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Banquet Nuts
Anonymous
6Xr1d
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No.25605
25607 25893 25976
And the Game must?! go on!
Tonight we find the party split. Trump, Tracy, and Taylor find themselves in a grand banquet hall with a gradually increasing number of stiff-backed military personnel, along with a variety of less-but-still disciplined civilians. The whole place reeks of rigidity and efficiency. All boots are shiny, all suits and uniforms are crisp and clean.
Meanwhile, Torcuil - who didn't die - prepares to venture forth with Infernius and Thez who just last night got engaged, no homo to wreck shop on an entire city of commies. "Isn't wanton killing evil" you might ask, to which I say "Not when its commies".

So then, let us begin,... again.
1080 replies and 95 files omitted.
Anonymous
6Xr1d
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No.25863
25866
Four guards attempt to flank as she divests another fellow of his bowels, which <whooof> she appears behind the trailing one and...
>>25862
Yes to the first, and,... hold on a sec.
... grabs (grapples) his arm, dislocating it at the shoulder. She releases him, swipes the feet out from under the second, and cleaves the throat of the other two. She then grabs the dislocated arm of the first, and starts beating the second with him, until one is a bloody pulp, and the arm tears from its socket. She leaves that one to scream.

Now then. After going over the scroll details, it appears Thez (and I) were wrong. In order to use a scroll it has to be of correct type (user must be able to use arcane magic or divine magic, whatever type the spell its self is) and that the activation involves reading the scroll in its entirety. So apparently (even though Darkie didn't have one such scroll, spoiler) that wouldn't have worked anyway.
Anonymous
Gr6zN
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No.25864
25868
>>25861
Lets see:
>shooting
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SDTZ7iX4vTQ
>stab with dagger then grow it into claymore
>Claymore deaths
>magical torture
>edgier than bismuth
>snek induced trauma
Examples:
Torc stabs a filthy jew just below the heart. He grows his dagger into full claymore size, peircing the heart, before pulling it out. He then swings, decapitating another one.
My mind is going places I didn't even know I had right now.
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.25865
25872
>>25861
i round up the strong men and put them in a makeshift gas chamber and throw the gas canister and simultaneously light it on fire then i storm the city hall and find the commissar disembowel him and strangle him with his own intestines. after that i put out the fire i set if they're dead by now. then i steal their children so they can be re- educated and taught the ways of the fhurer. and after uatchit brings them to the rockwellian church.
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25866
25867
>>25863
So.. I I want to use a scroll for a druid's spell, I have to already be a druid, or can I just be able to cast divine spells?
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25867
25868 25869 25885
Fires break out in various areas due to Torcuil's spell(s) and the city is increasingly illuminated by flickering flames, not unlike when Port Barry was attacked by demons. The Durpistani attempt to rally in pockets, hoping that numbers will save them. Its adorable.

The night is filled with the screams of the dispositionally virulent and pernicious. Men, and women fall...

>>25866
Divine

... though curiously no children seem to be present,... anywhere. In fact, as the city is combed through more and more, aside from basic huts and hovels, there appear no child-care/rearing facilities.
Shadows splay off the building as each of the party brutally and terribly works its way through all who stand before. Its almost,... almost pitiable.
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.25868
>>25864
>>25867
Fuck, my brain needs to stop this dark ass shit
Hmmm, lets try "Magical Torture" for 500 points.
Torc paralyzes a man, then has Mr. Snek crawl all over him building fear and dread. Torc then cuts him open, keeping him alive though, and lights his internals on fire. He then shoots out his kneecaps, and unparalyzes him

Anonymous
dFUBu
?
No.25869
>>25867
*reeees from a distance*
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25870
25873
nose stab.png
>tfw really want to kill kikes, but have to learn how to be a responsible mother.
*Hums 4CC anthem to eggs*
Anonymous
6Xr1d
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No.25871
25872
At one point, a fellow gets close enough to <whack> Thez across the back of the head. Her head slouches forward, but her hand darts out and seizes the weapon, easily tearing it from his grasp. He backs away, suddenly not as bold as a moment ago, and she snaps the club over her knee, before driving it into the base of his throat, covering her with (more) blood.

I could go on, but you're probably getting the picture by now. It is a scene of utter, merciless brutality. And the flames danced.
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.25872
>>25865
i then free all the live stock and try to force them towards port barry. i head to the central bank. i grab the head banker poke out both of his eyes,cut off his ,nose,ears(i pop his ear drums),and tounge then i release him into the wild. i bury any of his assistances alive. i search for jews and when i find some i tell them that ill let the one who kills all the rest go, after that i kill him too.
>>25871
*trys to hide erection from thez killing that guy.*

