And the Game must?! go on!
Tonight we find the party split. Trump, Tracy, and Taylor find themselves in a grand banquet hall with a gradually increasing number of stiff-backed military personnel, along with a variety of less-but-still disciplined civilians. The whole place reeks of rigidity and efficiency. All boots are shiny, all suits and uniforms are crisp and clean.
Meanwhile, Torcuil - who didn't die - prepares to venture forth with Infernius and Thez who just last night got engaged, no homo to wreck shop on an entire city of commies. "Isn't wanton killing evil" you might ask, to which I say "Not when its commies".
So then, let us begin,... again.
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>>26576But what are you going to do when Inferius gets extremely angry from his difficulty in solving the logic puzzles?
>>26581*Tries, telepathically, to pet pony*
*steaming-smog intensifies*
>>26590Isn't that how you act Tracy is to Trump?
>>26592She's my steed, ally, tormentor AND waifu and dont you forget it!
[1d20 = 2]>>26597*struggles against restraints*
>>26588You said you saved a screen-capture. I would like it.
>>26601I didn't get the whole thing, now that I check...
>>26602Post it.
>>26598>>26600"No, not until you start to be
slighty normal again. We can't have you killing people, even if I want to kill them too"
>>26605"torc if you are truly my friend you will let me go."
>>26605"Let him go." glares at Trump "Its not as though death is anything permanent around here."
>>26606"I'm not letting u go because you are my friend. I want to kick Trump's ass too, but not yet."
>>26607Torc and Infennius are in his cave, cant hear you.
>>26607Kek, I've run away to my fortress
>>26612>Tracy can track>>26613"BECAUSE DAMN IT."
Torc slams his fist on a table.
"I'm not letting you going alone. We need to plan."
>>26616>through pidgeon, unless Thez left the tower to come to Trump"Hell no this ain't funny to me! The lanky guy is trying to kill me, the blue one - I have no idea - and your husband I don't know. Now go talk to them and fix the mess YOU made"
\r
>>26617"Plan other than rushing and punching him?"
>>26619"we go get the ants to help. along with me gestapo."
>>26618"You forget, I live in the GM's mind. I can be whenever, and wherever exists in the Game."
"I
will talk to them, each in turn, but I'm speaking to your first. Don't ever do that again. I don't care how anxious or unsure you are about what is going to happen, what sort of consequences you
think might occur. So you might have had to kill party members? It can be undone in the blink of an eye, through means that have been provided and made available. I reiterate, its not as though death is anything permanent around here."
>>26620Torc is suprised by the logic in this plan
"Okay, you win."
Torc cuts the braces with his dagger.
"No killing Trump yet, and especially killing yourself."
>>26618Trump hears a loud shout
"I NEVER TRYED TO FUCKING KILL YOU"
>>26624"me have moments of smart"
>>26626>'......!'*rumbling sounds in distance*
>>26623"YOU. I've had about all I can stand hearing about you and your pestilent flowcharts. Having an idea about how a character will respond to a circumstance is one thing, but determining in advance "If I were faced with" and then later saying "Well this is what older me said, they must have known better than newer me." is preposterous and unsupportable. Are you still planning on being an astronaut, or whatever it is you decided when you were a child? DIfferences in scope and severity, but the idea is the same. What's worse, you've used them to coerce players, rationalize whatever, and shirk responsibility or fault for no more reason than you're afraid to be creative in the moment. If that's really the case, maybe this isn't the Game for you. I could have easily researched 'unoriginal' Tracy Cage and made her an NPC if that's what I was looking for in characters."
>>26628>drama>thez is madI'm going to take this oppurtunity to RUN
>>26629"Its not me you should be apologizing to, its
you."
>>26632"should we go to the ants or the gestapo first?"
>>26635"hop on uatchit with me it fastest way."
