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Banquet Nuts
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25605
25607 25893 25976
And the Game must?! go on!
Tonight we find the party split. Trump, Tracy, and Taylor find themselves in a grand banquet hall with a gradually increasing number of stiff-backed military personnel, along with a variety of less-but-still disciplined civilians. The whole place reeks of rigidity and efficiency. All boots are shiny, all suits and uniforms are crisp and clean.
Meanwhile, Torcuil - who didn't die - prepares to venture forth with Infernius and Thez who just last night got engaged, no homo to wreck shop on an entire city of commies. "Isn't wanton killing evil" you might ask, to which I say "Not when its commies".

So then, let us begin,... again.
930 replies and 70 files omitted.
Tay
PUWYA
?
No.25813
25817
>>25809
Omigosh yes yes.
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.25814
25823
>>25812
Oh, uh...

I had considered that
Torc walks bakk to the stables
"Hey Troll, wanna come kill some communist jews?"
Anonymous
Nx2lf
?
No.25815
25823
>>25805
"Thank you, and but of course. What we've done with the place is readily apparent just from walking down the rebuilt streets. Believe me, we're heading for a future brighter than any of us could imagine.

There is something i would like to know further tonight? What sort of wares does you city produce exactly? I could see that you had a special weapon, and so did your guards

Also, how are the neighboring cities, in terms of relations?"

