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Banquet Nuts
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25605
25607 25893 25976
And the Game must?! go on!
Tonight we find the party split. Trump, Tracy, and Taylor find themselves in a grand banquet hall with a gradually increasing number of stiff-backed military personnel, along with a variety of less-but-still disciplined civilians. The whole place reeks of rigidity and efficiency. All boots are shiny, all suits and uniforms are crisp and clean.
Meanwhile, Torcuil - who didn't die - prepares to venture forth with Infernius and Thez who just last night got engaged, no homo to wreck shop on an entire city of commies. "Isn't wanton killing evil" you might ask, to which I say "Not when its commies".

So then, let us begin,... again.
1080 replies and 97 files omitted.
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.25761
25771
>>25758
same.
Tay
PUWYA
?
No.25762
25765
>>25759
[Cries on sigmunds shoulder]
S- so shall we eat?
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.25763
25764 25765 25770
>waits for something intresting to happen
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25764
>>25763
This.
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25765
25769 25772
>>25762
"You haven't eaten? Why haven't you eaten? Someone get her some food!
>>25763
You're waiting, Thez is waiting for gas-bombs or whatever!
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25766
25767
Several staff-members put together a rapid-paced assortment of food for Taylor.
"I will wait until you are finished, but I wish to speak to you more about the possibility of an agreement."
Tay
PUWYA
?
No.25767
25768
>>25766
I shall be quick herr sigmund.
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25768
25775
>>25767
"As you will, take your time," he smiles and shifts away so as not to be looking directly at Taylor while she eats.
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.25769
25771 25783 25788
>>25765
Torc can summons gas
Lets go already
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25770
>>25763
Work on crafting, while you're at the tower.
Also, build a fireplace in the stables so Troll can get off of Tracy's eggs.
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25771
>>25769
>>25761
"Yes. Kill,... things," Thez says with a weird look in her eye.
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.25772
25774
>>25765
*checks with lennos*
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25773
25778 25779
*finishes eating* (he was hungry)
[bored pony noises]
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25774
25776
>>25772
"I've got one, that's the best I could do in so short a time."
Tay
PUWYA
?
No.25775
25781
>>25768
[Eats politely but quickly.]
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.25776
>>25774
"itll have to do. thanks lennos."
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25778
>>25773
*inspects tableware, wondering about her eggs back at the tower..*
Anonymous
Nx2lf
?
No.25779
25780 25786
>>25773
"Love you pony"
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25780
>>25779
"Love you too, ~Flashy!" smiles
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25781
25783
>>25775
"Please take your time. Its all fantasy anyway." Sigmund assures.

Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.25783
25784 25788
>>25769
>>25781
"lets go kill some dirty commie kikes."
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25784
25785 25786
>>25783
Save some for me, please.. This place is boring...
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.25785
>>25784
hmmmmm alright.
Anonymous
Nx2lf
?
No.25786
25789
>>25784
>>25779
"You are released now, little pony. Your flashy has this"
Anonymous
Nx2lf
?
No.25787
25805
>>25753
"I see. I do believe I can help you on this.

First, my credentials. I came into this world lacking in direction myself, and Port Barry was an agricultural city that occasionally served as a haven for pirates. I took up a position as defender after we unwittingly killed off a group that oppressing the entire city of Port Barry. Once that was accomplished, we used up our part's personal funds to create a Football Stadium. Football gave them guidance and meaning in life. I cleaved off the arm of an arch demon that was attacking the city in front of the citizenry, which endeared them to me. When the city burned down after a demon attack, we rebuilt it with new industries that made the city wealthier. What happened is that we gave the citizens hope, by showing that we good visibly improve the quality of life by proving new jobs and opportunities through trade, and purpose through Football. Now, they follow me and us proudly and willingly.

My first proposal: open a Football franchise in Sparintenar. Now, two things are readily appearent about Sparintenar: that the people crave entertainment, and that the people are militaristic and tribal in nature. Football is divine, but it is practical as well, and it entertains like nothing else, while going to the core of humanity's tribal nature. Whereas a song entertains for three minutes, football entertains for three hours every game, and then there's talk about sports celebrities, training and playing the game, making your children go to practice, it goes on and on. People build their entire lives around it, like a religion. Truly, it is a religion. Second, Football is essentially war in a non-lethal form. The players come together in close formations with defined strategy. They take orders and obey a hierarchy. They physically tackle each other. But the fans - they circle around their home team, rooting them on, as their team plays against another city. During the game - and after - the entire city is united around its team as it plays against another city. Like the fans are united as if in war, because its all the same instincts as war. But the two cities remain friendly with one another, even part of the same nation. And training and skills for Football, are usable in war as well. I think this could solve your problem.

