*
Also, since Etherealness requires an affected subject to shift willingly, if objects on an unaware individual we're touched by the caster, could said objects be stolen off of their person?
GM, does Slovenia think that an order of one trebuchet and one catapult is prudent, or is that met as questionable?
>>24625
As in, could you touch an apple in someone's hand, make it ethereal, and effectively make that object vanish into thin air?
As in, could you touch an apple in someone's hand, make it ethereal, and effectively make that object vanish into thin air?
>>24625
>>24627
No. You have to be physical to interact with physical objects. When ethereal you are highly limited in what you can perceive from the material plane, and unable to interact in any way.
>>24626
"That depends on the size of the war campaign. If you're looking for an edge against a small group or faction, that would be sufficient, but if the group/faction has seige engines of its own, you'll need more."
>>24627
No. You have to be physical to interact with physical objects. When ethereal you are highly limited in what you can perceive from the material plane, and unable to interact in any way.
>>24626
"That depends on the size of the war campaign. If you're looking for an edge against a small group or faction, that would be sufficient, but if the group/faction has seige engines of its own, you'll need more."
>>24629
Depends on the circumstance. If you're standing in a pub, grab an apple, and then go ethereal, no issue there. If you're fighting with someone and you grab something they're wearing, or their weapon or w/e, no you can't just ethereal-steal it. You have to have uncontested control of an item to bring it with you, and even then there's limitations for size (Thez couldn't <whooof> the Roc corpse, for example, which though a different ability/effect, is governed by the same rules).
Depends on the circumstance. If you're standing in a pub, grab an apple, and then go ethereal, no issue there. If you're fighting with someone and you grab something they're wearing, or their weapon or w/e, no you can't just ethereal-steal it. You have to have uncontested control of an item to bring it with you, and even then there's limitations for size (Thez couldn't <whooof> the Roc corpse, for example, which though a different ability/effect, is governed by the same rules).
What if you snuck up on an individual while material and grabbed said object without them knowing? With a Slieght of hand check, couldn't you steal the shirts off of their backs (metaphorically and physically)?
>>24631
Aside from the fact that stealing and poofing are both standard actions (meaning, not in the same round) yes, it is theoretically possible.
Aside from the fact that stealing and poofing are both standard actions (meaning, not in the same round) yes, it is theoretically possible.
What about leaving object on someone's person? Dropping an object is a free action and etherealness ceases as contact does, so could you use the ability to place objects in empty chamber, like bags or anything else with an open space large enough to hold the object?
>>24628
"Well, I can't honestly say exactly what is needed. As of now, I think we can anticipate both needing to attack fixed strong enemy positions from a distance, and also attacking light enemy targets under circumstances that we can be counter attacked easily. I guess I will have to say we should build one trebuchet and one catapult, while investigating canons. Report progress to me.
Thank you for all of your help and input.
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"Well, I can't honestly say exactly what is needed. As of now, I think we can anticipate both needing to attack fixed strong enemy positions from a distance, and also attacking light enemy targets under circumstances that we can be counter attacked easily. I guess I will have to say we should build one trebuchet and one catapult, while investigating canons. Report progress to me.
Thank you for all of your help and input.
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>>24633
Except that dropping objects while ethereal leaves them on the ethereal plane, and the ratio of space is not 1 to 1. Meaning, you can't drop an object 2" from above a chest and have it appear 2" above the chest if it were even possible to do that in the first place. This is also why sneak attacks (or coordinated attacks) from the Ethereal plane are impossible except to creatures that have naturally developed the skill over time (filchers, phase spiders, etc.).
>>24635
I know, I'm on it.
Except that dropping objects while ethereal leaves them on the ethereal plane, and the ratio of space is not 1 to 1. Meaning, you can't drop an object 2" from above a chest and have it appear 2" above the chest if it were even possible to do that in the first place. This is also why sneak attacks (or coordinated attacks) from the Ethereal plane are impossible except to creatures that have naturally developed the skill over time (filchers, phase spiders, etc.).
>>24635
I know, I'm on it.
>>24637
So, other monsters with the ability are capable of it, because they're experienced in using it?
So, other monsters with the ability are capable of it, because they're experienced in using it?
>>24640
Okay...
>wanted to leave needles/shurikens in victims stomachs to cause them to die as painfully as possible without knowing what happened or to do
Okay...
>wanted to leave needles/shurikens in victims stomachs to cause them to die as painfully as possible without knowing what happened or to do
>>24641
No e_e, I only allowed it with the Terrasque becase A. it has a much larger volume gut, and B. 'cuz you rolled a 20 (it was going to backfire horribly otherwise)
No e_e, I only allowed it with the Terrasque becase A. it has a much larger volume gut, and B. 'cuz you rolled a 20 (it was going to backfire horribly otherwise)
>>24642
Oh, okay.
It worked out better than I thought it did then, despite not accomplishing anything.
Oh, okay.
It worked out better than I thought it did then, despite not accomplishing anything.
>>24638
>>24636
>>24637
Trumpaladin goes to find the other pony. He arrives to find her in the stables
"Little pony"
He shows his hand to make sure she sees that he is in fact wearing the ring
"I just found out from your friend that Korak's ship did indeed have cannons. Do you have any informational gifts for me, little pony"
Flashes eyes
"Impress me, if you can"
>>24636
>>24637
Trumpaladin goes to find the other pony. He arrives to find her in the stables
"Little pony"
He shows his hand to make sure she sees that he is in fact wearing the ring
"I just found out from your friend that Korak's ship did indeed have cannons. Do you have any informational gifts for me, little pony"
Flashes eyes
"Impress me, if you can"
>>24644
[confused pony noises]
"What do you mean by 'gifts'? Is there anything in particular you want to talk about?"
[confused pony noises]
"What do you mean by 'gifts'? Is there anything in particular you want to talk about?"
>>24645
"Slovenia surprised me with the cannons bit. I would not have thought to ask for that had she not have mentioned it when she declined a request for a god-tier trebuchet. You tend to be full of surprises. Surprise me"
"Slovenia surprised me with the cannons bit. I would not have thought to ask for that had she not have mentioned it when she declined a request for a god-tier trebuchet. You tend to be full of surprises. Surprise me"
>>24646
"Thought you would've seen them on the ship last time, but sure.
she doesn't give a shit about this topic, but I know that's what you're looking for
Did you see that weird city to the north? It has canons too, pointed at the mountains for some reason."
"Thought you would've seen them on the ship last time, but sure.
she doesn't give a shit about this topic, but I know that's what you're looking for
Did you see that weird city to the north? It has canons too, pointed at the mountains for some reason."
*steam rises off of comfy pony*
I miss my wifi...
I miss my wifi...
>>24647
gems would have been much better info, honestly
"City? What city? I know nothing."
my internet sucks too
gems would have been much better info, honestly
"City? What city? I know nothing."
my internet sucks too
"That ring-shaped city on the other side of the mountain. It seems odd, but there doesn't look like very much activity either."
>>24650
"Can you tell me anything about this city's inhabitants? What about any other locations in the area?"
why are you so stingy with information? You stand nothing to benefit, and it probably harms you in the long run. All it does is drag out meta gaming and makes me ask more questions to get the same information, which is miserable when my internet doesn't work
"Can you tell me anything about this city's inhabitants? What about any other locations in the area?"
why are you so stingy with information? You stand nothing to benefit, and it probably harms you in the long run. All it does is drag out meta gaming and makes me ask more questions to get the same information, which is miserable when my internet doesn't work
>>24653
I was telling it how I thought she would. She doesn't find the topic to be very interesting.
"I don't know very much about them, but from the books it seems like some kind of isolated mining community. They don't seem to like outsiders very much. I think they might be commies or something. Seems pretty boring to me, imo."
*Offers outdated book*
For the sake of Grace, assume she relayed everything revealed in the last thread, when asked the right questions.
still phone-posting, waiting for wifi to work...
I was telling it how I thought she would. She doesn't find the topic to be very interesting.
"I don't know very much about them, but from the books it seems like some kind of isolated mining community. They don't seem to like outsiders very much. I think they might be commies or something. Seems pretty boring to me, imo."
*Offers outdated book*
For the sake of Grace, assume she relayed everything revealed in the last thread, when asked the right questions.
still phone-posting, waiting for wifi to work...
Thez is still waiting for Infernius to wake his bull-ass up, since he bothered to comment about her being gone. Not sure where the sexin' took place (the vault? a room? several rooms? on the side of the tower?) but that's where she is.
>>24660
*Content sigh*
Can she have the materials for a Ring of Animal Friendship ordered? (It seems like the most appropriate thing to put on her clasper, even if it doesn't work for her)
*Content sigh*
Can she have the materials for a Ring of Animal Friendship ordered? (It seems like the most appropriate thing to put on her clasper, even if it doesn't work for her)
>>24659
he never liked her transformation, ever
He's going to find out about the gems from someone else now
I have the perfect revenge for that, so it's okay I guess
>>24658
To Thez
"I thinkInferius followed the lead on Ben's missing gold to the bazaar. I haven't seen him since, but he normally talks to you, so... Did he find anything?"
he never liked her transformation, ever
He's going to find out about the gems from someone else now
I have the perfect revenge for that, so it's okay I guess
>>24658
To Thez
"I thinkInferius followed the lead on Ben's missing gold to the bazaar. I haven't seen him since, but he normally talks to you, so... Did he find anything?"
I'm sure Infernius wouldn't have just dropped the hand somewhere. Let's say he took it with him.
They could've set it in front of him during the night so that he could watch it ooze, knowing that each moment it's not attached to him makes it less and less likely to be reattached.
They could've set it in front of him during the night so that he could watch it ooze, knowing that each moment it's not attached to him makes it less and less likely to be reattached.
>>24662
Thez gets up and heads toward Trump, who is clearly indicating a desire to speak with her, probably by calling out or some other obvious effort.
"Yes, he was able to determine one of the Dark Elves was actually that bald fellow who had been leading characters around in the Bazaar. We have him tied up in the vault for safe keeping. We haven't interrogated him yet, though he did lose a hand in the process of chasing him down and capturing him. He hasn't said much of anything except cheek, but his name is Darkemter Vrees. This is the first I've seen him in this reboot, but our paths have crossed in previous."
>>24665
Lets say he didn't, cuz he's not into hoarding body parts, and since parts can be mended, regenerated, or outright restored (entertron, etc.) there'd be no point.
Thez gets up and heads toward Trump, who is clearly indicating a desire to speak with her, probably by calling out or some other obvious effort.
"Yes, he was able to determine one of the Dark Elves was actually that bald fellow who had been leading characters around in the Bazaar. We have him tied up in the vault for safe keeping. We haven't interrogated him yet, though he did lose a hand in the process of chasing him down and capturing him. He hasn't said much of anything except cheek, but his name is Darkemter Vrees. This is the first I've seen him in this reboot, but our paths have crossed in previous."
>>24665
Lets say he didn't, cuz he's not into hoarding body parts, and since parts can be mended, regenerated, or outright restored (entertron, etc.) there'd be no point.
Use detect evil if necessary to find her. Jesus, walky-talkies are the most useful equipment we could possibly get the group. I'd rather have it than guns. At least pigeons that could track people and not just . I'd rather have super-homing pigeons than guns, and goddamn I'd love a Thompson sub-machine-gun. Like seriously, canwe get WW1 homing pigeons but magically enchanted or something to be able to seek out persons?
"You crossed paths with him before? What do you know about him?"
"You crossed paths with him before? What do you know about him?"
>>24668
"He's a pompous asshole for one, and avoids conflict if at all possible. He's got some kind of suit, blessed by Spooder,... excuse me,... Lloth, that allows him to chameleon with his surroundings, and his stealth ability rivals my own. Beyond that, he's an excellent assassin, both in temperment and skill, but one should never ever fully trust him."
"He's a pompous asshole for one, and avoids conflict if at all possible. He's got some kind of suit, blessed by Spooder,... excuse me,... Lloth, that allows him to chameleon with his surroundings, and his stealth ability rivals my own. Beyond that, he's an excellent assassin, both in temperment and skill, but one should never ever fully trust him."
>>24668
>Pigeons that can be taught to track
I already looked into that: only animals with Scent can be trained to do that...
Of course, there's a spell for everything too.
>Pigeons that can be taught to track
I already looked into that: only animals with Scent can be trained to do that...
Of course, there's a spell for everything too.
>>24672
"..I'll be right back."
>fast travel to the vault or wherever
"Did I hear something about an elf who won't open his mouth?"
>tfw no wifi so can't use the custom reaction images I shopped for this
"..I'll be right back."
>fast travel to the vault or wherever
"Did I hear something about an elf who won't open his mouth?"
>tfw no wifi so can't use the custom reaction images I shopped for this
>>24674
"Its a safe assumption. Whether he'll admit to it or give any information out is another matter," she shrugs.
"Its a safe assumption. Whether he'll admit to it or give any information out is another matter," she shrugs.
>>24679
"Oh yes, that. It seems that Ben wasn't the only one who has been robbed recently. Don't tell Lenos, he'll be MAD."
"Oh yes, that. It seems that Ben wasn't the only one who has been robbed recently. Don't tell Lenos, he'll be MAD."
>>24678
Bullshit, she stayed on the eggs because that's what she does and you should have said that 30 minutes ago.
Mention the gems you kike
Bullshit, she stayed on the eggs because that's what she does and you should have said that 30 minutes ago.
Mention the gems you kike
[4d20 = 35]
>>24680
"Aww hell no!"
Goes into vault
"Where's the fucking money?"
Draws out letter opener, the keened one
"Where is our money you sand nigger!"
Stab, stab, stab, stab, because damn I wanted to do this. Target is legs.
>>24680
"Aww hell no!"
Goes into vault
"Where's the fucking money?"
Draws out letter opener, the keened one
"Where is our money you sand nigger!"
Stab, stab, stab, stab, because damn I wanted to do this. Target is legs.
>>24684
Aside from wincing with each stab, he seems thoroughly unimpressed. "Greetings "fine sir". A pleasure to meet you."
Aside from wincing with each stab, he seems thoroughly unimpressed. "Greetings "fine sir". A pleasure to meet you."
Thez <whooof> appears. "Careful not to cut the bindings, we wouldn't want him getting away,... again."
"Flashy, why didn't you tell me about this? You know I'm good at these kinds of things."
*Draws wicked-looking curved dagger*
*Draws wicked-looking curved dagger*
>>24683
She could say the following and get a pat on the head:
As he's leaving the room, she can say to him
"You're worried about money, Flashy? Don't be. Remember how I said "I have assets"? Thez left a number of gems to me, and I wanted to keep them in reserve, in case she changed her mind or we had a situation like this one. Unfortunately that weird dog from a few days ago tore through the place I was keeping them - you know, out of sight from people like him. They could still be retrieved though if you're willing to sift through the dirt. In a cavern off the ant cave - dog killed them, unfortunately. Now, is this guy bothering you?"
She could say the following and get a pat on the head:
As he's leaving the room, she can say to him
"You're worried about money, Flashy? Don't be. Remember how I said "I have assets"? Thez left a number of gems to me, and I wanted to keep them in reserve, in case she changed her mind or we had a situation like this one. Unfortunately that weird dog from a few days ago tore through the place I was keeping them - you know, out of sight from people like him. They could still be retrieved though if you're willing to sift through the dirt. In a cavern off the ant cave - dog killed them, unfortunately. Now, is this guy bothering you?"
>>24689
>>24685
"Nice to meet you again as well. Now, I know for this I'm supposed to take you to the sunny paradise of Cuba first, but I'm a bit short on resources. Meet my associate, Tracy Cage. She will be taking over from here"
Leaves room, saying something to Tracy as necessary
Oh yeah. Cast ZONE OF TRUTH
>>24685
"Nice to meet you again as well. Now, I know for this I'm supposed to take you to the sunny paradise of Cuba first, but I'm a bit short on resources. Meet my associate, Tracy Cage. She will be taking over from here"
Leaves room, saying something to Tracy as necessary
Oh yeah. Cast ZONE OF TRUTH
Thez thinks for a moment. "Interrogating him won't work, nor will diplomacy; he'll just goad you into killing him. He's a bit of a nihilist, has been ever since he showed up here (and probably long before). I recommend starving him for a few days."
>>24694
"That would keep him from running off, sure. It won't loosen his tongue however." True
D> "And look at you all, rubbing your brain-cells together! Do let me know if there's a spark, I'd love to hear about it!" False
"That would keep him from running off, sure. It won't loosen his tongue however." True
D> "And look at you all, rubbing your brain-cells together! Do let me know if there's a spark, I'd love to hear about it!" False
>>24697
"That's fine. I'm in no hurry after all."
*sizes up elf, as if inspecting an expensive slab of meat*
"No hurry at all.."
"That's fine. I'm in no hurry after all."
*sizes up elf, as if inspecting an expensive slab of meat*
"No hurry at all.."
