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Banquet Nuts
Anonymous
6Xr1d
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No.25605
25607 25893 25976
And the Game must?! go on!
Tonight we find the party split. Trump, Tracy, and Taylor find themselves in a grand banquet hall with a gradually increasing number of stiff-backed military personnel, along with a variety of less-but-still disciplined civilians. The whole place reeks of rigidity and efficiency. All boots are shiny, all suits and uniforms are crisp and clean.
Meanwhile, Torcuil - who didn't die - prepares to venture forth with Infernius and Thez who just last night got engaged, no homo to wreck shop on an entire city of commies. "Isn't wanton killing evil" you might ask, to which I say "Not when its commies".

So then, let us begin,... again.
1080 replies and 95 files omitted.
Tay
PUWYA
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No.25710
25721 25730
>>25702
Oh help me..
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.25711
25715 25718
>>25702
>not relizing who actually killed klefka and turned the terraquesce-thing into a football
I mean, okay, if you wanna play like that. Im not salty.
JK, have fun at the banquet faggots
Nx2lf
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No.25712
25716 25718
>>25702
Trumpaladin says to Baz and to all who are listening
"Thank you, good sir and sirs, for your generosity and complements.

I will talk with you about military tactics and strategy. But, while I can see you have given much though for war and liberation, have you given much thought to how to live under peace and freedom? I have a few ideas in mind that I believe could help Sparintenar, at the same time as helping my Port Barry."

Looks to see what food is being offered
>>25709
"You can go eat now little pony"
\r
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.25714
25717
>>25709
yea can i use a dragons horn?
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.25715
>>25713
Read the spoiler on >>25711

Did anyone else cast recreational nuke?
Anonymous
Dr9PD
?
No.25716
25718
>>25702
>>25712
[starving pony noises]

Tracy gets up to go serve herself.
"Why do I always feel so famished after changing shape? I feel like I could eat a whole person..." she mutters to herself as she shuffles into line.
Anonymous
Dr9PD
?
No.25717
25720
>>25714
Only if it's a Silver/Brass dragon, according to the description.
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25718
25719 25721 25722 25723 25725 25727 25728
>>25706
>>25708
Wut? Nevermind. I do have to warn you both, there won't be alot of "actual" (as in pressing, adversarial, or dangerous) combat with the commie town. Its basically going to be a free-for-all where players indulge their most malicious and inhuman desires and predilections. Its supposed to be a blood-bath.
>>25711
>goading
Naughty,...
>>25712
Murmers of acknowledgement echo, while mostly there's sounds of nom.
The banquet (over time) dies down into an increasingly sparse gathering, as soldiers return - under the directive of holiday (more in a moment) - to their homes, barracks, wives, and families. The whole city is in celebration.
Baz approaches Trump, who I assume has the presence of mind to wait before departing.
"Thank you for that. I would like to take a walk with you, if you don't mind."
>>25716
see >>25702 at the bottom. We'll just assume Tracy took the opportunity then?
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25719
>>25718
>We'll just assume Tracy took the opportunity then?
Sure.
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.25720
25725
>>25717
brass seems like a good option.
Tay
PUWYA
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No.25721
>>25718
>>25710

Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.25722
>>25718
>blood-bath
Nice
>naughty
I want to goad for once
Anonymous
dFUBu
?
No.25723
25724 25726 25729 25730
>>25718
>commie town will be a bloodbath
Can I give a stand down order?
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.25724
>>25723
too late.
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25725
>>25718
>take a walk with you
*eating slows*
*pony ears twitch*
>>25720
Yeah, fuck brass dragons. Barely even dragons themselves. More like overgrown lizards.
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.25726
>>25723
Nope, too far away
Anonymous
dFUBu
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No.25727
>>25718
To baz:

"I would love a talk with you. It's why I came here"
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.25728
25732
>>25718
okay remember you asked for it, ill be as darth as i can.
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25729
25736
>>25723
I want to go there now... this place is too hospitable.
Anonymous
6Xr1d
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No.25730
25731
>>25710
see >>25702 bottom
(I trust you can fill in the 'gaps' Xp)
>>25723
Not at all


