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Banquet Nuts
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25605
25607 25893 25976
And the Game must?! go on!
Tonight we find the party split. Trump, Tracy, and Taylor find themselves in a grand banquet hall with a gradually increasing number of stiff-backed military personnel, along with a variety of less-but-still disciplined civilians. The whole place reeks of rigidity and efficiency. All boots are shiny, all suits and uniforms are crisp and clean.
Meanwhile, Torcuil - who didn't die - prepares to venture forth with Infernius and Thez who just last night got engaged, no homo to wreck shop on an entire city of commies. "Isn't wanton killing evil" you might ask, to which I say "Not when its commies".

So then, let us begin,... again.
1030 replies and 88 files omitted.
Anonymous
Dr9PD
?
No.26680
26687
sunset-above-the-clouds-33874-34635-hd-wallpapers.jpg
>>26675
And up.
She does this until she reaches above the clouds.
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.26681
26683
>>26678
Torc pokes his head out the door
"Also, forgot something, this sounds weird as hell but I promise it's worth it. I need a hair from ecah of you."
Torc holds out his hand waiting.
The scrolls are a wedding present for Infernius and Thez. And they will like them.
3xDgX
?
No.26682
26685 26687
>>26677
"Wonderful view, but we'll get a better view of the rock formations if we were lower, where there is more air"
Trumpaladin now takes the reigns of Tracy, and directs her with his legs and the reigns to go downwards
\r
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26683
26686
>>26681
*rips out big chunk of chest hair*
Anonymous
3xDgX
?
No.26685
>>26682
Cancel this. He lets her go above the clouds, although at some point he tries to take her necklace and use it on himself.

He still directs her, directs her towards the direction of Port Barry
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.26686
26688
>>26683
Torc goes really wide eyed
"Holy shit that had to hurt, I only needed one hair."
Anonymous
Dr9PD
?
No.26687
26689 26691
sunset-from-above-the-clouds.jpg
>>26682
See >>26680 *moves up anyway*
[Another long sigh] (this time with not nearly as much smoke)
*stands still in mid air*

Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26688
26690
>>26686
"this is nothing compared to me heart pain."
Anonymous
3xDgX
?
No.26689
>>26687
You bitch

I'm still on a mobile phone, so I am limited in my ability to post
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.26690
26692
>>26688
"Edgy as fuk brah
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26691
26693 26694
dawn-sunset-flying-clouds.jpg
>>26687
>tfw Empathetic link allows Amulet of Adaption to sustain both characters
"........ I love you very much, Flashy..."

Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26692
26699
>>26690
"whatever..."
Anonymous
3xDgX
?
No.26693
>>26691
"I love you very much too, Tracy."
Holds horsey head and kisses horsey on horse lips
Anonymous
3xDgX
?
No.26694
26695
>>26691
wait. Really? Holy shit combine this with the fact that all paladin spells on self affect the mount, and holy shit we have real power here
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26695
26698 26699 26700
>trying to kiss a horse in (near) space
*buckles a bit, but balances enough to prevent foolish husband from falling down from the stratosphere*
"... I love you very very much..."
*lifts hoof and gestures towards to world*
"Everything down there combined could very compare in significance to what's up here.. It would be meaningless without our family.. No treasure, no laws, no morals, no glory, no magic.. etc. Nothing could ever compare to what we have right here alone together..."
*gust of stratosphere wind rushes by*
".. A few months ago, you were my whole world.. Now, I feel like I have a whole world inside of me. You completed me, Flashy.. And no princess of god-thing could ever tell the whole story of how much I love you...."
>>26694
I know that's how it works for BG
Anonymous
3xDgX
?
No.26696
Hold on, ithink my laptop might begin to start working
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26697
>>26653
waits.
zE2yh
?
No.26698
26699
>>26695
Trumpaladin feels a rush of freedon flow through him. Not because of anything in the situation - No. That's fucking terrifying. He's being held captive by his stalker at like 5000 feet. But yet still he feels that rush of freedom - because after three hours of extra work, and 30 minutes of waiting for the damned computer to load, his faggot is finally at his laptop, and is able to type properly and see posts as they appear
\r
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.26699
>>26695
>space
THE FINAL FRONTIER
THESE ARE THE VOYAGES OF THE STARSHIP ENTERPRISE,
ITS FIVE-YEAR...
I'll stop now
>>26692
"Twas just a jest"
>>26698
Kek

Torc takes the hair from Infernius and Thez(?).
He disappears again and after sometime, a flash of blue light and puff of smoke appear.
"I'M OKAY"


Trumpaladin
!iHDHdeqsoU
zE2yh
?
No.26700
26701 26702 26703
1563776__safe_artist-colon-xenon_flash sentry_armor_blushing_helmet_hoof hold_male_pegasus_simple background_smiling_solo_spread wings_stallion_unshorn.png
>>26695
>forgetting Tracy has insanely high dexterity
*takes another kiss from an incredibly flexible giant horse neck. Hell, he can launch himself over the side to make it work, he's kissing this mare*

"Tracy, I think you've come in time to see that, well glory, laws, morals, and treasure are very important to me. I have responsibilities. People who need to be protected, laws and justice to uphold..."