>>24698
"I doubt they will, Dark Elves have no loyalty to one another. I'm sure they're making every effort to be certain he can't lead us back to them." True
"If we had anything of significant and obvious value, we could attempt to bait them, but other than what we have on us, I doubt it would be enough considering the amount of wealth they've already stolen. We'd be better off scoping out places that have an existing cache of wealth and fine equipment." True
>>24699
"Uhm,...."
"I doubt they will, Dark Elves have no loyalty to one another. I'm sure they're making every effort to be certain he can't lead us back to them." True
"If we had anything of significant and obvious value, we could attempt to bait them, but other than what we have on us, I doubt it would be enough considering the amount of wealth they've already stolen. We'd be better off scoping out places that have an existing cache of wealth and fine equipment." True
>>24699
"Uhm,...."
>>24702
"Existing wealth? Where are we going to find that?
...
Any chance Korak knows where to find the Drow?"
"Existing wealth? Where are we going to find that?
...
Any chance Korak knows where to find the Drow?"
"Now.."
*cuts both Achilles tendons*
"Wouldn't want you running off now. It's been a while since I've had a chance to do this, and you came at just the right time."
>>24703
"Oh, I know. I had some more ~interesting things planned..."
*Licks blade edge*
*cuts both Achilles tendons*
"Wouldn't want you running off now. It's been a while since I've had a chance to do this, and you came at just the right time."
>>24703
"Oh, I know. I had some more ~interesting things planned..."
*Licks blade edge*
What's he wearing, btw? Any place he could be hiding items that he could use to slip away?
>>24708
He's veritably bundled in rope. "No, we retrieved his weapons (a fine rapier, and a short-sword), but he was not suited for venturing when we found him so his other 'tools' are probably being kept elsewhere," Thez sighs. "Watch out for these little guys also," she says squishing a tiny spider that had wandered out of the bindings and was working its way down the chair leg. "Sorry spooder," she genuinely says.
He's veritably bundled in rope. "No, we retrieved his weapons (a fine rapier, and a short-sword), but he was not suited for venturing when we found him so his other 'tools' are probably being kept elsewhere," Thez sighs. "Watch out for these little guys also," she says squishing a tiny spider that had wandered out of the bindings and was working its way down the chair leg. "Sorry spooder," she genuinely says.
>>24710
This faggot has maxed-out bluff. There's no way that'll help.
This could take days.
Waiting on that clothing description.
This faggot has maxed-out bluff. There's no way that'll help.
This could take days.
Waiting on that clothing description.
>>24712
Its a fine mesh of intricate webbing, occasionally linked at points with some form or other of exotic metals. Its unlike anything seen previously, though for the meta-player comparison, it is very much like the Dark Spider-man suit.
Its a fine mesh of intricate webbing, occasionally linked at points with some form or other of exotic metals. Its unlike anything seen previously, though for the meta-player comparison, it is very much like the Dark Spider-man suit.
FYI, I'm about to cripple him so he can't get away, but I want to know what he's wearing first so I won't fuck up when the bindings are cut.
>>24715
You mean beyond cutting his achilles?
D> "Where DID you find these two? And that Bull-fellow? I say the God's must have lowered their expectations to endorse this lot for the Game," he says to Thez
You mean beyond cutting his achilles?
D> "Where DID you find these two? And that Bull-fellow? I say the God's must have lowered their expectations to endorse this lot for the Game," he says to Thez
>>24715
>>24716
To Thez and to Tracy
"You know, I'm not skilled in the art of inflicting suffering, nor am I really allowed to engage in such things. But if I were, I would say you should strip him completely naked and lower the temperature of the room, so he is deprived of dignity, cold, and most importantly, we could loot him"
>>24716
To Thez and to Tracy
"You know, I'm not skilled in the art of inflicting suffering, nor am I really allowed to engage in such things. But if I were, I would say you should strip him completely naked and lower the temperature of the room, so he is deprived of dignity, cold, and most importantly, we could loot him"
>>24714
*Pulls out hammer from the forge*
>SLAM
>SLAM
*Breaks both shins halfway below the knee*
"You won't be needing these anymore."
*Takes dagger and slowly amputates 1/3 of each leg, between the broken bones*
"We'll save those for later..
Flashy, if you would..?"
*Gestures to paladin to regenerate skin over remainder of legs*
*Pulls out hammer from the forge*
>SLAM
>SLAM
*Breaks both shins halfway below the knee*
"You won't be needing these anymore."
*Takes dagger and slowly amputates 1/3 of each leg, between the broken bones*
"We'll save those for later..
Flashy, if you would..?"
*Gestures to paladin to regenerate skin over remainder of legs*
>>24718
As the flesh is rent, the suit mends over the wounds. "Oh MY! Careful with the threads!" he says in mock outrage.
>>24717
"Uhm,... I'm not sure that will work (looting/stripping). Again, I suggest starving him," Thez responds.
>>24719
"Considering what they've already stolen, I doubt that would garner a response from his cohorts, especially since they no doubt know we have him. Its a shame no one has done any research into the various communities and might have stumbled across some mention of a city relatively nearby that is swimming in wealth, cuz that would be damn useful."
As the flesh is rent, the suit mends over the wounds. "Oh MY! Careful with the threads!" he says in mock outrage.
>>24717
"Uhm,... I'm not sure that will work (looting/stripping). Again, I suggest starving him," Thez responds.
>>24719
"Considering what they've already stolen, I doubt that would garner a response from his cohorts, especially since they no doubt know we have him. Its a shame no one has done any research into the various communities and might have stumbled across some mention of a city relatively nearby that is swimming in wealth, cuz that would be damn useful."
>>24720
"I wasn't intending on getting the gold for the elves, but now that you mention it..."
"Yeah, but starving him will take days"
"I wasn't intending on getting the gold for the elves, but now that you mention it..."
"Yeah, but starving him will take days"
>>24723
I'm not doing that until I know Tracy has disabled him and until I can cast a magic resistant circle. Can Paladins cast circles that are zero-magic zones?
I'm not doing that until I know Tracy has disabled him and until I can cast a magic resistant circle. Can Paladins cast circles that are zero-magic zones?
>>24720
Upon seeing the wounds heal, the pale pony giggles like a filly in a candy store
"We are going to have so much fun tonight."
*lets loose with the hammer all over his legs*
Upon seeing the wounds heal, the pale pony giggles like a filly in a candy store
"We are going to have so much fun tonight."
*lets loose with the hammer all over his legs*
GM wishes Thez - or anyone else in the room - had an appreciation for the degree of torture invulnerability that most high-ranking Dark Elves are forced to endure/learn so we could be past all this,....
>>24730
"Thez, I was hoping to make a trip to Spinitar or the Court City soon. Now that you mention Cardishore, add that to the list. Just scouting and diplomacy, nothing serious. I was going to ask Inferius if I could borrow Uatchit for the journey. Since he is unavailable, is there a horse I can borrow for the journey? Something reasonably fast, but doesn't scream 'I am dangerous, and by the way, here is what I can use to hurt you if you want to attack me.'
>>24731
>>24730
Shhh! Let Tracy have her fun
"Thez, I was hoping to make a trip to Spinitar or the Court City soon. Now that you mention Cardishore, add that to the list. Just scouting and diplomacy, nothing serious. I was going to ask Inferius if I could borrow Uatchit for the journey. Since he is unavailable, is there a horse I can borrow for the journey? Something reasonably fast, but doesn't scream 'I am dangerous, and by the way, here is what I can use to hurt you if you want to attack me.'
>>24731
>>24730
Shhh! Let Tracy have her fun
>>24730
>Not getting the Bane joke
*blank expression* (she really wants to know if she can cut them off without losing her toy)
"Well? Would you?" she inquires in monotone
>Not getting the Bane joke
*blank expression* (she really wants to know if she can cut them off without losing her toy)
"Well? Would you?" she inquires in monotone
>>24733
*pets pony*
"Don't worry sweetie, if he does die, I can resurrect him so you can kill him again. And he'll be in a state of hysteria the whole time too."
*pets pony*
"Don't worry sweetie, if he does die, I can resurrect him so you can kill him again. And he'll be in a state of hysteria the whole time too."
>>24733
"Would you be so kind? Please, don't stop on my account," he replies.
>>24732
"Fine, but this is getting nowhere." then to Tracy. "Make sure that you don't loosen his bindings, no matter how much you cut him up," then back to Trump. "There's Trollestia, but Slovenia and Ponimaru are probably too small. I could take you quite quickly if you don't mind the wind messing up your hair, but I can't guarantee I'd be much use once there. Why not Fae anyway?"
>>24736
That IS a retarded idea! I already said, its the suit - not the dude - who is regenerating.
Speaking of which, he slips into unconsciousness. (He's been bleeding this whole time)
"Would you be so kind? Please, don't stop on my account," he replies.
>>24732
"Fine, but this is getting nowhere." then to Tracy. "Make sure that you don't loosen his bindings, no matter how much you cut him up," then back to Trump. "There's Trollestia, but Slovenia and Ponimaru are probably too small. I could take you quite quickly if you don't mind the wind messing up your hair, but I can't guarantee I'd be much use once there. Why not Fae anyway?"
>>24736
That IS a retarded idea! I already said, its the suit - not the dude - who is regenerating.
Speaking of which, he slips into unconsciousness. (He's been bleeding this whole time)
>>24737
ReEEEEEEEE don't die on me!
Is he unconscious yet? Can I take his pants?
Also, is the vault door closed?
ReEEEEEEEE don't die on me!
Is he unconscious yet? Can I take his pants?
Also, is the vault door closed?
>>24737
Lay Hands on elf to keep him from bleeding to death
>why not Fae
"Simple. We defeated the Rats, Soros, and Kefka, for absolutely no other reason than that they underestimated what they were up against. What has been accomplished by accident,I now intend. If I am ambushed or attacked, I want the first time they learn I can summon an enhanced dragonne - or a friggin' cauchemar - to be when claws and flaming hooves are in their faces, and I am already flying away. I can summon either almost at will anyways.
Just taking me straight there would be fine.
Tracy can come too, if she wants, although she needs to remain innocuous"
\r
Lay Hands on elf to keep him from bleeding to death
>why not Fae
"Simple. We defeated the Rats, Soros, and Kefka, for absolutely no other reason than that they underestimated what they were up against. What has been accomplished by accident,I now intend. If I am ambushed or attacked, I want the first time they learn I can summon an enhanced dragonne - or a friggin' cauchemar - to be when claws and flaming hooves are in their faces, and I am already flying away. I can summon either almost at will anyways.
Just taking me straight there would be fine.
Tracy can come too, if she wants, although she needs to remain innocuous"
\r
>>24738
Yes, he is unconscious. You'll have to untie him in order to take his pants. Yes, the vault is closed.
Yes, he is unconscious. You'll have to untie him in order to take his pants. Yes, the vault is closed.
>>24741
>fashion
>gross spider jumpsuit
You've got a fancy chainshirt suit, but I won't object..
I g2g for a bit.. sorry..
>fashion
>gross spider jumpsuit
You've got a fancy chainshirt suit, but I won't object..
I g2g for a bit.. sorry..
>>24744
Thez breathes a sigh of relief. "So then, assuming that no one disturbs what will very shortly be his corpse, he's probably going nowhere. I'm not sure how he did it, but he's escaped literal death before. I'd say he's a vampire, but he scoffed at a rebuke attempt by an exceptionally outranking caster. Although, if he's dead then hunger won't weaken his resolve or ability to disregard further interrogation and torture."
Thez breathes a sigh of relief. "So then, assuming that no one disturbs what will very shortly be his corpse, he's probably going nowhere. I'm not sure how he did it, but he's escaped literal death before. I'd say he's a vampire, but he scoffed at a rebuke attempt by an exceptionally outranking caster. Although, if he's dead then hunger won't weaken his resolve or ability to disregard further interrogation and torture."
>>24747
Serious is better.
Darkie wakes back up with a start. "Morning already, can't I sleep in a bit? I hope there's tea,...."
Serious is better.
Darkie wakes back up with a start. "Morning already, can't I sleep in a bit? I hope there's tea,...."
>>24748
"Oh you're too kind! I'd LOVE some, and I'm not just saying that to avoid insulting my host's taste either! Extra sweet if you please?"
"Oh you're too kind! I'd LOVE some, and I'm not just saying that to avoid insulting my host's taste either! Extra sweet if you please?"
I've only got a bit before I have to go fore a while.
"Stick knife in spinal cord to make him quadriplegic, because why not? Then slice the lenses out of his eye.
"Stick knife in spinal cord to make him quadriplegic, because why not? Then slice the lenses out of his eye.
>>24757
Can I try again at paralyzing him? There has to be a spinal section Tracy can stab him in that'll only leave him paralyzed from the the neck down.
"... Oops..."
*cuts head off*
Can I try again at paralyzing him? There has to be a spinal section Tracy can stab him in that'll only leave him paralyzed from the the neck down.
"... Oops..."
*cuts head off*
>>24757
In order to loot his shit, you'll have to untie him. In order to take him to the entertron, you'll have to untie him OR wait for Torcuil to come out of a coma OR wait for Infernius to present himself.
>>24758
I think you mean Raise Dead, which again requires Infernius. "Unless you want to ask Lenos,... which I also don't recommend doing."
In order to loot his shit, you'll have to untie him. In order to take him to the entertron, you'll have to untie him OR wait for Torcuil to come out of a coma OR wait for Infernius to present himself.
>>24758
I think you mean Raise Dead, which again requires Infernius. "Unless you want to ask Lenos,... which I also don't recommend doing."
Nevermind, Raise dead won't work now. Its Resurrect, or Entertron.
>>24763
Alrighty then....
*waits for Inferius*
"Thez... you sure you don't own a horse"
*looks at her*
"damn it I am not going to try to fuck it"
>>24764
For the spell of ressurection or raise dead, yes he does
>>24766
Have you not been listening to anything? It was clearly stated that the one way to wear down his will is to let him starve. He needs to be alive for that, and it will take a while
Alrighty then....
*waits for Inferius*
"Thez... you sure you don't own a horse"
*looks at her*
"damn it I am not going to try to fuck it"
>>24764
For the spell of ressurection or raise dead, yes he does
>>24766
Have you not been listening to anything? It was clearly stated that the one way to wear down his will is to let him starve. He needs to be alive for that, and it will take a while
>>24767
>head is the base
Then could we resurrect him from his head and leave his body and gear separate?
>head is the base
Then could we resurrect him from his head and leave his body and gear separate?
>>24768
Only through the Entertron, although that might result in the original body disappearing. I'd prefer Inferius to Raise Dead so we never have to untie him.
Only through the Entertron, although that might result in the original body disappearing. I'd prefer Inferius to Raise Dead so we never have to untie him.
>>24768
I really hope that if he is resurrected, he'll be too hysterical to teleport out before we can shackle him
I really hope that if he is resurrected, he'll be too hysterical to teleport out before we can shackle him
>>24767
Only way that Thez knows of*
>>24767
Raise dead, yes; Resurrection/Entertron, no.
>>24767
"I'm sure there's probably a basic riding horse in town. Why," she says adopting a slightly sarcastic but otherwise cute demeanor, "You don't want a ride?"
>>24768
Meta - its technically possible, but no. It would take far longer to research, set up, and produce the environment and tools necessary to do that.
Non-meta - No
Only way that Thez knows of*
>>24767
Raise dead, yes; Resurrection/Entertron, no.
>>24767
"I'm sure there's probably a basic riding horse in town. Why," she says adopting a slightly sarcastic but otherwise cute demeanor, "You don't want a ride?"
>>24768
Meta - its technically possible, but no. It would take far longer to research, set up, and produce the environment and tools necessary to do that.
Non-meta - No
>>24769
>might result in the original body disappearing
So? What's the problem with that?
We could put his head in a barrel or steel keg, and resurrect him inside of it.
>might result in the original body disappearing
So? What's the problem with that?
We could put his head in a barrel or steel keg, and resurrect him inside of it.
>>24774
"Resurrection? Only Infernius and Torcuil. BUT, if we cast his body in iron and then throw him in the Entertron, that might keep him from whatever tricks he might have up his sleeves."
"Resurrection? Only Infernius and Torcuil. BUT, if we cast his body in iron and then throw him in the Entertron, that might keep him from whatever tricks he might have up his sleeves."
>>24774
"What if we just do it with his head only? Then we can loot his clothes as the rest of the body turns to dust."
*holds out severed head*
"What if we just do it with his head only? Then we can loot his clothes as the rest of the body turns to dust."
*holds out severed head*
>>24779
Better yet, fit him for a body cast. Remove the body, only leave the head inside, and then let him grow a new body that fits to the cast.
Better yet, fit him for a body cast. Remove the body, only leave the head inside, and then let him grow a new body that fits to the cast.
Ah, shoot.. I g2g for 30 minutes to an hour now..
>>24778
I did not know that was possible. Is the sample what is used as the base for the new body?
>>24779
"Sure, and put the dimensional shackles on him, since I found a different kind of shackle for the person I originally wanted to use those on"
>>24780
"Nah, let's keep him shackled and tied up. Don't let his new body be free"
>>24781
Or that, but you'd need to mold out a cast and that will take forever
I did not know that was possible. Is the sample what is used as the base for the new body?
