And the Game must?! go on!
Tonight we find the party split. Trump, Tracy, and Taylor find themselves in a grand banquet hall with a gradually increasing number of stiff-backed military personnel, along with a variety of less-but-still disciplined civilians. The whole place reeks of rigidity and efficiency. All boots are shiny, all suits and uniforms are crisp and clean.
Meanwhile, Torcuil - who didn't die - prepares to venture forth with Infernius and Thez who just last night got engaged, no homo to wreck shop on an entire city of commies. "Isn't wanton killing evil" you might ask, to which I say "Not when its commies".
So then, let us begin,... again.
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>>26778>Took her rider to the edge of space>Needs more mount skillsThey say exceptionally n the lore powerful nightmares could take their riders to the Abyss and back. I'll get to work on figuring it out.
Could use an Obsidian Horse figurine and use it as a magic amulet.
>>26782What? I just want an escape plan if talking doesn't work
>>26782Okay, I'll do this tomorrow. Even if I'll have work...
>>26784>Really should be in bedEscape from what? Infernius?
Just Track-down the drama queen and talk some sense into him.
... Take Tracy if you must...
>I'mma lose my shit if those eggs hatch while she's away >>26781Then A) don't claim Torc is attacking you when he asks for a stolen item back
B) don't blow the party up like this again
C) don't sugest killing another man's waifu.Everyone else seems to be gone, so see yall tomorrow
>>26790"Um... Inferius?"
*flying out of grapple range*
>>26793"I know I hurt you. It wasn't my choice. Maybe that is the problem"
>>26795>>26794all of a sudden infernuis busts out in a bprint toward the city
>>26796"What are you trying to prove!"
>>26799"Didn't you deliver an entire city with a mine while I was away?"
>>26799"I see what this is about... It's because you didn't get your fair share of the glory in the Kefka fight. Don't you worry. Together - but only together - we'll take the whole world. And your role will not be a small one. You're only just beginning"
>>26801"this is about you fucking my wife and making me a cuck."
*infernuis's voice is cold and emotionless*
>>26802"You know I only like hooved women"
>>26803"so you're denying it now then are you?"
>>26805"i know. you cant kike your way out of this,(((Trumpalidin)))"
>>26804"I see. No, it happened. It definitely happened"
>>26806"Now that's just not nice..."
>>26808"being nice is why me in this situation now."
*alignment change chaotic evil.*
>>26808"that's what I thought this was about... You believe you're under appreciated. That your niceness goes unrewarded. No, that's not the case at all. You won my heart with your niceness. You won Thez's heart. Shit, even Tracy likes you, and she hates everyone. You're trusted, by everyone."
*looks away*
"You know I'm not as liked..."
>>26809"Uh..."
>>26809>>26810"me last act as good goy is turning meself into the court city government so they can dispose of me."
>>26811"Awww... But we all love you. We'd miss you...
You're my brother"
>>26813"You know she did that to punish me. To humiliate me. To deprive me of power and control, which she knows I always feel I need, when she thought I was abusing mine..."
>>26816"i dont even know if child is mine."
>>26817"It's probably yours. But even if it weren't you know damn well you'd be a great father, and a great husband, to a great mother..."
*said with genuine sadness*
"You'll be the best father he could have..."
>>26818"heh, raiseing another mans child? its like you're intentionally trying to cuck me."
>>26819"No... Just you'd make a good father and husband is all. Better than I will"
>>26820"it want matter anyway thez said she didnt want it."
>>26822"yea."
*infernuis sounds genuinely sad*
>>26823"That's... uh, uh, why doesn't she want it?"
>>26823>>26824"Is she afraid it will be infected with the demonic plague?
... I still fear for my own child from that"
>>26824"i dont know. and i wont be alive along enough to find out."
>>26826*comes in closer. closer. much closer. Hugs.*
>>26827"why are you doing that?"
>>26828"Because I know you need it. I love you"
>>26829"i dont need anything anymore."
>>26780This desu
>>26796Good luck, it will take days by foot, and you'll need to rest periodically. No, you can't claim supra-endurance and keep going either.
>>26816That wasn't it, but after review she did bind his hands and lock the door, it was definitely forced.
>>26821>>26823She never said that,
I said that. Metafuckers,....
>>26833Alright, fair point on intuition.
Did you ever stop or think to ask
why?
>>26834hes to hurt to ask about anything insightful like that.
Better question: what exactly does Infernius know about Thez, outside what I've mentioned (which was also all meta)?
>>26836her name, what happend between her and her family, what the golden bitch put her through, shes been in the game along time.
>>26837>family>bitchFootnotes at best. I haven't even begun to tell her full backstory.
I'll also point out that there's a reason the last word of the declaration of espousal is 'woe'.
>>26838and i think she mentioned being royalty, but that was like 7-8 threads ago so my memory is hazy.
>>26840My point is that he still doesn't know the first thing about her, and yet upon seeing the slightest glimpse he's already ready to an hero. Is that how relationships work in his mind?
>>26841>yet upon seeing the slightest glimpse he's already ready to an hero.he feels like he was made a cuck. that combined with the fact that his wife dosent want his child and the fact trump probbaly came inside her so he cant be sure if it even his is driving him insane with grief, anger, hopelessness, etc.
