And the Game must?! go on!
Tonight we find the party split. Trump, Tracy, and Taylor find themselves in a grand banquet hall with a gradually increasing number of stiff-backed military personnel, along with a variety of less-but-still disciplined civilians. The whole place reeks of rigidity and efficiency. All boots are shiny, all suits and uniforms are crisp and clean.
Meanwhile, Torcuil - who didn't die - prepares to venture forth with Infernius and Thez who just last night got engaged, no homo to wreck shop on an entire city of commies. "Isn't wanton killing evil" you might ask, to which I say "Not when its commies".
So then, let us begin,... again.
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>>25812Oh, uh...
I had considered that
Torc walks bakk to the stables
"Hey Troll, wanna come kill some communist jews?"
>>25805"Thank you, and but of course. What we've done with the place is readily apparent just from walking down the rebuilt streets. Believe me, we're heading for a future brighter than any of us could imagine.
There is something i would like to know further tonight? What sort of wares does you city produce exactly? I could see that you had a special weapon, and so did your guards
Also, how are the neighboring cities, in terms of relations?"
I have a lot more I want to say on the philosophy of capitalism as well, but I think I need to drive. I do want the answers to these questions, and possibly to continue this conversation
>>25810Don't worry, this town is almost two big for 3 people. Speaking of which
>>25812Tr> "The eggs are fine, and the bull, the bitch, and the lanky scotsman just left to massacre some 'commie' city. If you hurry you can catch them."
>>25813"Splendid, splendid! I and my associates will draw up a plan, are you reach-able frequently at Port Barry, or is there a better place to reach you at?"
>>25817Theres a big tower in port barry you can not miss it.
>>25817>Estrogen reaching near-lethal blood toxicity levels>tfw want to go kill shit>but motherhood comes first>This is why we need feminism *shoots self*Tracy gestures troll to move her fat ass, and takes her place on the the egg-bed.
>>25817>lankyInvitation redacted
>>25820No. Take her with you.
>>25821But she called Torc lanky!
>>25814Wait, you're not coming?
>>25815"This, is not something I speak of. It is mine, and it is special. It is a tool which I have used to help transform Sparintenar into the grand city you have seen, and which I let loose on its opponents with abandon. It utilizes advanced technologies unseen by this world. As for Sparintenar and its wares, we are sadly lacking in any particular magical ability, but our crafts are of the finest precision. While we have no spellcasters to speak, everything we produce - from the greatest swords and armor, to the tiniest spoons - are all of masterwork quality and readily abundant. If you have need of such wares, or,... perhaps have the ability to craft magic tools and items from them, then I can assure you a ready supply of both materials and patrons."
>>25818He scribbles a few notes on a piece of paper before stuffing it in his pocket. "This has been,... more,... I had thought you would decline. Thank you Miss Swift, you shall hear from me soon!" he says, losing a slight bit of discipline. "Please, is there any question or request you might have of me? Don't hesitate!"
>>25820Oh come on, he has only just eaten in like 3-4 days. Besides, Torcuil is supposed to be half-way to the commies by now, and its only cuz Infernius wanted to hold hands that Torcuil felt like a 3rd wheel in the first place!
>GM sighs
>>25822He
IS lanky. We all know he's lanky. 99% of wizards are lanky.
pic unrelated
>>25823>>25824>grumblingFine, fuck the horse
Lets go
Infernius is in the lead, Thez is gliding along until she sees where he's going (then will break into a dive) while,... Torcuil and Tracy (?) catch up.
>>25823"me just wanted to show some love before the massacre."
>>25826See
>>25819It's a personal challenge for her: She knows she'll never become a proper parent if she can't hold of genociding some strangers to sit on a couple eggs...
>>25823I do have one question. why do you and the rest of the guards write what we say?
>>25829"Its something of a tradition, though not explicitly so. Over time, in many social interactions, misunderstands have developed over slight alterations or mis-representations of what people have said to one another. To attempt to address this, the custom has been to immediately write down not only the sentiment but the
word that was conveyed. In this manner, the individual can convey both the impression
and the direct phrase."
[1d20 = 14]>>25831Thats actually really efficient.
Rolling to derect lies just incase.
>>25831I'm feel depressed by how much I'd fit -in there...