>>24779
"Sure, and put the dimensional shackles on him, since I found a different kind of shackle for the person I originally wanted to use those on"
>>24780
"Nah, let's keep him shackled and tied up. Don't let his new body be free"
>>24781
Or that, but you'd need to mold out a cast and that will take forever
>>24784
Yes "Yes"
>>24784
"Good idea, though how does one shackle a head?"
>>24784
"I never said make it comfortable, it can be as small a hole as we wish to cram him in."
K, so Thez acquires a reasonable amount of molten Iron from the forge, as well as one of the large crucibles. Placing the head inside, but tilted upward, she fills the crucible until the metal is just (just!) below the jaw. "There. Let that cool, and then pop him in the microwave. He'll undoubtably die if pulled out of there, but it should keep him alive and awake for whatever questions," Thez wonders for a moment, and then shrugs her shoulders.
Yes "Yes"
>>24784
"Good idea, though how does one shackle a head?"
>>24784
"I never said make it comfortable, it can be as small a hole as we wish to cram him in."
K, so Thez acquires a reasonable amount of molten Iron from the forge, as well as one of the large crucibles. Placing the head inside, but tilted upward, she fills the crucible until the metal is just (just!) below the jaw. "There. Let that cool, and then pop him in the microwave. He'll undoubtably die if pulled out of there, but it should keep him alive and awake for whatever questions," Thez wonders for a moment, and then shrugs her shoulders.
>>24788
"Well, he can be put back in of course,.... Come to think of it, putting him in, taking him back out, repeat might weaken his resolve much faster, and would avoid addressing how he's supposed to get hungry if his revived self is compressed into a very small space."
"Well, he can be put back in of course,.... Come to think of it, putting him in, taking him back out, repeat might weaken his resolve much faster, and would avoid addressing how he's supposed to get hungry if his revived self is compressed into a very small space."
>>24789
"I... Don't know why that would work, but I am also not the group expert on enhanced interrogation techniques. I'll leave the good-challenged members of the group to it. Do the thing, if you think it will work"
"I... Don't know why that would work, but I am also not the group expert on enhanced interrogation techniques. I'll leave the good-challenged members of the group to it. Do the thing, if you think it will work"
>>24790
"You saw how the pirate responded, imagine having that happen over and over again (and over and over). Still, sounds boring to me. I think its safe to assume he's not going anywhere (head or torso) anytime soon. Did you still want to venture to Sparintenar or Cardashil? This has dragged on a bit and I wanna get some fresh air."
"You saw how the pirate responded, imagine having that happen over and over again (and over and over). Still, sounds boring to me. I think its safe to assume he's not going anywhere (head or torso) anytime soon. Did you still want to venture to Sparintenar or Cardashil? This has dragged on a bit and I wanna get some fresh air."
>>24791
"But of course, to Sparintenar"
*grabs Football and Superbowl recording first*
I'll need to go a few minutes though
"But of course, to Sparintenar"
*grabs Football and Superbowl recording first*
I'll need to go a few minutes though
>back for a bit
So, when we resurrect him, will his original body turn to dust?
So, when we resurrect him, will his original body turn to dust?
Thez is triggered, "I don't suppose you guys have ever seen Futurama?"
>>24813
Okay. The smokebombs were near the ankles of his legs. That's severed, so I can readily mention. Anything else is thoroughly doubled-over with rope.
Okay. The smokebombs were near the ankles of his legs. That's severed, so I can readily mention. Anything else is thoroughly doubled-over with rope.
>>24821
"His sheathes were confiscated with his weapons (which aren't here by the way, they were taken by the Gestapo)"
"His sheathes were confiscated with his weapons (which aren't here by the way, they were taken by the Gestapo)"
Tracy help-out Thez with whatever it is she's doing to prepare the cast, eager to speed things up.
>>24834
Its not yet confirmed that thats his intention. I'm waiting for confirmation to quick-jump cut-to.
Its not yet confirmed that thats his intention. I'm waiting for confirmation to quick-jump cut-to.
>>24838
"Oh I see, he plans to present Kefka's head to Sparintenar, so to gain easier entry," Thez says. "Not a bad strategy."
"Oh I see, he plans to present Kefka's head to Sparintenar, so to gain easier entry," Thez says. "Not a bad strategy."
>>24841
It probably won't be usefull to anyone else anyway. Mudpony rogues can't craft for shit. I'll redistribute stuff later.
It probably won't be usefull to anyone else anyway. Mudpony rogues can't craft for shit. I'll redistribute stuff later.
Tracy rips out the spinal cord from the severed head stump, like in mortal combat.
>>24836
Thez produces a short length (about 8') of rope and ties it to her big, shiny belt that Infernius acquired for her, then offers the other end to Tracy. "When we Woooof, you'll want to start immediately flying to maintain course and speed." She approaches Trump and puts his hands around her waist.
"You'll want to hold on," she warns with a wink.
Thez produces a short length (about 8') of rope and ties it to her big, shiny belt that Infernius acquired for her, then offers the other end to Tracy. "When we Woooof, you'll want to start immediately flying to maintain course and speed." She approaches Trump and puts his hands around her waist.
"You'll want to hold on," she warns with a wink.
>>24846
Actually for that matter, just hollow out the body from the outside in. Start pulling organs out of the neck. Look for items in his body.
Actually for that matter, just hollow out the body from the outside in. Start pulling organs out of the neck. Look for items in his body.
>>24849
"Fine, stay behind, I just didn't want to leave you if you wanted to go too."
>>24850
"Alright then!"
<whoof>
They both appear several thousand feet above the Port at a 45deg north diagonal. Her wing-contraption immediately extends, but seems heavily weighted by his armor and everything.
"Dammit, we won't crash, but"
<whooof>
"Remind me to have you"
<whooof>
"Stow that shit for next time."
After a brief and sarcastic bit of banter, the two touch-down a good number of yards outside Cardashil, its central spires reaching up past the domed wall surrounding it. The line is just as long as ever, and is progressing equally slowly. Thez re-bundles her glider-wings.
"Fine, stay behind, I just didn't want to leave you if you wanted to go too."
>>24850
"Alright then!"
<whoof>
They both appear several thousand feet above the Port at a 45deg north diagonal. Her wing-contraption immediately extends, but seems heavily weighted by his armor and everything.
"Dammit, we won't crash, but"
<whooof>
"Remind me to have you"
<whooof>
"Stow that shit for next time."
After a brief and sarcastic bit of banter, the two touch-down a good number of yards outside Cardashil, its central spires reaching up past the domed wall surrounding it. The line is just as long as ever, and is progressing equally slowly. Thez re-bundles her glider-wings.
>>24854
Sorry, yes. Sparintenar. My bad
Video re-winds and plays back in a similar manner, except Sparintenar.
Sparintenar is a very precise and deliberate looking city-state. A great deal of care has been placed to replicate throughout what embellishments can be seen (gargoyles, ramparts, windows, etc.). It is very uniform and precise.
Sorry, yes. Sparintenar. My bad
Video re-winds and plays back in a similar manner, except Sparintenar.
Sparintenar is a very precise and deliberate looking city-state. A great deal of care has been placed to replicate throughout what embellishments can be seen (gargoyles, ramparts, windows, etc.). It is very uniform and precise.
>>24859
Neat! Is there a building that clearly seems to dominate from the skyline?
Approaches city more closely
Neat! Is there a building that clearly seems to dominate from the skyline?
Approaches city more closely
>>24860
Not particularly, the outer wall has been constructed to as to prevent outsiders from looking in at all. Its very pragmatic and strategic in its design, though not lacking in a simple (almost Dwarven) aesthetic.
Not particularly, the outer wall has been constructed to as to prevent outsiders from looking in at all. Its very pragmatic and strategic in its design, though not lacking in a simple (almost Dwarven) aesthetic.
[1d20 = 9]
>>24861
The suit has a myriad of tiny little dots on it,... which curiously run to and fro. Tracy feels a slight sting in her hand.
>>24861
The suit has a myriad of tiny little dots on it,... which curiously run to and fro. Tracy feels a slight sting in her hand.
>>24863
>Krenshall
Gnomish, I think you mean to say
>Sparintenar
Not apparently, there are humans at the gate.
>Krenshall
Gnomish, I think you mean to say
>Sparintenar
Not apparently, there are humans at the gate.
Tracy saves,... barely. In response to the pain and a warm sensation at the site, her attention is directed to a number of tiny spots that are spreading out along her forearm.
>>24868
Yes
>>24868
Yes
>>24873
No, not unmounted. Besides, Tracy's fort is +9 for rogue levels, and +2 for BG levels (maybe even an additional +1 depending on where that last level lands, I have 13 in Rogue, 1 in BG, 1 in Assasin, with 1 remaining)
No, not unmounted. Besides, Tracy's fort is +9 for rogue levels, and +2 for BG levels (maybe even an additional +1 depending on where that last level lands, I have 13 in Rogue, 1 in BG, 1 in Assasin, with 1 remaining)
>>24867
As Trump approaches the gate (and Thez close behind) he is greeted by the guards. "That's a fancy entrance you made there. A trick like that would wow some people. Can I get your name?"
As Trump approaches the gate (and Thez close behind) he is greeted by the guards. "That's a fancy entrance you made there. A trick like that would wow some people. Can I get your name?"
>>24873
Does a Paldin's mount normally need to be near/mounted on the Paladin to share the save? It's not in the description.
Fiendish servants share saves too, and a common servant is a common toad.
Does a Paldin's mount normally need to be near/mounted on the Paladin to share the save? It's not in the description.
Fiendish servants share saves too, and a common servant is a common toad.
>>24876
Players were noobs, got triggered by the Dark Elf, killed him, put his head in a metal bucket, and then Trump/Thez took off to make contacts in Sparintenar. Tracy did a variety of torturing/killing the Dark Elf until he died, which is why his head is now seated, partially submerged, in now-cool iron).
Players were noobs, got triggered by the Dark Elf, killed him, put his head in a metal bucket, and then Trump/Thez took off to make contacts in Sparintenar. Tracy did a variety of torturing/killing the Dark Elf until he died, which is why his head is now seated, partially submerged, in now-cool iron).
>>24881
Thez is wide-eyed, but otherwise non-responsive.
"Greetings Trumpaladin. Ordinarily I would give you a lengthy detailing about how non-citizens are under strict orders to engage in no shenanigens while inside, I suppose I can skip that bit for a paladin right? Sparintenar is open for you to enter, please take in all that our fine city-state can offer." He looks again at Thez (dark skin, oddity, still no bother).
Thez is wide-eyed, but otherwise non-responsive.
"Greetings Trumpaladin. Ordinarily I would give you a lengthy detailing about how non-citizens are under strict orders to engage in no shenanigens while inside, I suppose I can skip that bit for a paladin right? Sparintenar is open for you to enter, please take in all that our fine city-state can offer." He looks again at Thez (dark skin, oddity, still no bother).
>>24883
"But of course, I have nothing but the best of intentions, and thank you"
Enters city
Looks at structures
"But of course, I have nothing but the best of intentions, and thank you"
Enters city
Looks at structures
>>24878
Is Tracy kill or not?
Also, If a Blackguard uses a toad or raven as their servant, how do they share saves when one can't ride the other?
Is Tracy kill or not?
Also, If a Blackguard uses a toad or raven as their servant, how do they share saves when one can't ride the other?
>>24882
Whoops, you're right
Tracy, I apologize for the mistake, but you fall flat on the ground, losing consciousness. A warm sensation drifts up your arm and,....
Whoops, you're right
Tracy, I apologize for the mistake, but you fall flat on the ground, losing consciousness. A warm sensation drifts up your arm and,....
Infernius is in the vault, right?
[desperate hoers noises]
[desperate hoers noises]
>>24885
Not kill, but not well either. Blackguard servants work differently than Paladin mounts who happen to be Blackguards because the GM doesn't know how to maintain boundaries with players, but who has the chance to make things difficult so now he's going to.
>>24891
Not entirely, but upon Infernius entering the room he sees a torn-apart torso, (formerly the dark elf) next to a crucible bucket with the elf's head cemented in iron. Tracy is passed out on the ground and is burning up.
Not kill, but not well either. Blackguard servants work differently than Paladin mounts who happen to be Blackguards because the GM doesn't know how to maintain boundaries with players, but who has the chance to make things difficult so now he's going to.
>>24891
Not entirely, but upon Infernius entering the room he sees a torn-apart torso, (formerly the dark elf) next to a crucible bucket with the elf's head cemented in iron. Tracy is passed out on the ground and is burning up.
GM suspects he's going to enjoy this
>>24907
*cures poision*
*punches face multiple times*
"NOT YOU OBJECT TO KILLLLLLL REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
*cures poision*
*punches face multiple times*
"NOT YOU OBJECT TO KILLLLLLL REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
>>24909
".. I.. I d-didn't mean to kill him! I tried to paralyze him so that he couldn't slip away, but then I popped the wrong disk! Ouch!"
".. I.. I d-didn't mean to kill him! I tried to paralyze him so that he couldn't slip away, but then I popped the wrong disk! Ouch!"
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He saves (this time for sure, barely) but he notices several little spots running around along his hands.
>>24917
She's not a threat at the moment, she hasn't even regained her feet. Though, she can see without looking too hard that there are several on her person, assuming more haven't hidden themselves amongst her armor and clothes.
She's not a threat at the moment, she hasn't even regained her feet. Though, she can see without looking too hard that there are several on her person, assuming more haven't hidden themselves amongst her armor and clothes.
>>24928
He didn't respond to pain. Idk if he could even feel pain. That's why I thought it would be a swell idea to paralyze him.
He didn't respond to pain. Idk if he could even feel pain. That's why I thought it would be a swell idea to paralyze him.
If Tracy survives this, we could use her blood to make an antidote. Antivenom is made by injecting horses with poison to create antibodies, after all.
Oh snap, its a good thing too!
>>24938
Inferius is already immune by virtue of not being a bitch. And Trumpaladin ain't gettin' near those things
Inferius is already immune by virtue of not being a bitch. And Trumpaladin ain't gettin' near those things
>>24933
Yes, she is, and he's got a fair number on him now as well.
"Hey bub, listen up," comes a squeaky squirrel-voice from next to Infernius' ear.
Yes, she is, and he's got a fair number on him now as well.
"Hey bub, listen up," comes a squeaky squirrel-voice from next to Infernius' ear.
>should've known that the suit could only be worn by an assassin with poison immunity
>>24912
Meanwhile, the City-state of Sparintenar is a sprawling and successful city full of,... embellished but less so amenities. There is plenty of places to eat and shop, all sporting nice-ish merchandise of a uniform variety. The food smells a little bland, but perfectly acceptable (as far as sustenance), and aside from a few tattered posters that can be seen along the corners of streets, there doesn't seem to be anything of note beyond the general 'basics'.
Meanwhile, the City-state of Sparintenar is a sprawling and successful city full of,... embellished but less so amenities. There is plenty of places to eat and shop, all sporting nice-ish merchandise of a uniform variety. The food smells a little bland, but perfectly acceptable (as far as sustenance), and aside from a few tattered posters that can be seen along the corners of streets, there doesn't seem to be anything of note beyond the general 'basics'.
>>24949
Its more complicated than that, but yeah. Thez didn't know why he was dangerous even if dissected, but theres a reason she said not to untie him
Its more complicated than that, but yeah. Thez didn't know why he was dangerous even if dissected, but theres a reason she said not to untie him
>>24950
Fascinating
Approach citizen, preferably anyone who looks like a business man
But first: what do the posters say? Inspect poster
Fascinating
Approach citizen, preferably anyone who looks like a business man
But first: what do the posters say? Inspect poster
>>24955
No, but it'll keep her alive long enough to figure out the next step or produce home-made antivenom.
No, but it'll keep her alive long enough to figure out the next step or produce home-made antivenom.
To Infernius> Yeah you, we've got you guys by the balls. If you don't want to end up sprawled on the ground, bleeding from every orifice and pore, you'll do EXACTLY as We say.
>>24952
Sure
>>24954
The posters are faded and worn, and clearly allude to a festival/performance that is long since past, but show a purplish figure that seems a little familiar. By the way, Thez has wandered off.
>>24952
Sure
>>24954
The posters are faded and worn, and clearly allude to a festival/performance that is long since past, but show a purplish figure that seems a little familiar. By the way, Thez has wandered off.
>>24970
Oh dear, it's worse than I feared. First, look into the skyline for any buildings that seem more prominent than the others
Oh dear, it's worse than I feared. First, look into the skyline for any buildings that seem more prominent than the others
>>24969
Okay, NOW Tracy can be said to be safe from getting knocked the fuck out. Imagine how difficult this would be if Thez HADN'T insisted on not untying him
Okay, NOW Tracy can be said to be safe from getting knocked the fuck out. Imagine how difficult this would be if Thez HADN'T insisted on not untying him
*makes sure spooders are kill*
Walks back into room, and lights bull on fire with super-heated hoof*
Walks back into room, and lights bull on fire with super-heated hoof*
>>24974
Shush, you're unconscious and dying
>>24977
I'm SURE I've explained that at LEAST once
>>24975
As Tracy emerges from the infirmary and into the main area, Thez flies into the entry like a bolt, and rolls off the momentum, before springing to her feet.
