And the Game must?! go on!
Tonight we find the party split. Trump, Tracy, and Taylor find themselves in a grand banquet hall with a gradually increasing number of stiff-backed military personnel, along with a variety of less-but-still disciplined civilians. The whole place reeks of rigidity and efficiency. All boots are shiny, all suits and uniforms are crisp and clean.
Meanwhile, Torcuil - who didn't die - prepares to venture forth with Infernius and Thez who just last night got engaged, no homo to wreck shop on an entire city of commies. "Isn't wanton killing evil" you might ask, to which I say "Not when its commies".
So then, let us begin,... again.
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>>26576But what are you going to do when Inferius gets extremely angry from his difficulty in solving the logic puzzles?
>>26581*Tries, telepathically, to pet pony*
*steaming-smog intensifies*
>>26590Isn't that how you act Tracy is to Trump?
>>26592She's my steed, ally, tormentor AND waifu and dont you forget it!
[1d20 = 2]>>26597*struggles against restraints*
>>26588You said you saved a screen-capture. I would like it.
>>26601I didn't get the whole thing, now that I check...
>>26602Post it.
>>26598>>26600"No, not until you start to be
slighty normal again. We can't have you killing people, even if I want to kill them too"
>>26605"torc if you are truly my friend you will let me go."
>>26605"Let him go." glares at Trump "Its not as though death is anything permanent around here."
>>26606"I'm not letting u go because you are my friend. I want to kick Trump's ass too, but not yet."
>>26607Torc and Infennius are in his cave, cant hear you.
>>26607Kek, I've run away to my fortress
>>26612>Tracy can track>>26613"BECAUSE DAMN IT."
Torc slams his fist on a table.
"I'm not letting you going alone. We need to plan."
>>26616>through pidgeon, unless Thez left the tower to come to Trump"Hell no this ain't funny to me! The lanky guy is trying to kill me, the blue one - I have no idea - and your husband I don't know. Now go talk to them and fix the mess YOU made"
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>>26617"Plan other than rushing and punching him?"
>>26619"we go get the ants to help. along with me gestapo."
>>26618"You forget, I live in the GM's mind. I can be whenever, and wherever exists in the Game."
"I
will talk to them, each in turn, but I'm speaking to your first. Don't ever do that again. I don't care how anxious or unsure you are about what is going to happen, what sort of consequences you
think might occur. So you might have had to kill party members? It can be undone in the blink of an eye, through means that have been provided and made available. I reiterate, its not as though death is anything permanent around here."
>>26620Torc is suprised by the logic in this plan
"Okay, you win."
Torc cuts the braces with his dagger.
"No killing Trump yet, and especially killing yourself."
>>26618Trump hears a loud shout
"I NEVER TRYED TO FUCKING KILL YOU"
>>26624"me have moments of smart"
>>26626>'......!'*rumbling sounds in distance*
>>26623"YOU. I've had about all I can stand hearing about you and your pestilent flowcharts. Having an idea about how a character will respond to a circumstance is one thing, but determining in advance "If I were faced with" and then later saying "Well this is what older me said, they must have known better than newer me." is preposterous and unsupportable. Are you still planning on being an astronaut, or whatever it is you decided when you were a child? DIfferences in scope and severity, but the idea is the same. What's worse, you've used them to coerce players, rationalize whatever, and shirk responsibility or fault for no more reason than you're afraid to be creative in the moment. If that's really the case, maybe this isn't the Game for you. I could have easily researched 'unoriginal' Tracy Cage and made her an NPC if that's what I was looking for in characters."
>>26628>drama>thez is madI'm going to take this oppurtunity to RUN
>>26629"Its not me you should be apologizing to, its
you."
>>26632"should we go to the ants or the gestapo first?"
>>26635"hop on uatchit with me it fastest way."
>>26632"Mad? No, I'm heartbroken. Where will you go to be 'safe' I wonder? You think GM would give all of you unreasonable haxx and not me? Tracy was given writ large on all manner of mutations and abilites. Trump was given free reign on the development and economics of just about every city he's encountered. Infernius was given the tools that made me unstoppable within the context of the rules. YOU were given the key to
every spell in the book through both direct usage AND memes. And yet you cower in a cave. Most freudian, don't you think? I too have haxx."