He is staring into her eyes now, or at least what is visible from his angle

"But for everything, what I see before me feels more important."

He now gestures beneath him, and looks down to Tracy's womb area

"what is here below me is more important..."

He kisses her again, for a little longer

"Tracy, I don't have a ring to give you, but..."

"Will you marry me? Be my official waifu?"
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26701
26702 26703 26704
581393__safe_artist-colon-rainbow-dash-dosh_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_blushing_solo.png
>>26700
Meant to post this earlier, but got cut off. Sorry..
"...... I will always love you, Flashy. Forever and ever.. I couldn't stop loving you even if I wanted to, no matter what happened between us.. No matter what you ever had to do, I would still love you without condition..
You already know my answer, Flashy, but.. If I could have ust one promise in our lives...
*gestures towards the world*
"With Heaven as our witness: no matter what ever happens down there on that little rock, no matter what tries to wedge itself between us, or what either of us have to do, will you still love me?"
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.26702
26703
>>26700
BOI HE ACTUALLY DID IT
>>26701
BOI SHE GONNA ACCEPT
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26703
>>26700
>>26701
>>26702
yay and such.
Trumpaladin
!iHDHdeqsoU
zE2yh
?
No.26704
26705 26706 26708
>>26701
"Sometimes, you do things that I don't like. Piss me off, make me hate you even. And sometimes I do things that seem to imply indifference.

But for all of that, and whatever happens, how ever much I want to stop - I can never cease loving you"
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26705
26706 26707 26708 26709
>>26704
*breaks out into tears*
*shudders a bit dangerously*
"..Yes! Yes, I'll be your waifu; forever and ever!"
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.26706
>>26704
>>26705
Cue the waterworks
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26707
>>26705
[sobbing nightmare noises]
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26708
>>26704
>>26705
*face twitches.*
Trumpaladin
!iHDHdeqsoU
zE2yh
?
No.26709
26712
I TAKE YOUR WAIFU.jpg
>>26705
Looks at her with a deep intensity:

"Then you may consider yourself claimed"

You gotta make this theatrical
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.26710
26711
Fuck, I'm acctually a bit emotional right now...
I need a hobby
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26711
26713
>>26710
this is my hobby.
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26712
>>26709
[overjoyed bridal hoers noises]
*sniffs and snorts for a few minutes*
*gazes at the world*
"... You know, from this angle, it really doesn't look half bad.. I could say I've gotten used to that little rock.."
>cue descent
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.26713
>>26711
Welp, its mine too
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26714
Well, that's one dramatic relationship catastrophe averted.
*throws away booklet*
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.26715
26719
>Torc is the only one not married now
HAHA BEING SINGLE ONLY INCREASES MY WIZARD POWERS
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26716
26718
>still waiting for GM to come back and rain fiery brimstone down upon us for being such insufferable faggots...
Trumpaladin
!iHDHdeqsoU
zE2yh
?
No.26717
26722
Hell yes we're going on a death spiral dive!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAwcoFoAk_k

But first:
Trumpaladin places his hand on Tracy's fur, runs his fingers through it, and looks out over the world

"It'll tend to do that. When she's persistent, she can make you love her. Even if she gives you bad days sometimes. You come to find she's what holds your interest most"

Looks back at Tracy
"The world too I guess"


Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.26718
>>26716
He'd find a reason even if Trump hadn't've started this shit
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26719
26720
>>26715
You'll get there eventually.

Taylor is still single.
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.26720
26721
>>26719
I said married, not held hostage
Trumpaladin
!iHDHdeqsoU
zE2yh
?
No.26721
26723
1556387__safe_artist-colon-jucamovi1992_flash sentry_twilight sparkle_alicorn_armor_bags under eyes_female_flashlight_floppy ears_horseshoes_looking ba.png
>>26720
for some people there is no difference
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26722
26724
>>26717
"To the world!"
*dashes towards the planet*
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.26723
26724
>>26721
You mean the people who shouldn't have gotten married?
Trumpaladin
!iHDHdeqsoU
zE2yh
?
No.26724
26725 26730
>>26722
Trumpaladin now directs his mount/waifu downwards. Straight downwards, in a plunge to the world. With all that same glee as the pilot riding the bomb down in Dr. Srangelove, he holds on tight, but lifts himself from his saddle as he does so...

