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Banquet Nuts
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25605
25607 25893 25976
And the Game must?! go on!
Tonight we find the party split. Trump, Tracy, and Taylor find themselves in a grand banquet hall with a gradually increasing number of stiff-backed military personnel, along with a variety of less-but-still disciplined civilians. The whole place reeks of rigidity and efficiency. All boots are shiny, all suits and uniforms are crisp and clean.
Meanwhile, Torcuil - who didn't die - prepares to venture forth with Infernius and Thez who just last night got engaged, no homo to wreck shop on an entire city of commies. "Isn't wanton killing evil" you might ask, to which I say "Not when its commies".

So then, let us begin,... again.
930 replies and 80 files omitted.
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26574
>>26572
this.
>>26571

Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26575
26576
>>26573
sudoku.
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.26576
26577
>>26575
I too like puzzle games
Anonymous
3xDgX
?
No.26577
26579 26580
>>26576
But what are you going to do when Inferius gets extremely angry from his difficulty in solving the logic puzzles?
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.26579
>>26577
Shit, idk
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26580
>>26577
this.
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26581
26582
*sharpens knives*
Anonymous
3xDgX
?
No.26582
26583
>>26581
*Tries, telepathically, to pet pony*
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26583
26584
corrupted.png
>>26582
>"............"
3xDgX
?
No.26584
26585 26589
>>26583
>"there's a child growing inside of you. He needs a father"
\r
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26585
26587
>>26584
>".......!"
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26586
*steaming-smog intensifies*
Anonymous
3xDgX
?
No.26587
26588
>>26585
>"you can be a great mother"
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26588
26590 26599 26601
>>26587
>"......................?"
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.26589
26590 26591
>>26584
>says the man who has fucked another mans wife, and wants to fuck another mans waifu
3xDgX
?
No.26590
26592
>>26588
>*sends image of happy husband, wife, and child together*
>>26589
>implying your steed, ally, and tormentor is your waifu
\r
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26591
>>26589
*reees in sleep*
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.26592
26593
>>26590
Isn't that how you act Tracy is to Trump?
Anonymous
3xDgX
?
No.26593
26594
image.jpeg
>>26592
She's my steed, ally, tormentor AND waifu and dont you forget it!
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.26594
26595
>>26593
>forgets
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26595
26597
>>26594
*mumbles*
"fucking kill me"
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.26597
26598
>>26595
"No, now calm down."
xYw1j
?
No.26598
26600 26605
[1d20 = 2]
>>26597
*struggles against restraints*
3xDgX
?
No.26599
26604
[1d20 = 13]
>>26588
Sense motive on Pony
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26600
26605
>>26598
"reeeeeee let me go!!"
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.26601
26602 26603
>>26588
You said you saved a screen-capture. I would like it.
Anonymous
3xDgX
?
No.26602
26603
>>26601
I have one on my laptop
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26603
>>26601
I didn't get the whole thing, now that I check...
>>26602
Post it.
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26604
26609
>>26599
*icy chill*
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.26605
26606 26607
>>26598
>>26600
"No, not until you start to be slighty normal again. We can't have you killing people, even if I want to kill them too"
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26606
26608
>>26605
"torc if you are truly my friend you will let me go."
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.26607
26610 26612
>>26605
"Let him go." glares at Trump "Its not as though death is anything permanent around here."
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.26608
26613
>>26606
"I'm not letting u go because you are my friend. I want to kick Trump's ass too, but not yet."
Anonymous
3xDgX
?
No.26609
26611
>>26604
>"if I asked you to marry me, to be forever mine, and to raise your child with me, would you say yes?"
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.26610
>>26607
Torc and Infennius are in his cave, cant hear you.
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26611
>>26609
>'....................................................................................................................................?'
Anonymous
3xDgX
?
No.26612
26614 26615 26616
image.jpeg
>>26607
Kek, I've run away to my fortress
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26613
26615
>>26608
"Damn it torc why?"

Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26614
26621
>>26612
>implying you couldescape
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.26615
26617
>>26612
>Tracy can track
>>26613
"BECAUSE DAMN IT."
Torc slams his fist on a table.
"I'm not letting you going alone. We need to plan."
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.26616
26618
>>26612
"Is this funny to you?"
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26617
26619
>>26615
"i have a plan."
3xDgX
?
No.26618
26622 26624
>>26616
>through pidgeon, unless Thez left the tower to come to Trump
"Hell no this ain't funny to me! The lanky guy is trying to kill me, the blue one - I have no idea - and your husband I don't know. Now go talk to them and fix the mess YOU made"
\r
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.26619
26620
>>26617
"Plan other than rushing and punching him?"
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26620
26624
>>26619
"we go get the ants to help. along with me gestapo."
Anonymous
3xDgX
?
No.26621
26623
>>26614
To pony
>"do you want to kill me?"
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.26622
>>26618
"You forget, I live in the GM's mind. I can be whenever, and wherever exists in the Game."
"I will talk to them, each in turn, but I'm speaking to your first. Don't ever do that again. I don't care how anxious or unsure you are about what is going to happen, what sort of consequences you think might occur. So you might have had to kill party members? It can be undone in the blink of an eye, through means that have been provided and made available. I reiterate, its not as though death is anything permanent around here."
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26623
26626 26628
>>26621
>'........'
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.26624
26625
>>26620
Torc is suprised by the logic in this plan
"Okay, you win."
Torc cuts the braces with his dagger.
"No killing Trump yet, and especially killing yourself."
>>26618
Trump hears a loud shout
"I NEVER TRYED TO FUCKING KILL YOU"

Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26625
>>26624
"me have moments of smart"
Anonymous
3xDgX
?
No.26626
26627
>>26623
CALL MOUNT TRACY CAGE
>"if you want your child to have a father come here. If you want to kill me yourself, come here. If you just want to take out your anger in violent outbursts, come here. In any event, let's have one final ride"
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26627
26639
>>26626
>'......!'
*rumbling sounds in distance*
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.26628
26629 26632
>>26623
"YOU. I've had about all I can stand hearing about you and your pestilent flowcharts. Having an idea about how a character will respond to a circumstance is one thing, but determining in advance "If I were faced with" and then later saying "Well this is what older me said, they must have known better than newer me." is preposterous and unsupportable. Are you still planning on being an astronaut, or whatever it is you decided when you were a child? DIfferences in scope and severity, but the idea is the same. What's worse, you've used them to coerce players, rationalize whatever, and shirk responsibility or fault for no more reason than you're afraid to be creative in the moment. If that's really the case, maybe this isn't the Game for you. I could have easily researched 'unoriginal' Tracy Cage and made her an NPC if that's what I was looking for in characters."
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26629
26633
>>26628
... Sorry Thez..
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.26632
26634 26637
>>26628
>drama
>thez is mad
I'm going to take this oppurtunity to RUN
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.26633
>>26629
"Its not me you should be apologizing to, its you."
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26634
26635
>>26632
"should we go to the ants or the gestapo first?"
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.26635
26636
>>26634
"Uh, ants"

Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26636
26638 26641 26645
>>26635
"hop on uatchit with me it fastest way."
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.26637
26641 26642
>>26632
"Mad? No, I'm heartbroken. Where will you go to be 'safe' I wonder? You think GM would give all of you unreasonable haxx and not me? Tracy was given writ large on all manner of mutations and abilites. Trump was given free reign on the development and economics of just about every city he's encountered. Infernius was given the tools that made me unstoppable within the context of the rules. YOU were given the key to every spell in the book through both direct usage AND memes. And yet you cower in a cave. Most freudian, don't you think? I too have haxx."
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.26638
>>26636
>Uatchit vanishes
"I'm not finished."
Anonymous
3xDgX
?
No.26639
26640
>>26627
*waits, eagerly*
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26640
26642 26644
Spoilered
>>26639
*teleports behind you*
"........."
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.26641
>>26637
I meant I'm running, not Torc
>>26636
"First you might want your stuff back"
Torc hands infernius his equipment back
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.26642
26643 26653
>>26640
Omae wa mou shindeiru
>>26637
Also
>halite mining intensifies
Ill be back in an hour
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26643
>>26642
Nani!?
Anonymous
3xDgX
?
No.26644
26647
>>26640
"No 'hello flashy'? Aww, I'm hurt. Fair I guess, since I hurt you. I would say I would make it up to you, but I don't think I can, nor could anyone. I'm sorry, I'm really sorry. I can say that I need you. I need you in my life, and I cannot live without you. It happens to be that today, I mean that very literally. I need you Tracy"
*presses X*
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.26645
26646 26649 26657
>>26636
"Cry. Cry a river. I never chose for the details of the encounter with Trump to be made public. I'd have had that they remain a mystery. Since its in the open don't forget that you accepted it in advance. I know you didn't know what would happen, and neither did I. What DID happen was that Trump got some insight into how to "take it" from someone without their direct consent (but also without them denying it). It was lewd as fuck, and I'm still a little embarrassed about it myself. Nevermind that when I was gone for what - one day? two - you were off to the brothel, but I opt to minister to a player/character with what I can and suddenly the world is ending?"

Anonymous
3xDgX
?
No.26646
26653
image.png
>>26645
"I really didn't think it would go this way."
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26647
26648
>>26644
*slowly trots outside*
Anonymous
3xDgX
?
No.26648
>>26647
*hugs horsey, deeply, and emotionally, for an extended period of time*
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26649
26653 26657
>>26645
"i accepted because my new FAMILY was tearing itself apart, i accepted because i loved you all and if YOU remember You said it was the only way, that love is fadeing for some now. you really want to know why i wanted to go to the brothel? i was going to go there to kill myself because i couldnt stand to be without you."
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26650
26651 26653
[long, drawn-out sigh full of sulfurous miasma]
*takes off*
Anonymous
3xDgX
?
No.26651
26652
>>26650
With Trump properly saddled or not?
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26652
26654
>>26651
Yes.
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.26653
26657 26697
>>26650
>>26649
>>26646
>>26642
I don't think you understand. I'll show you.

Anonymous
3xDgX
?
No.26654
26655
>>26652
"Yippee aye ay! Yippee aye oh!"
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26655
26656
>>26654
*flies up*
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26656
26659
>>26655
*keeps flying up*
Like an elevator to Heaven.
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.26657
26658
>prepares halite mining tools
>>26645
>>26649
Torc: as the only witness to your wedding
>>26653
S-show us w-what?

Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.26658
26665
>>26657
Fucking premature ass posting
Torc:" ... JUST BE DAMN HONEST WITH EACH OTHER. Now fucking kiss and then we can kick Trump's ass for causing this conflict."

Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26659
>>26656
*Veers of a bit towards the mountains*
Anonymous
3xDgX
?
No.26660
26661 26662 26663
I have a screenshot of the thread from last night on my laptop with all of the deleted posts. It's very detailed, but it won't show spoilered text.

The thing is, it was made when I was logged in, so it will show the full hashes of all of the posters in this thread. A hash would take 238 years to decipher with a normal computer according to our devs, but it is still a by product of a mathematical formula on the users' IP addresses. Does anyone object to me posting the screenshots?
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26661
26662 26669
>>26660
Can't you just draw over them?
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.26662
>>26660
ehhhh, I guess
>>26661
actually just do this
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26663
>>26660
go ahead.
3xDgX
?
No.26665
26668 26670 26671
>>26658
It's only you who wants conflict
\r
Anonymous
Dr9PD
?
No.26667
Everything is going to be fine.
The Ride Never Ends.
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26668
26671
>>26665
wrong.
Anonymous
3xDgX
?
No.26669
26671
>>26661
It would take a very long time and I'd have to figure out how to use a different program
Anonymous
Dr9PD
?
No.26670
26671 26672
scenic-mountain-sunset.jpg
>>26665
That isn't even close to true.

