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Banquet Nuts
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25605
25607 25893 25976
And the Game must?! go on!
Tonight we find the party split. Trump, Tracy, and Taylor find themselves in a grand banquet hall with a gradually increasing number of stiff-backed military personnel, along with a variety of less-but-still disciplined civilians. The whole place reeks of rigidity and efficiency. All boots are shiny, all suits and uniforms are crisp and clean.
Meanwhile, Torcuil - who didn't die - prepares to venture forth with Infernius and Thez who just last night got engaged, no homo to wreck shop on an entire city of commies. "Isn't wanton killing evil" you might ask, to which I say "Not when its commies".

So then, let us begin,... again.
930 replies and 86 files omitted.
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26711
26713
>>26710
this is my hobby.
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26712
>>26709
[overjoyed bridal hoers noises]
*sniffs and snorts for a few minutes*
*gazes at the world*
"... You know, from this angle, it really doesn't look half bad.. I could say I've gotten used to that little rock.."
>cue descent
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.26713
>>26711
Welp, its mine too
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26714
Well, that's one dramatic relationship catastrophe averted.
*throws away booklet*
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.26715
26719
>Torc is the only one not married now
HAHA BEING SINGLE ONLY INCREASES MY WIZARD POWERS
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26716
26718
>still waiting for GM to come back and rain fiery brimstone down upon us for being such insufferable faggots...
Trumpaladin
!iHDHdeqsoU
zE2yh
?
No.26717
26722
Hell yes we're going on a death spiral dive!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAwcoFoAk_k

But first:
Trumpaladin places his hand on Tracy's fur, runs his fingers through it, and looks out over the world

"It'll tend to do that. When she's persistent, she can make you love her. Even if she gives you bad days sometimes. You come to find she's what holds your interest most"

Looks back at Tracy
"The world too I guess"


Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.26718
>>26716
He'd find a reason even if Trump hadn't've started this shit
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26719
26720
>>26715
You'll get there eventually.

Taylor is still single.
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.26720
26721
>>26719
I said married, not held hostage
Trumpaladin
!iHDHdeqsoU
zE2yh
?
No.26721
26723
1556387__safe_artist-colon-jucamovi1992_flash sentry_twilight sparkle_alicorn_armor_bags under eyes_female_flashlight_floppy ears_horseshoes_looking ba.png
>>26720
for some people there is no difference
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26722
26724
>>26717
"To the world!"
*dashes towards the planet*
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.26723
26724
>>26721
You mean the people who shouldn't have gotten married?
Trumpaladin
!iHDHdeqsoU
zE2yh
?
No.26724
26725 26730
>>26722
Trumpaladin now directs his mount/waifu downwards. Straight downwards, in a plunge to the world. With all that same glee as the pilot riding the bomb down in Dr. Srangelove, he holds on tight, but lifts himself from his saddle as he does so...

It makes him feel very much alive

>>26723
Hopefully Thez and Inferius will work out their marital problems
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26725
26726
>>26724
reeee or whatever.
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.26726
26727 26728
GM sits wherever GM sits, still brooding because Trump's faggot stole the wind from his sails and exerted authority over his thread. Thez rocks playfully nearby.
"Its... so sweet,... I bet'cha never,..."
He cuts her off "You know we're supposed to be lurking, making them suffer in our absence for having,...."
"That was YOUR idea."
"And YOUR idea started this mess in the first place!"
"Maybe, and I guess I still owe everyone an explanation, as do you."
"MMmmph."
"Screw you, sit in your little corner then. I'm out!" <whoof>
GM sighs.

>>26725
<whooof>
"I... I'nis,...?"

Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.26727
>>26726
Torc still wants to give Thez and Infernius their wedding gift
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26728
26729
>>26726
*infernuis eyes are devoid of any emotion*
"yea."
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.26729
26732 26734
>>26728
"I,... um,... I,... n, nevermind," she says, unsure how to respond. "I'll just,...." she sighs and sits down near to his feet.
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26730
26731 26734
shooting_star_1.jpg
>>26724
>A blue streak races across the sky over Port Barry, like a fiery comet
link:
>'Let's go home, Flashy. Our friends are waiting...'
Trumpaladin
!iHDHdeqsoU
zE2yh
?
No.26731
26733
>>26730
>"Wouldn't you rather stop by a nice lake in a secluded wooden area first?"
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26732
26734 26739
>>26729
"you like him better than me dont you, he was better wasnt he?"
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26733
26735 26737
>>26731
Let's skip the ERP scene (in text, not occurrence); I don't have the energy to type it out tonight..
Sure, that could've happened.
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.26734
>>26730
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=feA64wXhbjo
>>26729
Torc walks out, hair singed and steaming a bit. He starts to talk and then
>>26732
Torc then goes back into the room he just left
Trumpaladin
!iHDHdeqsoU
zE2yh
?
No.26735
26736 26737
>>26733
Tracy and Trumpaladin find a nice spot in the woods, and touch down. They admire the beauty of the forest, the world, and how it reflects on their new union, before Tracy buckles her legs and the two express their unity once more
Anonymous
Dr9PD
?
No.26736
26737 26738
>>26735
>[happy pony noises]
And then they go back?
Where is Infernius? I don't want to bother them...
Trumpaladin
!iHDHdeqsoU
zE2yh
?
No.26737
26740

>>26736
>>26735
>>26733
But now here's the important thing

"Infernals express their union ceremonies in the blood of others. There's not really a direct equivalent under the law of God or Man, but to baptize our union in the blood of traitors, might not be a bad start"
Do we need to kill them?
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.26738
>>26736
Tower, Torc is currently stuck in a side room as to not interupt
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.26739
26741 26743
>>26732
"I deserve that. I want to deny loving him, but I can't. I do love him, just as I love everyone in our group. That doesn't justify what I did, regardless my intentions. The feelings I have for him and everyone else are completely different though. I know this isn't something I can just say and make good on. I accept that."
Anonymous
Dr9PD
?
No.26740
26745
>>26737
>take tobacco-free, non-nicotine, 100% baby-safe huff from sword's vaporizer.
"I've never been to Hell (I think), but what were you meaning to do?" *smiles*
Trumpaladin
!Rr3sC4nvZI
zE2yh
?
No.26741
26742
1506152066861.png
>>26739
"........."
Anonymous
Dr9PD
?
No.26742
26744
>>26741
Oh you be quiet.
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26743
26744 26746 26750
>>26739
"heres my items, im leaving."
*you dont see the ring in there*
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.26744
26747
>>26742
>bangs pots and pans together
>>26743
Torc Who has been shamelesly listening in teleports infront of Infernius
"Damn it, I was the only witness to your wedding, I'm not gonna be the only one for your goddamn divorce"
Trumpaladin
!Rr3sC4nvZI
zE2yh
?
No.26745
26749
>>26740
"Just ask Torcuil if he still wants an ass beating. Oh he's powerful, that I trust. But your stealth, tracking, Etherealness, speed, and now shear strength, including a grapple as good as Inferius's. My spells, sword, and armor. All of this united together, as if one sword, one shield, one warrior attacking in unity... I'd rather be nice to our roommates, but if they want to play rough... Let's show them who is king of the playground."
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.26746
26748 26750
>>26743
"That's fair. But wherever you go, I won't be far behind. Whether it means standing beside you or lurking in your shadow, I accept my fate."
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26747
26750 26751
>>26744
*pushes torc out of the way*
*proceeds toward the capital city*
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26748
26752 26756
>>26746
"no."
Anonymous
Dr9PD
?
No.26749
26750 26751
>>26745
"... When did either of those guys ever betray you?"
Trumpaladin
!Rr3sC4nvZI
zE2yh
?
No.26750
26753
>>26746
>>26743
Fuck that's sad