Torc readies his guns for the incoming genocide
Are we going full US Air Force? "They are not cizilians, just 'acceptiable causilties'"?
>>25828Does Tracy feel any new movements in the eggs? She's deeply concerned about whether or not they're developing properly.
>>25834>>25827Bring be all of their hands.
>>25834"the worst thing about commies is they can blend in easy so it'll be hard to tell who is who."
>>25828I'm genuinely impressed, at least if this is honestly in your flowcharts
>>25837... I want them for stuff.. Their skulls would be usefull too.
>>25827Over the wind and such.
"Its sweet, and I appreciate it. I guess I get sorta short sighted at the thought of killing demons or those who practice their ways. When you grabbed my hand, it took me out of the resolve I had put myself in, which is,... well its not a
good place, but its definitely the place I should be when preparing to be showered with blood."
>>25832He's all sincerity. In fact, you don't think you've seen the slightest bit of insincerity the whole time you've been here.
>>25835They're fine ^_^`
>>25834Thez seemed to think they were a pest or a plague of sorts. Infernius compared them to jews.
>>25838"Alright then, no mercy, no hesitiation. Wait,... is THAT the place?" Thez asks, indicating the domed city in question.
>>25838>>25841"Acceptable causalities it is then."
"Thats the city Thez, not sure why its a dome though"
>>25841"Durpistan is the name of it. im not sure if thats it specificly. i know its in the area."
>>25842"Its 'cuz they're afraid." She collapses the glider and speeds toward the ground in a dive, <whoof> teleporting at the last moment to eliminate momentum and speed.
>>25844>>25843*dives with uatchit*
"hold on torc"
>>25844"So, you two ready?"
Just realized, who is gonna marry Infernius and Thez. Infernius was the closest thing we had to a priest
>>25841The room fills with steam once more, as Tracy sits on the eggs, cooing to herself like a bird.
May as well ask Lenos to order the materials for a Greatsword.
How many scrolls does it take to enchant the Ring of Animal friendship?
>>2584711
>>25846>whoSilly mage,....
"Lets do this. There's the main gate, and a side entrance. The gate will be fortified, but I can make short work of that. Any preferences?" note, she didn't say ideas.
>>25848"as brutally as possible."
>>25848"I'll take the sides"
>>25848>11That's a lot of scrolls... I just wanted it because it'd look good on the /mlp/ collar..
Forget about that then..
>>25849Smiles, "The gate then." then to Torcuil. "We'll wait until you're in position. When we first strike we'll encounter some resistance, but they'll quickly flood to your position." she pauses. "I know you're a good person, and what you are about to see may seem horrible, unprovoked, and contrary to your nature. Please understand that what we are doing is ridding this world of the worst. These people, while people, are lost. They prey and feed on one another with abandon. I've seen it,... this is not my first time here. Their survival is a burden to all people who depend on the resources they produce, but rather than distributing the gains by merit, they distribute them by fiat. It is a cesspool of artifice and self-service, where the laziest and the most apathetic stands 'equal' with the most hard-working and effective. Its just like the Abyss."
>>25850"if you see anyone trying to flee gas them."
*whistles MLP themesong while flipping through picture book about parenting*
>>25852"Oh no, I'm fine with this. Theyre just like the people who took my home. Besides..."
Torc checks both guns, his snek staff, and dagger
"Haven't got my hands dirty in a while. You guys go ahead. I'll go in through the left."
Torc then runs towrds the left side, summoning Mr. Snek on the way.
Thez walks up to the gate and puts her back to it and leans. She adopts a slightly suggestive and inviting pose ans says to Infernius, "You ready?"
>>25857"Okay boss"
Torc reaches the left gate
Tc>Mr. Snek, strangle anyone you want. Go wild, but stay safe.
Torc then fireballs the gate, and walks in guns (quite literally) blazing
>>25856"me was born for this,let me pray first."
"lord hitler i pray you protect my friends and i from these heathans, i pray from a swift victory in this kampf. thank you mein fhurer. SIEG HEIL!"
