Read "Corny Nuts"
Which brings us into the next edition of the Game thread! For newcomers, this is an RP thread thats been ongoing for,... shit, 3 months now. How time flies.
Anywhow, its based on a very loose and permissive rendition of classic D&D 3.5 edition as a baseline, and includes whatever additions can be effectively (and not too ludicrously) included; basically whatever players want that also makes some sense.
The party has just made some character and story developments. Trump and Tracy discover that when their powers combine they form Captain Planet,... or rather, Tracy gets uber-sized and most ferocious.
Infernius and Thez have successfully tracked down and captured a Dark Elf who had been masquerading as the proprietor of the Bazaar (there is no proprietor) who were responsible for jacking all their shit.
What happens next? I have some idea, which probably means its not going to go anywhere near how I expect.
/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal
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>>25507
Well then. As everyone settles into their rooms for a bit,... some more vigorously than others, a neatly dressed staff member makes their way down the corridor, individually knocking on each of the rooms and declaring (without entering) that the banquet will begin within the hour. Guests are invited to make their way to the hall as they please, which is conveniently the large room at the end of the hall. Its a long hall with a variety of doors, all unlabelled. The indicated room at the end has a set of double-doors, that have been opened.
Well then. As everyone settles into their rooms for a bit,... some more vigorously than others, a neatly dressed staff member makes their way down the corridor, individually knocking on each of the rooms and declaring (without entering) that the banquet will begin within the hour. Guests are invited to make their way to the hall as they please, which is conveniently the large room at the end of the hall. Its a long hall with a variety of doors, all unlabelled. The indicated room at the end has a set of double-doors, that have been opened.
I'm not sure how committed I can be to this. Definitely not for the next hour. I will definitely be busy at least part of the night and I REALLY want a full negation scene...
\r
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>>25513
I mean an hour game-time. All three present have their own distinctive element to the the coming exchange, and it wouldn't work without everyone.
>ambush
???
I mean an hour game-time. All three present have their own distinctive element to the the coming exchange, and it wouldn't work without everyone.
>ambush
???
>>25514
Spell check. I'm on a phone, and will be much of the night...
I wanted to write full speeches...
Spell check. I'm on a phone, and will be much of the night...
I wanted to write full speeches...
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>>25513
I might have to help out a visiting relative for a while in the next hour-90mins, but I'll try to play as much as I can.
I might have to help out a visiting relative for a while in the next hour-90mins, but I'll try to play as much as I can.
>>25516
REEEEEEEEEEEE
(Translation: Hi demon of hell)
Torc decides to play with Mr. Snek for a while.
At least, until someone fucks everything up and he is needed
REEEEEEEEEEEE
(Translation: Hi demon of hell)
Torc decides to play with Mr. Snek for a while.
At least, until someone fucks everything up and he is needed
Taylor is first to arrive in the banquet hall, which its self is a huge area. The tables are remarkably simple, with only a thin cloth covering them. Not many have arrived, only a few individuals engaged in conversation, while staff mills about carrying trays, plates, and a variety of other banquety prep things. As Taylor enters (with Tracy not far behind) one particular fellow in a neat beard lights up. "I see, you must be Miss Swift, I've heard a great deal about you from the soldiers who were present earlier. You put on quite a show, especially without any planning or preparation! My name is Sigmund, and I'm the Minister of Entertainment," he says offering his hand, looking appreciatively at her uniform (in a non-lewd sense). He himself is dressed - like most of the people who have been seen - in sturdy, simple clothes, and though there's a degree of discipline to him (as there is everyone) he doesn't bear any of the observable characteristics (posture, etc.) of a soldier.
>>25521
Is there a way for the two of us to progress a little bit just for now? I might be busy in a bit.
Is there a way for the two of us to progress a little bit just for now? I might be busy in a bit.
>>25524
May as well do a search and Sense motive check.'
What's he have on him (items, weapons, etc.)?
What does he want?
May as well do a search and Sense motive check.'
What's he have on him (items, weapons, etc.)?
What does he want?
>>25536
"thanks big man torc, wanna kill some communist?"
*does check up on motor functions and senses.*
"thanks big man torc, wanna kill some communist?"
*does check up on motor functions and senses.*
>>25535
"Well, truthfully I am only echoing the words of others. Still, your fashion sense alone speaks well of you. We haven't had a skilled talent arrive here in,... well since before I was minister. We get the occasional act or circus troupe, but no one who can operate independent of a musical group or a crew."