>>26842in fact the dude is pretty close to a mind crack.
>>26843Soooo,... he's not there yet then?
One last question (yes, I know, this is all meta): what does he want?
>>26844his core desire is to have a family since he never had that in his previous life. but post break(CE) infernuis's desire would probably be destroying the multi-verse.
>>26844hes very close to breaking irreparably.
>>26846So? Thez is broken irreparably, its no biggie.
>>26845Well, I won't deny that she's against the idea of having a child, but you assume that she has any say in the matter. I never mentioned where she was keeping the stone hidden. Spoiler, its not her regen stone anymore.
SHHHHHH >>26847i gotta sleep dude, ill probably be on around 3pm central.
>>26848No worries, I'm off to meat-space. Just know (and I don't say this aggressively) this isn't over, for him or for her.
>>26846If I could find a way to fix this situation in character, so can you.
>>26851Okay, so you don't like me. I get it. Everyone gets it. We all know this. Now stop talking to me. Our characters never interact in story anyways.
Leave me alone. There's no need for you to constantly keep trying to fight me now that your point is across
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>>26853I remember recoloring that pic for the first time, from an Octavia pic. I'm glad someone competent decided to do it right.
Does anyone know how Will saves work on non-magical objects? I'm thinking in the context of Evocation spells that target them, like Shatter:
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Shatter>>26855>Would just try to blow up random objects, but can only use it once per day and must protect eggzTracy gets to work on a Shatter scroll (will want to craft a Shatterspike later, will need four castings)
>>26856It's not like she has a wedding to plan or anything
>>26857>implying the stables isn't littered with wedding catalog magazinesShe's been planning/dreaming since day one, but official decisions take two.
>>26858I have some ideas...
I believe it is Saturday in game, which means the next day, Sunday, will have a Football game...
[1d100 = 32]
Rolling to hatch eggs.
>>26861You're free to do what you want, and you do. I don't care. Stay in a cave or kidnap our Norwegian player's character or whatever. Just stop intervening in Trumpaladin-Tracy affairs when you don't actually know most of what is going on
>>26861So, I'm confused, where are all the characters now?
As far as I understand:
>Tracy is in the stables, heating her eggs and grinding her handicrafts skills>Infernius is still angry and sad about getting cucked and is fuming as he walks in the general direction of the capital>Trump went after him to try to talk to him>Thez is lurking somewhere behind those two>Torc, idk atm (he teleports a lot)>Queen Taylor is being adored by hordes of entertainment-starved Spartans>Norfilly is helping herself to candy>Sad Alex is a statue in the tower>Lenos is still in the forge like he usually is, and hopefully won't come out until we find that stolen metal*places bundle of weed in the forge*
>>26865Trumpaladin figured Inferius couldn't be talked down, so he told him to send a pigeon reporting his findings back to the tower, and then returned
*confiscates illicit substance, and considers arresting pony*
"Naughty naughty"
>>26866"I don't use it, I thought it'd keep him happy."
*is sitting on eggs again*
>>26865Torc has retired to his cave, wondering if being the fifth wheel is pushing it
>>26869For the moment yes. He'll need to go into town to apply for a marriage license, and then probably find a way to set up magic goods export to Sparintenar, then he'll want to investigate durpistan before perhaps going to the court city himself. He'll also want to talk to Slovenia. If you want him to cast spells, want a potion or whatever, ask now
>>26867"Possession with intent to distribute is worse, little pony"
Link
>"If it keeps him from burning the tower down give him the whole crop of Mexico" >>26871>apply for a marriage licenseDoes Port Barry have an office for those?
>SpellsOkay then:
>Eagle's Splendor on the Cloak>Bulls Strength on the Belt>Cure Light Wounds on the Dagger >>26871"Also, if you could pick up a Rage Potion or two, that would be appreciated"
>>26872Well, usually you can apply with a clerk at the county courthouse. If Port Barry doesn't have a Courthouse, he's going to force one to be constructed.
I don't know about Tracy, but for Trumpaladin only an actual legal contract makes a marriage.
>Casts Bull's Strength on Belt>Casts Eagle's Splendor on the Cloak"Any idea if this charm potion can dye anything? I still have your acid resistance potion as well."
>casts Cure Light Wounds on the dagger"I'm not sure why you'd want a dagger to cure wounds, but sure"
>>26873"Sure, I'll look for that"
>>26874https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Merciful"I'm not good at very much other than stabbing, but sometimes it's inconvenient when targets bite the dust."
>>26876"That's... Actually pretty prudent. Good thinking Tracy"
>>26874>this charm potion can dye"Did you consider just using paint? What do you need recolored?"
>>26877>It's finished, because a dagger doesn't take that long to make*sinister grin*
"It also means I won't have to hold back."
*slips dagger into bag*
>>26878"I just have it is all. I figured that if it were useful on magical crafting, you'd know how to use it, so I thought I'd offer it to you. Otherwise I'll just use it eventually on some unsuspecting government official, prisoner, or carpenter whom I'm afraid could resist and discover if l cast it on them myself"
>>26879"Sort of like how I don't have to hold back after your pregnancy"
Grins, and ruffles the fur of the pony on her head
can you enchant existing items with these spells?