>>25859"Whoops!" she says at the sound, and fades through the door. Screams of outrage can he heard, as well as the sound of someone being beaten with the door, except in reverse. After a moment, the gate opens. Theres' three bodies, and Thez already has blood on her. "LETS's,... ahem,... Let's get messy." ^_^
And she jumps to grab a nearby guard who was advacing on her position. The fools (all of them for that matter) are armed with simple clubs and batons, clearly not armed to actually defend themselves, but clearly thinking that clubs and batons would be sufficient. Thez bursts into a frenzy, blades flashing in a myriad of directions, lines of blood shooting out with each successive strike.
At this time, feel free to describe whatever degree of carnage you like. We can quick-jump cut-to when finished, but yeah, this is supposed to be an expression of creative wrath.
Just for the record, scrolls for spells up to level 3 can be bought, correct?
When using a scroll, does it's casting time take as long as normally casting the spell does? I was confused when Thez suggested that Darkie could've had a ressurection scroll rigged on his body (casting time is 10 mins).
Four guards attempt to flank as she divests another fellow of his bowels, which <whooof> she appears behind the trailing one and...
>>25862Yes to the first, and,... hold on a sec.
... grabs (grapples) his arm, dislocating it at the shoulder. She releases him, swipes the feet out from under the second, and cleaves the throat of the other two. She then grabs the dislocated arm of the first, and starts beating the second with him, until one is a bloody pulp, and the arm tears from its socket. She leaves that one to scream.
Now then. After going over the scroll details, it appears Thez (and I) were wrong. In order to use a scroll it has to be of correct type (user must be able to use arcane magic or divine magic, whatever type the spell its self is) and that the activation involves reading the scroll in its entirety. So apparently (even though Darkie didn't have one such scroll, spoiler) that wouldn't have worked anyway.
>>25861Lets see:
>shootinghttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SDTZ7iX4vTQ>stab with dagger then grow it into claymore>Claymore deaths>magical torture>edgier than bismuth>snek induced traumaExamples:
Torc stabs a filthy jew just below the heart. He grows his dagger into full claymore size, peircing the heart, before pulling it out. He then swings, decapitating another one.
My mind is going places I didn't even know I had right now.
>>25861i round up the strong men and put them in a makeshift gas chamber and throw the gas canister and simultaneously light it on fire then i storm the city hall and find the commissar disembowel him and strangle him with his own intestines. after that i put out the fire i set if they're dead by now. then i steal their children so they can be re- educated and taught the ways of the fhurer. and after uatchit brings them to the rockwellian church.
>>25863So.. I I want to use a scroll for a druid's spell, I have to already be a druid, or can I just be able to cast divine spells?
Fires break out in various areas due to Torcuil's spell(s) and the city is increasingly illuminated by flickering flames, not unlike when Port Barry was attacked by demons. The Durpistani attempt to rally in pockets, hoping that numbers will save them. Its adorable.
The night is filled with the screams of the dispositionally virulent and pernicious. Men, and women fall...
>>25866Divine
... though curiously no children seem to be present,... anywhere. In fact, as the city is combed through more and more, aside from basic huts and hovels, there appear no child-care/rearing facilities.
Shadows splay off the building as each of the party brutally and terribly works its way through all who stand before. Its almost,...
almost pitiable.
>>25864>>25867Fuck, my brain needs to stop this dark ass shit
Hmmm, lets try "Magical Torture" for 500 points.
Torc paralyzes a man, then has Mr. Snek crawl all over him building fear and dread. Torc then cuts him open, keeping him alive though, and lights his internals on fire. He then shoots out his kneecaps, and unparalyzes him
>>25867*reeees from a distance*
>tfw really want to kill kikes, but have to learn how to be a responsible mother.
*Hums 4CC anthem to eggs*
At one point, a fellow gets close enough to <whack> Thez across the back of the head. Her head slouches forward, but her hand darts out and seizes the weapon, easily tearing it from his grasp. He backs away, suddenly not as bold as a moment ago, and she snaps the club over her knee, before driving it into the base of his throat, covering her with (more) blood.
I could go on, but you're probably getting the picture by now. It is a scene of utter, merciless brutality. And the flames danced.
>>25865i then free all the live stock and try to force them towards port barry. i head to the central bank. i grab the head banker poke out both of his eyes,cut off his ,nose,ears(i pop his ear drums),and tounge then i release him into the wild. i bury any of his assistances alive. i search for jews and when i find some i tell them that ill let the one who kills all the rest go, after that i kill him too.
