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Banquet Nuts
Anonymous
6Xr1d
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No.25605
25607 25893 25976
And the Game must?! go on!
Tonight we find the party split. Trump, Tracy, and Taylor find themselves in a grand banquet hall with a gradually increasing number of stiff-backed military personnel, along with a variety of less-but-still disciplined civilians. The whole place reeks of rigidity and efficiency. All boots are shiny, all suits and uniforms are crisp and clean.
Meanwhile, Torcuil - who didn't die - prepares to venture forth with Infernius and Thez who just last night got engaged, no homo to wreck shop on an entire city of commies. "Isn't wanton killing evil" you might ask, to which I say "Not when its commies".

So then, let us begin,... again.
1080 replies and 93 files omitted.
Anonymous
xYw1j
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No.26126
>>26124
im working on it.
Anonymous
Gr6zN
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No.26127
26128
>>26124
But its the communist banker
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
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No.26128
26130
>>26127
Communists don't have money, because they have nothing to spend it on. They only trade rations.
Anonymous
6Xr1d
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No.26129
26131
>>26122
100
>>26120
The expedition is cut off short, as you and crew come across a cave-in with a partially buried cart laden with gems. There's also an arm sticking out of the rubble, but it looks like its dead.
Anonymous
Gr6zN
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No.26130
>>26128
Bread dristrubitor = communist banker
Anonymous
xYw1j
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No.26131
26132
>>26129
"get back men me clear the way."
*grabs the biggest rock in the way and pulls*
Anonymous
6Xr1d
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No.26132
26133 26134 26135
>>26131
Aaaaaand Infernius is buried in a pile of rocks
Anonymous
xYw1j
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No.26133
26136
>>26132
>10 int
Anonymous
zE2yh
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No.26134
>>26132
What I would say if I were there
"has anyone ever told you you'd make a good communist?"
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
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No.26135
>>26132
I knew that gas going to happen.
Anonymous
6Xr1d
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No.26136
26140
>>26133
Before too long, (suffocation) the Gestapo is able to pull Infernius out of the rubble.
"Careful sir, this area seems dangerous. Its almost like it was built by commies. We can probably make progress and renovate the tunnels, but it will take time. More time than one measly day after your marriage certainly congratulations btw"
Anonymous
Gr6zN
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No.26137
26138 26139 26144
So wait, where is everyone?
Anonymous
6Xr1d
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No.26138
26140 26142
He continues, "Still, for there to be a cart laden with gems means that we should be able to extract a decent amount of resources from this mine, and that's assuming there aren't other ores, metals, and such.
>>26137
Near the mess area, thats where the comfy chairs are.
Trollestia> "Banana?"
Anonymous
zE2yh
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No.26139
>>26137
I'm frozen in time from last night.

Which is just fine, I need questions answered. But don't have fun without me
Anonymous
xYw1j
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No.26140
26141
>>26136
"thanks for pulling me out men tell the bartender drinks are on me tonight. and thanks for the congratz.
>>26138
can i still see the cart?
Anonymous
6Xr1d
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No.26141
>>26140
Nope, that was a dangled carrot to indicate A. yes there's gems and B. lookit the shiny!
Anonymous
Gr6zN
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No.26142
26143 26145 26146
>>26138
"Thanks, I'll take one"
Torc takes the offered banana.
"Infernius, can I talk to you a minute?"
Anonymous
Gr6zN
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No.26143
>>26142
"Oh, and Thez too"
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
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No.26144
>>26137
Tracy is still sitting on her eggs, reading a book on Rocs and other monsters.
Anonymous
6Xr1d
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No.26145
26147
>>26142
Infernius is being un-buried at the moment.
"Yeah, sure." Thez has a wicked headache.
Anonymous
xYw1j
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No.26146
26148
>>26142
im not at the tower right now. but im on the way back. but before i go back i go to the mining guild(do we have one of those?)
Anonymous
Gr6zN
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No.26147
26148
>>26145
"Take your time"
Torc munches on the banana peel included
Anonymous
6Xr1d
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No.26148
26149 26153
>>26146
No actually, that's the only thing I can think of that a Port would NOT have.
>>26147
"Uhhhh, any luck finding a Ranger-trainer?"
Anonymous
xYw1j
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No.26149
26150 26155
>>26148
well im go to the police station and send 10 more guys over to durpistan(infernuisville)
Anonymous
zE2yh
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No.26150
26151
>>26149
We're gonna have to have a talk Inferius
Anonymous
xYw1j
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No.26151
>>26150
yes we are indeed.
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
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No.26152
26154
Tracy, covered in sweat, walks into the dining area for a bit to fill her bag with meat.
Gr6zN
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No.26153
26156 26160
[1d20 = 20]
>>26148
"The what?"
"What Ranger-trainer?"
Perception check
zE2yh
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No.26154
[1d100 = 25]
>>26152
Trollestia lies in wait like a predator for the eggs to hatch in the 2 minute interlude
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
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No.26155
26157 26158
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>>26149
Infernius would be better off as a Lawful Evil conqueror, imo.
Anonymous
Gr6zN
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No.26156
>>26153
P
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I
S