>>26747
NOT YET TRACY AND I ARE HONEYMOONING THERE

>>26749
"Let's see how we're greeted"
Gr6zN
?
No.26751
26754 26755
[1d20 = 9]
>>26747
Lol nope
Mr. Snek gapple check
>>26749
THANK YOU
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.26752
26754 26755
>>26748
"Then you will not see me, but I WILL be there." <whoof>
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26753
26760
>>26750
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBUEdDjinSQ
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.26754
26757
>>26751
Damn it
>>26752
"Thez hold up a second, you may use your wdding present earlier than I expected."
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26755
26757
>>26752
>>26751
"what is wrong with you 2? ME SAID LEAVE ME ALONE!!"
Anonymous
Dr9PD
?
No.26756
>>26748
>implying he could escape
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.26757
26758 26760
>>26754
>>26755
Too late, gone
Trumpaladin
!Rr3sC4nvZI
zE2yh
?
No.26758
>>26757
Um... I think I should pursue and talk to him...
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26759
26761
*continues to the court city.*
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.26760
>>26753
Boss, I haz a da cancer
>>26757
No, get the back here Torc needs to give her the present. I promise it will be good
Anonymous
Dr9PD
?
No.26761
26762 26764
Tracy takes her husband back to the tower, and returns to her duty.
>>26759
On foot? He'll get served blue-rare.
Trumpaladin
!Rr3sC4nvZI
zE2yh
?
No.26762
26766 26768
>>26761
We need to pursue Inferius
>Returns to her duty
THIS is her duty
Anonymous
Dr9PD
?
No.26763
26765
*sits on eggs*
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26764
>>26761
>implying he would care
his brother fucked his wife.
Trumpaladin
!Rr3sC4nvZI
zE2yh
?
No.26765
>>26763
We need to pursue Inferius
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.26766
26767
>>26762
Torc and Thez have it taken care of
Trumpaladin
!Rr3sC4nvZI
zE2yh
?
No.26767
26771
>>26766
Doesn't look like it
Anonymous
Dr9PD
?
No.26768
26769
>>26762
How is that her duty?
Also, I'm tired...
Trumpaladin
!Rr3sC4nvZI
zE2yh
?
No.26769
26770
>>26768
Because he needs to be talked to, and Trumpaladin couldn't find him, catch up with him, or more importantly, run away from him on his own. He's her friend too.

Like literally you can just say she goes there and then after that she can be treated like a normal horse NPC by Trumpaladin
Anonymous
Dr9PD
?
No.26770
26772
>>26769
..but muh eggs...
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.26771
>>26767
Well, we gotta have time to do something
GM the scrolls are teleportation to current location. Torc was going to give Thez the one that would teleport her exacly where infernius was, no matter where he was. Thats why he needed the hair
Trumpaladin
!Rr3sC4nvZI
zE2yh
?
No.26772
26773 26774
>>26770
I'll help you kill Trollestia if they hatch while she's trying to stop Inferius
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.26773
26775
>>26772
No killing my fucking waifu you bitch
Anonymous
Dr9PD
?
No.26774
26775
>>26772
I would have to kill her, but that wouldn't fix the damage..
Can't we just resolve this drama tomorrow? It's a day off for me.
Trumpaladin
!Rr3sC4nvZI
zE2yh
?
No.26775
26776
>>26773
I like her too, but I make compromises to make my marriage work

>>26774
LET ME TALK TO HIM REEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

I guess maybe Fae will suffice...

Anonymous
Dr9PD
?
No.26776
26777 26778
>>26775
She's grinding her patience and housewifery skills. It's for the best.
Trumpaladin
!Rr3sC4nvZI
zE2yh
?
No.26777
26779
>>26776
damn it I want to talk down Inferius
Trumpaladin
!Rr3sC4nvZI
zE2yh
?
No.26778
26780 26782
>>26776
She needs to grind her mount/ally/waifu skills
Anonymous
Dr9PD
?
No.26779
26781
>>26777
Tracy feels secure in her role now; take Fae if you must. I gotta go to bed...
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.26780
26781 26832
>>26778
You need to grind your 'Trumpadalin isn't god' and 'not being an ass' skills
Trumpaladin
!Rr3sC4nvZI
zE2yh
?
No.26781
26789
>>26779
Fae can track, fly, and attack, but she's inferior in speed and can't go Ethereal. Not as good for escape. It's a risk

>>26780
Did I ask you opinion? No? Stay out of my business and stop poking your head in constantly
Anonymous
Dr9PD
?
No.26782
26783 26784 26785
>>26778
>Took her rider to the edge of space
>Needs more mount skills
They say exceptionally n the lore powerful nightmares could take their riders to the Abyss and back. I'll get to work on figuring it out.
Could use an Obsidian Horse figurine and use it as a magic amulet.
Anonymous
Dr9PD
?
No.26783
>>26782
>My grammar
Too tired to correct...
Trumpaladin
!Rr3sC4nvZI
zE2yh
?
No.26784
26786
>>26782
What? I just want an escape plan if talking doesn't work
Anonymous
3xDgX
?
No.26785
>>26782
Okay, I'll do this tomorrow. Even if I'll have work...
Anonymous
Dr9PD
?
No.26786
26787
>>26784
>Really should be in bed
Escape from what? Infernius?
Just Track-down the drama queen and talk some sense into him.