>>25871*trys to hide erection from thez killing that guy.*
>>25870I'll make it up to you
>>25873i chop the headguard cleanly down the middle.
i castrate the next guy unlucky enough to charge me i then make him eat his own testicles.
i think thats enough brutality for me.
Eventually, as individual proclivities to imagine and depict sheer unrelenting carnage upon the unsuspecting and ill prepared, surrounding motion comes to a halt, contrasted only by the flames, which occasionally set off an explosion in the background. Screams can still be heard, but relative silence descends. Somewhere in the open stands Thez, blood from head to toe, with an expression normally reserved for Tracy. Her eyes are on the tallest building, an apartment building. Looking to Infernius she calls out. "Meet me at the top!" and with a smile that is completely disproportionate to the gore that covers her entirety, she runs inside. Many screams can be heard. Occasional people are flung crashing through windows to fall to their eventual or immediate deaths (depending on length of fall and damage incurred previous to the fall). Several windows are painted over in red. Curtains are thrown about, an occasional piece of furniture juts through or cracks the glass, but no one makes it out of the bulding after she enters. It is precise, brutal, and unrelenting genocide.
>>25875$1 says Thez >rapes Infernius using blood for lube
>>25874Don't worry, the murder part is over.
>>25876its not >rape if you like it.
>>25877Kek
>>25880>groan"Well that was nice."
Torc heads back to Port Barry, happy with his work
>>25881Thez watches Torcuil head back. "Aww, he was supposed to witness," she says quietly.
>>25882What, witness them fuck?
I can have him turn back ya know
>>25867>DivineNoted.
Did Troll leave with the rest?
>>25884No not that, see
>>25883In Hell, it is customary to start a household on the blood, destruction, and ashes a house, edifice, or pre-existing creation, bathed in the blood of one's opponents. Such an event is not lead by a priest or minister, it is an agreement between sovereign entities, requiring a witness.
Tl;dr While 'unofficial' in conventional terms, this was something of a ceremony in its own right.
>>25884>>25886"witness me! torc"
>>25886So it must be.
Torc has to watch.
>>25886Ah
"Fuck, I forgot Mr. Snek."
Upon trying to locate him, Torc pings him near the new happy couple and he refuses to move
"Fine ye legless lizard"
Snek: "just get over here"
Does it take a feat to scribe scrolls of your own, or do the facilities at the tower allow for that?
>>25605Just saying, Pinkie looks awesome as Kefka.
As Torcuil returns for a moment, Thez smiles. "Thank you,"
She turns to Infernius and embraces him. "This is yours, this is mine, and by this witness, woe."
>>25895"This is yours, this is mine, and by this witness, woe. do me say stuff to?"
>>25895>>25896"Dawwwwwwwww"
Torc realizes why Mr. Snek had him come back
He then procedes to wipe away tears
"Damn gore in my eye. Congrats you two!"
>mfw other characters are getting formally/ceremonially married before Tracy
Why can't we be happy like them? They even have opposite alignments, but they still get along perfectly...
>>25893>>25894Glad you like it. I wish I had found it
before killing him off,....
>>25892Yes and yes
>>25896"That was perfect," her blood-stained face is overcome with emotion.
From this point on, I can respond to input or actions, but that's about all I've got for the scene. It doesn't take much, just a blood-bath, a witness, and a simple declaration. The three (I/she had intended everyone to return to the tower as a group) can depart as desired.
>>25898Have you tried a blood-bath?
>>25899>blood-bathThat could work.
>>25899i send some gestapo to take the city as the 2nd city in our new nation state.
>>25900You were doing so well!
>delays ceremony
>>25901Of course, its yours. To the victor go the spoils, though not that it was much of (or intended to be) a fight.
For the record it was far bloodier, but no less murderous with the last party. Lenos went through one building casting Fire Storm in every room, another guy used Cloud Kill, and Thez kept saying that blasphemous phrase, but the outcome was the same. "Except for I'nis," Thez sighs.
>>25897>>25899>swats away bowl of chopped onions
... and by that I mean, Lenos was the first to start the Genocide, it took no prodding on my part, and likewise the other guy. Apparently, commies bring out the 'best' in people.
>>25899Tracy get's to work on a True Strike scroll.