>>26632"Mad? No, I'm heartbroken. Where will you go to be 'safe' I wonder? You think GM would give all of you unreasonable haxx and not me? Tracy was given writ large on all manner of mutations and abilites. Trump was given free reign on the development and economics of just about every city he's encountered. Infernius was given the tools that made me unstoppable within the context of the rules. YOU were given the key to
every spell in the book through both direct usage AND memes. And yet you cower in a cave. Most freudian, don't you think? I too have haxx."
>>26637I meant I'm running, not Torc
>>26636"First you might want your stuff back"
Torc hands infernius his equipment back
>>26640"No 'hello flashy'? Aww, I'm hurt. Fair I guess, since I hurt you. I would say I would make it up to you, but I don't think I can, nor could anyone. I'm sorry, I'm really sorry. I can say that I need you. I need you in my life, and I cannot live without you. It happens to be that today, I mean that very literally. I need you Tracy"
*presses X*
>>26636"Cry. Cry a river. I never chose for the details of the encounter with Trump to be made public. I'd have had that they remain a mystery. Since its in the open don't forget that
you accepted it in advance. I know you didn't know what would happen, and
neither did I. What DID happen was that Trump got some insight into how to "take it" from someone without their direct consent (but also without them denying it). It was lewd as fuck, and I'm still a little embarrassed about it myself. Nevermind that when I was gone for what - one day? two - you were off to the brothel, but I opt to minister to a player/character with what I can and suddenly the world is ending?"
>>26645"I really didn't think it would go this way."
>>26647*hugs horsey, deeply, and emotionally, for an extended period of time*
>>26645"i accepted because my new FAMILY was tearing itself apart, i accepted because i loved you all and if YOU remember You said it was the only way, that love is fadeing for some now. you really want to know why i wanted to go to the brothel? i was going to go there to kill myself because i couldnt stand to be without you."
[long, drawn-out sigh full of sulfurous miasma]
*takes off*
>>26650With Trump properly saddled or not?
>>26650>>26649>>26646>>26642I don't think you understand. I'll show you.
>>26652"Yippee aye ay! Yippee aye oh!"
>>26655*keeps flying up*
Like an elevator to Heaven.
>prepares halite mining tools>>26645>>26649Torc: as the only witness to your wedding
>>26653S-show us w-what?
>>26657Fucking premature ass posting
Torc:" ... JUST BE DAMN HONEST WITH EACH OTHER. Now fucking kiss and then we can kick Trump's ass for causing this conflict."
>>26656*Veers of a bit towards the mountains*
I have a screenshot of the thread from last night on my laptop with all of the deleted posts. It's very detailed, but it won't show spoilered text.
The thing is, it was made when I was logged in, so it will show the full hashes of all of the posters in this thread. A hash would take 238 years to decipher with a normal computer according to our devs, but it is still a by product of a mathematical formula on the users' IP addresses. Does anyone object to me posting the screenshots?
>>26660Can't you just draw over them?
>>26658It's only you who wants conflict
\r
Everything is going to be fine.
The Ride Never Ends.
>>26661It would take a very long time and I'd have to figure out how to use a different program
>>26665That isn't even close to true.
*flies high over the mountains*
>>26665I'm sure infer...
>>26668>>26670Told you
>>26669Pst, you can use a hard to get and use program...
I think its called MS paint?
>>26671It'll fuck up the image size
>>26673I make all of my memes with this:
https://pixlr.com/editor/ >>26672I don't know what to say.."What is it you want, Tracy?"
But not asked a rude way
>>26676*galloping comes to a slow stop*
[sad nightmare noises]
*moves straight up again*
Neither do I... Torc suddenly looks like he has forgotten something important
"Shit, I'll be in that room over there. Inferius Thez, get me when it's time."
Torc heads to the room, produces his quill, tears two pages out of his tome, and prepares two scrolls.
>>26677"This sure is a beautiful view. Not as beautiful as the mare I'm riding right now. Certainly not as edgy"