Tay
PUWYA
?
No.25731
25735
>>25730
Goes and talks to baz.
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25732
25733 25734 25744
>>25728
What's the requirement for Good in this universe? I may have misinterpreted my alignment. *ironic sneezing*
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.25733
25740
>>25732
>darth infernuis
muh flowcharts
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.25734
>>25732
Even heros have dark days
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25735
25737 25739
>>25731
Baz turns as Taylor approaches. As he looks, Taylor is hit with a wave of, not supernatural but evident and tangible, intimidation. This squirrel is solid mettle.
"Yes?"
Anonymous
dFUBu
?
No.25736
>>25729
We'll kill trolls, don't worry
Anonymous
dFUBu
?
No.25737
25738
>>25735
But I was going to talk to him..
Anonymous
6Xr1d
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No.25738
Meanwhile, Sigmund approaches Taylor from the side, but holds his tongue. Renquist has departed, as have most of the soldiers.
It was a fine to do, but it ended with the same rigid efficiency it began with. There today, gone tomorrow.
>>25737
You are, this is an unplanned interjection.
Tay
PUWYA
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No.25739
25742 25759
>>25735
H- hi thats an impressive weapon you have there would you mind telling me how it functions herr baz?
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.25740
25741 25742 25743
>>25733
>what have I done?
you're fufilling your destiny Infernius. Become my apprentice, learn to use the dark side of the force.
>I will do what ever you ask
Goooood, goooooood
>just help me save Thez's life. I can't live without her

Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.25741
>>25740
this.
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25742
25745 25746
>>25739
He pauses to give Taylor an emotionless, dry, prolonged stare, from his beady black eyes which are already emotionless, but even moreso coming from this particular squirrel.
"No." and he turns back to Trump.
>>25740
"Hey! Don't bring me into this!"
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25743
darth20soros.jpg
>>25740
Holy shit, that'd be a sweet parody scene.
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25744
25747 25749
>>25732
But unironically, what determines alignments in this universe?
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25745
25747 25748
>>25742
This squirerel is a jerk..
Anonymous
dFUBu
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No.25746
25753
>>25742
To baz. Unless he starts first
"Tell me, what most concerns you?"
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25747
25750
>>25744
Outside of general guidelines and boundaries, I do
>>25745
He is (no offense Taylor, but he doesn't normally even appear)
Anonymous
dFUBu
?
No.25748
>>25745
That solves the "too hospitable" problem
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.25749
>>25744
I identify as an attack helicopter: Neutral
I identify as an actual gender, which is the one I was born as: Good
I identify as a sixth generation panromantic foxsexual wolf-kin: Evil
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25750
25751 25752
>>25747
Is it a problem if I decide I want to be Chaotic?
Anonymous
dFUBu
?
No.25751
25754
>>25750
Only for your marriage
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.25752
25754
>>25750
yeeees join me on the choatic side.
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25753
25755 25787
>>25746
"These people do. When I first came here, they were tribal. Militant yes, but lacking in direction, or advanced strategy, or the ability to innovate. I come from a world different than this one, as I suspect you do. With the resources at my disposal, I applied myself to helping them establish a mighty and prosperous city-state, all under the watchful eye of the Emperor. Our aim has been to develop and grow to such a point where we could ourselves strike him down, and yet now he IS struck down. Though emphatically welcome, I don't know that the Spartans have it in us to survive and continue to develop without a common, central enemy. In short, we are built and bred for war, and yet now I don't know that war is inevitable. Native tribes and populations have become more brazen, attacking convoys and expeditions, but these are recent nuisances that will quickly be mitigated. I am concerned for the future of Sparintenar. While industrious, disciplined, and fierce, we have not dared to indulge in allies."
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25754
25756 25757
>>25751
It's not like she'd just say it out loud.
>>25752
Eating your friends' eyeballs should count as evil, desu.
Anonymous
Nx2lf
?
No.25755
25759
>>25753
Before I respond, can I get an alignment check on Baz?
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.25756
25758
>>25754
yea i was just waking up and forgot about the enteron. sorry.
Anonymous
Nx2lf
?
No.25757
25760
>>25754
Tell your Flashy so he can kick his ass
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25758
25761
Spoilered
>>25756
Muh flowcharts.
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25759
25762
>>25739
Sigmund immediately interjects afterward. "Please excuse him, this is his first public event since,... well since I became a minister. His reputation is one of extreme aesceticism and ill manner. Please, it may have been his intention to offend, but is not representative of Sparintnar. He does not respect entertainment, and personally desires the elimination of it - he feels its degenerative - but again, this doesn't necessarily reflect the opinions of the people.
>>25755
Lawful Neutral
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.25760
>>25757
i saved your kids life.