>>25902I thought you wanted to exterminate the trolls?
Also, did you unironically plan a finite time-frame for the ceremony?
>>25908"Its a sigh of happiness and contentment you big oaf!" ^_^
>is dovetailing to practice housewifery
Can she set the preparations for a heavy mace and a helmet too?
>>25885BTW, no she stayed behind to my understanding.
>>25910"me would do anything for you, me love you ana."
>>25912*raises room temperature to a slightly uncomfortable level*
(eggs are fine, b/c she confers heat resistance)
>>25911Kind of,... the vault is empty except for bits of Darkie and who knows how many spiders remember?
>>25907The trolls are racially chaotic evil, so they can't be converted. This is unlike human communists, where the a KGB officer and the Soviet Union can become Vladimir Putin and the modern Russian Federation. Trolls are also not human
>date for ceremonyThe day afte Trumpaladin can trust her
>>25915"its simple we gas the vault."
>>25915Oh... best not fuck around in the forge, lest Lenos go look for materials..
>>25916Eh, not exactly lawful, but I don't give a fuck. Lemme hatch these orphans first.
>tfw no communist souls to suck-out
>>25907Furthermore, the trolls attacked a logging party and would do it again. The alleged communists were harmless
>>25918>not exactly lawful but I don't give a fuckWhat?
>>25921Forget I said anything. It's actually nothing.
>>25903I almost want to know what "that phrase" was during the last campaign..
How long does it take to scribe a scroll?
>>25924It was just "Blasphemy", I hadn't gotten that descriptive or particularly topical with it at that point. The Game took on WAY new dimensions upon involving Mlpol, on the /mlp/ AND /pol/ side of things.
>>25926Sounds like an improvement, imo.
>>259251 day/1000gp in cost
>>25928So, for a level one spell like True Strike it would just take a day?
>>25929Looks that way
>>25930>>25927I'll say, having existing contexts against which to apply the storyline makes things much faster than saying (for example) "This is George Soros, he's...." and so on. Other globalists are imminent, don't worry.
>>25931im grateful for this game.
>>25932Me too.
'Night all! ^_^
The dreadful mare, once again wearing those puffy, flushed cheeks and that confused but content look on her face finally overcomes her chronic insomnia and decides to hit the hay. She paces in three circles on her strange makeshift bed before settling down, curled into a little blue ball of steaming fluff.
"~Hmmmm... Come out whenever you're ready, babes. I'll be right here waiting for you..."
And with that, she drifts off to sleep.
If those weaklings were degenerate commies, why did Blasphemy work on them? It doesn't harm Ebil creatures, as to my knowledge. Is there a difference between intrinsically ebil creatures and ebil-alligned creatures?
>>25936Because they were not actual communists, mate. They were ordinary human beings who lived in a society their grandparents organized under s communist economic system.
>>25937 That's kind of sad, desu.Okay, now I'm sleeping for real. Gotta work tomorrow.
>>25937>propagandic mind control
>>25922
I'm genuinely confused. Were you saying, "don't bother getting married, the sex is casual anyways"?
>>25940im pretty sure thats not what he was saying.
>>25941Well then what did he mean? The post was "don't bother. This stuff is casual anyways" in response to
>>25921\r
>>25942i think he means this im not sure though it would be out of character for tracy if he said what you think he said.
>Lemme hatch these orphans first.
>>25937Because I had commies listed as Chaotic Neutral then
>>25942It means don't over-think it
>>25942I said don't bother, because it wasn't accurrate to say that attacking a troll village wasn't lawful; nor was it my place to point out allignments based BS.
I gotta have breakfast before I can say anything else.
>>25946>mfw this thread is the very first thing I think of every morning
I know the feel...
often, I'll wake up and think about checking responses and then try to go back to sleep, but I will imagine seeing posts and responses in a dream-like haze
>>25841>the domed city in questionDid the group massacre everyone in Cardishore when they meant to hit Durpistan?
>>25952Durpistan isn't a domed city as best I can remember.
A few days ago I was going to destroy the village Inferius found, but before I went I did some due dilligence question asking, and discovered it was an entirely different group of people and village from the trolls
>>25953Shhh!
>>25954Why Shhh though? They may as well do t while they're there.
