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Banquet Nuts
Anonymous
6Xr1d
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No.25605
25607 25893 25976
And the Game must?! go on!
Tonight we find the party split. Trump, Tracy, and Taylor find themselves in a grand banquet hall with a gradually increasing number of stiff-backed military personnel, along with a variety of less-but-still disciplined civilians. The whole place reeks of rigidity and efficiency. All boots are shiny, all suits and uniforms are crisp and clean.
Meanwhile, Torcuil - who didn't die - prepares to venture forth with Infernius and Thez who just last night got engaged, no homo to wreck shop on an entire city of commies. "Isn't wanton killing evil" you might ask, to which I say "Not when its commies".

So then, let us begin,... again.
1030 replies and 94 files omitted.
Trumpaladin
!Rr3sC4nvZI
zE2yh
?
No.26781
26789
>>26779
Fae can track, fly, and attack, but she's inferior in speed and can't go Ethereal. Not as good for escape. It's a risk

>>26780
Did I ask you opinion? No? Stay out of my business and stop poking your head in constantly
Anonymous
Dr9PD
?
No.26782
26783 26784 26785
>>26778
>Took her rider to the edge of space
>Needs more mount skills
They say exceptionally n the lore powerful nightmares could take their riders to the Abyss and back. I'll get to work on figuring it out.
Could use an Obsidian Horse figurine and use it as a magic amulet.
Anonymous
Dr9PD
?
No.26783
>>26782
>My grammar
Too tired to correct...
Trumpaladin
!Rr3sC4nvZI
zE2yh
?
No.26784
26786
>>26782
What? I just want an escape plan if talking doesn't work
Anonymous
3xDgX
?
No.26785
>>26782
Okay, I'll do this tomorrow. Even if I'll have work...
Anonymous
Dr9PD
?
No.26786
26787
>>26784
>Really should be in bed
Escape from what? Infernius?
Just Track-down the drama queen and talk some sense into him.

... Take Tracy if you must...
>I'mma lose my shit if those eggs hatch while she's away
3xDgX
?
No.26787
26788
>>26786 was deleted
Reeee!
\r
Anonymous
Dr9PD
?
No.26788
>>26787
It was the post where I caved in to pressure...
Goodnight.
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.26789
26790 26791
>>26781
Then A) don't claim Torc is attacking you when he asks for a stolen item back
B) don't blow the party up like this again
C) don't sugest killing another man's waifu.

Everyone else seems to be gone, so see yall tomorrow
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26790
26792
>>26789
im still around.
Anonymous
3xDgX
?
No.26791
26851
>>26789
If I had said "fuck off this potion is being given to Tracy for her dying," what would you have done? And I did not suggest killing Tay. And I didn't blow up the damn party
Trumpaladin
!Rr3sC4nvZI
zE2yh
?
No.26792
26793
>>26790
"Um... Inferius?"
*flying out of grapple range*
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26793
26794
>>26792
no response from him.
Trumpaladin
!Rr3sC4nvZI
zE2yh
?
No.26794
26795 26796
>>26793
"I know I hurt you. It wasn't my choice. Maybe that is the problem"
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26795
26796
>>26794
still nothing.
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26796
26797 26798 26832
>>26795
>>26794
all of a sudden infernuis busts out in a bprint toward the city
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26797
>>26796
*sprint
Trumpaladin
!Rr3sC4nvZI
zE2yh
?
No.26798
26799
>>26796
"What are you trying to prove!"
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26799
26800 26801
>>26798
"me worthless."
Trumpaladin
!Rr3sC4nvZI
zE2yh
?
No.26800
>>26799
"Didn't you deliver an entire city with a mine while I was away?"
Trumpaladin
!Rr3sC4nvZI
zE2yh
?
No.26801
26802
>>26799
"I see what this is about... It's because you didn't get your fair share of the glory in the Kefka fight. Don't you worry. Together - but only together - we'll take the whole world. And your role will not be a small one. You're only just beginning"
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26802
26803
>>26801
"this is about you fucking my wife and making me a cuck."
*infernuis's voice is cold and emotionless*
Trumpaladin
!Rr3sC4nvZI
zE2yh
?
No.26803
26804
>>26802
"You know I only like hooved women"
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26804
26805 26807
>>26803
"so you're denying it now then are you?"
Trumpaladin
!Rr3sC4nvZI
zE2yh
?
No.26805
26806
>>26804
"I'm not denying what?"
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26806
26807
>>26805
"i know. you cant kike your way out of this,(((Trumpalidin)))"
Trumpaladin
!Rr3sC4nvZI
zE2yh
?
No.26807
26808
>>26804
"I see. No, it happened. It definitely happened"