... Take Tracy if you must...
>I'mma lose my shit if those eggs hatch while she's away
3xDgX
?
No.26787
26788
>>26786 was deleted
Reeee!
\r
Anonymous
Dr9PD
?
No.26788
>>26787
It was the post where I caved in to pressure...
Goodnight.
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.26789
26790 26791
>>26781
Then A) don't claim Torc is attacking you when he asks for a stolen item back
B) don't blow the party up like this again
C) don't sugest killing another man's waifu.

Everyone else seems to be gone, so see yall tomorrow
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26790
26792
>>26789
im still around.
Anonymous
3xDgX
?
No.26791
26851
>>26789
If I had said "fuck off this potion is being given to Tracy for her dying," what would you have done? And I did not suggest killing Tay. And I didn't blow up the damn party
Trumpaladin
!Rr3sC4nvZI
zE2yh
?
No.26792
26793
>>26790
"Um... Inferius?"
*flying out of grapple range*
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26793
26794
>>26792
no response from him.
Trumpaladin
!Rr3sC4nvZI
zE2yh
?
No.26794
26795 26796
>>26793
"I know I hurt you. It wasn't my choice. Maybe that is the problem"
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26795
26796
>>26794
still nothing.
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26796
26797 26798 26832
>>26795
>>26794
all of a sudden infernuis busts out in a bprint toward the city
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26797
>>26796
*sprint
Trumpaladin
!Rr3sC4nvZI
zE2yh
?
No.26798
26799
>>26796
"What are you trying to prove!"
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26799
26800 26801
>>26798
"me worthless."
Trumpaladin
!Rr3sC4nvZI
zE2yh
?
No.26800
>>26799
"Didn't you deliver an entire city with a mine while I was away?"
Trumpaladin
!Rr3sC4nvZI
zE2yh
?
No.26801
26802
>>26799
"I see what this is about... It's because you didn't get your fair share of the glory in the Kefka fight. Don't you worry. Together - but only together - we'll take the whole world. And your role will not be a small one. You're only just beginning"
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26802
26803
>>26801
"this is about you fucking my wife and making me a cuck."
*infernuis's voice is cold and emotionless*
Trumpaladin
!Rr3sC4nvZI
zE2yh
?
No.26803
26804
>>26802
"You know I only like hooved women"
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26804
26805 26807
>>26803
"so you're denying it now then are you?"
Trumpaladin
!Rr3sC4nvZI
zE2yh
?
No.26805
26806
>>26804
"I'm not denying what?"
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26806
26807
>>26805
"i know. you cant kike your way out of this,(((Trumpalidin)))"
Trumpaladin
!Rr3sC4nvZI
zE2yh
?
No.26807
26808
>>26804
"I see. No, it happened. It definitely happened"

>>26806
"Now that's just not nice..."
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26808
26809 26810
>>26807
"im through being nice."
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26809
26810 26811
>>26808
"being nice is why me in this situation now."
*alignment change chaotic evil.*
Trumpaladin
!Rr3sC4nvZI
zE2yh
?
No.26810
26811
>>26808
"that's what I thought this was about... You believe you're under appreciated. That your niceness goes unrewarded. No, that's not the case at all. You won my heart with your niceness. You won Thez's heart. Shit, even Tracy likes you, and she hates everyone. You're trusted, by everyone."

*looks away*

"You know I'm not as liked..."

>>26809
"Uh..."
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26811
26812
>>26809
>>26810
"me last act as good goy is turning meself into the court city government so they can dispose of me."
Trumpaladin
!Rr3sC4nvZI
zE2yh
?
No.26812
26813
>>26811
"Awww... But we all love you. We'd miss you...