>>25954The domed city is the highly-advanced and heavily-guarded city of Cardishore. Durpistan seems more just like some kind of playground for messy campaigns.
Since it doesn't require metal, Tracy sets out the materials needed for some Sovereign Glue, and some water-proof bandages.
She then returns to her eggs.
>tfw want to play/snuggle/feed qt3.14 roc chicks, but they still need to be incubated first
"Hmmmm.. Come on out, my pretties.. momma's waiting for you..."
>>25958That's just fucking weird
>>25959I tried to sound creepy and cute at the same time, but I failed at leaving an ironic impression...
I'm not best in the morning. This is also the crap I shart-out when I don't rigidly stick to the charts...
>>25960What do the charts tell you?
\r
>>25960>morningOh, wait. It's past noon already (
didn't need to show for part time today, because of some event)>>25961Little scribbles and pointers here and there to select basic structures for quotes, or even a few pre-written ones. It gives me a loose structure of what to type and/or when to type it, but often I just get lazy and go with bare minimum of [pony noises].
It tells me a lot more, but it's honestly too complicated to explain.
>>25962You need to show these flow charts and formulas at some point
>>25963I don't really want to show my desk on a board this small, desu...
>>25964You might as well. 6000 characters to a post. You allege we don't appreciate the effort, so you may well show us
>>25965>You allege we don't appreciate the effortDid I say that?
Anyway, I just don't want to because I super autistic and insecure about Anonymity, and I dislike blogposting. Also it's a mess.
Just no. Sorry.
>6000 characters to a postIt's all on paper, in separate sheets across the bulletin board.
>>25966I don't know, I really feel like blog posting.
I have this general feeling of pain that won't go away, and is there even as I am resting. This last month at least I've felt like I've been out of breath, like that feeling when running in cold weather and inhaling the cold air wears down your throat and lungs
>>25967Eh, blogpost if you wish; it's not really a problem. It's just not for me, personally.
I think I know how you feel though. Life can get so hard it seems unfair, but all you can do is keep on trying your hardest
>>25968>dat pic reminds meI want to have some more development for Ponimaru, desu. He really could be an interesting character, being the shadow vanguard for an unaware highborn. He'd make a good Lawful Evil Assassin-Monk (most ninja-like class combination, imo). I found it slightly ironic how he got kill that first time for white-knighting, because the basis of his character is a warrior/guardian who goes unappreciated; but I really do like his design and character concept. I too have a soft spot for ninjas.
Since he already speaks in common and advances by character class, why not just use an Awaken scroll and officially turn him into a sapient pony (with a cutie-mark)? It'd seem more appropriate, imo. I've been getting the impression that a lot of less-aware NPCs couldn't really tell the difference between horses and ponies, so it shouldn't really mess up his character roll.
Tracy won't be able to "train" him to do tricks with her skills anymore though...
>>25957That would probably also require a coat of Salve of Slipperiness on the exterior sides..
I've been meaning to make some memes, but I've been having a hard time finding shoop-able images.
>>25957If you lend Torc some of that duct tape and a knife, Tracy can be a murder unicorn>>25964Damn it, I didn't want people finding that picture of Torc
>>25971Damn it, I'm the one who is supposed to present her with a severed Unicorn's horn!Just don't tell them about the public masturbation…
>>25971>that picture of TorcTopkek
Also, Diogenes is best philosopher.
>>25974>Best philosopherFucker is literally the guy who invented the term "Cosmopolitanism." He eschewed all respect for tradition, for morality - including the prohibition on public masturbation and the importance of burying the dead - for love of one's country, and for intellectuallism. The guy hated everything /pol/ types value.
He makes about as much sense as a philosopher of /pol/ and Max Steiner does for Leftypol, which is to say that the people who think he represents their philosophy obviously are not familiar with it. (Max Steiner is very explicitly anti-communist)
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>>25605I know I said I was going to join this weekend, but alas things didn't quite go as I had planned. Also my sleep cycle didn't agree with my wishes.
Sorry...
>>25975I was just being ironic.
Just the idea of a crazy old man who lived in a barrel somehow making it through recorded history as a philosopher makes me kek.
I wouldn't call him leftypol either though. That guy wasn't really anything but cynical to the point that you could call him feral.