I have a lot more I want to say on the philosophy of capitalism as well, but I think I need to drive. I do want the answers to these questions, and possibly to continue this conversation
Anonymous
Nx2lf
?
No.25816
>>25812
Not his waifu
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25817
25818 25819 25820
>>25810
Don't worry, this town is almost two big for 3 people. Speaking of which
>>25812
Tr> "The eggs are fine, and the bull, the bitch, and the lanky scotsman just left to massacre some 'commie' city. If you hurry you can catch them."
>>25813
"Splendid, splendid! I and my associates will draw up a plan, are you reach-able frequently at Port Barry, or is there a better place to reach you at?"
Tay
PUWYA
?
No.25818
25823
>>25817
Theres a big tower in port barry you can not miss it.
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25819
25828
>>25817
>Estrogen reaching near-lethal blood toxicity levels
>tfw want to go kill shit
>but motherhood comes first
>This is why we need feminism *shoots self*
Tracy gestures troll to move her fat ass, and takes her place on the the egg-bed.
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.25820
25821 25823
>>25817
>lanky
Invitation redacted
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25821
25822
>>25820
No. Take her with you.
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.25822
25824
>>25821
But she called Torc lanky!
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25823
25825 25827 25829
>>25814
Wait, you're not coming?
>>25815
"This, is not something I speak of. It is mine, and it is special. It is a tool which I have used to help transform Sparintenar into the grand city you have seen, and which I let loose on its opponents with abandon. It utilizes advanced technologies unseen by this world. As for Sparintenar and its wares, we are sadly lacking in any particular magical ability, but our crafts are of the finest precision. While we have no spellcasters to speak, everything we produce - from the greatest swords and armor, to the tiniest spoons - are all of masterwork quality and readily abundant. If you have need of such wares, or,... perhaps have the ability to craft magic tools and items from them, then I can assure you a ready supply of both materials and patrons."
>>25818
He scribbles a few notes on a piece of paper before stuffing it in his pocket. "This has been,... more,... I had thought you would decline. Thank you Miss Swift, you shall hear from me soon!" he says, losing a slight bit of discipline. "Please, is there any question or request you might have of me? Don't hesitate!"
>>25820
Oh come on, he has only just eaten in like 3-4 days. Besides, Torcuil is supposed to be half-way to the commies by now, and its only cuz Infernius wanted to hold hands that Torcuil felt like a 3rd wheel in the first place!
>GM sighs
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25824
25825
Spoilered
>>25822
He IS lanky. We all know he's lanky. 99% of wizards are lanky.
pic unrelated
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.25825
>>25823
>>25824
>grumbling
Fine, fuck the horse
Lets go
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25826
25828
Infernius is in the lead, Thez is gliding along until she sees where he's going (then will break into a dive) while,... Torcuil and Tracy (?) catch up.
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.25827
25836 25841
>>25823
"me just wanted to show some love before the massacre."
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25828
25835 25839
238287__artist needed_safe_artist-colon-wootmaster_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_4chan_clothes_featureless crotch_-fwslash-mlp-fwslash-_nicolas cage_s.png
>>25826
See >>25819
It's a personal challenge for her: She knows she'll never become a proper parent if she can't hold of genociding some strangers to sit on a couple eggs...
Tay
PUWYA
?
No.25829
25831
>>25823
I do have one question. why do you and the rest of the guards write what we say?
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25830
*pours mold for ring*
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25831
25832 25833
>>25829
"Its something of a tradition, though not explicitly so. Over time, in many social interactions, misunderstands have developed over slight alterations or mis-representations of what people have said to one another. To attempt to address this, the custom has been to immediately write down not only the sentiment but the word that was conveyed. In this manner, the individual can convey both the impression and the direct phrase."
PUWYA
?
No.25832
25841
[1d20 = 14]
>>25831
Thats actually really efficient.
Rolling to derect lies just incase.
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25833
>>25831
I'm feel depressed by how much I'd fit -in there...
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.25834
25836 25838 25841
Torc readies his guns for the incoming genocide
Are we going full US Air Force? "They are not cizilians, just 'acceptiable causilties'"?
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25835
25841
>>25828
Does Tracy feel any new movements in the eggs? She's deeply concerned about whether or not they're developing properly.
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25836
25837
>>25834
>>25827
Bring be all of their hands.
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.25837
25840
>>25836
Why?
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.25838
25841 25842
>>25834
"the worst thing about commies is they can blend in easy so it'll be hard to tell who is who."
Anonymous
dFUBu
?
No.25839
>>25828
I'm genuinely impressed, at least if this is honestly in your flowcharts
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25840
>>25837
... I want them for stuff.. Their skulls would be usefull too.
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25841
25842 25843 25847 25951
>>25827
Over the wind and such.
"Its sweet, and I appreciate it. I guess I get sorta short sighted at the thought of killing demons or those who practice their ways. When you grabbed my hand, it took me out of the resolve I had put myself in, which is,... well its not a good place, but its definitely the place I should be when preparing to be showered with blood."
>>25832
He's all sincerity. In fact, you don't think you've seen the slightest bit of insincerity the whole time you've been here.
>>25835
They're fine ^_^`
>>25834
Thez seemed to think they were a pest or a plague of sorts. Infernius compared them to jews.
>>25838
"Alright then, no mercy, no hesitiation. Wait,... is THAT the place?" Thez asks, indicating the domed city in question.
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.25842
25844
>>25838
>>25841
"Acceptable causalities it is then."
"Thats the city Thez, not sure why its a dome though"
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.25843
25845
>>25841
"Durpistan is the name of it. im not sure if thats it specificly. i know its in the area."
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25844
25845 25846
>>25842
"Its 'cuz they're afraid." She collapses the glider and speeds toward the ground in a dive, <whoof> teleporting at the last moment to eliminate momentum and speed.
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.25845
>>25844
>>25843
*dives with uatchit*
"hold on torc"
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.25846
25848
>>25844
"So, you two ready?"
Just realized, who is gonna marry Infernius and Thez. Infernius was the closest thing we had to a priest
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25847
25848
>>25841
The room fills with steam once more, as Tracy sits on the eggs, cooing to herself like a bird.
May as well ask Lenos to order the materials for a Greatsword.
How many scrolls does it take to enchant the Ring of Animal friendship?
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25848
25849 25850 25851
>>25847
11
>>25846
>who
Silly mage,....
"Lets do this. There's the main gate, and a side entrance. The gate will be fortified, but I can make short work of that. Any preferences?" note, she didn't say ideas.
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.25849
25852
>>25848
"as brutally as possible."
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.25850
25853
>>25848
"I'll take the sides"
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25851
>>25848
>11
That's a lot of scrolls... I just wanted it because it'd look good on the /mlp/ collar..
Forget about that then..
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25852
25855
>>25849
Smiles, "The gate then." then to Torcuil. "We'll wait until you're in position. When we first strike we'll encounter some resistance, but they'll quickly flood to your position." she pauses. "I know you're a good person, and what you are about to see may seem horrible, unprovoked, and contrary to your nature. Please understand that what we are doing is ridding this world of the worst. These people, while people, are lost. They prey and feed on one another with abandon. I've seen it,... this is not my first time here. Their survival is a burden to all people who depend on the resources they produce, but rather than distributing the gains by merit, they distribute them by fiat. It is a cesspool of artifice and self-service, where the laziest and the most apathetic stands 'equal' with the most hard-working and effective. Its just like the Abyss."
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.25853
25857
>>25850
"if you see anyone trying to flee gas them."
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25854
25858
*whistles MLP themesong while flipping through picture book about parenting*
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.25855
25857
>>25852
"Oh no, I'm fine with this. Theyre just like the people who took my home. Besides..."
Torc checks both guns, his snek staff, and dagger
"Haven't got my hands dirty in a while. You guys go ahead. I'll go in through the left."
Torc then runs towrds the left side, summoning Mr. Snek on the way.
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25856
25860
Thez walks up to the gate and puts her back to it and leans. She adopts a slightly suggestive and inviting pose ans says to Infernius, "You ready?"
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.25857
25859
>>25853
>>25855

Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25858
>>25854
*enchants cloak*
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.25859
25861
>>25857
"Okay boss"
Torc reaches the left gate
Tc>Mr. Snek, strangle anyone you want. Go wild, but stay safe.
Torc then fireballs the gate, and walks in guns (quite literally) blazing
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.25860
>>25856
"me was born for this,let me pray first."
"lord hitler i pray you protect my friends and i from these heathans, i pray from a swift victory in this kampf. thank you mein fhurer. SIEG HEIL!"
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25861
25864 25865
>>25859
"Whoops!" she says at the sound, and fades through the door. Screams of outrage can he heard, as well as the sound of someone being beaten with the door, except in reverse. After a moment, the gate opens. Theres' three bodies, and Thez already has blood on her. "LETS's,... ahem,... Let's get messy." ^_^
And she jumps to grab a nearby guard who was advacing on her position. The fools (all of them for that matter) are armed with simple clubs and batons, clearly not armed to actually defend themselves, but clearly thinking that clubs and batons would be sufficient. Thez bursts into a frenzy, blades flashing in a myriad of directions, lines of blood shooting out with each successive strike.

At this time, feel free to describe whatever degree of carnage you like. We can quick-jump cut-to when finished, but yeah, this is supposed to be an expression of creative wrath.
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25862
25863
Just for the record, scrolls for spells up to level 3 can be bought, correct?
When using a scroll, does it's casting time take as long as normally casting the spell does? I was confused when Thez suggested that Darkie could've had a ressurection scroll rigged on his body (casting time is 10 mins).
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25863
25866
Four guards attempt to flank as she divests another fellow of his bowels, which <whooof> she appears behind the trailing one and...
>>25862
Yes to the first, and,... hold on a sec.
... grabs (grapples) his arm, dislocating it at the shoulder. She releases him, swipes the feet out from under the second, and cleaves the throat of the other two. She then grabs the dislocated arm of the first, and starts beating the second with him, until one is a bloody pulp, and the arm tears from its socket. She leaves that one to scream.

Now then. After going over the scroll details, it appears Thez (and I) were wrong. In order to use a scroll it has to be of correct type (user must be able to use arcane magic or divine magic, whatever type the spell its self is) and that the activation involves reading the scroll in its entirety. So apparently (even though Darkie didn't have one such scroll, spoiler) that wouldn't have worked anyway.
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.25864
25868
>>25861
Lets see:
>shooting
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SDTZ7iX4vTQ
>stab with dagger then grow it into claymore
>Claymore deaths
>magical torture
>edgier than bismuth
>snek induced trauma
Examples:
Torc stabs a filthy jew just below the heart. He grows his dagger into full claymore size, peircing the heart, before pulling it out. He then swings, decapitating another one.
My mind is going places I didn't even know I had right now.
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.25865
25872
>>25861
i round up the strong men and put them in a makeshift gas chamber and throw the gas canister and simultaneously light it on fire then i storm the city hall and find the commissar disembowel him and strangle him with his own intestines. after that i put out the fire i set if they're dead by now. then i steal their children so they can be re- educated and taught the ways of the fhurer. and after uatchit brings them to the rockwellian church.
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25866
25867
>>25863
So.. I I want to use a scroll for a druid's spell, I have to already be a druid, or can I just be able to cast divine spells?
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25867
25868 25869 25885
Fires break out in various areas due to Torcuil's spell(s) and the city is increasingly illuminated by flickering flames, not unlike when Port Barry was attacked by demons. The Durpistani attempt to rally in pockets, hoping that numbers will save them. Its adorable.

The night is filled with the screams of the dispositionally virulent and pernicious. Men, and women fall...

>>25866
Divine

... though curiously no children seem to be present,... anywhere. In fact, as the city is combed through more and more, aside from basic huts and hovels, there appear no child-care/rearing facilities.
Shadows splay off the building as each of the party brutally and terribly works its way through all who stand before. Its almost,... almost pitiable.
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.25868
>>25864
>>25867
Fuck, my brain needs to stop this dark ass shit
Hmmm, lets try "Magical Torture" for 500 points.
Torc paralyzes a man, then has Mr. Snek crawl all over him building fear and dread. Torc then cuts him open, keeping him alive though, and lights his internals on fire. He then shoots out his kneecaps, and unparalyzes him

Anonymous
dFUBu
?
No.25869
>>25867
*reeees from a distance*
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25870
25873
nose stab.png
>tfw really want to kill kikes, but have to learn how to be a responsible mother.
*Hums 4CC anthem to eggs*
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25871
25872
At one point, a fellow gets close enough to <whack> Thez across the back of the head. Her head slouches forward, but her hand darts out and seizes the weapon, easily tearing it from his grasp. He backs away, suddenly not as bold as a moment ago, and she snaps the club over her knee, before driving it into the base of his throat, covering her with (more) blood.