It makes him feel very much alive

>>26723
Hopefully Thez and Inferius will work out their marital problems
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26725
26726
>>26724
reeee or whatever.
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.26726
26727 26728
GM sits wherever GM sits, still brooding because Trump's faggot stole the wind from his sails and exerted authority over his thread. Thez rocks playfully nearby.
"Its... so sweet,... I bet'cha never,..."
He cuts her off "You know we're supposed to be lurking, making them suffer in our absence for having,...."
"That was YOUR idea."
"And YOUR idea started this mess in the first place!"
"Maybe, and I guess I still owe everyone an explanation, as do you."
"MMmmph."
"Screw you, sit in your little corner then. I'm out!" <whoof>
GM sighs.

>>26725
<whooof>
"I... I'nis,...?"

Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.26727
>>26726
Torc still wants to give Thez and Infernius their wedding gift
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26728
26729
>>26726
*infernuis eyes are devoid of any emotion*
"yea."
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.26729
26732 26734
>>26728
"I,... um,... I,... n, nevermind," she says, unsure how to respond. "I'll just,...." she sighs and sits down near to his feet.
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26730
26731 26734
shooting_star_1.jpg
>>26724
>A blue streak races across the sky over Port Barry, like a fiery comet
link:
>'Let's go home, Flashy. Our friends are waiting...'
Trumpaladin
!iHDHdeqsoU
zE2yh
?
No.26731
26733
>>26730
>"Wouldn't you rather stop by a nice lake in a secluded wooden area first?"
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26732
26734 26739
>>26729
"you like him better than me dont you, he was better wasnt he?"
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26733
26735 26737
>>26731
Let's skip the ERP scene (in text, not occurrence); I don't have the energy to type it out tonight..
Sure, that could've happened.
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.26734
>>26730
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=feA64wXhbjo
>>26729
Torc walks out, hair singed and steaming a bit. He starts to talk and then
>>26732
Torc then goes back into the room he just left
Trumpaladin
!iHDHdeqsoU
zE2yh
?
No.26735
26736 26737
>>26733
Tracy and Trumpaladin find a nice spot in the woods, and touch down. They admire the beauty of the forest, the world, and how it reflects on their new union, before Tracy buckles her legs and the two express their unity once more
Anonymous
Dr9PD
?
No.26736
26737 26738
>>26735
>[happy pony noises]
And then they go back?
Where is Infernius? I don't want to bother them...
Trumpaladin
!iHDHdeqsoU
zE2yh
?
No.26737
26740

>>26736
>>26735
>>26733
But now here's the important thing

"Infernals express their union ceremonies in the blood of others. There's not really a direct equivalent under the law of God or Man, but to baptize our union in the blood of traitors, might not be a bad start"
Do we need to kill them?
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.26738
>>26736
Tower, Torc is currently stuck in a side room as to not interupt
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.26739
26741 26743
>>26732
"I deserve that. I want to deny loving him, but I can't. I do love him, just as I love everyone in our group. That doesn't justify what I did, regardless my intentions. The feelings I have for him and everyone else are completely different though. I know this isn't something I can just say and make good on. I accept that."
Anonymous
Dr9PD
?
No.26740
26745
>>26737
>take tobacco-free, non-nicotine, 100% baby-safe huff from sword's vaporizer.
"I've never been to Hell (I think), but what were you meaning to do?" *smiles*
Trumpaladin
!Rr3sC4nvZI
zE2yh
?
No.26741
26742
1506152066861.png
>>26739
"........."
Anonymous
Dr9PD
?
No.26742
26744
>>26741
Oh you be quiet.
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26743
26744 26746 26750
>>26739
"heres my items, im leaving."
*you dont see the ring in there*
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.26744
26747
>>26742
>bangs pots and pans together
>>26743
Torc Who has been shamelesly listening in teleports infront of Infernius
"Damn it, I was the only witness to your wedding, I'm not gonna be the only one for your goddamn divorce"
Trumpaladin
!Rr3sC4nvZI
zE2yh
?
No.26745
26749
>>26740
"Just ask Torcuil if he still wants an ass beating. Oh he's powerful, that I trust. But your stealth, tracking, Etherealness, speed, and now shear strength, including a grapple as good as Inferius's. My spells, sword, and armor. All of this united together, as if one sword, one shield, one warrior attacking in unity... I'd rather be nice to our roommates, but if they want to play rough... Let's show them who is king of the playground."
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.26746
26748 26750
>>26743
"That's fair. But wherever you go, I won't be far behind. Whether it means standing beside you or lurking in your shadow, I accept my fate."
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26747
26750 26751
>>26744
*pushes torc out of the way*
*proceeds toward the capital city*
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26748
26752 26756
>>26746
"no."
Anonymous
Dr9PD
?
No.26749
26750 26751
>>26745
"... When did either of those guys ever betray you?"
Trumpaladin
!Rr3sC4nvZI
zE2yh
?
No.26750
26753
>>26746
>>26743
Fuck that's sad