*flies high over the mountains*
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.26671
26673
>>26665
I'm sure infer...
>>26668
>>26670
Told you
>>26669
Pst, you can use a hard to get and use program...

I think its called MS paint?
Anonymous
Dr9PD
?
No.26672
26676
>>26670
gib dialogue
*is now galloping*
Anonymous
3xDgX
?
No.26673
26674
>>26671
It'll fuck up the image size
Anonymous
Dr9PD
?
No.26674
>>26673
I make all of my memes with this:
https://pixlr.com/editor/
Anonymous
Dr9PD
?
No.26675
26680
mountain-sunset-Wallpaper-HD-Resolution-number-gGp.jpg
... And higher..
Anonymous
3xDgX
?
No.26676
26677
>>26672
I don't know what to say..
"What is it you want, Tracy?"
But not asked a rude way
Anonymous
Dr9PD
?
No.26677
26679 26682
mountain-awesome-himalayan-sunset-peak-snow-clouds-himalaya-wallpaper-for-iphone-6.jpg
>>26676
*galloping comes to a slow stop*
[sad nightmare noises]
*moves straight up again*
Neither do I...
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.26678
26681
Torc suddenly looks like he has forgotten something important
"Shit, I'll be in that room over there. Inferius Thez, get me when it's time."
Torc heads to the room, produces his quill, tears two pages out of his tome, and prepares two scrolls.
Anonymous
3xDgX
?
No.26679
>>26677
"This sure is a beautiful view. Not as beautiful as the mare I'm riding right now. Certainly not as edgy"
Anonymous
Dr9PD
?
No.26680
26687
sunset-above-the-clouds-33874-34635-hd-wallpapers.jpg
>>26675
And up.
She does this until she reaches above the clouds.
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.26681
26683
>>26678
Torc pokes his head out the door
"Also, forgot something, this sounds weird as hell but I promise it's worth it. I need a hair from ecah of you."
Torc holds out his hand waiting.
The scrolls are a wedding present for Infernius and Thez. And they will like them.
3xDgX
?
No.26682
26685 26687
>>26677
"Wonderful view, but we'll get a better view of the rock formations if we were lower, where there is more air"
Trumpaladin now takes the reigns of Tracy, and directs her with his legs and the reigns to go downwards
\r
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26683
26686
>>26681
*rips out big chunk of chest hair*
Anonymous
3xDgX
?
No.26685
>>26682
Cancel this. He lets her go above the clouds, although at some point he tries to take her necklace and use it on himself.

He still directs her, directs her towards the direction of Port Barry
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.26686
26688
>>26683
Torc goes really wide eyed
"Holy shit that had to hurt, I only needed one hair."
Anonymous
Dr9PD
?
No.26687
26689 26691
sunset-from-above-the-clouds.jpg
>>26682
See >>26680 *moves up anyway*
[Another long sigh] (this time with not nearly as much smoke)
*stands still in mid air*

Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26688
26690
>>26686
"this is nothing compared to me heart pain."
Anonymous
3xDgX
?
No.26689
>>26687
You bitch

I'm still on a mobile phone, so I am limited in my ability to post
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.26690
26692
>>26688
"Edgy as fuk brah
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26691
26693 26694
dawn-sunset-flying-clouds.jpg
>>26687
>tfw Empathetic link allows Amulet of Adaption to sustain both characters
"........ I love you very much, Flashy..."

Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26692
26699
>>26690
"whatever..."
Anonymous
3xDgX
?
No.26693
>>26691
"I love you very much too, Tracy."
Holds horsey head and kisses horsey on horse lips
Anonymous
3xDgX
?
No.26694
26695
>>26691
wait. Really? Holy shit combine this with the fact that all paladin spells on self affect the mount, and holy shit we have real power here
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26695
26698 26699 26700
>trying to kiss a horse in (near) space
*buckles a bit, but balances enough to prevent foolish husband from falling down from the stratosphere*
"... I love you very very much..."
*lifts hoof and gestures towards to world*
"Everything down there combined could very compare in significance to what's up here.. It would be meaningless without our family.. No treasure, no laws, no morals, no glory, no magic.. etc. Nothing could ever compare to what we have right here alone together..."
*gust of stratosphere wind rushes by*
".. A few months ago, you were my whole world.. Now, I feel like I have a whole world inside of me. You completed me, Flashy.. And no princess of god-thing could ever tell the whole story of how much I love you...."
>>26694
I know that's how it works for BG
Anonymous
3xDgX
?
No.26696
Hold on, ithink my laptop might begin to start working
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26697
>>26653
waits.
zE2yh
?
No.26698
26699
>>26695
Trumpaladin feels a rush of freedon flow through him. Not because of anything in the situation - No. That's fucking terrifying. He's being held captive by his stalker at like 5000 feet. But yet still he feels that rush of freedom - because after three hours of extra work, and 30 minutes of waiting for the damned computer to load, his faggot is finally at his laptop, and is able to type properly and see posts as they appear
\r
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.26699
>>26695
>space
THE FINAL FRONTIER
THESE ARE THE VOYAGES OF THE STARSHIP ENTERPRISE,
ITS FIVE-YEAR...
I'll stop now
>>26692
"Twas just a jest"
>>26698
Kek

Torc takes the hair from Infernius and Thez(?).
He disappears again and after sometime, a flash of blue light and puff of smoke appear.
"I'M OKAY"


Trumpaladin
!iHDHdeqsoU
zE2yh
?
No.26700
26701 26702 26703
1563776__safe_artist-colon-xenon_flash sentry_armor_blushing_helmet_hoof hold_male_pegasus_simple background_smiling_solo_spread wings_stallion_unshorn.png
>>26695
>forgetting Tracy has insanely high dexterity
*takes another kiss from an incredibly flexible giant horse neck. Hell, he can launch himself over the side to make it work, he's kissing this mare*

"Tracy, I think you've come in time to see that, well glory, laws, morals, and treasure are very important to me. I have responsibilities. People who need to be protected, laws and justice to uphold..."

He is staring into her eyes now, or at least what is visible from his angle

"But for everything, what I see before me feels more important."

He now gestures beneath him, and looks down to Tracy's womb area

"what is here below me is more important..."

He kisses her again, for a little longer

"Tracy, I don't have a ring to give you, but..."

"Will you marry me? Be my official waifu?"
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26701
26702 26703 26704
581393__safe_artist-colon-rainbow-dash-dosh_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_blushing_solo.png
>>26700
Meant to post this earlier, but got cut off. Sorry..
"...... I will always love you, Flashy. Forever and ever.. I couldn't stop loving you even if I wanted to, no matter what happened between us.. No matter what you ever had to do, I would still love you without condition..
You already know my answer, Flashy, but.. If I could have ust one promise in our lives...
*gestures towards the world*
"With Heaven as our witness: no matter what ever happens down there on that little rock, no matter what tries to wedge itself between us, or what either of us have to do, will you still love me?"
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.26702
26703
>>26700
BOI HE ACTUALLY DID IT
>>26701
BOI SHE GONNA ACCEPT
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26703
>>26700
>>26701
>>26702
yay and such.
Trumpaladin
!iHDHdeqsoU
zE2yh
?
No.26704
26705 26706 26708
>>26701
"Sometimes, you do things that I don't like. Piss me off, make me hate you even. And sometimes I do things that seem to imply indifference.