I could go on, but you're probably getting the picture by now. It is a scene of utter, merciless brutality. And the flames danced.
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.25872
>>25865
i then free all the live stock and try to force them towards port barry. i head to the central bank. i grab the head banker poke out both of his eyes,cut off his ,nose,ears(i pop his ear drums),and tounge then i release him into the wild. i bury any of his assistances alive. i search for jews and when i find some i tell them that ill let the one who kills all the rest go, after that i kill him too.
>>25871
*trys to hide erection from thez killing that guy.*

Anonymous
dFUBu
?
No.25873
25874
>>25870
I'll make it up to you
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.25874
25879
>>25873
i chop the headguard cleanly down the middle.
i castrate the next guy unlucky enough to charge me i then make him eat his own testicles.
i think thats enough brutality for me.
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25875
25876
Eventually, as individual proclivities to imagine and depict sheer unrelenting carnage upon the unsuspecting and ill prepared, surrounding motion comes to a halt, contrasted only by the flames, which occasionally set off an explosion in the background. Screams can still be heard, but relative silence descends. Somewhere in the open stands Thez, blood from head to toe, with an expression normally reserved for Tracy. Her eyes are on the tallest building, an apartment building. Looking to Infernius she calls out. "Meet me at the top!" and with a smile that is completely disproportionate to the gore that covers her entirety, she runs inside. Many screams can be heard. Occasional people are flung crashing through windows to fall to their eventual or immediate deaths (depending on length of fall and damage incurred previous to the fall). Several windows are painted over in red. Curtains are thrown about, an occasional piece of furniture juts through or cracks the glass, but no one makes it out of the bulding after she enters. It is precise, brutal, and unrelenting genocide.
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.25876
25877 25880
>>25875
$1 says Thez >rapes Infernius using blood for lube
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25877
25881
>>25876
NO SPOLERS
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25878
Yeah yeah, *spoilers
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25879
>>25874
Don't worry, the murder part is over.
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.25880
25881
>>25876
its not >rape if you like it.
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.25881
25882
>>25877
Kek
>>25880
>groan
"Well that was nice."
Torc heads back to Port Barry, happy with his work
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25882
25884
>>25881
Thez watches Torcuil head back. "Aww, he was supposed to witness," she says quietly.
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25883
25886
NOT the sex u perv!
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.25884
25886 25889
>>25882
What, witness them fuck?
I can have him turn back ya know
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25885
25912
>>25867
>Divine
Noted.
Did Troll leave with the rest?
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25886
25889 25890 25891
>>25884
No not that, see >>25883

In Hell, it is customary to start a household on the blood, destruction, and ashes a house, edifice, or pre-existing creation, bathed in the blood of one's opponents. Such an event is not lead by a priest or minister, it is an agreement between sovereign entities, requiring a witness.
Tl;dr While 'unofficial' in conventional terms, this was something of a ceremony in its own right.

Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25887
What? Too dark?
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.25889
>>25884
>>25886
"witness me! torc"
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25890
>>25886
So it must be.
Torc has to watch.
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.25891
>>25886
Ah
"Fuck, I forgot Mr. Snek."
Upon trying to locate him, Torc pings him near the new happy couple and he refuses to move
"Fine ye legless lizard"
Snek: "just get over here"
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25892
25899
Does it take a feat to scribe scrolls of your own, or do the facilities at the tower allow for that?
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25893
25894 25899
>>25605
Just saying, Pinkie looks awesome as Kefka.
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.25894
25899
>>25893
this.
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25895
25896 25897
As Torcuil returns for a moment, Thez smiles. "Thank you,"
She turns to Infernius and embraces him. "This is yours, this is mine, and by this witness, woe."
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.25896
25897 25899
>>25895
"This is yours, this is mine, and by this witness, woe. do me say stuff to?"
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.25897
25904
>>25895
>>25896
"Dawwwwwwwww"
Torc realizes why Mr. Snek had him come back
He then procedes to wipe away tears
"Damn gore in my eye. Congrats you two!"
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25898
25899
y9zlvlt49xey.jpg
>mfw other characters are getting formally/ceremonially married before Tracy
Why can't we be happy like them? They even have opposite alignments, but they still get along perfectly...
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25899
25900 25901 25904 25906
>>25893
>>25894
Glad you like it. I wish I had found it before killing him off,....
>>25892
Yes and yes
>>25896
"That was perfect," her blood-stained face is overcome with emotion.

From this point on, I can respond to input or actions, but that's about all I've got for the scene. It doesn't take much, just a blood-bath, a witness, and a simple declaration. The three (I/she had intended everyone to return to the tower as a group) can depart as desired.
>>25898
Have you tried a blood-bath?
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25900
25902
>>25899
>blood-bath
That could work.
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.25901
25903
>>25899
i send some gestapo to take the city as the 2nd city in our new nation state.
Anonymous
dFUBu
?
No.25902
25907
>>25900
You were doing so well!