>>26747
NOT YET TRACY AND I ARE HONEYMOONING THERE

>>26749
"Let's see how we're greeted"
Gr6zN
?
No.26751
26754 26755
[1d20 = 9]
>>26747
Lol nope
Mr. Snek gapple check
>>26749
THANK YOU
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.26752
26754 26755
>>26748
"Then you will not see me, but I WILL be there." <whoof>
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26753
26760
>>26750
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBUEdDjinSQ
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.26754
26757
>>26751
Damn it
>>26752
"Thez hold up a second, you may use your wdding present earlier than I expected."
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26755
26757
>>26752
>>26751
"what is wrong with you 2? ME SAID LEAVE ME ALONE!!"
Anonymous
Dr9PD
?
No.26756
>>26748
>implying he could escape
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.26757
26758 26760
>>26754
>>26755
Too late, gone
Trumpaladin
!Rr3sC4nvZI
zE2yh
?
No.26758
>>26757
Um... I think I should pursue and talk to him...
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26759
26761
*continues to the court city.*
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.26760
>>26753
Boss, I haz a da cancer
>>26757
No, get the back here Torc needs to give her the present. I promise it will be good
Anonymous
Dr9PD
?
No.26761
26762 26764
Tracy takes her husband back to the tower, and returns to her duty.
>>26759
On foot? He'll get served blue-rare.
Trumpaladin
!Rr3sC4nvZI
zE2yh
?
No.26762
26766 26768
>>26761
We need to pursue Inferius
>Returns to her duty
THIS is her duty
Anonymous
Dr9PD
?
No.26763
26765
*sits on eggs*
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26764
>>26761
>implying he would care
his brother fucked his wife.
Trumpaladin
!Rr3sC4nvZI
zE2yh
?
No.26765
>>26763
We need to pursue Inferius
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.26766
26767
>>26762
Torc and Thez have it taken care of
Trumpaladin
!Rr3sC4nvZI
zE2yh
?
No.26767
26771
>>26766
Doesn't look like it
Anonymous
Dr9PD
?
No.26768
26769
>>26762
How is that her duty?
Also, I'm tired...
Trumpaladin
!Rr3sC4nvZI
zE2yh
?
No.26769
26770
>>26768
Because he needs to be talked to, and Trumpaladin couldn't find him, catch up with him, or more importantly, run away from him on his own. He's her friend too.

Like literally you can just say she goes there and then after that she can be treated like a normal horse NPC by Trumpaladin
Anonymous
Dr9PD
?
No.26770
26772
>>26769
..but muh eggs...
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.26771
>>26767
Well, we gotta have time to do something
GM the scrolls are teleportation to current location. Torc was going to give Thez the one that would teleport her exacly where infernius was, no matter where he was. Thats why he needed the hair
Trumpaladin
!Rr3sC4nvZI
zE2yh
?
No.26772
26773 26774
>>26770
I'll help you kill Trollestia if they hatch while she's trying to stop Inferius
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.26773
26775
>>26772
No killing my fucking waifu you bitch
Anonymous
Dr9PD
?
No.26774
26775
>>26772
I would have to kill her, but that wouldn't fix the damage..
Can't we just resolve this drama tomorrow? It's a day off for me.
Trumpaladin
!Rr3sC4nvZI
zE2yh
?
No.26775
26776
>>26773
I like her too, but I make compromises to make my marriage work

>>26774
LET ME TALK TO HIM REEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

I guess maybe Fae will suffice...

Anonymous
Dr9PD
?
No.26776
26777 26778
>>26775
She's grinding her patience and housewifery skills. It's for the best.
Trumpaladin
!Rr3sC4nvZI
zE2yh
?
No.26777
26779
>>26776
damn it I want to talk down Inferius
Trumpaladin
!Rr3sC4nvZI
zE2yh
?
No.26778
26780 26782
>>26776
She needs to grind her mount/ally/waifu skills
Anonymous
Dr9PD
?
No.26779
26781
>>26777
Tracy feels secure in her role now; take Fae if you must. I gotta go to bed...
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.26780
26781 26832
>>26778
You need to grind your 'Trumpadalin isn't god' and 'not being an ass' skills