>>25533
Nothing apparent, he's wearing a simple outfit, no bells or whistles, though he (again, like most, even the staff) has a hefty knife sheathed to his waist. He seems intent on discussion with Taylor, and is open and optimistic.
"Well, truthfully I am only echoing the words of others. Still, your fashion sense alone speaks well of you. We haven't had a skilled talent arrive here in,... well since before I was minister. We get the occasional act or circus troupe, but no one who can operate independent of a musical group or a crew."
>>25533
Nothing apparent, he's wearing a simple outfit, no bells or whistles, though he (again, like most, even the staff) has a hefty knife sheathed to his waist. He seems intent on discussion with Taylor, and is open and optimistic.
>>25540
"Not at all. If it pleases you, might you be available later on? A business arrangement, if you don't mind my saying, could be profitable and useful both to a talented young woman such as yourself, in addition to enriching the lives of the citizens of Sparintenar (Spartans Xp)."
"Not at all. If it pleases you, might you be available later on? A business arrangement, if you don't mind my saying, could be profitable and useful both to a talented young woman such as yourself, in addition to enriching the lives of the citizens of Sparintenar (Spartans Xp)."
>>25545
As Trump and Tracy arrive, they are immediately set upon by a handful of individuals, who respectfully wait upon eachother to speak. There is a clear and established hierarchy they are appealing to, and the apparent oldest one is the first to speak. "We had heard that a Paladin has made its way here. You certainly look the part." He's not aggressive, but he is clearly weighing in his speech and observations. "Perhaps, with a bit of novelty," he says, turning his gaze to Tracy. "I'm surprised you brought your steed with you."
As Trump and Tracy arrive, they are immediately set upon by a handful of individuals, who respectfully wait upon eachother to speak. There is a clear and established hierarchy they are appealing to, and the apparent oldest one is the first to speak. "We had heard that a Paladin has made its way here. You certainly look the part." He's not aggressive, but he is clearly weighing in his speech and observations. "Perhaps, with a bit of novelty," he says, turning his gaze to Tracy. "I'm surprised you brought your steed with you."
"Thank you, I am indeed Trumpaladin, and this is my associate Tracy Cage. To whom do I have the honor of speaking?"
>>25548
>>25549
He raises his eyebrow. "Novelty indeed. I am Renquist, First Commander of the Spartans, second only to our leader, Bazooka Squirrel. That is his name, but we call him Baz for short." he looks to Tracy. "How came you to speak Mrs. Cage?" he asks, a little surprised to be using the term "mrs." in this context.
>>25549
He raises his eyebrow. "Novelty indeed. I am Renquist, First Commander of the Spartans, second only to our leader, Bazooka Squirrel. That is his name, but we call him Baz for short." he looks to Tracy. "How came you to speak Mrs. Cage?" he asks, a little surprised to be using the term "mrs." in this context.
>>25556
Kek. Now now
>>25552
He seems puzzled by the idea of being legally married without a ceremony, but awaits Tracy's response.
Kek. Now now
>>25552
He seems puzzled by the idea of being legally married without a ceremony, but awaits Tracy's response.
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>>25551
"I am an Equestrian; all of the volk of my race are able to speak your tongues. Being able to stand on two hooves though, that's a bit more complicated.."
"I am an Equestrian; all of the volk of my race are able to speak your tongues. Being able to stand on two hooves though, that's a bit more complicated.."
Ah shoot, I g2g for a while..
A sudden cold chill runs down Trumpaladin's spine, like he avoided a clear and serious danger
The thought appears in his mind, "I'm glad my faggot editted the configuration again last night"
The thought appears in his mind, "I'm glad my faggot editted the configuration again last night"
>>25560
Renquist leans over to one of his entourage and directs him to make a note. "Interesting," he continues. "And you Mr. Trump; You haven't been witnessed in battle, but I can gather by your attire that you've seen your fair share. I trust you're not the sort to bear arms against your allies?"
>>25562
IKR?
>>25563
"Sir, Sparintenar is entirely a military civilization. We pride ourselves on discipline, loyalty, and honor. Our active servicemen train year-round, and even our civilians are given periodic instruction and training. There's not a man, woman, or child here who cannot and would not take up arms for eachother and for the city."