>delays ceremony
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25903
25908 25924
>>25901
Of course, its yours. To the victor go the spoils, though not that it was much of (or intended to be) a fight.
For the record it was far bloodier, but no less murderous with the last party. Lenos went through one building casting Fire Storm in every room, another guy used Cloud Kill, and Thez kept saying that blasphemous phrase, but the outcome was the same. "Except for I'nis," Thez sighs.
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.25904
25909
>>25897
>>25899
>swats away bowl of chopped onions
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25905
... and by that I mean, Lenos was the first to start the Genocide, it took no prodding on my part, and likewise the other guy. Apparently, commies bring out the 'best' in people.

Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25906
>>25899
Tracy get's to work on a True Strike scroll.
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25907
25916 25920
>>25902
I thought you wanted to exterminate the trolls?
Also, did you unironically plan a finite time-frame for the ceremony?
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.25908
25910
>>25903
"why you sigh?"
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.25909
>>25904
*hugs friend*
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25910
25913
>>25908
"Its a sigh of happiness and contentment you big oaf!" ^_^
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25911
25915
>is dovetailing to practice housewifery
Can she set the preparations for a heavy mace and a helmet too?
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25912
25914
>>25885
BTW, no she stayed behind to my understanding.
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.25913
>>25910
"me would do anything for you, me love you ana."
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25914
>>25912
*raises room temperature to a slightly uncomfortable level*
(eggs are fine, b/c she confers heat resistance)
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25915
25917 25918
>>25911
Kind of,... the vault is empty except for bits of Darkie and who knows how many spiders remember?
Anonymous
dFUBu
?
No.25916
25918
>>25907
The trolls are racially chaotic evil, so they can't be converted. This is unlike human communists, where the a KGB officer and the Soviet Union can become Vladimir Putin and the modern Russian Federation. Trolls are also not human

>date for ceremony
The day afte Trumpaladin can trust her
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.25917
>>25915
"its simple we gas the vault."
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25918
25921
>>25915
Oh... best not fuck around in the forge, lest Lenos go look for materials..
>>25916
Eh, not exactly lawful, but I don't give a fuck. Lemme hatch these orphans first.
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25919
>tfw no communist souls to suck-out
Anonymous
dFUBu
?
No.25920
>>25907
Furthermore, the trolls attacked a logging party and would do it again. The alleged communists were harmless
Anonymous
dFUBu
?
No.25921
25923 25942
>>25918
>not exactly lawful but I don't give a fuck
What?
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25923
>>25921
Forget I said anything. It's actually nothing.
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25924
25926
>>25903
I almost want to know what "that phrase" was during the last campaign..
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25925
25928
How long does it take to scribe a scroll?
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25926
25927
>>25924
It was just "Blasphemy", I hadn't gotten that descriptive or particularly topical with it at that point. The Game took on WAY new dimensions upon involving Mlpol, on the /mlp/ AND /pol/ side of things.
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25927
25930 25931
>>25926
Sounds like an improvement, imo.
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25928
25929
>>25925
1 day/1000gp in cost
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25929
25931
>>25928
So, for a level one spell like True Strike it would just take a day?
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.25930
25931
>>25927
this.
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25931
25932
>>25929
Looks that way
>>25930
>>25927
I'll say, having existing contexts against which to apply the storyline makes things much faster than saying (for example) "This is George Soros, he's...." and so on. Other globalists are imminent, don't worry.
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.25932
25933
>>25931
im grateful for this game.
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25933
25934
>>25932
Me too.
'Night all! ^_^
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.25934
>>25933
night.
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25935
The dreadful mare, once again wearing those puffy, flushed cheeks and that confused but content look on her face finally overcomes her chronic insomnia and decides to hit the hay. She paces in three circles on her strange makeshift bed before settling down, curled into a little blue ball of steaming fluff.
"~Hmmmm... Come out whenever you're ready, babes. I'll be right here waiting for you..."
And with that, she drifts off to sleep.
Anonymous
Dr9PD
?
No.25936
25937
If those weaklings were degenerate commies, why did Blasphemy work on them? It doesn't harm Ebil creatures, as to my knowledge. Is there a difference between intrinsically ebil creatures and ebil-alligned creatures?
Anonymous
dFUBu
?
No.25937
25938 25939 25944
>>25936
Because they were not actual communists, mate. They were ordinary human beings who lived in a society their grandparents organized under s communist economic system.
Anonymous
Dr9PD
?
No.25938
>>25937
That's kind of sad, desu.