>>26806
"Now that's just not nice..."
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26808
26809 26810
>>26807
"im through being nice."
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26809
26810 26811
>>26808
"being nice is why me in this situation now."
*alignment change chaotic evil.*
Trumpaladin
!Rr3sC4nvZI
zE2yh
?
No.26810
26811
>>26808
"that's what I thought this was about... You believe you're under appreciated. That your niceness goes unrewarded. No, that's not the case at all. You won my heart with your niceness. You won Thez's heart. Shit, even Tracy likes you, and she hates everyone. You're trusted, by everyone."

*looks away*

"You know I'm not as liked..."

>>26809
"Uh..."
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26811
26812
>>26809
>>26810
"me last act as good goy is turning meself into the court city government so they can dispose of me."
Trumpaladin
!Rr3sC4nvZI
zE2yh
?
No.26812
26813
>>26811
"Awww... But we all love you. We'd miss you...

You're my brother"
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26813
26814 26816
>>26812
"who cares."
Trumpaladin
!Rr3sC4nvZI
zE2yh
?
No.26814
26815
741.png
>>26813
"I care..."
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26815
>>26814
"oh..'
*continues walking.*
"you wasting breath."
Trumpaladin
!Rr3sC4nvZI
zE2yh
?
No.26816
26817 26832
>>26813
"You know she did that to punish me. To humiliate me. To deprive me of power and control, which she knows I always feel I need, when she thought I was abusing mine..."
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26817
26818
>>26816
"i dont even know if child is mine."
Trumpaladin
!Rr3sC4nvZI
zE2yh
?
No.26818
26819
>>26817
"It's probably yours. But even if it weren't you know damn well you'd be a great father, and a great husband, to a great mother..."

*said with genuine sadness*
"You'll be the best father he could have..."
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26819
26820
>>26818
"heh, raiseing another mans child? its like you're intentionally trying to cuck me."
Trumpaladin
!Rr3sC4nvZI
zE2yh
?
No.26820
26821
>>26819
"No... Just you'd make a good father and husband is all. Better than I will"
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26821
26822 26832
>>26820
"it want matter anyway thez said she didnt want it."
Trumpaladin
!Rr3sC4nvZI
zE2yh
?
No.26822
26823
>>26821
*shock*
"... What"
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26823
26824 26825 26832
>>26822
"yea."
*infernuis sounds genuinely sad*
Trumpaladin
!Rr3sC4nvZI
zE2yh
?
No.26824
26825 26826
>>26823
"That's... uh, uh, why doesn't she want it?"
Trumpaladin
!Rr3sC4nvZI
zE2yh
?
No.26825
>>26823
>>26824
"Is she afraid it will be infected with the demonic plague?

... I still fear for my own child from that"
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26826
26827
>>26824
"i dont know. and i wont be alive along enough to find out."
Trumpaladin
!Rr3sC4nvZI
zE2yh
?
No.26827
26828
>>26826
*comes in closer. closer. much closer. Hugs.*

Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26828
26829
>>26827
"why are you doing that?"
Trumpaladin
!Rr3sC4nvZI
zE2yh
?
No.26829
26830
>>26828
"Because I know you need it. I love you"
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26830
26831
>>26829
"i dont need anything anymore."
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26831
>>26830
*continues walking.*
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.26832
26833 26850
>>26780
This desu
>>26796
Good luck, it will take days by foot, and you'll need to rest periodically. No, you can't claim supra-endurance and keep going either.
>>26816
That wasn't it, but after review she did bind his hands and lock the door, it was definitely forced.
>>26821
>>26823
She never said that, I said that. Metafuckers,....

Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26833
26834
>>26832
>She's not leaving, she's standing there silently, her mouth agape and a stunned expression.
>"That's absurd, I'd have to be… non… infernal… for,…." her voice trails off, as she suddenly realizes,… things.
>Thez glares daggers at Infernius "I had better not be,…."