Renquist leans over to one of his entourage and directs him to make a note. "Interesting," he continues. "And you Mr. Trump; You haven't been witnessed in battle, but I can gather by your attire that you've seen your fair share. I trust you're not the sort to bear arms against your allies?"
>>25562
IKR?
>>25563
"Sir, Sparintenar is entirely a military civilization. We pride ourselves on discipline, loyalty, and honor. Our active servicemen train year-round, and even our civilians are given periodic instruction and training. There's not a man, woman, or child here who cannot and would not take up arms for eachother and for the city."
"Rehnquist is quite a fine name. Reminds me of a great man of my world..."
*fondly remembers a Supreme Court Justice who always voted for the Government in criminal procedure cases*
*fondly remembers a Supreme Court Justice who always voted for the Government in criminal procedure cases*
Do characters roll for Will, Ref, and Fort DC Saves, or do they just have what's listed on their character sheets?
>>25566
"No, I am not of this world, nor are the other members of my party. I came from a world where I was a loyal law enforcement officer and then a civil servant. I was betrayed, but I received a second chance here.
I have taken Port Barry as my protectorate, and they have taken me. I and my party have fought off rats, George Soros, mechanical beasts, and more. I personally have cleaved an arm off of Soros, dealt strong blows to kefka and his tarasque, and fended off trolls. Which reminds me."
Trumpaladin reaches for his bag, and produces the head of Kefka, right before Rehnquist.
"Was this guy bothering you? My party killed him, and his Tarasque. He won't be demanding tribute from you anymore"
Puts head back in bag
"I am very impressed by your description of Sparintenar. Sounds very well disciplined. Wish I had that back on my old world. And no, I am not one to attack allies, at least so long as they do not attack me"
"No, I am not of this world, nor are the other members of my party. I came from a world where I was a loyal law enforcement officer and then a civil servant. I was betrayed, but I received a second chance here.
I have taken Port Barry as my protectorate, and they have taken me. I and my party have fought off rats, George Soros, mechanical beasts, and more. I personally have cleaved an arm off of Soros, dealt strong blows to kefka and his tarasque, and fended off trolls. Which reminds me."
Trumpaladin reaches for his bag, and produces the head of Kefka, right before Rehnquist.
"Was this guy bothering you? My party killed him, and his Tarasque. He won't be demanding tribute from you anymore"
Puts head back in bag
"I am very impressed by your description of Sparintenar. Sounds very well disciplined. Wish I had that back on my old world. And no, I am not one to attack allies, at least so long as they do not attack me"
>>25570
Renquist ponders Trump's words. "We shall have to talk more. I have many questions. Also, please refrain from further presenting severed heads in the dining hall," he says tactfully.
Renquist ponders Trump's words. "We shall have to talk more. I have many questions. Also, please refrain from further presenting severed heads in the dining hall," he says tactfully.
>>25577
Yes, in a variety of cases. Other items can grant feats, such as the ring Tracy crafted for Trump (Evasion)
Yes, in a variety of cases. Other items can grant feats, such as the ring Tracy crafted for Trump (Evasion)
>>25581
>Eats the hearts of her enemies and bathes in their blood, after genociding entire planets to expand her empire
>This girl is just pretending, like Rarity!
>Eats the hearts of her enemies and bathes in their blood, after genociding entire planets to expand her empire
>This girl is just pretending, like Rarity!
>>25595
They're good with animals too, and get a bunch of divine spells and feats, along with anything that involves travel. I kind of wish I chose that, desu...
Multiclassing in that was causes an experience penalty, though it's still an option. I think there's a feat you can take for weapons proficiency though.
They're good with animals too, and get a bunch of divine spells and feats, along with anything that involves travel. I kind of wish I chose that, desu...
Multiclassing in that was causes an experience penalty, though it's still an option. I think there's a feat you can take for weapons proficiency though.
>>25596
I can handle an experience penalty. Plus it would make sense with the way he lived in the mountains
I can handle an experience penalty. Plus it would make sense with the way he lived in the mountains
>>25599
As a player who went and spread out his character across three prestige class, I'll just advise that it may not seem as great as you thought at this level. Remember, with the proper feats and items,
you could also be a functional/aesthetic ranger.
That's just my personal input though.
I g2g for now.
As a player who went and spread out his character across three prestige class, I'll just advise that it may not seem as great as you thought at this level. Remember, with the proper feats and items,
you could also be a functional/aesthetic ranger.
That's just my personal input though.
I g2g for now.
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