"HOOOORAYY!" she exclaims, before seeing Tracy (a little pale,... even for Tracy) "Uhm,... something happened didn't it?"
Shush, you're unconscious and dying
>>24977
I'm SURE I've explained that at LEAST once
>>24975
As Tracy emerges from the infirmary and into the main area, Thez flies into the entry like a bolt, and rolls off the momentum, before springing to her feet.
"HOOOORAYY!" she exclaims, before seeing Tracy (a little pale,... even for Tracy) "Uhm,... something happened didn't it?"
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>>24983
Infernius is in the vault. This is interjected before Tracy is able to return to him, and takes place in the main hall area.
>spooder
"I warned you about those, didn't I? (checks log) Yes! I specifically did!"
she storms off toward the vault, careful to walk on air and not the ground.
Infernius is in the vault. This is interjected before Tracy is able to return to him, and takes place in the main hall area.
>spooder
"I warned you about those, didn't I? (checks log) Yes! I specifically did!"
she storms off toward the vault, careful to walk on air and not the ground.
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>>24982
There are several buildings that seem more important than others, but they all seem to pertain to guild halls, churches, and other civic congregational points. Nothing administrative or discretionary appears.
There are several buildings that seem more important than others, but they all seem to pertain to guild halls, churches, and other civic congregational points. Nothing administrative or discretionary appears.
>>24989
Thez storms into the vault, slamming the door behind Tracy. "SPOODER! I REALLY don't want to have to,... oh to hell with it. Tracy, set I'nis on fire."
Thez storms into the vault, slamming the door behind Tracy. "SPOODER! I REALLY don't want to have to,... oh to hell with it. Tracy, set I'nis on fire."
>>24991
"Greetings good sir. You look unfamiliar. Is this your first visit to Sparintenar? Welcome! Can I be of service?" says a smiling fellow, just outside one of the civic centers.
"Greetings good sir. You look unfamiliar. Is this your first visit to Sparintenar? Welcome! Can I be of service?" says a smiling fellow, just outside one of the civic centers.
Infernius burns for a minute, Thez picks him up (while burning) and then walks back to the door. She pauses at the entrance, and waits for Tracy to get position behind her. "Ready?"
>>24994
"Hello! I am indeed a stranger to this town. I love the appearance so far. I come from Port Barry, and I believe I might have something to offer this town. Could you tell me about your trade, who runs it, how things have been working, and who I can talk to to make trade deals?"
"Hello! I am indeed a stranger to this town. I love the appearance so far. I come from Port Barry, and I believe I might have something to offer this town. Could you tell me about your trade, who runs it, how things have been working, and who I can talk to to make trade deals?"
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Taking all waifus
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Boop
>>24997
The two quickly jump through the door, Thez intent on preventing any spooders from escaping, before stopping on the other side of the closed door. She's agitated and has a little trouble controlling herself. "Don't open the door! At least all his bits are inside the vault, which is warded against any dimensional/transportational interference. There's probably a spooder or two that escaped, so keep on your guard (keep the shoes on). I'll be back," <whooof>
The two quickly jump through the door, Thez intent on preventing any spooders from escaping, before stopping on the other side of the closed door. She's agitated and has a little trouble controlling herself. "Don't open the door! At least all his bits are inside the vault, which is warded against any dimensional/transportational interference. There's probably a spooder or two that escaped, so keep on your guard (keep the shoes on). I'll be back," <whooof>
Upon <whooof> Thez drops Infernius in the Entertron, careful to smack any spots that have attached themselves. "Sorry spooder,..." before <whoof>
>>24998
"You'd want to check with the Center of Commerce! I'm sure they'll be more than happy to discuss terms of any trade arrangement you wish to look over. That building is right over there," he points.
"You'd want to check with the Center of Commerce! I'm sure they'll be more than happy to discuss terms of any trade arrangement you wish to look over. That building is right over there," he points.
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"Thez. Why U no say anything when I stayed behind and and explicitly said: 'but I wanna try on his suit'?"
>>25006
She didn't know the suit was how he did anything, she just knew that there were spooders. She did say watch out for spooders.
She didn't know the suit was how he did anything, she just knew that there were spooders. She did say watch out for spooders.
>>25004
"Thank you! But before I go, if you don't mind telling me... Do you feel like anything is missing in life? Like there's something you and everyone want, but this city does not have?"
Make note of building to which he points
>>25005
True, just solidifying claims with still more digits
>>25006
Tracy finds herself booped, from a great distance
>>25003
Thez gets booped, from a distance
"Thank you! But before I go, if you don't mind telling me... Do you feel like anything is missing in life? Like there's something you and everyone want, but this city does not have?"
Make note of building to which he points
>>25005
True, just solidifying claims with still more digits
>>25006
Tracy finds herself booped, from a great distance
>>25003
Thez gets booped, from a distance
Alright. Tracy is outside the vault, hovering over the ground cuz thats safest.
Infernius wakes up in the Entertron.
Trump is still doing his thing in Sparintenar
Thez,... will show up in a few moments.
Infernius wakes up in the Entertron.
Trump is still doing his thing in Sparintenar
Thez,... will show up in a few moments.
Still hoping to hear from Sad Alex, Taylor and Norfilly, but not holding my breath on those. The latter appears to have posted but not here (no bully) and the formers are a burgers so who fuggin' knows.
>>25008 "The only thing 'missing' is some fine entertainment! We don't really have any time to invest in preparing or developing aesthetics, beyond a momentary suggestion or two, so if you know any entertainers, they'd be most welcome - and profitable - here in Sparintenar!"
Tracy contemplates returning to her eggs, but decides to hear-out what Thez has to say first.
>>25014
No worries then, just wondering if he had abandoned the Game. No bully, again, but with increasingly less 'stronk-centered' gameplay, he/she could readily participate without (most) issues.
No worries then, just wondering if he had abandoned the Game. No bully, again, but with increasingly less 'stronk-centered' gameplay, he/she could readily participate without (most) issues.
>>25017
Thez whoofed away, but will probably be back soon.
>>25016
As Trump is nearing the Chamber of Commerce, Thez comes streaking from the heavens like a bolt to <crash> into the ground near/in-front of him. She shakes off any dazed-ness and hands him a scroll. "I don't have time to explain. Just,... give them this. Insist its genuine." <whoof>
>>25019
So many boops,....
Thez whoofed away, but will probably be back soon.
>>25016
As Trump is nearing the Chamber of Commerce, Thez comes streaking from the heavens like a bolt to <crash> into the ground near/in-front of him. She shakes off any dazed-ness and hands him a scroll. "I don't have time to explain. Just,... give them this. Insist its genuine." <whoof>
>>25019
So many boops,....
GM steps back a moment as the thread erupts in BOOPs
>>25029
Yes, but those concerts would have been low-effort, local things. Nothing that would involve economic or political maneuvering, just local affairs which would have endeared her to Port Barry. Anything more involved requires player input.
Yes, but those concerts would have been low-effort, local things. Nothing that would involve economic or political maneuvering, just local affairs which would have endeared her to Port Barry. Anything more involved requires player input.
*goes into workshop to look for gasoline or some other flammable liquid*
>>25035
Yes it is. And this is the city it pertains to. It wasn't called that at the time, so there might be a tad bit of confusion, but the posters (all considered) clearly depict Thez,....
As far as the situation in the Tower. All players are ourside the vault, and are healed from spooders. Thez suggested to be wary of stray spooders, but otherwise the source of spooder is locked in the vault. Players are mostly safe (sorry Taylor, hope ur not scared of spooders).
Yes it is. And this is the city it pertains to. It wasn't called that at the time, so there might be a tad bit of confusion, but the posters (all considered) clearly depict Thez,....
As far as the situation in the Tower. All players are ourside the vault, and are healed from spooders. Thez suggested to be wary of stray spooders, but otherwise the source of spooder is locked in the vault. Players are mostly safe (sorry Taylor, hope ur not scared of spooders).
>>25037
She's a carpenter though... Why not?
"Hey, sister. I don't have very much time to chat, but do you have any gasoline or flamethrowers around here by any chance?"
She's a carpenter though... Why not?
"Hey, sister. I don't have very much time to chat, but do you have any gasoline or flamethrowers around here by any chance?"
Thez speeds up to Tracy. "You didn't let any out did you? Good!" she speeds away. A moment later she speeds up to Infernius' position in the Entertron.
"You, what're you doing in there? You look sad! What's the problem? Oh, you have some spooders on you."
"You, what're you doing in there? You look sad! What's the problem? Oh, you have some spooders on you."
>>25043
K. There are a variety of different sorts and shapes and sizes operating in various groups and lines, with occasional assortments of booths. There's a large table area that says "Information" at the front.
K. There are a variety of different sorts and shapes and sizes operating in various groups and lines, with occasional assortments of booths. There's a large table area that says "Information" at the front.
>>25046
Like Infernius didn't go to town for over an hour while GM waited for no reason to hear what was going to become of Trump and Tracy,.... btw Thez informed Infernius she likes to have her hands tied by her braid yeah,...
Like Infernius didn't go to town for over an hour while GM waited for no reason to hear what was going to become of Trump and Tracy,.... btw Thez informed Infernius she likes to have her hands tied by her braid yeah,...
>>25050
The clerk sighs. "One moment," walks away and another fellow, approaches.
"Good day to you sir. I understand you wish to negotiate for a record contract. You must undersand these are very slight and not frivilously offered,...."
>>25051
Yes, last night, while GM was waiting to see if that whole "holding the sword 4 kill" actually resulted in kill, meanwhile they were humping like bunnies.
The clerk sighs. "One moment," walks away and another fellow, approaches.
"Good day to you sir. I understand you wish to negotiate for a record contract. You must undersand these are very slight and not frivilously offered,...."
>>25051
Yes, last night, while GM was waiting to see if that whole "holding the sword 4 kill" actually resulted in kill, meanwhile they were humping like bunnies.
*double-checks body for spooders*
*Returns to sauna to keep check on the eggs*
*Returns to sauna to keep check on the eggs*
>>25044
infernuis feels like thez dont love him as much as he loves her. and that makes him really really sad.
infernuis feels like thez dont love him as much as he loves her. and that makes him really really sad.
>>25056
"An existing contract? You're new here so I can't say,..." his jaw drops. "Please wait one moment,...."
>>25057
I have Infernius and Thez doing the nasty for a while (A LONG WHILE), while GM (me) waited to see if Trump did something lasting with Korak's sword, which he placed for a kill-shot on Tracy.
"An existing contract? You're new here so I can't say,..." his jaw drops. "Please wait one moment,...."
>>25057
I have Infernius and Thez doing the nasty for a while (A LONG WHILE), while GM (me) waited to see if Trump did something lasting with Korak's sword, which he placed for a kill-shot on Tracy.
*steam rises off of pony*
GM sighs.
Okay. The clerk goes to verify the authenticity of the contract, given that the person presenting it is not anything like anyone previously associated.
Thez is running about like mad, trying to address the spooder situation. She didn't imagine any hurt feels from Infernius, in fact she's still outside the entertron, where he woke up, waiting for a response. Tracy is alive and well, outside the vault (unless she moved), Taylor is wherever, but probably (probably) safe, and,... did I forget anyone? Torcuil is still a coma-mummy.
Okay. The clerk goes to verify the authenticity of the contract, given that the person presenting it is not anything like anyone previously associated.
Thez is running about like mad, trying to address the spooder situation. She didn't imagine any hurt feels from Infernius, in fact she's still outside the entertron, where he woke up, waiting for a response. Tracy is alive and well, outside the vault (unless she moved), Taylor is wherever, but probably (probably) safe, and,... did I forget anyone? Torcuil is still a coma-mummy.
*was and is, respectively
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>>25063
>Korak's sword.
Pic related is the story of my life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Le9sLw2VdUg
>>25066
It's because I booped Thez...
>Korak's sword.
Pic related is the story of my life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Le9sLw2VdUg
>>25066
It's because I booped Thez...
Tracy picks up her cloak and continues stitching, the rooms temperature rapidly rising.
Thez, outside the Entertron where Infernius is still sitting, waits to hear from him. "I waited as long as I could, but the situation with others demanded my attention! I couldn't let them proceed alone, they'd have gotten all of us killed by now! You're not going to hold it against me for going off,... are you" she said before GM got called away for some BS, the rest to follow
GM is back and Thez continues "I know its probably emasculating for ur (technically Flashy's now) waifu to be stronger, and to have more experience with all manner of RP shenanigens which can rear themselves at a moments notice, but PLEASE understand, I DO love you and I DID keep GM up all night with a variety of descriptions of the positions we were passionately and frivolously getting it on to/in!!"
Meanwhile the clerk returns to Trump. "Sir, I'm a bit taken aback. Is this authentic, as in, can you present something to verify its authenticity? This document is most significant, but raises a number of necessary questions."
In the background, a pair of guards lock the door.
In the background, a pair of guards lock the door.
>>25078
Thez gets bumped in the head with a super-pigeon. It carries the following note:
"Want to go on a date with one of your partners? There's no better place that the Trump Grill! Try our amazing steaks!"
Thez gets bumped in the head with a super-pigeon. It carries the following note:
"Want to go on a date with one of your partners? There's no better place that the Trump Grill! Try our amazing steaks!"
Sorry Tay, its a little,... complicated. Hopefully it will be resolved soon, where you can be transported to Sparintenar and do a marvelous show in front of countless faire-goers who have never seen nor heard of Taylor Swift, but who are most entranced by her style and performance
So, where are the characters that are in the tower atm? Tracy is in the stables sitting on her eggs.
>>25085
Infernius is in the Entertron, Taylor is probably in the main area wondering wtf is going on no doubt, Torcuil is still in a coma, Trump is in Sparintenar, Tracy is as described, and Thez is frantically pressed against said Entertron.
>>25086
"Frivilously applied, yes! Its the magic of the individual that makes memes have any potential or significance! You think recurring digits could in some way sway me from you? You think that a quick post from some faggot could undo the feeling of someone else carrying my unconscious form after I'd exhausted myself - not once but twice?" yeah, she's crying again,.... "I don't contest that there is a degree of magic to memes and such significant circumstances," she wipes tears away "But if you thnk that I'll let some FAGGOTS on an anon-board dictate reality to me,... you don't know the first thing do you?"
Infernius is in the Entertron, Taylor is probably in the main area wondering wtf is going on no doubt, Torcuil is still in a coma, Trump is in Sparintenar, Tracy is as described, and Thez is frantically pressed against said Entertron.
>>25086
"Frivilously applied, yes! Its the magic of the individual that makes memes have any potential or significance! You think recurring digits could in some way sway me from you? You think that a quick post from some faggot could undo the feeling of someone else carrying my unconscious form after I'd exhausted myself - not once but twice?" yeah, she's crying again,.... "I don't contest that there is a degree of magic to memes and such significant circumstances," she wipes tears away "But if you thnk that I'll let some FAGGOTS on an anon-board dictate reality to me,... you don't know the first thing do you?"
>>25091
>undid
What progress was that, exactly?
We'll just resurrect him.
We made a body cast, so we can keep killing him over and over and he'll stay in one piece.
>undid
What progress was that, exactly?
We'll just resurrect him.
We made a body cast, so we can keep killing him over and over and he'll stay in one piece.
>>25096
I am not asking to get booped. Thez is the one who got booped. And you got booped too, by a sword this morning
I am not asking to get booped. Thez is the one who got booped. And you got booped too, by a sword this morning
>>25097
<rumbling sounds can somehow be heard>
Don't worry, you'll get your answer in a moment. For the moment however, your response is delayed.
<rumbling sounds can somehow be heard>
Don't worry, you'll get your answer in a moment. For the moment however, your response is delayed.
Thez still waits, patiently, for Infernius' response,... even though her record contract (THE record contract) is being negotiated in her absence.
>>25098
Stout guard surround and place their hands on Trump.
"Sir, you've presented some outlandish documents. While apparently valid, there are inconsistencies that cannot be ignored. We're going to have to ask you to come with us." The guards behind nudge him forward.
Stout guard surround and place their hands on Trump.
"Sir, you've presented some outlandish documents. While apparently valid, there are inconsistencies that cannot be ignored. We're going to have to ask you to come with us." The guards behind nudge him forward.
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>>25090
"look im sorry i just feel betrayed about what happen the other night. me still love you but if he does that enough me dont know what could happen to reality but me do know i love you with all me heart."
*climbs out and holds ana close to me and dries her tears*
"will you marry infernuis?"
"look im sorry i just feel betrayed about what happen the other night. me still love you but if he does that enough me dont know what could happen to reality but me do know i love you with all me heart."
*climbs out and holds ana close to me and dries her tears*
"will you marry infernuis?"
