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Banquet Nuts
Anonymous
6Xr1d
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No.25605
25607 25893 25976
And the Game must?! go on!
Tonight we find the party split. Trump, Tracy, and Taylor find themselves in a grand banquet hall with a gradually increasing number of stiff-backed military personnel, along with a variety of less-but-still disciplined civilians. The whole place reeks of rigidity and efficiency. All boots are shiny, all suits and uniforms are crisp and clean.
Meanwhile, Torcuil - who didn't die - prepares to venture forth with Infernius and Thez who just last night got engaged, no homo to wreck shop on an entire city of commies. "Isn't wanton killing evil" you might ask, to which I say "Not when its commies".

So then, let us begin,... again.
1080 replies and 95 files omitted.
Anonymous
xYw1j
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No.26074
26076
>>26071
what time of day is it in game?
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.26075
>>26072
"Reception?"
Trollestia pokes her head in, "Banana?"
T> "Yes, thank you.:
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.26076
>>26074
Uhm,,,, morning?
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26077
26080
falkland-penguins-minefield-4%255B2%255D.jpg
>>26071
"What are the chances that he'll find out by himself?" Tracy say, cringing a bit at the thought
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26078
>>26071
"how you feel about a relaxing day at beach?"
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26079
26083
>>26073
As far as I understand, that bloodbath was the ceremony.. Something about Infernal traditions.
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.26080
26081 26082
>>26077
"You're probably right."
Tr> "Banana?"
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26081
>>26080
"Sure, thanks."
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26082
26085
>>26080
>to Thez
"All he does is sit in the forge and work metal; he's bound to go to the vault eventually. What'll we do when that happens?"
Anonymous
+YypU
?
No.26083
26084 26085
>>26079
Well yes, but she wasn't told that. They should show up happy and coveted in blood saying "we're married!" if it weren't for meta-spoilers.

I don't understand why she was married under infernal tradition when she's not infernal...
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26084
26086
>>26083
>she wasn't told that.
... I fucked up..
*checks chart*
If I hadn't, Tracy would be pretty green atm, and insecure too..
>not infernal
Well, she stuck with the face-eating tradition, so I'm not surprised.
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.26085
26090
>>26083
Meta - her infernal nature was removed but
"I've got this. Just because I'm not fiendish in body, doesn't mean I'm disowned. I'm still the adopted daughter of the House of Thez, with responsibilities and expectations you know!"
>>26082
"Well hopefully we can either find or replace some degree of what as stolen. Anyone have any ideas where we might find a city swimming in wealth?"
Aside to Infernius: "We DID just raid a mining city,...."
Anonymous
+YypU
?
No.26086
26087 26088
>>26084
I really want to see Tracy's response to Inferius and Thez being married before her...
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.26087
>>26086
Its coming, IDK about Infernius, but I'm working for effect; one of those "Blurt out causally" moments
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26088
26089 26093
>>26086
It's a pain and a half to backtrack the math, but I can add the jealousy and insecurity factor anyway. It'll increase decay though, seeing another wedding go on was a big trigger.
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.26089
26091
>>26088
Good thing she didn't see it,... and it wasn't a wedding,... it was more of a ritual than anything.
Anonymous
xYw1j
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No.26090
26092
>>26085
"ill go collect any gold my gestapo found and bring it back on uatchit."
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26091
26096
>>26089
She wanted a more traditional marriage (maximizes the emphasis on monogamy), although she is impressionable...
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.26092
26097
>>26090
"I doubt they found anything damn commies, but the mines might yield something, either immediately or over time through exploitation."
Anonymous
+YypU
?
No.26093
26098
>>26088
>>26068
>she's still in decay
Fucking hell! I made her a mount, am wearing a ring from her, said I love her, had sex with her repeatedly in that >rape way she likes it, and tried to show affection every other way
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.26094
Thez starts rubbing her temples some more.
Anonymous
+YypU
?
No.26096
>>26091
>wants monogamy
Uh... Oh. We may have an issue then

*tears apart existing flowcharts*
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26097
26099
>>26092
"ill go check the corpses stomach jews swallow there gold and diamonds during an emergency."
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26098
26100
>>26093
"Decay" (didn't have a term until recently) is a constant based on many variables. It can never be eliminated entirely, but it can be reversed drastically, or it's rate can be decreased to near zero.
Anonymous
6Xr1d
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No.26099
26120
>>26097
"Bring me back a face? My head is killing me." ~_~
Anonymous
+YypU
?
No.26100
26101
>>26098
So you're telling me her behavior can only get progressively worse as time passes? That she'll never be as she was when we first found the city?
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26101
26103
>>26100
I'm saying her behavior may always have potential to get worse, unless otherwise emotionally balanced.
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26102
505171__safe_artist-colon-clamstacker_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_knife_nicolas cage_simple background_solo_transparent background.png
*mutters very softly to herself under her breath*
"... there was that chamber in my hideout... was..."
Anonymous
zE2yh
?
No.26103
26104
>>26101
Can it get better
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26104
26105
>>26103
Yes.
Anonymous
zE2yh
?
No.26105
26106 26107 26117
>>26104
I kind of want to ask how for tips on how to persuade her to let me have a second waifu, but that's a minefield it will be really fun to drive straight into
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26106
26113
>>26105
You've been driving straight over mines this whole time. I've done my best to nerf it into oblivion.
Anonymous
6Xr1d
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No.26107
26115
>>26105
Good thing Trump is in Sparetinar atm
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26108
26109 26110
So, so the tower's mess hall have like every kind of food or something?
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26109
>>26108
does the*
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.26110
26112
>>26108
Synthetic (think Start Trek replicators), yes
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26112
26114
>>26110
So, it can provide sufficient elephants meat for Tracy's chicks?
Anonymous
zE2yh
?
No.26113
26116
>>26106
I don't even know where these mines are or how to find them
6Xr1d
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No.26114
26116 26120
[1d100 = 12]
>>26112
... I suppose so,....
Incidentally, if you wanna speed up the hatching, you can roll a 1d100 each day
Anonymous
zE2yh
?
No.26115
26117
>>26107
Why? Is she about to be triggered?
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26116
26118 26119
>>26113
... I could tell..
>>26114
>dat roll
That looks like nothing, but what do I need to roll to do it? She's not going anywhere until these things are semi-independent enough for her to leave shortly.
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.26117
26119
>>26115
re >>26105
IDK, is she?
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.26118
26122
>>26116
Duh, a pair of eggs.
Anonymous
zE2yh
?
No.26119
>>26116
part of the reason why I want to know anything about flowcharts

>>26117
I never know

Anonymous
xYw1j
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No.26120
26121 26129
>>26099
>>26114
*goes back to durpistan*
*greets my men that are there*
*order them to start cutting stomachs open and retrieve any valuables inside*
"any valuables you find belong to the people of port barry!"
*cuts off a face for gilly<3*
*checks the head bankers stomach*
*leads an expidition into the mines to see whats inside*
Anonymous
zE2yh
?
No.26121
26123 26125
>>26120
>Banker
They are communists. Not capitalists
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26122
26129
>>26118
Dubs?
Anonymous
Gr6zN
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No.26123
26124
>>26121
Bread dristrubitor?
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.26124
26126 26127
>>26123
We don't need bread, we need metals to keep the dragon in the forge.
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.26125
>>26121
i check the comisars stomach then.