Okay, now I'm sleeping for real. Gotta work tomorrow.
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.25939
>>25937
>propagandic mind control
Anonymous
dFUBu
?
No.25940
25941
>>25922
I'm genuinely confused. Were you saying, "don't bother getting married, the sex is casual anyways"?
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.25941
25942
>>25940
im pretty sure thats not what he was saying.
dFUBu
?
No.25942
25943 25944 25946
>>25941
Well then what did he mean? The post was "don't bother. This stuff is casual anyways" in response to >>25921
\r
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.25943
>>25942
i think he means this im not sure though it would be out of character for tracy if he said what you think he said.
>Lemme hatch these orphans first.
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25944
>>25937
Because I had commies listed as Chaotic Neutral then
>>25942
It means don't over-think it
Anonymous
Dr9PD
?
No.25946
25947
>>25942
I said don't bother, because it wasn't accurrate to say that attacking a troll village wasn't lawful; nor was it my place to point out allignments based BS.
I gotta have breakfast before I can say anything else.
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25947
26001
1405259__safe_artist-colon-evehly_fluttershy_king sombra_bed_blushing_chest fluff_chin fluff_cuddling_curved horn_cute_ear fluff_eyes closed_fangs_fema.png
>>25946
>mfw this thread is the very first thing I think of every morning
Anonymous
nhJh+
?
No.25949
image.jpeg
I know the feel...

often, I'll wake up and think about checking responses and then try to go back to sleep, but I will imagine seeing posts and responses in a dream-like haze
Anonymous
zE2yh
?
No.25951
25952
>>25841
>the domed city in question
Did the group massacre everyone in Cardishore when they meant to hit Durpistan?
Anonymous
Dr9PD
?
No.25952
25954
>>25951
Durpistan.
Anonymous
zE2yh
?
No.25954
25955 25956
>>25952
Durpistan isn't a domed city as best I can remember.

A few days ago I was going to destroy the village Inferius found, but before I went I did some due dilligence question asking, and discovered it was an entirely different group of people and village from the trolls

>>25953
Shhh!
Anonymous
Dr9PD
?
No.25955
>>25954
Why Shhh though? They may as well do t while they're there.
Anonymous
Dr9PD
?
No.25956
>>25954
The domed city is the highly-advanced and heavily-guarded city of Cardishore. Durpistan seems more just like some kind of playground for messy campaigns.
Anonymous
Dr9PD
?
No.25957
25970 25971
f5798289-69de-4fe6-9fa1-7c829937f3c0.jpg
Since it doesn't require metal, Tracy sets out the materials needed for some Sovereign Glue, and some water-proof bandages.
She then returns to her eggs.
Anonymous
Dr9PD
?
No.25958
25959
290136_d8cb2238b1d55a99a8bf4daea93bfd05_large.jpg
>tfw want to play/snuggle/feed qt3.14 roc chicks, but they still need to be incubated first
"Hmmmm.. Come on out, my pretties.. momma's waiting for you..."
Anonymous
1FXiQ
?
No.25959
25960
>>25958
That's just fucking weird
Anonymous
Dr9PD
?
No.25960
25961 25962
>>25959
I tried to sound creepy and cute at the same time, but I failed at leaving an ironic impression...
I'm not best in the morning. This is also the crap I shart-out when I don't rigidly stick to the charts...
1FXiQ
?
No.25961
25962
>>25960
What do the charts tell you?
\r
Anonymous
Dr9PD
?
No.25962
25963
>>25960
>morning
Oh, wait. It's past noon already (didn't need to show for part time today, because of some event)
>>25961
Little scribbles and pointers here and there to select basic structures for quotes, or even a few pre-written ones. It gives me a loose structure of what to type and/or when to type it, but often I just get lazy and go with bare minimum of [pony noises].
It tells me a lot more, but it's honestly too complicated to explain.
Anonymous
1FXiQ
?
No.25963
25964
>>25962
You need to show these flow charts and formulas at some point
Anonymous
Dr9PD
?
No.25964
25965 25971
diogenes pepe.jpg
>>25963
I don't really want to show my desk on a board this small, desu...
Anonymous
1FXiQ
?
No.25965
25966
>>25964
You might as well. 6000 characters to a post. You allege we don't appreciate the effort, so you may well show us
Anonymous
Dr9PD
?
No.25966
25967
>>25965
>You allege we don't appreciate the effort
Did I say that?
Anyway, I just don't want to because I super autistic and insecure about Anonymity, and I dislike blogposting. Also it's a mess.
Just no. Sorry.
>6000 characters to a post
It's all on paper, in separate sheets across the bulletin board.
Anonymous
zWy8S
?
No.25967
25968
>>25966
I don't know, I really feel like blog posting.

