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Banquet Nuts
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25605
25607 25893 25976
And the Game must?! go on!
Tonight we find the party split. Trump, Tracy, and Taylor find themselves in a grand banquet hall with a gradually increasing number of stiff-backed military personnel, along with a variety of less-but-still disciplined civilians. The whole place reeks of rigidity and efficiency. All boots are shiny, all suits and uniforms are crisp and clean.
Meanwhile, Torcuil - who didn't die - prepares to venture forth with Infernius and Thez who just last night got engaged, no homo to wreck shop on an entire city of commies. "Isn't wanton killing evil" you might ask, to which I say "Not when its commies".

So then, let us begin,... again.
1030 replies and 93 files omitted.
Tay
PUWYA
?
No.25813
25817
>>25809
Omigosh yes yes.
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.25814
25823
>>25812
Oh, uh...

I had considered that
Torc walks bakk to the stables
"Hey Troll, wanna come kill some communist jews?"
Anonymous
Nx2lf
?
No.25815
25823
>>25805
"Thank you, and but of course. What we've done with the place is readily apparent just from walking down the rebuilt streets. Believe me, we're heading for a future brighter than any of us could imagine.

There is something i would like to know further tonight? What sort of wares does you city produce exactly? I could see that you had a special weapon, and so did your guards

Also, how are the neighboring cities, in terms of relations?"

