Welcome back to thread number like 5 or 6 of Occupied Equestria, a My Little Pony RP based heavily upon the Equestria at War mod for Hearts of Iron 4, and using the mechanics of D&D 3.5, and set in South-East Equestria after it has been conquered and split between the Changelings and a foreign fascist power
Onyx is cleaning glasses, Spark has secured a contract to clear a quarry of Zombies for a real estate developer, Silver is eating meat, Ash and Iron are trying to raid what they believe to be a gangster's den, and Dark Star is holding hooves.
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>>76173Eh, if he really wants a firearm, he can just pick one up off of a dead opponent.
>spoilerI think he still has enough. He just won't be able to buy Blue the moon.
>>76169There's no need to spend everything.
>>76168He inspects the badge
“That’ll do”
Be advised that if the character’s funds fall much lower, his ability to woo mares with grand gestures may be... hindered
>>76169You should probably be aware that undead creatures are immune to everything except magic and bludgeoning weapons. A great sword won’t do you nearly as much good as a mundane worker’s sledgehammer
>>76172>>76167ATTENTION ANCAP FELLOW. IT SEEMS LIKE A GRAND TIME YOU WOKE UP FROM YOUR DEEP SLUMBER AND INTERACT WITH OTHER PLAYERS.
>>76176Is there even a place to buy something like that near the tailor?
>>76177>Not waking me up in a wagon asking if I tried to cross the border4/10, try harder next time
>>76179No one here is named Todd, though.
>>76179Well, when you're not even near a border, it's kind of hard to do the joke.
>>76176Dont worry about that Dark Star is going to be a miser
to everyone except blue until further notice.
>>76178the hardware store we are at probably.
>>76184Do something to indicate your vital organs are not outside of your body, perhaps.
Basically interact with Silver >>76185Someone extraordinarily frugal, to the point of cutting costs everywhere to avoid spending money.
>>76186Probably. I guess he could use a sledgehammer.
>>76185you know like scrooge. from the movie with the ghosts that visit him. Basiclly Dark Star is going to be as cheap as him.
>>76187Noted
"Hey shopkeep. You got any metal armor?"
>>76190Onyx suddenly speaking up rouses Silver from the state of drowsiness he was in. "Now, when did you finally wake up, sleepyhead?"
>>76182100 more>>76183Just be advised that hotel rooms cost money, restaurants cost money, super fancy restaurants cost
lots of money, and so forth
>>76185He's been just throwing wads of cash around
>>76189FUCK
I forgot to deduct the 400 Dark Star gave to Iron from his cash amount!
>>76190Trim Fit: "But of course. What are your needs?"
>>76191"Earlier, where are we?"
Onyx looks around
"Say a tailor's shop and I'll start testing my new halberd"
>>76193"...Alright then, I will not say that."
>>76192After a few seconds spent deep in thought, he comes to a realization, remembering a couple details about dealing with the undead. He turns to speak with Trim Fit. "Bit of stretch here: is there hardware store nearby, or some other place for tools?"
>>76194Just hope you get some money from this job. >>76192>>76194The sorcerer leans over to Dark Star and passes 500 bits to him.
>>76192"You got any scale mail?"
>>76192Correct me if I'm wrong GM, is my bit amount 5570 bits total after all my purchases?
>>76195"You may like to visit the Sporting Goods store, the same as your companions"
>>76197"Nylon laced with plates? Yes"
>>76198I would need to back read to figure that out
400 bits plus 400 bits plus 8000 minus 1500 minus whatever the hell the armor was, and like 70 bits for the hides
>>76199"I was thinking chail laced with plates, but okay..."
>>76199From what you said, it's 7250 bits total.
>>76199He rubs the sleep from his eyes. "Ah, that is where they went. And what are directions to this "Sporting Goods" store?
I've got dinner and stuff to do. If Star, Spark, and Onyx get done with their stuff before I get back, just act like Silver went to the place, got a sledgehammer, and came back to the tailor to meet up with the group. >>76202"I know you can't possibly have enough. Just be sure to save some for that lovely mare of yours."
I give a little wink and keep walking around the store.
>>76205"Thanks."
*Dark Star looks confused*
>>76201>>76201Minus at least 1350 for the armor
>>76203"Just down this way"
alright...>>76200"We also have more basic flack jackets, and many other forms of armor"
>>76204You keep doing that like you want to be woken up in the middle of the night by a Blackhooves raid, or by a ghost linked to some dark and ancient secret of the monastery
>>76207Onyx feels like his choice in armor is being criticized
"What'll give me the best protection"
>>76207>you want to be woken upI'm pretty sure it's that, or if not she wants the tiny unicorn pony to raid her room for hugs.
>>76209"The
absolute best comes from a complete set of steel. It would slow you down and not help you much in the water, but the protection is unmatched"
>>76211The unicorn knows an unconscious pony cannot give hugs
>>76212Like I can think of story for a "bonus round" at midnight, it's just hard to get the time to plan everything well
>>76213"Alright, what won't give me the mobility of an overturned tank?"
>>76214"I prefer to think of the heavier armor more as a 'heavy' tank, like the Changeling Panzers. But a flak jacket with basic magic enchantment would cost 1200, and is the best you can get for cheap while still being as fast as an unarmored you"
>>76213i named my gunz
Ride the Lightning and The Seeker of truth 2d6vdmg +1 to hit to each
>>76215Shit, I don't have enough
"I think I'll pass for now, still need to think about it"
>>76216Nice
I've got some time in between things that need done.>>76207Silver nods and makes his way down to the store the tailor mentioned.
>>76216It is so, although I am less sure about the chance to hit
>>76217"You may do so"
How much does he have?The flak jacket he has should still be good>>76218He meets there a yellow Pegasus stallion named Happy Hunting
"What can I do for you today?"
>>76219He looks around, seemingly confused by the nature of the store and what it contains. "...Okay, this is long shot, but do you have any kind of sledgehammer for sale? Or do you know place where I can find one?"
>>76219both of the enchantments are +1