And the Game must?! go on!
Tonight we find the party split. Trump, Tracy, and Taylor find themselves in a grand banquet hall with a gradually increasing number of stiff-backed military personnel, along with a variety of less-but-still disciplined civilians. The whole place reeks of rigidity and efficiency. All boots are shiny, all suits and uniforms are crisp and clean.
Meanwhile, Torcuil - who didn't die - prepares to venture forth with Infernius and Thez who just last night got engaged, no homo to wreck shop on an entire city of commies. "Isn't wanton killing evil" you might ask, to which I say "Not when its commies".
So then, let us begin,... again.
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>>26271*hops down and sprays both of the offending players with the Rod of Sneezes*
Thez looks around at the group and wonders who to nerf. "Torcuil is chaotic, Infernius is chaotic, Tracy is chaotic,...."
"Kek," she says holding the night-blue stone.
>>26277Which players? Me and torcuil or Inferius and Torcuil?
>>26276>>26262"would you be happy if torculi accepted a geas that said he cant harm you? and would torc accept such a thing?"
>>26271Can Tracy use Potions of Rage as substitute for the Rage spell, or will she have to get Taylor or someone else to help her every day?
>>26281"Geas is harsh. I just want to keep the potion and be left alone"
>>26280>Inferius and TorcuilIs what she would've done.
"I still have the other stone,...."
>>26283Did the Rod do anything? I promised not to stab players..
>>26301
Was, but just for kicks. She undid it, she just wanted the satisfaction. She's been in a weird mood for days now.
>>26303Oh no, she better not be...
>>26304I don't follow
>>26305You're really not helping
>>26305I'm just going to assume that Trumpaladin sees this.
He's left wondering why it wasn't Thez
>>26307But Trump did say it
>>26308She just disappeared during the danger. She has to do this
>>26279She's not Chaotic (yet).
>>26308She just realized it was a bad idea..
>>26312Also, I'm an idiot and didn't realize Thez was there.
>>26312So... you attack her husband, who was not the one who just incapacitated
your husband?
>>26313Uh... I'll accept that explaination
>>26313"Tracy, did you just vanish while I was incapacitated?"
Thez yawns. "Sorry, its been a while since I've had a good "good" excuse to floor anyone. Don't let me stop you, just make sure that there's some kind of residue or there'll be TWO absent traces of residue! in the morning."
She hops over to Infernius. "Thanks again for the face," she kisses him.
>>26317"I.. I was just trying to.. get a clean shot.."
*drops blackjack and hangs her head, ashamed of her faggot's incompetance*
>>26320you said Thez was actimg weird, so I assumed pregnancy
>>26318*DEATH GLARE at Thez*
>>26319"Tracy, if I am incapacitated like that, I, by definition, cannot defend myself. And if you flee from danger after that happens..."
sadness with anger
>>26322Now
that would be terrifying.
Good thing they used protection.
>>26323"I, I wasn't fleeing! I was just waiting for the right moment..."
I think it's a good time now to explain
Ah, I can wait 12 minutes
>>26322Thats a bit of a leap o_O
>>26323"What?"
>>26326"Speaking of the right moment... Tracy, can you leave the eggs and the stable for a minute?"
>>26329"Who the hell uses protection? I certainly don't"
>>26334Kek!
>>26336*returns high five, with enthusiasm*
"What do you guys mean 'protection'? You mean like, weapons?"
>>26323My brain works weird
>>26332>>26334>>26336>>26337Kek
Torc gets tired of this bullshit and heads to town
>>26339"Sex with females. They can get pregnant otherwise. Even if they are entirely different species apparently"
>>26334Shit, I wish I had turned trips on for that
>>26337Oh dear.
>>26339Good lord...
>tfw have to play diligently"Yeah, what is this 'protection' you guys talk about? Is it like a knife? Can I have it?"
>>26341"That's absurd, I'd have to be... non... infernal... for,...." her voice trails off, as she suddenly realizes,... things.