I have a lot more I want to say on the philosophy of capitalism as well, but I think I need to drive. I do want the answers to these questions, and possibly to continue this conversation
Anonymous
Nx2lf
?
No.25816
>>25812
Not his waifu
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25817
25818 25819 25820
>>25810
Don't worry, this town is almost two big for 3 people. Speaking of which
>>25812
Tr> "The eggs are fine, and the bull, the bitch, and the lanky scotsman just left to massacre some 'commie' city. If you hurry you can catch them."
>>25813
"Splendid, splendid! I and my associates will draw up a plan, are you reach-able frequently at Port Barry, or is there a better place to reach you at?"
Tay
PUWYA
?
No.25818
25823
>>25817
Theres a big tower in port barry you can not miss it.
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25819
25828
>>25817
>Estrogen reaching near-lethal blood toxicity levels
>tfw want to go kill shit
>but motherhood comes first
>This is why we need feminism *shoots self*
Tracy gestures troll to move her fat ass, and takes her place on the the egg-bed.
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.25820
25821 25823
>>25817
>lanky
Invitation redacted
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25821
25822
>>25820
No. Take her with you.
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.25822
25824
>>25821
But she called Torc lanky!
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25823
25825 25827 25829
>>25814
Wait, you're not coming?
>>25815
"This, is not something I speak of. It is mine, and it is special. It is a tool which I have used to help transform Sparintenar into the grand city you have seen, and which I let loose on its opponents with abandon. It utilizes advanced technologies unseen by this world. As for Sparintenar and its wares, we are sadly lacking in any particular magical ability, but our crafts are of the finest precision. While we have no spellcasters to speak, everything we produce - from the greatest swords and armor, to the tiniest spoons - are all of masterwork quality and readily abundant. If you have need of such wares, or,... perhaps have the ability to craft magic tools and items from them, then I can assure you a ready supply of both materials and patrons."
>>25818
He scribbles a few notes on a piece of paper before stuffing it in his pocket. "This has been,... more,... I had thought you would decline. Thank you Miss Swift, you shall hear from me soon!" he says, losing a slight bit of discipline. "Please, is there any question or request you might have of me? Don't hesitate!"
>>25820
Oh come on, he has only just eaten in like 3-4 days. Besides, Torcuil is supposed to be half-way to the commies by now, and its only cuz Infernius wanted to hold hands that Torcuil felt like a 3rd wheel in the first place!
>GM sighs
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25824
25825
Spoilered
>>25822
He IS lanky. We all know he's lanky. 99% of wizards are lanky.
pic unrelated
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.25825
>>25823
>>25824
>grumbling
Fine, fuck the horse
Lets go
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25826
25828
Infernius is in the lead, Thez is gliding along until she sees where he's going (then will break into a dive) while,... Torcuil and Tracy (?) catch up.
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.25827
25836 25841
>>25823
"me just wanted to show some love before the massacre."
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25828
25835 25839
238287__artist needed_safe_artist-colon-wootmaster_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_4chan_clothes_featureless crotch_-fwslash-mlp-fwslash-_nicolas cage_s.png
>>25826
See >>25819
It's a personal challenge for her: She knows she'll never become a proper parent if she can't hold of genociding some strangers to sit on a couple eggs...
Tay
PUWYA
?
No.25829
25831
>>25823
I do have one question. why do you and the rest of the guards write what we say?
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25830
*pours mold for ring*
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25831
25832 25833
>>25829
"Its something of a tradition, though not explicitly so. Over time, in many social interactions, misunderstands have developed over slight alterations or mis-representations of what people have said to one another. To attempt to address this, the custom has been to immediately write down not only the sentiment but the word that was conveyed. In this manner, the individual can convey both the impression and the direct phrase."
PUWYA
?
No.25832
25841
[1d20 = 14]
>>25831
Thats actually really efficient.
Rolling to derect lies just incase.
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25833
>>25831
I'm feel depressed by how much I'd fit -in there...
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.25834
25836 25838 25841
Torc readies his guns for the incoming genocide
Are we going full US Air Force? "They are not cizilians, just 'acceptiable causilties'"?
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25835
25841
>>25828
Does Tracy feel any new movements in the eggs? She's deeply concerned about whether or not they're developing properly.
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25836
25837
>>25834
>>25827
Bring be all of their hands.
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.25837
25840
>>25836
Why?
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.25838
25841 25842
>>25834
"the worst thing about commies is they can blend in easy so it'll be hard to tell who is who."
Anonymous
dFUBu
?
No.25839
>>25828
I'm genuinely impressed, at least if this is honestly in your flowcharts
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25840
>>25837
... I want them for stuff.. Their skulls would be usefull too.
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25841
25842 25843 25847 25951
>>25827
Over the wind and such.
"Its sweet, and I appreciate it. I guess I get sorta short sighted at the thought of killing demons or those who practice their ways. When you grabbed my hand, it took me out of the resolve I had put myself in, which is,... well its not a good place, but its definitely the place I should be when preparing to be showered with blood."
>>25832
He's all sincerity. In fact, you don't think you've seen the slightest bit of insincerity the whole time you've been here.
>>25835
They're fine ^_^`
>>25834
Thez seemed to think they were a pest or a plague of sorts. Infernius compared them to jews.
>>25838
"Alright then, no mercy, no hesitiation. Wait,... is THAT the place?" Thez asks, indicating the domed city in question.
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.25842
25844
>>25838
>>25841
"Acceptable causalities it is then."
"Thats the city Thez, not sure why its a dome though"
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.25843
25845
>>25841
"Durpistan is the name of it. im not sure if thats it specificly. i know its in the area."
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25844
25845 25846
>>25842
"Its 'cuz they're afraid." She collapses the glider and speeds toward the ground in a dive, <whoof> teleporting at the last moment to eliminate momentum and speed.
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.25845
>>25844
>>25843
*dives with uatchit*
"hold on torc"
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.25846
25848
>>25844
"So, you two ready?"
Just realized, who is gonna marry Infernius and Thez. Infernius was the closest thing we had to a priest
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25847
25848
>>25841
The room fills with steam once more, as Tracy sits on the eggs, cooing to herself like a bird.
May as well ask Lenos to order the materials for a Greatsword.
How many scrolls does it take to enchant the Ring of Animal friendship?
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25848
25849 25850 25851
>>25847
11
>>25846
>who
Silly mage,....
"Lets do this. There's the main gate, and a side entrance. The gate will be fortified, but I can make short work of that. Any preferences?" note, she didn't say ideas.
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.25849
25852
>>25848
"as brutally as possible."
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.25850
25853
>>25848
"I'll take the sides"
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25851
>>25848
>11
That's a lot of scrolls... I just wanted it because it'd look good on the /mlp/ collar..
Forget about that then..
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25852
25855
>>25849
Smiles, "The gate then." then to Torcuil. "We'll wait until you're in position. When we first strike we'll encounter some resistance, but they'll quickly flood to your position." she pauses. "I know you're a good person, and what you are about to see may seem horrible, unprovoked, and contrary to your nature. Please understand that what we are doing is ridding this world of the worst. These people, while people, are lost. They prey and feed on one another with abandon. I've seen it,... this is not my first time here. Their survival is a burden to all people who depend on the resources they produce, but rather than distributing the gains by merit, they distribute them by fiat. It is a cesspool of artifice and self-service, where the laziest and the most apathetic stands 'equal' with the most hard-working and effective. Its just like the Abyss."
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.25853
25857
>>25850
"if you see anyone trying to flee gas them."
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25854
25858
*whistles MLP themesong while flipping through picture book about parenting*
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.25855
25857
>>25852
"Oh no, I'm fine with this. Theyre just like the people who took my home. Besides..."
Torc checks both guns, his snek staff, and dagger
"Haven't got my hands dirty in a while. You guys go ahead. I'll go in through the left."
Torc then runs towrds the left side, summoning Mr. Snek on the way.
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25856
25860
Thez walks up to the gate and puts her back to it and leans. She adopts a slightly suggestive and inviting pose ans says to Infernius, "You ready?"
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.25857
25859
>>25853
>>25855

Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25858
>>25854
*enchants cloak*
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.25859
25861
>>25857
"Okay boss"
Torc reaches the left gate
Tc>Mr. Snek, strangle anyone you want. Go wild, but stay safe.
Torc then fireballs the gate, and walks in guns (quite literally) blazing
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.25860
>>25856
"me was born for this,let me pray first."
"lord hitler i pray you protect my friends and i from these heathans, i pray from a swift victory in this kampf. thank you mein fhurer. SIEG HEIL!"
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25861
25864 25865
>>25859
"Whoops!" she says at the sound, and fades through the door. Screams of outrage can he heard, as well as the sound of someone being beaten with the door, except in reverse. After a moment, the gate opens. Theres' three bodies, and Thez already has blood on her. "LETS's,... ahem,... Let's get messy." ^_^
And she jumps to grab a nearby guard who was advacing on her position. The fools (all of them for that matter) are armed with simple clubs and batons, clearly not armed to actually defend themselves, but clearly thinking that clubs and batons would be sufficient. Thez bursts into a frenzy, blades flashing in a myriad of directions, lines of blood shooting out with each successive strike.

At this time, feel free to describe whatever degree of carnage you like. We can quick-jump cut-to when finished, but yeah, this is supposed to be an expression of creative wrath.
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25862
25863
Just for the record, scrolls for spells up to level 3 can be bought, correct?
When using a scroll, does it's casting time take as long as normally casting the spell does? I was confused when Thez suggested that Darkie could've had a ressurection scroll rigged on his body (casting time is 10 mins).
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25863
25866
Four guards attempt to flank as she divests another fellow of his bowels, which <whooof> she appears behind the trailing one and...
>>25862
Yes to the first, and,... hold on a sec.
... grabs (grapples) his arm, dislocating it at the shoulder. She releases him, swipes the feet out from under the second, and cleaves the throat of the other two. She then grabs the dislocated arm of the first, and starts beating the second with him, until one is a bloody pulp, and the arm tears from its socket. She leaves that one to scream.

Now then. After going over the scroll details, it appears Thez (and I) were wrong. In order to use a scroll it has to be of correct type (user must be able to use arcane magic or divine magic, whatever type the spell its self is) and that the activation involves reading the scroll in its entirety. So apparently (even though Darkie didn't have one such scroll, spoiler) that wouldn't have worked anyway.
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.25864
25868
>>25861
Lets see:
>shooting
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SDTZ7iX4vTQ
>stab with dagger then grow it into claymore
>Claymore deaths
>magical torture
>edgier than bismuth
>snek induced trauma
Examples:
Torc stabs a filthy jew just below the heart. He grows his dagger into full claymore size, peircing the heart, before pulling it out. He then swings, decapitating another one.
My mind is going places I didn't even know I had right now.
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.25865
25872
>>25861
i round up the strong men and put them in a makeshift gas chamber and throw the gas canister and simultaneously light it on fire then i storm the city hall and find the commissar disembowel him and strangle him with his own intestines. after that i put out the fire i set if they're dead by now. then i steal their children so they can be re- educated and taught the ways of the fhurer. and after uatchit brings them to the rockwellian church.
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25866
25867
>>25863
So.. I I want to use a scroll for a druid's spell, I have to already be a druid, or can I just be able to cast divine spells?
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25867
25868 25869 25885
Fires break out in various areas due to Torcuil's spell(s) and the city is increasingly illuminated by flickering flames, not unlike when Port Barry was attacked by demons. The Durpistani attempt to rally in pockets, hoping that numbers will save them. Its adorable.

