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Banquet Nuts
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25605
25607 25893 25976
And the Game must?! go on!
Tonight we find the party split. Trump, Tracy, and Taylor find themselves in a grand banquet hall with a gradually increasing number of stiff-backed military personnel, along with a variety of less-but-still disciplined civilians. The whole place reeks of rigidity and efficiency. All boots are shiny, all suits and uniforms are crisp and clean.
Meanwhile, Torcuil - who didn't die - prepares to venture forth with Infernius and Thez who just last night got engaged, no homo to wreck shop on an entire city of commies. "Isn't wanton killing evil" you might ask, to which I say "Not when its commies".

So then, let us begin,... again.
1030 replies and 89 files omitted.
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26574
>>26572
this.
>>26571

Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26575
26576
>>26573
sudoku.
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.26576
26577
>>26575
I too like puzzle games
Anonymous
3xDgX
?
No.26577
26579 26580
>>26576
But what are you going to do when Inferius gets extremely angry from his difficulty in solving the logic puzzles?
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.26579
>>26577
Shit, idk
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26580
>>26577
this.
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26581
26582
*sharpens knives*
Anonymous
3xDgX
?
No.26582
26583
>>26581
*Tries, telepathically, to pet pony*
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26583
26584
corrupted.png
>>26582
>"............"
3xDgX
?
No.26584
26585 26589
>>26583
>"there's a child growing inside of you. He needs a father"
\r
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26585
26587
>>26584
>".......!"
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26586
*steaming-smog intensifies*
Anonymous
3xDgX
?
No.26587
26588
>>26585
>"you can be a great mother"
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26588
26590 26599 26601
>>26587
>"......................?"
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.26589
26590 26591
>>26584
>says the man who has fucked another mans wife, and wants to fuck another mans waifu
3xDgX
?
No.26590
26592
>>26588
>*sends image of happy husband, wife, and child together*
>>26589
>implying your steed, ally, and tormentor is your waifu
\r
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26591
>>26589
*reees in sleep*
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.26592
26593
>>26590
Isn't that how you act Tracy is to Trump?
Anonymous
3xDgX
?
No.26593
26594
image.jpeg
>>26592
She's my steed, ally, tormentor AND waifu and dont you forget it!
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.26594
26595
>>26593
>forgets
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26595
26597
>>26594
*mumbles*
"fucking kill me"
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.26597
26598
>>26595
"No, now calm down."
xYw1j
?
No.26598
26600 26605
[1d20 = 2]
>>26597
*struggles against restraints*
3xDgX
?
No.26599
26604
[1d20 = 13]
>>26588
Sense motive on Pony
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26600
26605
>>26598
"reeeeeee let me go!!"
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.26601
26602 26603
>>26588
You said you saved a screen-capture. I would like it.
Anonymous
3xDgX
?
No.26602
26603
>>26601
I have one on my laptop
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26603
>>26601
I didn't get the whole thing, now that I check...
>>26602
Post it.
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26604
26609
>>26599
*icy chill*
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.26605
26606 26607
>>26598
>>26600
"No, not until you start to be slighty normal again. We can't have you killing people, even if I want to kill them too"
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26606
26608
>>26605
"torc if you are truly my friend you will let me go."
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.26607
26610 26612
>>26605
"Let him go." glares at Trump "Its not as though death is anything permanent around here."
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.26608
26613
>>26606
"I'm not letting u go because you are my friend. I want to kick Trump's ass too, but not yet."
Anonymous
3xDgX
?
No.26609
26611
>>26604
>"if I asked you to marry me, to be forever mine, and to raise your child with me, would you say yes?"
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.26610
>>26607
Torc and Infennius are in his cave, cant hear you.
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26611
>>26609
>'....................................................................................................................................?'
Anonymous
3xDgX
?
No.26612
26614 26615 26616
image.jpeg
>>26607
Kek, I've run away to my fortress
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26613
26615
>>26608
"Damn it torc why?"

Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26614
26621
>>26612
>implying you couldescape
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.26615
26617
>>26612
>Tracy can track
>>26613
"BECAUSE DAMN IT."
Torc slams his fist on a table.
"I'm not letting you going alone. We need to plan."
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.26616
26618
>>26612
"Is this funny to you?"
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26617
26619
>>26615
"i have a plan."
3xDgX
?
No.26618
26622 26624
>>26616
>through pidgeon, unless Thez left the tower to come to Trump
"Hell no this ain't funny to me! The lanky guy is trying to kill me, the blue one - I have no idea - and your husband I don't know. Now go talk to them and fix the mess YOU made"
\r
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.26619
26620
>>26617
"Plan other than rushing and punching him?"
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26620
26624
>>26619
"we go get the ants to help. along with me gestapo."
Anonymous
3xDgX
?
No.26621
26623
>>26614
To pony
>"do you want to kill me?"
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.26622
>>26618
"You forget, I live in the GM's mind. I can be whenever, and wherever exists in the Game."
"I will talk to them, each in turn, but I'm speaking to your first. Don't ever do that again. I don't care how anxious or unsure you are about what is going to happen, what sort of consequences you think might occur. So you might have had to kill party members? It can be undone in the blink of an eye, through means that have been provided and made available. I reiterate, its not as though death is anything permanent around here."
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26623
26626 26628
>>26621
>'........'
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.26624
26625
>>26620
Torc is suprised by the logic in this plan
"Okay, you win."
Torc cuts the braces with his dagger.
"No killing Trump yet, and especially killing yourself."
>>26618
Trump hears a loud shout
"I NEVER TRYED TO FUCKING KILL YOU"

Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26625
>>26624
"me have moments of smart"
Anonymous
3xDgX
?
No.26626
26627
>>26623
CALL MOUNT TRACY CAGE
>"if you want your child to have a father come here. If you want to kill me yourself, come here. If you just want to take out your anger in violent outbursts, come here. In any event, let's have one final ride"
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26627
26639
>>26626
>'......!'
*rumbling sounds in distance*
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.26628
26629 26632
>>26623
"YOU. I've had about all I can stand hearing about you and your pestilent flowcharts. Having an idea about how a character will respond to a circumstance is one thing, but determining in advance "If I were faced with" and then later saying "Well this is what older me said, they must have known better than newer me." is preposterous and unsupportable. Are you still planning on being an astronaut, or whatever it is you decided when you were a child? DIfferences in scope and severity, but the idea is the same. What's worse, you've used them to coerce players, rationalize whatever, and shirk responsibility or fault for no more reason than you're afraid to be creative in the moment. If that's really the case, maybe this isn't the Game for you. I could have easily researched 'unoriginal' Tracy Cage and made her an NPC if that's what I was looking for in characters."
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26629
26633
>>26628
... Sorry Thez..
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.26632
26634 26637
>>26628
>drama
>thez is mad
I'm going to take this oppurtunity to RUN
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.26633
>>26629
"Its not me you should be apologizing to, its you."
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26634
26635
>>26632
"should we go to the ants or the gestapo first?"
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.26635
26636
>>26634
"Uh, ants"

Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26636
26638 26641 26645
>>26635
"hop on uatchit with me it fastest way."
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.26637
26641 26642
>>26632
"Mad? No, I'm heartbroken. Where will you go to be 'safe' I wonder? You think GM would give all of you unreasonable haxx and not me? Tracy was given writ large on all manner of mutations and abilites. Trump was given free reign on the development and economics of just about every city he's encountered. Infernius was given the tools that made me unstoppable within the context of the rules. YOU were given the key to every spell in the book through both direct usage AND memes. And yet you cower in a cave. Most freudian, don't you think? I too have haxx."
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.26638
>>26636
>Uatchit vanishes
"I'm not finished."
Anonymous
3xDgX
?
No.26639
26640
>>26627
*waits, eagerly*
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26640
26642 26644
Spoilered
>>26639
*teleports behind you*
"........."
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.26641
>>26637
I meant I'm running, not Torc
>>26636
"First you might want your stuff back"
Torc hands infernius his equipment back
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.26642
26643 26653
>>26640
Omae wa mou shindeiru
>>26637
Also
>halite mining intensifies
Ill be back in an hour
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26643
>>26642
Nani!?
Anonymous
3xDgX
?
No.26644
26647
>>26640
"No 'hello flashy'? Aww, I'm hurt. Fair I guess, since I hurt you. I would say I would make it up to you, but I don't think I can, nor could anyone. I'm sorry, I'm really sorry. I can say that I need you. I need you in my life, and I cannot live without you. It happens to be that today, I mean that very literally. I need you Tracy"
*presses X*
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.26645
26646 26649 26657
>>26636
"Cry. Cry a river. I never chose for the details of the encounter with Trump to be made public. I'd have had that they remain a mystery. Since its in the open don't forget that you accepted it in advance. I know you didn't know what would happen, and neither did I. What DID happen was that Trump got some insight into how to "take it" from someone without their direct consent (but also without them denying it). It was lewd as fuck, and I'm still a little embarrassed about it myself. Nevermind that when I was gone for what - one day? two - you were off to the brothel, but I opt to minister to a player/character with what I can and suddenly the world is ending?"