You're my brother"
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26813
26814 26816
>>26812
"who cares."
Trumpaladin
!Rr3sC4nvZI
zE2yh
?
No.26814
26815
741.png
>>26813
"I care..."
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26815
>>26814
"oh..'
*continues walking.*
"you wasting breath."
Trumpaladin
!Rr3sC4nvZI
zE2yh
?
No.26816
26817 26832
>>26813
"You know she did that to punish me. To humiliate me. To deprive me of power and control, which she knows I always feel I need, when she thought I was abusing mine..."
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26817
26818
>>26816
"i dont even know if child is mine."
Trumpaladin
!Rr3sC4nvZI
zE2yh
?
No.26818
26819
>>26817
"It's probably yours. But even if it weren't you know damn well you'd be a great father, and a great husband, to a great mother..."

*said with genuine sadness*
"You'll be the best father he could have..."
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26819
26820
>>26818
"heh, raiseing another mans child? its like you're intentionally trying to cuck me."
Trumpaladin
!Rr3sC4nvZI
zE2yh
?
No.26820
26821
>>26819
"No... Just you'd make a good father and husband is all. Better than I will"
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26821
26822 26832
>>26820
"it want matter anyway thez said she didnt want it."
Trumpaladin
!Rr3sC4nvZI
zE2yh
?
No.26822
26823
>>26821
*shock*
"... What"
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26823
26824 26825 26832
>>26822
"yea."
*infernuis sounds genuinely sad*
Trumpaladin
!Rr3sC4nvZI
zE2yh
?
No.26824
26825 26826
>>26823
"That's... uh, uh, why doesn't she want it?"
Trumpaladin
!Rr3sC4nvZI
zE2yh
?
No.26825
>>26823
>>26824
"Is she afraid it will be infected with the demonic plague?

... I still fear for my own child from that"
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26826
26827
>>26824
"i dont know. and i wont be alive along enough to find out."
Trumpaladin
!Rr3sC4nvZI
zE2yh
?
No.26827
26828
>>26826
*comes in closer. closer. much closer. Hugs.*

Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26828
26829
>>26827
"why are you doing that?"
Trumpaladin
!Rr3sC4nvZI
zE2yh
?
No.26829
26830
>>26828
"Because I know you need it. I love you"
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26830
26831
>>26829
"i dont need anything anymore."
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26831
>>26830
*continues walking.*
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.26832
26833 26850
>>26780
This desu
>>26796
Good luck, it will take days by foot, and you'll need to rest periodically. No, you can't claim supra-endurance and keep going either.
>>26816
That wasn't it, but after review she did bind his hands and lock the door, it was definitely forced.
>>26821
>>26823
She never said that, I said that. Metafuckers,....

Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26833
26834
>>26832
>She's not leaving, she's standing there silently, her mouth agape and a stunned expression.
>"That's absurd, I'd have to be… non… infernal… for,…." her voice trails off, as she suddenly realizes,… things.
>Thez glares daggers at Infernius "I had better not be,…."

>implying infernuis couldn't deduce she doesn't want it
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.26834
26835
>>26833
Alright, fair point on intuition.
Did you ever stop or think to ask why?
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26835
>>26834
hes to hurt to ask about anything insightful like that.
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.26836
26837
Better question: what exactly does Infernius know about Thez, outside what I've mentioned (which was also all meta)?
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26837
26838
>>26836
her name, what happend between her and her family, what the golden bitch put her through, shes been in the game along time.
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.26838
26839 26840
>>26837
>family
>bitch
Footnotes at best. I haven't even begun to tell her full backstory.
I'll also point out that there's a reason the last word of the declaration of espousal is 'woe'.
Anonymous
xYw1j
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No.26839
>>26838
okay previous family.
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26840
26841
>>26838
and i think she mentioned being royalty, but that was like 7-8 threads ago so my memory is hazy.
Anonymous
6Xr1d
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No.26841
26842
>>26840
My point is that he still doesn't know the first thing about her, and yet upon seeing the slightest glimpse he's already ready to an hero. Is that how relationships work in his mind?
Anonymous
xYw1j
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No.26842
26843
>>26841
>yet upon seeing the slightest glimpse he's already ready to an hero.
he feels like he was made a cuck. that combined with the fact that his wife dosent want his child and the fact trump probbaly came inside her so he cant be sure if it even his is driving him insane with grief, anger, hopelessness, etc.
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26843
26844
>>26842
in fact the dude is pretty close to a mind crack.
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.26844
26845 26846
>>26843
Soooo,... he's not there yet then?
One last question (yes, I know, this is all meta): what does he want?
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26845
26847
>>26844
his core desire is to have a family since he never had that in his previous life. but post break(CE) infernuis's desire would probably be destroying the multi-verse.
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26846
26847 26852
>>26844
hes very close to breaking irreparably.
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.26847
26848
>>26846
So? Thez is broken irreparably, its no biggie.
>>26845
Well, I won't deny that she's against the idea of having a child, but you assume that she has any say in the matter. I never mentioned where she was keeping the stone hidden. Spoiler, its not her regen stone anymore. SHHHHHH
Anonymous
xYw1j
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No.26848
26849
>>26847
i gotta sleep dude, ill probably be on around 3pm central.
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.26849
>>26848
No worries, I'm off to meat-space. Just know (and I don't say this aggressively) this isn't over, for him or for her.
Trumpaladin
!Rr3sC4nvZI
zE2yh
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No.26850
26851
>>26832
Well fuck you too
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.26851
26853
>>26791
Thats a completely different situation.
You know damn well I didn't mean Tay.
Uh, yes you did when you revealed Trump fugged Thez

