And the Game must?! go on!
Tonight we find the party split. Trump, Tracy, and Taylor find themselves in a grand banquet hall with a gradually increasing number of stiff-backed military personnel, along with a variety of less-but-still disciplined civilians. The whole place reeks of rigidity and efficiency. All boots are shiny, all suits and uniforms are crisp and clean.
Meanwhile, Torcuil - who didn't die - prepares to venture forth with Infernius and Thez who just last night got engaged, no homo to wreck shop on an entire city of commies. "Isn't wanton killing evil" you might ask, to which I say "Not when its commies".
So then, let us begin,... again.
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>>26675And up.
She does this until she reaches above the clouds.
>>26678Torc pokes his head out the door
"Also, forgot something, this sounds weird as hell but I promise it's worth it. I need a hair from ecah of you."
Torc holds out his hand waiting.
The scrolls are a wedding present for Infernius and Thez. And they will like them. >>26677"Wonderful view, but we'll get a better view of the rock formations if we were lower, where there is more air"
Trumpaladin now takes the reigns of Tracy, and directs her with his legs and the reigns to go downwards
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>>26681*rips out big chunk of chest hair*
>>26682Cancel this. He lets her go above the clouds, although at some point he tries to take her necklace and use it on himself.
He still directs her, directs her towards the direction of Port Barry
>>26683Torc goes really wide eyed
"Holy shit that had to hurt, I only needed one hair."
>>26682See
>>26680 *moves up anyway*
[Another long sigh] (this time with not nearly as much smoke)
*stands still in mid air*
>>26686"this is nothing compared to me heart pain."
>>26687>tfw Empathetic link allows Amulet of Adaption to sustain both characters"........ I love you very much, Flashy..."
>>26691"I love you very much too, Tracy."
Holds horsey head and kisses horsey on horse lips
>trying to kiss a horse in (near) space*buckles a bit, but balances enough to prevent foolish husband from falling down from the stratosphere*
"... I love you
very very much..."
*lifts hoof and gestures towards to world*
"Everything down there combined could very compare in significance to what's up here.. It would be
meaningless without our family.. No treasure, no laws, no morals, no glory, no magic.. etc.
Nothing could ever compare to what we have right here alone together..."
*gust of stratosphere wind rushes by*
".. A few months ago, you were my whole world.. Now, I feel like I have a whole world inside of me. You completed me, Flashy.. And no princess of god-thing could ever tell the whole story of how much I love you...."
>>26694I know that's how it works for BG Hold on, ithink my laptop might begin to start working
>>26695Trumpaladin feels a rush of freedon flow through him. Not because of anything in the situation - No. That's fucking terrifying. He's being held captive by his stalker at like 5000 feet. But yet still he feels that rush of freedom - because after three hours of extra work, and 30 minutes of waiting for the damned computer to load, his faggot is finally at his laptop, and is able to type properly and see posts as they appear
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>>26695>spaceTHE FINAL FRONTIER
THESE ARE THE VOYAGES OF THE STARSHIP ENTERPRISE,
ITS FIVE-YEAR...
I'll stop now
>>26692"Twas just a jest"
>>26698Kek
Torc takes the hair from Infernius and Thez(?).
He disappears again and after sometime, a flash of blue light and puff of smoke appear.
"I'M OKAY"
>>26695>forgetting Tracy has insanely high dexterity*takes another kiss from an incredibly flexible giant horse neck. Hell, he can launch himself over the side to make it work, he's kissing this mare*
"Tracy, I think you've come in time to see that, well glory, laws, morals, and treasure are very important to me. I have responsibilities. People who need to be protected, laws and justice to uphold..."
He is staring into her eyes now, or at least what is visible from his angle
"But for everything, what I see before me feels more important."
He now gestures beneath him, and looks down to Tracy's womb area
"what is here below me is more important..."
He kisses her again, for a little longer
"Tracy, I don't have a ring to give you, but..."
"Will you marry me? Be my official waifu?"
>>26700Meant to post this earlier, but got cut off. Sorry.."...... I will always love you, Flashy. Forever and ever.. I couldn't stop loving you even if I wanted to, no matter what happened between us.. No matter what you ever had to do, I would still love you without condition..
You already know my answer, Flashy, but.. If I could have ust one promise in our lives...
*gestures towards the world*
"With Heaven as our witness: no matter what ever happens down there on that little rock, no matter what tries to wedge itself between us, or what either of us have to do, will you still love me?"
>>26701"Sometimes, you do things that I don't like. Piss me off, make me hate you even. And sometimes I do things that seem to imply indifference.
But for all of that, and whatever happens, how ever much I want to stop - I can never cease loving you"
>>26704*breaks out into tears*
*shudders a bit dangerously*
"..Yes! Yes, I'll be your waifu; forever and ever!"
>>26705[sobbing nightmare noises]
>>26705Looks at her with a deep intensity:
"Then you may consider yourself claimed"
You gotta make this theatrical Fuck, I'm acctually a bit emotional right now...
I need a hobby
>>26709[overjoyed bridal hoers noises]
*sniffs and snorts for a few minutes*
*gazes at the world*
"... You know, from this angle, it really doesn't look half bad.. I could say I've gotten used to that little rock.."
>cue descent Well, that's one dramatic relationship catastrophe averted.
*throws away booklet*
>Torc is the only one not married now
HAHA BEING SINGLE ONLY INCREASES MY WIZARD POWERS
>still waiting for GM to come back and rain fiery brimstone down upon us for being such insufferable faggots...
Hell yes we're going on a death spiral dive!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAwcoFoAk_kBut first:
Trumpaladin places his hand on Tracy's fur, runs his fingers through it, and looks out over the world
"It'll tend to do that. When she's persistent, she can make you love her. Even if she gives you bad days sometimes. You come to find she's what holds your interest most"
Looks back at Tracy
"The world too I guess"
>>26715You'll get there eventually.
Taylor is still single. >>26717"To the world!"
*dashes towards the planet*
>>26722Trumpaladin now directs his mount/waifu downwards. Straight downwards, in a plunge to the world. With all that same glee as the pilot riding the bomb down in Dr. Srangelove, he holds on tight, but lifts himself from his saddle as he does so...
It makes him feel very much alive
>>26723Hopefully Thez and Inferius will work out their marital problems GM sits wherever GM sits, still brooding because Trump's faggot stole the wind from his sails and exerted authority over his thread. Thez rocks playfully nearby.
"Its... so sweet,... I bet'cha never,..."
He cuts her off "You know we're supposed to be lurking, making them suffer in our absence for having,...."
"That was YOUR idea."
"And YOUR idea started this mess in the first place!"
"Maybe, and I guess I still owe everyone an explanation,
as do you."
"MMmmph."
"Screw you, sit in your little corner then. I'm out!" <whoof>
GM sighs.
>>26725<whooof>"I... I'nis,...?"
>>26726*infernuis eyes are devoid of any emotion*
"yea."
>>26728"I,... um,... I,... n, nevermind," she says, unsure how to respond. "I'll just,...." she sighs and sits down near to his feet.