>>25105
"Of course. OF COURSE! I've been waiting for you to say it, even though I made you wear a ring of mine. A thousand times and a thousand years, of course!" she breaks down crying, nestled in his arms, because even her brecious recording contract is second fiddle. Tidbit, the recording contract was her most prized possession.
Meanwhile, Trump is being escorted to a secure room.
I so didn't plan any of this!
Tracy meanwhile warms her eggs, watchful for 'animated spots'.
Infernius is busy, as is Thez, so the story involves Trump, as well as Tracy who wishes to respond.
>she finds a curious note taped to her, that says "Trump is in trouble, needs a show-person. R u game? Take Fae, IDK why he didn't. - T"
"Of course. OF COURSE! I've been waiting for you to say it, even though I made you wear a ring of mine. A thousand times and a thousand years, of course!" she breaks down crying, nestled in his arms, because even her brecious recording contract is second fiddle. Tidbit, the recording contract was her most prized possession.
Meanwhile, Trump is being escorted to a secure room.
I so didn't plan any of this!
Tracy meanwhile warms her eggs, watchful for 'animated spots'.
Infernius is busy, as is Thez, so the story involves Trump, as well as Tracy who wishes to respond.
>she finds a curious note taped to her, that says "Trump is in trouble, needs a show-person. R u game? Take Fae, IDK why he didn't. - T"
Excuse me, I meant to say Taylor (too many T names!)
That was definitively for Taylor
That was definitively for Taylor
>>25112
"He's probably gotten himself into some shit again, be ready," Fae offers as she flies off. It isn't long before Taylor touches down outside Sparintenar. The guards are most welcoming to a lovely young woman such as her, without even asking her purpose or reason for entering. She can immediately discern there is a gathering of guards around the center of commerce, but otherwise (aside from some Thez posters,... she's better at reading posters than Trump) there appears no immediate impetus.
"He's probably gotten himself into some shit again, be ready," Fae offers as she flies off. It isn't long before Taylor touches down outside Sparintenar. The guards are most welcoming to a lovely young woman such as her, without even asking her purpose or reason for entering. She can immediately discern there is a gathering of guards around the center of commerce, but otherwise (aside from some Thez posters,... she's better at reading posters than Trump) there appears no immediate impetus.
>>25113
Tracy feels a compelling voice calling to her from a distance. She can perceive the distance, and fixate on the location. Its that way.
Tracy feels a compelling voice calling to her from a distance. She can perceive the distance, and fixate on the location. Its that way.
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>>25123
Did not mean to shitpost so ironically there.. Was picking stuff out of my Taylor folder.
It's perfect though.
Did not mean to shitpost so ironically there.. Was picking stuff out of my Taylor folder.
It's perfect though.
>>25125
meh
*is blazing towards the city*
meh
*is blazing towards the city*
>>25131
So the guards holding Trump are stalled, while Taylor (outside) pleads her case.
GM thinks its time for an impromptu meme-song performance,... its not required but it would make the scene nicely
So the guards holding Trump are stalled, while Taylor (outside) pleads her case.
GM thinks its time for an impromptu meme-song performance,... its not required but it would make the scene nicely
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>>25129
>teleport
Can she do that?
*teleports behind you*
"You called?"
Rolling Intimidate (+21 in this form) to scare the ever-living piss out of everyone around, with a sudden appearance with smoke and fire.
>Monotone, but with a monster's voice
"Now, just what are all you little dorks doing with my husband?"
>>25129
>teleport
Can she do that?
*teleports behind you*
"You called?"
Rolling Intimidate (+21 in this form) to scare the ever-living piss out of everyone around, with a sudden appearance with smoke and fire.
>Monotone, but with a monster's voice
"Now, just what are all you little dorks doing with my husband?"
Meanwhile, Thez continues to bawl and sniffle, while Infernius pretends to neither bawl and sniffle, Tracy sits atop eggs, Torcuil is still in a coma, and Trump waits to see if his anal cavity is violated.
>>25133
NO teleport. Good show, but it will take Tracy a minimum of 4 rounds to arrive on scene, assuming she doesn't need any direction (which she would).
>>25133
NO teleport. Good show, but it will take Tracy a minimum of 4 rounds to arrive on scene, assuming she doesn't need any direction (which she would).
>>25132
Look if you let my friend go ill put on a free concert for the city. Heres a simple song.
https://youtu.be/3tmd-ClpJxA
Look if you let my friend go ill put on a free concert for the city. Heres a simple song.
https://youtu.be/3tmd-ClpJxA
>>25133
For the first time perhaps ever, Trumpaladin is not startled in the least
*mounts Tracy*
To Guards: "She came for me. This fine mare right here is my performer. Does a Damned fine rendition of "Ghost Rider's in the Sky"
To Tracy:
"Situation's fucked. Thez gave me a bad contract, or maybe the Guards mistakenly believed that I was representing myself as Thez. I have no idea. All I can say, is mission failed, and get me the fuck out of here. Use your etheralness, your smoke, your smoke bombs, let be use your smoke cane, whatever, just get me the fuck out of here"
For the first time perhaps ever, Trumpaladin is not startled in the least
*mounts Tracy*
To Guards: "She came for me. This fine mare right here is my performer. Does a Damned fine rendition of "Ghost Rider's in the Sky"
To Tracy:
"Situation's fucked. Thez gave me a bad contract, or maybe the Guards mistakenly believed that I was representing myself as Thez. I have no idea. All I can say, is mission failed, and get me the fuck out of here. Use your etheralness, your smoke, your smoke bombs, let be use your smoke cane, whatever, just get me the fuck out of here"
>>25137
WHOA now, Tracy DOESN'T show up. Tracy is en route, but don't get ahead of yourself. Taylor is pleading your case at the moment.
WHOA now, Tracy DOESN'T show up. Tracy is en route, but don't get ahead of yourself. Taylor is pleading your case at the moment.
Tracy moves at more than twice Fae's speed, and can move at three times that speed momentarily. Why didn't it take Fae four rounds?
>>25140
Oh you did?
In response to Taylor's impromptu performance (not sure how she did the narrative bit at the end but kek) they're completely sold. "Please, forgive us for doubting! Let us usher you inside!"
At the same time, Tracy comes crashing through one of the windows of the building, before anyone can respond. As Taylor is brought forward, and Tracy shuffles off debris and broken glass,... scene:
(whoever, do ur thing)
Oh you did?
In response to Taylor's impromptu performance (not sure how she did the narrative bit at the end but kek) they're completely sold. "Please, forgive us for doubting! Let us usher you inside!"
At the same time, Tracy comes crashing through one of the windows of the building, before anyone can respond. As Taylor is brought forward, and Tracy shuffles off debris and broken glass,... scene:
(whoever, do ur thing)
Way too much like that time I was detained at the Federal Courthouse in Dallas...
>>25141
It didn't take Fae 4 rounds, it took Thez 4 rounds, and only cuz Trump's armor is heavy as fug
It didn't take Fae 4 rounds, it took Thez 4 rounds, and only cuz Trump's armor is heavy as fug
>>25148
The counter guy gives Trump a look.
Guards move to restrict both Taylor and Tracy, not sure whats going on.
The counter guy gives Trump a look.
Guards move to restrict both Taylor and Tracy, not sure whats going on.
>>25149
At this, the guards form a sort of perimeter, neither detaining nor obstructing Taylor or Tracy.
please continue
At this, the guards form a sort of perimeter, neither detaining nor obstructing Taylor or Tracy.
please continue
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I wanted to appear out of nowhere like a ghost ( >>25138 ), but whatever....
First do this >>25133
Then:
>>25137
"Awww, I thought you'd want to make a mess first."
[protective, but bloodthirsty nightmare noises]
*looks over at
Intimidate +21
"It seems we got off on the wrong hoof here, sweethearts. If you don't mind, we'll be taking our leave."
[growling nightmare noises]
>>25149
"Taylor? When did you get here?"
>>25151
>my horse
I wanted to appear out of nowhere like a ghost ( >>25138 ), but whatever....
First do this >>25133
Then:
>>25137
"Awww, I thought you'd want to make a mess first."
[protective, but bloodthirsty nightmare noises]
*looks over at
Intimidate +21
"It seems we got off on the wrong hoof here, sweethearts. If you don't mind, we'll be taking our leave."
[growling nightmare noises]
>>25149
"Taylor? When did you get here?"
>>25151
>my horse
>>25144
That was the purpose of keeping the mounts in reserve. Have a way to fight or flee from the scene should it go sour
>>25149
I'm Trump...
>>25150
"I'm sorry, I believe there has been some sort of misunderstanding. I am here as an agent for several performing artists. I'm... Not sure why the mare came through the window but we'll fix that"
>>25153
*pets Cauchemar*
"just one minute Tracy"
That was the purpose of keeping the mounts in reserve. Have a way to fight or flee from the scene should it go sour
>>25149
I'm Trump...
>>25150
"I'm sorry, I believe there has been some sort of misunderstanding. I am here as an agent for several performing artists. I'm... Not sure why the mare came through the window but we'll fix that"
>>25153
*pets Cauchemar*
"just one minute Tracy"
Taylor stands before a group of guards who seem favorably impressed, Tracy is surrounded by guards who seem DECIDEDLY distressed, and Trump is flanked by guards who are bored.
>>25158
"Hold up, Hold up, Don't you appreciate a good show, all of you? That's what we're here for. To entertain and put on a show"
"Hold up, Hold up, Don't you appreciate a good show, all of you? That's what we're here for. To entertain and put on a show"
And meanwhile, there was much humpage between Infernius and Thez, who may not have entirely made their way out of the Entertron (what, its true,...)
Taylor and Tracy, you have the floor. Taylor isn't sure exactly what is being played out, but she can see that its more 'involved' than a normal procedural (as the environment would indicate should take place). Tracy likewise doesn't know what is going on, but she can tell that there are a number of guards who are surrounding, and that no one is attacking but there's ALOT of fear in the room.
"Alright, that's about enough of this." says a squeaky voice from the far (away from the door) end.
"Alright, that's about enough of this." says a squeaky voice from the far (away from the door) end.
>>25174
He's not that close, there's at least 2 car-lengths between them.
>>25171
Meanwhile, Thez orgasms all over the inside face of the Entertron. what?
"Men, stand DOWN!" The squeak commands, authoritatively despite its diminuative tenor. The assembled guards assume an at attention stance, except those immediately surrounding either Taylor or Tracy.
>>25177
>3 minutes
>so long
I gave Taylor a chance to interject
>>25178
Whoa there, see above
He's not that close, there's at least 2 car-lengths between them.
>>25171
Meanwhile, Thez orgasms all over the inside face of the Entertron. what?
"Men, stand DOWN!" The squeak commands, authoritatively despite its diminuative tenor. The assembled guards assume an at attention stance, except those immediately surrounding either Taylor or Tracy.
>>25177
>3 minutes
>so long
I gave Taylor a chance to interject
>>25178
Whoa there, see above
A squirrel wearing a combat helmet wanders its way in front of the bureaucrat. Over his shoulder is an oversized pipe with a handle on it. "Just what the fuck do you think you're doing in my city? Answer quick, its easier to clean you off the pavement."
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>>25182
Cast Cause Fear
"I came here to pick-up my husband. Who the fuck are you?!"
Intimidate +21
>>25182
Cast Cause Fear
"I came here to pick-up my husband. Who the fuck are you?!"
Intimidate +21
>>25184
Hey man my friend here is free to go. Ive made a deal with your men his release for a free concert.
Hey man my friend here is free to go. Ive made a deal with your men his release for a free concert.
>>25185
The squirrel leaps in the air and fires his RPG at the ground, vaulting him effortlessly onto Trump's head. "Entertainment? Is that what you call this?" <bonk>
As the stars clear Trump's head, Tracy attempts Cause Fear, which may work on the guards (I'm not gonna bother rolling), but which the squirrel walks right through and up to. "And you, is that supposed to be impressive?" He yoda-flips over to Taylor. "Cute, but you're in the shit now." he strides away, brimming with confidence. He points to Trump: "You've got documents that couldn't POSSIBLY be authentic, because there isn't anyone in this whole CITY who could validate them EXCEPT me, because they were written for PLAYERS." he points to Tracy "I don't even know what's going on with you, what, a flaming pony? FFS!" and then points at Taylor "You just LOOK too innocent, I don't trust you either!"
Back at Trump. "I don't know your game, but so help me, if one of these men gets so much of a blister I'll",... he trails off, giving players an opportunity to interject something that might distract or defer him.
The squirrel leaps in the air and fires his RPG at the ground, vaulting him effortlessly onto Trump's head. "Entertainment? Is that what you call this?" <bonk>
As the stars clear Trump's head, Tracy attempts Cause Fear, which may work on the guards (I'm not gonna bother rolling), but which the squirrel walks right through and up to. "And you, is that supposed to be impressive?" He yoda-flips over to Taylor. "Cute, but you're in the shit now." he strides away, brimming with confidence. He points to Trump: "You've got documents that couldn't POSSIBLY be authentic, because there isn't anyone in this whole CITY who could validate them EXCEPT me, because they were written for PLAYERS." he points to Tracy "I don't even know what's going on with you, what, a flaming pony? FFS!" and then points at Taylor "You just LOOK too innocent, I don't trust you either!"
Back at Trump. "I don't know your game, but so help me, if one of these men gets so much of a blister I'll",... he trails off, giving players an opportunity to interject something that might distract or defer him.
>>25191
Smiling
"Oh, you've yet to see entertainment. And those documents are absolutely genuine. The real deal. Thez is the elder of our party"
Smiling
"Oh, you've yet to see entertainment. And those documents are absolutely genuine. The real deal. Thez is the elder of our party"
>>25192
He spins, and glares intimdatingly (for a squirrel) at Trump. "You can validate these claims? And what of this one?" points at Taylor "I hear she made a stir amongst the guards outside." nods from the guards just inside the door.
He spins, and glares intimdatingly (for a squirrel) at Trump. "You can validate these claims? And what of this one?" points at Taylor "I hear she made a stir amongst the guards outside." nods from the guards just inside the door.
>>25199
The squirrel waves his wee hand, and the guards around Taylor relax a bit. He rests those wee hands on his bazooka.
The squirrel waves his wee hand, and the guards around Taylor relax a bit. He rests those wee hands on his bazooka.
>>25204
He tilts his head. "So you're a performer then? This is as good a time as any." still with that squeaky voice.
He tilts his head. "So you're a performer then? This is as good a time as any." still with that squeaky voice.
>>25201
*after the squirrel speaks to Tay*
"You'll get everything you want from Thez, and this one here. But honestly, that's not why I came to you. I came to you to offer you something greater. Not just songs - and you WILL get those - but an entire way of life"
*after the squirrel speaks to Tay*
"You'll get everything you want from Thez, and this one here. But honestly, that's not why I came to you. I came to you to offer you something greater. Not just songs - and you WILL get those - but an entire way of life"
>>25212
It doesn't have to be,... but for continuity of character and effect, a Taylor Swift song would be best,... you've already got the dice roll needed,....
It doesn't have to be,... but for continuity of character and effect, a Taylor Swift song would be best,... you've already got the dice roll needed,....
Spoiler alert, the game is set. The party is going to be escorted, agreements and arrangements are going to made, and players will find themselves making accords. Its not bad.
Trumpaladin tries to see if he can get Tracy closer to him as Tay plays
>>25222
*hands cane to Cauchemar, and tries to sooth her*
"It's alright, the danger has passed. Now, it's time to extend a franchise"
*hands cane to Cauchemar, and tries to sooth her*
"It's alright, the danger has passed. Now, it's time to extend a franchise"
>>25224
This was a better choice, granting a positive modifier for the scene (it fits with the mentality of a militaristic society that is unaccustomed to overt social/romantic expressions).
Long story short, at the close of the song the guards are all cheering and relaxed. The squirrel of course hasn't moved.
"I don't know who you all are. You make quite an entrance," mutters something about the front door and not causing a stir he walks right up to Trump. "I have two questions for you. Well, one question really. I expect you will join me for dinner. My request is that you consider selling me that fine steed of yours," he says indicating Tracy. "That one's a FIGHTER!"
This was a better choice, granting a positive modifier for the scene (it fits with the mentality of a militaristic society that is unaccustomed to overt social/romantic expressions).
Long story short, at the close of the song the guards are all cheering and relaxed. The squirrel of course hasn't moved.
"I don't know who you all are. You make quite an entrance," mutters something about the front door and not causing a stir he walks right up to Trump. "I have two questions for you. Well, one question really. I expect you will join me for dinner. My request is that you consider selling me that fine steed of yours," he says indicating Tracy. "That one's a FIGHTER!"
>>25226
"Little pony, don't you see? That's why I need you. I go in to try to talk things out. And if that fails, fight or flight is best."
Looks right at her and grabs her cute horsey cheeks
"And that's where you come in"
>>25228
"But of course I'll join you for dinner!"
Laughs
"Indeed she is a fighter, but she's not for sale. I came here to sell you something... better. Something all of your citizens will appreciate and love you more for"
"Little pony, don't you see? That's why I need you. I go in to try to talk things out. And if that fails, fight or flight is best."