>>25975>CosmopolitanismDidn't know he came up with that actually. Makes sense though. His only code in life was "fuck society". You could imagine how crazy it must've sounded to adamantly-nationalistic city-state dwellers at the time.
That guy really was one obnoxious piece of work...
>>25976Its okay. We understand.
>>25977>jerks it in publicDo I have this philosopher shit down yet?
>>25976That's fine.
Feel free to join the banter any time.
>>25980If man is just a featherless bird, would tarring and feathering a man make him a bird?
>>25983Boom, I'm a philosopher.
If a filly looks in a mirror, does the filly or the mirror get diabeetuz?
>>25984Come on in, the shit-posting's fine
>>25984Is there anywhere you want to leave your character in a default/grinding position? Last time we heard from her, she was collecting sticks, but can can be doing other things too.
>>25985That would depend on the filly's magnitude of innocence: she may be immune/oblivious to her own sweetness.
>>25974Now that I think of it, this guy was the most extreme possible example of Chaotic Neutral alignment.
>>25985Will try to turn my day around so I can be awake during the glorious night and have fun again.
>>25986I left her sleeping, but she have been sleeping for two weeks now... Must have eaten a bad apple or something.
>>25987It is a good question.
>>25990Torc feels his father-senses tingling. He runs back to the tower after the strange wedding ceramony.
(I'm assuming Norfilly is waking up?)
>>25991I can probably wake up for a little while, but I will be a bit groggy and probably fall asleep again after not too long time...
>>25992>hard to resist the scent of candy
>>25992Understandable, have a nice day.
>>25993Torc bursts into the tower.
"Norfilly, are you awake?" He yells throughout the tower
>>25994>Dazed and a bit confused I was yanked out of sweet dream. Some instinct passed down from forefathers and mothers deep inside me saved me and I yelled"Celest Vult"
>It felt right, really right. I had saved face and no one would suspect I had been sleeping.
>>25997Torc regonizes the filly's voice and runs that way.
"Praise Kek she isn't dead"
He also stops by the kitchen to grab some candy.
>>25998Trying to looks as nonchalant as possible to not show my uncontrollable excitement as I hear the jingling of candy.
>>25947same.i just woke up,this is the first thing i do.
>>25999"How are you feeling?" Troc asks, concern in his voice.
He also offers the little filly some candy
>>26001Sup
So, where are all of the characters atm?
>>25982*throws torc a chicken* "look at this feathered man!"
>>26005Ah yes, a fellow philsopher
>>26004I assume infernius and thez are going on a honeymoon
>>26003"F-fine... Why do you ask?"
>savers the feeling of sweet, sweet, candy filling the mouth
>>26006>>26004>infernius and thez are going on a honeymoon>>26007*hugs little filly*
>>26007"Just checking on you"
>>26006Tracy is still sitting on her eggs, letting off steam while she works on a few handicrafts while she goes. Trollestia is also there standing in the far side of the stables.
>>26008>hugs back>>26009"okay..."
>not fully understanding what is going on, but remembers the face saving "Celest Vult" and feels confident the situation is handled... somehow...
>>26011"little filly want to play a game?"
>>26012You need to clean yourself first before handling something as innocent as a filly
>>26012"YES!"
>a nagging feeling in the back of the mind screams a tiny scream, it is like a dream is telling you something
>>26011Torc realizes Norfilly is fine, and breathes a sigh of relief.
"I've gotta to help with something, but I'll be back later."
Torc then heads to the stable to see what he can do to help with the eggs
>>26013oh right.
>>26011>>26012"ill be right back little filly" *runs and takes a shower*
>>26010>tfw want to save time and start working on a Belt of Giant Strength, but Sandniggers stole all of our metal
>>26008>>26012Aren't you taking-over/rebuilding that city with Gestapo?
>>26017If only we had a supply of gems or something with which to buy more...
>>26015Yells "byyyeeee" as Torc heads out
>>26016And in the same breath yells a gleeful "yeeeeeeee" as the door to the bathroom closes
>With the back to the room a thought creeps into the mind "You're Alone, and You can do anything...."
>>26018nah they can handle it. theres not many guards left.
>>26019That would would still end-up with Lenos finding-out though...
>>26021Did Thez return with Infernius then?
Also, what did he tell the Gestapo do?