I have this general feeling of pain that won't go away, and is there even as I am resting. This last month at least I've felt like I've been out of breath, like that feeling when running in cold weather and inhaling the cold air wears down your throat and lungs
Anonymous
Dr9PD
?
No.25968
25969
1489997__safe_artist-colon-anonymous_oc_oc-colon-mitsuko_oc only_aryan pony_asian_asian pony_earth pony_female_japanese_katana_pony_snow_sword_tracks_w.png
>>25967
Eh, blogpost if you wish; it's not really a problem. It's just not for me, personally.
I think I know how you feel though. Life can get so hard it seems unfair, but all you can do is keep on trying your hardest
Anonymous
Dr9PD
?
No.25969
1506903879820.jpg
>>25968
>dat pic reminds me
I want to have some more development for Ponimaru, desu. He really could be an interesting character, being the shadow vanguard for an unaware highborn. He'd make a good Lawful Evil Assassin-Monk (most ninja-like class combination, imo). I found it slightly ironic how he got kill that first time for white-knighting, because the basis of his character is a warrior/guardian who goes unappreciated; but I really do like his design and character concept. I too have a soft spot for ninjas.
Since he already speaks in common and advances by character class, why not just use an Awaken scroll and officially turn him into a sapient pony (with a cutie-mark)? It'd seem more appropriate, imo. I've been getting the impression that a lot of less-aware NPCs couldn't really tell the difference between horses and ponies, so it shouldn't really mess up his character roll.Tracy won't be able to "train" him to do tricks with her skills anymore though...
Anonymous
Dr9PD
?
No.25970
>>25957
That would probably also require a coat of Salve of Slipperiness on the exterior sides..
I've been meaning to make some memes, but I've been having a hard time finding shoop-able images.
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.25971
25972 25974
>>25957
If you lend Torc some of that duct tape and a knife, Tracy can be a murder unicorn
>>25964
Damn it, I didn't want people finding that picture of Torc
zE2yh
?
No.25972
>>25971
Damn it, I'm the one who is supposed to present her with a severed Unicorn's horn!

Just don't tell them about the public masturbation…
Anonymous
Dr9PD
?
No.25974
25975 25988
Diogenes-syndrome.jpg
diogenes bw.jpg
diogenes the ubermensch.jpg
Diogenesss.png
>>25971
>that picture of Torc
Topkek
Also, Diogenes is best philosopher.
zE2yh
?
No.25975
25977 25978
>>25974
>Best philosopher
Fucker is literally the guy who invented the term "Cosmopolitanism." He eschewed all respect for tradition, for morality - including the prohibition on public masturbation and the importance of burying the dead - for love of one's country, and for intellectuallism. The guy hated everything /pol/ types value.

He makes about as much sense as a philosopher of /pol/ and Max Steiner does for Leftypol, which is to say that the people who think he represents their philosophy obviously are not familiar with it. (Max Steiner is very explicitly anti-communist)
\r
Anonymous
IEbQN
?
No.25976
25979 25981
luna - sad.png
>>25605
I know I said I was going to join this weekend, but alas things didn't quite go as I had planned. Also my sleep cycle didn't agree with my wishes.
Sorry...
Anonymous
Dr9PD
?
No.25977
25979
>>25975
I was just being ironic.
Just the idea of a crazy old man who lived in a barrel somehow making it through recorded history as a philosopher makes me kek.
I wouldn't call him leftypol either though. That guy wasn't really anything but cynical to the point that you could call him feral.
Anonymous
Dr9PD
?
No.25978
>>25975
>Cosmopolitanism
Didn't know he came up with that actually. Makes sense though. His only code in life was "fuck society". You could imagine how crazy it must've sounded to adamantly-nationalistic city-state dwellers at the time.
That guy really was one obnoxious piece of work...
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.25979
25980 25984
>>25976
Its okay. We understand.
>>25977
>jerks it in public
Do I have this philosopher shit down yet?
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25980
25982
>>25979
You're close.
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25981
25984
>>25976
That's fine.
Feel free to join the banter any time.
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.25982
25983 26005
>>25980
If man is just a featherless bird, would tarring and feathering a man make him a bird?
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25983
25985
library-of-congress-tar-and-feather-560.jpg
>>25982
Logic says yes.
Anonymous
IEbQN
?
No.25984
25985 25986
luna - happy.png
>>25979
>>25981
Thanks
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.25985
25987 25990
>>25983
Boom, I'm a philosopher.
If a filly looks in a mirror, does the filly or the mirror get diabeetuz?
>>25984
Come on in, the shit-posting's fine

Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25986
25990
>>25984
Is there anywhere you want to leave your character in a default/grinding position? Last time we heard from her, she was collecting sticks, but can can be doing other things too.
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25987
25989 25990
>>25985
That would depend on the filly's magnitude of innocence: she may be immune/oblivious to her own sweetness.
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25988
>>25974
Now that I think of it, this guy was the most extreme possible example of Chaotic Neutral alignment.
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.25989
>>25987
Damn it...
Anonymous
IEbQN
?
No.25990
25991
1505601999036-2.jpeg
>>25985
Will try to turn my day around so I can be awake during the glorious night and have fun again.