>>26850
Morning
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
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No.26852
disappoint.jpg
>>26846
If I could find a way to fix this situation in character, so can you.
3xDgX
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No.26853
26854 26861
image.png
>>26851
Okay, so you don't like me. I get it. Everyone gets it. We all know this. Now stop talking to me. Our characters never interact in story anyways.

Leave me alone. There's no need for you to constantly keep trying to fight me now that your point is across
\r
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26854
>>26853
I remember recoloring that pic for the first time, from an Octavia pic. I'm glad someone competent decided to do it right.
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26855
26856 26912
Does anyone know how Will saves work on non-magical objects? I'm thinking in the context of Evocation spells that target them, like Shatter:
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Shatter
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26856
26857 26912
>>26855
>Would just try to blow up random objects, but can only use it once per day and must protect eggz
Tracy gets to work on a Shatter scroll (will want to craft a Shatterspike later, will need four castings)
Trumpaladin
!Rr3sC4nvZI
zE2yh
?
No.26857
26858
>>26856
It's not like she has a wedding to plan or anything
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26858
26859
>>26857
>implying the stables isn't littered with wedding catalog magazines
She's been planning/dreaming since day one, but official decisions take two.
Trumpaladin
!Rr3sC4nvZI
zE2yh
?
No.26859
>>26858
I have some ideas...

I believe it is Saturday in game, which means the next day, Sunday, will have a Football game...
Dr9PD
?
No.26860
[1d100 = 32]
Rolling to hatch eggs.
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.26861
26862 26865
>>26853
I will not stop talking to you, I don't hate you. I just don't like how you act like the leader of the party.
>talking continues
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
qd7aj
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No.26862
>>26861
You're free to do what you want, and you do. I don't care. Stay in a cave or kidnap our Norwegian player's character or whatever. Just stop intervening in Trumpaladin-Tracy affairs when you don't actually know most of what is going on
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26865
26866 26870
>>26861
So, I'm confused, where are all the characters now?
As far as I understand:
>Tracy is in the stables, heating her eggs and grinding her handicrafts skills
>Infernius is still angry and sad about getting cucked and is fuming as he walks in the general direction of the capital
>Trump went after him to try to talk to him
>Thez is lurking somewhere behind those two
>Torc, idk atm (he teleports a lot)
>Queen Taylor is being adored by hordes of entertainment-starved Spartans
>Norfilly is helping herself to candy
>Sad Alex is a statue in the tower
>Lenos is still in the forge like he usually is, and hopefully won't come out until we find that stolen metal
*places bundle of weed in the forge*
Anonymous
3xDgX
?
No.26866
26867 26869
>>26865
Trumpaladin figured Inferius couldn't be talked down, so he told him to send a pigeon reporting his findings back to the tower, and then returned