The night is filled with the screams of the dispositionally virulent and pernicious. Men, and women fall...

>>25866
Divine

... though curiously no children seem to be present,... anywhere. In fact, as the city is combed through more and more, aside from basic huts and hovels, there appear no child-care/rearing facilities.
Shadows splay off the building as each of the party brutally and terribly works its way through all who stand before. Its almost,... almost pitiable.
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.25868
>>25864
>>25867
Fuck, my brain needs to stop this dark ass shit
Hmmm, lets try "Magical Torture" for 500 points.
Torc paralyzes a man, then has Mr. Snek crawl all over him building fear and dread. Torc then cuts him open, keeping him alive though, and lights his internals on fire. He then shoots out his kneecaps, and unparalyzes him

Anonymous
dFUBu
?
No.25869
>>25867
*reeees from a distance*
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25870
25873
nose stab.png
>tfw really want to kill kikes, but have to learn how to be a responsible mother.
*Hums 4CC anthem to eggs*
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25871
25872
At one point, a fellow gets close enough to <whack> Thez across the back of the head. Her head slouches forward, but her hand darts out and seizes the weapon, easily tearing it from his grasp. He backs away, suddenly not as bold as a moment ago, and she snaps the club over her knee, before driving it into the base of his throat, covering her with (more) blood.

I could go on, but you're probably getting the picture by now. It is a scene of utter, merciless brutality. And the flames danced.
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.25872
>>25865
i then free all the live stock and try to force them towards port barry. i head to the central bank. i grab the head banker poke out both of his eyes,cut off his ,nose,ears(i pop his ear drums),and tounge then i release him into the wild. i bury any of his assistances alive. i search for jews and when i find some i tell them that ill let the one who kills all the rest go, after that i kill him too.
>>25871
*trys to hide erection from thez killing that guy.*

Anonymous
dFUBu
?
No.25873
25874
>>25870
I'll make it up to you
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.25874
25879
>>25873
i chop the headguard cleanly down the middle.
i castrate the next guy unlucky enough to charge me i then make him eat his own testicles.
i think thats enough brutality for me.
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25875
25876
Eventually, as individual proclivities to imagine and depict sheer unrelenting carnage upon the unsuspecting and ill prepared, surrounding motion comes to a halt, contrasted only by the flames, which occasionally set off an explosion in the background. Screams can still be heard, but relative silence descends. Somewhere in the open stands Thez, blood from head to toe, with an expression normally reserved for Tracy. Her eyes are on the tallest building, an apartment building. Looking to Infernius she calls out. "Meet me at the top!" and with a smile that is completely disproportionate to the gore that covers her entirety, she runs inside. Many screams can be heard. Occasional people are flung crashing through windows to fall to their eventual or immediate deaths (depending on length of fall and damage incurred previous to the fall). Several windows are painted over in red. Curtains are thrown about, an occasional piece of furniture juts through or cracks the glass, but no one makes it out of the bulding after she enters. It is precise, brutal, and unrelenting genocide.
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.25876
25877 25880
>>25875
$1 says Thez >rapes Infernius using blood for lube
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25877
25881
>>25876
NO SPOLERS
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25878
Yeah yeah, *spoilers
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25879
>>25874
Don't worry, the murder part is over.
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.25880
25881
>>25876
its not >rape if you like it.
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.25881
25882
>>25877
Kek
>>25880
>groan
"Well that was nice."
Torc heads back to Port Barry, happy with his work
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25882
25884
>>25881
Thez watches Torcuil head back. "Aww, he was supposed to witness," she says quietly.
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25883
25886
NOT the sex u perv!
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.25884
25886 25889
>>25882
What, witness them fuck?
I can have him turn back ya know
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25885
25912
>>25867
>Divine
Noted.
Did Troll leave with the rest?
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25886
25889 25890 25891
>>25884
No not that, see >>25883