But for all of that, and whatever happens, how ever much I want to stop - I can never cease loving you"
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26705
26706 26707 26708 26709
>>26704
*breaks out into tears*
*shudders a bit dangerously*
"..Yes! Yes, I'll be your waifu; forever and ever!"
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.26706
>>26704
>>26705
Cue the waterworks
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26707
>>26705
[sobbing nightmare noises]
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26708
>>26704
>>26705
*face twitches.*
Trumpaladin
!iHDHdeqsoU
zE2yh
?
No.26709
26712
I TAKE YOUR WAIFU.jpg
>>26705
Looks at her with a deep intensity:

"Then you may consider yourself claimed"

You gotta make this theatrical
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.26710
26711
Fuck, I'm acctually a bit emotional right now...
I need a hobby
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26711
26713
>>26710
this is my hobby.
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26712
>>26709
[overjoyed bridal hoers noises]
*sniffs and snorts for a few minutes*
*gazes at the world*
"... You know, from this angle, it really doesn't look half bad.. I could say I've gotten used to that little rock.."
>cue descent
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.26713
>>26711
Welp, its mine too
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26714
Well, that's one dramatic relationship catastrophe averted.
*throws away booklet*
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.26715
26719
>Torc is the only one not married now
HAHA BEING SINGLE ONLY INCREASES MY WIZARD POWERS
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26716
26718
>still waiting for GM to come back and rain fiery brimstone down upon us for being such insufferable faggots...
Trumpaladin
!iHDHdeqsoU
zE2yh
?
No.26717
26722
Hell yes we're going on a death spiral dive!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAwcoFoAk_k

But first:
Trumpaladin places his hand on Tracy's fur, runs his fingers through it, and looks out over the world

"It'll tend to do that. When she's persistent, she can make you love her. Even if she gives you bad days sometimes. You come to find she's what holds your interest most"

Looks back at Tracy
"The world too I guess"


Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.26718
>>26716
He'd find a reason even if Trump hadn't've started this shit
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26719
26720
>>26715
You'll get there eventually.

Taylor is still single.
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.26720
26721
>>26719
I said married, not held hostage
Trumpaladin
!iHDHdeqsoU
zE2yh
?
No.26721
26723
1556387__safe_artist-colon-jucamovi1992_flash sentry_twilight sparkle_alicorn_armor_bags under eyes_female_flashlight_floppy ears_horseshoes_looking ba.png
>>26720
for some people there is no difference
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26722
26724
>>26717
"To the world!"
*dashes towards the planet*
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.26723
26724
>>26721
You mean the people who shouldn't have gotten married?
Trumpaladin
!iHDHdeqsoU
zE2yh
?
No.26724
26725 26730
>>26722
Trumpaladin now directs his mount/waifu downwards. Straight downwards, in a plunge to the world. With all that same glee as the pilot riding the bomb down in Dr. Srangelove, he holds on tight, but lifts himself from his saddle as he does so...

It makes him feel very much alive

>>26723
Hopefully Thez and Inferius will work out their marital problems
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26725
26726
>>26724
reeee or whatever.
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.26726
26727 26728
GM sits wherever GM sits, still brooding because Trump's faggot stole the wind from his sails and exerted authority over his thread. Thez rocks playfully nearby.
"Its... so sweet,... I bet'cha never,..."
He cuts her off "You know we're supposed to be lurking, making them suffer in our absence for having,...."
"That was YOUR idea."
"And YOUR idea started this mess in the first place!"
"Maybe, and I guess I still owe everyone an explanation, as do you."
"MMmmph."
"Screw you, sit in your little corner then. I'm out!" <whoof>
GM sighs.

>>26725
<whooof>
"I... I'nis,...?"

Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.26727
>>26726
Torc still wants to give Thez and Infernius their wedding gift
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26728
26729
>>26726
*infernuis eyes are devoid of any emotion*
"yea."
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.26729
26732 26734
>>26728
"I,... um,... I,... n, nevermind," she says, unsure how to respond. "I'll just,...." she sighs and sits down near to his feet.
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26730
26731 26734
shooting_star_1.jpg
>>26724
>A blue streak races across the sky over Port Barry, like a fiery comet
link:
>'Let's go home, Flashy. Our friends are waiting...'
Trumpaladin
!iHDHdeqsoU
zE2yh
?
No.26731
26733
>>26730
>"Wouldn't you rather stop by a nice lake in a secluded wooden area first?"
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26732
26734 26739
>>26729
"you like him better than me dont you, he was better wasnt he?"
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26733
26735 26737
>>26731
Let's skip the ERP scene (in text, not occurrence); I don't have the energy to type it out tonight..
Sure, that could've happened.
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.26734
>>26730
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=feA64wXhbjo
>>26729
Torc walks out, hair singed and steaming a bit. He starts to talk and then
>>26732
Torc then goes back into the room he just left
Trumpaladin
!iHDHdeqsoU
zE2yh
?
No.26735
26736 26737
>>26733
Tracy and Trumpaladin find a nice spot in the woods, and touch down. They admire the beauty of the forest, the world, and how it reflects on their new union, before Tracy buckles her legs and the two express their unity once more
Anonymous
Dr9PD
?
No.26736
26737 26738
>>26735
>[happy pony noises]
And then they go back?
Where is Infernius? I don't want to bother them...
Trumpaladin
!iHDHdeqsoU
zE2yh
?
No.26737
26740

>>26736
>>26735
>>26733
But now here's the important thing

"Infernals express their union ceremonies in the blood of others. There's not really a direct equivalent under the law of God or Man, but to baptize our union in the blood of traitors, might not be a bad start"
Do we need to kill them?
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.26738
>>26736
Tower, Torc is currently stuck in a side room as to not interupt
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.26739
26741 26743
>>26732
"I deserve that. I want to deny loving him, but I can't. I do love him, just as I love everyone in our group. That doesn't justify what I did, regardless my intentions. The feelings I have for him and everyone else are completely different though. I know this isn't something I can just say and make good on. I accept that."
Anonymous
Dr9PD
?
No.26740
26745
>>26737
>take tobacco-free, non-nicotine, 100% baby-safe huff from sword's vaporizer.
"I've never been to Hell (I think), but what were you meaning to do?" *smiles*
Trumpaladin
!Rr3sC4nvZI
zE2yh
?
No.26741
26742
1506152066861.png
>>26739
"........."
Anonymous
Dr9PD
?
No.26742
26744
>>26741
Oh you be quiet.
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26743
26744 26746 26750
>>26739
"heres my items, im leaving."
*you dont see the ring in there*
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.26744
26747
>>26742
>bangs pots and pans together
>>26743
Torc Who has been shamelesly listening in teleports infront of Infernius
"Damn it, I was the only witness to your wedding, I'm not gonna be the only one for your goddamn divorce"
Trumpaladin
!Rr3sC4nvZI
zE2yh
?
No.26745
26749
>>26740
"Just ask Torcuil if he still wants an ass beating. Oh he's powerful, that I trust. But your stealth, tracking, Etherealness, speed, and now shear strength, including a grapple as good as Inferius's. My spells, sword, and armor. All of this united together, as if one sword, one shield, one warrior attacking in unity... I'd rather be nice to our roommates, but if they want to play rough... Let's show them who is king of the playground."
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.26746
26748 26750
>>26743
"That's fair. But wherever you go, I won't be far behind. Whether it means standing beside you or lurking in your shadow, I accept my fate."
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26747
26750 26751
>>26744
*pushes torc out of the way*
*proceeds toward the capital city*
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26748
26752 26756
>>26746
"no."
Anonymous
Dr9PD
?
No.26749
26750 26751
>>26745
"... When did either of those guys ever betray you?"
Trumpaladin
!Rr3sC4nvZI
zE2yh
?
No.26750
26753
>>26746
>>26743
Fuck that's sad