*confiscates illicit substance, and considers arresting pony*
"Naughty naughty"
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26867
26871
>>26866
"I don't use it, I thought it'd keep him happy."
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26868
*is sitting on eggs again*
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26869
26871
>>26866
So, he's in the tower?
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.26870
>>26865
Torc has retired to his cave, wondering if being the fifth wheel is pushing it
Anonymous
3xDgX
?
No.26871
26872 26873 26912
>>26869
For the moment yes. He'll need to go into town to apply for a marriage license, and then probably find a way to set up magic goods export to Sparintenar, then he'll want to investigate durpistan before perhaps going to the court city himself. He'll also want to talk to Slovenia. If you want him to cast spells, want a potion or whatever, ask now
>>26867
"Possession with intent to distribute is worse, little pony"
Link
>"If it keeps him from burning the tower down give him the whole crop of Mexico"
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26872
26874
>>26871
>apply for a marriage license
Does Port Barry have an office for those?
>Spells
Okay then:
>Eagle's Splendor on the Cloak
>Bulls Strength on the Belt
>Cure Light Wounds on the Dagger
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26873
26875
>>26871
"Also, if you could pick up a Rage Potion or two, that would be appreciated"
Anonymous
3xDgX
?
No.26874
26876 26878
>>26872
Well, usually you can apply with a clerk at the county courthouse. If Port Barry doesn't have a Courthouse, he's going to force one to be constructed.

I don't know about Tracy, but for Trumpaladin only an actual legal contract makes a marriage.

>Casts Bull's Strength on Belt
>Casts Eagle's Splendor on the Cloak
"Any idea if this charm potion can dye anything? I still have your acid resistance potion as well."
>casts Cure Light Wounds on the dagger
"I'm not sure why you'd want a dagger to cure wounds, but sure"
Anonymous
3xDgX
?
No.26875
>>26873
"Sure, I'll look for that"
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26876
26877
>>26874
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Merciful
"I'm not good at very much other than stabbing, but sometimes it's inconvenient when targets bite the dust."
Anonymous
3xDgX
?
No.26877
26879
>>26876
"That's... Actually pretty prudent. Good thinking Tracy"
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26878
26880
>>26874
>this charm potion can dye
"Did you consider just using paint? What do you need recolored?"
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26879
26881
>>26877
>It's finished, because a dagger doesn't take that long to make
*sinister grin*
"It also means I won't have to hold back."
*slips dagger into bag*
Anonymous
3xDgX
?
No.26880
>>26878
"I just have it is all. I figured that if it were useful on magical crafting, you'd know how to use it, so I thought I'd offer it to you. Otherwise I'll just use it eventually on some unsuspecting government official, prisoner, or carpenter whom I'm afraid could resist and discover if l cast it on them myself"
Anonymous
3xDgX
?
No.26881
26882 26883
>>26879
"Sort of like how I don't have to hold back after your pregnancy"
Grins, and ruffles the fur of the pony on her head

can you enchant existing items with these spells?
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26882
26883
>>26881
If it's non-magical, sure. It takes a while though, depending on the cost. GM recently determined that magical ones could be too, but it'll take a long-ass time.
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26883
26884
Spoilered
>>26881
>>26882
The hardest part, aside from the waiting, is also securing the spells to do it. Tracy will be ready to deliver by the time she could finish crafting some of these...
Anonymous
3xDgX
?
No.26884
26885 26886
image.gif
>>26883
just keep asking for help and keep crafting. Even if an item seems useless we could trade it to the Sparintenars. Tracy has an insanely long gestation period, so I think these can be finished

Trumpaladin now grabs the soft blue fur of the insane stabby pony, and wraps his body around her, probably after first grabbing her off of the eggs and holding her like a giant pillow. He hugs her intensely
Anonymous
Dr9PD
?
No.26885
26887
>>26884
>turned floofy because of all the humidity
"..U-unf!"
Anonymous
Dr9PD
?
No.26886
26887 26890
>>26884
We gotta get back that metal first though. I do want to finish this Helm, Mace and Greatsword.
Anonymous
3xDgX
?
No.26887
26889
image.png
>>26886
>>26885
*removes armor plating to better feel soft flooffy pony*
*cuddles soft flooffy pony*
*humps soft flooffy pony, at first dry but then removes pants so he can feel the full richness of his new pony waifu*
*cums inside floods pony while cuddling soft fur*