>>26637I meant I'm running, not Torc
>>26636"First you might want your stuff back"
Torc hands infernius his equipment back
>>26640"No 'hello flashy'? Aww, I'm hurt. Fair I guess, since I hurt you. I would say I would make it up to you, but I don't think I can, nor could anyone. I'm sorry, I'm really sorry. I can say that I need you. I need you in my life, and I cannot live without you. It happens to be that today, I mean that very literally. I need you Tracy"
*presses X*
>>26636"Cry. Cry a river. I never chose for the details of the encounter with Trump to be made public. I'd have had that they remain a mystery. Since its in the open don't forget that
you accepted it in advance. I know you didn't know what would happen, and
neither did I. What DID happen was that Trump got some insight into how to "take it" from someone without their direct consent (but also without them denying it). It was lewd as fuck, and I'm still a little embarrassed about it myself. Nevermind that when I was gone for what - one day? two - you were off to the brothel, but I opt to minister to a player/character with what I can and suddenly the world is ending?"
>>26645"I really didn't think it would go this way."
>>26647*hugs horsey, deeply, and emotionally, for an extended period of time*
>>26645"i accepted because my new FAMILY was tearing itself apart, i accepted because i loved you all and if YOU remember You said it was the only way, that love is fadeing for some now. you really want to know why i wanted to go to the brothel? i was going to go there to kill myself because i couldnt stand to be without you."
[long, drawn-out sigh full of sulfurous miasma]
*takes off*
>>26650With Trump properly saddled or not?
>>26650>>26649>>26646>>26642I don't think you understand. I'll show you.
>>26652"Yippee aye ay! Yippee aye oh!"
>>26655*keeps flying up*
Like an elevator to Heaven.
>prepares halite mining tools>>26645>>26649Torc: as the only witness to your wedding
>>26653S-show us w-what?
>>26657Fucking premature ass posting
Torc:" ... JUST BE DAMN HONEST WITH EACH OTHER. Now fucking kiss and then we can kick Trump's ass for causing this conflict."
>>26656*Veers of a bit towards the mountains*
I have a screenshot of the thread from last night on my laptop with all of the deleted posts. It's very detailed, but it won't show spoilered text.
The thing is, it was made when I was logged in, so it will show the full hashes of all of the posters in this thread. A hash would take 238 years to decipher with a normal computer according to our devs, but it is still a by product of a mathematical formula on the users' IP addresses. Does anyone object to me posting the screenshots?
>>26660Can't you just draw over them?
>>26658It's only you who wants conflict
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Everything is going to be fine.
The Ride Never Ends.
>>26661It would take a very long time and I'd have to figure out how to use a different program
>>26665That isn't even close to true.
*flies high over the mountains*
>>26665I'm sure infer...
>>26668>>26670Told you
>>26669Pst, you can use a hard to get and use program...
I think its called MS paint?
>>26671It'll fuck up the image size
>>26673I make all of my memes with this:
https://pixlr.com/editor/ >>26672I don't know what to say.."What is it you want, Tracy?"
But not asked a rude way
>>26676*galloping comes to a slow stop*
[sad nightmare noises]
*moves straight up again*
Neither do I... Torc suddenly looks like he has forgotten something important
"Shit, I'll be in that room over there. Inferius Thez, get me when it's time."
Torc heads to the room, produces his quill, tears two pages out of his tome, and prepares two scrolls.
>>26677"This sure is a beautiful view. Not as beautiful as the mare I'm riding right now. Certainly not as edgy"
>>26675And up.
She does this until she reaches above the clouds.
>>26678Torc pokes his head out the door
"Also, forgot something, this sounds weird as hell but I promise it's worth it. I need a hair from ecah of you."
Torc holds out his hand waiting.
The scrolls are a wedding present for Infernius and Thez. And they will like them. >>26677"Wonderful view, but we'll get a better view of the rock formations if we were lower, where there is more air"
Trumpaladin now takes the reigns of Tracy, and directs her with his legs and the reigns to go downwards
\r
>>26681*rips out big chunk of chest hair*
>>26682Cancel this. He lets her go above the clouds, although at some point he tries to take her necklace and use it on himself.
He still directs her, directs her towards the direction of Port Barry
>>26683Torc goes really wide eyed
"Holy shit that had to hurt, I only needed one hair."
>>26682See
>>26680 *moves up anyway*
[Another long sigh] (this time with not nearly as much smoke)
*stands still in mid air*
>>26686"this is nothing compared to me heart pain."
>>26687>tfw Empathetic link allows Amulet of Adaption to sustain both characters"........ I love you very much, Flashy..."
>>26691"I love you very much too, Tracy."