Anonymous
3xDgX
?
No.26646
26653
image.png
>>26645
"I really didn't think it would go this way."
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26647
26648
>>26644
*slowly trots outside*
Anonymous
3xDgX
?
No.26648
>>26647
*hugs horsey, deeply, and emotionally, for an extended period of time*
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26649
26653 26657
>>26645
"i accepted because my new FAMILY was tearing itself apart, i accepted because i loved you all and if YOU remember You said it was the only way, that love is fadeing for some now. you really want to know why i wanted to go to the brothel? i was going to go there to kill myself because i couldnt stand to be without you."
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26650
26651 26653
[long, drawn-out sigh full of sulfurous miasma]
*takes off*
Anonymous
3xDgX
?
No.26651
26652
>>26650
With Trump properly saddled or not?
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26652
26654
>>26651
Yes.
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.26653
26657 26697
>>26650
>>26649
>>26646
>>26642
I don't think you understand. I'll show you.

Anonymous
3xDgX
?
No.26654
26655
>>26652
"Yippee aye ay! Yippee aye oh!"
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26655
26656
>>26654
*flies up*
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26656
26659
>>26655
*keeps flying up*
Like an elevator to Heaven.
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.26657
26658
>prepares halite mining tools
>>26645
>>26649
Torc: as the only witness to your wedding
>>26653
S-show us w-what?

Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.26658
26665
>>26657
Fucking premature ass posting
Torc:" ... JUST BE DAMN HONEST WITH EACH OTHER. Now fucking kiss and then we can kick Trump's ass for causing this conflict."

Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26659
>>26656
*Veers of a bit towards the mountains*
Anonymous
3xDgX
?
No.26660
26661 26662 26663
I have a screenshot of the thread from last night on my laptop with all of the deleted posts. It's very detailed, but it won't show spoilered text.

The thing is, it was made when I was logged in, so it will show the full hashes of all of the posters in this thread. A hash would take 238 years to decipher with a normal computer according to our devs, but it is still a by product of a mathematical formula on the users' IP addresses. Does anyone object to me posting the screenshots?
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26661
26662 26669
>>26660
Can't you just draw over them?
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.26662
>>26660
ehhhh, I guess
>>26661
actually just do this
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26663
>>26660
go ahead.
3xDgX
?
No.26665
26668 26670 26671
>>26658
It's only you who wants conflict
\r
Anonymous
Dr9PD
?
No.26667
Everything is going to be fine.
The Ride Never Ends.
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26668
26671
>>26665
wrong.
Anonymous
3xDgX
?
No.26669
26671
>>26661
It would take a very long time and I'd have to figure out how to use a different program
Anonymous
Dr9PD
?
No.26670
26671 26672
scenic-mountain-sunset.jpg
>>26665
That isn't even close to true.

*flies high over the mountains*
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.26671
26673
>>26665
I'm sure infer...
>>26668
>>26670
Told you
>>26669
Pst, you can use a hard to get and use program...

I think its called MS paint?
Anonymous
Dr9PD
?
No.26672
26676
>>26670
gib dialogue
*is now galloping*
Anonymous
3xDgX
?
No.26673
26674
>>26671
It'll fuck up the image size
Anonymous
Dr9PD
?
No.26674
>>26673
I make all of my memes with this:
https://pixlr.com/editor/
Anonymous
Dr9PD
?
No.26675
26680
mountain-sunset-Wallpaper-HD-Resolution-number-gGp.jpg
... And higher..
Anonymous
3xDgX
?
No.26676
26677
>>26672
I don't know what to say..
"What is it you want, Tracy?"
But not asked a rude way
Anonymous
Dr9PD
?
No.26677
26679 26682
mountain-awesome-himalayan-sunset-peak-snow-clouds-himalaya-wallpaper-for-iphone-6.jpg
>>26676
*galloping comes to a slow stop*
[sad nightmare noises]
*moves straight up again*
Neither do I...
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.26678
26681
Torc suddenly looks like he has forgotten something important
"Shit, I'll be in that room over there. Inferius Thez, get me when it's time."
Torc heads to the room, produces his quill, tears two pages out of his tome, and prepares two scrolls.
Anonymous
3xDgX
?
No.26679
>>26677
"This sure is a beautiful view. Not as beautiful as the mare I'm riding right now. Certainly not as edgy"