>implying infernuis couldn't deduce she doesn't want it
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.26834
26835
>>26833
Alright, fair point on intuition.
Did you ever stop or think to ask why?
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26835
>>26834
hes to hurt to ask about anything insightful like that.
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.26836
26837
Better question: what exactly does Infernius know about Thez, outside what I've mentioned (which was also all meta)?
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26837
26838
>>26836
her name, what happend between her and her family, what the golden bitch put her through, shes been in the game along time.
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.26838
26839 26840
>>26837
>family
>bitch
Footnotes at best. I haven't even begun to tell her full backstory.
I'll also point out that there's a reason the last word of the declaration of espousal is 'woe'.
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26839
>>26838
okay previous family.
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26840
26841
>>26838
and i think she mentioned being royalty, but that was like 7-8 threads ago so my memory is hazy.
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.26841
26842
>>26840
My point is that he still doesn't know the first thing about her, and yet upon seeing the slightest glimpse he's already ready to an hero. Is that how relationships work in his mind?
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26842
26843
>>26841
>yet upon seeing the slightest glimpse he's already ready to an hero.
he feels like he was made a cuck. that combined with the fact that his wife dosent want his child and the fact trump probbaly came inside her so he cant be sure if it even his is driving him insane with grief, anger, hopelessness, etc.
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26843
26844
>>26842
in fact the dude is pretty close to a mind crack.
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.26844
26845 26846
>>26843
Soooo,... he's not there yet then?
One last question (yes, I know, this is all meta): what does he want?
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26845
26847
>>26844
his core desire is to have a family since he never had that in his previous life. but post break(CE) infernuis's desire would probably be destroying the multi-verse.
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26846
26847 26852
>>26844
hes very close to breaking irreparably.
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.26847
26848
>>26846
So? Thez is broken irreparably, its no biggie.
>>26845
Well, I won't deny that she's against the idea of having a child, but you assume that she has any say in the matter. I never mentioned where she was keeping the stone hidden. Spoiler, its not her regen stone anymore. SHHHHHH
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26848
26849
>>26847
i gotta sleep dude, ill probably be on around 3pm central.
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.26849
>>26848
No worries, I'm off to meat-space. Just know (and I don't say this aggressively) this isn't over, for him or for her.
Trumpaladin
!Rr3sC4nvZI
zE2yh
?
No.26850
26851
>>26832
Well fuck you too
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.26851
26853
>>26791
Thats a completely different situation.
You know damn well I didn't mean Tay.
Uh, yes you did when you revealed Trump fugged Thez

>>26850
Morning
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26852
disappoint.jpg
>>26846
If I could find a way to fix this situation in character, so can you.
3xDgX
?
No.26853
26854 26861
image.png
>>26851
Okay, so you don't like me. I get it. Everyone gets it. We all know this. Now stop talking to me. Our characters never interact in story anyways.

Leave me alone. There's no need for you to constantly keep trying to fight me now that your point is across
\r
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26854
>>26853
I remember recoloring that pic for the first time, from an Octavia pic. I'm glad someone competent decided to do it right.
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26855
26856 26912
Does anyone know how Will saves work on non-magical objects? I'm thinking in the context of Evocation spells that target them, like Shatter:
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Shatter
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26856
26857 26912
>>26855
>Would just try to blow up random objects, but can only use it once per day and must protect eggz
Tracy gets to work on a Shatter scroll (will want to craft a Shatterspike later, will need four castings)
Trumpaladin
!Rr3sC4nvZI
zE2yh
?
No.26857
26858
>>26856
It's not like she has a wedding to plan or anything
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26858
26859
>>26857
>implying the stables isn't littered with wedding catalog magazines
She's been planning/dreaming since day one, but official decisions take two.
Trumpaladin
!Rr3sC4nvZI
zE2yh
?
No.26859
>>26858
I have some ideas...