Looks right at her and grabs her cute horsey cheeks
"And that's where you come in"
>>25228
"But of course I'll join you for dinner!"
Laughs
"Indeed she is a fighter, but she's not for sale. I came here to sell you something... better. Something all of your citizens will appreciate and love you more for"
As the squirrel speaks his praise, and as his demeanor increasingly shows that the situation and tenseness is diminishing, the soldiers and guards clap their hands on Taylor's shoulders, and nod appreciatively to Tracy (they don't wanna touch cuz fire). Expressions of acknowledgement are cast Trump's way as he exchanges with the squirrel.
The squirrel loses a tuft of hair in the process, literally matching the required DC of Tracy's dice roll.
He lands a few feet away. "You see? A FIGHTER! You sure you won't consider?" to Trump, this time from a safer distance.
He lands a few feet away. "You see? A FIGHTER! You sure you won't consider?" to Trump, this time from a safer distance.
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>>25235
[watchful nightmare noises]
*narrows eyes at squirrel, in an 'I'm watching you' sort of glare*
[watchful nightmare noises]
*narrows eyes at squirrel, in an 'I'm watching you' sort of glare*
>>25235
Trumpaladin is as stunned as the Squirrel
"... First, I think you should hear the offer I came here to make. Something as good - greater, perhaps - then any entertainment you've experienced before"
*death glare at Tracy*
"Flashy is working a business deal, sweetie"
Trumpaladin is as stunned as the Squirrel
"... First, I think you should hear the offer I came here to make. Something as good - greater, perhaps - then any entertainment you've experienced before"
*death glare at Tracy*
"Flashy is working a business deal, sweetie"
>>25238
"I'll hear it, as long as there's no funny business," he says patting his partially bald tail. "Men, see that proper rooms are provided for the lot of them. Not the chintzy ones either, the ones reserved for proper guests." to Trump "You, take your time, but I wish to speak at length with you."
>>25239
Now I'M sad, Tracy did good! ._.
"I'll hear it, as long as there's no funny business," he says patting his partially bald tail. "Men, see that proper rooms are provided for the lot of them. Not the chintzy ones either, the ones reserved for proper guests." to Trump "You, take your time, but I wish to speak at length with you."
>>25239
Now I'M sad, Tracy did good! ._.
>>25243
.. and will have no trouble choosing her preference, as many (most) are willing to offer, or rather "look enthusiastic".
.. and will have no trouble choosing her preference, as many (most) are willing to offer, or rather "look enthusiastic".
>>25239
Can I deflate the Cauchemar into a more manageable pony form?
"And I wish to speak at length with you. I'm quite curious to see what the dinner is like here, actually"
Can I deflate the Cauchemar into a more manageable pony form?
"And I wish to speak at length with you. I'm quite curious to see what the dinner is like here, actually"
>>25246
Tracy wasn't full Cauchemar, she was flaming Warhorse at the moment, but yes you can likely calm her especially if you insist she remain at your side,... just sayin'
Tracy wasn't full Cauchemar, she was flaming Warhorse at the moment, but yes you can likely calm her especially if you insist she remain at your side,... just sayin'
>>25246
I don't really want to, but sure you can.
She can remain in that form as long as she's in his immediate vicinity, right?
I don't really want to, but sure you can.
She can remain in that form as long as she's in his immediate vicinity, right?
>>25244
*grabs thez and gets out of the enterion*
*walks over to a chair*
*sets her in it*
*eats the pussy like a waermelon*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHc-pY7kidQ
*grabs thez and gets out of the enterion*
*walks over to a chair*
*sets her in it*
*eats the pussy like a waermelon*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHc-pY7kidQ
>>25254
Trumpalaldin communicates everything said in the thread above by means of stares, emphatic links, and explicitly telling Tracy "don't fuck up our plans."
Trumpalaldin communicates everything said in the thread above by means of stares, emphatic links, and explicitly telling Tracy "don't fuck up our plans."
GM sighs. Okay, as we conclude this session - which has been easily the most exhausting non-combative session to date - Taylor has a new bevy of adoring fans, Tracy has a new list of ppl who are nervous/scared of/by her, Trump has a new business contact/partner (assuming he doesn't fug it up), Torcuil is still mummified in a corner, Norfilly is sleeping soundly, Sad Alex is sad and a statue, and Infernius and Thez are engaged in more than one way.
Sory is closed for the night, emotes and expressions and general doings are FFA.
Sory is closed for the night, emotes and expressions and general doings are FFA.
*story
And GM takes a smoke break e_e
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>>25265
Nah, she doesn't need one of those. She already has a handle.
Also, a suggestion for future reference:
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Steel_Horse-Infused_(3.5e_Trait)
*goes to bed*
Nah, she doesn't need one of those. She already has a handle.
Also, a suggestion for future reference:
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Steel_Horse-Infused_(3.5e_Trait)
*goes to bed*
>>25269
No. That was Drupistan, which is very close to the tower. This is Sparintenar, which is a little further away
No. That was Drupistan, which is very close to the tower. This is Sparintenar, which is a little further away
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The whole party (present) is shown to lavish rooms, fit for visiting dignitaries or popular entertainers. Plenty of room to wash up, change (as desired) relax, or just rest. The rooms are adjacent (no separation) and the looks on the guards' and soldiers' faces belies enthusiasm and welcoming,... especially for Taylor.
>>25269
No, this is the industrial-tech, mostly nat-soc place I mentioned some time ago.
>>25269
No, this is the industrial-tech, mostly nat-soc place I mentioned some time ago.
>>25273
GM, what would have happened if the squirrel's dice landed one lower? My intuition says "the guards kill everyone"
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GM, what would have happened if the squirrel's dice landed one lower? My intuition says "the guards kill everyone"
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>>25274
At the least, he would have taken damage. I don't know beyond that. If his roll was exceptionally bad, the biting head off might have worked, and then I don't even fuggin' know what would have happened.
At the least, he would have taken damage. I don't know beyond that. If his roll was exceptionally bad, the biting head off might have worked, and then I don't even fuggin' know what would have happened.
>>25280
Roughly speaking, if you called Fae she would be about 8-10 rounds out.
>what
You remember, the whole "Descending and <whoof> and descending and <whoof>,... tada Cardishore! whoops, rewind" bit,....
Roughly speaking, if you called Fae she would be about 8-10 rounds out.
>what
You remember, the whole "Descending and <whoof> and descending and <whoof>,... tada Cardishore! whoops, rewind" bit,....
>>25283
>8-10 rounds out
I'll take that as a "no." I thought she was outside with Taylor though?
Yes I do remember that
>8-10 rounds out
I'll take that as a "no." I thought she was outside with Taylor though?
Yes I do remember that
>>25284
No one called her, so she didn't bother. Wait a second, how DID Taylor get there so fast! Hold on,....
No one called her, so she didn't bother. Wait a second, how DID Taylor get there so fast! Hold on,....
Oh fug. I guess Taylor could have taken Fae, she just said "I ride". Stuff was habbening so I didn't press for details. Yes, Fae is,... in the next room, otherwise undisturbed (almost like she's gotten used to being overlooked, GM notwithstanding).
>>25288
That... makes me feel sad
I'll include her when talking about the Football franchise tomorrow. She is the Football priestess after all
Is there a way to transform her into an alicorn? She has at least some tracking and fighting abilities as a Dragonne, and I like how a Guilded lion really matches with Trump's style, but...
She'd be easier to waifu as an equine, so I can show her the love she truly deserves
It's 100% for sexual purposes
That... makes me feel sad
I'll include her when talking about the Football franchise tomorrow. She is the Football priestess after all
Is there a way to transform her into an alicorn? She has at least some tracking and fighting abilities as a Dragonne, and I like how a Guilded lion really matches with Trump's style, but...
She'd be easier to waifu as an equine, so I can show her the love she truly deserves
It's 100% for sexual purposes
>>25290
*Rises from the dead like sweet zombie Jesus*
Please don't force me to have Tracy eat her soul. I like Fae too.
*Returns to sleep*
*Rises from the dead like sweet zombie Jesus*
Please don't force me to have Tracy eat her soul. I like Fae too.
*Returns to sleep*
>>25292
Actually, it looks to me like she should have a base attack of +12, plus a strength modifier of +8, so actually pretty powerful
Actually, it looks to me like she should have a base attack of +12, plus a strength modifier of +8, so actually pretty powerful
>>25294
But she's a Paladin's Mount. A Paladin's Mount's base attack is calculated by the hit die's equal in Cleric levels. A Dragonne has 9 hit die (plus room for advancing...) and a Paladin's mount for a level 16 adds 8 hit die. So the equivalent of a level 16 cleric, which is to say a base attack of +12. Her strength would be 19 at dragonne base, plus 4 for being a Paladin's Mount, so 23 in strength
But she's a Paladin's Mount. A Paladin's Mount's base attack is calculated by the hit die's equal in Cleric levels. A Dragonne has 9 hit die (plus room for advancing...) and a Paladin's mount for a level 16 adds 8 hit die. So the equivalent of a level 16 cleric, which is to say a base attack of +12. Her strength would be 19 at dragonne base, plus 4 for being a Paladin's Mount, so 23 in strength
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>>25299
oh yeah heres my list of feats
Feats
>Dodge
>battle leader(gets a banner) gives +1 to cohorts
>Soul-Mate
>Favored of Deity
>Leadership 25
>Two-Weapon Fighting
oh yeah heres my list of feats
Feats
>Dodge
>battle leader(gets a banner) gives +1 to cohorts
>Soul-Mate
>Favored of Deity
>Leadership 25
>Two-Weapon Fighting
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>>25302
Nah, I said weeks ago that Trump (having several cars irl) can have several mounts. Yet another decision I've come to regret.
Nah, I said weeks ago that Trump (having several cars irl) can have several mounts. Yet another decision I've come to regret.
>>25332
You were supposed to be the pure one! The one who doesn't succumb to our bullshit!
You were supposed to be the pure one! The one who doesn't succumb to our bullshit!
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>>25338
did yoou ban gm?
did yoou ban gm?
>>25350
Cloak of Charisma.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Cloak_of_Charisma
I can wait longer, if that's what it takes to make a good one (I want +6).
Cloak of Charisma.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Cloak_of_Charisma
I can wait longer, if that's what it takes to make a good one (I want +6).
>>25351
Your combined crafting roll needs to be a 30 or higher to make a Cloak of Charisma +6. You rolled a 5 + 8, so I'm afraid all you have now is a disappointingly mundane (and not terribly well stitched) cloak.
Ha ha, just kidding, crafting level doesn't even enter into it. The cloak is finished, but it is non-magical at this point. To create a Cloak of Charisma +6, it will take 36 days (I'm not making that up, the metric is 1 day/1000gp in cost) having Eagle's Splendor cast on it each day consecutively. 16 days for +4, 4 days for +2.
Your combined crafting roll needs to be a 30 or higher to make a Cloak of Charisma +6. You rolled a 5 + 8, so I'm afraid all you have now is a disappointingly mundane (and not terribly well stitched) cloak.
Ha ha, just kidding, crafting level doesn't even enter into it. The cloak is finished, but it is non-magical at this point. To create a Cloak of Charisma +6, it will take 36 days (I'm not making that up, the metric is 1 day/1000gp in cost) having Eagle's Splendor cast on it each day consecutively. 16 days for +4, 4 days for +2.
>>25353
Unfortunately no, though I take back the 'consecutive' comment. The castings can be split up, as long as the overall work is not disrupted (meaning, you can leave it and come back to it) but doing so increases the requirement for every day it is neglected.
Unfortunately no, though I take back the 'consecutive' comment. The castings can be split up, as long as the overall work is not disrupted (meaning, you can leave it and come back to it) but doing so increases the requirement for every day it is neglected.
... at least, that's what the rules say.
Actually, if it's possible, send a pigeon to Lenos to request the Materials for a Heavy Mace. I want to craft a good one.
There's a lot of things I want to craft, actually. I'll have to figure out a way for her to store the spells for it.
There's a lot of things I want to craft, actually. I'll have to figure out a way for her to store the spells for it.
>>25357
You know he can read delete logs yes?
You know he can read delete logs yes?
>>25354
What about certain "magic items on the list that have higher costs, but don't require spells? Do those need to be treated every day?
What about certain "magic items on the list that have higher costs, but don't require spells? Do those need to be treated every day?
>>25361
Unless you're referring to artifacts, I don't know of any magic item that doesn't require a spell(s) of some sort. Can you give an example?
Unless you're referring to artifacts, I don't know of any magic item that doesn't require a spell(s) of some sort. Can you give an example?
>>25363
It required the Jump skill, but no spell.
Other magic items may have prereqs, like the race or alignment of the maker, but don't require spells.
It required the Jump skill, but no spell.
Other magic items may have prereqs, like the race or alignment of the maker, but don't require spells.
>>25366
No problem, I was just about to mansplain the shit out of it. I am finding however that scrolls (of sufficient caster level), spell-like abilities, and even certain potions (that last is my decision, not per the rules) can be substituted.
No problem, I was just about to mansplain the shit out of it. I am finding however that scrolls (of sufficient caster level), spell-like abilities, and even certain potions (that last is my decision, not per the rules) can be substituted.
For example, if you were to essentially dye the cloak in a potion of eagle's splendor, I would count that.
>>25369
Yes, no doubt. I spent literal months plotting out Thez's stuff. Realize though that since wealth isn't an issue (it is for the moment, but wait) there are few restrictions I can place other than time and the occasional mishap. Keep that in mind. ^_~
Yes, no doubt. I spent literal months plotting out Thez's stuff. Realize though that since wealth isn't an issue (it is for the moment, but wait) there are few restrictions I can place other than time and the occasional mishap. Keep that in mind. ^_~
And also - like that whole debacle with Darkie - there are more ways to lose than simply 'dying'.
Also, for Infernius: did you consider replacing your horn with a brass one?
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Horn_of_Valhalla
It'd be cool even without the magic (the idea of a Minotaur pulling-off his horn and blowing into it). Useful for high-stakes raids too, like the next time he inevitably charges into an enemy encampment like a bull in a china shop.
I've been meaning to find a way to make an iron one for Taylor for several weeks now (wanted one for myself for months), but I simply didn't have the spell-casting ability.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Horn_of_Valhalla
It'd be cool even without the magic (the idea of a Minotaur pulling-off his horn and blowing into it). Useful for high-stakes raids too, like the next time he inevitably charges into an enemy encampment like a bull in a china shop.
I've been meaning to find a way to make an iron one for Taylor for several weeks now (wanted one for myself for months), but I simply didn't have the spell-casting ability.
>>25374
That's not what I mean by lose. Going purely by stats and abilities, he should have escaped 4-5 times, several of those being after he was kill. At my discretion, I determined that he was so abhorrently arrogant (and he IS that, even before he showed up in the Game its what got him kill) that he would not be operating at his full ability 'cuz Y? Same goes for Korak, Kefka, George, and just about every villain the party has fought so far. I haven't had the justification (yet) to go "I will not forgive" on the party. You'll know when I do. ^_^
That's not what I mean by lose. Going purely by stats and abilities, he should have escaped 4-5 times, several of those being after he was kill. At my discretion, I determined that he was so abhorrently arrogant (and he IS that, even before he showed up in the Game its what got him kill) that he would not be operating at his full ability 'cuz Y? Same goes for Korak, Kefka, George, and just about every villain the party has fought so far. I haven't had the justification (yet) to go "I will not forgive" on the party. You'll know when I do. ^_^
Had he escaped though - as one example - there would have been almost no chance of ever catching him, and he would be a recurring nuisance who popped up from time to time.
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>>25375
I outta invent duct-tape soon, to make sure slippery faggots like him don't get away with their skills.
I outta invent duct-tape soon, to make sure slippery faggots like him don't get away with their skills.
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>>25381
... It's too late to bring them back isn't it? Tracy feels very, very slightly guilty about it... I should've thought of scraping their goo off of the floor..
... It's too late to bring them back isn't it? Tracy feels very, very slightly guilty about it... I should've thought of scraping their goo off of the floor..
And speaking of ants, allow me to paint a picture.
The ants are doing their thing, milling about and digging here and there, finding increasing utilitarian purpose outside the rigid dictates of the Queen, when one day a curious sound began to come from that cave they build for the Blue quadraped.
It began as a slow digging sound, but grew in intensity and proximity, with crashes and vibrations intermixed. Then without warning, the wall separating the two underground areas burst forth with a strange lizard creature that grew in size as they watched in horror. The ants ran around, screaming silently and internally (cuz, no mouths) as their whole hive was systematically hunted down and devoured or destroyed (cuz the Dog has uber-scent, especially when in survival/regen mode).
Those poor ants.
>>25383
There's still pieces of them
The ants are doing their thing, milling about and digging here and there, finding increasing utilitarian purpose outside the rigid dictates of the Queen, when one day a curious sound began to come from that cave they build for the Blue quadraped.