If it isn't gold or silver it should have been set aside from the initial treasure horde. That should all still exist somewhere. I don't think Lenos would care if the cores were used either
Anonymous
Dr9PD
?
No.26889
>>26887
Good steel seems somehow more valuable in this universe because reasons, from what I've gathered; But I guess she could get to work on the Mace and the Helm. I'm going to ask Infernius and Taylor to help cast on the hilt of the great-sword, because I don't want to wait.
I really don't know what the best materials for making items are though.
Anonymous
3xDgX
?
No.26890
26892
image.jpeg
>>26886
>she's no American flag, but she's close
He gives her a look
"Do you want to test out your new knife on that Arab guy sometime soon?"
Anonymous
Dr9PD
?
No.26892
26893
>>26890
"He's still dead, and I don't want to let him slip away by opening the cast before Thez gets back.. He didn't respond to pain anyway.."
*produces mummified elf hand*
"I made another Mage's Mand though."
3xDgX
?
No.26893
26895
>>26892
At the sight of the hand, Trumpaladin's disposition changes. He's mostly over the disgust and revulsion, sure, but it's enough to knock him out of his floof induced trance and back into reality. He starts putting back on clothing and armor.

"I uh... Thought Thez had already revived him, so we could begin to starve and thirst him.

I had always thought that when you stabbed, you did it for your own sake, and not for the pain or pleasure of the person stabbed... I guess I'm really just getting to know you..."

He seems a bit awkward now
\r
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26894
26896
*continues walking.*
Anonymous
Dr9PD
?
No.26895
26898 26902
>>26893
"I thought it'd make a nice gift for that ninja, whenever he gets back..."
>Doesn't really want to explain stabbing philosophy, because she knows he won't understand anyway.
Anonymous
Dr9PD
?
No.26896
26897
>>26894
Bring back moar weed to keep Lenos pacified
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26897
>>26896
im not headed toward the grove
Anonymous
3xDgX
?
No.26898
26899
>>26895
>"You don't want to tell me about yourself, Tracy? But I want to know you... Why do you hide from me?"
*sad paladin noises*
Anonymous
Dr9PD
?
No.26899
26900 26902
>>26898
How am I supposed to know why she stabs things?
"Well, if you insist..."
*beams it into his head in seconds*
>It's a whole bunch of jumbled pony thoughts unknown to hoo-mans that would take decades to decipher, but feels frightening like there's still more to be revealed somehow
>Empathetic link doesn't necessarily translate the medium of thoughts
link unrelated
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZwwaODl5do
Anonymous
3xDgX
?
No.26900
26901
>>26899
>"........"
you gotta flesh this out eventually
Anonymous
Dr9PD
?
No.26901
26902
>>26900
Short answer is because she wants to.

Anonymous
3xDgX
?
No.26902
26903 26904
>>26899
>>26895
"Alright, Tracy"
Trumpaladin leaves the room

>>26901
Well sure, but that doesn't explain why she cares if stabbing the stabbing is ineffective at harming the elf
Anonymous
Dr9PD
?
No.26903
>>26902
It's hardly stabbing if he doesn't respond: may as well be stabbing wax. It's still fun though.
The real reason is because I don't want to fuck-up and create the conditions for him to escape.
Anonymous
Dr9PD
?
No.26904
26905
>>26902
"Have a nice day, ~Flashy."
*gets back on egg-bed*
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26905
26906
1460363940166.png
>>26904

Anonymous
Dr9PD
?
No.26906
26907
>>26905
... explain?
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26907
26908
>>26906
i saved alot of hopps memes when i was on /b/ and i never get a chance to use them. and i was bored.
Anonymous
Dr9PD
?
No.26908
26909
>>26907
What are you planning next for your character?
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26909
26910 26911
>>26908
he wants to get captured by whats left of the court city government so he can confess to helping kill kefka so they will hang him.
Anonymous
3xDgX
?
No.26910
26913
>>26909
That's pretty dark man
Anonymous
Dr9PD
?
No.26911
26913
>>26909
What are you (meta) trying to do with him though? That obviously won't succeed.
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.26912
>>26855
I do
>>26856
You could just take the awesomer one that Trump never uses,....
>>26871
>marriage license
Wut the fuck

Fug it, gimme a sec and I'll bake nu and then finish the responses

Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26913
>>26910
hes been through some dark shit man, but it will be his last act as (CG) probably.
>>26911
well obviously it wont they will most likely greet him as a hero, i dont really know i havent given it much thought.
>his core desire is to have a family since he never had that in his previous life. but post break(CE) infernuis's desire would probably be destroying the multi-verse.

Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.26915
https://mlpol.net/vx/res/26914.html
Blam