I believe it is Saturday in game, which means the next day, Sunday, will have a Football game...
Dr9PD
?
No.26860
[1d100 = 32]
Rolling to hatch eggs.
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.26861
26862 26865
>>26853
I will not stop talking to you, I don't hate you. I just don't like how you act like the leader of the party.
>talking continues
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
qd7aj
?
No.26862
>>26861
You're free to do what you want, and you do. I don't care. Stay in a cave or kidnap our Norwegian player's character or whatever. Just stop intervening in Trumpaladin-Tracy affairs when you don't actually know most of what is going on
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26865
26866 26870
>>26861
So, I'm confused, where are all the characters now?
As far as I understand:
>Tracy is in the stables, heating her eggs and grinding her handicrafts skills
>Infernius is still angry and sad about getting cucked and is fuming as he walks in the general direction of the capital
>Trump went after him to try to talk to him
>Thez is lurking somewhere behind those two
>Torc, idk atm (he teleports a lot)
>Queen Taylor is being adored by hordes of entertainment-starved Spartans
>Norfilly is helping herself to candy
>Sad Alex is a statue in the tower
>Lenos is still in the forge like he usually is, and hopefully won't come out until we find that stolen metal
*places bundle of weed in the forge*
Anonymous
3xDgX
?
No.26866
26867 26869
>>26865
Trumpaladin figured Inferius couldn't be talked down, so he told him to send a pigeon reporting his findings back to the tower, and then returned

*confiscates illicit substance, and considers arresting pony*
"Naughty naughty"
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26867
26871
>>26866
"I don't use it, I thought it'd keep him happy."
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26868
*is sitting on eggs again*
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26869
26871
>>26866
So, he's in the tower?
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.26870
>>26865
Torc has retired to his cave, wondering if being the fifth wheel is pushing it
Anonymous
3xDgX
?
No.26871
26872 26873 26912
>>26869
For the moment yes. He'll need to go into town to apply for a marriage license, and then probably find a way to set up magic goods export to Sparintenar, then he'll want to investigate durpistan before perhaps going to the court city himself. He'll also want to talk to Slovenia. If you want him to cast spells, want a potion or whatever, ask now
>>26867
"Possession with intent to distribute is worse, little pony"
Link
>"If it keeps him from burning the tower down give him the whole crop of Mexico"
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26872
26874
>>26871
>apply for a marriage license
Does Port Barry have an office for those?
>Spells
Okay then:
>Eagle's Splendor on the Cloak
>Bulls Strength on the Belt
>Cure Light Wounds on the Dagger
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26873
26875
>>26871
"Also, if you could pick up a Rage Potion or two, that would be appreciated"
Anonymous
3xDgX
?
No.26874
26876 26878
>>26872
Well, usually you can apply with a clerk at the county courthouse. If Port Barry doesn't have a Courthouse, he's going to force one to be constructed.

I don't know about Tracy, but for Trumpaladin only an actual legal contract makes a marriage.

>Casts Bull's Strength on Belt
>Casts Eagle's Splendor on the Cloak
"Any idea if this charm potion can dye anything? I still have your acid resistance potion as well."
>casts Cure Light Wounds on the dagger
"I'm not sure why you'd want a dagger to cure wounds, but sure"
Anonymous
3xDgX
?
No.26875
>>26873
"Sure, I'll look for that"
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26876
26877
>>26874
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Merciful
"I'm not good at very much other than stabbing, but sometimes it's inconvenient when targets bite the dust."
Anonymous
3xDgX
?
No.26877
26879
>>26876
"That's... Actually pretty prudent. Good thinking Tracy"
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26878
26880
>>26874
>this charm potion can dye
"Did you consider just using paint? What do you need recolored?"
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26879
26881
>>26877
>It's finished, because a dagger doesn't take that long to make
*sinister grin*
"It also means I won't have to hold back."
*slips dagger into bag*
Anonymous
3xDgX
?
No.26880
>>26878
"I just have it is all. I figured that if it were useful on magical crafting, you'd know how to use it, so I thought I'd offer it to you. Otherwise I'll just use it eventually on some unsuspecting government official, prisoner, or carpenter whom I'm afraid could resist and discover if l cast it on them myself"
Anonymous
3xDgX
?
No.26881
26882 26883
>>26879
"Sort of like how I don't have to hold back after your pregnancy"
Grins, and ruffles the fur of the pony on her head

can you enchant existing items with these spells?
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26882
26883
>>26881
If it's non-magical, sure. It takes a while though, depending on the cost. GM recently determined that magical ones could be too, but it'll take a long-ass time.