My second solution: capitalism and consumerism. Hear me out on this one. I understand that your culture here is utilitarian and austere. Everything is function, because of discipline and resources for war. But it is human nature to want more, and I think it shows in the way your citizens crave entertainment. Now, if each person is free to improve their lot in life, and if trade allows an inflow of new luxuries, people are hopeful of improving their personal situations. They feel like they can command their own lives, and many of their desires are sated. This keeps people satisfied and content, and staves off rebellion or disunity. Here's what I propose. Your city is industrious, and produces many wares. Historically, most of this is used domestically, while some went to pay tribute to the emperor. But what if - what if - your city's excess goods were traded to Port Barry? You could receive from us fine jewelry, fine leather craftsmanship, exquisite steaks, well crafted furniture, and other goods that, while perhaps not as functional as you are used to, add a spice and happiness to life. Your citizens will appreciate this change.

Finally, perhaps you can keep doing what you have been doing, if only we can find a common enemy. Now, i can't say I understand the political landscape here very well, but I do know a phantom menace can be generated when need be. Work with me and ally with me as we rid this world of hostile powers, and you'll quickly have a common enemy to unite the citizens, and perhaps even this city to others.

Please heed my suggestions, as they worked very well in Port Barry to not just unite it, but to bring it prosperity and glory. You have done very well here. Very well. But more can be done"
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25788
25791 25797
>>25783
"Yes, LETS."
>>25769
"Are you ready for MURDER? I mean,... are you ready?" Thez corrects herself.
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25789
25790 25792
>>25786
"A-are you sure, Flashy?" (she's clearly bored out of her wits, but doesn't want to disappoint)
".. I guess I'll just leave then..." she says without waiting for a response.
"Good luck, Flashy. Call me if things get messy."
*dashes off*
Anonymous
Nx2lf
?
No.25790
25792
>>25789
"I'll catch a ride from Fae"
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.25791
25792 25800
>>25788
"its not murder if they deserve it."
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25792
25793 25794
>>25789
If Tracy were flying towards the tower, would she be able to see Thez, Torc, and Infernius take off?
>>25790
*hysterical laughter in the distance*
>>25791
>Chaotic Good in a nutshell
Anonymous
Nx2lf
?
No.25793
25796
>>25792
She'd go to see the eggs
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25794
25795
>>25792
At this rate, yes.
(hysterical laughter?)
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25795
>>25794
It's how she handles it...
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25796
25798
>>25793
This makes more sense though (she'd be irredeemably heartbroken if those eggs hatched while she was away)....
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.25797
25800
>>25788
"You bet yer arse I am"
Anonymous
Nx2lf
?
No.25798
25799
>>25796
If it makes you feel any better, Trollestia will make a good mother for the Rocs when they imprint onto her
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25799
25802
>>25798
I hate you too, Anon...
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25800
25801
>>25791
>>25797
Thez smiles, and looks to infernius. "Lead the way."
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.25801
25803 25804 25805
>>25800
*heads out holding Ana's hand*
Anonymous
Nx2lf
?
No.25802
>>25799
*sad Waifu Thief Mod noises*
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.25803
25810
>>25801
*third wheels*
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25804
*Tracy speeds off back towards the tower* (her armor is in her saddlebags, so she's going at x5 speed)
>>25801
>2 lood
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25805
25807 25815
>>25787
"I had hoped to hear something like this from you. You are an impressive fellow Mr. Trump, and I am eager to hear more from you and yours. Would you permit me to appoint a delegation to venture to Port Barry? I wish to hear from my men what there is to see, hear, and experience. No officers, no ministers, just rank and file enlistees. I'd like to hear about what you have done with your people from fresh eyes. With the Emperor dead, perhaps it is time to prepare for a future that we always hoped for but never dared dream possible.
Besides, any sport that combines competition and war is worth looking into," he says, smiling for the first time Trump has seen.
>>25801
"You oaf, I'm perfectly capable of making my way!" she says eluding his grip but maintaining a small distance.

Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25806
25808
(still waiting on Taylor's response. No bully, just mentioning I haven't forgotten)
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.25807
25809
>>25805
*sad gleam in eyes*
Tay
PUWYA
?
No.25808
25809
>>25806
To what?
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25809
25811 25813
>>25807
"Oh don't be like that, I've been waiting for this all day! Its not exactly snuggle time,... not until we're covered in the blood of our enemies!"
>>25808
To Taylor being finished eating. I was waiting to post this: As Taylor finishes, he politely addresses. "I apologize if you felt pressured or unnerved. I had hoped this would be less awkward than it is. I represent the Ministry of Entertainment, as I told you. It is our desire that you consider performing for the people of Sparintenar. This would be neither a cheap nor one-time event, indeed we hope it helps to foster a developing relationship with the people of Port Barry, that increased trade and development might be fostered amongst both peoples. We hope you will consider our offer."
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.25810
25812 25817
>>25803
>continues third wheeling
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.25811
>>25809
"oh alright."
*leads on*
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25812
25814 25816 25817
*lands in front of stables like a fiery comet*
Enters stables.
"Are my chicks okay? They haven't stopped moving, have they?" (genuine worry)
>>25810
Come take your waifu.