>>26747
NOT YET TRACY AND I ARE HONEYMOONING THERE

>>26749
"Let's see how we're greeted"
Gr6zN
?
No.26751
26754 26755
[1d20 = 9]
>>26747
Lol nope
Mr. Snek gapple check
>>26749
THANK YOU
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.26752
26754 26755
>>26748
"Then you will not see me, but I WILL be there." <whoof>
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26753
26760
>>26750
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBUEdDjinSQ
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.26754
26757
>>26751
Damn it
>>26752
"Thez hold up a second, you may use your wdding present earlier than I expected."
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26755
26757
>>26752
>>26751
"what is wrong with you 2? ME SAID LEAVE ME ALONE!!"
Anonymous
Dr9PD
?
No.26756
>>26748
>implying he could escape
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.26757
26758 26760
>>26754
>>26755
Too late, gone
Trumpaladin
!Rr3sC4nvZI
zE2yh
?
No.26758
>>26757
Um... I think I should pursue and talk to him...
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26759
26761
*continues to the court city.*
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.26760
>>26753
Boss, I haz a da cancer
>>26757
No, get the back here Torc needs to give her the present. I promise it will be good
Anonymous
Dr9PD
?
No.26761
26762 26764
Tracy takes her husband back to the tower, and returns to her duty.
>>26759
On foot? He'll get served blue-rare.
Trumpaladin
!Rr3sC4nvZI
zE2yh
?
No.26762
26766 26768
>>26761
We need to pursue Inferius
>Returns to her duty
THIS is her duty
Anonymous
Dr9PD
?
No.26763
26765
*sits on eggs*
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26764
>>26761
>implying he would care
his brother fucked his wife.
Trumpaladin
!Rr3sC4nvZI
zE2yh
?
No.26765
>>26763
We need to pursue Inferius
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.26766
26767
>>26762
Torc and Thez have it taken care of
Trumpaladin
!Rr3sC4nvZI
zE2yh
?
No.26767
26771
>>26766
Doesn't look like it
Anonymous
Dr9PD
?
No.26768
26769
>>26762
How is that her duty?
Also, I'm tired...
Trumpaladin
!Rr3sC4nvZI
zE2yh
?
No.26769
26770
>>26768
Because he needs to be talked to, and Trumpaladin couldn't find him, catch up with him, or more importantly, run away from him on his own. He's her friend too.

Like literally you can just say she goes there and then after that she can be treated like a normal horse NPC by Trumpaladin
Anonymous
Dr9PD
?
No.26770
26772
>>26769
..but muh eggs...
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.26771
>>26767
Well, we gotta have time to do something
GM the scrolls are teleportation to current location. Torc was going to give Thez the one that would teleport her exacly where infernius was, no matter where he was. Thats why he needed the hair
Trumpaladin
!Rr3sC4nvZI
zE2yh
?
No.26772
26773 26774
>>26770
I'll help you kill Trollestia if they hatch while she's trying to stop Inferius
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.26773
26775
>>26772
No killing my fucking waifu you bitch
Anonymous
Dr9PD
?
No.26774
26775
>>26772
I would have to kill her, but that wouldn't fix the damage..
Can't we just resolve this drama tomorrow? It's a day off for me.
Trumpaladin
!Rr3sC4nvZI
zE2yh
?
No.26775
26776
>>26773
I like her too, but I make compromises to make my marriage work

>>26774
LET ME TALK TO HIM REEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

I guess maybe Fae will suffice...

Anonymous
Dr9PD
?
No.26776
26777 26778
>>26775
She's grinding her patience and housewifery skills. It's for the best.
Trumpaladin
!Rr3sC4nvZI
zE2yh
?
No.26777
26779
>>26776
damn it I want to talk down Inferius
Trumpaladin
!Rr3sC4nvZI
zE2yh
?
No.26778
26780 26782
>>26776
She needs to grind her mount/ally/waifu skills
Anonymous
Dr9PD
?
No.26779
26781
>>26777
Tracy feels secure in her role now; take Fae if you must. I gotta go to bed...
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.26780
26781 26832
>>26778
You need to grind your 'Trumpadalin isn't god' and 'not being an ass' skills