In Hell, it is customary to start a household on the blood, destruction, and ashes a house, edifice, or pre-existing creation, bathed in the blood of one's opponents. Such an event is not lead by a priest or minister, it is an agreement between sovereign entities, requiring a witness.
Tl;dr While 'unofficial' in conventional terms, this was something of a ceremony in its own right.

Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25887
What? Too dark?
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.25889
>>25884
>>25886
"witness me! torc"
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25890
>>25886
So it must be.
Torc has to watch.
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.25891
>>25886
Ah
"Fuck, I forgot Mr. Snek."
Upon trying to locate him, Torc pings him near the new happy couple and he refuses to move
"Fine ye legless lizard"
Snek: "just get over here"
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25892
25899
Does it take a feat to scribe scrolls of your own, or do the facilities at the tower allow for that?
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25893
25894 25899
>>25605
Just saying, Pinkie looks awesome as Kefka.
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.25894
25899
>>25893
this.
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25895
25896 25897
As Torcuil returns for a moment, Thez smiles. "Thank you,"
She turns to Infernius and embraces him. "This is yours, this is mine, and by this witness, woe."
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.25896
25897 25899
>>25895
"This is yours, this is mine, and by this witness, woe. do me say stuff to?"
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.25897
25904
>>25895
>>25896
"Dawwwwwwwww"
Torc realizes why Mr. Snek had him come back
He then procedes to wipe away tears
"Damn gore in my eye. Congrats you two!"
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25898
25899
y9zlvlt49xey.jpg
>mfw other characters are getting formally/ceremonially married before Tracy
Why can't we be happy like them? They even have opposite alignments, but they still get along perfectly...
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25899
25900 25901 25904 25906
>>25893
>>25894
Glad you like it. I wish I had found it before killing him off,....
>>25892
Yes and yes
>>25896
"That was perfect," her blood-stained face is overcome with emotion.

From this point on, I can respond to input or actions, but that's about all I've got for the scene. It doesn't take much, just a blood-bath, a witness, and a simple declaration. The three (I/she had intended everyone to return to the tower as a group) can depart as desired.
>>25898
Have you tried a blood-bath?
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25900
25902
>>25899
>blood-bath
That could work.
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.25901
25903
>>25899
i send some gestapo to take the city as the 2nd city in our new nation state.
Anonymous
dFUBu
?
No.25902
25907
>>25900
You were doing so well!

>delays ceremony
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25903
25908 25924
>>25901
Of course, its yours. To the victor go the spoils, though not that it was much of (or intended to be) a fight.
For the record it was far bloodier, but no less murderous with the last party. Lenos went through one building casting Fire Storm in every room, another guy used Cloud Kill, and Thez kept saying that blasphemous phrase, but the outcome was the same. "Except for I'nis," Thez sighs.
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.25904
25909
>>25897
>>25899
>swats away bowl of chopped onions
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25905
... and by that I mean, Lenos was the first to start the Genocide, it took no prodding on my part, and likewise the other guy. Apparently, commies bring out the 'best' in people.

Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25906
>>25899
Tracy get's to work on a True Strike scroll.
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25907
25916 25920
>>25902
I thought you wanted to exterminate the trolls?
Also, did you unironically plan a finite time-frame for the ceremony?
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.25908
25910
>>25903
"why you sigh?"
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.25909
>>25904
*hugs friend*
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25910
25913
>>25908
"Its a sigh of happiness and contentment you big oaf!" ^_^
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25911
25915
>is dovetailing to practice housewifery
Can she set the preparations for a heavy mace and a helmet too?
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25912
25914
>>25885
BTW, no she stayed behind to my understanding.
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.25913
>>25910
"me would do anything for you, me love you ana."