It began as a slow digging sound, but grew in intensity and proximity, with crashes and vibrations intermixed. Then without warning, the wall separating the two underground areas burst forth with a strange lizard creature that grew in size as they watched in horror. The ants ran around, screaming silently and internally (cuz, no mouths) as their whole hive was systematically hunted down and devoured or destroyed (cuz the Dog has uber-scent, especially when in survival/regen mode).
Those poor ants.
>>25383
There's still pieces of them
>>25386
Torcuil snaps back to consciousness and,... finds that he's been mummified, and leaned in the corner to not hurt himself.
Torcuil snaps back to consciousness and,... finds that he's been mummified, and leaned in the corner to not hurt himself.
>>25391
The stables would make sense. It was just "in the corner for safe keeping", no mention of which corner.
There's an oversized nest piled nearby, with two eggs the size of smart-cars nestled in it with little incense sticks wafting lazily around it.
The stables would make sense. It was just "in the corner for safe keeping", no mention of which corner.
There's an oversized nest piled nearby, with two eggs the size of smart-cars nestled in it with little incense sticks wafting lazily around it.
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>>25385
I'll have Tracy scrape their crud off of the cave floor when she gets the chance...
>This thing was at the top of the page when I google searched the phrase "baby tarrasque".
I'll have Tracy scrape their crud off of the cave floor when she gets the chance...
>This thing was at the top of the page when I google searched the phrase "baby tarrasque".
>>25391
Tracy went crazy and moved two giant eggs into the stables, so it's more crowded than it used to be
Tracy went crazy and moved two giant eggs into the stables, so it's more crowded than it used to be
>>25393
Oh please, oh please oh please don't let that happen while Tracy isn't there. She really doesn't want to miss the miracle. Just say they need heat to hatch.
Oh please, oh please oh please don't let that happen while Tracy isn't there. She really doesn't want to miss the miracle. Just say they need heat to hatch.
>>25399
Trumpaladin went on a wonderful date with Slovenia
Tracy discovered a bolshevik mining city
Inferius discovered a Tree orc city, and was beaten back
ALL of our gold was stolen by those damn elves
Tracy went out and took bird eggs on some crazy adventure
Trumpaladin formally made Tracy a mount and they fugged, so she has full cauchemar super powers now
Inferius tracked down and found a Drow elf, and captured it
Tracy managed to kill the elf during interrogation
Tracy and Inferius were attacked by spiders from the elf's suit
Trumpaladin went to Sparintenar to try to open a football franchise - that went horribly botched, but Tracy and Tay showed up, and now dealing is happening - that's where we ended
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Trumpaladin went on a wonderful date with Slovenia
Tracy discovered a bolshevik mining city
Inferius discovered a Tree orc city, and was beaten back
ALL of our gold was stolen by those damn elves
Tracy went out and took bird eggs on some crazy adventure
Trumpaladin formally made Tracy a mount and they fugged, so she has full cauchemar super powers now
Inferius tracked down and found a Drow elf, and captured it
Tracy managed to kill the elf during interrogation
Tracy and Inferius were attacked by spiders from the elf's suit
Trumpaladin went to Sparintenar to try to open a football franchise - that went horribly botched, but Tracy and Tay showed up, and now dealing is happening - that's where we ended
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Btw, what's the party doing in Scarintintingalin' (idk how to spell it) right now? Where exactly is Tracy atm?
>>25400
>Tracy feels a wobbling in the force, and suddenly feels anxious to get back to her eggs.
>>25400
>Tracy feels a wobbling in the force, and suddenly feels anxious to get back to her eggs.
>>25399
So Thez went and killed a Roc to make Thanksgiving dinner, which inspired Tracy to run off and find the nest. In doing so she pissed off the Roc's mate who was alive and guarding the nest. Thez popped in and spoke to the Roc, bonked it on the nose, and sent it packing while Tracy got all preggo-hormonal about the eggs, so they were brought back to the stables. As feasting ensued, Thez informed Infernius that the Tower's treasury had been looted, don't tell Lenos. Infernius did his best at magical forensics, but didn't find out a whole lot. Trump acquired a few choice items from the bazaar, including a matching set of letter openers. Later on, Infernius decided to investigate in and around the Bazaar, only to determine that the bald guy from the Bazaar was actually one of the Dark Elves in question who 'may' have been responsible for robbing Ben AND the party. A chase ensued, but while Infernius and Thez captured the bald guy, his distraction and misdirection stalled long enough for the other elves to escape with all the loot. After a day or so of attempting to interrogate the elf, one Darkemter Vrees who Thez knows from a previous reboot, Darkie would have his head severed and welded to a filled iron bucket. His torso was hollowed out, and many parts of his leg have been severed, but in the process the tiny magical spiders that inhabit his armor nearly killed both Tracy and Infernius. His remains are now locked in the vault with hopefully all the little bastards. The party has since ventured to Sparintenar, which is a spartan city run by a squirrel with a combat-helmet and a modified bazooka. After a tense exchange where Trump had to negotiate from a position of nescience (Thez was busy saving asses), Trump has established a favorable and negotiable position with the squirrel, while Taylor has made inroads for a successful singing career.
So Thez went and killed a Roc to make Thanksgiving dinner, which inspired Tracy to run off and find the nest. In doing so she pissed off the Roc's mate who was alive and guarding the nest. Thez popped in and spoke to the Roc, bonked it on the nose, and sent it packing while Tracy got all preggo-hormonal about the eggs, so they were brought back to the stables. As feasting ensued, Thez informed Infernius that the Tower's treasury had been looted, don't tell Lenos. Infernius did his best at magical forensics, but didn't find out a whole lot. Trump acquired a few choice items from the bazaar, including a matching set of letter openers. Later on, Infernius decided to investigate in and around the Bazaar, only to determine that the bald guy from the Bazaar was actually one of the Dark Elves in question who 'may' have been responsible for robbing Ben AND the party. A chase ensued, but while Infernius and Thez captured the bald guy, his distraction and misdirection stalled long enough for the other elves to escape with all the loot. After a day or so of attempting to interrogate the elf, one Darkemter Vrees who Thez knows from a previous reboot, Darkie would have his head severed and welded to a filled iron bucket. His torso was hollowed out, and many parts of his leg have been severed, but in the process the tiny magical spiders that inhabit his armor nearly killed both Tracy and Infernius. His remains are now locked in the vault with hopefully all the little bastards. The party has since ventured to Sparintenar, which is a spartan city run by a squirrel with a combat-helmet and a modified bazooka. After a tense exchange where Trump had to negotiate from a position of nescience (Thez was busy saving asses), Trump has established a favorable and negotiable position with the squirrel, while Taylor has made inroads for a successful singing career.
>>25352
So long as the Cloak is still worked-on every day, can it be worn as a +2 cloak, and then still be gradually increased into a better one?
>>25406
I has to jump through arithmetic hoops to get her to trust Troll with them long enough for Tracy to answer the call. Tracy doesn't really like her...
So long as the Cloak is still worked-on every day, can it be worn as a +2 cloak, and then still be gradually increased into a better one?
>>25406
I has to jump through arithmetic hoops to get her to trust Troll with them long enough for Tracy to answer the call. Tracy doesn't really like her...
>>25410
Can I get her to stay in Sparintinar long enough to be a trophy-waifu at the banquet and then fug in the hotel room?
Can I get her to stay in Sparintinar long enough to be a trophy-waifu at the banquet and then fug in the hotel room?
>>25413
Is there room for a fireplace in the stables?
(Torc, pls halp so Trollestia can get off of them and help you out of those bindings)
Is there room for a fireplace in the stables?
(Torc, pls halp so Trollestia can get off of them and help you out of those bindings)
>>25410
Yes. Also, fun fact. I was wrong about being unable to add magical effects to existing magical items, however with each plus (or plus equivalent) the item progressively increases in cost and therefore time. Turning a +1 sword into a +2 sword takes 6 days, but turning a +4 sword into a +5 sword takes 28 days.
>>25413
Kek
Yes. Also, fun fact. I was wrong about being unable to add magical effects to existing magical items, however with each plus (or plus equivalent) the item progressively increases in cost and therefore time. Turning a +1 sword into a +2 sword takes 6 days, but turning a +4 sword into a +5 sword takes 28 days.
>>25413
Kek
>>25415
No, but if there's a verbal trigger you could always say it and hope it doesn't kill you while cutting through the bandages
No, but if there's a verbal trigger you could always say it and hope it doesn't kill you while cutting through the bandages
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>>25421
Tracy's faggot is the one who asked for Vorpal, not me. What enchantments can Vanderiem be given and how?
Tracy's faggot is the one who asked for Vorpal, not me. What enchantments can Vanderiem be given and how?
>>25422
Scream and moan until Trollestia finally gets bored of laughing at your helpless state: she's been in the stables the whole time.
Scream and moan until Trollestia finally gets bored of laughing at your helpless state: she's been in the stables the whole time.
>>25424
Vandereim is an artifact weapon, and literally of such cost already that it would take,... over a year to modify with even the slightest effect (faerie fire, for example)
Vandereim is an artifact weapon, and literally of such cost already that it would take,... over a year to modify with even the slightest effect (faerie fire, for example)
>>25426
Sugoito on the other hand, aside from being a master-craft weapon, is magical only in materials, there are no enchantments or effects on it.
Sugoito on the other hand, aside from being a master-craft weapon, is magical only in materials, there are no enchantments or effects on it.
>>25430
Vandereim (he knows all this, so he can readily tell you):
Keen (x2 crit threshold)
Sharpness (severs a limb on nat 20)
Mighty Cleaving (unlimited cleave on kill)
+5 reg/+7 vs ebil
Weightless (Feather Fall 3x/day on sword)
Detect Alignment @will
10 ranks in Intimidate
Stats: Wis 10, Int 14, Cha 14 - Ego 24
Absorbs alcohol; -2 atk +2 dmg when drunk, can spray vomit when drunk (flammable, can cause nausea)
>>25430
>Roc shells
No, for some strange reason it wouldn't work on that. "Ah canna' kill bebes lad!"
Vandereim (he knows all this, so he can readily tell you):
Keen (x2 crit threshold)
Sharpness (severs a limb on nat 20)
Mighty Cleaving (unlimited cleave on kill)
+5 reg/+7 vs ebil
Weightless (Feather Fall 3x/day on sword)
Detect Alignment @will
10 ranks in Intimidate
Stats: Wis 10, Int 14, Cha 14 - Ego 24
Absorbs alcohol; -2 atk +2 dmg when drunk, can spray vomit when drunk (flammable, can cause nausea)
>>25430
>Roc shells
No, for some strange reason it wouldn't work on that. "Ah canna' kill bebes lad!"
Yeah, I know, forget I said it
>>25431
Oh hell fucking yeah that's awesome!
I figured he had detect alignment
Remind me to get Vanderiem drunk even if alcohol is degenerate
Oh hell fucking yeah that's awesome!
I figured he had detect alignment
Remind me to get Vanderiem drunk even if alcohol is degenerate
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Also, can Tracy, given time, engineer a hand-crossbow that works for her? Two of her classes are proficient in it, and longbow isn't really her style..
>>25435
Not to be a dick, but you'll have to figure out - and I mean this literally - how she can manage to craft a hand crossbow that CAN be operated by hoof, but which will not go off at the wrong time. I mean, you could say 'take the trigger guard off', but I think we both know what is gonna happen if you do that.
Not to be a dick, but you'll have to figure out - and I mean this literally - how she can manage to craft a hand crossbow that CAN be operated by hoof, but which will not go off at the wrong time. I mean, you could say 'take the trigger guard off', but I think we both know what is gonna happen if you do that.
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>>25439
It wouldn't be too difficult to craft "Horse Shoes of Speed," right? I think even Nordfilly could provide the enchantments?
It wouldn't be too difficult to craft "Horse Shoes of Speed," right? I think even Nordfilly could provide the enchantments?
Are we going to advance the campaign tonight? I want to know if I should reserve some time for it (could do cinematic now though).
Oh just do it
Can I get a better description of the city/buildings? What kind of rooms did they lead them into?
>>25449
Fairly simple, primarily wood with some stonework. Minimal embellishments (an occasional symbol or design but no fancy sculptings like elves do it). An almost Bavarian style of architecture with steep roofs, suggesting that in colder climtes that snow is a problem. Fireplaces of varying size, also suggesting that climate control is a consideration. Emphasis on wood stains and laquers, rather than paints.
Fairly simple, primarily wood with some stonework. Minimal embellishments (an occasional symbol or design but no fancy sculptings like elves do it). An almost Bavarian style of architecture with steep roofs, suggesting that in colder climtes that snow is a problem. Fireplaces of varying size, also suggesting that climate control is a consideration. Emphasis on wood stains and laquers, rather than paints.
>>25352
>the metric is 1 day/1000gp in cost
Okay, so as long as a character spends enough time crafting a non-epic item, and their character meets the prereqs, they can craft an item in the crafting room?
>the metric is 1 day/1000gp in cost
Okay, so as long as a character spends enough time crafting a non-epic item, and their character meets the prereqs, they can craft an item in the crafting room?
>>25452
>north east
The map is upside down. I didn't invert it, cuz that would make the names all upside down, but yes I know what you mean, Sparintenar is the orange spot.
>>25453
A percentage of the listed cost must also be covered by appropriately fine materials (I think it's 1/4), but yes that's generally the case. All items are subject to approval, but that's more to determine if there was something obvious forgotten (meaning it wouldn't work) or something minor (meaning, I can fuck with whoever uses it)
>north east
The map is upside down. I didn't invert it, cuz that would make the names all upside down, but yes I know what you mean, Sparintenar is the orange spot.
>>25453
A percentage of the listed cost must also be covered by appropriately fine materials (I think it's 1/4), but yes that's generally the case. All items are subject to approval, but that's more to determine if there was something obvious forgotten (meaning it wouldn't work) or something minor (meaning, I can fuck with whoever uses it)
>>25454
>All items are subject to approval
Before or after crafting? Is it fine if we just post the listed requirements from the books, before hand?
>All items are subject to approval
Before or after crafting? Is it fine if we just post the listed requirements from the books, before hand?
>>25455
Lesser items aren't a problem, but with greater items there may be some additional requirement I want to apply, as I disagree with some of the magic item classifications and/or descriptions. Additionally, with some items I may require that PCs be more specific about resources, intentions, effects, etc.
Example: with the cloak that Tracy is making, I could require particular materials (sack-cloth would NOT do), as well as other considerations (gems? embroidery?). I'll let Tracy continue with the cloak as is, but the more I think about it the greater level of potential detail I intuit.
Lesser items aren't a problem, but with greater items there may be some additional requirement I want to apply, as I disagree with some of the magic item classifications and/or descriptions. Additionally, with some items I may require that PCs be more specific about resources, intentions, effects, etc.
Example: with the cloak that Tracy is making, I could require particular materials (sack-cloth would NOT do), as well as other considerations (gems? embroidery?). I'll let Tracy continue with the cloak as is, but the more I think about it the greater level of potential detail I intuit.
Additionally, there may be penalties to certain items. A Cloak of Charisma is generally described to be a royal/fine article, which means it would stand out, potentially causing a negative to checks to hide while wearing. Just some things to think about.
>>25457
T> "Oh my, I didn't realize you were thrashing about there good wizard. I am pleased to see you are not kill, allow me to help you." Proceeds to tear at some of the wrappings, loosening them enough for Torcuil to work his way out.
>>25457
T> "Oh my, I didn't realize you were thrashing about there good wizard. I am pleased to see you are not kill, allow me to help you." Proceeds to tear at some of the wrappings, loosening them enough for Torcuil to work his way out.
>>25456
Okay then.
>lesser items
Is there some cut-off for Craft Level before something is considered greater than that? Maybe something like level 15?
Okay then.
>lesser items
Is there some cut-off for Craft Level before something is considered greater than that? Maybe something like level 15?
>>25460
>nice
How long has he been wriggling there? And she only 'just' noticed? Xp
>>25459
Its not so much the Caster Level (I thought it was Craft Level for a long time too), as it is the general/specific effects, magical nature (nice/ebil, law/chaos), etc. Items of Blah +w/e aren't a problem, but several others (particularly the ones requiring Wish, Miracle, etc.) that are more restricted.
>nice
How long has he been wriggling there? And she only 'just' noticed? Xp
>>25459
Its not so much the Caster Level (I thought it was Craft Level for a long time too), as it is the general/specific effects, magical nature (nice/ebil, law/chaos), etc. Items of Blah +w/e aren't a problem, but several others (particularly the ones requiring Wish, Miracle, etc.) that are more restricted.
>>25463
Just don't get carried away e_e
With Tracy gone, Thez wanders into the stable to check on the eggs, beaming with satisfaction (of several varieties), to find Torcuil collapsed on the ground. "Hey. HEY!" she runs up and wraps him in a bear-hug and carries him around for a bit. "You survived! Are you hungry? You haven't eaten in days! Did you have a weird mind-portal dream?"
Just don't get carried away e_e
With Tracy gone, Thez wanders into the stable to check on the eggs, beaming with satisfaction (of several varieties), to find Torcuil collapsed on the ground. "Hey. HEY!" she runs up and wraps him in a bear-hug and carries him around for a bit. "You survived! Are you hungry? You haven't eaten in days! Did you have a weird mind-portal dream?"