Holds horsey head and kisses horsey on horse lips
>trying to kiss a horse in (near) space*buckles a bit, but balances enough to prevent foolish husband from falling down from the stratosphere*
"... I love you
very very much..."
*lifts hoof and gestures towards to world*
"Everything down there combined could very compare in significance to what's up here.. It would be
meaningless without our family.. No treasure, no laws, no morals, no glory, no magic.. etc.
Nothing could ever compare to what we have right here alone together..."
*gust of stratosphere wind rushes by*
".. A few months ago, you were my whole world.. Now, I feel like I have a whole world inside of me. You completed me, Flashy.. And no princess of god-thing could ever tell the whole story of how much I love you...."
>>26694I know that's how it works for BG Hold on, ithink my laptop might begin to start working
>>26695Trumpaladin feels a rush of freedon flow through him. Not because of anything in the situation - No. That's fucking terrifying. He's being held captive by his stalker at like 5000 feet. But yet still he feels that rush of freedom - because after three hours of extra work, and 30 minutes of waiting for the damned computer to load, his faggot is finally at his laptop, and is able to type properly and see posts as they appear
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>>26695>spaceTHE FINAL FRONTIER
THESE ARE THE VOYAGES OF THE STARSHIP ENTERPRISE,
ITS FIVE-YEAR...
I'll stop now
>>26692"Twas just a jest"
>>26698Kek
Torc takes the hair from Infernius and Thez(?).
He disappears again and after sometime, a flash of blue light and puff of smoke appear.
"I'M OKAY"
>>26695>forgetting Tracy has insanely high dexterity*takes another kiss from an incredibly flexible giant horse neck. Hell, he can launch himself over the side to make it work, he's kissing this mare*
"Tracy, I think you've come in time to see that, well glory, laws, morals, and treasure are very important to me. I have responsibilities. People who need to be protected, laws and justice to uphold..."
He is staring into her eyes now, or at least what is visible from his angle
"But for everything, what I see before me feels more important."
He now gestures beneath him, and looks down to Tracy's womb area
"what is here below me is more important..."
He kisses her again, for a little longer
"Tracy, I don't have a ring to give you, but..."
"Will you marry me? Be my official waifu?"
>>26700Meant to post this earlier, but got cut off. Sorry.."...... I will always love you, Flashy. Forever and ever.. I couldn't stop loving you even if I wanted to, no matter what happened between us.. No matter what you ever had to do, I would still love you without condition..
You already know my answer, Flashy, but.. If I could have ust one promise in our lives...
*gestures towards the world*
"With Heaven as our witness: no matter what ever happens down there on that little rock, no matter what tries to wedge itself between us, or what either of us have to do, will you still love me?"
>>26701"Sometimes, you do things that I don't like. Piss me off, make me hate you even. And sometimes I do things that seem to imply indifference.
But for all of that, and whatever happens, how ever much I want to stop - I can never cease loving you"
>>26704*breaks out into tears*
*shudders a bit dangerously*
"..Yes! Yes, I'll be your waifu; forever and ever!"
>>26705[sobbing nightmare noises]
>>26705Looks at her with a deep intensity:
"Then you may consider yourself claimed"
You gotta make this theatrical Fuck, I'm acctually a bit emotional right now...
I need a hobby
>>26709[overjoyed bridal hoers noises]
*sniffs and snorts for a few minutes*
*gazes at the world*
"... You know, from this angle, it really doesn't look half bad.. I could say I've gotten used to that little rock.."
>cue descent Well, that's one dramatic relationship catastrophe averted.
*throws away booklet*
>Torc is the only one not married now
HAHA BEING SINGLE ONLY INCREASES MY WIZARD POWERS
>still waiting for GM to come back and rain fiery brimstone down upon us for being such insufferable faggots...
Hell yes we're going on a death spiral dive!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAwcoFoAk_kBut first:
Trumpaladin places his hand on Tracy's fur, runs his fingers through it, and looks out over the world
"It'll tend to do that. When she's persistent, she can make you love her. Even if she gives you bad days sometimes. You come to find she's what holds your interest most"
Looks back at Tracy
"The world too I guess"
>>26715You'll get there eventually.
Taylor is still single. >>26717"To the world!"
*dashes towards the planet*
>>26722Trumpaladin now directs his mount/waifu downwards. Straight downwards, in a plunge to the world. With all that same glee as the pilot riding the bomb down in Dr. Srangelove, he holds on tight, but lifts himself from his saddle as he does so...