>>25986
I left her sleeping, but she have been sleeping for two weeks now... Must have eaten a bad apple or something.

>>25987
It is a good question.
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.25991
25992
>>25990
Torc feels his father-senses tingling. He runs back to the tower after the strange wedding ceramony.
(I'm assuming Norfilly is waking up?)
Anonymous
IEbQN
?
No.25992
25993 25994
1503860299377-1.png
>>25991
I can probably wake up for a little while, but I will be a bit groggy and probably fall asleep again after not too long time...
Anonymous
IEbQN
?
No.25993
25994
>>25992
>hard to resist the scent of candy
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.25994
25997
>>25992
Understandable, have a nice day.
>>25993
Torc bursts into the tower.
"Norfilly, are you awake?" He yells throughout the tower
Anonymous
IEbQN
?
No.25997
25998
1493328020481.png
>>25994
>Dazed and a bit confused I was yanked out of sweet dream. Some instinct passed down from forefathers and mothers deep inside me saved me and I yelled
"Celest Vult"
>It felt right, really right. I had saved face and no one would suspect I had been sleeping.
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.25998
25999
>>25997
Torc regonizes the filly's voice and runs that way.
"Praise Kek she isn't dead"
He also stops by the kitchen to grab some candy.
Anonymous
IEbQN
?
No.25999
26003
mlp_base__filly_s_cutest_pose_by_frozengembases-d6y7kmr.png
>>25998
Trying to looks as nonchalant as possible to not show my uncontrollable excitement as I hear the jingling of candy.
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26001
26003
>>25947
same.i just woke up,this is the first thing i do.
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26002
>>25948
same.
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.26003
26007
>>25999
"How are you feeling?" Troc asks, concern in his voice.
He also offers the little filly some candy
>>26001
Sup
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26004
26006 26008
So, where are all of the characters atm?

Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26005
26006
>>25982
*throws torc a chicken* "look at this feathered man!"
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.26006
26008 26010
>>26005
Ah yes, a fellow philsopher
>>26004
I assume infernius and thez are going on a honeymoon
Anonymous
IEbQN
?
No.26007
26008 26009
1507447353986.png
>>26003
"F-fine... Why do you ask?"
>savers the feeling of sweet, sweet, candy filling the mouth
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26008
26011 26018
>>26006
>>26004
>infernius and thez are going on a honeymoon
>>26007
*hugs little filly*
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.26009
26011
>>26007
"Just checking on you"
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26010
26017
>>26006
Tracy is still sitting on her eggs, letting off steam while she works on a few handicrafts while she goes. Trollestia is also there standing in the far side of the stables.
Anonymous
IEbQN
?
No.26011
26012 26015 26016
38498.png
>>26008
>hugs back

>>26009
"okay..."
>not fully understanding what is going on, but remembers the face saving "Celest Vult" and feels confident the situation is handled... somehow...
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26012
26013 26014 26016 26018
>>26011
"little filly want to play a game?"
Anonymous
6hA+y
?
No.26013
26016
>>26012
You need to clean yourself first before handling something as innocent as a filly
Anonymous
IEbQN
?
No.26014
26030
saw____twilight_sparkle____shot_gun_collar_by_familyof6-d50cqg7.png
>>26012
"YES!"
>a nagging feeling in the back of the mind screams a tiny scream, it is like a dream is telling you something
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.26015
26020
>>26011
Torc realizes Norfilly is fine, and breathes a sigh of relief.
"I've gotta to help with something, but I'll be back later."
Torc then heads to the stable to see what he can do to help with the eggs
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26016
26020
>>26013
oh right.
>>26011
>>26012
"ill be right back little filly" *runs and takes a shower*
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26017
26019
e68.jpg
>>26010
>tfw want to save time and start working on a Belt of Giant Strength, but Sandniggers stole all of our metal
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26018
26021
>>26008
>>26012
Aren't you taking-over/rebuilding that city with Gestapo?
Anonymous
6hA+y
?
No.26019
26022
>>26017
If only we had a supply of gems or something with which to buy more...
Anonymous
IEbQN
?
No.26020
26025
1501441955213-1.png
>>26015
Yells "byyyeeee" as Torc heads out

>>26016
And in the same breath yells a gleeful "yeeeeeeee" as the door to the bathroom closes

>With the back to the room a thought creeps into the mind "You're Alone, and You can do anything...."
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26021
26022
>>26018
nah they can handle it. theres not many guards left.
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26022
26023 26024 26026
>>26019
That would would still end-up with Lenos finding-out though...
>>26021
Did Thez return with Infernius then?
Also, what did he tell the Gestapo do?