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>>25464
Really, the reason why I'm not fond of declaring stuff all of the time is because I don't want to spoil stuff that badly. I find it so much more interesting to reveal stuff at the last moment for maximum dramatic effect, and it doesn't help very much if a;ll of the characters can read what I'm doing.
pic unrelated, but you get the picture, Sometimes it's fun to keep things sekrit.
Really, the reason why I'm not fond of declaring stuff all of the time is because I don't want to spoil stuff that badly. I find it so much more interesting to reveal stuff at the last moment for maximum dramatic effect, and it doesn't help very much if a;ll of the characters can read what I'm doing.
pic unrelated, but you get the picture, Sometimes it's fun to keep things sekrit.
>>25465
I see your point, and some things cannot be unseen no matter how meta. I'll try and come up with a good way to allow for that, while keeping the excessive majority of interactions on-board.
I see your point, and some things cannot be unseen no matter how meta. I'll try and come up with a good way to allow for that, while keeping the excessive majority of interactions on-board.
>>25466
Thanks, m8.
>in game
Tracy is sitting idly at banquet table, as patient as a neutral Evil pony can behave. She dangles her hooves above the ground (hoo-man sized chairs?) as she sizes up the locals;in the while, wondering how her eggs are faring without her.
How's the company? Have any other important-looking figures showed up?
Thanks, m8.
>in game
Tracy is sitting idly at banquet table, as patient as a neutral Evil pony can behave. She dangles her hooves above the ground (hoo-man sized chairs?) as she sizes up the locals;in the while, wondering how her eggs are faring without her.
How's the company? Have any other important-looking figures showed up?
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Torc stands up and checks out his surondings
"Uh Troll, what the hell is up with the eggs?"
"Uh Troll, what the hell is up with the eggs?"
>>25471
Are the characters still outside? That'll determine whever or not she's transformed.
Also, how many guards are there around? Do they seem readily aggro, or are they just frightened?
Are the characters still outside? That'll determine whever or not she's transformed.
Also, how many guards are there around? Do they seem readily aggro, or are they just frightened?
>>25478
Troll loves bananas. ^_~
Thez <whooof> appears with a plate piled with all sorts of Thanksgiving-type stuffs. The bird is,... well it was a Roc. "There's plenty more! Stop being so skinny!"
Troll loves bananas. ^_~
Thez <whooof> appears with a plate piled with all sorts of Thanksgiving-type stuffs. The bird is,... well it was a Roc. "There's plenty more! Stop being so skinny!"
>>25481
Thez turns back to Torcuil. "Please help yourself, there's more in the mess area. Also,... don't go in the vault," she smiles, before heading off toward the infirmary, her body language showing the slightest hint of peeve.
Thez turns back to Torcuil. "Please help yourself, there's more in the mess area. Also,... don't go in the vault," she smiles, before heading off toward the infirmary, her body language showing the slightest hint of peeve.
>>25486
T> "That bird you're eating, it was discovered that it was of a mated pair. Upon investigation, Tracy discovered that it had 2 eggs in its nest, and after a bunch of foolishness she decided to bring them back here and mother to them herself. I thought it was rather adorable, if ill advised."
T> "That bird you're eating, it was discovered that it was of a mated pair. Upon investigation, Tracy discovered that it had 2 eggs in its nest, and after a bunch of foolishness she decided to bring them back here and mother to them herself. I thought it was rather adorable, if ill advised."
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>>25482
"Little pony, will you come with me?"
Holds her hooves and motions for her to come into his room
Empathic link suggests "love"
"Little pony, will you come with me?"
Holds her hooves and motions for her to come into his room
Empathic link suggests "love"
What kind of weapons can Returning be applied to? It says commonly range, but idk.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Returning
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Returning
>>25487
Thez arrives in the infirmary, and crosses her arms in front of her. "LOOK here, I know you're excited and all," she blushes and looks away a bit, "I certainly am," then back to direct glaring, "But don't think for an INSTANT that you can just wag your finger and have me whooof to the spot!"
>>25489
I don't mind starting it soon, is Taylor lurking?
Thez arrives in the infirmary, and crosses her arms in front of her. "LOOK here, I know you're excited and all," she blushes and looks away a bit, "I certainly am," then back to direct glaring, "But don't think for an INSTANT that you can just wag your finger and have me whooof to the spot!"
>>25489
I don't mind starting it soon, is Taylor lurking?
>>25495
Thez walks over to the entertron and presses the "Clean/Sterilize" button. "I'm sure you would! There will be PLENTY of time for that later!" she mutters something about other abilities. Still glaring, she announces "I need some coffee dammit! And to kill something!" and she storms off. Then storms back in, "Oh, and Torcuil is awake!" storms back out.
Thez walks over to the entertron and presses the "Clean/Sterilize" button. "I'm sure you would! There will be PLENTY of time for that later!" she mutters something about other abilities. Still glaring, she announces "I need some coffee dammit! And to kill something!" and she storms off. Then storms back in, "Oh, and Torcuil is awake!" storms back out.
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>>25507
Well then. As everyone settles into their rooms for a bit,... some more vigorously than others, a neatly dressed staff member makes their way down the corridor, individually knocking on each of the rooms and declaring (without entering) that the banquet will begin within the hour. Guests are invited to make their way to the hall as they please, which is conveniently the large room at the end of the hall. Its a long hall with a variety of doors, all unlabelled. The indicated room at the end has a set of double-doors, that have been opened.
Well then. As everyone settles into their rooms for a bit,... some more vigorously than others, a neatly dressed staff member makes their way down the corridor, individually knocking on each of the rooms and declaring (without entering) that the banquet will begin within the hour. Guests are invited to make their way to the hall as they please, which is conveniently the large room at the end of the hall. Its a long hall with a variety of doors, all unlabelled. The indicated room at the end has a set of double-doors, that have been opened.
I'm not sure how committed I can be to this. Definitely not for the next hour. I will definitely be busy at least part of the night and I REALLY want a full negation scene...
\r
\r
>>25513
I mean an hour game-time. All three present have their own distinctive element to the the coming exchange, and it wouldn't work without everyone.
>ambush
???
I mean an hour game-time. All three present have their own distinctive element to the the coming exchange, and it wouldn't work without everyone.
>ambush
???
>>25514
Spell check. I'm on a phone, and will be much of the night...
I wanted to write full speeches...
Spell check. I'm on a phone, and will be much of the night...
I wanted to write full speeches...
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>>25513
I might have to help out a visiting relative for a while in the next hour-90mins, but I'll try to play as much as I can.
I might have to help out a visiting relative for a while in the next hour-90mins, but I'll try to play as much as I can.
>>25516
REEEEEEEEEEEE
(Translation: Hi demon of hell)
Torc decides to play with Mr. Snek for a while.
At least, until someone fucks everything up and he is needed
REEEEEEEEEEEE
(Translation: Hi demon of hell)
Torc decides to play with Mr. Snek for a while.
At least, until someone fucks everything up and he is needed
Taylor is first to arrive in the banquet hall, which its self is a huge area. The tables are remarkably simple, with only a thin cloth covering them. Not many have arrived, only a few individuals engaged in conversation, while staff mills about carrying trays, plates, and a variety of other banquety prep things. As Taylor enters (with Tracy not far behind) one particular fellow in a neat beard lights up. "I see, you must be Miss Swift, I've heard a great deal about you from the soldiers who were present earlier. You put on quite a show, especially without any planning or preparation! My name is Sigmund, and I'm the Minister of Entertainment," he says offering his hand, looking appreciatively at her uniform (in a non-lewd sense). He himself is dressed - like most of the people who have been seen - in sturdy, simple clothes, and though there's a degree of discipline to him (as there is everyone) he doesn't bear any of the observable characteristics (posture, etc.) of a soldier.
>>25521
Is there a way for the two of us to progress a little bit just for now? I might be busy in a bit.
Is there a way for the two of us to progress a little bit just for now? I might be busy in a bit.
>>25524
May as well do a search and Sense motive check.'
What's he have on him (items, weapons, etc.)?
What does he want?
May as well do a search and Sense motive check.'
What's he have on him (items, weapons, etc.)?
What does he want?
>>25536
"thanks big man torc, wanna kill some communist?"
*does check up on motor functions and senses.*
"thanks big man torc, wanna kill some communist?"
*does check up on motor functions and senses.*
>>25535
"Well, truthfully I am only echoing the words of others. Still, your fashion sense alone speaks well of you. We haven't had a skilled talent arrive here in,... well since before I was minister. We get the occasional act or circus troupe, but no one who can operate independent of a musical group or a crew."
>>25533
Nothing apparent, he's wearing a simple outfit, no bells or whistles, though he (again, like most, even the staff) has a hefty knife sheathed to his waist. He seems intent on discussion with Taylor, and is open and optimistic.
"Well, truthfully I am only echoing the words of others. Still, your fashion sense alone speaks well of you. We haven't had a skilled talent arrive here in,... well since before I was minister. We get the occasional act or circus troupe, but no one who can operate independent of a musical group or a crew."
>>25533
Nothing apparent, he's wearing a simple outfit, no bells or whistles, though he (again, like most, even the staff) has a hefty knife sheathed to his waist. He seems intent on discussion with Taylor, and is open and optimistic.
>>25540
"Not at all. If it pleases you, might you be available later on? A business arrangement, if you don't mind my saying, could be profitable and useful both to a talented young woman such as yourself, in addition to enriching the lives of the citizens of Sparintenar (Spartans Xp)."
"Not at all. If it pleases you, might you be available later on? A business arrangement, if you don't mind my saying, could be profitable and useful both to a talented young woman such as yourself, in addition to enriching the lives of the citizens of Sparintenar (Spartans Xp)."
>>25545
As Trump and Tracy arrive, they are immediately set upon by a handful of individuals, who respectfully wait upon eachother to speak. There is a clear and established hierarchy they are appealing to, and the apparent oldest one is the first to speak. "We had heard that a Paladin has made its way here. You certainly look the part." He's not aggressive, but he is clearly weighing in his speech and observations. "Perhaps, with a bit of novelty," he says, turning his gaze to Tracy. "I'm surprised you brought your steed with you."
As Trump and Tracy arrive, they are immediately set upon by a handful of individuals, who respectfully wait upon eachother to speak. There is a clear and established hierarchy they are appealing to, and the apparent oldest one is the first to speak. "We had heard that a Paladin has made its way here. You certainly look the part." He's not aggressive, but he is clearly weighing in his speech and observations. "Perhaps, with a bit of novelty," he says, turning his gaze to Tracy. "I'm surprised you brought your steed with you."
"Thank you, I am indeed Trumpaladin, and this is my associate Tracy Cage. To whom do I have the honor of speaking?"
>>25548
>>25549
He raises his eyebrow. "Novelty indeed. I am Renquist, First Commander of the Spartans, second only to our leader, Bazooka Squirrel. That is his name, but we call him Baz for short." he looks to Tracy. "How came you to speak Mrs. Cage?" he asks, a little surprised to be using the term "mrs." in this context.
>>25549
He raises his eyebrow. "Novelty indeed. I am Renquist, First Commander of the Spartans, second only to our leader, Bazooka Squirrel. That is his name, but we call him Baz for short." he looks to Tracy. "How came you to speak Mrs. Cage?" he asks, a little surprised to be using the term "mrs." in this context.
>>25556
Kek. Now now
>>25552
He seems puzzled by the idea of being legally married without a ceremony, but awaits Tracy's response.
Kek. Now now
>>25552
He seems puzzled by the idea of being legally married without a ceremony, but awaits Tracy's response.
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>>25551
"I am an Equestrian; all of the volk of my race are able to speak your tongues. Being able to stand on two hooves though, that's a bit more complicated.."
"I am an Equestrian; all of the volk of my race are able to speak your tongues. Being able to stand on two hooves though, that's a bit more complicated.."
Ah shoot, I g2g for a while..
A sudden cold chill runs down Trumpaladin's spine, like he avoided a clear and serious danger
The thought appears in his mind, "I'm glad my faggot editted the configuration again last night"
The thought appears in his mind, "I'm glad my faggot editted the configuration again last night"
>>25560
Renquist leans over to one of his entourage and directs him to make a note. "Interesting," he continues. "And you Mr. Trump; You haven't been witnessed in battle, but I can gather by your attire that you've seen your fair share. I trust you're not the sort to bear arms against your allies?"
>>25562
IKR?
>>25563
"Sir, Sparintenar is entirely a military civilization. We pride ourselves on discipline, loyalty, and honor. Our active servicemen train year-round, and even our civilians are given periodic instruction and training. There's not a man, woman, or child here who cannot and would not take up arms for eachother and for the city."
Renquist leans over to one of his entourage and directs him to make a note. "Interesting," he continues. "And you Mr. Trump; You haven't been witnessed in battle, but I can gather by your attire that you've seen your fair share. I trust you're not the sort to bear arms against your allies?"
>>25562
IKR?
>>25563
"Sir, Sparintenar is entirely a military civilization. We pride ourselves on discipline, loyalty, and honor. Our active servicemen train year-round, and even our civilians are given periodic instruction and training. There's not a man, woman, or child here who cannot and would not take up arms for eachother and for the city."
"Rehnquist is quite a fine name. Reminds me of a great man of my world..."
*fondly remembers a Supreme Court Justice who always voted for the Government in criminal procedure cases*
*fondly remembers a Supreme Court Justice who always voted for the Government in criminal procedure cases*
Do characters roll for Will, Ref, and Fort DC Saves, or do they just have what's listed on their character sheets?
>>25566
"No, I am not of this world, nor are the other members of my party. I came from a world where I was a loyal law enforcement officer and then a civil servant. I was betrayed, but I received a second chance here.
I have taken Port Barry as my protectorate, and they have taken me. I and my party have fought off rats, George Soros, mechanical beasts, and more. I personally have cleaved an arm off of Soros, dealt strong blows to kefka and his tarasque, and fended off trolls. Which reminds me."
Trumpaladin reaches for his bag, and produces the head of Kefka, right before Rehnquist.
"Was this guy bothering you? My party killed him, and his Tarasque. He won't be demanding tribute from you anymore"
Puts head back in bag
"I am very impressed by your description of Sparintenar. Sounds very well disciplined. Wish I had that back on my old world. And no, I am not one to attack allies, at least so long as they do not attack me"
"No, I am not of this world, nor are the other members of my party. I came from a world where I was a loyal law enforcement officer and then a civil servant. I was betrayed, but I received a second chance here.
I have taken Port Barry as my protectorate, and they have taken me. I and my party have fought off rats, George Soros, mechanical beasts, and more. I personally have cleaved an arm off of Soros, dealt strong blows to kefka and his tarasque, and fended off trolls. Which reminds me."
Trumpaladin reaches for his bag, and produces the head of Kefka, right before Rehnquist.
"Was this guy bothering you? My party killed him, and his Tarasque. He won't be demanding tribute from you anymore"
Puts head back in bag
"I am very impressed by your description of Sparintenar. Sounds very well disciplined. Wish I had that back on my old world. And no, I am not one to attack allies, at least so long as they do not attack me"
>>25570
Renquist ponders Trump's words. "We shall have to talk more. I have many questions. Also, please refrain from further presenting severed heads in the dining hall," he says tactfully.
Renquist ponders Trump's words. "We shall have to talk more. I have many questions. Also, please refrain from further presenting severed heads in the dining hall," he says tactfully.
>>25577
Yes, in a variety of cases. Other items can grant feats, such as the ring Tracy crafted for Trump (Evasion)
Yes, in a variety of cases. Other items can grant feats, such as the ring Tracy crafted for Trump (Evasion)
>>25581
>Eats the hearts of her enemies and bathes in their blood, after genociding entire planets to expand her empire
>This girl is just pretending, like Rarity!
>Eats the hearts of her enemies and bathes in their blood, after genociding entire planets to expand her empire
>This girl is just pretending, like Rarity!
>>25595
They're good with animals too, and get a bunch of divine spells and feats, along with anything that involves travel. I kind of wish I chose that, desu...
Multiclassing in that was causes an experience penalty, though it's still an option. I think there's a feat you can take for weapons proficiency though.
They're good with animals too, and get a bunch of divine spells and feats, along with anything that involves travel. I kind of wish I chose that, desu...
Multiclassing in that was causes an experience penalty, though it's still an option. I think there's a feat you can take for weapons proficiency though.
>>25596
I can handle an experience penalty. Plus it would make sense with the way he lived in the mountains
I can handle an experience penalty. Plus it would make sense with the way he lived in the mountains
>>25599
As a player who went and spread out his character across three prestige class, I'll just advise that it may not seem as great as you thought at this level. Remember, with the proper feats and items,
you could also be a functional/aesthetic ranger.
That's just my personal input though.
I g2g for now.
As a player who went and spread out his character across three prestige class, I'll just advise that it may not seem as great as you thought at this level. Remember, with the proper feats and items,
you could also be a functional/aesthetic ranger.
That's just my personal input though.
I g2g for now.