Anonymous
dFUBu
?
No.25873
25874
>>25870
I'll make it up to you
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.25874
25879
>>25873
i chop the headguard cleanly down the middle.
i castrate the next guy unlucky enough to charge me i then make him eat his own testicles.
i think thats enough brutality for me.
Anonymous
6Xr1d
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No.25875
25876
Eventually, as individual proclivities to imagine and depict sheer unrelenting carnage upon the unsuspecting and ill prepared, surrounding motion comes to a halt, contrasted only by the flames, which occasionally set off an explosion in the background. Screams can still be heard, but relative silence descends. Somewhere in the open stands Thez, blood from head to toe, with an expression normally reserved for Tracy. Her eyes are on the tallest building, an apartment building. Looking to Infernius she calls out. "Meet me at the top!" and with a smile that is completely disproportionate to the gore that covers her entirety, she runs inside. Many screams can be heard. Occasional people are flung crashing through windows to fall to their eventual or immediate deaths (depending on length of fall and damage incurred previous to the fall). Several windows are painted over in red. Curtains are thrown about, an occasional piece of furniture juts through or cracks the glass, but no one makes it out of the bulding after she enters. It is precise, brutal, and unrelenting genocide.
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.25876
25877 25880
>>25875
$1 says Thez >rapes Infernius using blood for lube
Anonymous
6Xr1d
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No.25877
25881
>>25876
NO SPOLERS
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25878
Yeah yeah, *spoilers
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25879
>>25874
Don't worry, the murder part is over.
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.25880
25881
>>25876
its not >rape if you like it.
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.25881
25882
>>25877
Kek
>>25880
>groan
"Well that was nice."
Torc heads back to Port Barry, happy with his work
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25882
25884
>>25881
Thez watches Torcuil head back. "Aww, he was supposed to witness," she says quietly.
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25883
25886
NOT the sex u perv!
Anonymous
Gr6zN
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No.25884
25886 25889
>>25882
What, witness them fuck?
I can have him turn back ya know
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
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No.25885
25912
>>25867
>Divine
Noted.
Did Troll leave with the rest?
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25886
25889 25890 25891
>>25884
No not that, see >>25883

In Hell, it is customary to start a household on the blood, destruction, and ashes a house, edifice, or pre-existing creation, bathed in the blood of one's opponents. Such an event is not lead by a priest or minister, it is an agreement between sovereign entities, requiring a witness.
Tl;dr While 'unofficial' in conventional terms, this was something of a ceremony in its own right.

Anonymous
6Xr1d
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No.25887
What? Too dark?
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.25889
>>25884
>>25886
"witness me! torc"
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25890
>>25886
So it must be.
Torc has to watch.
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.25891
>>25886
Ah
"Fuck, I forgot Mr. Snek."
Upon trying to locate him, Torc pings him near the new happy couple and he refuses to move
"Fine ye legless lizard"
Snek: "just get over here"
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25892
25899
Does it take a feat to scribe scrolls of your own, or do the facilities at the tower allow for that?
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25893
25894 25899
>>25605
Just saying, Pinkie looks awesome as Kefka.
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.25894
25899
>>25893
this.
Anonymous
6Xr1d
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No.25895
25896 25897
As Torcuil returns for a moment, Thez smiles. "Thank you,"
She turns to Infernius and embraces him. "This is yours, this is mine, and by this witness, woe."
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.25896
25897 25899
>>25895
"This is yours, this is mine, and by this witness, woe. do me say stuff to?"
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.25897
25904
>>25895
>>25896
"Dawwwwwwwww"
Torc realizes why Mr. Snek had him come back
He then procedes to wipe away tears
"Damn gore in my eye. Congrats you two!"
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25898
25899
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>mfw other characters are getting formally/ceremonially married before Tracy
Why can't we be happy like them? They even have opposite alignments, but they still get along perfectly...
Anonymous
6Xr1d
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No.25899
25900 25901 25904 25906
>>25893
>>25894
Glad you like it. I wish I had found it before killing him off,....
>>25892
Yes and yes
>>25896
"That was perfect," her blood-stained face is overcome with emotion.

From this point on, I can respond to input or actions, but that's about all I've got for the scene. It doesn't take much, just a blood-bath, a witness, and a simple declaration. The three (I/she had intended everyone to return to the tower as a group) can depart as desired.
>>25898
Have you tried a blood-bath?
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25900
25902
>>25899
>blood-bath
That could work.
Anonymous
xYw1j
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No.25901
25903
>>25899
i send some gestapo to take the city as the 2nd city in our new nation state.
Anonymous
dFUBu
?
No.25902
25907
>>25900
You were doing so well!

>delays ceremony
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25903
25908 25924
>>25901
Of course, its yours. To the victor go the spoils, though not that it was much of (or intended to be) a fight.
For the record it was far bloodier, but no less murderous with the last party. Lenos went through one building casting Fire Storm in every room, another guy used Cloud Kill, and Thez kept saying that blasphemous phrase, but the outcome was the same. "Except for I'nis," Thez sighs.
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.25904
25909
>>25897
>>25899
>swats away bowl of chopped onions
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25905
... and by that I mean, Lenos was the first to start the Genocide, it took no prodding on my part, and likewise the other guy. Apparently, commies bring out the 'best' in people.

Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25906
>>25899
Tracy get's to work on a True Strike scroll.
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25907
25916 25920
>>25902
I thought you wanted to exterminate the trolls?
Also, did you unironically plan a finite time-frame for the ceremony?
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.25908
25910
>>25903
"why you sigh?"
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.25909
>>25904
*hugs friend*
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25910
25913
>>25908
"Its a sigh of happiness and contentment you big oaf!" ^_^
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25911
25915
>is dovetailing to practice housewifery
Can she set the preparations for a heavy mace and a helmet too?
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25912
25914
>>25885
BTW, no she stayed behind to my understanding.
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.25913
>>25910
"me would do anything for you, me love you ana."