It makes him feel very much alive
>>26723Hopefully Thez and Inferius will work out their marital problems GM sits wherever GM sits, still brooding because Trump's faggot stole the wind from his sails and exerted authority over his thread. Thez rocks playfully nearby.
"Its... so sweet,... I bet'cha never,..."
He cuts her off "You know we're supposed to be lurking, making them suffer in our absence for having,...."
"That was YOUR idea."
"And YOUR idea started this mess in the first place!"
"Maybe, and I guess I still owe everyone an explanation,
as do you."
"MMmmph."
"Screw you, sit in your little corner then. I'm out!" <whoof>
GM sighs.
>>26725<whooof>"I... I'nis,...?"
>>26726*infernuis eyes are devoid of any emotion*
"yea."
>>26728"I,... um,... I,... n, nevermind," she says, unsure how to respond. "I'll just,...." she sighs and sits down near to his feet.
>>26729"you like him better than me dont you, he was better wasnt he?"
>>26731Let's skip the ERP scene (in text, not occurrence); I don't have the energy to type it out tonight..Sure, that could've happened.
>>26730https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=feA64wXhbjo>>26729Torc walks out, hair singed and steaming a bit. He starts to talk and then
>>26732Torc then goes back into the room he just left
>>26733Tracy and Trumpaladin find a nice spot in the woods, and touch down. They admire the beauty of the forest, the world, and how it reflects on their new union, before Tracy buckles her legs and the two express their unity once more
>>26736>>26735>>26733But now here's the important thing
"Infernals express their union ceremonies in the blood of others. There's not really a direct equivalent under the law of God or Man, but to baptize our union in the blood of traitors, might not be a bad start"
Do we need to kill them? >>26736Tower, Torc is currently stuck in a side room as to not interupt
>>26732"I deserve that. I want to deny loving him, but I can't. I
do love him, just as I love everyone in our group. That doesn't justify what I did, regardless my intentions. The feelings I have for him and everyone else are completely different though. I know this isn't something I can just say and make good on. I accept that."
>>26737>take tobacco-free, non-nicotine, 100% baby-safe huff from sword's vaporizer."I've never been to Hell (I think), but what were you meaning to do?" *smiles*
>>26739"heres my items, im leaving."
*you dont see the ring in there*
>>26742>bangs pots and pans together>>26743Torc
Who has been shamelesly listening in teleports infront of Infernius
"Damn it, I was the only witness to your wedding, I'm not gonna be the only one for your goddamn divorce"
>>26740"Just ask Torcuil if he still wants an ass beating. Oh he's powerful, that I trust. But your stealth, tracking, Etherealness, speed, and now shear strength, including a grapple as good as Inferius's. My spells, sword, and armor. All of this united together, as if one sword, one shield, one warrior attacking in unity... I'd rather be nice to our roommates, but if they want to play rough... Let's show them who is king of the playground."
>>26743"That's fair. But wherever you go, I won't be far behind. Whether it means standing beside you or lurking in your shadow, I accept my fate."
>>26744*pushes torc out of the way*
*proceeds toward the capital city*
>>26745"... When did either of those guys ever betray you?"
>>26746>>26743Fuck that's sad>>26747NOT YET TRACY AND I ARE HONEYMOONING THERE
>>26749"Let's see how we're greeted"
>>26748"Then you will not see me, but I WILL be there." <whoof>
>>26751Damn it
>>26752"Thez hold up a second, you may use your wdding present earlier than I expected."
>>26752>>26751"what is wrong with you 2? ME SAID LEAVE ME ALONE!!"
>>26757Um... I think I should pursue and talk to him...
*continues to the court city.*
Tracy takes her husband back to the tower, and returns to her duty.
>>26759On foot? He'll get served blue-rare.
>>26761We need to pursue Inferius
>Returns to her dutyTHIS is her duty
>>26761>implying he would carehis brother fucked his wife.
>>26763We need to pursue Inferius
>>26762Torc and Thez have it taken care of
>>26768Because he needs to be talked to, and Trumpaladin couldn't find him, catch up with him, or more importantly, run away from him on his own. He's her friend too.
Like literally you can just say she goes there and then after that she can be treated like a normal horse NPC by Trumpaladin >>26767Well, we gotta have time to do something
GM the scrolls are teleportation to current location. Torc was going to give Thez the one that would teleport her exacly where infernius was, no matter where he was. Thats why he needed the hair