K
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Anonymous
zE2yh
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No.26157
26161
>>26155
You think that about literally everyone

Except me

The person who it makes the most sense to be a lawful evil conquerer
Anonymous
xYw1j
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No.26158
26159 26164 26173
>>26155
if stuff keeps continuing to rob infernuis of his innocence he might end up that way.
Anonymous
zE2yh
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No.26159
>>26158
Definitely need a talk
Anonymous
6Xr1d
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No.26160
26163
>>26153
You can tell that Thez knows something

Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
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No.26161
26162
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>>26157
>Except me
I do all the time; like, every session. I just don't want to start any augments.
You should become a Blackguard. A Level 16 Fallen Paladin is a force to be reckoned with; seeing as how they that character would get all the bonus abilities for Fallen Paladins and then be able to trade in its levels to become an Epic Blackguard. (you could also summon that lawyer as your undead companion).
I only said it to Infernius just then, because I thought he'd listen. He's been slowly but surely assimilating the habits of his waifu.
Anonymous
zE2yh
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No.26162
26166
>>26161
We need to talk
Anonymous
Gr6zN
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No.26163
26167
>>26160
"Tell me what you know"
Anonymous
6Xr1d
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No.26164
26165 26173 26175
>>26158
You married her,.... Wha'd you THINK was gonna happen?
Anonymous
zE2yh
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No.26165
>>26164
I really hate to say it, but This.

Still I am obligated to prevent further decline
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
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No.26166
26168
>>26162
There's also that benefit of Dark Blessing, to add the Charisma bonus to all saving throws...
Anonymous
6Xr1d
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No.26167
26169 26171
>>26163
"Uhhhh, I know that my head feels like there's a spike sticking out of it. I need a banana," she says, meandering toward the stables.
Anonymous
zE2yh
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No.26168
>>26166
Legit tempting
We need to talk about Inferius
Anonymous
zE2yh
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No.26169
26170 26172
>>26167
I would ask her this if my character were there:

"Thez, you said you were Geased. What was your Geas?"
Anonymous
zE2yh
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No.26170
26172
>>26169
Also since it's morning can I be there but also still in Sparintenar the previous night?
Anonymous
Gr6zN
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No.26171
26180 26188
>>26167
"Okay, there are plenty at the tower."
Anonymous
6Xr1d
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No.26172
26174 26176
>>26169
>>26170
Fine, but I may throw in some things which 'would have and did happen, go with it cuz you were there'. Deal?
Anonymous
xYw1j
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No.26173
26177
>>26164
i didnt mean thez when i said this
>>26158

Anonymous
zE2yh
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No.26174
26177
>>26172
So long as I can also finish my conversation with Baz. I would have last night but I had to drive from home back to university
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
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No.26175
26177 26179
NqVEv.jpg
>>26164
This.
He made a deal with the (former) devil, and even sacrificed a whole village to ratify it...

Then again, as long as he stays Lawful, he'd probably still be one step within Hitler's Alignment, so that he wouldn't lose his clerical powers so long as he followed Hitler's code.. The drawback to that would be that we wouldn't have anyone to cast Atonement if someone fucked up and lost their class-related powers, but a Helm of OA isn't hard to craft..