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Banquet Nuts
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25605
25607 25893 25976
And the Game must?! go on!
Tonight we find the party split. Trump, Tracy, and Taylor find themselves in a grand banquet hall with a gradually increasing number of stiff-backed military personnel, along with a variety of less-but-still disciplined civilians. The whole place reeks of rigidity and efficiency. All boots are shiny, all suits and uniforms are crisp and clean.
Meanwhile, Torcuil - who didn't die - prepares to venture forth with Infernius and Thez who just last night got engaged, no homo to wreck shop on an entire city of commies. "Isn't wanton killing evil" you might ask, to which I say "Not when its commies".

So then, let us begin,... again.
1080 replies and 96 files omitted.
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.25607
25608 25611
>>25605
I like killing commies
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25608
25609 25610
>>25607
Its supposed to be fun! Now on the subject of Rangers,... you might find someone in the immediate surroundings who knows a thing or 7.
Tay
PUWYA
?
No.25609
25612
>>25608
Faints again to get free cpr.
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.25610
25612
>>25608
Uh, how I find this man?
Should I roll perception?
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.25611
>>25607
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yy9VvAuCCEg
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25612
25613
>>25609
"Ma'am! Are you okay? ARE YOU OKAY!"
...
"She's unresponsive, but still breathing. You! Go get a medical technician! You, please assist me!"
>>25610
That might help
Gr6zN
?
No.25613
25614 25617
[1d20 = 13]
>>25612
Rolling
May kek bless my roll
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.25614
25615 25617
>>25613
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Guidance
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.25615
25617
>>25614
Thx friend
Anonymous
dFUBu
?
No.25616
25619
image.jpeg

Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.25617
25621
>>25615
>>25614
>>25613
do these stack gm?
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Prayer
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25618
25620 25647
The two attending staff members begin feeling around Taylor for any injuries or signs of distress. The assistant asks Trump/Tracy, "Does she have any existing medical conditions that you are aware of? Is she allergic to any medications?"
"I'm not detecting any signs of trauma, elevating her head," the main responder says wrapping up his jacket into a roll and placing it under Taylor's head.

The incoming crowd takes more than a passing interest in the situation with Taylor. "Please, maintain a perimeter!
Two more people with medical symbols on their uniform enter. "Sir, we're here to relieve you."
"Thank you. She collapsed on the floor, no apparent signs of injury, and she's still breathing but unresponsive."
"We'll take it from here. Preparing AED device." he says while the other medic rips open her jacket and shirt.
"Placing electronic shock devices."
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.25619
>>25616
Thats fucking adorable.
Tay
PUWYA
?
No.25620
25621 25625
>>25618
>>25618
[Dripping noises]
6Xr1d
?
No.25621
[2d20 = 22]
>>25617
No, the latter supercedes the former.
>>25620
"Charging AED, everyone stand clear!"
....
"Administering shock."

Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25622
25623
A sharp surge of electricity shoots through Taylor, forcing her eyes open, and causing her to gasp for air.
Tay
PUWYA
?
No.25623
25625 25627
>>25622
[Orgasms intensely]
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25624
25626
The medical staff breathe a sigh of relief. "Ma'am, can you hear me? You're in the Spartan's mess hall, you fell and lost consciousness. Please remain still while I check your vitals."
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.25625
>>25620
Oh no
>>25623
Why
Tay
PUWYA
?
No.25626
25627
>>25624
[Kises medic]im fine now.
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25627
25628 25629
>>25623
And here i thought getting shocked would have been seen as adverse
"Ma'am, you seem to be convulsing. Its best that you lay there. I need an....." he's interrupted by >>25626

The surrounding onlookers cheer at her return to life and movement (aside from slight 'convulsions'). Several people pat him on the shoulder and back, while his assistant looks at him with green eyes.

Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.25628
>>25627
>green eyes
I don't know how, but that will be important later.
SOMEONE WRITE THAT DOWN
Tay
PUWYA
?
No.25629
>>25627
You have very pretty eyes.
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25630
"Ma'am, I think you're going to be alright. Take over for me," he says to the other attendent who shoots him a look of "Oh NOW I can take over".
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25631
25633
>Green eyes
Its an expression, it means he's jealous, not literal
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25632
25635
Nevermind, fuck it. He's got green eyes
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.25633
>>25631
I've never heard that.
I thought it was gonna be something important
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.25634
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbR96b7ksXg
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.25635
25637
>>25632
does lennos have any zyclone b?
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25636
25638
Meanwhile, aside from Taylor's,... situation, Thez inquires to Infernius. "Why are we going to go kill a city again? I'm not opposed, just wondering why its necessary or called for is all."
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25637
25638
>>25635
Raises his goggles. "What now?"
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.25638
25639
>>25636
"they are filthy communist jews"
>>25637
"me need gas bombs. have you any?"
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25639
25640 25643 25645
>>25638
T> "What's a communist?"
L> "How quick do you need 'em?"
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.25640
25641
>>25639
"As the scholar of the group, imagine socialism but worse"
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25641
25646
>>25640
"What's wrong with being social? Do they talk too much?"
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25642
25646
P.S. Intelligence is Thez' weakest attribute
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.25643
25651
>>25639
"me not know full details but me was in bavaria during the coup they starved the civilians and kept all the food for themselves thats what it means they also rape and murder with out reason, communist are the worst dregs of anyworld."
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25644
Back.
What did I miss?
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.25645
>>25639
"a few hours? me need to gas communist jews."
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.25646
25648 25651
>>25642
Ah
>>25641
"No no no. Socialism is where the goverment takes everything someone has, then distributes it evenly.
So say that Jew down the street has $1 and you have $99 according to the government, you each have $50.
Communism includes killing people"
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25647
>>25618
>medical conditions
"No. She's just a bit of a drama queen."
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.25648
25649 25650
>>25646
"a jew with 1$ hahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaha"
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25649
>>25648
>according to the (((government)))
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.25650
>>25648
"Well, one dollar not invested in the banks or the illuminati"
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25651
25652 25654
>>25643
Thez eyes sharpen. "So demons then." Draws her broom and unsheathes it. "Its a shame I don't have claws for this," then to Infernius and Torcuil, "When do we leave?"
>>25646
"Definitely demons. Maybe not literally, but thats how Demons are. Laws are 'negotiable items', public opinion beats out decency and responsibility. That sound about right?"
Anonymous
Gr6zN
?
No.25652
25653
>>25651
"Actually, close enough. Lets go.
I'll summon gas with my meme magic."
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25653
25658
>>25652
Both look to Infernius, who (not as well as Tracy) is the only one who knows where to look.
Anonymous
xYw1j
?
No.25654
>>25651
"me need gas that there weakness."
Mrs. Sentry
Dr9PD
?
No.25656
25657
So, where is Tracy right now?
Anonymous
6Xr1d
?
No.25657
25660
>>25656
Tracy is at the rapidly filling mess hall, which large portions of which are taking their seats and calming down after the commotion of Taylor's momentary distraction.